Maris the Chojo Review

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Maris the Chojo

this is my review on Maris the Chojo from the sdistant future year (To Alfred Hitchcock) of 1986 (20 years before Transfroemrs Season 3)\

Its dirtected by Motosuke Takahashi who did eps of YuYu Hakusho (Which had a great Genesis Game bu Treasure), Mew Mew Power/Bleach

is written by Rumiko Takahashi wh did Ranma 1/2 and InuYasha

It stars Mami Koyama from Dragon Ball/Saint Seiya/Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon R/Shaman King/Ninja Scroll: The Series/Black Lagoon/Sailor Moon Crystal/gay a55 Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle/Dragon Ball: Mystical Adventure/Dead or Alive 1, Joji Yamani from Devilman/Mazinger Z/Cutie Honey/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball GT/Digimon Adventure/One Piece/Inuyasha/Dragon Ball Kai/Dragon Ball Super/Mazinger Z vs. Devilman/the 80s Fist of the North Star movie, Sumi Shimamoto from Dragon Ball/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Silent Möbius/Ojamajo Doremi/Bleach/\Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters/Jungle de Ikou!/Hello Kitty/My Neighbor Totoro/Princess Mononoke, Mugen Senshi Valis/Sword of the Berserk: Guts' Rage, Toshio Furukawa frpm Hokuto no Ken/Sailor Moon SuperS/Cutie Honey Flash/One Piece(With many okama)/Kinnikuman Nisei aka Ultimate Muscle/Samurai Champloo/Eureka Seven/Bleach/most of the Dragon Ball shows and movies/the Dead or Alive games.

I never saw this b4 but its by Pierrot who did Lily C.A.T. and The Abashiri Family

Its called The Supergirl in some places but DC whined and they changed it, which is interesting as the Dub name is Japanese and the Japanese name is English

so after logos and an fbi thing we get text saying its not a true story(no, really?! what next? video of taylor swift b0njing a horse online is also fake?!) and we get opening credits to space cr-p and planets and metal things kinda like Violecne Jack with the comet comming

Then title with this space bikini chick with cut red hair and title

then this ship goes throughh spa ce and is chased by anorher and they go in this base with lasers blasting and 80s guitar shredding

the red haired chick is cut off by a gate closing so she blows it with a missile and jumps out, then takes off her metal sm thing and fight em in a bikini in 0 g an is stron enough to bust metal floors with her feet

afte easily beating out these star wars wannabees she faces a guy who sounds like dausike gouri who whizzed hmself and sez hes under arrest for narcotics, then beats him out

her pokemon murphy whos a fox alien that talks congradualtes her and she goes off saying she can have a vacation but accidentally breaks the floor and chair with her dbgt strength from not wraring restraints

the general calls and sez this is her third broken ship and she sez its his fault fr giving her an earth ship and shes 6x as strong as an earth ningen(so 6 people working togtehr can crumble this?! was it made in china?! those c=ck sucking maruta fail at making things!)

shes told shes reponsible for damages and they go to planet owwen withthis silver zentraedi ship and various aliens that have an interst in the man chick maris who wears a skimpy dress

she seduces 1 and grlls hm in an alley to fnd f hes a human taxi and ts revealed her plan et blew

then in a beach we see the legs of Lum frtom Urusei Yatsura and a shark like Jaws and a battleship underater as a guy scuba diving gets caught in a sea cucumbers a55 and it poops out his bones

maeis murphy and the lusty guy are walking along and she wanted to go on vaation and they pay 5000 credits to get smeone to handle it

after a shower scene whee we see her curvy bunsand a bit of b00b she uses a flyswatter on roaches andgot a call so she puts on a towel but her strength cracks the shower knob

the call is her mom who sez she needs money cuz her dads restraints broke at thre market but was drunk and didn't notice and busted a shelf

mom wishes they wernt from their home planet named after apagan god like our planets and maris has a flashback of shipsleaving with young her and seeing their homeworld blow to 80s guitar

maris sez she'd getta advance and to buy bettwr restrants and hangs up and later the hotel floods fron the brojen watet pipe

later she has a new ship and its a creap p o s andshe b--ches anout having to work on her vacation and her advance hardly covered her hotel bill with general having saved her from pro wrestling to wor space patroll

also theson of a b==ch i mean high official was kidnapped andthers a high randsom and the victim s a cool blonde guy whos dad is a billionare (Like Trump?) but looks like a Zillion Character

seeing she might win his love and get his money sheaccepts the mission and b---ches of her issues

then has a fantasy of him saying he dont like her and her saying she dont like him but its an illusion by her space fox mascot murphy like with Mia in Barabanba or Que in Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora

on the planet Moroi the bad guys see Maris is comming and the leader tels this long bluish haired bikini chick named sue that she should have told the fam not to call the cops

also the red hair being not long nd not read hair being long is like dirty pair or wanna bes

the masked guy whos totally not Char in Gundam wants to ice the hostage but su sez to ice da cops cuz they can get the money if hes alive and can buy a new fortress cuz this one is cr-ppy and from earth, and i'd assume being from china cuz they can't make sh-t w/o f--kin it up

sue was fighting for money for 5 years and left a cr-ppy home and wants to be free of her restraints, then goes out as prts of the base f--k apart

after a brie space battle sue contacts maris and they know each other from pro westling and not b0ning despite some questionable things in WWF like small leather oufits and greasy sweaty guys holding each other

sue mocks maris for working for the space cops and maris gets her irish up and busts the main screen with a wrench

So they have a space battle like Robotech and both think if they lose theyll be poors and maris gets behind her and fires lasers but the steering thing busts off asnd she gets shot down to the planet

as they go in reentry te gravity f'd mars and murphys facesand she tries to steer with the stump and the ship nails the planet and blows

they survive by being msain chaacters and space warriors who are strong and wander the planet including a desert like star wars before it was ruind all those times and an 80s anime longing song plays

if shes super strong, cant she leap across the area like the hulk or son wukong?

so after wandering the desert like te Israelites and her feet ae f'd she fids faucets p-ssing water but its an illusion by murphy, who se slugs off

an aircrafte sees her but busts on a rock wall and later she comes to a wild wild wesy town and they need money so she goes to a prowrestling thing but ts empty t general is there who brought her back to the base on planet ahoya

she gets a 30 year loan of 100 000 credits a month for all the cr-p she had and the general is a f==kin midget whos te size of a big action figure like Optimal Optimus Primal from Beast Wars

general sends her to rescue the son and her new ship has a huge cockpit and only 2 driving it

also her rents call for more money and she hangs up on em  and vows to buy em a planet where the wont need restraints and they fly to the planet with a big a55 rock castle and park outside it as maris smooches a picture of the prince

they go out and sue has a big gun and blows off one of the shipds legsand te ship tilts with the masked guy saying to surrender or theyd execute the guy

maris comes out abd sue uses a remote lock on her restraints and brings em in the rcastle where sue wants to execure em and the masked guy kicks the son and its a fake person like outta pillow stuff

sue reveas shes only strength level 3 and with the restraints on maris is human strehnttm then sue takes off her reatraints and shows her shouldees and pits anmd has em burned saying if murphy interferes hes toast

maris cant take off te restraints w/o the cobtro andhas a wwf match in a ring with maris and overpowers her in a way Go Nagfai might like and busts her around

maris fights back but gets beat around and its got great camera and animation and movement 80s anime oavs did well

sue elbows the floow and shatters it andmurphy uses his shadow clone thing to make many maruis butsue uses a control and zaps her

muprhy knows the control awau and reaches for it as sue does the thing you beck legs back to finidsh her until muprhy accidentally hits the romte dow a shaft and turns into octopi and and hemelelons to cach it and turn off the restraints

Maris is at full power despre being beat around and rips a pillar outta the wall and busts the macinery for a while as sue begs not to bust her base after she tried to ice her

the masked guy sez hes blow the base and they'd all go to h e doyble england with it and maris gives up

he takes off his mask and reveals he is the son and got tired of the high life like 1st worlders going to mexco or india for vacation as countless gaijin fight and die to get outta those stinkholes.

he decided to try a life of evil and smooches maris ands the planet blows, wait, its a flashback ofher childhood planet blowimng

did they b0ne and its like cutting to fireworks?

so her f'd life goes by in stills and she crys and blacks ou and sue sez her last hope to nt be poor was this and she ran away from her cr-pmbile homeworld for it

son goes back to sue and comforts her and sez he'd give her money and finds her pretty and wants ti ger married and maris goes mental and the base crumbles

the son and sue smoch and maris flies odf with murphy using shadow clones of the son  tryng to stp her sazzing out and general asks what happened as murphy trues to put her restraints on and sez if you break this one its ur 5th ship

then credits o clips of the anime we saw anda fun 80s anime song about money

wait, the clips and different and they changed things, for comedic edffect

then the english credits andanother song thats fun about the rumic world

the end

that was pretty good

fun silly entertaining, energetic and livley

its good action and comedy and has that 0s oav feel like violence jack oav 1 or call me tonight

i liked InuYssha bt not ranma 1/2 but this was a cool fun likable anime

and like The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch, the hero girl dont get the guy

The actuon is good and the animation is classic and the music is enjoyable

i had a good tie with it and the voces were fitting and cool

all in all a good 50 mins and worth a watch

For Maris the Chojo 2 I want Maris to be ivited to the wedding to rub it in her face but she meets a guy there who's into her, but he gets captured by a hermaphrodite alien race that wants to use him for breding and Maris has to save him by chasing them across the solar system and fighting various aliens. Also its an 8 bit game like Shatterhand but with you hard to kill like Wario Land 2 on Sega Mastet System and Game Gear, NES And GsmeBoy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you go arond busting through various alien civilizations and fighting crazy bosses and trying to get back your man.