Triple Cross Review

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Triple Cross

This is my review on Triple Cross from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Mussolini of 1966(40 years b4 Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by el deviento brit mo from maruta land Terence Young who did Wait Until Dark/Red Sun 1971

It stars Christopher Plummer from The Sound of Music/An American Tail 1 /1987 Dragnet/Rock-a-Doodle/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Malcolm X/1994 Wolf/12 Monkeys/A Beautiful Mind/2004 Alexander/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus/The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Knives Out, the offspring sacrifice=ing Romy Schneider from nothing i saw, Trevor Howard from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Mutiny on the Bounty 1962/Superman 1978/Gandhi, Gert Frobe from Mr. Arkadin/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Claudine Auger from nothing i saw, Yul Brynner from The Ten Commandments/Solomon and Sheba/Westworld/The Ultimate Warrior, the hybrid Harry Meye from nothing I saw, Jess Hahn from nothin I saw, Jean Claudio from nothing I saw, Anthony Dawson from Dial M for Murder/Red Sun 1971/Ghoulies II, Robert Favart rom nothing i saw, Bernard Fresson from nothin i saw, Clément Harari from nothing i saw, Annette Claudier from noting I saw, Georges Douking from 1935 Crime and Punishment, Edward Underdown fro0m Beat the Devil/Dr. Crippen, Howard Vernon from nothing I saw, Francis de Wolff rom Scrooge 1951/Ivanhoe 1952/Moby Dick 1956, Gordon Jackson rom The Quatermass Xperiment/1962 Mutiny on the Bounty/The Great Escape, Jean-Marc Bory from nothing i saw an a buncha guys often eurotrash  who aint on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offendr, Creator Hater, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer,, soom bottom, queer as a der with a ster in its rear, hippie stoner vgan peta tree kung fu base on plants wikipeia who denies Tartaria and thinks lincon/ba rock was good.

its based on the book of the story of Eddie Chapman who I never heard of

it starts with a guy taking cr-p from a brit place and getting away

then a nerd doing chemisty w/ olive oil and it blows

then credits to ,muisic and a guy walking in a dark place

the news sez robberys are one by gaijin as they use gum and we see a guy blow a safe with plastics and tries 2 escape and avoid people

later the brits arrest andy whos in jersey but the brittish one not the shore one

In jail he bangs the door to get a guard and asks why germans are in the parade as he tinks theres a war on

He tells em the germans might wanna use him or his info and nearby is an axis building wait its a jail and a woman is by in a car

the men cheer as they gotta b0ne each other w/o broads

She goes in to find a man and 1 sez England will be no more

Yeah I wish!

so they bring main guy eddie not andy in a car

in a camp he gets a smoke and talks with a Frenchie of getting arrested

when guard comes in he gras Frenchie and b0nes his mouth. 

jk he sez stay out of my way

In the yard a French woman, the most masculine of all frenchies, uses a can on a string to lower him cr-p from a window

at night he uses a thing to sneak out his room and this seems like Kekko Kamen

2 guards wait 1 plays with a cat and he sneaks by and goes to the women cells

he meets French woman who sez they can cap i for this, as they shoul, purvo man going in womans cells

they b0ne but in the real version they were b0ning

they get caught and taken away and his cr-p is inventoried for after the war

he slugs down i think Frenchie in axis uniforn and is taken away

they take him out and execuite him by firing squad and we see him in a car w/ axis guy and girl saying thats what happened to him

he's given a new name to go under cover as the guy i think and a story for having iced a guy

the woman is the countess who got him from jail at the start and they meet Yul Brynner who's soviet playing Axis but European accent is European accent

Yul has him shoot the head off a statue from a distance and sez the shot broke the hidden mic or ears of listener and trust no one

Yul sez act more officer in furure with salutes and cr-p

then in day he talks german with countess outsie w/o subs and smooches her

he's trained to make spy gadgets like saltpeter to make a fuse and sen xxx at each message en or they know he's caught

countess doubts him but Yul sez he' her responsinbility

1 thinks he's a double agent and his crime past is mae up to trick em

she's in his room and gives him a backrub and talks of spy cr-p then they make out

an axis guy comes in after a siren goes off and pulls a gun to get him down so he sez shoot and the guy backs down and leaves

later brittih and soviet Canadian guys went to the coast and the axis thinks its a divrsion so round up the frenchies

they search frencies and eddie finds a guy with a watch and smacks him around for info

they hi guys in a wall i think and he finds French woman in bed and she knows its him

he sez he was dead and i see they faked his end to have him go undercover

he hides her as the frenchies are sent back to h e double England

later Yul sez he'd pay eddie 100 000 marks in any money he wants after his next mission

later he listens in on a thing and the tree gets blown and falls on the building

he goes in and writes cr-p then axis guy wo/ gun from b4 looks for him but he's on the room

he comes back with a cut hand saying its rom broken glass and gun axis tends to it

so they send him in a plain to soviet englsnd and parachute him in

gun axis thonks eddis gonna escape and ditch the mission

they don't hear from him or a while and are gonna end him i think but he sends a message

in start of day germans come an1 is Yul and he sez what took you?

he wants and extra 1000 marks and is sent on another mission after something of a gun guy having a pack of smokes having suspence and he gets it from him

He's sent into England and offers to give em the radio frequiencies of german agents active

they ont trust him but he gets em to try it and he sez remember the 3 x's

they in they wanna blow some plaece and they ave plans for him and make deals for money

he goes in on is main mission to sneak in the place, hide in the john, come out at night meal, plant a detonater and sneak out with the night staf in AM

he goes and the brits dont wanna lose a plaine factoiry or a month but are told they gotta as the gov wants it or their reasons

like THEY did pear harbor and the tow urz

so i think the gov blamed a german plane but the brits have eddie call the germans and they wanna have him back

brits dont think its safe and edie got paid but they send him back and he's interrogated by germans but its really training for real germans and its brits in bratwurst face

in Cool Portugal he talks with countess who sez he' be interrogated when he gets back

he goes back and has to writes all his activities as Yul got it on the front

they keep asking how he got the detonater/what he did for 3 days and gun axis sez Yul got himself out but now they got new instructions and Yul owe him money not them

they drop him in nautral territory and then he's brought back in a car by countess

in the john he finds a pill on him and takes it then 1 guy gives him a drink

wait i think he didn't take it

he gets the Iron Cross Award rom Zee Fuhrer and is promoted

look how nice they are, too bad he's a traitor

then Yul returns and i guess he's not dead

in a meeting he recognizes the aerial photo of the place he blew and the big guy who gave him a drink sees its odd as eddie never saw it

edie sez he saw it w/ baron but yul stans up for him as drink german would need to file a report and i wrong he's f;d

laterY ul sez this isn't the German Army that too Poland/France but hes more of a facifist i mean pacifist

they are out and Yul nees to get to candy a55 France by night

in there he meets French chick who he sez Yul is using him as cover to come here and send word to someone

also i thinks shes not a h00ker like the French made 20s Germans do

he goes out at night and meets Frenchie from jail and tells him what the Germans are planning

the Germans come to arrest him but he has Yul come out from being called rom his dinner and eddie gets away

at a dinner Yul/edie go in and i think they hear theres an attack planned by patton so they otta send eddie called franz as his german name to fin out when and where

then they hear the enemy hit normandy and things look bad

edie and some guy go on a mission and they get attacked by the enemy

in a club he dances withcountess and sez after the wall he'd keep on looking at pretty things and they split

in a place the rao sez the Fuhrer is still alive after and attack

he goes out and talks 2 Yul wo sez its over

drink germanarrests yul who sez he resists and carry out ur orders

he against his wishes caps Yul and i think Yul was pat of the plot to wack the Fuhrer

the brits say the germans Don't know how hard they were to ace but now THEY can get the German Secret Weapons

So the axis falls and everyone cheers not getting the commies are in 

he finds the records of his arrest got blown in the war so he was fighting zee axis for nothing

the end

that was not bad

good filming and music

acting worked and the story was a bit hard to get but not too hard

good story thata not only "germany bad, englind good"

the color was nice and its not great but works

glad i saw it

i hear its like james bond but i never saw those, but hear these guys who made this did some of those

For Triple Cross 2 I want him to get into working for America and looking into the soviets and maruta. Also he deals with a plot to bring back the ape man project form the soviets and has to sabotage it and set the lab to blow and get out in time. Also its an 8 bit Zillion Clone on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, GB, TG16, Atari lynx and 7800 where you play as him and go around the underground lab fighting Slavic and maruta yokai and gotta get the keys to activate the reactor by beating the bosses who loose the yokai on you, then get out before it blows.