The Sea Wolf Review

Note: I'm not a furry nd neither is this film

The Sea Wolf

This is my review on The Sea Wolf from the tant future year to Zee Kaizer of 1941(70 years before Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Michael Curtiz who's usually great and did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Comancheros.

It stars Edward G. Robinson from The Hatchet Man/Tiger Shark/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Scarlet Street/Key Largo/The Violent Men/The Ten Commandments/1966 Batman/Mackenna's Gold/Soylent Green, Ida Lupino from The Twilight Zone 1964/1968 Batman, john Garfield from they made me a criminal/Tortilla Flat/The Postman Always Rings Twice, Alexander Knox(NOT the Batman guy)from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960/Gorky Park, Gene Lockhart from Crime and Punishment 1935/Algiers/His Girl Friday/Miracle on 34th Street 1947/Madame Bovary 1949, Barry Fitzgerald 1938 Marie Antoinette/And Then There Were None/The Quiet Man, Stanley Ridges from 1941 Sergeant York/1950 No Way Out, David Bruce from Santa Fe Trail 1940/Sergeant York 1941/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1936 Under Two Flags/Duel in the Sun/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/1951 Santa Fe/1953 Calamity Jane/Three Hours to Kill/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, Howard Da Silva from 1938 Marie Antoinette/1941 Sergeant York/1776/1974 The Great Gatsby/Mommie Dearest, Frank Lackteen from 1943 For Whom the Bell Tolls/1956 The Ten Commandments and Ethan Laidlaw from The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/The Big House 1930/King Kong 1933/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/Jesse James 1939/The Outlaw 1943/The Body Snatcher 1945/Samson and Delilah 1949/Calamity Jane 1953/The Ten Commandments 1956/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/To Kill a Mockingbird/Irma la Douce.

I never saw this before but its base on a book by Jack London I never read

it use to have 1 mins cut but they restore it later

I've wanted to review this for a while as I like films off books

there were other verions in 1913 1920 1926 1930 1958 1975 1993 and 1997 but I dint see em

after logos title and credits zoomin in as a ship is in a foggy sea its soviet san ran sico in 1900

in a bar a chic sings hello my baby from looney toons

a guy trys to pickpocket a guy but is caught by the pocket man

a guy ant people to oin a sailing mission but they dont wanna

garfiend whos pocketed is told by sailoer recruiter the cops are gone and buys him a drink to get him to join

garfiend slugs him out as he was gonna spike the drink and abduct him an possible b0ne him as its san fran sicko

so garfeind joins the boat trip like that movie in the 00s an a drunk irish sez its a h-llship but you'll wanna tear out wolf larsons heart lie mortal kombat

the rower beats the drunk Irishman like rondey king after drunk driving

on a boat going to sovivety can an sicko is ida lipin or lupin iii an she sees men coming for her

she tells a guy to cover for her an say she's webster like the midget and the guy is Humphry

te guys come an are cops saying its a crime to aid an ecaped con

he don't side with her and she jumps in the sea rather than be turned queer in jail as another ship plows into the one she was on

like the kid in captains courageous wanted the big boat to do to the small ones

Humphry saves lipino an the ghost comes by, the boat the garfiend joined, saves em

Humphry comes to an sees edwar g robinson coming in with a zoom in like john wayne in stagecoach o we know he a big deal

a guy bites it an Edward dont care and wants a prayer book guy to say something

humphy is a writer an its the 1st time he saw a man bite it with indifference

spoiler; the maruta in the 21st century watch is run over in the road and leave em to die

Edward sez humpshys soft like a woman and wont drop him of and dont follow other shipping lanes so he's here til they return to san an sicko

he's put on as a cabin boy an garfeind is promoted to boat puller as humphy got his part

garfien George leech sez he dont wanna be boat puller as it s-cked an wolf roboncon beats the gay outta him

later drunk irish dumps on humphrys writing that hates on the boat

hes gonna give em to wolf the captain robinson and chimps around like some kinda ape laughing

they pulls a knife ater humpy said irhish stole money

at dinner wolf g robinson sez the crew is told theyre huntinng seals but has a head ache

if this was a video game, his bein dizzy from it is when you attac him in his cycle

dr sez its not his fault people die under him as when they get to him they're dead and if he had instruments he can heal people and worked in high places but his hands shake too much

humphyr believes him and dr goes to sew his patints head up after a spike nailing

Humphry goes in the captains quarters and sees books lie Darwin, Milton, poe and others showin he's high class and reads miltons paradice lost and underlined "better to reig in h-ll than serve in heaven"

thats not true, you rather be a company owner in mexico? or a employee in America?

wolf comes in and he reads him the book then wolf gets along with him an likes his writing

then slugs him in the gut for not saying captain/sir

laron finds hupry earns 10 000 $ a year rom fiction but thins its not important

yeah but the origin of species an its lies is kosher

wof goes on how if Humphry got his limbs f'd he coul go on and can ice him at any time

Humphry's gonna go but wolf wants to talk like civilize people as he can't with his minions

he wants Humphry to write his story and how he had 5 bros 4 dead from the sea and they were se people and as a cabinboy at 12 an master of his ship ince 21 n knows math/science/literature

holy cr-p he's batman

maybe bane or lex Luthor

a guy coms in saying the lmipn's dying and dr's too drunk so leach trys waking him

wolf has em open a port hole as water splashes in and slaps dr around then orders coffee for him

black, likehis property

she comes to sayin she'd rather die than go back to prison and irish is giddy she's one of them gooble gobble

dr comes to saying she cant save her but all he can do is a blood transfusion but his hands are f'd

he don't wanna try as if she bites it its his fault and if he dont it up to The CReator

When good men do nothing, that is evil enuff, dhalsim

olf orders garfiend leech to give blood as they both are criminals and irish mocks him so leech fights him

this makes the irsish look bad, like bi den, ba rock, tru deau and kathleen kennedy

later dr comes up in proper clothes and brings the lpino up looking a but italinao

she thanks garfeind an offers to reward him a he dont say much

wolf sez dr sez she was too sic to move and not able to drop her off but when they get bac to soviet an fran sico later and touch no other ports

shes not pleased and feels f'd so she goes back in and wol jokes put bars on her window so everyone lols

she slaps Humphry for telling her secret but he sez she talked while spazzed out

she wants to be drpped of by china or an island or another boat an leech thros a metal thing by wolfs head

wolf sez by sea law he can hang him but he's gonna have him end himself and has him taken below

lipino wants to die an later wol talks with wol i mean humphy on his witing plans

wolf seems like a monster but is deep and meaningful but punishes others to feed its own ego and dont wanna meet its equal

wolf gets mad but dr comes in an asks wol to forbid the men laughing at him and wants respect as he used to have fancy suits and now has stopped drinking and has no hand shakes and wants respect before he bites it

captain tells the people to respect him an call him dr prescott lie Sydney in scream

then wol spacks him own and he falls and the men mo lest him with tearing up his coat and hassling him

he climbs  the thing and tells everyone wold wont go in regular lanes of shipping and he fears his brother whos hunting him and wants to cannon his a55 and jumps to splatter on the poop deck offscreen lie a sack of chef Boyardee

wolf sez he slipped and later limpino tals to grafrien leech like x men guy who was beat and how they wanna get of the boat and theres a place for guys like them who are wanted they wanna be free and she has little hope

later at the night theres a scheme to ice wolf where they sneak attack him sayin someone wanted to see him an throw him overboard as he has a head ache

later leech comes by lumpinos room to say its over, finished an they gotta sneak out 1500 miles in open boat

they grow closer an holds her hand they gave blood from and sez no more tears like shampoo

later captain blyth or wol or w/e comes back crawling up the side of the boat like an anime villain

he asks the boat river who did it but is told he was watching the course and dont wanna be 1st mate as he takes orders not give it

wolf Larson blitzer comes down and checks the sleeping crew but they come to and beat on him

he fights his way out like streets of rage and the crew wants to turn in leech for getting em to do it but eh se its better to go out like dr

Humphry sez he saw nothing and is called to see wolf who asks irish to find out who did it

Humphry sez irhsi was the only one who couldn've took his money and they fiht with Humphry pulls a knife to that leprechauns neck an wol sez end him

irish flees and wolf sez he's devolving an getting darker and its fun to have a mans life in yo hands like megatron

wolf sez open the cutains but theyre open and its revealed he has blindness attacs but they wear off and he tricks Humphry to come close so he grabs him in a kung fu grip to keep him there til hsi eyes return

later he calls the men up and sez he has a list of who treid to ice him bu he rips it up and sez dr was right and hhes not hunting seals and they can go down with the ship but he plans to steal from the guys who buy sealskin an can keep em rich their hole life

then outs the irhish miget as the one who outed the list an the men hunt him, tie a rope on him, throws the irish in the water and a shark gets him

1 less problem

so they pull him back and wolf sez tye up whats left of his leg

this is a prison movie

snitches get stitches

at night he people plan something in the shadows and captain wolf hunter comes in asking where the steerer is

he hears a ship siren in the distance and goes out but his head attacks happens

Humphry sez nows ur chance sailor moon as he cant see you as he's blind and the attacks last hours

they get ready to book it in stormy seas but lumpino dont wanna go as shes bad luc so a guy slugs her out and escape in a boat

they drive 6 hours and find the water kegs are full of vinegar with a note from captain Larson an john leech wants to keep going with only a bit of water

capain woody sez they'll be back but his borthers ship the Macedonia comes for em and his eyes are f'd

the ghost like the wraith from pirates of dark water, or was it the maelstrom? gets hit and captain wolfmo trips so 1 leg irish sees hes blind an they can ice him

you ever see a blind kung fu fighter? the only guy stronger than him is the old guy trained for 80 years

he can blaze his cosmo

so we cut to the life boat and th escapees find 1 of em is gone

they come to a ship and find its the ghost but tilted and f'd and all the life boats are gone

leech sez they can get supplies form it and everynes probably gone but on there a guy locks him in the ship

this is how horror movie sstart

the others come on and arfeind sez get out as the boats going own and they cant break the door down in time but he left supplies out there

lipno dont wanna leave him an Larson is blind and berserk but 1 guy i thin humphyr goes to get the key from him

leech and lupino have a moment about marrieage and bitng it

Humphry goes to wolf who has a gun and can see shapes and shadows but Humphry sez they can brin him with em to get his eys fixed

he thinks its over and hes going down with the ship and theres an island 2 miles in the fog

Humphry sez his writing of wolf as an ubermench but was realy afraid and dont wanna be depenant and s pitiful

wol wigs out and shoots him then his eyes die and lupino comes by so wolf locks the door

Humphry offers his life or leech as he claims not to be hit and hes gonna prove him wrong

blythe Larson passes the key through the door screen and chick goes off after Humphry sez i'll see you on deck

then bites it and wolf sees its a trick

leech and chick eascepe a blythe ooy wolf Larson goes down with his boat standing like a golden buddha

the end

that was quite good

wolf isn't as hateable as you'd think, having good traits lie intelligence hard work, sill, courage, and some sympathy

he's baa55 an tough and an alpha male, but can be harsh

he's a thining man dealing with a bunch of crac smoking apes o lower mind than him

no wonder he sees them as inferior

i read he's meant to be a capitalist feeing on the poors

well with poors like these inbred cannibals, can ja blame him?

lie that irish midget.

those things are devolved

he's sort of lie magneto from x men or r doom i marvel

not evil, but hardened and gotta be tough to deal with these animals

lie dog and beth chapman dealing with junkies

in the book Humphry was the hero and got the girl but they divided him into leech and changed things

but i liked this one

im glad i waited to see the full version with the extra 14 mins on Tubi

its a cool movie with layers and duality of different sides

leech is manly and tough, Humphry is smart, wolf is smart and tough

now socialist jack London who  was a Creator hater, wanted Wolf to be seen as bad, but I thin like Jud Sus or Watchmen, he made the guy interesting

they changed a bit from the book, quite a bit, but I thin its pretty good

i can see why people like it

For The Sea Wolf 2 I want it to be about the boats with the crew trying to get to land but keep getting picked off by sea yokai as its by the evil's sea in apan. Alo its a 16 bit game on sega gensis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba like lemmings or chuchu where you guide the boats to try to get to land an avoid yokai of the sea.