A Perfect Getaway Review

Note: I spell perfect like Cell

A Perfect Getaway

This is my review on A Perfect Getaway from the distant future year to j fk bfore THEY turned him black and he eamed up with elvis to fight a mummy of 2009(The year Robotch season 1 happened)

Its directe by David Twohy who did  nothing I saw but wrote Critters 2: The Main Course/1989 Warlock/1993 The Fugitive/Waterworld/G.I. Jane/Pitch Black

It stars Steve Zahn from Stuart Little/2000 Hamlet/Dr. Dolittle 2/Stuart Little 2/Daddy Day Care/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days/Friends/Phineas and Ferb/candy a55 Modern Family, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/Rock Star/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Milla Jovovich from Dazed and Confused/The Fifth Element/Zoolander/Resident Evilmovies/Zoolander 2*/King of the Hill/Robot Chicken, Kiele Sanchez fropm Stuck on You/Drunk History, Marley Shelton from Hercules in the Underworld/Warriors of Virtue/Pleasantville/Never Been Kissed/Uptown Girls/Sin City/W./Scream 4/2018 Rampage/American Dad!/2025 Matlock, openly australien chria emsworth who the turbo gay guy in Degrassi liked from 2009 Star Trek/The Cabin in the Woods/The Avengers/Star Trek Into Darkness/the bad Ghostbusters/Thor: God of Thunder on DS.

i never saw this b4 but its on pluto tv horror and is only under 2 hours

some reviewers said its good

after logoes we get om video footage of a wedding and a mila and a guy as a couple on a honeymoon over credits

hes in da gov and got a ateboard wack by his brother when hes 9

they go through a ungle and take a chopper to Hawaii lookin lie Jurassic park

after stopping by a fat gaijin they go through the ungle and mila sez "nothing ba happens in Hawaii" like the sacrifice and crime and drugs and pearl harbor isn't canon

they meet a blonde couple and the guys face isn't shown

they leave the couple as they are sketchy and the guy gets b-chy

they go on and climb a path and meet another couple who 1 is a writer or something

they talk about how theres people being killed and it is Hawaii so that sounds right wit all the drugs and gangs and cr-ppy people

they say its li the 90s movie natural born killers and mila and her man are suspect of it

they get to a waterfall pond and theguy and girl whos not main get naked to go skinny dipping

mila averts her eyes and later goes in the water, possible in some kinda swimsuit, and her man tries to get cellphone recption on a cliff

he hears i mean reads the illers might be mainlanders on a honeynmoon

mila talk with the naked chick as naed chociks bf looks crazy

mila man looks up a photo ok the iller an meets the guy from the car who wanted a ride who b--ched out

b==chy touh guy looking like ben stiller in dodgeball sez people die all the tie out here and ries his a55 over judging him for looking weird

he whips out his 9 inch b0ner and sticks it in main guys moth as he muffled sceeeams

jk really the other couple guy crazy look come up and ben stiller guy sez hes going to the next beach and is told he needs permets to go on

the crazy guy coupel and mila couple go on and i thin mr mila forgot his permets

crazy guy sez the movie he weirds needs a ood soy and 1 chick likes ohnny Depp as he didn do nothin

crazy guy was in a ictators palace in eye rac and fund drugs and treasure and iron man nd avengers silver age marvel comics

crazy loo sez hes in the specil forces and isn't allowed to say what but has a scar on is scalp and got his skull rebuilt with titanium

he has a big a55 knife like violence jack and din feel the head getting busted by shrapnel as theres no nerves in the brain

mr mila dont trust thecrazy guy thinkin he miht say hes got a baboon heart next

they go on and it rans an crazy guy uses a hammer to make his tent and throws it which mr mila catches an crazy eyes sez has good relexes

crazyeyes looks into the ungle and sez its probably a goat but mr mila sez he's seen no goats

crazy eyes sez hes got skills and drinks booze with  scorpion in the bottle

crazy eyes sez hes got more awareness and plans ou what to do in case anything happens when he gets on a plane an knows how the doors open or work

oh an mr ila is the writer an not crazy eyes

crazy eyes sez he survived a plane crash and goes out with a bow an arrow to catch dinner

when mr mila dont wanna o crazy eyes mocks him but mr mila sez he an adult and wont fall for it

they go ou together and he sez they aint hunting animals and talk of if crazy eyes is the killer and he sez somethings following em but i he was the killer he wouldn't stay here

the wifes talk and blonde wife sez shes tryin to et pregnant whch means b0ning and a preacher in confederate not soviet Georgia was against b0ing outside of marriage but his woman was b0ning a guy or something

mila sez her rents beat on each other and got 2 kids each but theres 5 and she as the monkey in the middle

also she talks about how she as wit a cool guy called rocky and they were j=rkin off each other and they stop to see a neighbors dog with undies on its neck that was hung from a tree

he se hed ice her if she tolkd an this was the 1st time told

mr mila finds a guy who brought permits he forgot an nearly chopped him up after talking him

crazy eyes bring a dead animal and his woman guts it for maing food as shes from the south

at night mr mila sez to mrs mila to keep talkin to cray uy to thin he's getting a movie and they can get to the end alive

in the day a chopper comes by an catches the ben stiller and his woman

later mila man and cry eyes go out i the sea on a kaya and mila loos through her wedding video on her camera

she realizes something an goes out to try to get mr mila back

she cant reavh him and tries calling but it don work so she runs and drops cam era and we see the wedding photo

crazy eyes andmr mila are in an inner water place and mr mila pulls a gun after hearing a prase Shake Dat Bush was from cool hand luke and he otta know dat

crazy eyes drns and seems out of it and we getta flasback to the ral mr mila getting his head blown open rom behnd in a sin city thing and taing their identity and pulling ot their eet and fingers

also crazy eyes was the normal one and got a ring to propose to theconfederate woman

an the confederate gf is the one trying to get em to stop, not mila

crazy eyes  falls in the water, confederate girl sez no so crazy eyes fires at her bu misses and mil fights her, beating her head on the rocks like tray von

mila runs off en at her and southern chic hrows her into the hole with water to he ocean as mil shanks her own name

se looked hrough the camera not la and saw the wedding photo want the ones she has with em

wait, mila shanked southern girls leg andshes looking f'd

te caya is upside down and she walks to the cliff ege and hears her phone ring with Dixie

its aguy tryin to ell her cr-p and ater trying o get that filthy underevilved gaijin to help, mr mila comes in and grabs her leg

she fights him of and he fires w/o looing an afterrunning outta ammo, she shans his hand with a switch blade and runs

mila is in a cayak and als with mr mil on da phone andcrazy eyes is alive and tyed under da caya and brathe air in it til hey left

his meal sull prptected him an scalp is coming off but he's got a hatchet and blade

he's he woodsman coming to save red ruding hood

confederate girl meets some locals who say shes safe and hey'll help bu she wants to get out

mr mila comes in saying "sweet heart, eelin better?' and mila gets a chopper

mr mila sez shes on meth an nots and hows em his meth but 1 guy who nows his sh-t sees her pupils are normal and his are expanded like a b0ner of a guy looking at that soviet chick in toshinden

h pulls out a gun and wstes the guys but crazy eyes jumps like 20 feet down and chops mr milas hand open

mr mila tries to fire but his hands fd and crazy eyestaes the gun and sez "how many people"

a cop chopper comes by and milas with em and tell him to put down he weapon

mr mila tries to get crazy eyes to end him and the cop snipers are gonna end him but southensess stops him and stands on him to shiel him

mr mila sez he' have iced him bu southern belle slugs him out saying "ur not him" and mila has the cops waste mr mila

in he ride bac, coneferate fins crazy eyes had the ring 1.5 years and needed he righ moment and hey go off in a chopper to get repaired

then credits to cool music

man a l of guys in security

and most of these guys are Mexicans

brad gayo? lol

he end

ha was cool

junkies being from main guys to bad guys like Tetsuo in Akira

i figuted the crazy eyes wasn't the killer as thats too obvious

mila being evil and icng her butt budy was good showing how ses bada55 but cold

good filming and action and acting

mr mila is good at seemin normal then going nuts

glad the good couple saved each other

they were pretty American with a war hero and confederate

its cool andlike conan he dventurer said in the cartoon, the easiest way is often a trap

as hey mae the obvious guys not it and the least ovbois ones it

gla i saw it

it holds up

For A Perfect Getaway 2 I want the crazy eys and his southern belle to be in a snowy place and mila returns o finish em off, but they encounter a partridge creek beast and gotta work together to escape, but also mila is plotting to end em and in the end they chop off her leg and the monster eats her. Also its an 16 bit game like The Lost Vikings on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, atar jaguar and gba where you switch between the 3 characters and each are wounded in different ways and can nly do 1 action and you gotta solve puzzels to get by.