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Robo Force: The Revenge of Nazgar
This is my review on Robo Force: The Revenge Of Nazgar from the distant future year to the devolved apea in Beast Wars of 1984(60 years befgorte The 3rtd Robotewcvh War)
Its a tv special from the 80s made to sell a toyline to 80s kids but was outperformed by Transformers
It came back with other things like Glyos Toys or w/e and was animated by Ruby Spears who did the 90s Mega Man Cartooon
Its directed by John Kimball who did Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/tthe smurfs/the rambo cartoon/turbo teen(where that guyt devolves into a car and gave people weird fewtishes)
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I saw this b4 cuz my homie from abn anime site liked it and showed it to mer
So it starts with an 80s triumpjhant actiony opening thats fill of lasers and ytjhiongs blowimng and people runninbg
then credits and dsop,e guys in blaxk coats and robnots heading for some place
a sciewntist named dr fuy like nick fury from the avengers before he turned black trys getting a robot to talk and it replies with a joke
then the bad guys lead by hun dred wgo works for nazgar, like nazgul from lord of the rings, comes in and tries to capture him
his robot defends him with a lazer blast that takes out 1 bots arm like Gohan vs cell and the bads retuirn fire and blast the good robot then punbch him into the wall
hun dred makes the dr go with him or he'd blow apart his son into meaty chunks like in growl on sega genesis'
the son comes doewn and sees the ship taking him off like in close encounters of the 3rd kind by spiellburg and 10 yewars later in the place of celestia, this blonde chick tells how its freedopm is in danger from hun dred who wantrs to bring back the evil guy nazgar who was dwad for 2000 ywears like Judas today
this moustache dude sez nazgar was a lergend and not real,which is like those who deny the occult being easily preyed on by it
she plays a holotape of how nazgar newzrly f'd da planet in some war but after his stronmghold went, so did he
so is he hitler? and him coming back is like him going to the north pole or south america or the hollow earth or w/e
so b4 nazgar bit it., he vowed revenge(how do they know that?! was there a witness?) anmd no body was found, but his brain was preserved
they saved nazgars brain!
next they otta put it in a dolphinm, those things are like jeffery dahmer, b0ning people and killing animalsd for fun
she shows they a message crystal that she skins but not like a beyblade and it was in hun rdds hide out(they were there?!)
it shows nazgarbtelling his followers tofind the other 2 message crystals and have him live again
she wants men anmd funds to bring it to em ginga bull bull bull bull bull but themoustache dide sez its fake and vetoes her cr-p
she vows to do something and he sez to f withthe son of dr fury and his robots f--kin things up
then in not star wars a robot and fury jr whos a grown a55 man throw guys arouynd like the 8-0ss he maN CUZ WE CANT HAVE PUNCHES ON HUMANS
he cxonfronts a ponytail guy with buying fake info of where his dads is and now wants the hun dred base location or he'ds send maxx steele on him, but not the 00s maxx steel guy they made a dreamcast game vof, the 1st maxx steele, and not lexington steele
later the moustache guiy who was all "its not real" contacts hun dredd and he's workimng foir him, like how those "experts" who say "thisa theory is fake" rwally wortk for the guys behind it
he tells hun dredd the blonde has the crystal andat night the hun dred guys come for her and bring her to the castle under water(what thew f--k?! did transformers get this from it with the decepticon base?)
hun dredd will let her live to see her city get f'd butfury and his homies he introduces 1 name at a time whjo can talk comne over in a sub AND FUERY JR'S KID BRO MANS THWE SDUB
THEY BREWAK IN AND hun dredd leaves thew humans who work for him to bite it as they are surpluss to requitements
fury goes to find his dad but finds blonde and sez hes mark fury like mark daemon from the talented mr ripley that toimmy wiseau named his best friends character after
she sez she was gonna have hi arrested for his acts and a guy comes out with a lazer gun aimed at em but maxx steele iuses knock ouyt gaS TO PUT him to slereeop
she thinks hes the bad guy but he sez he saved her and the base starts crumbling and he brings the ko'ed guy with em
why did he have his bots byst the castle?! what if he didnt finmd his dad in time?! They're under water! the pressure would end em!
So she asks why he made comnbat robots and he sez his dad was kidnapped andhes trying to save em
as they fight robots totallyn not like star wars, he reveals his dad was working on putting human brains in robot bodies like alerx murp[hy but this camne 1st
shge ses hun dred is gonna put nazgars brain in a robot body his dad made, which sounds like both power rangers time force and mega man zero
then the roboforce comes in and he sez he made em cusz i guess he don't need years of research like his dad AND INHERITED THE ABILITY TO MAKE EM, LIKE GHOTEWN GOING SS1 AT 7
THEY LEACVE And the castle blose even though its under water and now they need to get the other 2 triuforce i mean spititual stones i mean crystqals b4 hun dred gets em
they drop off his brother whos like 14 or something and go to bonndes place to interrogate the gun guy
1 robopt puts his gun in his face, almost at his mouth and sez "unless u liie eating fire, telleus wherre hun dred and the othger are" like he's seabn connery from the untouchables, but this came 1st
gun to the mouth? pretty bada66 for an 80s show
he terlls em they went to the clifs fo the lost and he jumps out the window and probably dies cuz we never see him again
So in this rocky sandy place the bad guys confront this possible chick for the crystal of power and she knows not of it
but they tell her nazgar lives and her progtamming comes in and she brings em to the crystal and spins it and summons a nazgar hologram tHAT TELLS EM TO GO TO THE ISLE OF DOOM TO FIND THE 3RD ONE
the roboforce sees em and follows em to it but theres magnetic inferference and posuion atmosphere so the robots go out and humans stay behind in the ship
thenblonde looks like a leiji matsumoto chick from galaXY EXPRESS 999 OR W/E
THE ROBOFORCE FINDS A RAdio active cave and in there the hun dred guys have the 3rd crystal and spin em togetehr and this naercro guy hologram is summoned and tells them the brain is on mt infinity
the roboforce hears hundred saying nazgar will live again and the robofiorce comes in
the bads shoot the ceiling and spikes knock the good guys in the acid or lava or blood or kool aid or w/.e and they leave thinking the robofoiirce is over
the roboforce jets wont get em out so 1 uses a cable on a hook like batman and pulls em up[ but they used up their power paks and return to the ship and marky mark fury fixes his funky bunch of robots up
on my infinity which sounds like a pokemon thing, the badds brings dr fury who made the robot vody for naz gar and the conputer gives em nazgars brtain
the robofoirce heads for the placew and the rock crumbles off and its a metal base in it
mark goes in to save his dad and calls for an attack later
nazgar is a brain in a metal boidy like dr wheelo in dbz but this came 1st, but not iron kaiser in viool,nce jack and shuitren doji
nazgar is gonna use a death ray from the evil dr tesla to bust celestia but the roboforece is waiting for mark to save his dad, but not mark ahmmil from that 70s sci fi movie; flesh gordon, where he played the blonde hero; luke skinlicker
So hun dredds goons are taking fury dad off but fury jre swings in like spider man and saves him abnd closes the door
they have a nicwe moment and run and huinb dred tests the death ray on the woods murdering innocent plants!
plant rights ae human rights!
this is worse than anything imperial japan is sdaid top have done! those innocent virgin plants!
and other things the frutitarians might say
So the good botstake out robo p[tyerasaurs and bolow into the base and Coptor takes Dr Fury to safety as the rest of em go deeper in
The Death Ray burns out a bridge and max steele takes on hun dred in a 1 on 1 battle like Optimus Prime Vs Megatron, but Maxx tanks hius drill and 1 hit kills him with a power punch like He Man The Toy
tHE mAXX sTREELE GOES elsewhere and the remaining guys and bot go to face Nazgar and, is this a horror movie? 1 by 1 theyget removed
So Nazgar leaves the moustache guy as his thronewe folds up like a toy and bthe fury nd the blonde and the bots come in and she recognizes him asa councilman frost like the chickj from superrnanny
frost clasims to be on their side anmd tells em nazgar is in the black folded this and the good guys open fiire wiuth laszer beamns that blows it but hes not in it
alan ladds bot sez the beam cant be turned off but maxx steelepunches it and emnmds it
thiois seems like how Riki-Oh doesn't use actual martial arts and just punshes things
soo Fury rewards his bots wwith the highest grade oil which makes me think, its the 5100s ad they still use oil
then again, battle tech has faster than light travel aand internal cioombustion engines
so frost is in jail(for what? what were thge charges? what was he convicted of?) AND BLONDE IS THE COUNCUIL STAR but worriers if nazgar comes back but fiuury sez they'd be rready in case the nazgar returns and his team cant lose
which makes sense as maxx steele is pretty much kenshiro and nothing touches him, until the Ken-Oh Arc
then credits to really awesome music thgats heropic and triumphant
wtytf toei did this? seems right as its got that g i joe look
the end
tthat was quite cool
its got a manly hero doing whats ruight and a curvy blonde who can kick a555 with robots
totally not like contra hard corps
cuz that has a werewulf
great musuic, nice animation and well done voice actying
the story was cool and holds up well and its got star wars influences but didn't getr devolved by other things like a cr-ppy holiday special and endless retcons
the robots aare cool and each has its gimmick and yeah its made to sell toys, but its got good story and art
batman beyond was made to sell toys, as was beast wars
yeah tthis didn't do as well as transformers, but its doing its own thing and works
like star trek and basbylon 5
nowadays the main guy would be a kid and the woman woul;dn't be hot anmd the robots would have various accents
but in the 80s, it was good
plus the dad beiing kidnapped was used in Yugioh GX with Aster Phoenix(except in the REAL vereion he got wacked) and nazgar being an evil comig back to ruin things was from Lord of the Rings
It botyh takes from and inspires later fiction
For Robo Force: The Revenge of Nazgar II I want Nazgar to have taken over by using a Time Freeze Machine to trap Max Steels and his homies, but years later, a Rebel breaks the seal and Max and his chums gotta bring it to en ginga Bull Bull Bull Bull Bull annd take out his bases that have generators that power his empire machine that prootects his commant castle. Also its an 8 bit Nes and Game Boy, Sega Master System and Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jaguar and 7800 game like Metroid but you go across the hollow earth and get to the bases while playing as Fury and the Blonde but also switching to other Robots to get past things, with a final battle with Nazgar who is a towering robot you gotta take out by hitting its key ppoints aand doddging its attacks
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