Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!! Review

 Note: I spell like I don't use soap, cuz I DON"T!

Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!!

This is my review on Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!! from the distant fiture year of 1997 (30 years before Robotech The Movie and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its got like no info online but is based on the Lovely Angel Manga by El Deviento Manga Master Go Nagai who made anime fun and violent and lusty and cool

I never saw this before nor did I see the 1st Loveley Angel Movie but this is like 63 mins long

So it staerts with a chick in a coat and no pants walking with a big case and then we see this cr-ppy apartment where this guy gets up fron being burried in trash to get the dorbell and its the coat chick who sez shes Loveley Angel and opens her coat to show a hot outfit

Se opens her case and its a carryable tub and she adds water then we see her and the guy nude and kinda making out but hes on her nips and covered in what I hope are suds

also theres no subs so imma try my best here

This is a thing called s0apland whee b0ning for money is against the law ut compensated b0ning can be done between acquaintences, so the pay to be cleaned by this chick and the b0ning is legally different

so she b0nes him and he feels her b00bs which were bigger in the manga and after b0ning for a while, we get the title

Then its this night area and this train goes by like in king kong ut not king d0ng about an african king who's got a really big thing and he kills people with it, then is taken to new york and climbs a buildig with it, only for it to be shot off and he falls and is skewered on it

this business woman with an 80s suit and glasses comes by and sees loveley angel leaving and runs in to see the guy Loveley Kisaragi b0ned cleaning up his cesspoole of a home

Shes b--ching at him and he nearly hits her but cleans up and reveals n Angel helped him and goes on about something happily and she tris stopping him but he runs out and leaves her and she falls and lays on the floor anda picture pf them falls on her face

after taking it off she's got eye make up and a joker grin and she laughs devolvedly and gets up andsews a new outfit like she's Catwoman in Batman Returns

So Loveley goes on and its day then we see I think the chick who got dumped at work and its 5 pm andher coworkers go home and she's last to leavre

yeah its her and she goes home and eats alone like mrs krabapple in The Simpsons and reads the lies the papr tries to make us think are true and notics an add or something about an Angel that I can read a bit of Japanese

Angel, something something coss, something, Apartment? something 1 person, Savage, something Iku something ken something, angel something

then its night an we see loveley going around shilloetted and then this guy reading the dictionary about Angel and asks for something and starts j=rkin off but from the nips up and hes wearing a shirt and saying Angel over and over

Loveley Angel comes in and they hug but its a phantasy and the doorbell rings and he goes to see it and its a different chik than loveley kisaragi saying she does s0apland and theres fog and light like a 90s show like power rangers

she opens hercoat and shes in a leather thing and he lets her in and gives money but she don't want it and its revealed she's the black angel like the Dante's Inferno Yugioh Card but more SM(Which is odd as Yugioh has a  LOT of SM!)

she offers him a deal on the thing abd he consents and she takes off her coat and has no sleeves andgets a Whip and whips him with h-ll punishment or w/eand makes him go round on all 4's in undies and rides him like a mule

then we see loveley angel soaping with a guy and having White Wings and a Halo hat

later 2 guys in a break room talk of the angel and 1 is the guy who got black angel and sez something ultimate and i think its the guys who we just saw b0ning

wait i think its only the guy on the right who was b0ned and he had both angels and the other guy wants to now what its like

then we see this red haired japanese guy b0ning someone while standing and taking camera photoes and shes not enjoying it

it was for a photo book and the chick he b0ned was like a model or idol or w/e and she chats with a guy

wait its a different chick i think who's going in to be photoed andreading the photo book

so the guy who was with the angels meets orange hair and talks of something I can't understand uz oresamma wa nipponjn ja nai and the guy who wants to b0ne the angels comes in and orange hair has a snmoke to show how cool he is to suck faegs and get mouth cancer

the 2 guys talk and theres a moel being photoed in the patio bhind em but shes clothed and not being b0ned for some reason and the 2 guys talk more

we see loely going somewhere ad then shes at the office of the dumped chick andgives her a stack of bills and i geuss its a bank

loveley goes off in the sunny day, chasing the clouds a way, on my way, to where the A is G can ja tell me how to get, how to get, Da H I V?!

So dumped chick looks or loveley and theres tokyo towwer behind his hobo in a box and lanket fort house with a dog he proably does peanut butter tings with and loveley comes out of his boxes andoffers him s0apland for i tik money he dont ave but wll get later like i the manga and she opens her coat to show a frlly bra

they are then n his box fort and in the inflatable pool ad she does mouth things and then they play around ad he b0nes her looking and seeming like a cave man as the box house shakes and dumped chick looks around

caveman hobo feels her b0bs and makes ret-rded faces and comes out in a suitbut stll with caveman hair

they talk a bit and she walks off and hes in front of a gree screen andit goes to night andblack anel comes and whips off her coat and pulls her whip and bats on him

i thought she only punished bad? also i dont think te whip is hitting her

then its day and guy who b0ned her and i think its the same guy from the start, chat wit caveman hobo who's scared sh-tless and proably literally from what I read of Go Nagai, esp Iyahaya Nantomo, and marks on a map where the Angel was seen and has a map on his wall

So lovely mets dumped chick again and gives money and leaves and guy who b0ned her is at the bank  outside and sees loveley and dumped chick leaving and follows

then dumped chick is in a green hills zone and hides in shrubs and sees lovely on top of this look out area and talking wity someone and when dumped chick comes up they talk politley and b0ning guy comes by and hides in the shrubs

dumped chick gets assertive in tone and i dont know what she sez and umped chick slaps lovely and goes on b0-ching before leaving

loveley opens her rope and a long rubber tentacle extends from her belly button and goes in dumped chicks butt and out her mouth as she spazzes out and is lifted up before splitting in 2 from the force!

jk really she comes down and meets b0ning gyt and leaves w/o speaking to him and loveley is gone

later b0ning gyy stops by the bank or /we and dumped chick is gone and he goes to a bar and has a smoke an drnk with his homie and this chick in a slinky dress comes on to the 0ning guy

homie who wants to b0ne leaves for letting b0ing guy b0ne and the chick and him go back to a room and might be drunk and they dance around and make kids show sounds.

they go to bed and she gets some wine or sparkling grape juice in the english version and spits it in his mouthlike some kinda werird food fetish and he falls asleep

when he eakes up its the black angel there and he's tied up by handcuffs and in his undies and she tickles him and holds a sparkler by his shirtless torso

once i touched a sparkler with my long nail and it melted it black

she drips candle wax on him and its lighted like some kinda black ritual like in Demonlord Dante or Yugioh or in Soviet claifornia and she opens her leather tp and pulls out large b00bs and pulls off his bozxers and b0nes him but his man parts are off screen

he sees the photo of him and dumped chick andtheres scribbles aroudn it in a heart and he wakes up bare a55 naked in the middle of an empty town

at work he laments or something and his homie wcomes by and is excited and gives him a drink i hope is free of spurm and b0ning guy has a headache and wants homie to b=gger off w=nker ut is kinda worn out

then we see lovely on top of the lookout over the ity and then b0ning guy is walking and water is dumped out on him from above and i hope its not full of fish tank waste

this fat bearded shades guy beats hm up and leaves him to die and b0ning guy walks on ad dodges a bike going by and falls into trash and has lettuce on him

lettuce is gross, i tasted it once in the 90s and it as bad, f lettice, it belongs in my a55

so orange haired aisan is taking photoes of a chick on thes steps and the footage is kinda shakey from the distance as they were hand holding it and the chick is fully clothed and not being b0ned for some reason

after the shoot orange hair i think hits on her and she gos off and hmie comes to see orange hair and tells him something and orange hair talks a bit

b0ning guy comes by and is all f'd out in f;d clothes and probably an f'd butt and talks a it and mentiones blck angel and orange hair makes a b0ning thrust with his body

at this lookout loveley and blackie meet and talk and black whips loveley to no effect and gets tired and turns away but loveley comforts herand hugs her from behind and feels her big t-ts before blackie leaves

so in this studio the camera guy is photoing the model and shes wearing a blanket and then is alone in the place and drops the cloth to show her thicc a55

0ning guy sees homie drunk at the bar and homie is all f'd out from the posion and model is photographed in tasteful nudes ut with nips cuz its japan

an assistant or slave or sle gets her a blanket to cover her tight tonednude bod but then orange hair starts going svu on her anf she fights as i guess hes like those hollywood producers who go after the kids

here he takes pictures and tells her to cry and the homie and b0ning guy are stull at the bar wit homie spazzing out from liquir and punches out b0ning uy and runs off

so orange hair is developing his raepe man photoes and homie nails him in the face with his red lightulb and cr-ppily beats on him with some item

b0ning guy pulls off homie and orange hair nails him in the back of the head with an item and he bites it

homie feels bummed and orange hair slinks away to do more crimes and make more "art"  and in dumped chick i mean models room, loveley angel comes in to offer her a contract to b0ne the problems away

like in degrassi where darcy got raeped and wanted to b0ne peter to fix it

Degrassi SVU!

so loveley and model are nude and loveley feels models bod and her nips are pointy and go nagai likes girl X girl things but not guy x guy cuz hes not queer like the one piece guy who draws all those okama and lveley mouths the models left nip and smooches her mouth then the area between her b00bs and lower

loveley opens her box and ut comes homie and he's in the room witblanketwering model and they hug and loveley says something and leaves

blicketee black angel comes by orange hair and he begs her for somethin and she whips off her coat and whips him

then she ties the whip on this man thing and jerks it and it comes off witha spray of blood and spurm

jk really it cuts to b0ning guy in a white suit and i think hes dead and on a bridge as people go by behind him fast and loveley comes by and they smoochand we see em b0ning over a black background as bubles float down and there's soft piano cuz nothing ez p0rn0 like piano, as if you are a pianist yo can have tulips on your organ but if you are a tromboner you use your mouth!

so i guess hes not dead and he sees a kid blowing bubbles when hes riding a swing and theres bubbl;es in the sky and we see lpveley kisaragi at the look out point over the city and the camera turns and then we see her waling through the suburbs and creits roll from bottom to top to classical music lie f--kin mr bean but with more f--kin

the end

that was something

lots of b0ning and i culdnt understand much of the plot but i read the books and i seems accurate to what the story was

the acting was expressive as most japanese thigns are and the effects were simple but worked

it tells a decent story i think and its only like an hour

i wish it were subbed but this is an obscure sereis based on a manga from the 90s  that didn't get an anime or video game so its not as well nown

its kind o a p0rn0 but we never see the transformers zones and only nips and butts and odies close

its not bad but if you dont like b0ning you might not like this

is got that 90s style though like cheaper power rangers with nips

For Lovely Angel 3 I want it to be where she goes to hollywood and helps the victims of the producers and elites who b0ned em but the elites turn on her when they find someone is savin their victims and they need their pain to power their daemon machine, so they summon their daemon gods who gpes around ripping people up and it hunts the Angel, so Loveley Kisaragi and Black Angel team up and fight it in the several key points in california that when battling, whoever wins gets the zone with the holy or unhly ki of the winner, and whoever gets the most zones will remaster california and either wipe it out if Loveley or black wins, or devolve it into new sodom and gomorrah and become a cesspoole of lust and vice, but so bad that The Creator personally nukes it with Divine Fire. Also its a 16 bit Fighting game on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where up to 2 players play as the angels or in a free mode to be any of the bosses which are devolved daemons from other Go Nagai series like Senki or a Human Sized Maoh Dante or Kapaeru from Demon Prince Enma or the hermaphrodite from Mazinger Z or viscount pygman or Panther Zora or Dance from Hanappe Bazooka or Psycho Jenny and the final boss is the Great Gneeral Of Darkness who after beat turns into The Emperor Of Darkness who is stationary and you gotta dodge his attacks and nail his face before he ends you with heck fire raining down.