The Gal Who Took the West Review

 Note: I dspell like a Gal or Gyaru

The Gal Who Took the West

This is my review on The Gal Who Took the West from the distasnt future year to D W Griffith of 1949 (50 years before the global civil war ended in Robotech)

Its directed by Fred de Cordova who did Bedtime for Bonzo

It stars Yvonne De Carlo fr9om For Whom the Bell Tolls//The Ten Commandment/McLintock!/Law of the Lawless, Super Elite American Charles Coburn from Made for Each Other/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/Around the World in 80 Days, Scott Brady from The China Syndrome/Gremlins 1, John Russell from Frenchie/Rio Bravo/Apache Uprising, Myrna Dell from  Dragnet/60s Batman/Unsolved Mysteries, James Millican fr0m Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/His Girl Friday, Clem Bevans from Valley of the Giants/They Made Me a Criminal/Sergeant York/Tall in the Saddle/The Yearling, Houseley Stevenson from The Yearling, John Litel from The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Valley of the Giants/Santa Fe Trail/The Sundowners/the 50s Scaramouche/The Sons of Katie Elder, Edward Earle from The Wind/I Accuse My Parents/The Ten Commandments, and a bunxha guys not on sxoviet back doo candy a55 aids bag sodom bottom girly man soy boy necro pedo cripple nipple banana crammer wikipedia

I neer saw ths but its on grit who usually has good things

After credits and title in fullscreen and good color with 1 guy vcalled Jack Danienls, we get an O Hara memorial Museum and a reporter is given a look at the records fo the o hara fam

he wants to learn the real story form the geezers and goes to the bar and on the way there offers dome geezers a chance to talk for him buying drinks and soem go there to talk

they talkfor booze an 1 tells hwo he knew the o haras like he knew his underwear for 30 years but they founded arizona andthsi girl di things to deal deal witht eh fueding guys

so its the distant fuiture year of 1890 and this chick came by and blacked out and a gy caught her and brings her into a salloon and the guys back away

this guyin a black hat sez to white hat who has the guirl to not come in his side of town and to leave her in 1 room upstairs as shses an opera singer for the place and gtfo

so they bring her to the room and she starts comming to an dthis blonde offers her booze but is told to put it on er temples and blonde dont wanna follow white hat but is owned by black hat

white hat leaves and sez he'd be back to get her at 5 and is told not to and some guys book it

white hat is uneasy after coming in and leaving alive and his minion dont wanna go back

White hat goes inthe barber and a guy being shaves backs off as he dont wanna f ith him and he gets a haircut and new suit andpeople obey him as i guess hee'd b0ne em dead

later white hat goes to the bar and theres a swarrm of toughts but eh has em stay bakc and goes in alone, finds black hat is out and sez to tell him he took the girl

the people talk on if the o haras would death battle while the general was still alive and i think theirs their grandpa andthey talk on if they was on the rigth side

so hite hat named lee like robert e lee the amercian hero gets the girl and rides through a wasteland owned by the o haras and black hat is named grant o hara after the evil u s grant

chcik has been paid thousands for 1 prformance and they go to a fancy place that lee sez hes making a better one

the geezer telling the story se the chick was an easterer who liked the west and the others say he f'd up and another takes over and sez he was the bartender and hoe really she was hungover and thats why she blacked out

is this rashomon? but years prior?

so in the 5 hours she as in there and lee was outhe had the booze and was faking being out and thinks grant s-cked and is mouthy

she is kinda b=chy at grant who gives her liquor and she slaps him after drinking it and shes lilian marlow like lilian gish and sez his grandpa paid her 10 000 atk points i mean dollars for 1 performance

the chicks have these rings G O H for grant o hara as his mark and to "protect" them fro strangers and offers her one but she declines

is this like the heartplugs in dine? or the brand in yellowstone? or the UD mark in Hokuto No Ken?

so 1 girl sings an irish song and grat likes irish cr-p cuz hes lower evolved and lilian sez its cr-p and its blonde singing

blonde is p-ssed and sez he liked her singing b4 and lilian goes up and sings the song better and irish, as the blonde gets her irish up like an italiano

the song is about clancy getting his irish up anddrinking an fighting which nowadays THEY might whine about racist themes, as THEY think the irish are not White from being oppressed by england

Are Poles White? We got invaded by pretty much everyone

lilian sez her moms side is muldoon and everyone likes her and the grant took her toa dinner with silver made from three mountains of silver they got in the area

so the chick lilian and the grant are in there for three hours and lee is comming and the guys wanna get grant out b4 he comes

so grant wants chick to stay and be his womanbut she wants him to come to her concert and he wants to b0ne her and 1 guy comes in and sez the guy is here for the payroll to get grant out and tells her to fidn an excuse to get grant out or the cousins of ohara will shoot the place oou i mean up

she asks grant why he dont like his cousn and he gets b--chy and dont wnna talk about hima nd she lights his cigar and spills a bucket of ice water on his cortch to keep his b0nar from irishing up her womb and when hes changing she gets to her room and lee comes back and gets her

the thrid man geezer sez he was the ranch foreman and sez shes into money most and after finding out the oharas own the country and its cattle and gold/silver/lead(pokemon lead?) has an intest in the o haras and when finding out lee is comming she fakes fainting and he catches her

after the other parts we saw ere skipped we gte the party with the general who dnt think lilian is the opera singer an might be an imposter whos into lee

then the grant comes in andconftronts lilian all irish and lee efends her and they nearly shot the place up like homies until indians grab them and general sez to grab the guns 1st then get the arms

general sez to behaive themselves and brings chick to his room and looks through a book of famous opera singers with photoes in 1800s photo graph look

bill and ted; waoh dude! 1800s babes!

general wants her to go and thinks shes not what he wanted and dont wanna explain why the cousins hate each other but how he and his brother didnt synchero on the english an his sons didnt synchro on the civil war but no both are gay for her and she likes how 2 handsome guys like her

genrerla dont think the cousins should have her as when he bites it the boys will ice each other and will pay for her to go but she dont wanna leave a man she is gay for and dont know ehich one to go with and this is like an anime or saved by the bell with zack and slater into kelly

so then its dinner and lee and grant sit next to chick and she sez they are secretly fond of each other and they agree thats dumb

also i like how grandpa general sez his sons didnt agree on the cvil war and hsi grandsons are named after the generals of it

subtle but clever

so after the dinner chick and the cousins are there and everyone left and she sez they otta not wear their guns around her and they get their irish up over it and escalate until grandpa comes by and takes chick to her room

general is the only one who can manage em and tried everything and diinherited em and that didnt work as he needs em to run the thing but they dont wanna do it togetehr

general has armed guards ousode her room and tells the cousins he has the teritory under marshal law

so later its day and the guys are discussing on why they gotta hate over their bosses and their wives are sisters and grant is shooting glass bottles and lee comes by and sez hes into lilian

grant sez hes interested in her and they lan to go to some place as general sez he knows they are up to something

so later lilian sez she wants to control things as both guys like her and she can use her woman ness to make em behave but general sez if his sons beta out for her he'd ice em and sez he'd beat her a55 if she p-sses him off cuz hes an irish

later chick is bring dirven in a cart and these horsemen come after em and take out their guards and 1 guy takes hercart and despite her saying the o haras protect her, he brings her to  some place where she sez they'll be iced for kidnapping her

in the place the bartender sez grant wants to see her and grant sed if she was harmed he'd shoot off their ears, so she tears up her clothes and implies she'd fake being b0ned as women often do and when grant comes by he gives him a few hours to get out

grant sez he wants to propose to her and hes gay for her and wants to marry her but lee is bringing a buncha men to get her back and arrives and wants her sent to the ranch butthe winner/surviver gets to have her

lee gets her in the cart and as hes gonan drive he slugs out grants man and has his men to give cover fire and keep the grant and his men down until they get away but grant sez ont fire you might hit the girl

lee stops to prepart an ambush and she b-=ches out about missing her rehearsal an he reveals he loves her an dwants to make out with her but notices her clothes are f'd and thinks grant tried b0ning her

she explains but he dont buy it andlee ges off to face grtant but no ones been iced yet

this is like street fighte the movie ho theres hardly any fighting

so general comes by and calls off the fight and 1 guy who  think is one of the three guys telling the story alearted the general but lee sez to get the f outta town

chick wants to go to her rehearsal and thern they go to this i think opera house to see th show but fights keep breaking out until general shoots the ceiling and sez he spend 50 000 $ to bild the oopera house and 10 000 to bring the singer and if anyone interrupts he'd blow the guys head off

i assume the opera house was made non union as if those parasites got in they'd leach out countless more dollars to feed their communism

so lilan goes up and sings a 40s big band thing like in a fred astaire movie of guys in love with a chick and 1 getting capped an the other going to the slammer

after this totally not 1800s song the general has the people applaude and this is not opera but more showtunes and general goes off with chick an the cousins send their goons home and go for a drink togetehr w/o guns

grant sez to have the cheif indian cause a ruckus and not uncle ruckus from the boondocks and plan something thogetehr

at grenerals place general sez he expected a fat chick for an opera singer cuz i guess hes into fat chicks and hears the cousins are comming togetehr so general sez he'd have anyone who attacked a rtrooper hung for treason

chick wants to handle it herself and general ez to stfu and stay in her room but the indian chief yellowfeather not yellowbeard is on the loose and the troopers are recalled to deal with him

chick wants to hanle the thing an tell the cousins what to do but general sends the ranch hand off for a few years and with all three out of town they dont know how it ends

reporter goes off tosome guy to find what happened and ths helicopter comes down with geezer chick and 2 grandsons who beat on each other cuz they irish

after hearing what the other guys asid, she reveal she was in a tigh corset and blacked out and stopped wearing em

so n the 1800s the boys came by and disarmed andthey wanna decide by drwing cards or a gunfight but she sez she wants to choose, but the cousins say they'd ice the one who gets her

she takes grneral out back and sez she'd choose 1 and the other would get the territory but grandpa general sez he's seen em shoot the legs off a fly at 100 feet

she takes lee in the room and general sez he'd giev grant the terirtory if lee gets the girl

in the roo lee ees grants ring on her finger and gets his irish up and fights his cousin andits an acrobatic fiht that busts up the place

lee beats the black off lee i mean grant andaims a gun at him and sez to marry her or he'd blow him to h e double ireland

grandpa asks where she got the ring snd she sez she granted pocket and later married him and grant was loyal and knew if he cheeted on her then lee would blow his head off and it kept his irish down

then we see the boys fighting and its like cain and abel or esau an jacob or joseph and his brothers and chick wants to buyreporter a drink

the end

that was pretty good

nice, lite, clean, innocent, positive, and only 1 fist fight at the end

good color and music and its a good late 40s film with fun and charm

the acting and filming is good and i like the story with it kinda being Rashomon 0

it goes by pretty quick and dont drag and has good flow and holds attention as you wanna see where it goes and who gets the dame

no one dies or gets shot and its got a brighter atmosphere with an ar of danger but nothing too bad happens

For The Gal Who Took the West 2 I want it to be about the grandkids who are now teens going on a sasquatch hunt where wjoever bags a bigfoot gets this prixe they both want and they are butting heads, but wen the sasquatch attacks, they gotta team up to survive, alsoits a 128 bit game like Zelda but with guns on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox and you choose a brother and fight various animals while trying to sta outta the sight of the Sasquatch and pick it off in several ecounters with it activating its powers like invisubility or dimension shifting.