Daniel Boone Review

 Note: I spell booneriffic

Daniel Boone

This is my review on Danier Boone from the distant furure year (To Lon CXhaney 001) of 1936(around 90n years before Transformers Zone)

Its directwl by David Howard who did nothing I've seen

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I never saw this, nor to I actually have much familiarity with Danier boone but everyone knows his name cuz hes an American Icn like Thomas Jeffero or Andrew Jackson or John Wilkes Booth

so after credits to a scroll being modved up by dissolves of filme and a 30s song like in Disney and WB things of the era, we see the cast and tills from the filme like space balls to american music

then text saying Daniel Boone was the most Heroic guy in the start of America and this story makes some stuff up but is said to be faithful to his character

in thr distant future year to Gehghis Khan of 1775, 30 settlers w/ women/kids went with Boone from North Carolina across the high hills and where indians were, but also is simongirty whos a Whit eRenegade , i assume like Gus in Birth Of A Nation, who lead indians to attack frontier Americans like university dinks who whine about alleged colonization when the indians kille more indians than whites ever had or will

soem reds j fk at a canue and harambe a guy in it and as the guy driving it stops to help his homie, they catch him and roast him alive in fire

as this is a 30s movie, they can't show what the indians did to people where they pulled off their skin THEN cooked em

It hppened to Ratcliffe who was the "bad" guy in Disneys pocahauntus, which is kinda lke making the guy luka magnotta chopped up/b0ned/ate as the bad guy and luca as a lgtbqui2+map hero fighting his oppression

a wagon goes by in da wood to boones camp and meets I think the bad guy who pulls him out of the wagon with a haNdshake and all these indians swam out and shank him, then they get his woman

yeah its the bad guy the renegade simon like phoenix in demolition man

in the town boone starte is a church meeting withpeople singing hymns and priest sez today many guys are going out to start new homes under boone so he blesses them

nowadays they'd make these Good Christan Americans look bad ad the killer indians look like heroes

so this africanized american helps with things which was a big deal in the 30s and this girl is suspect of the new place they are heading to but dad sez it'll be good

in the woods a guy in a coonskin cap sees footprints and reads from em its indians and a white man leading em and not their prisonor nor slave and he and his indian homie go on after em

another black guy greases the wheels so they are nice and lubed like he likes it and a blakc smith hammers his hard metal

a girl and her kid bro talk of indians and how a guy has a thing for her but she dont wanna talk of it like lisa in The Room

Coonskin cap comes back and sez to kid bro he's gonna help look after his sister and goes to talk with their dad aand kid bro dont like him

i think coonskin cap is boone and dad sez he looks like a frontiers man and wait its not boone its a guy who talks of him saying how for 2 years they planned this expedition and now that its time to leave he's missing

the dad sends out a few guys to search for boone and this going off in a planned expedition in the unknown after years of planning reminds me of Robotech II The Sentinels

the main coonskin cap guy daniel boone, who really didn't like those but the movies thought he was a davey crockket homie, and his indian homie come across the bad guy simom with his skunk hat as a sign that he stinks and  boone stops homie from harambeing him

boone walks up to em and simon sez he thought boone was going to richmond and boone sez he was going to yetmin or w/e and an indian gives him a piece of meat and a knife

boone flips the knife and eats the meat and i hope its not their victims and boone does a magic trick to look like he's swallowing a knife and pulls it out us pant leg which scares off the indians thinking its magic

boone catches simon and brings him back and meets the guys sent to get him and 1 wants to scalp simon for his crimes against America but Boone protects his evil a55 as they didnt get his info yet

so the get back to town and there s a mob spazzing out andthe guards hold em off to not let em lynch simon

simon sez he did nothing and boone sez he scalped men/somen/children and boone wants juetice done nstead of just stringign him up and puts dad in charge

simon sez he was on a peaceful hunting trip with some indians and a peace treaty was signed so he's immune from cr-p cuz he was adopted into the tribe, which nowadays the devolved would whine about apporpriating culture

Qhere as I approrpiate Japanese Culture by peppering ORE SAMMA NO dialogue with NIHONGO but those BAKA GAIJIN don't understand and belong in JIGOKU with the OKAMA!(Japanese words to be read in a Kenji Utsumi or Dauiasuke Gouri voice)

And the Twilight Zone Twist is: In Jpaan they pepper their diagogue with English words casually

Konichi wa, Ore Samma wa Chiisuu, Ore Samma No HOBBY wa SEGA MEGA DRIVE To DRAGON BALL AF!

So simon sez if he egts it there will be tribe warfare and boone sez theres no record and dad sez they gave their word and gotta let him gk

the people wanna string him up and some ddue asks boone to handle the crowd as hes the only man for the job like Trump in 2016

Boone sez they gotta let him go and he's got the peace treaty defense and they are going to new lands with new indians and if they ice simon then the new indians will think the White Man can't keep his word and might chop em up

So the people reluctantly vote to let simon go and boone tells him to not show up in White areas but simon sez to boone to not go to red areas, then runs as the townsfolk chase him out like frankensteins monster

dad whos the leader of the town thanks other coon hat for his help and offers him a high status position and works withn him like Edwards and thr Invid Regent in Robotech II The Sentinels

So the mission departs and they sing a 30s song thats heroic, but later the people wanna make camop but boone wants to make it to the river b4 sundown

they gon on and this is seeming like Lord of the Rings with the guys walking for a while until they stop to camp

homie wants to go check some guys but boone wants to send other coon ht to get the cattle or w/e

coon2 dont like it and i think sniffs glue or w/e and does AS told and the herd is getting far ahead of the rest of the force and keeps moving

at nighte the africanized guy and indian homie talk about the indians and how the red man dont like the black man over the hair and how they prefer it long

africanized guy gets why reds dont like Whites but thinks reds and blacks otta get along as both have colored skin

thats actually how a lot of people think today, instead of letting people choose who they side with based on their own exp instead of saying "ur x so you otta like Z"

so boone plays with kid bro and they talk about how kid bro dont like cooncap2  and boone puts him to bed in his wagon

sister is chatting with bad coon and laughing and when boone asks if he did his order, he snorts blow and sez he didnt so boone grabs him and sez if ur on mu expedition u'll follow my orders

sister defends badcoon and boone sez sorry and goes off on horsea55 with his homie

the cattle guys talk about a guy who did well with a gun i think and simon is in the shadows wit his goons and sneaking around

they waste the cattlemen and the next day boone returns and sez da heard was scattered and the boys were iced and the killers got away so he sends some dudes to recover the heard

after a service for the iced with the africanized guy singing in his deep voice, boone gives bad coon 10 mins to clear out as he's dismissed and he whines to main chick sister who sez its his fault the guys got iced

he b--ches about being dead if he's left alone and guilt her into complaining to boone who sez "we had enuff eath so far" and guilts boone into letting him stay

homie suggets he wastes bad coon and gets his woman but boone sez thats not the White mans way

maybe if he was french or irish or something, then maybe, but he's higher evolved.

so the forces ride out to the next planet in the local gorup occupied by the Regent and ater a montage of them going across the land and rivers and storm, they made it to the valley to build a new home and give thanks to The Lord

then they make trees into lumber and uild log cabins and dig the earth which eventually makes a fence and gate

they send a trop for get supplies like gunpowder and grease and badcoon wants to bring sister off to live in a better place but she likes it here and had enough of his cr-p

later theres a dance and sister f'd her ankle and some guys talk with dad over what to name the area and africanized dude sez to name it after boone so they call it booneburg

kid bro comes out and sez some cr-p i cant hear cuz the volume on this youtube video is a55 and boone talks with sister and grows closer to her until africanized guy comes by and sez hes wanted and they come

kid bro sez a speech and gves him a rifle and boone sez thanks for their aid and they did it together and had cleared enough for the spring planting and he thanks The Lord for helping em

so they dance and chciks angle isnt as f'd as they thought and some guys come byon horses and 1 guy from richmond uncleas a scroll and  the area is now part of virginia and if they resist they'd be driven off

boone sez he'd talk with the governor and expect the gov to give them proper rights as the gov totally gives people rights for asking nicely and never needs to be made to by WE THE PEOPLE

So boone gos off riding a horse and brings his homie and goes to see some powdere wig wearing c-ck scukers and they dont wanna see him so he insists and sez he wont go and is let in

they look like girly men and sissys and when Alpha Male Boone comes in and is told theres nothing to be done

boone sez they need time and never had to file for title b4 and their rights were never questioned and they buld homes and worked the land there

they say the land was already claimed and when boone sez he expected to get his rightful claim but found he met theieves who jacked it, they/them get triggeed and threaten to arrest him for saying words they/them dont like

one of the powdered wigs c-ck su ckers is bad coon who sez he's doing this for revenge for boone wanting to send him off (even though he didn't) and boone slugs his frenchie beta male a55 out and swaggers out like a bada55

boone dont wanna go back and tlel the people their land/homes were jacked and homie sez to fight

they see an american turkey and homie caps it and as he gets it, a swarm of reds catches boone andbrings him to a canue to be shanghaied off

simon is rallying the tribes to attack the White man like in avatar and sez the Whites will take their land and drive em weast and to stop the foriegners from taking thei land, even though it was the Whie Man who introduced the concept of owning land to them

the pack brings boone to the simon and homie is following and  simon sez he left the settlers alone for so long so theyd not expect his combined forces

boone sez he'd wished he let em string him up and simon sez you'll wish more than that when im done with you and puts hm in a fire circle with no shirt

for some reason they let hi keep his skin and man parts, as the reds are known to remove em and over a while and the fires grow

homie puts on war paint for a power up and throws a tomahawk and cuts the rope holding boones hands and he jumps into the water as indians swimafter him even though im not sure they know how to do that

he dives under thr river and escapes to the shore by plants and homie blends in with the rens of the reds as they run

manly a5 ddaniel boone hides and runs and has no shirt for the ladies to lust after his manly muscles and throws a rock to draw away a red so he can carjack his horse

boone rides it and the horse f--ks out and he runs and eventually gets to the baseand tells em of the indian attack of 5 tribes comming for em

they raise the signal and prepare for the onslaught and the 5 tribes near as the Americans close the gate like troy but hopefully not ending the same

although the greeks had wheels and the reds dont

so the reds attack and the Americans return fire and the reds circle the base as Americans pick em off

later its night and homie is out and makes wolf sounds and fakes being dead and boone lets him in knowing his signal

the next day the reds attack again and they use the smokey battlefield to make it look like theres more going on like in D W Griffith's Birth Of A Nation

Also this is before the repeaing rifle, the revolver and the semi auto or full auto so each gun has 1 shot

simon sez days later they got em and the Americans might mbe low on ammo and wants to torch the place

boonesborough is almost outta ammo and water and boone knows the simon and the simon wants to wipe out their people and hopes for rain

the reds attack and throw fire and dad sends son to go inside but the area catches flame and dad smachs on it with hsi cloth and gets capped as kid bro shakes the corpse

the reds ram the gates with a murdered tree an eventally it rains and puts out the fire

the people seem calm despite the swarms of reds at the gate as they are stopping cuz the water stopped their fire and they leave but simon wants to not give up

later boone sez theres no trap as he looked b4 and boone goes out but kid runs after himand africanized guy goes after him

simon fires on boone but caps the kid whos named billy well macgarnicle, billys dead, slit his throat from eatr to ear

africanixzd guy gets the kid and boone chases simon up a rock thing as he trhrows items at oone and they both jump into the water one at a time and spastically batt;le

i heard of breakdance fighting, but swim fighting?

so boone sends simon deep and he dont come up for some reason and afrianized guy brings the boy back and sister sees it

the people go on to find new land in new west cuthridge or w/e and has the sister who's fam is in h e double soviet england and is his woman now.

the end

that was pretty good

This movie came out like 9 years after sound films did with The JAzz Singer and its got remnants of Silent Protoculture but has the semi new talkie style

I like these 30s films with their midway point of going talkie and its like the 1990 tmnt movie how its at the edge of the 80s and 90s

but this is more like 1992's Candyman 001 with its closer to 90s but still a bit 80s

the acting was good and the msuic worked and the action was well done

it showed things that were like they were in the past and how many things remain today

this was a pretty good film and its only like 75 mins

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but the real simon lived during the 1776 war and helped some people but was made the bad guy here and got iced

he was captured and brainwashed by reds and sided with em but still helped Whites

Also the bad coon skin cap guy was not iced and was still out there

For Daniel Boone 2 I want him to be leading the people to a new home but the bad coonskin cap guy fromthev 1st movie is in the higher ranks and ofollows and tries to oppress em, but them the Revolutionary War breaks out and Davey Crockket I mea Daniel Boone fights enemy brits and goes on missions in the woods to counter em but alo try to take out the guy he fired in the st movie and in the end its a final death match with the bad guy in a wood mech with slaves running the gears and he's gotta take it out bit by bit. Also its a 16 bitp latform game like Phantom 2040 on Sega Genesis, TG16, Snes, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you are aniel and go aroud the woods and face bosses and cryptids and do missions and gte one of a bunch of endings.