Mockery Review

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Mockery

This is y reiew on Mockery from the distant future year  (The The Czar) of 927 (100 years before Transformers Zone maube)

Its directed by Benjamin Christensen who did Haan

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Barbara Bedford from the 1920 of the Mohicans, Ricardo Cortez from Torrent\The Walking Dead, Mack Swain from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Emily Fitzroy from Way Down East\the 20s Don Juan\Bardelys the Magnificent\The Trail of '98\Two-Faced Woman, Charles Puffy from The Man Who Laughs /Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler, Johnny Mack Brown Our Dancing Daughters, Albert Conti from The Eagle\Camille\Show People\The Black Cat, Jules Cowles from The Lost World\Seven Chances\The Show, Russ Powell from da 20-z The Hunchback of Notre Dame\The Show\The Red Mill\The Cossacks\King Kong\the 30Z The Count of Monte Cristo\the 30s Call of the Wild\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Son of Frankenstein\the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Citizen Kane, Michael Visaroff from Two Ara bian Knights\Disraeli\Dracula\Mark of the Vampire\For Whom the Bell Tolls, and a bucha guys I never saw in anything else and or aint on back door, beta male, cady a55, soy boy, uso suki, okama suki, akuma suki, hippe, peta, vegan, stoner, monky junkie, sodom bottom, aifs bag, gender offender, necro pedo wikipedia

I saw this b4 and liked it and its public domain

so aftr the lion logo and title card and credits, text sez its siberia during a war and famine is aroud as a guy looks through bodies on the grund to loot

its lon chaney whos sergei and is a ret-rd ut paranoid sfter da war andeats food he got off a corpse and drinks his liquid as a dying guy begs for it

he notices the dying guy and goes to himto help as a chick warches and he notices the chick and ditches the corpse

chick wants to go to some places called novokurst and offers to pay lon to bring him there  but he sez no ters too manyu soldiers

se offers food and being a soviet he needs that and she tells him if they meet anyone, she'd do the talking and he'd go with it

they go off andlater he eats food, whichis rare in the ussr due to communim but this is b4 that and they grow closer and shes his 1st friend

they go on and see soldiers and lon is suspect and she sez to tell em shes his wife, as ugly guys like lon chaney can get pretty girls, then again, pete davidson gets a lot of 5kanks and he's devolved

maybe he's got a huge d0ng? unlike him, my thing is uncut and commercial free, as he's probably got t=mpax tattooned on his thing

so they get past the soldiers and long gets em to a house he knows the owners of and maybe her b0ners of and s they near, the owner hides

lon notices somethings up and its very still on there and looks aroundas owner hifes in theupper area and lon finds bullet marks and blood stains

chick is too tured to go on and thry stay here and he helps take off her shoes as she looks sainbtly and the foot help os biblical

he unwraps her foot and shes sleeping andlon gets waterto soak her white virgin feet in a wood thing

as the foot fetish people start j=rkin off to this film, lon gets a bed ready on a wod thing then tenderly cares for her innocent feet and takes em out of the wood thing, then carries her to the wood bench to sleep on wth another foot shot like its a quentin tarentino film

lon sits on the floor and sleeps as the owener comes down andthey wake up to see him and he talk to chic who sez shes a peasnt and lon is her hsband

owner sez her hands are too White fora peasant and shes not her husband as eastern europeands are smart

owner has friends comming and he starts trying to b0ne the chick but his droogs come by and he tells this fata5 to interrogate lon to tell the truth

lon sez shes his eove andfata55 brings in his goons to search him and fata55 feels up chick but owner sez women like her wont talk but lon can and they take off his shirt and fata55 whips him like a slve

soldiers are comming and the baddz clear out andlon falls over from his whipping and chick tends ti him as he keeps aying "he's my wife" even though they are gone

she calls to  the soldiers and sez she has a message for HQ and shes countess alexis andher orders are sewn in her apron

on novorisk or w/e the HQ is in the home of genera Vlad who ricardo corte i think ands alexis is at the hospital to look over lon chaney

a soldier comes by and has a smoke and sees alexis whos real name is long and eurtopean as Alexandrova a nd when she wakes up he jokes with her about being a phestent but she sez shes countess alexis and he shapes up and sez hes here to bring her to HQ

he sez sorry and i think this is ricardo and hes gay for her and in this ww1 uniforme and looks liek yasunori kato from teito monogatari

sergei recovers as hes slavic and we're tough c-ck suckers and goes to see general Vlad who thinks hes a begger but when alexis comes in he hears shes the guest of vlads group and is kinda j-zzing in his pants at how formal she lokks

they talk and he sz hes recovered and how he didnt know she was a countess and she said she was always his friend\

countess has him taken to be given a job and food and he sees the image of The Vidgin and bows to t and removes his hat and the co workers call him da stoopid peasent who helped the countess

the vlad leader was a war profiteer and made a lot of money like THEY do after THEY start things and theres a party with ricardo and countess getting along an dshe plays piano

lon tells this guy feiarri or Gabriel Iglesias  looking tubbo about how he saved the countess with taking a beating but mexico sez the rich dont care for the lower classes and gives him booze and tells em "we're all equal" as a way to lure him to communism

mexico is a commie and plans to be part of something to make the countess give him what hshe owns him and lon sees lexis and ricardo outside having a nice talk and he goes out

tuboo commie sees him and as lon follows he notices they are close ans he smooches him and she smooches back and they see him as he takes off his hat to show respect

she asks if vlad gave him employment and he sez he's only a servant not a friend and she tells ricardo that seigei helped her get here safe and ricardo offers a handshake

lon looks devolvedly at him like some kind of cave man and eventually shakes his hand and walks off bitter and butthurt back to the kitchen

tubbo mexico has an evil smile on whats left of its teeth and treis seducing him into evil like satan or megatron wth his commie propaganda with plans of being equal to the aristocrats

he wants to be kissd like the ricardo but worries she might not like him but tubbo mexico sez "how couldn  she not" which i think is code for "he's gonna b0ne her w o c: with out consent!"

so a soldier on horseback comes in and ses "we're attacking tonight" and the people get ready for oit  and at night the countess hugs ricardo bye and lon watches

u wanted to be her friend, friends dont b0ne friends, thats for husbands and wives

so the soldiers go off on their mission like in Robotech and tubbo mexico is behind lons left shoulder like the devil and sez "theres no soldier to stop you now" and that communication is cut off and the forces are out so norovust will fall and no one will save em

the workers have a malcontent meeting like a union and lon smokes, which is what killed his actor, then goes on as this woman comes up and sprays perfume and b--ches about lon smoking tobacco and he drops it on the rug and stomps it, which makes lady b--ch out at him

to be afair, i wouldnt want someone smoking in my home

so these ugly guys catch a woman i think the countess and mug her of her jewlery and tell her to brign a note to vlad

she goes in and tubbo mexico is there and lon covers his face in shame and she goe sto giev the note to vlad that sez "you stle from the people so leave 5000 soviet money at the gate or we'd take everything"

stealing from a guy you think stole from you? thats 2 wrongs, and that dont make a right

this is like that korea maruta movie parasite with the evil poors and the innocent victims the higher evolved maruta

so vlad is scared but this lady who dont like smoking sez hes a candya55 for fearing those dinks and keeps b--ching at him but a servant butlwr sez tea is served and  she b--cheds at him for being a girly man in front of the help

butler butt hole forgot the cream and as he goes out he sees countess i think with a thicc a55 and sleeveless dress which is hot for the 1900s and he goes in and reads the note and runs to the kitches to show the tubbo mexico and his droogs

tubbo sez if they dont pay the house will be blown and them in it and as the masters ring the bell the zentraedi ignore it nd tubbo sez they will be the masters now

tubbo and lon have wine which probably kiled his actor as booze is just as bad as smokes and vlad comes down and sees em druk and being a55es so he tells his fam

tubbo sez to tell the masters to keep quiet in their own house and  pulls a gun to kill those who helped him for wanting to have respect

this is like teens being b--chy when their parents tr to help em

lon goes up and makes rude jesters and smak cs his a55 at the master vlad and tells him to go back u walrus

vlad is shocked someone was mean to him and lady who i think is his woman goes to tell off lon but lon is kinda devolved and drunk and loks a bit like jean claude van damme but less evolved and goes back downstairs

she calls him and he ignores her but tubbo coes out and sez how the lady is alwasy calling him eediot like ren and stimpy to enanger hi into attacking those who were kind enought to give him a home

he goes up and spazzes around a bit and takes off his hat and she goes back inthinking they fixed the issue

vlad eats and countess smokes and vlad comes i all drunk and dvolved and lady sesz "come here" then "come here eediot" an she dont cal indios 2x, then tells him to get the butkler

lon goes down and is disgrunteld over being called ian eediot and storms back and sez something and countess sez seriegi please, and he goes off

lady goes out and he sez "idiots kill" and she freaks out and calls the cops but the line is dead like harambe and the people are having an exodus and booking it to leave the richers to their end

tubbo lets these malcontents in and sez to let him have the countess 1st and he goes in this door in the floor liek that movie, the evil dead, and lon is worried

ln traps tubbo in the floor with a barrel like in the scarlett pinpernell i think and vlad wants to get the show fur and countess opens the door and looks around

she finds segei and hes like an anmal about to pounce and theres a tense stand off between former freinds

vlad and lady goes out and argue and get to the car and wait its countess and she sees a guy with a bullet hole in his head which is pretty bada55 for 1927 and flees from the chasing lon

the vlad and wife get their cr-p and hide in the room and coontesslocks out lon in the next room and he bangs on the door

the vlad and countess escape i to the croud and sergei gets in and sezhes not the fool manymore but th master now and as good as any man

he wants her to smooch him like the scaoptain she smooched and she sez to go downstairs where he belongs and he locks em in

knowing sviets hes gonna b0ne her, like in the 40s how they went after all those innocent german women

so sergei chases and trys b0ning her but she fights him off and scratches his face and enemy soldiers get in the hq and in the chaos, contess ditches lon and hides in a room as the battle goes on outside and ricardo captain is back

she looks out the window and sees ricardo fighting and they do the birth of a nation thing with the smokey battlefield to look more full

the barrel holding tubbo under is shot a biut and leav=ks and he notices the dripping on him

the soldiers come in and lon runs and hides even though theyu dont know hes turned and richardo and alexis call each others names like in titanic but not f-=kin ghey

they meet and smooch and the soldiers catch lon an the enemies and 1 sniper is caught

ricardo has him takesn ou and executed but sez sorry to aexlies as they gotta do it

then they bring in lon and richardo asks if he was loyal and he looks worried as he knows he's earned the ruifle but she notices his scars fro the whip and sez he was very loyal and tht he stayed to protect her

lying like he did to save her about being his wife b4. its come full cir cle

so ricardo ses to protect her again and goes off to handle things and leaves 2 soldiers as cover downstairs and tells em to turn out the lights

also the scars he has is like The Saviors Scars from saving us from sin

after walking around for a bit, he asks why she saved him and she sez theres nothing more to be said of it and goes aroun turning out lights before nicely asking hi  to go downstairs

he goes down but then coems back and begs for forgiveness on his knees as the 2 guys and tubbo come out of the flor and sneak around in the dark and taek out the guards

lon hears the noise and alexis hides and the tubbo and his droogs come up and tubbo wants the countess but lon sez dont touch her

tubbo pulls a knife even though he had a gun b4 and they battle in the nearly dark area with window light coming in

tubbo bites it and goes to h e double soviet mexico and lon fights the other 2 and alexis calls to him as he and the droog strangle each otger

lon wins and comes in with a knife wound on the toro with dark blood and collapses by her and she tends to him like he did to her after a long walk

he asks if she forgave him and if she'd send him away and she sez he'd stay with em always

then ricardo comes in and gets the girl after lon sacrificed himself for her like with every lon chaney movie and lon blacks out seemingly iced, but those eastern eutopeans are tough and he'd probably survive like Rasputin did after getting gutted by a malcontent with a knife

the end

That was pretty good

nice story and good Lon Chaney as a bada55 disabled dude where here he's mentally ret-rded b kicks a55

the acting fit and its only like an hour and change

it doesnt need a car chase or abuilsing blowing to be cool but has the human element tht shows friendship and loylty even when we go on bad paths

its got good bible ref and the blade wound in his side is like The Savior but on the other side to show his reversal of being pure good

it shows the dangers of communim and how when we rebel againt our allies, it nly causes damage

a bit like Metropolis with the malcoent uprising  and love and friendship saving the day

lon did a great performance and you teally feel his emotions

some say its not lons bst work, but its not bad and tells what it neds with little excess

Plus its based on actual events with the soviets attacking the Czar and here there was a hero to save em

For Mockery II I want Sergei to be recovering and the royal alchemist makes a steam powered armor that can make its usuer fight with the strength of multiple men but it needs to be surgically equpped to the warrior or it might kill him with feedback. Sergi sees howif this works, they can end the war and volunteers as his body is damaged fromsaving the coutess in the 1st movie. after a surgical scee, he's got this power rmor like Mazinger in Mazin Saga or Saint Seiya andgoes out and busts through enemes butneeds to refuel and uses chunks of them to power his armor. Then he fights the enemy leader who  sold his soul to a daemoness to gain the power to rule and has black powers, so its an epic attle where they battle and rip apart the area and leave hge damage in the countryside. Also its a 16 bit game like Metroid on Sega Geness, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and gba where you play as Lon and get upgrades after doing missions and bust through enemy bases and castles and they ave slavic cryptids as their bosses the bad guyes wee going to use to gain power from and fight with unholy might. Also the surgical scene was a mini game.