Still Of The Night Review

 note; i spell Nightie

Still Of The Night

this is my review on Still Of The Night from the distant future year of 1982(30 years before robotech ii the sentinels and soylent green)

it directed by Robert Benton who did Kramer vs. Kramer

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I never saw this but its on amazon prime and y rents wanted to watch it

soviet merrly streep said its her worst film butshes usually wrong so it makes sense

after title and credits to nice music we get this guy in an empty night city and he finds a dead body

then thsi guy is getting a psychologist and finishes a patient and his woman i think se the divorce is done

then this blonde comes in and its probably meryl streep whos a commie and evil and plays humans sometimes

she sez this dead guys items she ha belong with his wife and she wants em retutned to him and wants him to do it about her b0ning her man

she breaks something of his and dr's next guy comes to his thing and he sends her out the back door where she belongs

the guy coems in and its not a patient but a cop and grills him and the watch if the iced guy is still on the table and cop dont notice and he covers it eventually

he cant tell what the dead guy was seen for and  cop goes and main guy dr sees another dude who smokes and later spends time with blodne talking of greek pottery from long ago

later hes having dinner and his mom who smokes b--ches at him for cr-p and he talks wth her about his patient who got shanked and would have been better off seeing a priest

moms a shrink and sez when a mans marriage f'd out hes meant to feel bad and he sez hes keeping usy and wont see uncle charlie

later hees doing laundry and reading notes saying he thinks the dead guy was in trouble b4

then the smoker patient sez something about knwoing about killing and in the laundry thing he senses something and looks aroun and blonde shows up with the statue of his she broke

the smoker patient talks of ths chick he hired and about how he was looking in a neighbors window and she met a guy and got nude

also i think the patient who smokes is the dead guy in flashbackls

so dead smoker patient had a dream and its a werid different tone colored thing and he goes in an empty house an a bird showed up and thieres a little blonde girl with a  eyed teddy bear and as he goes upstairs he sees the door open and in it is the girl with bird feathers and screaming

later hes at this museum and the cop sez the dead was seeing a chick and was iced by a woman and he used his shirnk appointments as a cover

cop wants main guy to help but cant as confedentiality and cop sez he night get iced by someoon out there

at home blonde comes by and sez she was with dead guy and he wanted to dom something but she didnt wanna, i wasnt paying attention, and she left and he bit it

she feels bad about being glad she dont gotta deal with im andhe comforts her and they smooch to warm loving music

later he talks with him mom and she sez to go to the cops about it but he dont wanna cuz he wants to find out how the dead guy got it

after going through a phone book and going out he sees a chick walking aorun at night and follows her like a stalker

eventually he meets a mugger who pulls a switchblade on him and takes his coat and sends his a55 outta there

this is what happens when you go out in a park at night in soviet new york

as main guy leaves the mugegr gets iced offscreen and probably b0ned dead and the next day he tells the cops he was grabbed and the cops say the wound patters was the same as the iced guy and its probably for wearign his coat

later main guy goes to see blonde whos nude but on her front so we dont see her weird rectangle nips andshes getting a masaasge nfor her f'd back

also she wants to know when hes free of patients yo meey

later he goes to the museum and meets blonde then theres an auction on soem cr-p you gotta pay taxes on cuz they need to for fsiled gov programs that cause more harm than good

so main guy sneaks into blodnes office and not oriface as thats gay ut not really, but merryl is pretty mannish in feels and lack of femininity and love so it fits

so he looks thgouht her drawer and not undies and finds ripped up newspapers and puts em togteher but blonde comes up as he's leaving and catches him but lets him go and says bye w/o anything else

cop comes by and talks about bringing a witness to see if he recognizes anyone and this is going like the kevin costkler costner movie film no way out

main guy goes to the auctiona dn keeps raising is hands  and buys something for 15 000 B0NES

he sends a note to the blonde sayign the cops are here and to get out and meet him elsewhere and why is he helping her?! shes the killer maybe!

as da cop and witness come in she rad the note and leaves and later he goes to this dark home thats a li=ke where the dream was and blonde is in there sucking a flaming faeg(or in NON brittish; smoking a cgiarrette)

main guy sez her friend told him where she was and the cops think she iced the dead guy. but he went through all this cr-p like paying 15 000 on a cr-ppy painting, might lose his job/go to jail/drop the soap/get butt hammered by a big black guy like guts in berserk

she explains this house was her moms and her dad left mom and mom drank til she bit itwhe maerlpy was 16 and she dindtn feel for her

so dad took her to france or something gay and she was happy and cheerful(or in 1800s tlake; gay) and at 18 she got her inheritence and got a letter from mom saying she always loved blonde and was sorry blonde never knew. mom sez dad turned blonde against her and never lpver her and to be careful around him as dad only did it for money and she ent to the chruch and dad followed and he showed him the letter and it f'd him up. dad sez mom was drunk when making the letter and went to hug her and his face creeped her out but she pushed him off and he held her against a rain and she thought he was gonna iced him and she hit him and he fell and bit it

good f--k thats a long exposition!

next time show, dont tell, if this were a silent film it would be like 15 title cards

so there was no inquest and somethign was in the house and main guy sez he knew about this as the dead guy had a dream from b4 and of the kid and bird

how da f did main guy know about this if he only heard about it 2nd hand from a guy long ago from aguy who had it a while ago?

also there was a green box and blonde sez it was actually greenbacks andthis guy had money in bills and main guy realizs that its this chick who was b0ning the dea dguy and maiking it look like blonde did it and he calls the cop but cop is dead and they leave realizing it ight be blondes frin who sed where she was whos the kilelr

blonde goes back in the hous to get something and someone comes from beihind the seat in the car main guy is and takes hi out and comes in andshes got a knife and is gonna ice merryl

if she had a gun she could cap her

so meryl hides in the stairawy beinhd a fdoor and killer comes after her and this just went halloween friday the 13th with blonde breathing hard

if she killed herself shed npt be breathing and the killer wouldnt kill her

she runs to the balcony and killer gets her against the rail and tells her to jump but main guy comes in not dead and killer tries to shank her but blonde spins and killer falls off

blonde catches her hand and she slips out and falls to the groudn showing the impact, like how sheiced her dad (her ninja trainign kciked in)

so she hugs the main guy whos not dead but has a knife would and blood, and it shows the night moon from the start and credits to wonderful warm emotional music like in a Don Bluth Film

The End

that was pretty good

nice tension and edge of ur seat style

good acting and themes

its like a less p0rn0 basic instinct

its got really moving music and the filming and scares are pretty good

it goes by at a good pace and its not a million little things all at once, but a gradual burn that gives you time to feel

i lliked it and think its pretty good

just that the jump scares and long wordy monologue at the end was a bit off

For Still Of The Night 1 i man i man mean i mean 2 i want them to be a couple and she's pregnant and more than tripled in weight, but the shrinks patient has snapped and is going around cutting people pen and eating their organs, but NOT killing them, and hes gotta try to work with the cps to save em, also he's gotta cook for his hungry wife andfeed her often in long feeding scenes of her huge a55 being filled. its also a 128 it point and click game on full motion video on sega dreamcast, gamecube xbox and ps3 i mean 2and you choose options and find clues to figd where the killer will go next, also theres mini games between rounds of cooking and feeding the expanding wife.