Bad Girls Review

 Note: i spell bad but not girly

Bad Girls

This is my review on Bad Girls from the distant future year of 1994 (20 years before Robotech The Macross Saga)

Its directed by Jonathan Kaplan who did nothing I saw

It stars Madeleine Stowe from 1992 The Last of the Mohicans/12 Monkeys/The General's Daughter/We Were Soldiers/Little House on the Prairie, Mary Stuart Masterson from Benny & Joon/Five Nights at Freddy's the movie/Blue's Clues/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Andie MacDowell from Groundhog Day/Four Weddings and a Funeral/Multiplicity/2011 Footloose/30 Rock, Drew Barrymore from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Wayne's World 2/butt f--kin Batman Forever/The Wedding Singer/Ever After/Never Been Kissed/Titan A.E./Charlie's Angels/Donnie Darko/Freddy Got Fingered/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/50 First Dates/Saturday Night Live/1986 Babes in Toyland/Bill Nye the Science Guy/Olive, the Other Reindeer/The Simpsons/Family Guy/The Eric Andre Show, James Russo from Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Joan of Arcadia/Numb3rs, James LeGros from Enemy of the State/Big Miracle/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Robert Loggia from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Ninth Configuration/Psycho II/80s Scarface/Oliver & Company/Independence Day/Smilla's Sense of Snow/Independence Day: Resurgence/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Murder, She Wrote/Frasier/The Outer Limits/Touched by an Angel/Malcolm in the Middle/Curb Your Enthusiasm/The Sopranos/Monk/Family Guy, Dermot Mulroney from 90s Angels in the Outfield/About Schmidt/Star Trek 2009/Big Miracle/Star Trek Into Darkness/Tomorrowland/Jurassic World/Star Trek Beyond/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/The Batman/American Dad!/The Eric Andre Show, Jim Beaver from Turner & Hooch/Geronimo: An American LegendAdaptation./The Life of David Gale/Father Dowling Mysteries/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/Home Improvement/Unsolved Mysteries/That '70s Show/Star Trek: Enterprise/The West Wing/Monk/Crossing Jordan/Law & Order: LA/Mike & Molly/Young Sheldon/B Positive, Nick Chinlund from Eraser/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Harry Northup from Taxi Driver/The Silence of the Lambs/The Manchurian Candidate, Rodger Boyce from No Country for Old Men, Cooper Huckabee from Little House on the Prairie/The General's Daughter/Space Cowboys, Beulah Quo from The Bill Cosby Show/The Incredible Hulk 80s show/Chicago Hope/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and some guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, soy boy, frooty booty, Sodom bottom queer as a deer with a steer in its rer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, wikiepdia who think global warming is real but Moses and Solomon ain't

i never saw this b4 but i like 90s films

after creits of this chick playing around with a guy and they go to b0ne this parade of Moral People truies t get rid of the h00kers and drinks and gamblers

in the saloon a guy beats on a h00ker but this chick tells him off and when he draws she caps him and the Moral guys come after her for shooting the colonel

so they're gonna string her up but her h00kersride in like Klansmen in Birth of a Nation and 1 on a wagon and save her and skip town to adventure musvic

1 chick is at her butt buddys grade ater he bit it from cholera and talks to it

The pinkertons come after em and work for the wife of the guy who she iced as she wants revenge and is a nasty old hag who's so bad in bed her man had to resort to b0ning 5kanks and paying for secks, like buying pizza when your woman made some for you and s=cked at it

the h==kers fix the wagon that had wjeel issues the horses run off with it and theres a chase scene where this blonde rides up on a horse jumps on the cart and takes the reigns

this seems like a Go Nagai thing with tough chicks who get b0ned being bada55

at night the chicks dont wanna go to another saloon and 1 has a claim  for property and her and her man were gonna start a sawmill but didn't think she could do it herself but now has chicks to di it with em as new schools and aloons and buildings need limber i mean lumber

1 chick has 12 000$ saved up and they figger they can do it, but since this is after lincon damaged America, they don't have indentured servants anymore

in daytime the evil pinkertons who went after the right honorable Jesse James Esquire hunt the chicks

the chicks are bathing in a pond and notice a uy is there and 1 comes out in the nude like cutey honey and gets him at gunpoint

he gives her a wanted poster and its for her and hes a prospector and sez he needs money but wont turn em in and wants to ride with em but she sez no

he goes off and sez the unkertons are after em and the chick ditch the wagon anduse horses to go to Texas which is never Soviet like California or oregan

1 goes to buy a dress and is tld a woman like her would be better shipping i mena shopping elsewhere

later she has a dress anit shows her shoulder which is too hot for some countries like the ones with a wicked god who had em remove the crotch of both genders

she asks a guyfor a dinner and a chick sez she dont gotta wh-re herself at the 1st guy but she sez she wanted to eat

1n chick goes to the back to close her accoynt and sez she dont have a bank book froma  fire and sez to get her signature she signed

the pnkertons come for em and 1 chick tells money chick  and they go but the pnkertons get em and this scuzzy guy gets a pnmkerton at gun to the head and scuzzo and his droogs rob the ank and recognizes her and tells the banker to give her the money that she puts in her t-ts and he makes out with her pen mouth b4 the chicks leave

scuzzo steals her money and sez you know where to find me andbooks it and the hiks leave but the money one falls off her horse  or wait i miht no be and the others leave her and the banker gets her and has a guy deputized and gets a posse together to get back the money

caught chick is put in a cell andthe schuzz gang raes off and this is in widescreen with color thats nice and bright like in the 90s

she treys seducing the guard andsez she dont look like a crook and asks to eb let go but he sez he wants to but cant and she asts sad

th hicks tlk of getting the caught chick saved and going to get the mney back from scuzzo who took her bucks for gettingher to come see him and he'd free the chick for fun

cauht chick from i think groundhog day who's now a h--ker talks with guard and of French and her past and wants to teach French which is of no use as those gaijin have no souls and you're better off learning Klingon or elvish, wait thats caandian French

the chick who knows scuzzo comes by the cuzzo bae andtalks Mexican to the guard called rico afte tthe starship troopers guy and goes in to meet a geezer i thik might be Robert loggia

she sez they are gonna start a new life and use the money for it and goes in to the inner base where the scuzos see the gov is running military weapons to some group by train

she talks with scuzzo and don drink his booze and he gets b==chy over her waning her money back and she sez hes gonna have Mexican gold soon so he gives it back

he gets b--chy over her leaving him in the nght w/o saying anything an gets the whip on her nack and i mean neck and the remaining girls worry for her and 1 gos out for her

i think the prospector comes by and sees money chick on a horse all f'd out and carrys her back as shes busted up and i think got b0ned a lot and its night

he brings her to town to get trwatment andsome pinkertons talk of hanging the accused and see her and wanna find her.

they run into prospector who asks for a reward for helping them catch her and they offer 500$ for help after they catch her and sez she wa riding up wih id jarrod liek mortal kombat who was retconned in the bad emakes or revisions to have sindel be a 5kank instead of a brainwashed babe

this maruta chick uses eastern cr-p to treat money chick and she comes to

sherrif comes back an tells off guard for talking to the caught chick and he sez the chick is good and not a robber

then berrymore the blonde comes in after E T now she suck D and turns herself in for beign in the robbery andtrys seducingthe sherrif with a ow cut dress like charlies angel and shows her thighs and b00bs like a sailor moon monster in season 3

caugh chickseudces guard and the last chick tries pulling the wall off the jail with a cart but it f's out and when sheffif comes out she beats his head with a wood log

drew gets guard in jail cell and frees caught chick and they escape

n the maruta hutt the prospecter talks withthe money chck of how his dad clim was taken and got iced and he ants to avenge him

in daytime caught chick and the drew talk and caught chick sez shes not really from new orleens and is like Tommy Wiseau cuz of it and not only the long dark hair and European fair looks

the cuzzos are planning to getta big a55 gun andcaught chick is in this place with othe dames and guard comes in and she made a stew like a good housewife like Hinata or Orihime or Chichi

the money chic is resting in his bed and he storms out angry but returns and sez he was alone since his fam bt it and he should be a good host to be a real man and nt a candy a55 beta male like the brits

at night they talk of how Americas population is like 60 million but they aint here and money girl grows closer to prospector and caught chick

the next day i thnk the scuzzos ack a thinkof weapons anthe chicks ambush em and use a tnt plunger like looney toons to throw em off and a gunfight breaks out

the guard gets capped and scuzzo's men ditch himso he books it and te chicks chase him

geezer loggia dont wanna be in it bt ges capped and i think its prospector whos gonna ice him  but he spare him to use as bait or trading material a drew i think is caught byscuzzo

the broas get the gun they took from theacuzzo and its a gatling gun and 1 chick wants to leave and think they shouldn't have done thing and blames money chick

she gives water to loggia wo se z he hear of the land and its in soviet oregan and he never heard of a dame holding a claim there

she storms off from that and in the cuzzo base the drew sez shes named lilly like johnny depps malcontent daughter andher last name is larinette like lois lane and peter parker and susan storm and maxi mouns and Chelsea charms and lexi luxxxe and Minerva mink

her dad was a trick rider but after he bit it she needed to pay his debts and needed to suck d0ng for money

the scuzzos start b0ning her and chick with the claim finds her claim is useless w/o a husband and she get b--chy over it and having o pay 6 bits for is services

loggia tells of 1 of the chicks scrubbing floors at 14 and telling her cr-ppy atory and mocks prospector wanting to ice him but prospector sez hes already dad but not iced by prospector yet

latr the loggia tells prosctor about how he b0ned the guys mom  and the chicks come to find prospector capped him and sez he tried t escape

money chick asks if he untied him 1st and sends him off to go b0ne sasquatch in the klondike

claim hick returns and sez the clai is cr-p and to go get lily

the scuzzos talk with drew pickles berrymore and offer her booze and she chuggs it as they cheer as they probably j=zzed in it

they bring out moey chicks old dress and drew is in 90s undies and a slipand she takes em off and gets a red dress as the guys wanna give her a solid b0ning

she puts on the dress which provably has spurm stains andscuzzo holds her but is spit on by her

then its sb dow and the other chicks go for her

at night drew is tied up and was proably b0ned a lot and sez the only way she'd b0ne this guy is if she's dead hich is ro naecro seuxaL

then thepropspector busts in and saves her and we cut to drew coming back after sayig it was an epic battle and he saved her but they got him

then its an orange yellow sky and the chicks ride and looks cool and i'm not sure if its sun up or down

in daylight its the chicks coming to scuzzo base and its f'd out and rico is in h-ll

both succids and cicks have guns rawn and they tell scuzzo the loggia bit it and he sez prospector is alive and they offer to trade him for the gatling gun

they bring out prospector and he wants to see the gun and they bring this horsewith itas prospector is all busted upike mihael ichards after elling off those big ugly loud moth dumb a55 homies

the scuzzoids hck the gatling gunand scuzzo lets prospector alk back to her but he caps propsectorin the back and laughs

dont worry, hes gnna be ok, he ust needs some rest, theres a ospital planet nearby

scuzzo throws the mney he took and tells em to go and 1 guy offers to do stuff with drew so she caps him and it devolves into a gunfight

the gatling gun is used  and drew caps the user andv i think money chick uses it

scuzzo goes inand chick he mney'd follows and he pops up but sez hes outta bulets and she throws him 1 and he puts it in but puts his gun away, then draws it and he gets cappe by hr

so the girls regroup and killed everyone and1 guy comes out but is capped like in Sailor Moon S how that 1 last Daimon is there.

after putting propectors body uner stones they go to sherrfs ranch and wor there

he wants caught girl to stay on bt sheis gonna tell him her past and sez shes not from neworleens and dad was a rancher and the bank took it and she wanted to mrry a rich guy

he wants to be her man and she accepts andthey divide the money fom i think cat cing the scuzzoid gang and the drew and claim chick go ff to the klondike and ait the caught girl goes too

the pinkertons look for erand 1 guy sez the only female they know of is the mare which looks good now as he wants to b0ne it and they continue their journey to the west.

the end

that was pretty good

not as dark or violent as we were lead to believe

its got light colors and feels andhas tough chicks being bada55 and brave

its not super happy but its not depressing

its a lot like Go Nagai with the guy getting it and the killing and b0ning and strong tough chicks andaction and violence

its a good 90s fim and don't feel long but was 2 nd a half hours on Grit with adds

if made today it might be too preachy but this was done right

Glad I saw this one

For Bad Girls 2 I wantthe inkertons to catch her years later and have a trial and her daughter goes out to the Klondike to get the other chicks and fights sasquatch to geet the chicks back and e witnesses for capping the guy before the trial happens. Also its a 128 bit 3D game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as the daughter and go to the areas and free the chcks from sasquatches them get back in time for the trial.