Mr. Jones At The Ball Review

Note: I spell like Duke Nuken

Mr. Jones At The Ball

This is my review on Mr. Jones At The Ball rom the istant future year to Caligula of 1908 (130ih years b4 the 3r robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment

It stars John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Mack Sennett from a lot, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Jeanie MacPherson from The Fatal Hour/Money Mad, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment and Super Marion Sunshine rom nothin I saw.

I never saw this but its by Grifith so i'll probably like it

So a woman and man dressed like the alleged 1700s welcome people to their place

theres a black butler(not like the anime) playes by a White guy and seem to e tropical trees in the building

i assume from pre catstrophy event or a re to the Millennial reign

1 guy has a long trench clat like a less ratty Violence Jack

another does too

the people check their top hats and black coats with the legally black butler as i guess thy are into the dark group an they get a ticket for it as i think its to return it

1 fat guy in a tux has an issue and spazzes out a bit

the girls go to a room an take off their coats

then they turn into d0ngs and b0ne each other

wait, thats 4chan

i think some put on leggings

they go to a room and dance with paulm like trees around

some of these chicks got big butts

call sir mix a lot

the fat guy in a tux comes in and dances with a woman

i play commencement dance and ritual sacrifice 6 stars of monster to ritual summon performance of sword in attack mode

back in the magic ruler days

wait, he backs out and uses a chick and her dress as a cover

i thin he ripped his pants like spongebob

its only the right thigh and he goes to the girls change room with a mirror like mirror knight calling in Yugioh

a woman sews his leg rip and pricks him but not like poison in final fight when you take a shower together

he puts up a screen an takes off his ripped pants to fix

in the party the people dance for a bit

2 chics go to the woman room but are stopped by a maid

in the room the sewer hears and wigs out as fat guy moves his cover around and we see him kinda in undies but not a good look

a third lady comes and the sewer hides the guy in the closet like Travolta in south park

a 4th lady comes and moves the maid and the group goes in to see sewer holding man pants

in the soviet version she ate her gun

fat guy runs into dance room an everyone see him with a long shirt as like a tunic covering his possibly huge parts

he gets a rug or coat as a kilt and after ome cr-p, comes bac in the woman room

the dames spazz and book it with his pants and sewer closes the door and gets the men besides fatty out

the dames outside laugh or something an a man tries opening the door as fatty tries holing the door closed

eventually everyone spills in like a butt that can't hold it anymore on each side

imagine being in a vomitorium where you have guys barfing on you?

so in this morass of morality, fatty umps out the window like the macross guy and a cop beats his a55

he can't lift him so he gets a cart thing or moving boxes that i didn't know they had in the 1900s

like in silence of the lambs with carrying in the cannibal ho never eats anyone onscreen

so he wheels him offscreen and the movie had enuf

the end

that wasn't so bad

nice lite comedy

showin people being at an event with humor

nice ting

you can see expression in em

the camera is mostly in 1 place like most 00s fims

the action is like later films like the marx bros or 3 stooges

its only like 8 mins and is a decent little ting

glad i saw tis

For Mr. Jones At The Ball 2 I want the cop taking him to the station but all this weird a55 vaudeville cr-p happens with crime an race riots and commie attacks and American yoki cryptids an hes gotta stop to do the things but do it before the fatty gets conscious so you gotta keep beating him out. Also its an 8 bit mini game thing on nes, gb, mastr system, game gear, tg16, Atari 7800 an lynx where you are the cop and gotta do mini games an keep sopping to go to the guy and back to do the criminls