Cat People Review

note; theres typoes. I warned ya

cat people

this is my revjiew on cat people

with a title like that I assume its about furrys

but this is from the 40s

I had an idea for a film

30s furrys!

guys in the 30s who are becoming aware of their furry feelings due to mickey mouse and felix the cat.

after experimenting, they move on to b0ning farm animals.

based on actual events.

ooh

this is RKO

they did good stuff

after a quote from some guy (just like king kong) we get a chivk at a zoo or circus or w/e

a guy flirts with her as she draws something

its a puma with a sword through it

pretty bada55

they go to her place and she sez hes her 1st friend in america

I didn't notice she was a foreigner

at night (I assume after they b0ned a lot) they hear lions at da zoo nearby

she likes it and the dark

maybe shes the cat people

she has a statue of king jon of serbia

I assume shes a serb

but shes so nice!

king jon drove out the bad guys who enslaved her people but in her village were demon worshipers who jonny iced

but some escaped and do something

reminds me of demonlord dante

I personally have nothing against serbs

although they did start ww1

that malcontent iced archduke Ferdinand of Austria and his woman

then the serbs made a statue in his honor

imagine how up the but people would get if some confederate state made a statue in honor of jophn wilkes bootjh?

although the soviet republic of Canada loves that malcontent loius riel

so in the office this worker brings a cat and the serb lady don't synchro with it

cats hate her

that's racist

dogs seem to hate me

I walk within 40 feet and they go mental

also i think they can sense ki

once I was standing in a room w/ a dog and had a negative thought(but didn't move or anything) and it started yip[ping at me

at a pet shiop the birds go mental when the serb comes in

at home the guy sez to the serb most couples have kissed by now

I assume that's them covering to make us think they didn't b0ne

like in la blue girl they changed dialogue to say mikos in college insrtead of high school to make us think shes 18

serb sez shes not happy and has issues or something and the guy comforts her

at some dinner this European sez something European to her and leaves

this freaks her out

later shes unhappy cuz she wants to be his wife but as issues

women are often confusing

or irrational

they get emotionally mental for no reason

then you gotta spend like an hour comforting their fat a55

its annoying

but with it if you have a kind woman

not a bossy bratty one who bullys you

those need to get out

later shes trying to grab this bird in a cage and it bites it

so she picks it up and puts it in a b0x

later she tells the guy her bird died of fright when she tried to grab it

I say; use ur power for good!

go fight animals to save humans!

like in the woods from bears or cougars

or protect people from feral dogs!

God gave you a gift! use it for good!

later at a shrink shes hypnotized and sez shes afraid of cats

its revealed that in her village are people who turn into cats

and if they kiss a guy they love they gotta ice hi9s a55

and her mom was called a witch/cat woman(not the batman chick)

when he gets home she sees a wo man who knows her issues and was da 1 who recommended the dr

the serb is offended he shared her secret

but the guy sez he trusts her

later the guy sez he's never been unhappy b4 and now its weird

like in saint seiya how lizard misty never got hit b4

or how in "God told me to" the hermaphrodite was never hurt b4

he talks wirth the wo man who knows the serbs issues and they get comfort

at the zoo the serb picks up the key from the lock to the panther cage and returns it to the zoo guy

the shrink sez people secretly wanna do evil and she could've used the panther to do it

that's pretty dark

at night the guy trys to get her to see the shrink again but she gets mad hearing he talked with the wo man who knows her issues

he goes ourt to a diner and gets some food

te wo man who knows her issues comes by and the serb seez em together

later shes walking home alone at night and hersno one on the street

then a bus comes and hisses like a cat

also a guy seez big cat prints on the ground in mud

later the serb comes home and takes a bath

we see her back but no b00bz

good

she dreams of cats and king jon and a key and hearing the shrinks words

the next day she takes the key from the zoo

later she goes swimming and theres cats around

she hears big cat noises and jumps in da pool

but theres no cat in sight

then the serb come in and turns on da light

i thought it was da serb in da pool

its the wo man who knows her issues

when the wo man gets outta da pool her robe is sliced up

later she talks to the shrink about cat people

she fears rthe serb is turning into a cat and trying to ice her for her loving the serbs husband

she urges the dr to carry a heater

hes got one cuz hes a real american

he later talks to the serb and thinks shes playing a game

they always think if you dont fit in that ur faking it

real people have real fears, even if what they fear isnt real

then the guy sez he loves the wo man and wants a divorce

have they b0ned?

she tells him to go

wtf

the shrink sez u cant divore an insane person

then dont that mean yu cant marry one?

and who's to say who's insane?

arent qwe all a bit off?

im not crazy

just a bit eccentric

like tim burton or johnny depp or those caligari guys

at night rthey wait for the serb but shes not arrived

the shrink goes out

as the guy and his wo man are alone in the dark but not b0ning they get a call

but no ones there

then a panther comes in

theres 2 humans and 1 cat

if they play smart they can won

he rebukes her with the Lord and a cross and it disappears

also they say its the serb

as they leave they smell the serbs perfume

then the shrink is visited by the serb and kisses her

she becomes a cat offscreen and shreads him

if you go for its throat you can kill it

the panther that is

the serb gets away and the guy and his wo man see the body

also ther dr had a sword/cane

pretty bada55

the serb opens the panther cageand it fears herbut then jumps oyt and grazes her

oh and shes got thwe broken piece of swiord/cane in her

the guy and his wo man find her and say "she never lied to us"

the end

i liked this

good mood

if made today it would have more gore/swearing/b0ning/t-ts/cgi

for cat people 2 I'd like it to be about the Slovenian legend about people with dog heads (my grampa told me of it years ago) and its revealed their descendants are furrys today. (as for how its CAT people and about DOGS? Troll 2 was about goblins so its ok)