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The Taking Of Pelham 123
This is my review The Taking Of Pelham 123 from the distant future year of 199 19 or 2009(the yearrobotech season 1 happened)
Is directed by f--kin tony scott who did The Hunger\Top Gun 001\The Last Boy Scout\Enemy of the State\Man on Fire
its based on a book by John Godey that i never read and was adapted as a 70s film people say is better
It stars openbly Good Denzel Washington from Glory\1992 Malcolm X(The brother of Jason X, Space Meta Fighter X, Mr X from Streets of Rage and Meg Man X)\Much Ado About Nothing(hich was really prissy and sissy but colorful)\The Pelican Brief\Philadelphia\The Bone Collector\The Hurricane\Remember the Titans(But not the prequels: Clash of the Titans nor Wrath of the Ttians)\Training Day\John Q.\Antwone Fisher\the 00s Man on Fire\the 00s The Manchurian Candidate\American Gangster\the evolved version of The Magnificent Seven, openly irish John Travolta from Carrie\Saturday Night Fever\Grease\Look Who's Talking\Pulp Fiction\Face/Off\The Thin Red Line\The General's Daughter\Battlefield Earth\Austin Powers in Goldmember\Hairspray\Welcome Back, Kotter\The Boy in the Plastic Bubble\The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, John Turturro from Raging Bull\Desperately Seeking Susan\Gung Ho\Do the Right Thing\The Big Lebowski\O Brother, Where Art Thou?\Collateral Damage\Mr. Deeds\Anger Management\You Don't Mess With The Zohan\Exodus: Gods and Kings, James Gandolfini from The Last Boy Scout\The Mexican\Zero Dark Thirty\the 90s 12 Angry Men\The Sopranos\Sesame Street, da mexicommie Luis Guzman from McBain\Boogie Nights\The Bone Collector\the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Punch-Drunk Love\The Adventures of Pluto Nash\Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd\Turbo\Law & Order\The Eric Andre Show, Michael Rispoli from Kick-A55\Touched by an Angel\1999–01 The Sopranos\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order\blue Bloods\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife, Gbenga Akinnagbe from Edge of Darkness\Independence Day: Resurgence\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife\Blue Bloods\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Frank Wood from Law & Order\The Sopranos\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Good Wife\Law & Order: SVU\Blue Bloods, the sodomus John Benjamin Hickey from The General's Daughter\The Bone Collector\Freedom Writers/Law & Order\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: LA\The Good Wife\Hannibal\Modern Family\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gary Basaraba from The Last Temptation of Christ\Charlotte's Web\The Smurfs\Law & Order\Judging Amy\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Blue Bloods\Flashpoint, Ramon Rodríguez from svu, Aunjanue Ellis from the remske in name only(or prequel) The Birth of a Nation\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Good Wife\Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story\Blue Bloods\Designated Survivor\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Tonye Patano from The Hurricane\Law & Order, Jason Butler Harner from Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife\Law & Order, Brian Haley from Mars Attacks!\The Weird Al Show\Pearl Harbor\/Gran Torino\Draft Day\The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Adrian Martinez from Taxi\\Kick-A55\The Amazing Spider-Man 2\The Sopranos\Law & Order\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and a few guys not on back door soy boy beta male candy a55 uso suki gender offensder, sodom ottom aids bag wikipediea
so after credits and title t widescreen and colorswith showing the guys and their names like space balls, all set to 99 pronblems from a tru deau i mean b==ch aint onewe get guys going to a train thing and denzelas a guy who manages trains or w/e from a room
theres a lot of fast edits and slo mo andits like a 90s commercialso dravolta with tattoos and a hat and shades and face hair takes out a guard swiftly and his droogs silently take over a train like how THEY took over our land w/o us knowing
theres all these dinks on the train like 1 guy webcamming his 5ksank gf and travolting minion stops the trainin a tunnle and its trin 123 and travolva i mean denzel calls em and gets no responce
the train dumped a cart andthe rest went on and den tells the station to hold off sending other trains and send a guy to ceck
a train cop gors up but is capped andwebcam guy whos probably j=rkin off on the subway like a new yorker and travolta tells this loud black woman to guide the people on the train
the cops are called in and soviet new york is a tsll city with deep roots into the foul earth below
travolta cals controll and gets denzl and sez hes hes got hostages and machine guns and has em calculatethe hostages to10 million dollars and 1 cent and wants soviet new york to pay
den writes hostage on paper and tells the people in his office and if he dont get the money in 1 hour, every min he ices another hostage
den sez hes a employee and cant get da mayor but travolda sez to do it or the people go to h e double soviet california
the people contact mayor james gandolfini who i guyss is the witness protection of tony sprano after he faked being iced as no one would expect a witness protection guy to be a pulic figure, like in robotech how lancer was a wanted wan who faked being a emale singer to avoid being vivisected
den tells tra the mayor iscalled and dont know if hes paid and hes a middle man and chats with him about his motives and tra sez hes in it for the money and they all wind up in the same place
den sez "Jensey?" and tra sez hes from there andthey talk about if Tra is catholic (spoiler; hisactor jined the robotech masters or w/e) and hez to call hm ryder like ryder strong from boy meets word who denies The Creator
travolta sez not to call unless hes got news and the mayors aid comes by to get the sitrep and tells den to go off, also den sez tra is like a stocks guy and negotiator calls and travolta goes mental cuz he wants denzel not flashpoint italiano and caps a guy and will do it again unlessthey get den back
they get den back with 2 seconds b4 tra wases another new yorker, but many of they are surpless to reqyuirements so its ok
so tra sez if den ditchws him again he'd hunt him down and end him and it was new york that ennded the guy travolta capped
brokeback mountain clip; i with i could quit you!
so th max limit to get from the federal reserve is 10 million dollars and the ryder know his sh-t
so flashpoint finds den is accused of taking a bribe in japan and might be fired and the myor plans to pay
flashpoint grlls den about if he knos anything about ryder and if they can search his place as the crooks get the data on looking up den online and finding hes accused of taking a bribe
den calls tra to say the mayor is paying and tra goes into him about his jspan bribe over the canadian train and den gets defencive and they demoted him unil his review
tra flips and takes a hostage after den sez hes innocent and is gonna put a hole in his head ike j f k or harambe and at the last second den tells them he was gonna take the japanese train anyway and took the bribe to pay for his kids college which will turn em queer
tra sez he saved the s8r boys ;ife and that tra and de are the same cuz they did cr-p and got sh-tted on
denzens woman calls and tells hm he cops are calling the home and shes one of those thin blck women with bad hair thats in all the adds and shows and he comforts her
at the reserve the cops get the money and the hostages talk and this really black guyhas a military ring and webcam purvo 's gf tries talking to it and her webcam shows the footage from the train and the people recognize 1 guy as a killer who got high on cough syrup (or lean like traYVONNE?) and they see theres net there
a sniper has the train in his sights and a rat goes by his feet
travolter saw the mayor on the news online and sez he wants to talk to da mayor who talks with him and sezmayor makes 1 $ a year but he affords suits and fancy things
travoltio offers the mayor to offer himself as a substuit to get the hostages but the mayor declines and travolta goes on a tirade agi9anst the mayor for being a lying cheeting p o s and the city woulnt save him (like how the love rudy guliani and the media makes him look bad but not their home boys?)
so the money is comming and they look into the meixco guy on his pirate crew and they have den call and ask how he knows of the meciso and he claims hes gonna do his own heist and travolta sez he took a chick to iceland from litholenian who was an a55 model who did a55 work in jeans with her a55 as i guess hes butt seuxal
this dog a55 he's looking at sh-ts as he runs on a dog sled and its like nigh shift nurses with the chick blasting water and fecal matter after an enema and it made him get htrough prison as he had issues sh-tting in jail and remembered the dog
den sez they didnt know how it would start but he sez he did an when den sez he didnt know how it would end den i mean tra stops talking and theres 4 ins left
the car f--ks out andits from bad new york probably gaijin drivers and the bikes take the mony but it might eb late
they tell den to lie and he sez the money is there andhe knows its a lie and is gonna end em and really blakc guy stands up to den i mean travolta and travolta wastes him and blames den
black guy got it? is this a horro movie?
the sniper is gonna end a guy and blows out the mexico head as the rat goes in his pants leg and sz its an accidental discharge
travolda sez now more gotta get it and den tries to talk him outta it and sz the money is there as the guys got it and travolta reads the web about stocks with gold up american dollar down as this is undwr ba rock hiesein who devolved the nation
after taking a prayer break the travolta sez he want den to bring the money or another hostage gets it and he's got 7 mins and says checkmate for like the 7th time
denzel walks up in a vest with a cart of money bags and as ryder meets him, denzel says "I'll see you in h-ll travolta" and deotnates the vest and blows em both out
jk really he calls his mom i mena woman andtells her his mission and she b-tchishly declars "then somebody has to die cuz u dont go" and then tells him to get milk even though blacks dont usually drink that
travolta sez to restote power, clear the tracks to cony island and not to f with him or he'd track em down
the mayor and his droogs think that ryder is a guy who was jyuud for a thing and got time as not all the money he was said to have tok was recovered and now he's f--kin the market for revenge with his attack
den goes in and they fricsk him and lets him in and they meet and talk and ryber den i mean travolta wants den to drive
the lapcop 5kank sees and the laptop is turned off by a bad guy and travolta sez if they have issues with the train then denzel gets it in the head like he went against hill ur e and back ddoor billy
so travolta rigs the train to go fast on its own and gets off and leavdes the people on it to go to h e double b0neropolis i mean new york as they film weird p0rn0 there and the bad gys and den run off
as a train comrs, den jumps back and it sheilds him and he tries to escape as the main train fill of people rockets down the scity as cop cars chase it like cops (central organization of police specialists< fighting crime, in a fututew time!)
denzel gts off and pulls a gun and the badds are after him and they open a gate wityh an acess key or axiski in some areas
the dispatch thinks the bads are driving it nd the people on the train think they are gonna bit it
its like speed with the bus going fast and cr-p
travolta is going around with his money and the terain hits a switch thing and slows and stops and the dispatch sees the badds aint there and check where the last stop was to send the cops
denzel gets out fo the undertground asn travolta goes igors in a car and goes off and denzel dumba55ishly folows and tavoltas goons are caught by the cps and pull gna like ret-rds and get shredded by police gunfire withc the beta males and self hating Americans would whine about
in the taxi, travoltas plan to riase the price of gol worked and now hes made a lot in the market and hes happy
denzel search in a big a55 car andn drives around after trovaia and calls the cops whle driving which is a crime and hes gonna drop the soap and get bummed b a big black guy like with guts in berserk
theres a traffic jam in the bridges a55 as usual in soviet new yrok and when densel gets to the ab he sees ttavolting is gone and wrent to back door brooklyn
across the bridge on the other side of a train thing is travolta and denzel gets hm at gunopoint and he walks ignoring a train heading for him and it misses him
travolta sez he gave him his life back and dont wanna go bakc to jail and i guess he dont like being bummed and travlta sez hes gonna cap denzel if he donto it as he dont want the cops to do it
as travolta counts doen he pullsa weapon and denzel instrinctivler caps him as the cops come in
the cops see a black man with a gun shoitng a whaite guy and shred him in a maelstrom of gunfire and he's left as a mushy pile of rended flesh
jk really the mayor thanks him and se the city is gonna aid him and hopefully not give him aids like with easy e
mayor mctony offers to give him a ride in his big a55 mayor car but denzel tkes the sunbway and gets milk on the way home and not the mexican naem of chichi in dbz
the end
that was pretty good
nice action and acting
the editing was fast and like the hunger from the 80s
its got good themes and flows well andis more punch than the orinal which is more subtle and contained
this isnt bad and both did things differently
like The Thing from another World and the 80s The Thing
the actors are well performed and its got that 00s feel that is pretty fun
some hated it but i didnt and it doesn't drag and goes by at a good pace and holds your interest
ur ain't hoping for it to end sooner
it entertained me and had some cool things in it
For The Taking Of Pelham 123 2 I want for the a55 model of the ryder to come for denzel and want revenge and hunts him while nearly wacking hm each time but something gets in the way before she can crossbow sniper him. Also its a 32/64 bit game like the golgo 13 arcade game on ps1, sega aturn, n64 and 3do where you play as the chick and gotta line up the shot and take it in the time frame.
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