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Bubsy
This is my revierw on Bybsy the TV Pilot/Direct to video show from the dirstant future year (to tex avery) of 1993(the year Cyborg Justicecame out)
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Bubsy was trying to be the nnext Sonic and I played bpothg Genesis games abnnd bewat e,
1 had mopre personality and chartm but wasn't as playable, but 2 was more gAME oriented with a life bar, but wasmn't as memorable
kinda like with spider man venom maximum carnage and separation anxierty, or advenbntures of star saver and max on game boy
I think I hate more mariuo games than bubsy games as i only did bubsy 1 and 2 and those were not as bad a smario 764, mario 3d land and mario 2 or world to me
people hate this but I;'ve seen it a few timed and thought its not bads
so after a really 90s in yo face up yop a55 opening of him spazzing around and being zany the ep starts and iss inthis arizona like place and lives in a ZANY PEE WEE HERMSAN HOUSE LIKE IN PEE WEES BIG Adventure
ot looks like somerthing a grade schoolere would design with a basketbasll court and couches in 1 big room
his wiener artmadillo homie nightmares of bering run over and bubsy wakes him up abnd promoptytes himself as he hero and arnold is his sidekick despite hisd objections
arnold is a candya55 and aFRAID OF HIS WN CR-P AND BUBSYS NIECE AND NEPHEW COME OVER AND WANNA P0LATY WITH ARNOLDF
BUBSY WATCHES DA NEWS AND IT SEZ HOW good f--k was caps lock on? wwhy dwont it die ands burn in h-ll with jfk being b0ned by mao zedong as shiro ishii watches from hwwaven and laugfhs at them?!
so the news says 10 000 armadilloews were run over in texas, but not that we need sensible car controll and limits on wjo can buy cars and mandatory car recaslls and buy backs that would maske a car black maRKET LIKE SOVIUET AUSTRALIA
die caps lock die! burn in h-ll with trudeau dsr amnmd his womans butt buddy castro
so it showws qa truck heading for the screen and arnold has viet nam flashnacks and cruls up so the twins throw him in the hoop
the news shows virgil reality that invented a helmet that turns thoughts into reality which totally wont be used for making a death plagfue that kills all or a n immortality potion so you can kill everyone and not die
the twins go boweling with arnold and virgin wanbts someoine brave to terst the helmert and bubsy wants to and does on about being brave with public domain vlips
but also this fat chick cat who furrys wanna b0ne wants the helmet and has 2 minions, a buzzard chef and a rat played by jim cummings and is ret-rded
she does nails on chawl board and sends em to get virgin reality's hat to make her rich and p[owerful and wants tyo be thin and iis already rich and bn--chy
the ret-rded rat eats a fly and spiurts it out and bubsy goes to the virgil who his female assistant cant recall his name ands dresses like a star trek chick
virgil sez to think and blink 2x and bubsy truies it and is told to be speciffic or it'll f it up
he wants to fly and they all teletort to the sky and are fallinmg like in dbgt after goku tried instant translocation and the gang fell\
the helmet lands on arnold and bubsy stoopidly saez "don't thinbk ofd the trucvk" which f cource makes him do it asnd now a truiuck is falling at em
bbubsy gets the helmet and warps em back expect aRNOLD WQHO FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING AND IS OK
BUBSYS TWINS ARE BORDED AND WANNA USE THE HELMET BUT are told its not a toy and sneak it by moving where a chair bubsy was gonna puyt it on was and run out
is this in texas? wheres all the ffat chicks and confederate flag bikini chicks?
so the buzzard and rat whos really a shrew, maybe even a killer shrew, are going over and see the twins fighting over the healmted
the twisn make a bpobny and a boat and keep wishing more morre tyhings and it f's with the sherw who winds uip falling in cactus and cake
buzzard wants to eat the twins and the twins make a roller coaster to ride with the bird and shreeew and inside the gang only now realize thge helmet is gone, but it might only be a few mins as the stuff outside is happening at the same tyime
bubsy realizes the twins have it and they go out titn the roller coaster and it runs oiver armold and virgil worries of ther world beuing trstroyed
bubsy give a spopeech on taking a chance to make it alkl the way and shows public domain clipos
bubnsy then is hit by the coaster and hangs on the back as the rdoors outside close and vanish out oif reality for some reason
the twins bet on which bad guy barfs 12st and bubsy tells em hes had enough of iut and they wish the coaster into a different thing
bubsyy tells em to stop and they stop it and the force sends em flying eexcept the twsain and they slam in da groubnd
bubsy sees the tywins have grwionbe huge and are kaiju now and they step on bunsy and arnold
but both say theyy stepped on something and theres only 1 footprint with both in it! continuity error in a 90s cartoon! ruiend froever! this is pearl harbor! this is n7ne LL! This is the holocost! this is j fk~ this is global wearming! this is WW1! this is diana being iced!
so the twins turen back to normal and bubsy bubsy tells em if they lost the helmoet they; might have destroyed the workld
then why not make it new again with the helmpet?!
also; whats tyhat thing run on?! Protoculture?
so the twns cry that its theuirt b day and if you cry on ur b dsay its bad luck i hear
bird drops shrew and he gets the helmet but bubsy gets him with a shovel and the helmet is ok
bubsy trades him a corndog for the helmet and he eats it but its got a fuse and it blows
they fly out ad get the helkmet atrt bring it back to the fat cat gril and the kids somehow
fat catgirl wishes for a huge ba55 ring and a chair and jaccuzzi
isn't this ripping off Cutey Honey? A cvat chick wanting this item that can make anything and has animal minions?
so bird and shrew are gonna cook the kids and bubsy is bumed things went wrong and bangs his head with arnold
he bounces back and birgil givbes ghim a tracking device and l;ookls em up in a phone book to find em
her calls em and tells tyhe shroo that hes won a free catering thing and hgets his address, which is like the duct cleasning scams we got in the 2010s with gaijin calling about duct cleaning
so i talk to em in japanese
mushi mushi!
hi can i talk about duct cleaning?
ohhh, gaijin! doush ta gai jin? ore samma wa muteki da!
pardon me?
omae tachi no zoku wa jigoku no kuso!
can you speak english?
Raaaan! Jah! Poh! Neeez! Raaaan! Jah! Poh! Neeez!
hangs up
days later he call back
mushi mushi
oh, ko ni chi wa?
nani?! kono gaijin wa shinka nippon jin ka?! bakana! sona bakana!!
he actuaslly tried learning japaese to get me to buy duct cleaning
so bird somehow knows shreew was talking to bubsy and the twins thows him in the pot and get off
fat catghirl whines the helmet f';d her hair like furrys draw her being b0ned byu their fursobnas and the bird tells her the shroo told bubsy wherte they are
she sez dont answer the door and bbsy comes in and sez its catering and shrew opens it
she scratches the chalk board and stops tyhe guys but the assistant chick cat bomps her on the head with the board and she drops the helmet and they all go for it
shrew gets it in on ands makes a corndog and bird tackines him
it winds up on the twins males head and he makes a b dayy party but fat cat firl knocks it onot assistant chick head whomakes a weddign of her and bubsy
fat catgirl get it on birdfs head who mnakes em all in a pot being cooked like its some gaijin land andn even fat cat girl is in it
they fight over it and it winds up on arnold and he summoins a truck that comes in the fron and busts open da house
fat cat chick gets it and gets a tv show of her on lifestorys i mean styles of the rich and furry and assistant chick chalkboard bumps her so the hemlmet is cauyght by bubsy and he uses it and the helmet overloads
its gonna blow and he dont care and imagines the bad guys tied up as i gues he';s into fat cat girls and SM and the day is saved
bibsy is about being a hero and goes on another speech of being a bada55 and takjing a chance and more public domain clips
he tries the helmet waning a next adventure and its f;d and shiocks him
then credits to electric guitar and clips from the ep we saw
directed by tom burton? like tim burton not wanting to be kniown?
DIANNE de laurentis? like dino de laurentis
the end
that was sillty and really 90s
it feels like the 90s sonic cartoon or othert half hour video game adds
to be hfiar, its got adults ion it instead of all kids and the characters have some chutzpa siopo its not just winber kids crying in the wind and eating screentime from the cool ones who';s sidelined
the animations is not bad for its time but comparfed to todays cr-p, its amazing
the voicing is good and done by guys who know how to voice act
its part of the tude era with the 90s and the whole in yo face to da max thing like g i joe extreme
had it been picked up as a series it might have done somewhat wellk
i mean the stone protectors and street sharks got a show, why not bubsy?
its entertaining and kinda fun
good colors and the carahetrter look differenty and have their own style and personalitues and heart
whatever people hate about this, i dont see it
then again i didnt hate the garbage pail kids so i'm a bit off
For Bubsy 2 I want the fat cat chick to team up with the pug from bubsy 2 and they caspture virgil and use him to make cr-p for them, so bubsy and the chick assistant cat go on to savehim, also its a 16 bit p.,atform game but has a 2nd player mofe with the assistaNT BEING PLAYER 2 AND WORKING LIKE TAILS IN SONIC AND THEY GOTTA GO ACROSS TEXAs and to californa where its full of ganggs and roaming cannibals and people missing parts frtom beign eaten alive and they gotta get to his tower that has a camp of tents and burning dumpsters and cars of people living there and you use them as things to jump off of to bounce higher. its on serga genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba and the boss is the pig and the fat cat in a mech that you gotta take both out and each are in differenty parts doing differnt things,, like 1 moves it and the othert moves the cannon.
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