Monday, December 22, 2025

The Adventures Of Dollie Review

Note: I spell lie the doll chic in Yugioh GX but not devolved

The Adventures Of Dollie

This is my review on The Adventures Of Dollie from the distsnt future yea to Oda Nobuaga of 1908(110 years befoe that Robotech Comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game

It stars  Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game,  Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game and Madeline West who's not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kun fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who goes with made up names and covers the real ones for the inane

I never saw this 4 but its Griffith, its gotta be good

its his 1st film too so i wanna see where it all started

after title see a little girl and her rents in the woods

they go by a water thing by the grass with rocks by the ede an kid sits with mom and fishes

dad comes with buckets and wait i think thats a gypywho tries o steal from her

she fights him off and dad comes by and beats that thing for its crimes

in samurai times they used theives for katana testing and lined em up to see how many you can cut through in 1 swing

bring that back

esp for gaijin

and im not calling it a gypsy as a joke

its called dat on Wikipedia

as a multi Slavic American, i can say I've heard thing of those gypsies

so it goes back to its gypsy agon with its woman it probably bought for being a good thief and virgin like that doc on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

but it tried to make em look not bad wen they use kids to steal so they'd not get in as much trouble

and in the 2020s the homies got into hat with teens carjacking and stealing and murdering and beating and knifing

bring back the gallows

public executions would either scare em straight or clean those items out

and leave the bodies o rot as a lesson to he rest of em

no more of his young offender cr-p where a 17 year old cracks a guys head in and the media cant name it to protect that crack smoking ape

maybe use em in medical research like if there was a unit 731

but don't trust maruta, they deny history and facts

ban Ben Hur for spreading a "superstitious" belief in Christianity, then sucks rhino horn to try to cure their limp b0ners

so in he camp the wife tends o her alleged man and he's b--chy

he waves his hands around like an italiano and throws her down then goes off

dad plays badminton with his daughter  and when mom brings him off the gypsy steals the kid

i hope he dont try to b0ne her, thy often marry 14 year olds in heir rotuals

or like in he stink lands, spoon out kids eyes and use em for begging

mom finds her kid gone after being away or a few seconds like with john walsh jr being b0ned dead by that aids bag

btw, eff you john wash! i hate that omega pills adds you spam with shellfish juice to treat f'd joints

get f'd dead!!

by a big hiv positive gaijin!

dad asks guys for help and runs off

gypsy runs through a farmers field with his kid and possible meal an dad with guy chase after

at the wagon the gypsy brins the kid and puts her in a barrel to probably coo or ferment

dad and the search party search the wagon but dont find her and go on

the thieves celebrate their win and put he barrel in the wagon to use in heir rituals or offer to their gypsy go

hey race down he road and rough a river as hey dont fin their cr-ppy clothes getting wet as its stolen and probably befouled

in the river he barrel falls out an floats down it and goes over a small waterfall

a woman by the place he kid fished wait i think thats huck fin or n word jim, catches the barrel in fishing and brings it in

he's White as seen by his feet and dad comes by and they pen it to find his daughter

moms there and hugs her andthey reunite

the end

that was actually prtty cool

good kidnapping and rescue

its like divine intervention and help from a higher power saving the girl

good acting and no text cars, it all visual like mad max 2 the road warrior or tom and jerry

its well filmed and the barrel floating out rom the dip in the wagon was well done

glad i saw it

a good start to a good creer

and warnin of he danger of gypsies

didn't now new York had em in the 00s

did they get rid of em eventually?

For The Adventures Of Dollie 2 I want it to be right after and he girl told em wo took her so there's a manhunt for the gypsies. In the end the gypsies activate a self destruct thing in he olde worlde city of roman lie buildings and blows it but the good guys escape and gypsies melt to slime Also its an 8 bit game on NES/GB, Sega Master System/Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jauar and I mean 7800 and Lynx where you play as a cop in the 1900s goin in olde world high tech buildings lie the Tirolians in Robotech II The Sentinel and fihgt gypsies and crooks and the last level is escaping the blowing city.

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