The Comancheros Review

note; i spell like john wayne would like

The Comancheros

this is ore samma no review on The Comancheros from the distant future year to the right honorable john wilkkes booth of 1961 (70 years before battle stars the return of conboy and 50 years before its prequel trnasfortmers the headmasters)

its diurected by the excellent michaerl curtiz who this was his lasty film and joghn wayne had to fginish up as he was dying making it who also did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

It stars John Wayne from all these great films and once playting Genghis Khan and Bardelys the Magnificent\Noah's Ark\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\Rio Grande\The Quiet Man\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Chisum\Star Wars ep 004, Stuart Whitman from The Day the Earth Stood Still\Seven Men from Now\Night of the Lepus, Ina Balin from The Greatest Story Ever Told, Nehemiah Persoff from On the Waterfront\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Little House on the Prairie, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\The Dirty Dozen\Death Hunt, Michael Ansara from Julius Caesar\The Robe\The Ten Commandments\The Greatest Story Ever Told\60s Star Trek\Batman: The Animated Series\The New Batman Adventures\Batman Beyond, Bruce Cabot from King Kong\30z The Last of the Mohicans\Angel and the Badman\The Quiet American\McLintock!\Law of the Lawless\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake, Joan O'Brien from The Alamo, John Waybne Jr Patrick Wayne from The Quiet Man\The Searchers\The Alamo\\McLintock!\The Green Berets\Big Jake, Richard Devon from The Seventh Sign, Jack Elam from The Twilight Zone 60z /Hannie Caulder\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Support Your Local Sheriff!\The Night of the Grizzly\The Rare Breed, Henry Daniell from Marie Antoinette/The Great Dictator\Jane Eyre\The Body Snatcher\Captain Kidd\The Story of Mankind\From the Earth to the Moon, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town\The War of the Worlds\Shane\Destry\McLintock!\The Man from Button Willow, Guinn "Big Boy" Williams from the 20s Noah's Ark\da 30z A Star Is Born\Santa Fe Trail\The Alamo, Bob Steele from of mice and men\Showdown\McLintock!\Hang 'Em High, George J. Lewis fropm Casablanca\Shane\The First Texan\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\60s Batman, and a few from things ore samma never saW

si never saw this but its john wayne and hes bada55

so after then logo and the fox tune we get 1843 whrere 2 guys getr in a duel but not with yugioh cards but with pustols and 1 guy gets sent to h e double sovietb canada

but the guy he iced was the son of a judge and this geezer is gonna send him to the noose so he walks off and they dont go agfter him cuz they beta males

a note goes up for his wanting and they we get title and credits, also this is in color and really wide scrreen

the signal went out but theres a game casino boat on the river and this mexico chick dances with the wanted guy mr paul regret after gambling

she sez he saved her from boredom and talk out on the outside part of the ship and they go to his room for dinner and maybe b0ning

he knows shes up to something an sez he dont got much money and she has a lot

after talk of saying i love u means i desire you, he sees they can synchro an they forme a partnship like dr gero an dr myuu in gt

later john waybe comes in is room an handcuffs him then sez regret got a suit for 300$

hes in the Texas rangers and is here to bring him to Louisiana and new orleens

regret tries to buy him but he's too honest like a samurai and brings him out

regret wants to say bye to a girl and ohn waye lets him but her cabin is empty and he wants to find her

ohn waybe brings him to a town and has him ride a muel and brings bacon/beans

1st, bacon isn't kosher, 2nd, beans are gross

so they travel to a wasteland and make food but regret fins a gun and pulls it on him

ohn aybe slugs him out as hes gonna fire and gets back the derringer

regret is cuffed to a saddle to not escape and offers his word of honor not to escape but ohn waybe knows bettr

they go by a farm of cattle and he sez his woman bi it and they see he farm is burning

they find 2 guys upside down but no guts out and few bodies with a doll and he sez the girl's inside and he was at her Christening

after burying the bodies, regret nails him with a shovel and books it then later he wakes up in a rain with the screen tinted to look dark but is clearly day and sunny

he goes after on a muel and in the town guys razz him for it but he sez he likes it

a guy writes his da a letter on ohn ways events and ohn aybe hears of an attack by commanche

a guy sez they got guns but was wild rom beating a rangers jaw an slicing 2 with a bowie knife

he heard from a Yuma guy he'd get a good price for guns and didnt now they wee stolen rom a quartermaster like T R Edwards in Titan Robotech

ohn waybe is given the mission of going as the gun guy, ed McBain, and real McBain wants to read the bible as he's turning good

ohn waybe goes to a town in a trenchcoat and hat like vicnent price to a room held for him an its all expences paid

nowadays he'd rent a lot of weird p0rn0

he meets 2 chics, a blonde and a Mexican, and theres drinks for em but hey go and a slack jawed devolved guy wait its evil lee marvin comes in and chases em out

he wants the guns and finds not McBain burried em to keep em safe

not McBain sez he got more and lee offer 100 $ for each and is told the commanche pay 5x

lee wants to meet comanchroes and not McBain wants to go to make sure and they agree to have fun in town

lee has a blac khat an a scar rom Indians and is sensitive of it so he nearly scars a man with a broken beer bottle but not McBain stops him with a face fist and they rough round til not McBain wins

they ae gonna get the guns but join a poker game an he meets regret nd sez hes ed McBain to cover it

lee don't play well and does t too wild but claims its cheating and not McBain offers to stop but lee wants to win it bac

lee can't take it and pulls a gun so not mcbain wastes him nd comes out as a cop then brings in regret

they go to the wasteland and has regret dig out the guns and sez i he outed him hed have iced em both then has regret fill the hole up

you are my, indentured servant, my, property

he has regret ride infront of the wagon on the horses jacka55 and e sits in the cool wagon as he dont trust regret

at a stop regret nearly f's up he horses as ohn wayne stops him and theres a immy Olsen kid se regret has a shirt like his mom he never saw on a man

they're fighting commanches and ohn aybe makes regret carry a anvil to not get away

they talk with a chick gonna poop out a baby and its been 2 yeas since mrs not McBain bit it

commancheroeso commanche attac anthe Americans fight em off

i looked it up and Comancheros were guys who traded with commanche like items, food, or slaves

regret gets away on a horses a55 andjohn waye dont cap him as he needs the ammo for the red man

the immy Olsen kid gets a big a55 gun an blows out a commanche

regret returns and fights em of with em and he baddz are beat

1 guy got it and a guy is gonna move the settlers out from red attacs and settler guy wants to help regret or helping em

the baby was born and they are gonna name it after ohn waybe but he sez name him after regret who saved em

they go on and john waybe tells reret he swore an oath to bring him in and didm't cap him

they go to a paradise like farm  with a little girl calling him uncle and her moms a busty blonde

k so i missed it and reget bought in Texas rangers to save em

blonde sez her husband bit it in the Texas battle for indepandance and was near Sam Houston an they name the did after mrs not McBain

not mcain is malcontent over Sam getting em to fight and regret is into blonde wait its the mexian chic and its cuz of not McBain he aint with her

mnot McBain sez sorry and they go to see a judge to help regret

udge sez they'll lie of regret being in the Texas rangers as he's then sworn in recent but they say he was in it or a while

not mcain gets regret to volunteer for a thing w/o him knowing it a they go out in the burned out wastelands from probably some ancient attack

regret thinks they're alone now but not McBain knows indins are like ninja and some come by but are non violent

he gives em a cigar but no booze and tells reret you tell different Indians by looks like a gopher snake rom a rattlr

regret attacks the gopher snae but ohn waybe puts it in the shade as its their friend who eats rodents and sez after ur 1st rattlr you'll now

they go out in the wasteland and see 1 Indian then a swarm and use a feather stick to show whos side they are on like pirate flags in the high seas

high seas? like height? like the water above the firmament?

the feather stic gets em past the Indian swarm and both go to a group and give em rifles

they got 72 rifles w/o firing pins an oferrs to work with em but ae caught and hung by their arms on a wood frame thing

so they are in a dungeon later and shave then we seethis thing of a guy dragged by a rope on a horse

the commancheo leaders saythey came uninvited and will get executed for it as they gota stay secret

they see him as McBain and Mexican rom b4 likes and searched 4 regret and 1 leader wants to ice en

the main leader sez other lower leader who wants em iced is jealous of her liking regret

mecian remembers not mcban from the boat and high leader in a straw hat is in a wheelchair with stone wheels like The Flintstones

they make their own powder and have their own dark society that ends its dissenters like a guy hanging for stealing like in roman or samurai times

not McBain wants to jump guys for weapons when the back up arrives and take out this dark group

not McBain talks with mecixan over things and b4 she can talk to him of her real thing, chief ironshirt comes by with his men

she asks him if he's really McBain and he sez hes many names in his business and she sez she saw him with a Texas ranger star on the boat

he tells regret she knows hes a ranger and if she outs him, regret gets it too

at a party there, Mexican makes out with regret and high leader her dad or w/e comes in and invites em to dinner

oh and regret intended to get the duel guy in the arm but he moved

and lee is called crow like the guy who too over Yugioh 5Ds and 'd up the show with his cr-ppy 6th dragon and lee was partly scalped so is scar is from thar

so Mexican i think wants to run away with regret and they make out, a Frenchie an a Mexican total devolution

at dinner she sez she wants to leave with reret and dad leader otta leave to a better place as the cops know of it

he assumes its not McBain and not mncbain admits it and that the troops are commin

a guy reveals he iced the scouts and no help will come so not mcbain thows a drin in a guys ace and has regret beat him then not mcabin gets the other guard high leader calls

regret sez he and Mexican are going south and not mcanin sez they got indians to deal with

ohn wayne has crippled leader captive and sez he'd enjoy watching him hang

so this cart with ohn waibe and cripple leader go out at day but its tinted to look night and cripple leader attacks an alearts the guards so they floor it and ohn wayne shoots things that blow as they escape

the swarm of Indians chase em to action horn music and across the wasteland with towering things that were probably once buildings

the cover on the wagon catches fire and comes off dragging and ohn wayeb with Mexican and raegrt driving takes out chasing Indians like a video game

the wagon falls andflips and on waybe bada55edly gets up and the reinforcements come in

regret named paul like atrades in dune saves john waybe by capping the lower leader who wanted em iced

crippled leader bit it an mexiacn covers it with a cloth and gets a gun like go nagai manga

the Americans take out the red man and burn their base and stop their evil

now normans and Saxons can live together in peace

ohn waybe lets paul egret and msexicn go of on a new life and rides out back home into the wasteland

the end

that was good

nice action an western fun

good acting and writing ad action and story

goo twists and i didn't see how it would go

dspite the widescreen, its a cool film an has a positive feel of American action and heart

good honor and values and themes and ohn Waybe is many an cool as usual

glad I saw this one, its pretty well done

although the rangers lying to protect a guy seems a bit off

For The Comancheros 2 I want the pail egret and his woman to find a lost city in the desert and its been left empty, turns out, the people left as it was gonna be nuked by past tech in 1812 and by leavin it, it was spared. after noicing life signs there, the destroyers returned and they gotta use ancient tech to fight em. Also its a 128 bit game like Shadow The Hedgehog on Dreamcast GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as them and go around in speed armor to activate the defence system, hen at the en they launch he city o the sky and repopulate it through breeding.