The Mystery Of The 13th Guest Review

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The Mystery Of The 13th Guest

This is my review on The Mystery Of The 13th Guest from the distant future year to DW Griffith of 1943(80 years beore the robotech II the sentinels)

Its directed by William Beaudine who Sparrows 1926/Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

It stars Helen Parris from Bride of Frankenstein, Dick Purcell from Valley of the Giants 1938, Tim Ryan from From Here to Eternity, Frank Faylen from Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Sergeant York/Yankee Doodle Dandy/Blood on the Moon/The Beverly Hillbillies, Jacqueline Dalya from Mighty Joe Young 1949, Johnny Duncan from 1949 Batman and Robin/1951 David and Bathsheba/1957 Plan 9 From Outer Space/1960 Spartacus, Cyril Ring from The Great Ziegfeld 1936/Beyond Tomorrow/The Great Dictator/Citizen Kane/Two-Faced Woman 1941/Batman 1943/Tulsa 1949, Addison Richards from Valley of the Giants 1938/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Ten Commandments 1956, Lloyd Ingraham from Intolerance/Scaramouche 1923 an some guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty Creator hater, banana crammer, sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, soy boy, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who sez o wasn't a killer but Oswald was.

i nevr saw this but mom wane to watch smething an its free on amazon prime

Its based on the book I never read The 13th Guest by Armitage Trail who did Scarface

after title and credits this car comes taxi to bring a chick to a place closed 13 years

She goes in to find a phone that works and calls operator who'll get her cr-p later

she looks around and finds a room with cloth over tables/chairs and a note from her granpa

she recalls who sat where an how the 13th chair was empty

se was gonna ask but he sed in a flash back he's gonna be dead soon and rote a will that only he knows but will be revealedwhen main chic is 21

she's 8 soon so they gotta wait 13 years an by then some of em will be in h e double soviet California

when she comes back June 06 alone she'd open it

in the now she hears a sound an thinks its the lawyer

btw this is in proper fullscreen and good b/w

she screams an the taxi books it then calls cops to look into it

2 cops go in as more comic but not full on Bulk an Skull in Power Rangers but more 50s fast talk wit

main chicks uncle sez shes there or the will and the cops come by seeing its still got power/phone after 13 years

they find a body and a photographer snaps it then leaves

1 not srgt is here and he cops dont like him and dr sez the vic was electrocuted

she was in the 13yth chiair and 1 guy trys a bulb in sockets but don't work

the operator listened in on some calls and 1 call to here is ordered to be traced

the squad car they took is gone and this guy wo worked for the uncle is there

they identify the body as the 1st chick

they get the fam and grill em about cr-p an how 1 hair was empty on grandpas right

cops want the fam to make a diagram of who sat where

1 guy the lawwyer was in a hotel under another name

1 guy goes in a room an spazzes out screaming moaningly and falls

more like wailing

the cops come by after talking with a guy of the wailing

in the house they see a guy in a chair and its lawyer who's in he seating arraignment of where he was and the girls body was in her seat too

this is like Yugioh with the guy blowing the ferris wheel in season 0

the 1 who iced em as at the table that night as he knew where they sat

the main chic comes by an isn't dead now who was riving around in someones car to the cop staion

they show her the dead lawyr and  cops suspect on who might've one it

she trys calling her brother and later uncle sez he hired a guy to look after her

she thinks its a guy whos name i misesed and more relatives including a mature blonde stick up high rank upper crust lady and a dark haired chick into the srgt was a private dick hired by uncle

the cousins who drew the diagram came by saying they identified the body

they talk more but i was readin discord chat of ed wood how boris Karloff an bela lugisi were not foes

later cop calls private dick johnny smith not john smith and i think theres another body found and smith has the cops check on the fam in ail to see if they're all there

they are and they release em but not like in he giver and have em tailed

the cops look into a guy wo sez main chic was fired at and heard a car/morotcycle come up an found the body, came out/tole the car and was gonna turn herself in

wait the guy is smith

they think its an uncle whos not here and the paper will had 13-13-13 so cop i mean smith sez burn the note and don't tell anyone whats on the note esp ur bro

she tells the people in the room then realizes oopps

so they find a plastic surgeon who operated on the chick whos body was found

so smith i mean yeah its smith calls and main chick answers

he sez effin A get da f out an she hangs up but is caught by a guy in a secret passage in the wall an brought within the depths of the house

the girls caught by the a guy and the heroes are here to save her

like birth of a nation, the cabinet of dr Caligari, murders in the rue morgue an other things

brother beats up cousin tom jackson not the red earth uncovered/shining time station guy and he denies it but is taken away after saying the phone is how the other ones got it

a cop think he iced the people an they hear a sound and break through the wall to the inner area to save the girl

the guy runs but a cop in uniorme catches him an he dont say who he is

he puts the gun in his a55 and sez time for a bullet b0ning and blows hm apart

jk really they catch him an its uncle adam who hired smith and made he phone thing to ice people but might get the chair for icing people

the 13-13-13 was the number of a safe deposit box saying main chick gets the estate and sez the other family members are cr-=p and he hopes they ice each other by then when she gets it

the other cop who was comic relief was from Atlantic city after falling asleep and main cop sez walk 3 blocs east but 2 is the river

they wrapped it up and i think smith is into main chick

the end

that was pretty good

nice classic 40s talkie

kinda fun

good acting an style

the music is mysterious an haunting

in these films from the 40s theres no ghosts but usually aguy with a scheme

like scooby doo

its a decent film and there's a 32 version pre coe i never saw

glad i watched this one

and its a bit over an hour

for The Mystery Of The 13th Guest 2 I want her to use her money to make a life size board game where she has her am compete in tests to try to win it but really its adeath trap to take em out 1 by 1. Also its a 16 bit game on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where you play as the money chick and trip traps to take em out as thy come by em.