Westward The Women

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Westward The Women

this is by review on Westward The Women from the distant fuiture year to the evil alexander hsamilton of 1951(6oo years before Transformners The Headmasters and Robnotech Season 1)

its directed by William A. Wellman who did Wings\The Hatchet Man\da 30s Call of the Wild\da 30z A Star Is Born/The Ox-Bow Inciden

huh the satory was done by Frank Capra who is a great fellow

It stars Robert Taylor from Quo Vadis\Ivanhoe, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed\Apache\Psycho 01\The Rescuers\The Fox and the Hound, Hope Emerson from Adams Rib, Julie Bishop aka Jacqueline Brown as in jackie brtown mother f--ker with a moustache from da 30z Alice in Wonderland/da black cat, Renata Vanni from The Greatest Story Ever Told\A Patch of Blue (io cried at that one, it was wonderful) and a bunmcha guys i never saw in anuything anmd aint on soviert vack doore candy a55 limp d0nmg wikipedioa

i never saw this but its like 2 hours w/o adds and 3 with

so after the turner logo from the 80s we get a full screen b/w  and its soviet california 1851 before lincon got in and attacked the south to start the civil war

this horseman rides as many horses riude around this wastelandand inot a corral and thery log the opening

1 uy named buck like adult film star buck naked was back from guyiding a party over and is given a job to bring women fort the men to have as wives as they dont wanna have to go prisojn ghay and b0ne each other like in lockdown or cutey honey

he dont want it as women scare him and probably have cooties aka 80s i mean 1ids in the 80s

hes offered 1000$ as a bonus B0NE to do it and as theres 100 men he need 150 women as they might lose 1/3

the guys ask about what kinda women they want like blondes and 1 wants anything as long as its woman

so can it be a dog or horse?

the leader who fhired him is going and talks on if ther woemn will marry the men and buck dont care if the women styay as he gets paid for bringing em

then its 3 months later in soviet chicago and they interview chicks to come over and some get turned away for being cr-ppy

1 is a school teacher and 1 is a chick whos man bit it and is mexico

1 is italiano and has a son and a dog and 1 is a frtenchie which is someone humans shouldnt breed with often

leader gives a speech and has buck tell em the route to take and how its gonna s-ck and if they are smart they;'d leave

none do and he asks if they can handle a horse and has 1 show if she xcan use a gun

she shoots oiut the eyes on a wanted poster and is a bada55 gunslinger like lillian gish

buck tells em to wear poants and non high heeled shoes and work clothes instead of sexy outfits and shows em photyoes of the men so they chhoose a man bssaasded on looks only

1n chick i think the frenchie is into buck and later this japanese guy with a long name wants to comer to colifornia and buck jokes of him being 4'9

ito like akemi ito from urotsukidoji sez he can fights and cook and they go and buck leaves 1 guy behind as he dont trust him with womnen

what is he? clin tin? bi den? wein stein? polan ski?ron ejermy?

later out in the wastelands the chicks get ready in the sand and dust and 1 trains in a whip cuz her husnband is intoi SM like Go Nagai and the yugiohg cast

so they ride out in wagons and later the fired guy comes in and signs up to a girl and  the japanse guy writes a long name even though japanse dont usually have long multi word names like the eurotrash ort gaijin

i think Ito being the asian comic relief is lik long duck dong in 165 candles

the older chick warns another one that the fired guy miught be into her and theres no b09bning on this mission

older chick sez her man and 3 boys went down at cape horn and i think it  might have  nbeen a ningen that got em

they stop at the watering hole and clean off like in my 600lb life but not with a  hose in the huge a55 and  are in undies from thre 1800s instead of nude and blurred out

Ito laughs like nelson and is sent to fidn a guy named jim quackenbush

buck has the chicks get clover to ward off svcurrvy and at night the italiano sleeps with his dog but not in the furry way

the next day ito tells buck he found no jim quackenbush and is told to try tomorriow

buck sez hes been homies with jim for years and cant live without him but is told hes dead

ito says a prayer and i hear something about protection in japanse and then fired guy treis b0ning a chick but is shot in the hand by buck

he wants to sewnd him back and says other places have 30 lashes as punbishment but he'd use a bullet if he wanted to

2 blondes talk about cr-p and later 1 chick i think is pregnant and worries of her kid and cr-p

then indians attack and they circle the wagons and they chicks get ready for the battkle

da cheef sez hes not gonna fight his arroews with their bullets and goes on and buck has a holiday wqith em that day

so latyer the chicks do some cr-p and the older one gets slapped on the butt and slaps the chicks face to spread pinworms

1 guy either killed otr ko'edd a chick and main guy buck caps him and the lilian gish gun chick caps a guy trying to capo him

1 guy is gay with a chick and they have a romanci thing and i thiun its the guy he wanted to send it the desert

i think its the pregannt chick

at night a buncha mewn ditched em and its opnly a few guys left and leader wants to go back but buck wants to go on so he dont get a rep for f--kin out and has the weeomen work to strengthen em up and weed out the weak ones who die off

the chicks are trained to use a rifle as all women should know tom defend themselves aboainst raepists and bad hombres or homies as its said in los angelas

look at sheena in contra hard corps, she was bada55 and had a sprad homin laser

laTER THE italiano chick or was it mexcican accidentally capped her own son when he handed her the guna nd sent him to h-ll

like when the ghuy who played chekovc in the new star trek was killed by his own car

this is why you should learn how to handle guns, so you dont do something stoopid

as for banning them, its like banning knifes when someone acciudentally cuts himself

so they put the boy under a pile of rocks and the mom is too broken and wants to stay here and dier

buck slugs her out and brings her with em so she dont die, which is like somethjing a go nagai character would do

they go on and a rattler is scared of the horses arnd shakes its tail and a chick jfk's him like harambe but unlike them, the snake did nothing wrong

so at a water hole in the earths a55 the women bicker and 1 guy goees to look for the dog and its ito whos at a grave and ito lures him back with the chicken

it dont work and the dog chooses to stay with a corpse and its the boys grave and ito tells him in japanse but hes a gaijin dog so ito tells him he wants to be his friend in amercian

lol; i make a man out of yuou

mile mulan ripped off, but thats chinese and thats racuiist!!

what next? mixing up brazil and mexico? i mean both are south of texas, but still

so da chicks pull this wagon up a hill as thery dont got horses or indentured servants to do so and the wagon hitch breaks and it rolls off and crushes off trhe cliff with a chick in it

dont worry, she's gonna be ok, she just needs some rest

buck calls for more women to do it again and it was done b4 but by men

you know, if they get all this work done, they might get big and muscley like thos ego nagai  babes he keeps draweign with the huge msucles and small outfits that are often removed

the older woman who was a strong woman in real life and did vaudbille takes it on and wins and buck sez "if u wertnt so big i;d kiss ja"

some guys are into gianterss and amazons, but others like em small, like midgets like on the learning channel

1 chick fires a gun and it scared the horses and they stampede

buck has enought of the chick who fired and after buickering he  whips her like this is a go nagai manga and i think shes a frenchie whoch is why shes a f--k up and a b--ch

ito sez buck is being too hard and boss sez, dont tell me when i;m wrong, even when i is

ito sez he weill when he is aND THE FRENCH BLONDE who got whipped like its a yugfioh ep rides off on a horses a55 cuz shes french and devolved and dont use brains and isnt bright and has no soul and is surplus to requitrements

buck chases him cvuz his name is bucka nd he likes to f--k and she winds up in the river and he slaps her around for being b--chy and a dumbna55 french monkey

she sez thanks and they smooch and it fades to them riding the horse back and i think he b0ned her cuz shes frnech and a 5kank and if were around today would have aids

oy vey! boy chic, and girl o togetehr?! meshuggenah! acht tung! mein kamph! uter braten! saurkraut! brat worst! borsht! polish sausage, where am i goign with this?

so they ride back on his horse as hers f'd oput and hear inbdians and when they arrive 1 wagon is burninggreymon

leader is dyin and sez to get em to the end of the trail and stay golden pony boy and light ourt darkest hour and shot through the hart and ur to blame u gave love a bad name

aND THE, HE DIED, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

so buck thinks the chicks cant make it and ito thinks they can

buck tells em they are going back and the chicks sez they aitn goign with a bucnha not me's

like the opposite of spartttacus

so he goes with em and they go over all the chicks who got it and we see da bodies

the pregannt chicks bf got it too

so theey go on and see indians wrapped up in trees as theiur culture to stink up the area with coirse rot

this is reminding me fo robotech 2 the sentinels where they go fromn planet to planet and lose members each one

1 blonde steps on a fatter blkondes glasses and they have a fist fight like real men instead of a sissy cat ffgiht

the mexico chick goer sin and breaks it up and gets emotional cuz shes el italiano or something and walks off crying

i think its the one ehos son went to h-ll

later they are in tentys and theres a storm coming and lightening forece and thunder force 45 happen

the hoirses spook and spazz out like yoshu in super mario bros 4 mario world and run around liem ret-rds and the rain comes dfown on chicks wearing white

ito found the gjy buck was ,looking for and they find his grave and they dig it up

they find jugs of rum and run back leaving the whovels and ito is like; nanda?! sake da?! or wehats tihs?! its booze!!

whe=ile drunk, ito plays 3 peopole, a land lord and chick who needs to pay rent and a guy who pays for her

as it rains the water erodes the ground and this wagon falls in and a chick gfalls in the water and is rushed away

1 chiuck gets an axe and chops tyhe bottom of it rio free the chick in it but shees already dead, kaonojo wa mo, shin de ru

so ito reads the bible and they go on and get to a desert and ditch everything they dont need and go on through the desert as they dont got enuff water to get wait til night

they go on and the horses get sunk in the alkalai flats and buck blows out thge horses brains for a broken shouldser

they walk on and 1 chick falls over and they put her in the wagon to poop out the baby

they go on and the wagons weel falls off and they lift it and put it back on

sapes, strong together

so she poops outn the baby and its a boy and uncut in the ding d0ng and she passes it around as its head is sopft from being pood outta her

they ride the wagoons out nd they eventually get to da water hole and the chicks wanna look good for theior men b4 going there amd buck allows it

buckj tells the town women are comming and will bve by later and 1 guy wants  to go b4 they readty so buck slugs him out andtells em to wait

1 guy was in the donner party but the chicks had it worse(i doybt that unless they ate each other) and they otta get anbything that might look good on a l;ady

imagine 1 gfjy has aLL THESE WOMENS CLOTHES WE EWWEARS WHEN ALONE AND DOES LUSTY THINGS WHILE TALKING TO HIMSELF IN A  GIRLY VOICE?

f off caps lock and get b0ned dead by a d0nkkey d0ng

the chicks come and look not as f;'d and the oldder stronger woman cchooses a small guy cuz thats her fetisdgh

the people pair up in opposite gendder same race same species same age same  kingdom both living couples

the italiabo chuick meeets a real italiano aand they are italian happy

pregnant chick aand her baby meert a gguy who'll have em and buck gets the frenchie and they get in line to get married

ito didnt get a girl but i think he's got the dog and can go furtry

then a bunxcha scenes from the film we just saw with the name and who played em like space balls

the end

That was pretty good

I hear its inspired by actual events

Capra wanted to direct but the studio didn't want him to so he gave it toi Wellman

It shows how peoiple can tough out the events and make iit through

Its got heart and action abnd dudes punchin chicks

nowadays They/them would whine about it cuz its about boy chick and girl oh but it shows love and heart making it through the wastelands like hokuto no ken

buck is bada55 and the chicks hold their own

Its about not giving up and fighting to the end like Yuma's Kattobingu in Yugioh ZeXaL

Its about Winners and not lossers and has courage and Chutzpa

Its long but dont feel it and has flow without drag like titanic where you feel those 4 hours

I think I saw a few mins of it b4 but didn;'t recall it until I cas i mean saw the part of him shooting the horse

For Westward The Women 2 I want the buck and the frenchie tyo have kids but the kids are french and malcontent and devokved so he goes on a trek to find a cure for them in n ancient temple inb mexico. also its an 8 bit game like oregan trail or death road to canada on nes, game boy, sega master system, game gear, tg16, atari 7800 and lynx but also with some mnontezuma's revenge or puitfall levels where you go in the temple and find the magic jewel toi heal the kids abnd woiman of frenchness, then a Columbs game where you match 3 or more of the same color jewels in a thing to reach a certain number of jewels mastched to heal your fam.