Balked At The Altar Review

Note: I spell Balkan

Balked At The Altar

This is my review on Balked At The Altar from the distant future year to President efferson Davis of 1908(110 years before that Robotech Comic)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart

It stars Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, D. W. Griffith, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, and Mabel Stoughton from stuff but ain't on bac door, aids bag, sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, beta male, soy boy, Creator hater,  banana crammer, queer as a deer wih a steer in its real, hippie soner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who called Grokipedia biased but uses made up naes an goes with crazy peoples delisions

I never saw this but its Grifith, its gotta be good

After title we see a chic reading a boo and a guy comes by

shes happy to see him and he smokes and leaves

anotherguy who looks blicketee black with White hair and a beer gut comes by with a dog and sack of cr-p and rins the bell

a chic with an apron and room sends him away cuz shes racist or w/e, but this is the 1900s, everyone is

apron klansman woman goes back in and a guy in a suit and hat comes by and this is all 1 shot, pretty impressive for 1908

so chic tries to get his attention but he aint interested and leaves

a beardo comes by and she pulls him away from the door but he leaves as he guy in da house he came to she came out

house guy sayz something to her but theres no sound like hat evangelion thing and laughs and leaves as man chic is giddy like james in pokemon

at this other place suit an hat guy goes around and meets a chic in a white dress and hat

she drops a paper and he gets it and goes after hr as blicketee black uy and his White dog come by

beardo is there and has a seat but falls and fights with guys sisiily til a guy breaks it up and brings him off o be b0ned dead like the soviets did in ww2

chick is getting ready an the guy brings beardo to her and its the laughing guy and they hang out

he goes but house guy gets a gun and makes him propose i a forced marriage like in the slum countries

so people get together for a weeding but it dont seem kosher so we need wedding peach to use her magical girl powers and search for you love like the sailor starlights who are manlier than the beta male soy boy wiener cleaners in bts and other k pop cr-p

so they go in the church or temple or w/e and beardo makes a break for it, runs around and ups out a window of stained glass thats clearly paper and drawn on

he runs through his dark area like the tunnels under buildings THEY do their rituals

or maybe its just cr-ppy film and its outside at night

guys chase him like its a silent movie and eventually hop a fence guys are working on and spill out

they get up and run and 1 guy im not sure whom falls on this hillside as the swarm goes over him

so thats where scooby doo got it from

bea5d is still running in the woods and climbs a tree but they get him and bring him back

hey go to the church and he says something that makes her not want him and slap him

he raises his big irish hand and smites her with a deadly blow and laughs as the dad pulls a pistol and shoots him in the head

jk really they sit down and chick is reading  book in a black void and laughing as i think it was only a story

the end

that wasn't bad

nice lite comedy and action

fun acting and a bit over the top but thats the 1900s for ja

often its a woman forced to marry a creepy man but here they changed it up

there were cartoons using this theme for decades so it did something right

the film is like 9 mins and public domain so anyone can do anything with it

good filming and they had some good things for little touches for all the characters

glas i saw it, its not so bad

and her reading the book at the end ws like Shning Force

For Balked At The Altar 2 I want beardo to go to the worlds fair and see all this sci fi things but there's an attack of a high tech thing going wrong an he has to escape using the sci fi items and tech to get away as it blows cuz THEY wanted to destroy the evidence. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari7800 and Lynx where its lie the GBC Power Rangers Games and you o through epic cities THEY destroyed to cover the TRUTH.