The Battle At Elderbush Gulch Review

Note: I spell  clascic and historical

The Battle At Elderbush Gulch

this is my rev iw ow on The Battle At Elderbush Gulch from the distant future year to Emperor Meiji of 1913(100 years befoe Robotech season 1 

Its diected by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay

It stars Mae Marsh from Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/1933 Alice in Wonderland/The Grapes of Wrath/1943 Jane Eyre/1947 Miracle on 34th Street/The Snake Pit/The Quiet Man/The Robe/1954 A Star Is Born/The Searchers/A Beast At Bay, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning kies, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging ConscienceThe Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay, bada55 Lillian Gish from The Scarlet Letter/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness, Charles Hill Mailes from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/A Beast At Bay, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Gibson Goddess/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Henry B. Walthall from The Birth Of A Nation/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll/A Corner In Wheat/The House Of Darkness, Joseph McDermott from  The House Of Darkness, Jennie Lee from Judith of Bethulia/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance, Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Sadie Thompson/The House Of Darkness, Elmer Booth from The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/A Beast At Bay, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never aw bt is a kind heart softening titl;e)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging SSea, Harry Carey from Judith of Bethulia/The Trail of '98/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Duel in the Sun/Angel and the Badman/Red River/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley, Charles Gorman from The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Uder Burnin Skies, Dell Henderson from Intolerance/The Unchanging Sea, Elmo Lincoln from Judith of Bethulia/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Treasure Island 1918/Tarzan of the Apes/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939, W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, Blanche Sweet from A Corner In Wheat/Judith Of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or Thou Shalt Not Kill/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under burning skies, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Creator hater, frooty booty, queer as a deer wih a steer in it rear, hippie stoner vean peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who think Raspitin wasn' holy but cant descripe or explain any of his miracles and healing the Czar's Son

I never saw this but its Drf i eman D W Griffith wsho so its preobably good

Its also called The Battle of Elderbush Gulch and is a western

after title we hear orphans go to oin their uncle in a title card

is a teen girl and kid boy like jurassi park and wait i think both are girls

they ride a cartand are sad and the title card sez the uncle tells the commintuy ranch boss they are coming

a lot of guys have moustaches like in p0rn0

the cart stops and they pick up some things like people and pets and wait i think its a different thing, no its the same ones

the uncle i thin goes to meet em and the cart comes inand people get off

uncle i think gets em and ghugs em andis happy and brings em onhis wagon

ttle card sez the only baby in te settlement an i think its of Lillian hish i mean gish who's blonde and feminine

the kids grt to the uncles place andmeet the guys  and they have a devolved looking dog that probabl yips a lot

they're told no dogs in the house and we see i mean they  i mean the gish comes with her kid

title crd sez in gaijin woeda and englih may yhou eat god and live long, so it might be Korean or in nam or w/e

wait it the Indians pazzing out and partying in their rutuals

then its bed time an the kid ays something andevetyoe is happy b4 she goes to bed

her big sister goes to her and test i mean text sez the fchiefs son and his homie are too late for the feast

they ask around and go off and in the cabin the girls talk and comfort about how they think the dogs will die outside

good! i hate dogs! they s-ck! they are like devolved midgets wgo poop o the frllor and scream when they hear something

older kid oes out and finds the dogs are gone and goes after em and the son of chief and his hoie get the dos

girl finds m and getsthe dogs b4 they shank em like the meat they are, although its not kosher, and uncle i think is around

the son i think grabs the chic girl and uncle caps him with good aim lie billy the kid and ohn wilkes booth

uncle finishes son and returns with the girl and more guys come on mboth sides and fire

the reds run off and the Whites ecape back to the cabin like Biryh Of A Nation as uncle i think is mad at gher but lets her keep the dogs inside to sh-t up the place and bar  like a brain chrillple at something he fears

the reds find the son is in h e double Africa and they bring him back and they get their irish up and act nuts

title sez he best way to i mean the way to get th best of boss and she the older kid gets a guy to the dar part of the sed i mean cabinand sez stuff e crys ad she has him drill a hole i think

the girls are praying and hey let the dogs in a small hole in the walls a55 as a doorto let em in

text sezthe chief son getting itmade him want revenge and theygo wild and dance around

gish and her kid are by the cabin and a guy i think her husband kisses her and brings the baby elsewhere

the reds wride out on horses a55 and in town huband i thin show he baby off like its Robotech with Miriya showing Dana to th Zentraedi

text sezhe laves his kid with the adirers andthe refs attack with cowboys riding off and soon after a srwarm of on horse reds chases

the cowboys made it to town an the reds attack and theres a lot of gun fire and smoke covering the area to hide that thtres not much happening in real life and give the illusion of more

like he did in birth of a nation and how shows have the classroom with like 9 desks and shot at an angle to look like there's more ofscreen

title card sez the dad was wounded b4 reaching te baby and u think he's hir in the ad and falls in the plans

theres a lot of rifle blasts and people falling and a good top shot of people running as shots fire and smoke flies

i think thr wtown in i mean is burning andthe red take over with gish seeing it and running out t save her baby

a guy is wth her for a bit and she runs through te plants as the guy gets it and the reds scalp hi and 1 guy gets word to the cabin wth the girls

the men gather and get in for a standing of ground and taking cover

text sez da Mexican rides to bring troops and we se him go out and look a bit italiano as he goes on horse a55

theres a good ahot of the cabit wuth the reds attacking and gsh wanders looking for her baby

shs outside the cabib ad is early shot but brought in andthe res circle the cabit and the kids in bed are hiing under the covers

gish is spazzed out anfin shock and  a guy puts her in the back

the kid bring the dogs in the doddggy oor and older girl comforts gish

a few reds are picked of an older kid brings hish the puppys in a blanket and wair e ides her sister in a box instead

in the smoke filled town has men being capped by the reds and i thin 1 still has the baby

some reds ice a guy and cary the body back for i assume eating or b0ning or both like gay xxx star luka Magnotta in te sviet republic of Canada

the baby man bites it ad the baby is cruing out there and older teen kid seesandprays b4 going out like Roadblock in G I oe being a total bada55

she stays lot i mean ow i mea lot an ges the babyas the sht guy is clearly breathing and not dead yet

she sneaks back in and the mexicangets to the troopsad older teen hides in a bo with the sister and baby

the busband wears a head thing and gets up ad the troops ride in like Birth Of A Naion to the cabin wth baby daddy being brought by em

i think the cabin blowed out ad thres fire or w/e as they might use red fire magic to blast amt ai mean at em with ki

the reds are there and beating on the cabin and this is the final thingbut the troops arrives and chase off he reds

the Amaericans are glad and the triops go in and husband is there but gish is frwaing ot as he dont have the baby

the daughters cme out of the box and give the their kid andare ceegbrated and have a do with em

the end

that was pretty cool

kind of a prorotype birth of a nation

good deoiction of life in the era

sme complain of the reds show as the bad guys, but if you boned up on thing theiy did like cooking people withhot coals 1 coa at a time or skinning people and roasting em on a fire when alive or destroying a mans parts with a knife for several days very slowly, you'd know who was the bad guy

imagne making the soviets look opresse by the evil poles and tats the only way they howed things?

this movie was made whe we had people wo lived those frontier days intead of hearing 4th hand accounts ofrevised or exaggerated things

the people are well done and gish does quite ell in acting

if they has Oscar 20 years soonr then Gish wuld be the highest winning woman

better than that sag hag meryl streep and her whining of hw men are better outta jealousy lie a horse wanting to have ape fingers instead of hooves

Griffith dd well in this and  its got good action and drama

not many title cards and it tells the story visually instea of telling bt by showing

kinda like tim vurtons nbatman vthe ark knight

it kinda like sonic 2, leading to sonic III and this lea to birth of a nation

well made and pretty cool

Glad I saw it

also i didn't use backspace on this review

For The Battle At Elderbush Gulch 2 I want the reds who survive to have eaten the fallen and devolved into wendigo for more power to take out the Americans. But the town has ben preparing and after hearing rom scouts of them training in wendigo firme i mean forme, they send a squad of townsmen to take e on. And Gish and her husband have been trainig ad are now big muscley wwf warriors in leather swimsuits and go after em wuth holy bulets blessed by a priest and  take em on in the woods and underground base that was an anceient biding from before the little season of deception behan i mean began and damaged the world. Also it a 16 bit run n gun on sega genesis snes Atari jaguar tg16 and gba wyith 1 player as the husband and 1 as wgish and fighting various devolved wendigo in various tyokai like hings and bio armor that you gotta hit the key points on to pblow apart.

A Beast At Bay Review

 Noye: O spell bad but better than Michael bay

A Beast At Bay

This is my review on A Beast at Bay from the ditant fiture year to NOT Emperor Meiji as he was a live when this cme out, of 1912 but bit it soon after, and was 100 years before Robotech season 1

ts driecerd by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Unndr Burning Skies

It stars Mary Pickford fromn Sparrows/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, Edwin August from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Under Burning Skies, Mae Marsh from Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/1933 Alice in Wonderland/The Grapes of Wrath/1943 Jane Eyre/1947 Miracle on 34th Street/The Snake Pit/The Quiet Man/The Robe/1954 A Star Is Born/The Searchers, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging ConscienceThe Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies, frooty Frenchie J. Jiquel Lanoe from Judith of Bethulia, one of THEM, Henry Lehrman from nothing i saw, Charles Hill Mailes from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro/Under Burning Skies, Marguerite Marsh, sister of MAe, from Intolerance/Uner Burning Skies, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies.

I never saw this b4 but like Griffish so it might be good.

after tire we getplants in the wind and a guy in the plants hiding

he snwaks around an i think is an estaped convict and men in unifoem with guns look for him

a tile card sez "her ideal" and hese 2 chcks see a guy and 1 guys up and walks with him

title card sez him not getting in a street fight makes her think hes  a candy a55

a guy tauts him and he dot assault the guy as gicing fists for words is unevolved and primitive

he has a right to say that. Its called The 1st amendment

name calling is not a crime, despie how those commies want it to be

"ohhh but what if he sez something offensive?"

Thats the pint of name calling you soviet sodomite!

"he sed wods i disagree with! I'm going to murder him!"

clearly a civilized intelligent highly evolved person worthy of respect... NOT!!!

so the couple drives off in a 1910s car and the convict is lurking around the woods

a hunter of men  but not like Nimrod in the Bible sees something and looks with the grou and he catches 1 and gets his un, then makes him undress

Oh no he's gonna b0ne him!! So THAT's whuy he was in jail!

the cpiple drives and the chik thinks hes a candya55 cuz hes not a violent ape wo dirty's his fists on lesser alleged humans

she drops him off and drives on and convict swapped clothes with the guy and goes

hunter comes back and is hearly shot but they see its him cuz he didn't take off the coat like a dumb55

tey get him new clothes cuz theres time for that and chick finds a shirt of the road and stos like a dumba55

e convict gets her and tells her omething and title card sez the convict makes her drive im off

a man i think boyfriend sees it with bnocculars and the man hunters meet him nd see wirh em

she drives off and main uy rus to get help and bugs some people

title crd sez e knows te track runs by the road and tries to get an engine to chase it

he bugs train guys who won hekp as i thik its unions and ex convict is with chick driving

main guy gets a guy in a hat to make em use a train and go off with him on it

title card sz her ruse unsuccessful and it showsem talkin and he grabs her troat for a bitand dtives n

they go by guys in a primitive car who go by and the train comeswith good actuion ahots of the train puffing along

this is like die hard

the train comes at em and can seemingly go faster  with smoke pooing out that the global warming nuts spazz out over

the train is by e but like 20 feet away as theres space between th road and tracs

btw theres a big empty field by em likesomething eyroyed the tuff there b4, like in a fake earth quake or energy thin to wipe out evidence of the past kingdom

the car goes left or right to us andthe drain tops and guys get outand run

title card sez the other guards on the trail and we see them getting the primitive or prototype looking car like in Robotech

title card sez to cover his trail he takes the gir with him

he stops the car and drags her, wich might slow hi  down cuz he's a dumba55

theguards cme and he hdes in a cabbin wurg her andthe guars and boy friend run around

title car sez she has silk curls and fne clothes and crook has strped anvas so i thnk he's gnna b0ne her

his face looks like a devolved tucker Carlson and looks at her and wants her

he lifts her coat and starts saying things and she freaks out as i thin he wants to use him i mean her for his lusts

probably after b0ning men in ail all that time, a real woman is driving him wild

she scream and someone sees her and he opens fire andits the bf wgho takes cover

he runs between shots and hits the deck on em and gets closer and tres a lot of smoke

he's at the door and as he busts in she shoves crook and the gun aims up

main guy grabs the gun and tey fight as the cops near

he pulls the gun at the crooks face and pulls the rigger and his face i blown off with him having a red but looking black paint on it and fake wounds to look like he took the face off

jk really he grabbles as he crook strangles him and the woman stands there spazzng out thinking of hot rod in the transformers movie but here she'd nit be in the way as the good uy is overpowered

so hes being trangle and she eventally tries to hel but does little as shes a chick and men are physically stronger

main guy gets looe and crook is gnna beat him with the gun as i guess its outta ammo but then the door opens and the cops bust in and ave the innocent people from the devolved maniac like Birth Of A Nation

they bring him off to be xecyted or w/e and head guard thanks them and goes

the couple talks and he hurt her hand and he isses it better andshe ez she hurt her mouth and he smooches it

they hug anb4 thy b0n, head guard comes in nd gets em

the end

that was pretty good

nice action

good acting

a bit overacted but thats how it is in the 10s

good fiming and its well made

sorta lile Grandma's boy but hes nt a real coward but civilized

he's kinda like optimus prime, he i kind but wen he has to he kicks a55

she mistakes kindness for weakness but they are different

you dont gotta be a devolved violent savage to be brave

wisdom matter too

Like the Bible says, thre's a time for each thing

I liked this one and that chick thought he was sissy for not beating up a guy for saying words but ten sto there as he was being strangled

shows how those who criticize are ofen worse than the ones they attack

but over all, its good and shows love standing up

Nowadays they'd have the crook as the hero and the cops as the bad guys and make him synpathetic cuz his dad gayed him as a kid and no one undersands him

But here he's clearly evil and has no redeeming traits

Like Megatron in the GOOD Transformers

For A Beast At Bay 2 I want him and her to have learned they cant be sot as you nver now when dan ger come and get into body building and become bounty hunters and convit catchers. This guy does a prison brea by fermenting feces to blow open the wall and all these criminals escape and wreakhavoc on the town so the couple goes around beating em eo and snapping their legs so they don't ecape. Also its a16 bit 2 player beat em up on Sega Genesis, TG16, Snes, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as he couple dressed like WWF characters and wail on several levels of crooks.

Rose Review

 Note: I spell hauntingly

Rose

This is my review on Rose from the distant fiture year to George Washington of 2024 I mean 2023 I think(120 I mean 10 years asfter Robotech SEaosn 1

Its directed by Joe Jacobs and was made at i mean  as a thesis film at the USC School of Cinematic Arts, Animation & Digital Arts

is got no actors an is not a silent film but animated in cg like shadow raiders or the 00s spiderman by mainframe.

I never saw it before but my kind friend GoTeamSlugs mentioned it in a vi and it seemed interesting so imma review it

it starts with this tim burton or henry Selleck style loking haunted house with csome color and its very widescreen

this glowing bug thing goes  in a windo and we look around inside with vocals playing as its an abandoned houlse

the bug goes to a room called rose and we see it change color to a birght happy lighter thing of a girl in the house befote it croded

it looks like a puffs plus add

she plays with a dool i mean doll and this blue bitterlfy comes in and stands on a tea cop

she picks it ip and the butterfly goes around the house and its alive and bright and light an has nice music

hte big lands on a c,oth on a paper i mean picture and she pulls it off to see a tanned family with dad mom and kid and it looks kinda 1800s

the gurl is sprupsied and looksa round and seesm kinda scared and looked in a mirror seeing it as the decroded thin and her looking like a ghost

i think that was a memory and she's looking a bit down and sees the light big going around

she has a light line over her eye which the comments think she got hit there b4 biting it like the soviets in ww2 or w/e

she floats after the bug and follows it upstairs and theres her doll she picks uip and hugs

its kinda sad and heartfelt

she sees the big outside and puts down and the doll and goes to it

she sees the big i man bug in the light of the sky behind the clyuouds and looks back at her home befre goes off into th outside

she floats up and swe see a red rose bloom in the ground of the brick sidewalk and by the long grass

then da dredtirng i mwan credits to kinda 90s music of orchestral and feeling sounds

the end

that was actually pretty good

it has heart and feelng and it says it was made in 2002 i man 2022 and has layers and things you noti e more as you watch it

some say the family as violentlyu killed and its a thing on moving on

others think she was abandoned

the owner dont' say in the video and its up to uinterpretation i think

but i liked it

its powerul

good music and the animation is well done

this is what cg otta be used for, not fali i mean ka i mean faking being real life, but showing a wworld that can be best expressed by it

like beast machines and reboot

this was a well done thing and the comments ay its about leaving behind the past and goes to the where you are meant to be

its only a few mins and thats as long as it needs to be

alo the family in the picutree i think was hers but she's milky pale in the ghost thing mode and more tanned in the picture so i'm not sure

i thought it was the new family that moved in lik the others with Nicole kidman but thats probably not it

this brings up feelings and emotions and kinda almost brought me to tears

im glad i saw it

thanks GoTeamSlugs

\I'd not have found this without you

and i wrote this review without using delete

for Rose 2 I want it to focus on another family of ghosts an the bug bringing them to heaven but alo fighting daemons that try to trwist things to mak rm think wrong, but the demons are sent by demon worshippers and use them to try to get souls for power for unholy abilities. also its a 128 bit game in sega Dreamscast GameCube xbox an ps2 where you play as the anl bug and defend the gosts and get through levels to find em and bring m to the end or heaven gate and use holy mbeams to blast away the demons and the worshippers.

Timecop Review

Note: I spell timely

Timecop

This is my review on Timecop from the distant future year to the best Spaniard Francisco Franco, of 1994(20 years before robotexh season 1)

Its directed by Peter Hyams who did 2010: The Year We Make Contact/Sudden Death/End of Days

It stars the cool Jean-Claude Van Damme who KNOWS whats up, from Bloodsport/Kickboxer/Double Impact/Last Action Hero/Hard Target/Lionheart/Street Fighter/Maximum Risk/Double Team/In H=ll/Wake of Death/Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning/Friends/Robot Chicken, closet italino Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Chicago Hope, sometimes commie Ron Silver from The Rockford Files/Chicago Hope/The West Wing/Law & Order/Crossing Jordan, Texas he broo Bruce McGill from National Lampoon's Animal House/The Last Boy Scout/Cliffhanger/Shallow Hal/The Sum of All Fears/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde/Runaway Jury/Collateral/Cinderella Man/Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil/Law Abiding Citizen/Quantum Leap/Walker, Texas Ranger/Home Improvement/Justice League/Numb3rs/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Cleveland Show/Family Guy/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, new York commie Gloria Reuben from 2000s Shaft/Polka Dot Door/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Numb3rs/Drop Dead Diva/Blue Bloods/2020s The Equalizer, openly Canadian Scott Bellis from the outer limits, Scott Lawrence from Cloverfield/2009 Avatar/Star Trek Into Darkness/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap/Law & Order/JAG/The West Wing/American Dad!, Kenneth Welsh from Crocodile Dundee II/Death Wish V: The Face of Death/Legends of the Fall/The Day After Tomorrow/The Aviator/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Survival of the Dead/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Eerie, Indiana: The Other Dimension/Twitch City/The Man Who Saved Christmas/This Is Wonderland/The Murdoch Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery, Brad Loree from The Cabin in the Woods/Tooth Fairy/2012/Watchmen/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/X-Men: The Last Stand/Catwoman/White Chicks/X2: X-Men United/Halloween: Resurrection/Smallville/Mission to Mars/Shanghai Noon, Kevin McNulty from Ernest Goes to School/2005 Fantastic Four/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures/Liar, Liar: Between Father and Daughter/The Outer Limits/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Smallville/The Good Wife/Arctic Air/Murdoch Mysteries/Unspeakable/The Good Doctor, Gabrielle Rose from The Journey of Natty Gann/Sliders/Smallville/R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour, openly tattooed Callum Keith Rennie from Memento/Fifty Shades of Grey/Warcraft/Twitch City/Painkiller Jane/Star Trek: Discovery, evolutionarily challenged Veena Sood from Final Destination 2/The Butterfly Effect 2/The Outer Limits/Super Dave's All Stars/Smallville/masters of Science Fiction/little MQ5k on the Prairie/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/2020 The Twilight Zone/Molly of Denali, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, cripple nipple, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia who thinks questioning things makes you "pseudohistorical" but questioning gender makes you "ourself"

Its based on a comic i never read and was Jean Claudes biggest hit

i saw it before and dont recall much bit a few scenes stand out and critics thought it was a discount terminator bit i think it does its thing well

It had a sn es game but that one s-cked so play Unversal Soldier on Sega Genesis as its Turrican with changed graphics and a 30 foot tall Dolph Lundgren

after 90s logos and credits and tutle we geta idescreen 90s colored rainy outside with a horse cart coming by

a man in da road sees em brings a shipment of gold to General Lee and wants it but when hdy don't give it, he machine guns em

then in 1994 the govhas a meetingand a black guy wants money for a nerd whodid time travel and he made it work

you cant go forward as the future didn't happen yet but can go back but can f up history and they need a new gov department for time management

but if a rival gets time travel and changes history it could f America up

so a guy bought a nuke with gold fromthe 1800s and they agree to madke a time beurough

then we see mia saraby a clock shop andJean Clude sez theres never enough time and they are husband and wife

JC stops a guy purse snatching with his footat the neck and he submits to the superior Europeanist

he's got a dangerous o and has to travel in a new way than she knows and she sez she can see the future where theyget together

later he's i bed with her in a rainstorm and i think they b0bed but she wants t tell him something and dont answer the phone

he answers and has work as a guy called in sick and he has to cover and she'd tell him her news when he gets back

jc goes out snd is beat upin a sneak attack and shot but after the guys go he reveals he had a vest

a guys attacking his woman and the house blows b4 he can get in and shes dead like in Sonic 06

then its wallstreet 1929 and a guy umped off the roof and splattered

a geezer comes by, wait hes a stockbroker and reads the paper then a 90s paper wait its 00s, listens to 80s music on a Walkman and checks the outcomes on the 2004 news, then buys the ones that do well there

but how would they stay good if he bought em? remember the butterfly effect? 1change leads to others?

so jean clude comes to take him bac and beats up thegoons with sticks and doing the splits

stock guy gets a cyber gun and JC evades but when it runs outhe sezhe'd stay here and can't tell orthey'd wipe out his ancestrs

buthe sez its a senator trying to run but can't go bac or his fams wiped out but if he dies here its only him

stock jumps out a window and JC grabs him and warps back to the distant sci fi fture year of 2004

he's tried and cuz he's a time officer is charged harder and is sentenced to execution, so he's sent bac and falls into his 20s car as a cop sez tomorrow might've been better

this is a lot lie udge dredd which came oit i think in 95, the year after this

so in time central some guys are trying to f history and buy things in the past

the black guy an  senator come by  and JC seems wary of him and they walk around thbase and talk of JC's partnr who just got it

senator sez its dangerous to time travel and if a guy meeys his past self it f's out cuz the same matter cant occupy the same space

like Sailor Moon?

senator in a meeting is told he might not have enuff even with another trip back and he don't care

JC sez he knows the senator is the bad guy and owns half the agency but chief sez hes not an JC better have good evidence to go after a candidate

JC vant change gis past to save her and later watches home movies of his woman and talks with em of his woman

he sleeps and an Asian assassin attacksand he fights em offin boxers

jc wins but a guy attack with a tazer and JC has theasasson get i and evades getting zapped by a spilled water cooler bottle by doing the splits on the couner

his new partnet comes on and the other guy gets away and he comes to work to complain about wanting to go after the senatpr

his new parftner is super slilled cuz we cam't have a cr-ppy woman in here or that would make em look bad, but when guys are cr-ppy its laughed at

so JC and new partner go on this space ship thing that launche em at this gate thing and they warp in time

they are in 94 and she sez she wishe she could tell herself not to b0ne a guy after a party

she tells him she oined to keep people safe

they check out a warehouse andsenator is making a deal wit a guy and its a factory with deal guy gives him a check

then furure senator comes by ad sez dont cash it and dont touch me as the same matter cn't occupy the same space

future senator shoots factory guy for nterrptin hi talking to himself and JC gets em at gunpoint

neq partner gets em at gunpoint andjc comes down and pstseator sez its gonna be like the 80s wt the rich getting rcher and they need a g o rich he wont bow  anymore

partnwr turns on JC and sides wth seator ad senator caps the factory guy but b4 he does JC he trows a guy in the way and beats em out an escapes

he takes some out ND senator gets hit and a scar forms on future senators face

so the fight goes on and factory gets f'd with liquid nitrogen he throws a guy i and shatters his atm then throws him into a light thin

also chemicals catching fire and blowing and JC umping around

JC goes to end senator butnew partner attackand he takes get down but senator caps her and escapes in time saying i my dutyre ur dead

JC goes bac and finds the future changed and gutted the agency and took over andno one remembers the real past

the agency is going down andc has chief check the sealed archive and JC reveals the prototype ime machine asn't dismantled and senator has it

senator decides to change hisyory and wak JC and i he leading candiate

JC beats out the guards and goes back as chief sacrifices himself

In the 90s he checks his palm pilot and findswhere his nw partper is in the hospital and talks with her

he gets a sample of her bloodand finds in the hospital is a pregnancy test for his wife and she's positive for pregnancy

so they iced his woman and kid

so he checks on partner and she's dad and he eacapes the hoappial by jumping out a window like the lion  oz

he gets to the mall and meets his woman and brings her off to sae her but be careful, theres a bby in the oven

a beat em up punk looking guy comes by and they evade him in a closet and he sez hes max from 10 years from now and theres tme travel

she comes out and they sees 90s JC and he sez dont tell him anythingand he smooches her which isn't cheeting as hes the same guy

they redo the opening and we see the seator get a message and he clears his sheduel

she dont wnthim to to answer the phone and goes to mee fuure JC and he sez shes not eD and keep him upstairs

he goes up and sez shes pregnant and futue JC fights guys as a gun goes off and past hero cuts the power and in thw ark fture herobeats guys

toughs come by to ice em and wife s on the roof and a JC beats on guys inside

past jc gets on the roof but is attacked and hags by his hands and wife slides down andis held by past hero

a thug  stomps onpat heors hand an  future hero shoots him from below wait its C and he had a gun in his other hand

he gets wife to the side and she escapes

jc takes out more guys and senator and his goons take woman captive andis gonna blow the place with c in it

past jc caps someguys and saves em and future hero fihts a guy and is saves by past hero

future jc is there or something i tink i fd up and futre se sentatror i gonan blow the place bt future jc sent a meesage for past senator to come

wife hits future bad guy in the part and he shoot her in th arm and jc kicks past senator into fite senator and they deolve and fuse and melt into 90s cg and dissolve

he gets wife out and lays her by past him andretunrs and te agency is good again and senator vanished one day

his new partner isn't dead and he sez the guy she b0ned is waiting for a second chance

he goes hime and the soviets still haven't chaned history to beat the humans andhe goes home in hs cybercar and sees his suand wife and is happy

she has something to tell him and he sez hes not going anywhere and they go inside as cedits play to a 90s song

the end

tht was pretty good

no rally terminator but it had tme travel and pregnancy

like saying gone with the wind is like parl harbor cuz both are American war movies with love triangles

jean claude acts pretty well in here and has good oves and te bad guy is good at being evil

but the past selves are good at being different than the future ones

good 90s effects and the story is interesting ad it had good twists

i honestly forgot about her having his kid in her womb

its a solid sci fi action film and i like how he got the good ending

mia sara i good in this and its good to see her again and i forgot about the partner turning on him

its pretty good and holds up, even if 2004 was a while ago

For Timecop 2 I want him to go on a mission to the past but finds its actually a high tech area as the ancients had higher tech than we were lea to believe. Also he has to try to stop a malcontent trying to end slavery sooner which would screw up the timeline and prevent us from being made. Its also a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as Jean Claude and go around solving puzzles in ancient areas and undoing damage done by the malcontent.

In The Heat Of The Night Review

 Note: I spell hot

In The Heat Of The Night

This is my review on In The Heat Of The Night from the ditant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1967(40 years before Transformers season 4)

Its directal by Norman Jewison who did Fiddler on the Roof/Jesus Christ Superstar/70s Rollerball/Bogus/The Hurricane

It starts Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Rod Steiger from On the Waterfront/Doctor Zhivago/The Amityville Horror/Mars Attacks!/97's The Kid/The Hurricane/The Critic/The Simpsons, Warren Oates from The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Major Dundee/Tom Sawyer/Blue Thunder/Rawhide/The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/1964 The Outer Limits, commie Lee Grant from Valley of the Dolls 1/Airport '77/Damien - Omen II/The Swarm, Larry Gates from  Invasion of the Body Snatchers from da 50s/Airport/Leonard Part 6, crimmpie cripple William Schallert from Leave It to Beaver/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/1960s The Twilight Zone/The Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Star Trek: The Original Series/Get Smart/Bewitched/The Partridge Family/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons/Highway to Heaven/Matlock/Quantum Leap/Dinosaurs the jim Henson show/Coach/Jumanji the series/The Angry Beavers/The Zeta Project/Desperate Housewives(ew! those butt f ing hags!!)According to Jim/The Red Badge of Courage/Them!/Pillow Talk/Green Lantern: First Flight, Beah Richards from The Miracle Worker/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Peter Whitney from The Rifleman/The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm/The Beverly Hillbillies, Kermit Murdock from Star Trek: The Original Series/The Andromeda Strain, Larry D. Mann from  Bullitt/The Sting/Bewitched/My Favourite Martian/Get Smart/Dragnet 1967/The All-New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show/Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Matt Clark from Black Like Me/Jeremiah Johnson/The Terminal Man/The Outlaw Josey Wales/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/Back to the Future Part III/Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh/42/The Waltons/Little House on the Prairie/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/Walker, Texas Ranger/Touched by an Angel/*Chicago Hope, Arthur Malet from Mary Poppins/Young Frankenstein/Halloween 1 from the 70s/The Secret of NIMH/The Black Cauldron/1990 Dick Tracy/Hook/Anastasia/The Rifleman/60s Dennis the Menace/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Andy Griffith Show/Bewitched/The Monkees/I Dream of Jeannie/Charlie's Angels, Scott Wilson from In Cold Blood/1974 The Great Gatsby/The Ninth Configuration/Geronimo: An American Legend/Judge Dredd/G.I. Jane/Pearl Harbor/The Last Samurai/Law & Order/Robot Chicken, Timothy Scott from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Footloose, William C. Watson from M*A*S*H/The Rockford Files, Eldon Quick from The Monkees, Stuart Nisbet from The Monkees/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Dragnet 1968/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/Oh, G=d!/Mama’s Family, Peter Masterson from The Exorcist, Jester Hairston from Sundown/The Alamo/To Kill a Mockingbird/Rawhide, Sam Reese from 60s The Outer Limits/The Andy Griffith Show, Anthony James from High Plains Drifter/Blue Thunder/The A-Team/The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear/Unforgiven, Alan Oppenheimer from Gammera the Invincible/Westworld/The NeverEnding Story/He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland/Toy Story 4/Get Smart/The Andy Griffith Show/I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched/The Tom and Jerry Show/The Scooby-Doo Show/The All New Superfriends Hour/Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo/The Smurfs/Mama's Family/The Smurfs Christmas Special/He-Man and the Masters of the Universe/The Transformers/The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo/Ghostbusters/Rambo: The Force of Freedom/DuckTales/A Pup Named Scooby-Doo/Scooby-Doo! and the Reluctant Werewolf/Matlock/Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/TaleSpin/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Tom & Jerry Kids/Bonkers/I Yabba-Dabba Do!/Batman: The Animated Series/Jumanji the carttoon)Rocket Power(ew)Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Ys I & II/Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn, Clegg Hoyt from The Monkees, and a number of guys i never saw or aint on bac door, aids bag, soy boy, ssodom bottom, gender offender, beta male, crator hater, banana crammer, qeer as a deer with a steer in its rer, hppie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wkipedia who deletes the truth and promotes lies.

i saw this b4 and liked it but dont like a lot about the director and his views

Its based on a book I never rea by John Ball

after an opening of a ray Charles singing quincy jones song with heart, this redneck serves a cop who pays with 1 coinas the commies didn;t ruin the economy yet

he drives around and finds a boywith its head beat in and eventuallya cop catches an openly black man at a train station and he sez his name is virgil like the guy in Dante's Inferno

head cop grills him and hes polite but tries to hold his anger and cop hinks he has too much money but learns virgil is a cop in philedelphua, bon and raized at a play ground was where he spent mot of his days

they call hischief and a guy comes in wthcrime scene photos and wants to be reimbursed for developing and doing he film

the chief backs up virils story and has him work the case withthe rednecks despite neither likin each other as virgil is their number 1 customer i mea expet in homicide

cp wants virgil to help him as hes not an exxxxxpert mark and virgil checks it out and gets some srcources to check it out

the cop is Gillespie so hes an italiano and Sidney plays Virgil and they go on an adventure tgether, like Dante's Inferno

so the cops getta lead and chase a guy in the woods with dogs who might bite off his b0ner and b0ne his butt and get him after a chase across a bridge with a car on his a55

virgil talks with robert e lee grant of her husband going to h e double soviet englang

the cops bringthe suspect in and the virgil examines him and sez the suspect is left handed an innocent and suspect sez he picked up the item and thats it

virgil sez the death blow was frm the with and when cop tells ff virgil and questions his name, virgil sez classicly "they call me mr tubbs"

cop has enuff of virgil defying him and has him locked up as wife freas out over wanting the real killer caught

in the cell suspect dont trust virgil but virgil sez hes n his side and suspect sez he stole the wallet off the dead guy and was shooting pool b4 that

also a cop busted him for this chick trying to seduce him or getting naed in her home as he noticed

virgil gets endence from susects right hand andcop and another cop ive virgil a waiver for false arrest and let him out saying he an catch the 1 12 train

virgil sez change the charge and theres pool chalk under his nails not blood andthe body was dumped there and iced elsewhere

cop goes with viegil's acdevice and cop goes to a guy and wife saying she dont want virgil taken off the case and she'd leave with her husbands engineers if they dont do what she sez

mmYOR i think sez if he wins the cops get the redit and if not they a nblame viegil i think

cop goes to the train station to talk virgil into thr case saying thefactory the wife is making will hire a lot of coloreds but virgil sez thats ur eople not mine

cop has enough of it and sez he' loe to ave him horsewhippwd and vihil laughs saying his dad said that

cop sez u think ur so much better than us so you cant give up a chance to show em up, which shows he knows how he thinks and int inferior but has areas he excels in

if this were made tiday they'd have the rednecks be either idiots or evil r both and have no redeemimng traits unless they were secretly queers

they go to an openly black mechanic to get vigil a car and

virgil goes with it and 1 guy with big eyebrows sez virglis probably gonna get iced

virhil gets info on wifes mans wereabours and he has cop bring himto a cotton plantation with many afrivanized workers lik the goode olde slaverye days

they go to thegreenhouse andvirhil has a nie talk with the pantation owner of his orchids and owner sez like the n=gro they need care

virgil fnds a thing like on the body andwhen virgil pints out owner was openly against the victim and his fctory and beliefs

owner slaps virgil who baclhands bac shocking cop an owner who sez there was a time i'd have you shot

they leave and virgil sez he can bring down the owner but cp sez vigil is just like them

1 guy sez a cop would've shot a colore guy for slapping the owner and claimed self defence and cop seems to have changed his view on virgil

a redneck car chases down virgils and after a car battlevirgil ecapes to a factory but its not the final battle like terminator and they get metal like chains and pipes and virgil gets a pipe

after a fiht i hummed guiles theme incop stops it and they accule him of liking colores so he beats em up

virgil has cop brin him on his route from b4 as the diner restaurant plays foul owl on the prowl and its a cool nice song

vrgil and redneck cop at the tart go by the dinerand main cop tells ff virgil for being in danger and causing a mess for em

they go in and redneck dont wanna serve vergil for being openly africanized

they call in the tation and go on and when virgil sez other cp changed his royte he gets skitty

they lok into a guy making a deposit andthe guy sez he earned it after a while and cop thinks he got 900, took 600 and left 300 in the wallet for someone to take the fall

virgil sezother cop whos the deposit guy turned on his routre so virgil wouldn't see a naked White woman and the other cop is arrested but virgil thnks its wrong

so a guy comes in with the now non naked chick saying shs pregnant

she sezshe was lonely cuz her brother works late and the other cop b0ned her in the graveyard like occultists and bro thinks its raepe cuz shes 16 bt not legitimate but staaitoy

er brother or w/e is mad that they had an openly black man in the room as she told of being b0ned

virgil asks left handed suspect and finds theres a colored woman who kills the unborn for money like an assassin buttaking out the innocwnt and not lincon or j fk

rednecks wanna do something of virgil and sez he checked wood and found its pine and found a the factory site the vic was iced and driven back in his own car so other cop can't drive 2 cars at once

unless he used a kage bushin

virgil needs more time and admits he went afre owner outta his prejudice against the owner for thinking wha he didn't like

later its night co is drinking and bummed of his life and virgil is similar

a guy brings vrgil to a shop with the baby killer which is irnic as the la was an ally to the founder in pla nn ed par ent hood to gwt ri of the "bad" races

virgi wants to now who hired her to ice the teens kid and she sez hes betraying his kind

he is nice to her and tris to help her stay outta ail despite all the babies she iced and he sez theres White time and colored time injail and the guy paying iced the vic

the teen comes in butvirgil gets her but the killer is there an its the brother with a gun

a lynch mb comes out but vigil tells em shes got 100$ to ice her kid and they check and find it

brother caps a guy and is cauht and confesses he got a ride from victim and tried t rob him but accidentally iced him and faked the thing

also he got his sister pregnant cuz he's in a same family relationship with her and is more progessive in some ways

so the case is solved and cop sez ye to virgil wgo rides on that train he tried to go on a few gtimes and the theme song plays

the end

hat was well made

good fiming and drecying and good colors despite i think widescreen

nice briht hues and popping and its got a good feel to it

i like how virgil had his biases and wasn't some o no wrong paragon who sows up all the devolved rednecks

it hates on the south makes many of em look bad and uses the stereotype of inbreeding

this is why we need southern prie supoet, to hep stand up to bigotry and intolerance against people for what they are

what next? making them cannibals?

but think about this, southern stereotypes, lazy, lusty, inred illiterate, cannibal, poor, low iq devolved, fat, drunk, drugs, violent

those are often applied to africanized groups

and many africabized americans are in the south!

its like sayng; i hate those... new Yorkers, those lusty, greedy, long nosed beady eyed, child eating, rich, corrupt, demon worshipping, lying, corrupting, world controlling... new Yorkers

not so proper, but they do it to the south

but i liked it and it showed that meeting virgil showed the cop theres good africaized americans

i assume he had a lot of negative encounters with em and it gave him a bad view on their kind

like being in Canada and putting up with french women

if you keep being bit by dog, you're gonna not like dogs

but if you meet a good one it can change your view

both leade actors did well and  its a good crme story that kinda wraps up quick after having good pacing and holding interest for much of it

kinda like a Go Nagai manga

it has good flow and dont drag and goes by fast and don't feel like nearly 2 hours

it a good filme despite racisl issues of making the South look bad

But Birth Of A Nation was good and kinda did it the other way

For In The Heat Of The Night 2 I want it to be 20 years later and the kid of the teen is grown up and is a cop to honor virggil ho stopped her mom was wacking her. She's on a case of a p-m- who's capturing teens to sell to being h--kers and has to deal with a mostly non White force hating her for things they think her kind did in the past. Turns out, many members on the force are working with the p-m- and she goes Rambo on the squad but does in chocolating up sothey don't identify her. Also its an 8 bit Run n Gun game on Sega Master Syster, Game Gar, NES, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lyx and 7800 where you go through the otting slums the town devolved into and tae on junkies and p-mps and traitor cops. Also she's a female body builder as she inerited the good genes 2x from her rents being syblings.