The Balloonatic Review

 Note: I spelly Loonie

The Balloonatic

This is my review on The Balloonatic from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1923 (100 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North/The Electric House, and also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January/The Electric House.

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Elctric House, Phyllis Haver from Don Juan 1926, and extra thicc Babe London from The Snake Pit.

I never saw this b4 but buster is usually great and its one of his last films before getting into feature length ones.

After title and some crdits we hear or rather read its summer afternoon at an anmusement park

buster goes around a haunted house and finds a skleton in a coset, which might be real as this was right after ww1

He opens another door and its full of smoke with a guys feet visible

He opens a ouble doors but is gonna bust woever coms out with a statue but a big dragon thing comes out and in and he jumps back and falls in atrap door

he was in the house of trouble and falls out the front on a slide on his a55 that as never b0ned

this chubby chic comes by and gts a ticet then goes in and buster waits for her to come pooping out the chute

 brad walks by and e tries to look tough but she don't ant him and walks on

he forgot about the fat chick and se slides dowb an gets him in the head with her thicc a55

she gets up and goes back in ater getting another ticet

buster runs off and comes across a woman wanting to cross a puddle but is too devolved to step in or over it

so buster puts his coat down and a car runs over it and drives off with the chick

he gets his coat on and sees a dame going to the old mill and goes after her and in he same boat next to her

they go in this tunnel and he comes out all beat uo and i think he tried b0ning her and he didn't consent

she gets in a car and drives off as the gaijin areas in the 21st century dont let women do what 1900s America can

Buster goes to a balloon and some monopoly guy looking heteroes are there

buster takes off a sand bag but a big guy puts it bac and buster is given a triangle flage to put on something

he goes up and this guy gets in the balloon basket and the balloon takes off but the basket floor comes off and i goes up w/o him

buster puts the thing on the balloon top somehow and  didn't notice he took off and stands up, look around and climbs down to the basket but didn't notice its bottomless and nealy falls in

he spazzes out ad climbs in and hangs on and we fae out and in to him cleaning something but i think he drops the soap and not like in jail

he lowers duck decoys like duck dynasty with those kind loving rednecks and that makes soviets like morrisey think its murder to eat meat even though most animals do it

he gets a shotgun or rufle andfires but i think hits the balloon and it falls and he's in a tree with an fd balloon

he makes some ind of camp and has a canue in III segments like a human centipede and ties it together with rope, which won't keep out water

the mill chick is there and he should've went with the fat one, and mill hic is fishing

buster goes in the river and fishes with a rod and not his footlong b0ner and goes too deep but not in the a55 and nearly is swept off

he comes out of the water an does a handstand and the water barfs out of his pants

he goes back and casts his line bur it goes over a branch and gets him in his virgin a55 and  hm pulling it flips him in the water

he goes to a long piece of land in the river and tries dipping a rope in the water to catch fish but it dont work and he walks in the water to move the fish

chick sees a fish go by and catches it in a net but i think they used a dead one

she goes up but the net breaks and it goes back in the river and she catches it with her hands like a ninja

buster chases fish into a no exit water thng and blocks it with rocks

chick goes out in a 20s swim suit thats not a sling bikini like in Mazinkaiser and buster built a rock wall and grabs fish to put in his basket but its gt a hole in its a55 and the fish fall out

eventually he notices the same fish keept being grabbed and he checks the basket and throws it on the floor to litter, he worst crime, worse than soviets breeding man ad ape

buster puts fish in his clothes but some bite him or w/e and he puls em out

evenully the roc wall busts and flushes hm down like a t-rd in the pipes

cick jumps in the water but lands on bustr who was right there, as a thing on the fat chick landing on him so it could crunch together into a huma centipede

they meet and her b00bs are man which is Japanese for her nips are pointy and shes mad too

buster gets on land and she throws rocks at him as he flops his legs in rubber pants

later he goes canoeing and his cr-p mobuile canue breaks apart so he snaps it back together like a mode kit

chick cooks fish on a bbq or something and buster catches a fish sitting in his canue with a pole and using a tennis racket as a net

he puts straw in the boat and lights a fire to cook it like he's beavis and butthead and puts the fish between 2 rackets over a fire

the canue is called the Minnie tee hee ad the racket bursts into flame and he drops the fish in the flame and laves the fire burning

eventually his oat is leaking and he uses hi straw hat to scoop out water

chick has coffee but its too hot and she blows steam out her mouth and throws the coffee away

buster tries the canue again and sees a rabbit and goes out of the water with his legs out the bottom like a Halloween costume and i remember this clip but didn't know ts from thism nor did i see it coming

he pulls a gun and sees the bunny has babies and spares it

and the mom is white but the babies are brown, like university girls

buster goes back to the river from whence it came and reads a magazine but goes over a waterfall and flips so his lets are out the canue going backwards

chick sees the legs spazzing out and throws a rope to him but its da whole rope and not 1 end

the canue lands at the shore and buster seems to not need air like mario or vector man and she goes to flip the canoe but no ones in it and the legs are rubber pants

sje looks around and he come out from under her for the third thing andflips her

they get  out of the water and later made modifications on the canue to be a fancier thing

chk is by a rock thing and this long horn bull or steer like rockos modern life is looking at her and might wanna b0ne her

buster gets a gun but throws it down and tries swimming but i only an inch deep

he gets the gun and crosses the river like Moses and fires but it j-zzes water on her which can be edited to look like he blasted his goo on her

he fires again and it poops out a flaming t-rd that blasts smoke and what kinda gun is this!?

buster fiddles with the gun and it poos aother smoking flame thng and chick got tite of waiting and grabs the bill by the horns and not the sh-ts

buster comes out but nor like bac door ba rock and his butt buddy big mike and sees her wrestl the animal to the ground

she could do it the whole time and wanted hm to do ll the work for her

women, they do that

he goes by some boulders and wants buster chaplin to get over here and he runs off eventually

as he walks off a big black bear comes by him and follows him

se chops down a tree and it fall on her and shes pinner

buster sees a squirrel and cawls to it with the bear on his a55

chick sees and i think it was someone elsewho got a tree on him

as buster is gonna cap the squirrel, which would blow it apart like a dog in a microwave, this orher big black bar comes oyt an he backs away

he raises his gun like a clb and busts 1 bears hwad an it makes the gun go off and blow out the other one

he rolled a 20

so he sits on the bear and don't notice for a bit but gets up and sees it a bear and freaks out

after checking it and seeing its dead, he walks bak to thechock and stomps around masculinly

the clubbed bear gets up and comes or em and buster leans ack in fear but on her and she thinks he's being romantic

they take off in the fancied up boat and i think bears can swim so they're gonna get it

remember grizzley rage? tat movie was a55 an so bad its good

so they think they got away but see the bear on the shore and not pauly or pauly D an he plays a ukulele

theres a big drop waterfall and hey go over but float in the air as its equipped with a balloon and they float off

the front and back fall off the anue as a ef to the human centipede 001 andthey enoy being together

the end

that was pretty good

not suoper epic but had some good gags and i didn't expect some of the results

goo direction and fiming

nice acting and evn the animals di well

buster used good skill in sme things lik the hand stand

the chick was well done and i didn expect the ening

its a silid film and only 26 mins

I've seen better but this wasn't bad

For The Balloonatic 2 I want them to be in the air and find a hidden air kingdom of grasshopper people and try yo escape from the aero city by using vaudeville moves. Also its a 16 bit beat em p on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is buster and the other is the chick and you fight the sky people and their hybrid slaves and ancient tech warriors that are light to stay in the sky kingdom  so they break when hit.

Katy Caterpillar Review

Note: I spell buggly

Katy Caterpillar

This is my review on Katy Caterpillar or Katy, la oruga, frm the distant future year to King David of 1984(60 yeas before Ropbotec Season III)

Its based on a song by Mexico singer Lucero and wait i think botyh came out at once

It has an english version with the Fox kids anmd Robotech actors like Barbara Goodson, Robert Axelrod, Bill Capizzi, John Hostetter, and Ardwight Chamberlain, Jan Rabson, bigger actors Troy Donahue, Hal Smith, Forrest Tucker, Barbara Parkins, with many of em no on Wikipedia

it has a sequel with them fighting aliens like the Battleship movie and i never saw this but my homie who likes Slugs and made a series called Cephalop-Odd posted it in English as i dont speak or understand mexixan, other than a swear word or 2

He's a good guy and positive so imma review this and try to be cleaner tha usual

after credits to nice music we see a night forest and narrator saying how there was a wonderful cherry tree that protected animals in it including the caterpillars who dont like katy the caterpillar who's going off and doing things they dont like, like eating cucumber leafs instead of cherry leaves

they want her to come uop but she likes the world on the surface and goes off to see somethingbut brittish crows see her and wanna eat her

dont crows eat corpses?

katy goes for a siny thing and its a glass bottle and she looks at it wonderfing wat it is and seeing her reflecyion

then the rows come for her n she hies in the bottle

1 crow brabs it with its wing which is not how wings work and gets a finger stucj in t  which is not how wings work unless ur a bat

the smart crow trys talking her out and fakes being nice and she dont buy it so he fakes being bummed by it

she sez she'd be his friend but a light shines on emand they book it  and the light claims to be the spirit of natrure and creation(like Creationism? Is this the Holy Spirit?) and asks why Katy left home

Katy sez its boring to eat cherry leafs and she's not like her sisters who are ok with it

the spirit sez inside katy is her real self which isn't a thing on gender issues but more like a toy coming out of the box

shes surprized she wont always be a caterpillar and dont know what she'd be as i guess no one told her of growing up

hang on iant her mom a catterlpiler? thats not how it woeks, caterpillars cant breed. they gotta grow up to reach the final forme to o that

so the spirit sends her to go on a quest to find her true self andsez she's gonna be everywhere and vanishes

katy goes walking and sings a song of fnding her place in the world and the night scenes remind me of Tanglewood on Sega Genesis

this is kinda nice and the animatio is pretty good, with moving music and heart kinda like a don bluth filme

then she gets a happier tune and is day and a dragonfly comes at her, even though they eat mosquitoes, and she climbs a spider web by the sticky part which is not how that works

the dragonfly books it and is sared of the sopier which sounfs like mae west and invites the katy up but katy dont think its good

hearing how fun web sopinning in, katy wants to try it but wraps herself in it so  spider mae frees her and katy dont think she's meant to be a spider

i personally like spders and had a pet tarantula for a decade and used to tie string around things to make webbs as a 90s kid

katy is given knitting needles and does better and ants to make webs but finds its to trap other bugs and katy dont like it and dont wanna e a spider

she leaves and falls through the web and breaks the lower web to free rapped bugs which angers spider mae and katy sez sorry, and leaves

she sits on a tree root but its a chemeleons tail and he sez how he blends in to his are by changing colors but not like a self hating white identifying as black

chameleon shows her his homies and they talk of being the best and others are ealous for their changing powers that he shows pff

they hang out and relax dont do it when you wanna go to it and have fun and sin a song about when they are done working they party

what wor? they are lizards! do they run things from the shadows??

its a pretty positive song and reuses a it of animation

they suf on leafs in the sea which I dn't tink worls and they run over salamanders who the calemions dont like for doing work and they look down on like brits hating America

katy dont think its right to look down on em and they ask her to change colors

she holds her breath and turns blue an yellow bit vlacks out and they think swe's not good enuff for em and tells her to get out

she dont enna be a chameleon as they sck and goes off as the chwmelons are like india with their class sytem

she comes across a busy bee whos getting pollon but its heavy andthe queen has high quotas

Katy asks if shes her real self and might turn to other things but bee never thought of it as shes too busy from pollinating the floers like the invid and te flower of life in Roboech

bee can't carry all the pollin so katy wants to hep but bee sez its against he rules and the queen will be cheesed

somehow the caterpillar outwalks a flying bee and gets ti a tree with a hole full of bees like the candyman with Tony Todd

bee brings the pllin in but forgt ro ge the bucet from katy s katy brings it up and bee gets eighed on a scale but its not enuff and isn't allowed to explain

they bring her to the queen, or regess like in robotech, whos struct as roylty often is, and katy comes in and sez the load was too heavy andshe heped

regess offers her a chance to be a bee and queen renames her with a number and indentures her to servitude like the brits in soviet England in 1812 capturing America Sailors to fight for them

Sic Semper Tyrannis!

In America, its WE The People, in England and bee hives, ita, we who are subservient to the regent

then a song of bees singing of thir work how theres no time for anything but work like its the factory they make cellphones in commie countries and like korea with workers driven too far

even in 1800s America the slaves worked from  6 am to 6 pm with a 2 hour break in it

aty hates all the work and dont wanna be a bee andis sad and walks off the et like David yost after he clais he was called queer too much

the regess tells her she cant leave and belongs to her like royalty often sees the non royals as inferior and property and has her taken away

we need a George Washington Spider and a John Wilkes Booth centipede

they send her to a cell, wait, why do they have a jail i no one rebells?

this is like india or something with the class system, but less sin and daemon worship and lust and scammers and human waste and hiv

her bee friend sez "I've been thinking and ur right, ur not a bee"

realy? what gave it away? the being a different specues?

is this like guys who can't tell guys from girls?

so bee frend helps her and  breaks a hole in the tree with broom pokes(what a weak tree! it crumbled from a toothpick poke by an insect!!) and katy crawls out

the bees see her and come fir her bt she outwruns flying bees on caterpillar legs and hides in a log and escapes a hole in it and climbs a flower for some reason andthey give up after a while and leave

she falls out of the flower andi ralize she looks like a glo-worm and cmes across a frog that ants to sell herstuff

se dont know what a customer is and he wants to scam herand makes customers look like an important thing and  how merchants work cuz of em

froggy sings a song of selling things  and i gota ask, are thre humans in tis world? I mean theres items and platic, but ecco the dolphin ha a ship in the 2nd game and tatue of men in the 1st and no ocreen humans. kinda like te lion king

hay a rubiks cube, remember those? there was rubik the amazing cube the cartoom  in the 80s that has an opening that feels like a family guy joke

the frog ez man made the items to make him happy and they'd make her happy but she sez the spirut sed she'd be happy if she finds herself

frog finds she neve owned anything and he zez she'd be happy if she buys something, but if he owns nothing, how will she pay?

she dont know what money is and has none and he offers her credit and she signs a paper w/o reading it and gets a broken button

frog goes and knocks her button and it rolls down a hilland on a lillypad in a water but she can't get it 

she jumps on a pad andto the nxt to get the button and the pad comes looe and carrys em off a waterfall but segrabs a branch and its breaking so she ditches the button

the crows get her and carry her to shore and they seem like creepers  bt b4 they eat her, a moue runs by and is chased by a cat and the birds run

the mouse takes her to a hole in a rock and the cat blames em for the dinner escaping and is gonna eat em but they offr tohelp him fin the moue from the fly

the birds sing of being tough and manly then the bird and cat and bird look around

katy is sadd they wanted to eat her and she hought they were friends andmouse brings her deep in the caves andto a homeand shares food with her but its too hard for her

moose is outta food and the cat is around so he canr get any but never left the area, but wants to live in the city lie with the rats in new York eatingpizza

he shows her the cty and katy sez they otta visit it but he's worried and she sez its not hard and she did it and he agrees to go wth her

then its day and redneck mouse is bringing a suitcase nd wlks with katy and gets to he road to the city where they see a car go by and its to fast

they see a hors cart which i tink is used in Mexico bt in the 1st world its only or the amish

they clim ba tree and the bords come or em butthey jump on the horses hat and when the crows come the horse whips em with its tail and sez birds are pets like in ninja gaiden

the catyells at the birds and sez to follow em and wait for em to cme off the horse

they get to the city and its loud and man does a lot like making and busting buildings and te orse s an indentured servant to the manwjo raised it and katy dont wanna serve man

And The Creator gave Man Dominion over the animals

so mouse and katy get off ad wander the city and its kind of a slum and they fall into another mouse's home and hes jumpy and sounds kinda ersey

city mouse sees they are country folk like redncks and this is the country mouse and city moue and he shows em around the night city zone

i miss this kinda art were its gray and dark but not depressing and has life to it

it looks much better than most things oday

esp cg thins

he sez the cty can be dangerous and takes em in the sewer like the ninja urtles and all hero video games esp in new yor

he akes em to a shipyard and sez hed give em the grand tour like dbgt wich is better than super and more canon

they look around the area and a man nearly steps on em and ty gets stuck in chewed gum but is pulled out

he shows em the ships and tells of weapons being sent for war but redneck moue is tired of hearing of man

ey go to a nightclub with flashing lights andits pretty 80s/70s with music that she knows of somehow, same with dancing

they dance katy and redneck moueand the animation i really nice and reminds me of things from my 90s childhood and makes me feel good like the rocking out punk moue spinning in a jump

redneck moue bumps guys ad stps n their feet ad the other kice take a swing at him and misses and hits another guy and it devolved into a fight

then a mouse spazzes out ad turns into a cenirpede knster and sarts eating m

wait, thats devilman

so eventually city mouse gets em out and goes home and leaves em even though he was sleeping before and stopped what he did yo tae em around

redneck mouse would rather live in the country even if its git a cat adthe cat shows up and they run and go up in a windw whre the ct cant get n

the cat smehow knos how to open the window and gets in an caew w over a pipe it akes so they fall but ca falls as birds cme in and turns on the machine

i guess this is the final battle cuz its in a factory and the last batt;es gotta be in a factory like Terminator

theres cans filled with red tomato soup and katy and mouse called gilbert and not "jjll bear" like frenchies say are at the edge of a catwalk and over a pit of tomato goo

the birds and cat advance on em but the cawalk brwaks and they fall, but edneck rodent on sega genesis cahes a cale and katy holds onto him as the birs and cat go on the oup and almost get sealed in cans

cat gets ot a ditches em to get the redneck rodent and they run and get to a hose katy turns on an mouse sprays cat with

how'd she know how to use a knob?

cat runs off and redneck rodent is gonna let th crows get sealed in a can and die like being buried alive but katy and rodent turn off the machine

why did they get out?! they had like 2 mins!!!

so the heroes make em promise to not harm em and they pull the crows outta the can and they are rhankful and the uo has rhe brds fly em home

i should point out that crows are smarer han apes and the only creature that might match em or surpass em is the octopus

them riding blackbirds is like Robotech flyng in veritechs

so they get brought back home and the crows are glad to have met em and turned good

katy gives ednck rodent a kiss bye and he's glad to be in his home like The lue Bird in 1918 and is taken back, even though they should've brought rodent gilbert home 1st, wasn'tgilberts home closer to the city than katy's cherry tree? did she spiral around the map?

the spirit welcomes katy back and katy dont know what she wants to e ut wnts to fly and not be a worker and spirit sez he will be a flying flower and its not magic that turns things and she has to do it herself

she gets a book saying what to do and sez she will have to give up what he is to be what se must b and aty wanys it and the spirut sez when thry mert she'll nbe a flying flower

the caterpillar sisterswelcome her back inda ad katystudies the book, waithow does she know how to read?

she nits something ad sings the song of discovering her real self and ita really nice and innocent and beautifu and moving andmakes me almost cry from emotion

the sister sez she dont act like the old katy ad they dont understand her and he nit a bag and hung in it from a tree

later we see nature in rain and a new day of sun and birds flying and ants marching and the birds are blue like the blue bird of happiness

eventually katy's bag moves and we see a laybug and a snail and katy emerges looking like a pretty gil  and her sisters are amazed

ses a butterfly with wings and flys even with her sister aying i wont work andthey are amazed

then her chubby sster is getting into i think katy's chrysalis and they wanna be flying flowers but never ay butterfly for some reason

thenkaty goes around and fys with her bee friend whos stll a slave and the birs who se seems bigger han and by he eky chameleon and frog she owes fr the button and redneck rodent and a song of being free plays and se sydances 

spirit se she became a butterfoy and was free cuz she had the guts yo be her real self and go out for it

then creditsto natire pans and wonderful muic

the end

that was wonderful

it moved me and helped me feel more ppsitie

its warm and moving and positive and clean and wholesome and bright

i loved the animation and colors and the voices were great

it has real heart and feels and is full of hope and light

its clean and wholesome and pure and full ofgoodness

Thabks my homie who likes slugs for posting this

i bought light to my day

Also there are ants that steal larve from other ant nests to use as slaves bt i don't think bees to it.

And what would a frog want with human money?

For Katy Caterpillar 2 I want her to go around gathering allies to beat the evil queen bee and free he hive, she gets some slug who have a network of animals and they launch a battle against the hive but gotta fight the bee servants to free em. In the end, Katy aces the queen bee but Mother Nature gives her an arm cannon that fires acis that melts the evil queen away and and she becomes the new queen who rules kindly. Also its a 128 bit game and flight thing like Robotech Battlecy on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, Xbox and PS2 whee you play as Katy or other members in different levels and battle bees and tose enslaved by bees who and after eating em, you can use em and play as em in other missions as the queen is enslaving others to epand her empire.

The Apartment Review

 Note; i spell like tommy wiseau

The Apartment

this is my review on The Apartment from the dustant fitie year to john wilkes booth f 1960(60 years before Transformers Super God Masterforce)'

Its directed by Billy Wilder who did Five Graves to Cairo/Double Indemnity/Sunset Boulevard/Ace in the Hole/The Seven Year Itch/Some Like It Hot/Avanti!

It stars Jack Lemmon from Some Like It Hot/The China Syndrome/J FK/Grumpy Old Men/96s Hamlet/The Simpsons/97s 12 Angry Men/99s Inherit the Wind/Tuesdays with Morrie, Shirley MacLaine from Around the World in 80 Days/Irma la Douce/Steel Magnolias/butt f==kin Glee, Fred MacMurray from Double Indemnity/The Swarm, Ray Walston from 1980: Popeye/Fast Times at Ridgemont High/1992 Of Mice and Men/Addams Family Reunion/My Favorite Martian the movie/My Favorite Martian the series/70s The Incredible Hulk/Little House on the Prairie/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Eerie, Indiana/Touched by an Angel, Jack Kruschen from The War of the Worlds/Seven Ways from Sundown/60s Cape Fear/cLintock!/Dragnet/The Rifleman/60s Batman/-The Rockford Files/70s The Incredible Hulk-Little House on the Prairie/The A-Team/Full House/Matlock/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, David Lewis from Cleopatra Jones, Edie Adams from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad WorldUp in Smoke/Designing Women, Hope Holiday who jerry lewis j=rked off at from Li'l Abner 1959/Irma la Douce, Joan Shawlee from From Here to Eternity/50s A Star Is Born/50s A Farewell to Arms/Some Like It Hot/The Rifleman/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Irma la Douce/Willard 1, Naomi Stevens from The Twilight Zone60s /Valley of the Dolls/The Flying Nun/The Shakiest Gun in the West, Johnny Seven ()like ben 10 or kevin 11?) from On the Waterfront/The Greatest Story Ever Told, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons, Hal Smith from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/Leave It To Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/The Addams Family/Get Smart/Green Acres/Little House on the Prairie/Fantasy Island/Highway To Heaven/Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree/1967 The Jungle Book/Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day/Fantastic Planet/The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore/Mickey's Christmas Carol/An American Tail/1991 Beauty and the Beast/The Huckleberry Hound Show/The Bugs Bunny Show/Davey and Goliath/The Flintstones/The Yogi Bear Show/The Jetsons/Space Angel/The Magilla Gorilla Show/The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo/The Road Runner Show/Gumby/Scooby Doo, Where Are You!/The Tom and Jerry Show/A Flintstone Christmas/Halloween Is Grinch Night/What's New, Mr. Magoo?/The Scooby Doo Show/Yogi's First Christmas/Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You?/Yogi Bear's All Star Comedy Christmas Caper/The Smurfs/The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show/The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries/Sesame Street/DuckTales/Garfield: His 9 Lives/The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/TaleSpin/Darkwing Duck/Rugrats/Bonkers/Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp(with the thiccest blone, Eve)Zelda's Adventure on Pillips CD-I, Willard Waterman from 1950 Father of the Bride/Mister Ed/My Favorite Martian/1963 Dennis the Menace, David White from 1962 The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Rockford Files/1981 The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team, and some not on bavk door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, soy boy, banana crammer, cripple nipple, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, gender offender, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, wjo surprisingly admits Rodney king was a drunk maniac when the cops brought it to him, huh, i was expecting them to say he was a victim or something. drunk drivers deserve public execution for all the damage they do.

I never saw this b4 but billy wilder is uaially good

after title and crediuts we get soviet new York and it says how many oeople there and in 59 and this guy who work on insuance and his company has more people than some citys

he stays back at the office as he has issues with his apartment and we see theres a couple staying there during the day and leaving at 8

he leaves with his gf and she lives in the Bronx and he brings dames to b0ne there but is married

main guy comes back and a chic sed she heard things in there and he cleans up the b0ning guys mess

the b0ning guy comes back and gets his bimbos shoes and sez he's gonna put in a good word for him at the company

i tink hes using his apartment for letting guys b0ne in irt, he's wh=ring it out, like gut's dad to that bad black guy in brserk

main guy gets all he liquor bottles and this jeweish guyants his body to experiment on after it dies thinking he's tough

main guy watches tv incluing grand hotel and a montage of westerns as he eats a tv dunner and has a beer a wait its an add and he turns it off from too many adds

wait til he see youtube

so later he gets a call and thus guy wants to use his lace to b0ne a marlun Monroe look a like and main guy dont wanna but is talked into it cuz the guy is at the company

he leaves a note not too loud the neighbors are complaining an leavesas the guy and his bimbo come by and he told the bimbo its his moms place and they go to b0ne for 30 mins as the jewish guy sez "mildred! hes at it again!~"

main guy jack lemmon is out on a brnch in the parkas his boss is spilling his male gender fluids on his bed

the next day he goes to work and shirly mcloon is there and cur her hair and has no colds but the average new yorker has 2.5 a year and thinks it means others get it for her

thats not how it works

he goes to his job and calls his boss saying he left the wring key and needed to come in at 4 am and got a cold being oytside and boss sez hes putting in a good word

he sucks a thermomitor and a guy gives him his key and gves him another for boss

he calls his boss and sez he needs to use his own home to rest and needs to reschedual, then calls the guy he took the place of to reschedual then the next guy for that place

they get back to him and ite sorted ou and he goes and talksshirly mcloon andhas a nice moment

he talks with a hiher up who sez theres a guy b4 who was popular and tey aided his place with vice squad

he sez he was giving his key for banquets when told his apartment key is passed around but but higher up sez i word of this leaks out it might f the company

boss is fred macmurrey and his kid calls to say he had no cavitys and jack sez he wont do it again

freddy tries to give him tickets but jack dont get what he wants and eventually sees he wabnts his apartment an sez he;s exectutie material andthe jack gives him his address

he hears a chick say she wenr to a dinks apartment with her but buddy and jack goes to shirly mcloon to invie her to the music man the movie orb play or w/e and he reveals he knows everything of her, height, weight, sin , health, address, and other thins like a stalker

she sez she has a guy but its not srs or w/e and then shes at dinner with fred who had a thing with her when his woman was away and cheeted on her even though his three sons wont approve

he wants to dump his wife and son to be with this office 5kank and she wants him but office people come by and i think 1 sees em and they go back to the apartment to b0ne

jack stays out and she dont come and when he gets to work the next day he got a pronmotion

jack dont wanna let them b0ne in his apartment anymore and his fellow higher guyswanna keep b0ning in his place and ay they made him and can break him

fred boss comes in and sends the guys out ut wants to keep b0ning in his place andjavk gives him his womas mirror she left bhind and boss fred wants a key  for him to b0ne in his place

also jack sez it woyl be unfair to ditch his wie and fred evnys jack fo being a bathelor and b0ning anyone even though he has a wife who loves im and is greedy and lusty

then its an xmas partyand people make out and its 6 weeks later and jack was avoiding shirly mcloon and he understands she had another guy

his blonde worker hints she knows shirly mcloon is b0ning the boss and not montana max or his diverse reboot monty n=gro

javk has a hat and wants to date shirly mcloon but shes not in the mood but jack talks of boss fred and not fed fuchs even thogh he f--ks her and she sees he xmas card with bosses fam

he sees her mirror and notices its broken and realizes se is the bosses wman and when the boss's wife calls he seems off

jack leaves anda a guy wants to b0ne in his home bu he looks at him and leaves

jacks given up on life abd goes t a bar ad drnks and smokes which is fatal and a broad wants him bu he don't care

i jokes when watching this hat jack would shoot te plce up, but not it seems its more than a joke

broad sez castro is an a55 hole and she wrote to castro of coviet cuba and her husband is in jail or dopinga horse as a jickey which means hes a midget and probably eaung tapeworms to say thin

she wants to heet on her man cuz hes in jail and a midget and fll f tapeworms like krillin in dbz and he dont got a free apartment to b0ne in

in the b0ningt pit apartment shirly mloon is bummed cuz i tihink bos fred was b0ning other secretatoes and he wont divorce his real wife cuz its xmas

she got his a record for xmas and thwy'd keep it here and he gies her 100 $ to buy something and its like he's paying for butt stuff

he has to get home and trim te tree and she thinks she was paid for and he sez dont think ike that and leaves her

she puts on music and crys and leaveswait shes in the bathroom anfnoices the sleeping pills  and gets a glass of water

i yhought she was gonna suicide, imagine if ahe hung herald or too a machine guy and blew her head apart

n the bar the ack dances with the castro hatr and the barkeep sends em out

cuz its lte enuff he goes to his apartment and she ez her man is 5'2 and 99lbs like a chiwawa which she's probably b0ned too

they go in and he sez hes a s=xpot and proised his body to a university which will probably use it for rituals and/or b0ning

he puts on the record and goe in his room nd sees shirly mcloon there and tells her she s=cked and get out but eventually realizes shesdead

he holds her and ez "oh shirly mcloon, you were the only one i eve lovd, and now ur dea! I'll make ure wel always be together!" then starts eating her!!

jk really he gets a neighbor r andsends the castro hater out who's mad she didnt get f'd by him

dr gets her to barf out the pills ad the jak finds the a55 i mean the note she eft ad dr injects her with liquid autism or something

dr is told he left to get anoer dame and came back to find her after a fight

dr smacks her around and gets ger smelling salts and gives her a warm drink and tells her she took pills and hi name dr dreyfuss like the guy the frech tried to frame as the French are evil

Jack gets dr ewish not to report it but he sez be a real man and javk sez there was no note

the next day this he brew hag sez there was noise all night and she runs a respecavble bulding

jack calls boss fred whos with his son who wants to put flys in a toy rocket and see if tey breed

jack calls ad wants him to come by but he can't and javk ez he kept boss outta it and ued a dr he knows to help suicide attempt shirly mcloon and boss can't come nor anna read the suicide note

sirly macloon akes up and wants to go hime but jack wont let her as he dont want her committing seppuku and hides his shaving razor

jak goes to jewish dr's place for food and wife heard from her man and hates da jack but helps the dame

she wants to call her relative but he wont let her and dr wife comes in and feeds her and comforts her iddishly

the note was the 100$ bill and she wants frd to get it and goe son about her cr-ppy love lie with her 1st kiss being in a graveyard to smoke and she kept falling in love woth thr wrong gets and theres3

she came to new York and spells bad so typing dont work and works as an elevatr dame and whines about beinf fouled up which is tv censorship for f==ked uo

also, i type bad and no oe cares

they play cards and he wins and he dont care and wants to write a note to her bosses wife but he ses she cant spell

one of his workers comes by with a broad and he wants to b0ne and he tells co worker to go and co worker understands and wants to do 4 people b0ning but outside the bmbo wants to ome in and b0ne and the jewish drs woman sees her

jack sens him out and he sees its shirly mcloon and he sees her and she wants the window opened and is bummed and he he sez its a 1 story drop and she'd only break a leg

the next after xmas boss fred tells blond chick she's fired and its revealed they were b0ning and she listens in o the call and jack offers him the 10$ and wants him to talk to shirly mcloon

he leaves her alone with the guy who drove her to suicde and goe sout for pizza like a ninja turtle

fred ants to go back to beign with her and she sez she never met him loved hi or took the pills but he wants to have her still

blne secresty calls boss freds wife and wants to meet for lunchand levesafter tells boss fred she made a personal call

jack comes in and hears his lan lady smells gas and he comes in to find she forgot to light the stove as she dont know its a cr-ppy stove with several steps like an oven with bake and broil when no one uses broiol and it only adds an exra step and you leave the pizza in the oven for 20 mins, go to get it and its frozen

she ants to go and he sez they need 48 hours to get the pills outta her system and he sez he was gonna ear his gun over a girl and dnidn;t know how to and accidently shot hself in the leg when the gun went off when a cop stopped him for ba parking

the girl had 4 kids and 20 exta lbs which is not much, toud exepecther to be like a 400lb thicc blonde like on onlyfans

at work the guys talk of howjack was with Shirley mcloon and an italiano wants help to find his sister or w/e and he comes in to fidn shirly as his sister in law and hes cooking inner for em

dr comes in and brother in law finds she took pills and beats up jack and leaves

the ack goes to the work and plans to tell boss hes gonna get the shirly an has shades for covering his black eye but finds boss's wife left him after his blonde secretary outed him and boss gets the shrilly mcloon

jak is an exectutive and gets perks liek a specil bathroom and not the kind cripples get to pop so it dont go everywhere

he meets shirly mcloon and claims he as using boss and it was his plan to get ahead in the company

they go teir seperate ways and later boss is gonna use his apartment to b0ne shirly mcloon but he don wanna

he tells jack he can be out if he dont comply which is a workplace violation and he thos him  key but its the executive key and hes done at that place

its new years eve and he's going and dr jewish comes by and wants ice and wants to stay in touch but dont charge him for the trratment of the chick which isn't realistic

at a party da boss ffed wants to go to soviet Atlantic city to b0ne the shirly mcloon and sez its jacks fault for not letting him use his apartment to jam his b0ner into the broad he wants

she sees jack is the right guy an don wnna be withthe fred mcafrica nd diteches him

also this is is b/w and in really widescreen with balck bars on a rectangle tv

she uns home annot her home but jacks hoem and hears a pop but its jack with abottle of champagn and 

imagine if he as opening the champaign bottle and looked into it as it went off and it went in his eye and into hsi brain?!

they play cards and the jack sez he loces the shirly mcloon and they start getting undressed

the end

that was well made

its got a lot of lust and b0ning but never onscreen

it starts seeming light and un but gets dark with suicide and adulrty and other evil

i never saw it before but i didn't know where this was going, but i new he wasn't gunna eat his gun cuz 60-s movies dont do that

manga often does but that came later

good acting and the music works and its got goo b/w despite eing in widescreem

one of the blodes i here actually OD's after eating a lot of pills cuz she was bummed

i thought the 50s were a more wholesome time like happy days bt this was deviant like grease with John Travolta trying to b0ne Olivia newton john wayne gacy

its a well made movie but has little morals and he throws aay a good job for a woman who b0ned a lot

he got sh-t on the whole time and took the hit for everyone who hated him

Like in The Bible, but less honoranle

actually The Bible is full of murder and demon worship and adulryty

and not only the bad guys

but History is not G rated

kinda surprised it got past the hays code

i was thinking when he went home after the boss got the girl i remembered that Beavis and Butt Head clip where Beavis said after he didn't get the chik: I'm gonna live this house and sp=nk my m=nkey the rest of my life!

Its not bad but ony appears clean by not showing the b0nig while if you pay attention its actually quite deviant

like Starship Troopers being more than a fun bug movie but a dark fascist dystopia

For The Apartment 2 I want them to be living in this slum and struggling after the boss spread work he stole his woman and used his last apartment for a lust pit. So now thy eat rats and pidgeons and dead hobos an live in a shack made of tracsh in the dump. Eventually after she cant take it and tries to eat the gun, but screws up and blows off half her face, he goes on a revenge thig and tarts a rampage throu new York fueled by pure anger built up for years of being sh=t on. he work his way through the lower slums and to the office area and takes people out and eats them for protein and gets to his office and take out all the co workers, then to his bosses home to end him, as he knows where they live from memorizing their cards. Also its an 8 bit run and gun like Contra on Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes and GB, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as him and bust through levels in new York and the final level is the underground city where the boss summons his demon he made a pact with to get success and you gotta take out his swelling up flesh areas that burst when hit enough and then he splits inside out and dies.

A Corner In Wheat Review

 Note: i spell bad but whole wheat food s=cked

A Corner In Wheat

This is my review on A Corner In Wheat from the distant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1909 (100 years before Robotech)

Its diected by the am azing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America.

It stars Frank Powell from nothing else I saw, James Kirkwood from Santa Fe, Linda Arvidson who was Griffiths wife, from n othing else I saw, Gladys Egan from nothing I saw, Henry B. Walthall from The Birth Of A Nation/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll, Grace Henderson from nothing i saw, W. Chrystie Miller from Judith of Bethulia.

I saw this b4 and its based on a story by Frank Norris who did the book that became Greed, but I never read anything from him.

after title we see farmers with a bag of Wheetand scooping it up and dumping it down

he carries it off and another guy brings a bag and they go pn past the guys wife and across the field

ai i think they are placnting the wheat seedsas a horse plow goies by after enm even though is after wm

the wheat kig engenieers the creat corner and i assume hes like the rat king like in ninja turtles with apriol being b0ned by shredder

wheat king comes up with an idea and tells his guys and gets ecited

in the wheat pit whch is this stock market, these people scramble and fight and cr-p

1 guy keels over and 1 guy who was ruined was told "get it in the pit whre i got it"

the wheat king is a success and his droogs celrbrate but he tells 1 scared guy i think the ruined guy by the martket, the line b4 and sends him off

then its the gold of the wheat where the successful guys and wheat king have a fancy meal or win e or w/e 

then its the Chaff of the wheat where brwat is more expensive  cuz of the higher price of flower and people pay more but  smome cant afford t and go with out

the rich party and there's a line for bread like the Soviet Union

1 farmer fron b4 comes ack and dont got the ough for his woman who's sad

the hih price of bread cuts into the bread fund andsoon theres no bread and the people suffer

the wheat king does well and hm and his droogs go to the wheat elevators in the wheat plant and looks aroud

he gets a note and is revealed yo be mr w j Hammond and is revealed to have ownership of da hole wheet market and got 4 million $ in 1900s money

hhe's happy but the others leave and he slips anf falls in a wheat chute

the unwashed masses rise uo and are rioting at the bread shop and the cops qhash the rebellion like in Nobunaga's Ambition on Game Boy

So he Wheat King is berried alive in the Wheat chute from black wheat covering him, but i think he could have climbed the wheat like Knuckles jumoing in oil ocean or Sandopolis in Sinic

the droogs leave and can't fid him and wonder whwre he went but in th wheat place they drag gis body up and he's in the shadow realm or captured or another dimension or w/e they cebsor him beaing dead as

then the farmer on the farm plants whest w/o horses as a thing on how he had to sell it

then they tnt it to ake it getting dark and show how he'sworking dawn to night like in Birth Of A Naytion how the indentured servents worked fro  6-6 wiyth a 2 hour break

had he had laves he might have been richer

the end

that wasn't bad

its simple and abridges a novel or w/e that was part of te trilogy of Wheat that Norris died b4 he finished

good acting and you feel what the characters feel accurately

good filming and eiting and it shows what happens when certain kinds get too much power

the Soviets liked it i tin cuz of the brad lines but while some thi k its capitalism, its seem more with communism

and i think the monopoly owned by the Wheat King was a tink of j d rockafeler and his oil empire

it could be a thing today on Disney or the film actors guild which owns all outlets and is the only way in the main thing unless you wanna be an outlier like the 4Kids acors who the unio wont let work with the 80s turtles actors

its a good film and kinda primitive but works as its from 1909 and things were getting started

glad i rewayched it

and its under 15 mins

For A Corner In Wheat 2 I want the farmers to form a union to try to have more rules to keep things from going bad, but it gets out of control and oppresses thing and makes the bad happen again from being too far in the other direction ins=stead of balance. Also the farmer from the 1at movie has enough and uses his dads civil war items to wack the unio bosses above him andrise to be the new leader so he can make choices to  lead to the unionlosing power and becoming weakened enough to be disbanded. Also its a 16 bit Action Game like Castlevania on Sega Genesis, Sns, TF16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the faemer and take on union bosses who devolve into daemons as they are into the occult and yu use magic weaons from your dads time in the Knights Of The Golden Circle in the Civil War. Also is making decisions as you rise up and if you choose the options that lead to the union weakening, you get the good ending.

The Musketeers Of Pig Alley

 Note: I spell Kosher

The Musketeers Of Pig Alley

This is mt review on The Musketeers Of Pig Alley from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson of 1912(110 yeas befre Robotech II The Sentinels and Soylent Greenm)

Its directed by D W Griffith who dod A Corner in Wheat/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America

It stars Elmer Booth from nothing else Ive seen, bada55 Liillian Gish from The Scarlet Letter/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birrth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Clara T. Bracy from Judith of Bethulia, Walter Miller from mothing i saw, Alfred Paget (not ph) from Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance and The Tender Hearted Boy (which makes me feel more light reading the title), John T. Dillon fro nothing else I've seen but was also in The Tender Hearted Boy (Which softens my heart), Madge Kirby from nothing else I saw, Harry Carey from Judith of Bethulia/The Trail of '98/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Duel in the Sun/Angel and the Badman/Red River, Robert Harron from The Tender Hearted Boy The Tender Hearted Boy(as the title character)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie, W. C. Robinson from The Tender Hearted Boy(awww)Judith of Bethulia, Adolph Lestina from Orphans of the Storm, Jack Pickford from nothing i saw, Gertrude Bambrick from Judith of Bethulia, Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Sadie Thompson, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia, Donald Crisp from, the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Valley of the Giants/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Mary Of Scoitland\da 30z Mutiny on the Bounty/Red Dust/Svengali/broken blossoms/intolerance/The Birth Of A  Nation/The Avenging Conscience/The Viking, Frank Evans from nothing I've seen, Dorothy Gish from Judith of Bethulia/Orphans of the Storm/20s Ben-Hur, Walter P. Lewis from The Tender Hearted Boy(how kind)/Tol'able David, non italisno Antonio Moreno from Judith of Bethulia/Creature from the Black Lagoon/Saskatchewan/The Searchers, J. Waltham from nothing else ive seen inclusind The Tender Hearted Boy, and some guts not on wikipefoa

i saw this b4 and its kind of the 1t gangster film

after title an a few names we hear its soviet new York's other side with a poor musician trying to improve, and his woman is Lillian Gish! WIN!!!

also his mom i thik is a cripple or geezer or something and gish says bye to him as 2 guys lurk outside

she goes in to cry and tak care of her mom or his mom or something and goes out to meet snapper kid the head of the musketeer of pig ally whos a gangsterwho comes onto her but she ights him off

gish was pretty bada55, I can see Go Nagai liking her as he likes pretty girls who kick a55

gish goes otu with a bundle of cr-p and ki snapper , which sounds like a yuioh card, goes somewhere

mom or w/e the cr-pple is lay in a chair and gish returns and she's dead i think

in this new York slum is a lot of people as a morass of morality and the musketeers, which is a gang, gather as the musician returns with money from working hard for it, and metts them

he goes on and they follow him and he heads homebut they beat him out and jack his cash and book it

musician comes in an d gsh tends to him  and he ants to retriecve his jacked dough so he goes out

he checks a bar and goes out to pig alley for cr-p

gish's homie a chick comes by and brings her out to cheer her up lke in Sailor moon but she dont get b0ned by all the guys shes dating like Sailor Venus dating tigers eye and hawks eye at the same tme and wanting to do nude modeling for 1

the gang guys smoke and have a damce and gh and her home come by andare right next to the gang guyswho wach her

she and i tin her musician have a drunk at a table and he shows her a pitire or note or w/e and this gang guy kid snapper grabs something gish holds but wait its her drink and he nearly backhands musician uta shaved head guy stops him

gish goes off and we hear fearing the big boss makes em fight outside ad they walk around andstand in the dance floor cockily before walking out

miscician talks with guys and te gang guys go by musicians home and smoke b4 going to the bar nex door

musician i think and some guys walk on and the gang leaves the bar and the musician guys go out of te party and wind up going to the bar

wait the husband is not the guy and its a rival angster who according to back door wikipeda, was trying to drug her but the robber stopped him by throwing the drink

in the alley the gang waits and the other gang leaves the bar and gets to the alley

they see each other and sneak around and pull guns and run around and 1 group hides behind cr-p as the others come near

then in an instant, they jump out and open fire and the area fills with smoke like Bith Of A Nation  and they waste each other

musician comes by and sees a guy i think the one who took his money, and  takes back his stolen money and books it

the cops swarm in and bust the gang members as snapper i think fights 1 off and runs

musicianand gets home and has his money backand hish i happ

snapper runs to gishes place ad gets in as they dont lock the door andthey talk and he nearly backhands her but dont and leaves

he bumps into the cop who arrests him but gets cop to let him talk to gish and musician and claims beingwith then and the couple backs up his story as an alibi and he gets away with shooting up the place

cop talks with him as he sucks a faeg and leave and a hand offscreen give him money

gish and musican are happy and things worked out even though the gang war devolved into a shoot out and a bunxha guys got it, but they were crooks and surplus to requirements

the end

that was pretty good

nice story that the hayes code woulsnt approve and th bad guy gets away but might turn good

its got a good message of helping those who wronged you and its kinda Biblical

the bad guy isn't too bad and helped her and they iced a worse guy and it had good buildup and action and the walk toward the fight was good

its under 20 mins and tells a good story and has goo caharactes and acting

glad i saw it, its a good step in the griffish rising

For The Musketeers Of Pig Alley 2 i want there to be a rising gang war and gish and musician are statyin g of of it but aid the kid snapper a few times and gotta stay out of the scene to avoid being wacked. also its a 16 bi to down game like Shadowrun on Sega but on Sega Geneiss, Snes, TG16, Arari Jaguar and GBA where you do missions as Gish and get info on the rival gangs.

Bad Girls Review

 Note: i spell bad but not girly

Bad Girls

This is my review on Bad Girls from the distant future year of 1994 (20 years before Robotech The Macross Saga)

Its directed by Jonathan Kaplan who did nothing I saw

It stars Madeleine Stowe from 1992 The Last of the Mohicans/12 Monkeys/The General's Daughter/We Were Soldiers/Little House on the Prairie, Mary Stuart Masterson from Benny & Joon/Five Nights at Freddy's the movie/Blue's Clues/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Andie MacDowell from Groundhog Day/Four Weddings and a Funeral/Multiplicity/2011 Footloose/30 Rock, Drew Barrymore from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Wayne's World 2/butt f--kin Batman Forever/The Wedding Singer/Ever After/Never Been Kissed/Titan A.E./Charlie's Angels/Donnie Darko/Freddy Got Fingered/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/50 First Dates/Saturday Night Live/1986 Babes in Toyland/Bill Nye the Science Guy/Olive, the Other Reindeer/The Simpsons/Family Guy/The Eric Andre Show, James Russo from Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Joan of Arcadia/Numb3rs, James LeGros from Enemy of the State/Big Miracle/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Robert Loggia from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Ninth Configuration/Psycho II/80s Scarface/Oliver & Company/Independence Day/Smilla's Sense of Snow/Independence Day: Resurgence/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Murder, She Wrote/Frasier/The Outer Limits/Touched by an Angel/Malcolm in the Middle/Curb Your Enthusiasm/The Sopranos/Monk/Family Guy, Dermot Mulroney from 90s Angels in the Outfield/About Schmidt/Star Trek 2009/Big Miracle/Star Trek Into Darkness/Tomorrowland/Jurassic World/Star Trek Beyond/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/The Batman/American Dad!/The Eric Andre Show, Jim Beaver from Turner & Hooch/Geronimo: An American LegendAdaptation./The Life of David Gale/Father Dowling Mysteries/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/Home Improvement/Unsolved Mysteries/That '70s Show/Star Trek: Enterprise/The West Wing/Monk/Crossing Jordan/Law & Order: LA/Mike & Molly/Young Sheldon/B Positive, Nick Chinlund from Eraser/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Harry Northup from Taxi Driver/The Silence of the Lambs/The Manchurian Candidate, Rodger Boyce from No Country for Old Men, Cooper Huckabee from Little House on the Prairie/The General's Daughter/Space Cowboys, Beulah Quo from The Bill Cosby Show/The Incredible Hulk 80s show/Chicago Hope/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and some guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, soy boy, frooty booty, Sodom bottom queer as a deer with a steer in its rer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, wikiepdia who think global warming is real but Moses and Solomon ain't

i never saw this b4 but i like 90s films

after creits of this chick playing around with a guy and they go to b0ne this parade of Moral People truies t get rid of the h00kers and drinks and gamblers

in the saloon a guy beats on a h00ker but this chick tells him off and when he draws she caps him and the Moral guys come after her for shooting the colonel

so they're gonna string her up but her h00kersride in like Klansmen in Birth of a Nation and 1 on a wagon and save her and skip town to adventure musvic

1 chick is at her butt buddys grade ater he bit it from cholera and talks to it

The pinkertons come after em and work for the wife of the guy who she iced as she wants revenge and is a nasty old hag who's so bad in bed her man had to resort to b0ning 5kanks and paying for secks, like buying pizza when your woman made some for you and s=cked at it

the h==kers fix the wagon that had wjeel issues the horses run off with it and theres a chase scene where this blonde rides up on a horse jumps on the cart and takes the reigns

this seems like a Go Nagai thing with tough chicks who get b0ned being bada55

at night the chicks dont wanna go to another saloon and 1 has a claim  for property and her and her man were gonna start a sawmill but didn't think she could do it herself but now has chicks to di it with em as new schools and aloons and buildings need limber i mean lumber

1 chick has 12 000$ saved up and they figger they can do it, but since this is after lincon damaged America, they don't have indentured servants anymore

in daytime the evil pinkertons who went after the right honorable Jesse James Esquire hunt the chicks

the chicks are bathing in a pond and notice a uy is there and 1 comes out in the nude like cutey honey and gets him at gunpoint

he gives her a wanted poster and its for her and hes a prospector and sez he needs money but wont turn em in and wants to ride with em but she sez no

he goes off and sez the unkertons are after em and the chick ditch the wagon anduse horses to go to Texas which is never Soviet like California or oregan

1 goes to buy a dress and is tld a woman like her would be better shipping i mena shopping elsewhere

later she has a dress anit shows her shoulder which is too hot for some countries like the ones with a wicked god who had em remove the crotch of both genders

she asks a guyfor a dinner and a chick sez she dont gotta wh-re herself at the 1st guy but she sez she wanted to eat

1n chick goes to the back to close her accoynt and sez she dont have a bank book froma  fire and sez to get her signature she signed

the pnkertons come for em and 1 chick tells money chick  and they go but the pnkertons get em and this scuzzy guy gets a pnmkerton at gun to the head and scuzzo and his droogs rob the ank and recognizes her and tells the banker to give her the money that she puts in her t-ts and he makes out with her pen mouth b4 the chicks leave

scuzzo steals her money and sez you know where to find me andbooks it and the hiks leave but the money one falls off her horse  or wait i miht no be and the others leave her and the banker gets her and has a guy deputized and gets a posse together to get back the money

caught chick is put in a cell andthe schuzz gang raes off and this is in widescreen with color thats nice and bright like in the 90s

she treys seducing the guard andsez she dont look like a crook and asks to eb let go but he sez he wants to but cant and she asts sad

th hicks tlk of getting the caught chick saved and going to get the mney back from scuzzo who took her bucks for gettingher to come see him and he'd free the chick for fun

cauht chick from i think groundhog day who's now a h--ker talks with guard and of French and her past and wants to teach French which is of no use as those gaijin have no souls and you're better off learning Klingon or elvish, wait thats caandian French

the chick who knows scuzzo comes by the cuzzo bae andtalks Mexican to the guard called rico afte tthe starship troopers guy and goes in to meet a geezer i thik might be Robert loggia

she sez they are gonna start a new life and use the money for it and goes in to the inner base where the scuzos see the gov is running military weapons to some group by train

she talks with scuzzo and don drink his booze and he gets b==chy over her waning her money back and she sez hes gonna have Mexican gold soon so he gives it back

he gets b--chy over her leaving him in the nght w/o saying anything an gets the whip on her nack and i mean neck and the remaining girls worry for her and 1 gos out for her

i think the prospector comes by and sees money chick on a horse all f'd out and carrys her back as shes busted up and i think got b0ned a lot and its night

he brings her to town to get trwatment andsome pinkertons talk of hanging the accused and see her and wanna find her.

they run into prospector who asks for a reward for helping them catch her and they offer 500$ for help after they catch her and sez she wa riding up wih id jarrod liek mortal kombat who was retconned in the bad emakes or revisions to have sindel be a 5kank instead of a brainwashed babe

this maruta chick uses eastern cr-p to treat money chick and she comes to

sherrif comes back an tells off guard for talking to the caught chick and he sez the chick is good and not a robber

then berrymore the blonde comes in after E T now she suck D and turns herself in for beign in the robbery andtrys seducingthe sherrif with a ow cut dress like charlies angel and shows her thighs and b00bs like a sailor moon monster in season 3

caugh chickseudces guard and the last chick tries pulling the wall off the jail with a cart but it f's out and when sheffif comes out she beats his head with a wood log

drew gets guard in jail cell and frees caught chick and they escape

n the maruta hutt the prospecter talks withthe money chck of how his dad clim was taken and got iced and he ants to avenge him

in daytime caught chick and the drew talk and caught chick sez shes not really from new orleens and is like Tommy Wiseau cuz of it and not only the long dark hair and European fair looks

the cuzzos are planning to getta big a55 gun andcaught chick is in this place with othe dames and guard comes in and she made a stew like a good housewife like Hinata or Orihime or Chichi

the money chic is resting in his bed and he storms out angry but returns and sez he was alone since his fam bt it and he should be a good host to be a real man and nt a candy a55 beta male like the brits

at night they talk of how Americas population is like 60 million but they aint here and money girl grows closer to prospector and caught chick

the next day i thnk the scuzzos ack a thinkof weapons anthe chicks ambush em and use a tnt plunger like looney toons to throw em off and a gunfight breaks out

the guard gets capped and scuzzo's men ditch himso he books it and te chicks chase him

geezer loggia dont wanna be in it bt ges capped and i think its prospector whos gonna ice him  but he spare him to use as bait or trading material a drew i think is caught byscuzzo

the broas get the gun they took from theacuzzo and its a gatling gun and 1 chick wants to leave and think they shouldn't have done thing and blames money chick

she gives water to loggia wo se z he hear of the land and its in soviet oregan and he never heard of a dame holding a claim there

she storms off from that and in the cuzzo base the drew sez shes named lilly like johnny depps malcontent daughter andher last name is larinette like lois lane and peter parker and susan storm and maxi mouns and Chelsea charms and lexi luxxxe and Minerva mink

her dad was a trick rider but after he bit it she needed to pay his debts and needed to suck d0ng for money

the scuzzos start b0ning her and chick with the claim finds her claim is useless w/o a husband and she get b--chy over it and having o pay 6 bits for is services

loggia tells of 1 of the chicks scrubbing floors at 14 and telling her cr-ppy atory and mocks prospector wanting to ice him but prospector sez hes already dad but not iced by prospector yet

latr the loggia tells prosctor about how he b0ned the guys mom  and the chicks come to find prospector capped him and sez he tried t escape

money chick asks if he untied him 1st and sends him off to go b0ne sasquatch in the klondike

claim hick returns and sez the clai is cr-p and to go get lily

the scuzzos talk with drew pickles berrymore and offer her booze and she chuggs it as they cheer as they probably j=zzed in it

they bring out moey chicks old dress and drew is in 90s undies and a slipand she takes em off and gets a red dress as the guys wanna give her a solid b0ning

she puts on the dress which provably has spurm stains andscuzzo holds her but is spit on by her

then its sb dow and the other chicks go for her

at night drew is tied up and was proably b0ned a lot and sez the only way she'd b0ne this guy is if she's dead hich is ro naecro seuxaL

then thepropspector busts in and saves her and we cut to drew coming back after sayig it was an epic battle and he saved her but they got him

then its an orange yellow sky and the chicks ride and looks cool and i'm not sure if its sun up or down

in daylight its the chicks coming to scuzzo base and its f'd out and rico is in h-ll

both succids and cicks have guns rawn and they tell scuzzo the loggia bit it and he sez prospector is alive and they offer to trade him for the gatling gun

they bring out prospector and he wants to see the gun and they bring this horsewith itas prospector is all busted upike mihael ichards after elling off those big ugly loud moth dumb a55 homies

the scuzzoids hck the gatling gunand scuzzo lets prospector alk back to her but he caps propsectorin the back and laughs

dont worry, hes gnna be ok, he ust needs some rest, theres a ospital planet nearby

scuzzo throws the mney he took and tells em to go and 1 guy offers to do stuff with drew so she caps him and it devolves into a gunfight

the gatling gun is used  and drew caps the user andv i think money chick uses it

scuzzo goes inand chick he mney'd follows and he pops up but sez hes outta bulets and she throws him 1 and he puts it in but puts his gun away, then draws it and he gets cappe by hr

so the girls regroup and killed everyone and1 guy comes out but is capped like in Sailor Moon S how that 1 last Daimon is there.

after putting propectors body uner stones they go to sherrfs ranch and wor there

he wants caught girl to stay on bt sheis gonna tell him her past and sez shes not from neworleens and dad was a rancher and the bank took it and she wanted to mrry a rich guy

he wants to be her man and she accepts andthey divide the money fom i think cat cing the scuzzoid gang and the drew and claim chick go ff to the klondike and ait the caught girl goes too

the pinkertons look for erand 1 guy sez the only female they know of is the mare which looks good now as he wants to b0ne it and they continue their journey to the west.

the end

that was pretty good

not as dark or violent as we were lead to believe

its got light colors and feels andhas tough chicks being bada55 and brave

its not super happy but its not depressing

its a lot like Go Nagai with the guy getting it and the killing and b0ning and strong tough chicks andaction and violence

its a good 90s fim and don't feel long but was 2 nd a half hours on Grit with adds

if made today it might be too preachy but this was done right

Glad I saw this one

For Bad Girls 2 I wantthe inkertons to catch her years later and have a trial and her daughter goes out to the Klondike to get the other chicks and fights sasquatch to geet the chicks back and e witnesses for capping the guy before the trial happens. Also its a 128 bit 3D game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as the daughter and go to the areas and free the chcks from sasquatches them get back in time for the trial.

Lilies Of The Field Review

 Note: I spell flowery

Lilies of the Field

This is my review on Lilies of the Field From the distant future year tod w Griffith of 1963(60 years before Roboteh II The Sentnels)

Its directed by Ralph Nelson who did Duel at Diablo/Embryo 

It stars Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Lilia Skala from Flashdance, Stanley Adams fr9m Black Patch/Breakfast at Tiffany's/60s The Twilight Zone/The Andy Griffith Show/60s The Addams Family/The Dick Van Dyke Show/60s Batman/Gilligan's Island/60s Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Dan Frazer from The Andy Griffith Show/Cleopatra Jones/The Waltons, Jester Hairston from The Alamo/To Kill a Mockingbird, Ralph Nelson from Duel at Diablol, and a bunha guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, frooty booty, gender offender, hippie stoner peta vegan tree kung fu based on lants, queer as a deep wit a steer in its rear, Wikipedia, which called the Pro Life film Unplanned a "propaganda film" but not schindlers list or 12 years a slave.

I never saw this b4 but sudney is usually good and its based on a novel i never read by William Edmund Barrett

Sidney won the Oscar for this and was the 1st openly black guy to win one, back when it meant something an they didn't just give it to the most disenfranchised guy

after logo and credits nd title of Sydney driving across a wasteland, he stops and checks his car then goes on

he comes to this place with white chicks as nuns and maybe farmers like a Go Nagai thing anhe needs water for his car

the nuns say the Creator sent a strong man as he pumps the water thing and he sez he's passing through

after filling his cars a55 he drives off and they walk after him to horror music, jk its upbeat music

he checks his wallet and goes back andsez he can work for a day if it pays

they are European men i mena women and they thin he's german cuz he's homer smith and they thin its Schmidt as i guess hes one of th black germans

he goes to fix the roof andgets his tools an apron and they are impressed by him

after working on the roof they offer him a bed but he has a car to sleep in and is finished the work and wants to go

they have him stay for dinner and they pray in german or w/e and he eatsfast and they eat slow so he finished 1st

they say they are from Germany/Austrtia/Hungaria and wanna learn English and listen to a record on how to say English things

he helps em learn English and includes a bit of black talk

later he wakes up under a cloth over his car back and a thing on a rest plan and gets dressed as a nun is there

they want him to do more things and he sez he does what he wants when he wants and they want him to eat lie a polish grandma

he goes to complain and finds they only have 1 egg and no coffee and he eats it in 1 mouth

hes gonna charge em and deduct food butis taken to a starting of a chapple and he dont wanna make it

they say they will and he sez good and is gonna leave but relents and starts work as he dont want th chics to gets f'd by the hard work

later he's teaching em English and later tries to get paid but the head nun dont get English

he gets the bible and its a huge book andhe gets his out and reads from luke of the laboror

she shows probverbs 1 4 and matthew chapter 6  2 8 2 on how the lillies of the field toil and something about Solomon

she wants him to go to mass but hes Baptist and dont go but she sez we got you and he rejects it but goes with it

later he gets his sunday best on and finds they eat after mass nd he drives em to this place and theres some Mexicans

he goes to a restaurant and orders a lot of food and wants to mix milk and meat and tals wih the mexico who works during mass and sez the nuns dont have money and came over the berlin wall and escaped the soviet union but he's teaching em English

restaurant owner sez to ignore them and leav and later the nuns invite the Sydney to talk with the priest whos not mexicao in his trailer who sez the nun sez The Creator set him and he's gonna make her a chapple

he goes on of how he wanted more and is only going through like Sydney sez

they sing bible songs and he starts to sing one but changes to another and wants em to say Amen

latr hes working and wants to leave and then drives the nuns to town what looks like the 50s

he sez bye to em and checks out some heavy machinery and a guy talsk to him about the nuns wanting him to make a chappel and they said he's their contractor

the guy grills him and he sez he's gonna mae a chappel and can do the equipmen and the guy agrees to pay him

he takes the nuns back from the bus station and checks the making place and sez they need 3x the  bricks and asks the Creator for more meat on the table

he wors on it and the nuns write a letter for asking for more money and they struggle with the words

Sydney comes back after shopping and talks with em then later they drive in the car they go to mass again and they make him go with em to Catholic Mass

they show Sydney to the Catholics and say he's not of their faith but is send by The Creator and is maing em a chapel

later Sydney is brick laying and building a wall and tells head nun he's outta bricks and boards but Nun sez The Creator will give em what they need

so they dont have the materials and when he tals with em of it they complain of how they failed cuz she had her faith in humans

he's had enough being their ndentured servant and calls her hit ler and goes off i think

so the nuns try to get along w/o him and walk to church and its the bummer part of the movie

its been 3 weeks and later Sydney comes bakcin shades with a Hawaiian shirt and tieeung the door closed with a rope

they go to church and he is told by head nun to go get breakfast and he seems kinda f'd and has eye issues maybe from a black eye or a tan

Mexico rentaurnat owner ask why he came back and he has a coke and he sez hes back to stay for the guys who wanna now

he clean up wearing pants an no shirt in col water and later the nuns bring in bricks

theres a buncha guys there to help ut Sydney sez he dont need help and sez nun prayed up a lot of bricks but only one man

so he works on it and restaurant guy comes by and sez "this is all yu did in a week? The Creator made the universe in 7 days and rested" and theres the other guys atching

he gets a birck the restaurant guy was footing on andrestaurant Mexican keeps interfering and brings a brick to help and sez if u dont want it, step over it and get another one

sysbdety uses it and the others bring bricks and bit by bit hes falling under their charm andthey work together, even the women

he complains about how he wanted to do it imself and nuns comfort him

later the nuns are talking to people and the people wanna leave but restaurant Mexico sez if Sydney leaves the whoe thing f's out

Sydney takes over and tells em how to make it work and do it right and the nn calls him hti let for beign strict and black

the machinery guy comes by and sees em cooking an animal and mixing cement with foot stomping and the chapel nearly built and not chapel from young blood who blew out his head cuz he got he aids and not from b0ning men

after getting soem done they have lunch and the guy asks where the material came rom and resatuant Mexican sez the people gave it as faith is needed

the guy wants Sydney to foreman a highway hes making but Sydney sez after this hs moving on

they get a chanelienr and later is night an the men party and women pray

Sydney dances and the chicks whine and he does the soviet thing with the squatting kicks

the next day a nun throws water in sydneys face for mixing wine and tequila

a guy i thin its yeah its the highway guy gives em bricks and Sydney wants to crush em for gravel but he sez the bricks were fired up strong

the nuns bug highwayman for more matiernalcs and later he sez howshe ants more and more and will want a hospital and school and only so much is deductible

after putting up the cross he writes in his finger homer smith in the cement and goes in to see the church

nun sez tomorrow is the 1at mas and hopes he will be in front for everyone to see

priest and Mexican restaurant guy come ina dn  priest has a real church to say mass

he sez he made a selfish prayer and the prayer came true through them and hopes to be worthy of trust

the nuns sing and Sydney seems bummed and when nun sez to do more he sez he did it

her English has improved and they go over englaish saying and sing the Amen song

he leavrs as they sing and starts packing up his stuff and drives off as the screen says Amen

then credits sowing who did what like in space balls

The End

that was quite good

great actng and musc and the story was innocent and upbeat

its pure ad clean ans posiive and has good values and heart

its in b/w and i think widescreen and is really feel good

its mild and calm and peaceful and good natured and wholesome

glad i saw this, its really a good watch

And the title being a line fro The Bible was also done in Chariots Of Fire

For Lilies of the Field 2 I want him to come to California and find a excavation of an ancient temple and help out, but as he digs he finds hieroglyphics and images of dinosaurs and uncovers creationist things. Also its a 128 bit game like Harvest Moon on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as Homer Smith and do excavation games and life simulate and  do diggings for artifacts.

Inherit The Wind Review

Note: i spell winder i mean eindy

Inherit The Wind

This is my review on Inherit the Wind from the distant fitue year to St Raspiytin of 1960 (50 years before robotech and transformers season 3 in Japan)

Its directed by Stanley Kramerwho did The difiant ones/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

it stars broken drunk Spencer Tracy ho bit it days after filming this, and was in 20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Fury/San Francisco/Captains Courageous/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Adam's Rib/Plymouth Adventure/Bad Day at Black Rock/The Old Man and the Sea/guess whos coming to dinner/Judgment at Nuremberg/How the West Was Won/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Fredric March from 31 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/1936 Mary of Scotland/1937 A Star Is Born/The Best Years of Our Lives, Gene Kelly from The Pirate/40s The Three Musketeers/An American in Paris/That's Entertainment, Part II, Florence Eldridge from 35 Les Miserables/Mary of Scotland, Dick York from The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Flintstones/Fantasy Island, Donna Anderson from The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team/Little House on the Prairie, Harry Morgan from The Ox-Bow Incident/40s Madame Bovary/Dark City/How the West Was Won/Dragnet the 8 movie/Dragnet the 60s show/M*A*S*H/The Simpsons/3rd Rock from the Sun, Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Dragnet/he Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Matlock-/Eerie, Indiana, Elliott Reid from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Paul Hartman rom nothing else i saw, Philip Coolidge from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Twilight Zone, Jimmy Boyd from nothing i saw, Noah Beery Jr. from 20s The Mark of Zorro/Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers//7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Rawhide/The Waltons/The Rockford Files/Fantasy Island, Norman Fell from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Graduate/Bewitched/Charlie's Angels/Matlock/The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Life With Louie, Hope Summers from The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/Rosemary's Baby/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Bewitched/M*A*S*H/Little House on the Prairie, Ray Teal from Sergeant York/The North Star/Captain Kidd/My Favorite Brunette/The Snake Pit/Samson and Delilah/the 1950 No Way Out/Along the Great Divide/Ace in the Hole/The Indian Fighter/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/One-Eyed Jacks/Judgment at Nuremberg/Chisum/Taggart, Along Came Jones, Renee Godfrey from Citizen Kane, Donald Elson from The Rifleman/Julius Caesar/Gremlins, Richard Deacon from Them/Blackboard Jungle/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/My Man Godfrey/The Birds/Leave It to Beaver/The Rifleman/The Dick Van Dyke Show/My Favorite Martian/The Twilight Zone/Mister Ed/The Addams Family/I Dream of Jeannie/Get Smart/The Beverly Hillbillies, George Dunn Daddy Long Legs/Joe Dakota/he Beguiled/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/The Beverly Hillbillies, Snub Pollard from Nation Aflame/40s Miracle on 34th Street/Adam's Rib/Singin' in the Rain/One-Eyed Jacks/Master of the World/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Addison Richards from The Walking Dead/Valley of the Giants/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Ten Commandments/Rawhide, Harry Tenbrook from 20s The Mysterious Island/30s Scarface/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/30s King Kong/30s The Count of Monte Cristo/Mary of Scotland/Stagecoach/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Grapes of Wrath/The Ghost of Frankenstein/40s Batman/Abilene Town/Santa Fe/Singin' in the Rain/The Quiet Man/50s Calamity Jane/Destry, Will Wright from Saboteur/Bambi/Scarlet Street/1949 Little Women/Adam's Rib/Leave It to Beaver/50s Dennis the Menace/Mr. Ed/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1962 Cape Fear, and some gus not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, candy a55, beta male, frooty booty, gender offendr, cripple nipple queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stonervregan peta teee kung f based on plants Wikipedia, which lies and wants to be paid for it.

after logo title and credits to Olde Time Religion but seeming dark and srs, this teaher starts teaching evolution to innocent children and by that i mean 20ish year old teens

he gets arrete for teahing against Creationism and the le of evolution nd the media goes mental on it

the Christians are not pleased with the money shines and wannaget people from being deceived by the lie of evolution as theres ques a lot of evidence aginzt it and more than just "God did it"

1 guy sez college applicants might not be alloed from tis sates schools in other states uz of not believing what they do as university does and 1 guy values fitting in over being True to the Creator

this bada55 lawyer is taking the prosecution and the faithful are glad

i should note that in the sovit weatern Europe they arrest people or praying and they went the wrong direction, but they also arrsst you for saying what the gv dont like, we need a 1776 2 electric boogaloo

so the evolutionist mees his gf ad they make out in the courtroom  as i guess t doubles as a jail and the think of the allged universe even though theres evidnce of a flat earth and the moon and su circle t

a reporter comes in and is eating an appl and jokes of the apple being from the ree of knowledge, like the wisdom tree, and sez hes a maryr

he wants to teach the kids that life wasny' made and started i 7 dayx, wich is like saying, i wanna teach that lincon wasn't real and made p to scare southerents

reporter sez the sunrise is an illusion and he does good things people hate and bad things people love but hes on their side

so the attack lawyer come sin and they celebrate and sign Olde Time Religion an theres a lot of Good Christians and attack lawyer was running for prez ofr something and they said they voted for him 3x like Trump

He goes on warning that trachin kids tey are just devolved animals is dangerous as we have seen where it went in the 21st century with teens beating teahers and shooting the place up and b0ning each other and animals and items

reporter sez the def lawyer is coming and is a big deal but the people wanna run him out on a rail

attc lwysrr se its good as w/o St George slaying a dragn who would remember hm?

gfs dad wants her to eat but she dont wanna leave her bf and he warns bf's a sinner and its risky to be with him

gf sez treacher loves God but dad sez ho he's got the def lawyer henry drummond like brian drummns and henry morgan taller who both uppted evil

dad prays and treus to get her to repend but shs a rebellious teen and sees hs blif as bad

this tries to make Crhsitians seem over the tp, but if you look up feminists and gender offenders, its way crazier

attack lawyer comes in andis spencer tacey whos dry and witty

1 guys has a show with a smoking chmp saying man didn't evolve from ape but ape evolved from man, which some actually support chimps coming from a more human like ancestor, and says its from the beast=ality of man that The Creator devolved it

thats kinda trye, but ti as fallen angels and their offspring making apes and pigs out of genetic filth

def lawyer meets ammenber of the accuseds class who likes him anwelome him inothis place wih a fat for the 50s womanand its a restaurant where he meets frecrich march as the atk lawyer and the team where atk lawyer sez he isagrees eith is words but defens his right to say em

so the trial is getting started andatk lawyer sez its arm and mgut get warmer and asks to remove soem clothes and they take off their coats

they get a creationist and fan of atk lawyer and trcey wants him removed for his views and he's excused and spencey whnes of calling him Col BRady as hes an honorary col in the state militia as it maes him sound better

mayer makes spencer a temp col to even it out and they interview a guy for being on the trial jury and asks him of Darwin but is allowed

the day is over from heat and judge col potter announcrs a prayer meeting but spencer whines of it and ants a sign put up Read Yuor darewin to counter the Reasd Your Bible

imagine having a pro cannibal and anti cannibal thing shown as equal? or bios euxal and necroseuxal as equal as its not right o wrong but a matter of reference? or same species and inter species?

so the people hate spencer traey and accused is bumme and ants to give u but spencer supports him and gievs his advice to keep fighting for his cause and sez if he ants to conform and go with the mainstrem he can and spencer will give up and he can be ok with people who only like him if they agree

which is how things are today with the "he identifies as a dog" groups and "dont message me/follow me if your X"

at dinenr co brady warns of the dangers of leaving the Creator and devolving into murderous haters and how the media is owned by a small minority that has a slant and holy cr-p he nail ed the 2010s and 2020s, he warned us like that G I Joe ep where Cobra buys the media an makes pro cobra anti joe shows

fat chick who i think is brady's wife, talks with  the tracey like spacey but not gacy and is his friend and wants to geta long with em

gf's dad reads the bible of Creation and asks The Creator to smite the evolutionist but gf says no and dad offers to ask Him to smite his kid but Brady sez show mercy and go home

gf is bummed her dad wants her to go to h-ll and brady comforts her

i guess the dad going too far was like beast machiens wit Opimus Primal going too far to show the dangers of it, as Brady is kind and comforting

brady goes by tracey in a rocking chair and reminices with him abut ther past friendship but tracy oved away from him by standing still like going furter and further left to promote inbreeding and necromance as same love, but Brady sez he dont wanna leave the Creator

spacy jr says he wanted this toy an his rents ave u for it but it broke and it eas cr- and he sees fsith like that

so in trial a boy in class describes what accused said about eviltion and how there was no life, then cells then fish and frogs and reptiles and haumns

but for seucxal reproduction you need a male and female, and for he 1st of both to happen in the same place at the same time and live to aulthood and be able to breed and have viable offspring and them to survive and breed, seems quite unlikely

plus theres fossils found of horses or w/e and dinoaurs in the same layer of rock

so brady goes on about he Bible and pspacy talks ofreading the book by Darwin and asks if the teen if the book is wrong

to be fair, some countries ban books, like ussr, and china and cuba and Australia, and Canada and England and Germany and other cr-ppy places

spacy asks if he was harmed by hearing the book and teensez hes ok, but imagine if i injected a guy with aids and the next week hes like "im ok now" not nowing the long term path of harm it takes

he asks the kid if his faith was shaken or if he believed everything the accused said an he wasn't sure on the latter and when he asks if tractor or phones were evil cuz they wernet in the bible, brady asks if right means anything but he sez no

they argue over spacy trying to ut the law on trial like twith an obscenity case he triked the jury to think it was only in their mind anspacy sez he dont eant medieval junk in the constitution

so gf is called up and its revealed accused left the church cuz this 13 year ol boy came to look at his microscope and not is weeener, but he drowned in a swimming accuident, but dad said cuz he wasn't baptied he went to h-ll, and this busted up the accused and he blamed the church

brady sez the accused went astray and traqcy sez him being astray is opinion and has it wiped from the record

they go on about stuff accused said against the bible, which nowadays would be against some historical alleged eventthat is exaggerated and misinterpteted and if you dont believe it, you are evil

she breaks down and spacy dont uestion her as accused wuld pleade guilty and he dont want her pressed further

the procecution rests and spacy wants to  bring up egghea pop science nuts who probably upport selectie breeding as it was common back then like tommy douglass in soviet Canada

the court rules that zoology is no relavent to the case but tracyb wants to explain evolution so the jury believes what he wants but its denied and so is other nerds

he wants to gve up and thinks the case is deided ike with Eichmann and sez if this continue this way, it'll lead to book burnings and forcing faith on everyone an turn Catholic against prodistant and goes on a loud tirade

judge has enough of his cr-p and holds him in contemopt  an the people offer to pay his bond so dog the bounty hunter dont lay the smack own on his fat a55

at night a mob comes down singing Glory Glory Hallelujah about stinging up the evolutionsit and rpotrer comes in saying make made The Creator when looking at the stars when apes and things are devolving

the next day spacy sez sorry and they forvve him as Jesus said to and spacey sez he wants to use the Bbile as evidence and calls Col Brady as a witness

he asks Brady if he read the origin of speices and he sez no but is asked hwo does he know its bad if he never saw it

theres objection and he sez its meant fo the bible andthe objection is sustained and they go on the Bible where spacy sez it otta be read iterally, but the bible uses slang fro the era

the eye of the needle the camel has to go through was actually a gate in the ity you had to unload the camel to get through

alo some say Jonah in the belly of the fish was a saying of being out on the ater w/e light

he goes on about th sun sopping in Joshua and specy goes on about but the earth stopping spinning meant the planet is f'd

but if you go flat earth then the sun goes around the earth above the filimant

then gos on about Cains woman but asks hwre she came from, but in some eacheings says adam and eve had other kids like luluwa which hs a yugioh car based off

then spacy goes on about the historical figures having offspring and asks him of b0ning and when he sez b0ning is sin(only utside of marriage)

spacy sez knolege is more important than Holy thigns in The Bible(Who do you think made the knolenegde?) and goes on a speech like 60s law and order about ho you gain and sacrifice things like flying makes birds seem less good and they otta abandon faith, but if we can, why did The Creator give us reason and thought? and why not let the accused think?

spacy asks of a rock claimed to be billions of years old but Brady sez its a few thousand and says the earth was made October 23 4004 bc and spacey asks about how long the at day was as there was no suna dn goes an inch at a time saying it could be 2 hours then 30 the a week the nmothh the year then  millions of years

thats the slippery slope

so he goes on asking oif The Creator told Darwin what to say and goe on a clash of if Brady is a prophet and suggest if they have a law saying only Darwin can be taught and holy cr-p they arned us!

eventually BRady kinda crascks a bit an goes on about his beliefs and court is over andfat wife brings back to the hotel

later gf comes by bradys place and sez hes a fake and gets slapped by wife

gf sez he tricked her with her testimony andthinks hes evil for going against her and wife sez hes just a guy andmakes mistakes and isn't a saint of demon but when he comes out she hates him and leaves

he sez winning the case will be a monument or the nation wife sez its a monyment to him and one flayw in him and they end it and he couldvde been presiden 3x and the people turned on him

he wrote a speech but is bummed and wife comgorts hm

gf sez sorry to accused and is on his side and theres a radio thing to broadcast the ju=ry but spacy takes the Creartors name in vein and  is told not to on Radio, when he asks why the h=ll not he's told nt to say h-ll either

so the jury finds him guilty and some boo and he sez he'd do it again and thinks he did nothing wrong

cuz theres no precident he gets a 100$ fine and spacy sez hes gonna appeal

bray wants to read remaks i the record but the trial is over and he reads em aspeople loudly talk lik homies in he theatre

then bites it and tracy stands for brady a bit aganst the eporter whos pobaby a demon and its revealed spacy is religious too and thinks brady was great and lost his way

tracy tells off reporter for having nothing of value and reporter sez tracy will be at his grave, which mens reporters gonna suicie

spacy leaves with the Bible and dawin books and Glory Glory Hallelujah plays

the end

that was a well made film

it tries to argue for letting in evolution under the guise of being equal, but as we've seen, it lead o The Bible being pushed ot and haters wanting The Ten Commandments barred from public

its well acted and writer and the msi works, bu it tries to mak the Bible seem wrong and evolution look right, even though theres a nimber of things with the theory of evolution that don't add up

Also evolution is only a theory, bt for a theory to be scientifically proben, it mst e; observed, in a lan in a controlled environmemt, with successive results, which evolution has not ad happen

e never saw 1 animal turn into another but we have seen a lot of evidence of creation science, includingdinosaur sightings such as a mosasaur in ww1 with a u boat, the mokele mbembe in the congo, a hadrosaur in autralia in the 1840s, Herodotus mentioning dinosaurs, and the partridge creek east in Alaska

plus writing points to it as Chinese writing is taking characters for words and combining them

the symbol for Sin is Man+Woman+Tree, and the one foe Flood is a boat with 8 people (Noah, 3 sons, their wives)

and this was made thousands of years b4 the White Mn told em of The Bible

plus biblical archeology showing evidence of things from it

but i liked the movie, even though the bad guy is the rotagonist

like the movie a time to kill with the bad guy getting away with his crime

The movie is in bw-/w with maybe widescreen but loos good.

For Imherit The Wibd, 2 i want it to be where the appeal is ging on an tracey is gonna help the evolutiomnist get away with it, but is visited by the ghost of Brady saying he's been shown the fiuture and has to change it. Then shows spcey the futute of he 2010s with schools being cesspools of profanity, sodomy, violence, meta detectors, gangs, drugs, aids, teen pregnancy, murder, suicide, and lack of sanity or morality. When he returns, he's told they willtogether and take out key poeple who would lead to it happening, and he equips onto tracy as ghost armor and gives him abilities beyond man. Then goes around various cities in America taking out guys who would lad to ruin and the eons wo guard thm, ending with the reporter revealing he was a demon master who came to this dimension to try to end the Bible and fights the  heroes as the final battle. Also its a 16 bit game like Daemons Of Asteor on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GB where you play as tracy in Bradys ghost earmor and fight 1920s America places.