My Man Godfrey Review

note; this movie is good but my spelling are not

my man godfrey

this is my review on my man godfrey

its got William powell who jean harlow was gay for

after credits that are done in neon signs on a city scape, we go to the dump

2 hobos whine about the cops hassling em

then a few rich humans come in

they talk to the hobo and offer him 5$

are they gonna b0ne him?

actually they want him for a scavenger hunt

he tells the woman off and she backs away in fear

is he gonna b0ne em?

the bad chicks sister sez he likes him disturbing her sister and falling into a pile of ashes

then explains what a scavenger hunt is and the winner gets honor and the cash goes to charity

when he hears the sister can win with him and beat the bad chick, he goes with her

at their place he tells em no one (not even da cops) wants him and they win

he tells the rich humans they are all j-rkoffs b he goes

sister wants to help him to return the favor and they get him as their butler

what is this? Seinfeld?

and bad chick comes in and finds she lost

her name is cornelia

imma call her corn

the next day hobo (named godfrey so imma call him g boy) comes in and finds the fam often goes through butlers like power rangers go through puddys

he goes up to give a drink to some chick and shes hung over

theres offbeat music and the chick sees pixies

this is turning into a horror movie

too bad this was made after lon chaney bit it

him as godfrey would be crazy casting

he brings corn her breakfast and she gets all b--chy at him

then brings main chick her breakfast(the sister) but she don't recognize him w/o minor face hair

she seems kinda ditzy

and chats a lot

she wants to sponser him and him be her protégé

then he meets the dad played by Eugene Pallette who was friar tuck in robin hood

hes got dat super frog a55 voice

and was in the 3 musketeers (20s ver(and NOT as porthos))

the maid from b4 informs the dad the main chick brought in a horse last night that's still in da library

corn is still p-ssed she fell a55 1st in an ash pile after insulting him and walking backwards whn he stood up for himself

then dad has a meeting with the fam about money or something

they accuse eachother of little things

theres this fruity guy named carlo whos the moms protégé

and corn keeps being a smug b--ch to try to get main chick in touble

main chick whines about mom having carlo to sponcer and cornelia implies g boy might ice em

mom has carlo act like an ape to cheer up main chick

but it freaks her out

man this is really going nuts

I love it

I thin shes having an episode

oh and dad takes a thing of booze to his study

g boy chats with a maid about how nuts the fam is

later main chick maybe flirts with g boy

he tries to explain how them being homies aint good

oh she was in his servent room

don't wanna look like their b0ning

later carlo is playing a Spanish song and it leads to mom saying she don't know the national anthem

she asks godfrey how long his family was here and when he says "always" she thinks hes an indian

main chick seems like shes against g boy for not hangin with her

this fees like Beetlejuice how winona rider was emo

oh she seems kinda bummed

ter at a party a guy recognizes g boy from college

but g boy says he was his vallit

then college homie tries to make up a story

btw the mom is a bimbo

also college homie reveals g boy has a wife and 5 kids

main chick is disgruntled and randomly announces shes gonna to marry a guy

but he don't know what its about

later g boy chats with dad who asks if g boy noticed anything queer about him

remember, this is the 30s

but he means that his fam is offbeat

man we're like an hour in

g boy meets his collige homie and chats

collige homie sez g boys fam sez g boys in south Africa or America in rubber tree cr-p

g boy sez he got bummed and went to the river to suicide

but the hobos there saved him

oh its his gf dumping him that bummed him

then corn comes in and asks about his past

she wants to know wat he thinks of her and he sez shes spoiled and cr-ppy

so she books it

the director Gregory la cava also did

Restless Wives (sounds like a p0rn0)

Womanhandled (feminist p0rn0)

Paradise for Two (more p0rn0)

The Gay Defender (law and order svu ep)

Half a Bride (midget p0rn0)

The Age of Consent (teen p0rn0)

The Half-Naked Truth (sounds like a Japanese rpg plot/costume)

Gabriel Over the White House (that ones good)

Bed of Roses (sounds like a... Yugioh card...yeah...Yugioh card. what were you expecting?)

What Every Woman Knows (ewwwww)

The Affairs of Cellini (ben venuto celini? the sodomizer?)

Private Worlds (dimensional p0rn0)

She Married Her Boss (what is it with this guy!?)

5th Ave Girl (sounds like slang for a h00ker)

Primrose Path (I heard that phrase in ferrous bueler)

Lady in a Jam (strawberry p0rn0)

so corn has a plan to get g boy in trouble

and he goes to some room

I don't know, i was writing p0rn0 j0kes about this guys films

oh and main chick don't wanna eat cuz shes bummed

corn cant find her necklace and calls da cops

when cop finds out g boy is from the dump they go to his slave room

main chick rushes over to warn him

g boys drunk

they look through g boys place and corn sez to check the mattress

she placed em there earlier

but they aint there

and dad tells her the necklace isn't insured

so g boy goes back to the dump and its being made into a park or something

he tells some guy (maybe the college homie) the only thing between a man and a bum is a job

also corn and main chick go to Europe for a while

ad she dumped the guy she randomly said she'd marry b4

corn and main chick argue over who can win g boy

main chick and g boy talk while doing dishes

he sez hes her friend and he wants to move on

she gets bummed but g boy sez the wife and 5 kids are made up

later corn asks g boy about the pearl necklace or w/e she said was stolen

also he sez it went missing last fall

I thought this took place over like a week

she agrees to meet g boy about em and main chick thinks theyre going to b0ne

so she blacks out

he is gonna use smelling salts but notices her move in the mirror

so he carrys her to the shower and hoses her off

she thinks he loves her as he got mad at her for the fake black out

she hugs him wearing a wet dress, her mom comes in, she sez g boy loves him

this sounds like a bad anime scene

then dad has a family thing meeting

they're broke

but g boy was in the market and made cash for him

also he used the pearls corn hid in his necklace make cash

and returns it to her

he tells the fam how they helped him improve himself

and how they all have good in em

then goes

oh and he says bye to the maid and tells her to say bye to main chick

later g boy is using his cash to fund a place to give men work in the summer and shelter in the winter

but main chick comes over and sees the dump is now a successful place

she wants to change the wallpaper and says she cant go home

she wants to marry g boy and brings in a priest

the end

that was pretty fun

nice light comedy

nothing heavy or srs

fun, silly and offbeat

good acting

nothing to hate about it

my fave part is carlo going ape

for my man godfrey 2 I want it to be the early 50s and a biker gang comes to town. they were malcontent ww2 vets who couldn't fit into society anymore and roam the roads looking for people to satisfy their bloodlust. godfrey's teen kids don't trust the bikers but godfrey thinks he can get em jobs. they go berserk and waste everyone in the factory the 1st day, as well as eating and b0ning the bodies, and take it over. now its up to godfrey's teen kids to fight their way through the factory and gain power ups to access other areas of it to clear it out of bikers. its also a Gameboy/game gear/ Atari lynx/ portable turbo grafix 16 thing(I don't remember what its called) game and is like Metroid 2 was on Gameboy but with 2 player co op by link cable.