Abashiri Family The Movie Review

 Note: I spell like a resident of Aashiri

Abashiri Family The Movie

This is My review on Abashiri Family The Movie from the diatant future year of 2009 (The year odf Robotech ep 1)

is directed by Teruyoshi Ishii (Like Shiro Ishii?) who didv Oira Sukeban: Kessen! Pansutō

Its based on a Manga by the best author Go Nagai who did classics like Devilman, Violence Jack, Devilman Lady, Demon Lord Dante, Cutey Honey, Mazinger Z and many sexy violent fun cr-p

It stars Shun Sugata from Kill Bill Vol 001\The Last Samurai/Kill Bill Vol 002/The 2009 Dororo/The 2008 Sakigake!! Otokojuku/Tokyo Gore Police/Kekko Kamen 3 The live action film/Engine Sentai Go-onger/Fuller House, and no one else Ore Samma saw in anythong

I never saw this b4 but read the manga and watched the 90s OAVs

So it starts in the forrest and daemon abashiri is humming and a chick follows him and tries to shank him

He catches the knife in his mouth, gives it back and takes it again.

they fght with knife and then she uses a chain and he ties her to a tree wirh it and pulls out her heart with his bare hand like indianna jones but less daemon worship

he laughs and walks off and leaves her to rot and be d0ned by any gaijin who come by

then title and credts with art fro the manga, often showing half of mostly naked Kikkunosuke

Narator sez the Aashiri Fam is violent crooks looking for money and other bad guys fear em cuz thwy are soo bada6 and no one can stop em

they got an unbreakable fam bond and we are introduced to the dad Daemon Abashiri, his lusty son Goemon, hus manly son Naojiro, the youngest asplosive one Kichiza, and the curvy often nude dater Kikunosuke.

the cops fear them for crimes like murcder, theft, ason, fraud, prisn breaks and mo lesting and we s the manga panels flip and shows the actors.

so tired of beng ;d by em, the cops start an all out thing to get em and have em sourrounded and outn numbered,

Then 1 year later thers a ciry of bad guys by mt fuji(Like by the Photon Power Lab in Mazinger Z?) in the woods and its a guarded area outside and inside is like india but less human wasye and stench with people all over in a cr-ppy city

1 guy beats a man for serving him meatless meat buns (as i guess he didn't wanna e a girly man from eating soy) and the guys wife chops off his arm, the cook bats his head in and they bring the body in to cook

In Paradise High the school in there, Kinu beats up guys attacking her and b4 she shanks 1 with scissoes, the PA uses sound to f her upand stun her with a chip implanted in her head that keeps her from comitting cromes like the South Parl Movie

Miss Honey is watching the event with secuity cams and the headmaster Danjuro Namakubi goes on the air to tell he teens played by 30 year olds but cuz its Japanese they don't age, that this area isa a lawless city in Japan ut they gotta obey the law andteachers to graduate and e forced to be decent people

Is this Clockwork Orange? Also, they are doing the Paradice High arc again, instead any of the other weird devolved things Go Nagai wrote

so these toughs go by and sent the guys beating up Kinu off and this chick tends to her as kiku blax out

Later Kuku is walking with her gf and wonder why she can't fight and these toughs hassle naojiro whos a teacher ans moppig the floor

They tells off Kunu ad agw goes hme and they take Nao off and put the mop i his face as his collar and chip keep him from killingt em

as walking hme, Kiku's gf sez its her fault Kiku got beats for saving her and we getta flashback

The bullies are stoll mad at her but kiku dont care and they meet i think Kihiza who was bullied and had cr-p drawn on her

as the sun bins going, Kiku as her butt buddy Yuki why shes here and Yuki lost her memory but thinks she was a villian, wait, its kiku who lost her memory and when yuki is gonna say wh shes here, kiku sez to keep her secrets

yuki seZ kiku dont need to dave her from bullies but kiku sez she will cuz shes her only friend

then they start sloppily making out and pulling off each others clothes and making b0ning sounds

jk thats em in Violence Jack

a nerdlinger watches em and has a metal item that glints and then the headmaster has the cook and his wige execured for icing that guy but they say he stattrted it

damjuro sez this area is full of the worst crooks and the guys here are to be rehabiitated but crimes still happen, so to keep order someone must be executed each day and snce all are crooks, its ok to ice em each day

then he does a kamehameha and cooks em with his secret move murdering wind and was told by honey that todays opertoons are done, he nearly ells her something but instead sez keep rup da good work

honey is called by a guy in shades who asks how the experiment is going and is told good

He sez world leaders hive high hopes for it and hony sez by freeing and lmiting crooks by implants, they can eliminate all crime, which is unamerican as The Founders wanted Freedom and notoppression

shades sez she discovered the genes of criminals no reashers could with her prpject and she sez criminal impulse stimulators are in human genes, called the Abashiri Fctor and its ranked by power of impulse, and the stongest ones are the Abashiri fam. If they can remove the impulse then evem the A Fam wont commit crmes, so she put chips inKiku, Naojiro ands Kichiza (Or Kichixa in Maruta) to control the factor with supersonic waves

Shades needs proof they wont commit crmes again by drivng em into extreme condition where they have to commit crimes but cant

also, crime is relaive, as in some countries some things are lgal, like watching a moie the gov dont like, or disagreeing with the god of the leader, or eating food made of an animal the kuso baka okama jigoku suki gajin worship

Honey thinks they guys true purpose is to supress the AbAShiris and at night kiku is making dnner and mai comes  by and 1 thinks the other is a violent crook

dinner urns andkiku has a viet nam fasback to her fam but a guy starts taking her drying undies and she stps him

its her big bro, or o nii san, Goemon, who she dont remember but he knows her and gives her a gold piggy bank to break when shes at her mental limit,.

b4 he sez wat it does, gunsots go off andhe sez to find Naojiro/Kichiza and the truth is in the reference room, then he runs off with her Bras

the next day kiku goes to this room andfinds a safeshe cant open ut naojiro comes in andcant ta;k so he uses hang gesureex like an italiano to say a masked man told him to look inthere and kiku understands him

the tough guys talk to chicks aout yuki and naojiro pulls pen the safe and in it is a newspaper saying of the aashiri capture plan

as yuki comes by, studens knock her things shes carrying oer and capture her

naojiro and kiku agree tp keep it secret until later and yuki comes y and brings kiku off as the toughs get naojiro

yuki throws kiku in a room and sez sorry andlocks her in andthe bully chicks say shes one of them now

kiku gets out and a dirty mop goes in her face andshe chaec em but slips i blacl filth from a buxket as the bllys laugh

kiku powers up and her ki aura glows like dbgt or hokuto no ken and she advances on em wth a stuck but the soundwaves stun her and the bullys dump water on her andmo lest her

yuki tries to stip em but they turn on her and drag her off andkiku blacks out and the filth was not in the bucket

Honeywatches o a computer and danjuro asks how things are and sez shes the daghter of his olders sister Kaoruko who wa adopted by the Honeys (Or Hanii's) andraised as a scientit

she calls Danjuro Dad and that shes close to the finishing the experiment

Danjuro wiggs out and sez the Aashiris wre in a deadlock with the cops b the county sent a female assassin whos the best hatchet woman riased by th namakubis, who were secet assassins forn amcient times, she was te best with the skills he daught her, his 2nd daughter kaede

we gata letter read by her ayng the chickdaemon iced her her saying she would sacrifice herself to stop him an this would be her last letter as a sflashack to th opening plays again

the abashiris in the flashback are having fun at home and daemon was late and they hadnt had difnner and thought aemon was kcing peope or b0j0ngn chincs

kichiza was blowing people apart with hs items and it was his teacher and goemon asks if she was sexy an daemon comes in saying in english aiiim hooomuh

Daemon sez they gotta move cuz he iced  aNamakubi girl and licks the blood off his hands and laughs and Danjuro holds her h=in his arms and puts her body by the river and shes wearing the metal thing the guy watching kiku had and screams and wind blows

then the authorities sent in the speciel forces and its a smoke and red light battle with them abashiri's wasting uys easy until this tuning fork with sonic waves stuns em

they cluthc their heads and scram and the heads swell and blow blasts of syrupy blood out with brain chunks

jk really its Honey who caught em and sent em here and Danjuro wants to avenge his assassin daughter and dont want em to go back to society and ice em and make em suffer

also donjuro has really f'd teeth and honey wants to push em to the limit and donjuro sez they has to seal away Daemon frozen somewhere cuz his abashiri factor is too stong

He snts to know where dameon is and she wants to avenge kaede but she left the namakubis and dotn wanna be used like her

lter kiku iwakes up with goemon standing over her and thinks hes a creeperbut he sez yuki is gonna be executed and kiku runs off

honey recognizes goemon as the one who escaped the capture mop up and they thought he was a fast idiot but really hes clever and fun

so the toughs hassle naojiro and kids hassle kichiza and beat him and kiku runs through the woods to this tree where the bullys are gonna waste her

kichizas bullis say hes old and beat him, a ref how hes played by a grown a55 map but cuz hes japanese, is 4'8 and ooks young

yuki screams and kiku runs to her and fns her dead and the bullys say it;ll be handled as a suicide and they are not responsible as the school promized em

kiku stands up to em and is m=nned  i mean pinned down and the toughs are gonna put naojiro's hand in the saw and kichiza is being picked on and kiku's power activates and the weather changes and wind blows like shes going SS5 as her ki autra sparks up

naojiros electricity sparks around him like SS2 and so does kichiza and kikus aura bows around liek a shpere and their vioelnce level is more than anything honey saw

she wants to use their powers and the bullies are gonna ice kiku to send her to h-ll with her gf but kiku brwks the piggy pang and theres a bell in it that rings and its daemons dinner bell where he calls hs kids and her memories return

after a speech goemon gves her a katakna and she lops off their heads and the chip f'd out and shes free

honey hits thde alarm and the pa sez to report the abashiris cuz they are c-ck suckers who report things THEY dont like cuz THEY fear what THEY can't control and censorship is how losers rule as they cant handle truth

kiku wants her bras back and some bada55 comes at em but naojiro throws him off, takes off his collar and sez kikus his suster

then lightening its the sky and kichiza comes in and soem unks come to ice him but he zps em with a eath way that looks like a cr-py powwr rangers effect

they wonder where daemon us and we see a boiler clanking and i guess hes in zee oovin mein ubermench and all these ninja ome at em and they fight

goemon wasts guys and feels chicks and foes tongue cr-p to be a purvo and swips he sexy red undies w.o taking off her clothes

naoiro beats through guys ad crushes ones head with his hand and its all blakced and bruised and barfing blood as hes a cyborg

kichiza, or kichixa as maruta suki/bbeta male john cena would say, zaps guys witha death ray and kiku nosuke slices em with a balde and each one gets a ooney toons thing showing their title and statsus and level

the ground blows and danduro comes at em with a group of troops an they recognize him as a secret assassin

naojiro is gonna ice him and danjuro blasts him with kiand blue lightening force sparks around him

as danjuro is gonna ice him, daemon's ki blasts over the sky and he recognizes it and in this boiler he blows outta it as in the manga hes psychic and strong

honey sez sorry for the experiment f'ing up and shes here to help him

kikunosuke is gonna f her u for experinmenting on em like the aka saru maruta claim happened in 731 but deny ALL their own atrocities and danjuro sez to show him her moves

honey thrfows kiku a blade and they have a swordfight instead of using acid or honey that attrats super ants

naojiro faces the toughs wgo f;d him the whole time and goemon and kichiza team up with kichiza throwing grenades and hoemon usig kung fu

naojiro tanks att the toughs attacks and beats em down and kiku recognizes honey is a good swordsman with a womb so shes a sowrds woman

danjuro fires k blasts at them and kiku evades and as the 2 advance on her, daemons ki attacks and donjuro blocks wih his blade

daemon comes oer over amazed danjuto is alive and the abasiri family is back toetehr and faces off against the namakubi klan

also this is widescreen and color

honey fights kiku with 80s msuic guitar playign anddaemons easily wacks donjuros best guy and theres a standoff

naojiro is beat on by toughs who he beat easiily b4 and he then gets the ipper hand and pns em to a tree and holds em by the throat and crushes em

donjuro uses his murdering wing move and daemon counters it with his blade slashes like a f--kin zelda game

donjuro wants revenge for his daughter as they both lved their own and he wants to even it as 2 wrongs make a right and goes on abiut if daemon has a right to judge him and dameon sez stuf i only care of my fam

honey and kiku fight in the woofs and honey wastes i eman is wasted by kiku

daemontakes donjuros blade but donjuto does the clap thing to catch em and b4 he ends him the tuning fork uses waves to stop them.

why dont it affetc dojuro?

so the one hlding the tuning fork is yuki and is revealed to be the 3rd namakubi dauhgter who was faking being her friend and thinks kiku is too soft to be a vilain

is this like with sindel being the bad guy and faking being good in the retconned mortal kombat? that was stooped, like how they devolved bridget in uilty gear.

what next? link icing zelda to help ganon? Its like that Captain America beign a Hydra menber

so donjuro and yuki laugh and dont waste em as i think they think tis all sewed up but naojiro rips it wide open by saign his ears broke and he cant hear sh-t and takes the fork

kiku has viet nam flashbacks of yuki being her fake friend and sez she believed in her and daemon fights donjuro but is cut down

kiku shanks yuki and sends her to h e double soviet england  and as danjuro laughs ike hes ret-rded, daemon gets him from behind with a kataka using soem japanese trick like in Shinobi how Musashi nukes himself and  revives to do great justice oto the enemy

the fam wonders what to do and oemon wants to rai mt fuju as its a japanese symbol like geisha and they cant attack geisha

kiku ses the white hQuse and they wsee it as a worthy foe and they walk on as shades sez "here coems the abashiri's, well erase em next time

arnold; ur erased!

then credits to a 00 style song and clips from the movie like in Nami SOS

the end

that was pretty cool

standard live action japanese movie but with soem go nagai fun

good message and acting and the effects were cheese and fake but thats part of the fun

not as go nagai style as other things but not bad

its only like an hour and a bit and its holds up pretty well

For Abashiri Family The Movie II I want thmem t take on the gov and the gov uses mechs and power armor as well as devolved guys mutated by experiments and several people surgically connected into one body and they bust through em to get to the REAL rules behind it. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega geenesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the Abashiri's and fight through the bad guys and bosses are higher rank guys.