True Heart Susie Review

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True Heart Susie

This is ore samma no review on True Heart Susuie from the distant futrure year, to guye faWKES of 1919 (80 years before the SDF-1 hit Macross Island in the Global Civil War)

Its directed by the most grand D W Griffith who did did A Corner in Wheat/The Musketeers of Pig Alley\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln

It stars the American Bada55 Lillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/The Wind/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Robert Harron from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia\The Avenging Conscience\The Birth of a Nation\Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages, Kate Bruce from Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance, Carol Dempster from Intolerance/Way Down East/the 22 Sherlock Holmes/America, George Fawcett from Son of the Sheik/Flesh and the Devil, and some 1800s dudes i never saw bin anything, except maybe a few mins of D W Griffith's America

I never saw this b4 but its Gish and Griffith so its gotta be good

better than that devolved pole susan mcpolish mane who ruined youtube

As a member of The Poles, Also known as El Polen Zakken, I would like to apologize for the actions of susan mcpolishname and her damage to youtube, Many Poles like Robert Axelrod and Tommy Wiseau are good people, but some like susan and The Right Honorable john wayne gacy, choose to do evil

So after 20s sttyle creduids and title we get text saying this is based on real lfe

then asks if men like the heart of women or only the looks, annd how women are enslaved by civilization and only can marry 1 man

sounds like feminazi cr-pand attacks on real marriage

then say thiss storyu is for chicks waiting for love that dont come

so at tthuis farm is wills dad and susies auynt and at the schoolhouse after spelling class, will and suzyy arein class aT A SPPELLKING THING

GISH IS LIKENEARTLY 30 AND PLAYING A SCHOOL GIRL

f off caps lock, go get b0ned dead my aids monkeys

so susuie is gay for will and they walk in the woods back and forth then eventually smooch

will carves his initials into a dog with a knife

jk its reallyt in a tree

they almosat kiss and are awekward anbsd walk home and are across the streey neighbors

at home gish sez to her moms picture about how will walked her home

at wills home he wants college as this was b4 it devolkved people to hate ttheir ancestors/gender/orientatyion/country/Creator

dad sez they ccanmtr afford it and wants hiom to be a good farmer instead of a slummy lawyer

later gish sees will with a chick whos nice top him on the way to thhe village and appears to be a babe magnet

in dda viliage he sees a moustache man in a car ansd the man sez  he sees greatness in billy

hope he dont offer him candy to go with him

well he kinda dooes as he sez manty greart men owe him their status and he will come for billy

is this like those daemon worshippers who eat kids? is that why he wannts him?

at home theres nmo news for days and billy gets bummed

hope he dont shooot himself like his actor

gish is bummed and tells her beest friemnnd, a cow, she wants to marry a smart man annd wants him to go to the school

so now she wants to sell her cow and pay for billys college

imagine if they b00ne him and he turnsaand gish goes to see him and its like; ohhhhhhh billy! what diid they do to you billy?! they turned you! you gotta get outta here billy! they're gonna eat ur parts!

so theres a calf that can soon have milk and butter and suiusies mom left all the cr-p to her so she sells the cow to a guy whjo'll treat her like family

are they cannibals?

so 200 miles away, billy gets money and thinks its the moustyache guy in the car who's helping him and jumpps around like tom cruise

he spazzes out, ruuns to tell susie and runs back

so later billy goes off and sisies auist smooches hs mouth and he ardly sEz cr=p toi suisie

at soviet college, billy works to earn money and is given the nicvkname back door billy

jk its butter as he works in the food area aas a waiter and the c-ck suckers prank him by flicming fopods at him

butter sez in a letter to usie that he hasnt found anyyone as good aas his droogs avk home and susie spazzes out like tim cruiuse on oprah

hope billy dont shopot the place up, but if he did, those c-cjk suickers kindda asked for it by being a55holes to him

like if i throw rocks at a hornet nest and got satung

so susie is baking 3 appples and 1 fir her, aunt and billyand popping popcorn aas they didfnt have cjhips bacvk then

so at soviiet college, the guys call him butter too much and he snaps

he slugs a guyt in the guy and strts b0ning him in the mouth

jk they fish battle and go to the woods for a brawl

they fight cr-ppily and i dont know wjho's wjo

i think butter wins andsez hes bill noit butter and the men accept him now that hes proved his metal

after graduation he grows a moustache like the guy who wanted him and retuirns to susue

gishg goes out to have a soda with him and in the town people are impressed by his manluness now

while at ther ice cream shop these girls show interst in them and billy sez "guys prefer simple chicks over the powdered ones"

which makes sense as look at back door hugh heffner: he b0ned all these bimbos and those relationships didnt work

susie takes this as a message and thinks herself nromal

at this party this party chick is livley and drtunbk maybe and dances aorund with the guys and seems like clara bow a bit

a guy, i think billy, drives her back and her friend in a car

later billy in is da woods and practicing his sermon to impress the elders at the conferance  and guish is his audience

at home, susie writes in her diary and theres an ice cream festival for the minister who billy is replacing

the party chick is into back door billy and walks with him home as gish says "he had to be polite to a stranger"

she flirts with billy and he doesn't think its a big thing and gish sees

inside; party girl sez to her mom she needs to marry as she's broke and dont think much of billy but he can write

party chick powders her face to whiten up as billy likes em milky and goes to sewduce him but gish is remastering her clothes to look knew

gish works hard on da farm as party chick and the billy smelling flowers and her flirting with him

so the gish writes in her diary about waiting and dresses up to compete wiith the powdered chicks

she uses corn starch to powder her face asnd aunt b--ches at her for trying to improve on how The Lord made her and dressing like a 5kank

she looks like a harvent moon chick

rememmbering how bvilly said men marry the plain ones, she dresses normal and goes out and reads her book

billy comes by and asks if he otta get mareid and she sez yes as married ministers get more respect

not if ur Catholic!!

later biully is gonna play the organ, not his male organ i assume, and he is with the party chick

he gets a letter saying pole and clark publishers like his wortk and want him to send them something more

also its july 23 1909

so party chick is impressed and chimpus billy askes her to marry him and she agrees

wait, shes reallyy spazzong out and neewds 15 misn to think of it

she goes outside and yells to the guy who gave her a lift called spporty like the spice alleged girl who wants to go out with her to make out

they sneak off and gish comes by and gish sees them maybe as they are in this sherd or closet and goes off to win her billy boy

party girl comes back and gish goes off in the hot for the 10s dress and party chjick sez she'd marry him

shes gonna give him all the aids

she walsk in and sees billy and party chicvk making out and goos oof b4 they see her

othwer peoiple come by to congraduate him and aunt brings gish in

he tells gish he took her advice and party girl is cuddley to the gish and shes not pleased

billy plays with his organ and not his b0ner and girl tries to hidfe her disgruntled feelings

then we see party girl in a weeding drees amnd it shows more and gish is right next to her and helps her with it

so billy and party chick get married and ride off in a cart or car or something and gish is bummed

so later hes with jhis woman and sdhes a cr-ppyy wife as she dont know how to cook and is kinda b--chy

mweanwhile, gish is a good cook as shes a nromal woman

wife busts a plate and b--ches out and hates being his woman and says the D word to a preist

seeing he marrtied wrong, he riases his right hand and swings it so hard it breaks her jaw with 1 punch and kills her

jk but thats what hew should do

really he tries to be nice but shes just b--chy

later the billy and wife go to gishes place for dinner and she made good chicken

later sporty and hsui dfroogs come by the billy placxe when hes out for a bit o tyhe ultra violence and they play daemonic music on his piano and dance and prance like devolved  people

so susie gish is gonna destory her letters she got from billy and billy comes by

he thiunks they arer lover letters and shes gonna ghet married and tells her to get the right one and goes off

aka; dont marry a frenchie, they arer evolitionarily challenged

so billy finds the tree he carved the initals into and walks on and goes back home

at there he hears a daemon party and saw hisa woman being smooched by anothert male

seeing he's been betrayed,m he gets his revolver and caps the 5 party goers then puts the gun in his mouth and end sit

jk really he goes in andf trhe party monkeys go and he asks if the guy smooched her

she lies and plays a victim aas "you dont trust me"

he shouldnty! shes a liar! beat her dead!

yet he believes her and gish does her diary and erases some things and has a buncha cats as she's devolving into a crazy cat lady

so billy is gonna get a reference book but waits and wife goers up to her rtoom to fake being alone but is really gonna sneak out

billy goes up and goers to bed and she sneaks out and gish does too when her auntie is asleep

wife goes to the car andf wait it want gish goign out ti was wife and wife goes to a party to be with guys she was b0ning in ther real version who she swears to silence

at trhe night, the billy goes to check on his woman and she dont reply and he goes to bed

at da party the wife drops her key and i think the billy goes to see gish but stands outside her door and gish crys at the window

aunt wakes up and gish puts her to sleep and i think the billy wasnt really at gishes

theres a rainstorm and the car the wifde is driving in has no roof and drops her off

she gets home and has no key and the doors locked

i guess thats the end of her

she goes to gish and is let in and tells her she went out to a party and lost thge key and now gish has to lie for her

the gish helps her and lets her sleep in her bed asa no one was queer back then, and comforts her

the next day ther billy knocks on her door and i think opens it and waitm, he busts into the room and finds it emptry

i think party ghirl is biting it and husbnand billy is p-ssd

gish coems by and ses his wife is nervous and stayed with her all night, wehich is a f--king lie!

husband comes by and wifer sez she got his book and was weorried and the rain caught em

when he asks for wifes dress, giosh wraps it up and gives it in a box and they leave

later the being outside in the rain fatally f'd her and thinking its his fault, builly vows to not lve anyone like with souther in Hokuto No Ken

she bites it and dont tell billy the truth and gish keeps her word

later billy hears from gish's unt that the gish gave up muich to pay for billys college

he walks by the tree he mutilated and later one of wifes droogs admits wife wenmt to her party and bit it cuiz of it

at least it wasnt aids

so he sees how its not his fault and he dont gotta avoid love so he goes to gish

Theres a good scenbe of his shadow over the wwall by her window like a german expressionist film

so he ADMITS he loves her and they smooch in the window

then theywalk together downm a road like all those silent films

the ends

that wwas quite good

nice story, but i saw how things would go coming

although i didn't expect the friend to reveal it

i like the tinting oif colors ;like blue for night and amber for inside

nice mild love story with heart

you kinda feel for gish and the guy and i think the party chick ending was ripped off by Our Dancing Daughters in the laate 20s

Gish was good aND Griffith did it again

A Winning Formula

it tells a solid story that holds your attention and is still needed

If you love someone, let them know, take a chance

For True Heart Susie 2 I want it to be a WW1 movie where Billy goes to the front to help the troops and is caught by the Germans, but finds the lies told of the Germans were fake and actually about the brits, So he sends word through his Priest Homies to out the brits evils like stealing chunks of canadian soldiersa as the brits see them as "less evolved" and of interest to them and their regent. Also Biilly is given a Magic Jewel that he's to bring to the king of soviet england and when he does, the king's true forme is revealed and he's a monster make to look like man parts skin and the Jewel turns into Shining Armor that lets Billy fight the daemon king. Also its an 8 bit point and click game like Phantasy Star Adventure on Game Boy, Game Gear, Nes, Sega Master System, TG16, Atari Jaaguar and Lynx where you get through the German Areas and facve guys in turn battles.