Cyberbully Review

note; i spell teen style

Cyberbully

This is my review on cyberbully from the distant future yar to clark hgabel of 2011(the year of robotech season 1 and amewrican i mean japanese transaformers season 4 the headmasters)

its a abc teen tv movie i saw b4 about some loser teensd being idiots and spazzing out

its directed by a french cnaadnain(ew!) called Charles Biname who did notjhing i ever saw and was filemd in the soviat republic of canada

it stars Emily Osment the sidter of hailey joel osmet who was in Touched by an Angel/Dead End: Paranormal Park(good f--k no!) and was in hannah montana(like texzas alexis?) which I never saw, Kay Panabaker from Monsters, Inc/Boston Legal/SVU, Kelly Rowan from hook/Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh/The Man Who Saved Christmas/Flashpoint, Jon McLaren from Flashpoint, Meaghan Rath from Fries with That?/Flashpoint, Robert Naylor from Immortals/Arthur(he's DW?!) and some dinks not on wikiepeda

i saw this b4 on Ytv and had a lot to say of it

so it starts witg some teen on a laptop and chatting witryh homeis about someones jacket on non msn

her mom sez to be careful as what u do online isnt private and its the teens b day and she's 17 which is legally the same as 7 in soem cases, but if you kill a buncha people you can do hard time, also in some places you can drive and jion the army

so her droogs are driving her to school and she weants a party and hears a friend got pregnant

like all things with teen girls, 1 is blonde, 1 has dark hair and 1 isd black

main teen sez she said you otta wait til 18 b4 b0ning and this other chick has been b0ning since 9th grade

what is this?! Degrassi?!  Spike doesn't b0ne on the 1st date! She b0nes on the 1st meeting at a teen party in another teens bed!

Or in Sailor Moon how Mina waS DATING 2 GUYS AT 14 AND 1 WANTED HER TO DO NUDE MODELING

ghet f'd cap lock! get f'd like miko mido in la blue girl by all those yokai!

1 rival teen mocks the main teen for wearing shoews like her bro wears and b4 class they look over homewoirk and 1 dont know what contratian means as teens tosday are dumba55es!

once in high school in the 00ss; the teacher said a student had audacisty, and no one knew what that mean, so I =said it means chutzpa, and no one know what that meant!

so the main teen is into this dude and the chciks chat of it and main teen sez her mom has computer monitor software to see what she goes on and won't let her have net on her phone

For Ore Samma, I never needed a cell phone as if I'm at home, I got a land line, and if I'm out, I'm doing sttuff and don't wanna be bugged

Cellphones are a blight that has devolved our blue and pure world and ruined teens

burn in h-ll steve hobs! Hope mao and mandella and mlk and all b0ning you at once!

in cxlass the teacher sez its shakes[eses b day, the 1st motion pictiure and teddy roosevents speech as we;l as main teens b day

guy shes gay for sez its his dads b day too and later she sez she felt a spark when he touched her shoulder, which might be ki, and her droogs say hes bad 4b  her as hes as jock and this jock she dated b0ned her and ditched her

this is why you dont b0ne b4 marriage

also droog sez main teens dad ditched her for a 25 year old, like hugh heffner being 80 and b0ning 18 year olds, or soviet peter trudeau ditching 1 woman for a 5kank, or jon lennon and his nipponjin woman

for her b day teen gets her own laptop and mom sez she can do what she wants if she dont go on innappropriate sites ore giving out personal info as teen wants to be a journalist, which has since been proen bad

her kid bro is malcontent over her getting a computter like in freddy got fingered how gord got a car cuz mommy and daddy love him more

mom asks son if dad called and he sez no and how teen didnt wanna talk to him again

so teen and her droogs fill out a prophile about whats ur fae bod part andwhat color is ur undies and her black friend is kind of a 5kank

her guy she crusdhes on asdds her as a friend and hes 17 and thats the same as 6

at home, her white droog'sfam is busy and she calls her droog and chats of a popular chick calling a photo of them as lardo and dfog face and they joke of it

at school the gaymo chats with her and guyt she likes sez gaymo is weird abnd hes onthe site and its better than soviet facebook as adiolf zucxksersodom isnt misusing your data against you and trying to control what youi think

also theres a chatroom just for this school and he invites her for it

she joins it and the teens are lusty and brom comes in ands wants hwere to make him an account and she send shim out

at school the popular girl is called the queen of the high and teen biumps into bf named scott like the right honorable scott mcneil from dbz and beast wars and gundam and he wants her to do a bikinbi shot as he's a normal teen who likes hot chicks

her friends talk of it and white droog is driving and sez hew trying to b0nre her and has b0ned 2 girls in the past montn

teen wants to skip going on the mall to chat with scotty and white droog gets b--chy over her being into him and teen sez about white droog b0ning that guy on the 2bnd date(Which is more thgan many degrassi girls) and white droog gets triggered and sends her out of the car to walk home

what a b--ch! she screws up and complains when her bad choices are brought up! like china whining about bringing up mao's evil, then b--ching about Shiro Ishii Sama's alleged actions

al;so what if some degenerate captured her and used her as a butt slave?

like in arthur when he took the bus and fell asleep and when he woke up he missed his stop, then he got caught by some homies and wakes up in a  drug lab, chained to a table, and his legs were sawed off so he couldn't escape

so she goes home and gets messages from scott and gets a message friom a guy named james who liked her poem and she thinks hes hot and black droog sez to write him back

later bro sez dad called him and teen gets triggered as she wasnt called aND gets a messaghe and chex her profile

someone figgereed out her password and changed her status to "imma naughty girl, please spank me" and she goes mental. 

and when guys find her hot and leave sexy comments for her, she freaks out. 

yeah, its sooo awful to have people finding you hot. Once someone said on my fat gf's image "nice t--ts for a fat chick" and at 1st she thought it wasn't good but realised hes complimenting her and liked it

so mom looks over her computer and talks of who could have done it and mom wants her off the site for having a spazz out as "theres no boundaries on this site"

yeah cuz not being restricted on what you can say and think and feel is soooooo basaaaad! How DARE they give people freedom! Thats how ww1 happened!! FREEDOM!

1 comment sez "why'd touch ur ugly a55" and re replies "ur nasty and a b--ch" then calls her White droog and goes over to her to talk of it

she worries on what the schoolmates will think aand tells of james then comers home and finds her bro is the one who changed her status with her fruend as he knew it was the old cats name

she trys to attack him and he escapes and mom b--ches at teen for calling somneone a b--ch online

mom: you cant use the internet to be insulting or call someone names. me; roflcopter! imavine if she went on xbox and heard teens swearing ands saying n=ggur at each other and spazzing out?

So mom takes her laptop for 3 days. and goes to schoool where teens comment on her b0ning guys.

while shes offline, people post rumors about her b0ning guys. and she wasnt there to defend herself nor counter argue. 

its like how liberals wanna take away our guns so only the bad guys have em and we cant fight back

she talks to gaymo who relsaates to her as he sez they call him queer. 

She sez its true as u really are qqueer and i don't b0mne guys and he's like "u dont get it!" 

so at black droogs place she checks hewr page and jamnes defended her ands she thanks him

so bro is grounded for a month and has to stay in him room like its jail and moom wants her to take down her prophile lactic but teen sez bro ruined it and everyone else is on it

thats the kinda logic they use for bad things: all my friendss are doing it so i gotta

In the 90xzz moms said "if all ur frienmds jumped off a cliff, would you?

which doesn't work anymore as wew got base jumping

worse yet are people who use animals in that logic

its ok to b0ne a lot of people/relatives/animals/the xead/plants, animals do it

me; animals eat poop and do cannibalism, you wanna do dat too?

its worse as its not even a human being doing it but a bug or monkey

why not say "fish can breath underwater so i can doo" (jumps in "help! the watern is being phobic of my identity! its not l;letting me breathe it! I'm poppressed! arrest it for a hate crime!"

mom wiont make her take it down but hopes she'd do whats right, as you can trust teens to do whats right, its not like their brains won't be done developing for another decade and they have good choiuce making skills. That's why we let em smoke and drive and get tattoos and b0ne andrent cars andget nipple and crotch rings!

so lsater ast school the teen laug at her and White homie showes a posat james did to teen and teen is into james not instead off scott

ugg, as if! shopping and miniskirts and msake up and boyts!

then she bumps into schott and he understands her pro phile iccues and wants to go to da dance with her

she acepts but White homie gets triggered as the 3 were gonna go together

White homie sez her ex who b0ned her told schott the of b0ning her and scott laughted

How did she know? was she there? did someone tell her? orr is she making it up?

teen sez "just cuz u got dumped dont mean i will" and at home tells mom of scotty acking her to the dance

when she goes on the computer her droogs come in and tells herjames posted that he b0ned her and she gasve him a crotch disease

all tthe commentrs joke of her and she runs out and crys as shes a devolved teen

after comming in she wonders why hed do this and black droog sez at tyhe school james sezx hes from sez there is no james trhere and it might be a catfish

she told him all kinds of personal stuff as thats what idiot teens do online and she fears he might poast it and reveal her secrets to the school

on Glee this guy was catfished by someone and he told her is "dark secret". Later he's worried of it getting out so he tells the class. 

A while ago he was taking a shower and this hot blonde babysitter came in and they had fun. His friend was like "Woah! that's awesome!" and the secret guy was like "No! It was bad! You don't understand!) 

They make the former look wrong and the latter look right for those thoughts. If I'm taking a shower and Sailor Venus comes in, I wont be triggered.

maybe shes got some weird fetishes like poop tf or age progression or animal d0ngs or race change things?

Nowadays we got the D Thread on 4Chan for that but back in 2001 things were less common

we only got weird fetishes from kids show like totally spies and comics where ther heroes devolved or got fat or w/e

sdo at school ther main teen dresses bbaggy to avoid being seen as a sl-t and posted she didnt b0ne him but the classmates come in and call her and her droogs 5kanks

this triggers the black drooog who ditches her and White homie goes to talk with her

scotty comes by and she tells him its not true and he sez he'd see her in history

back in pre noah's flood times, the people are devolved by breeding with fallen angels as told by the Book of Enoch and a time machine comes in with scott and main chick in thee, but the devolved jump them and start b0ning them all over with their miutated d0ngs that have toenails and teeth on them and rip them aprt as they were b0ned all over their bodies

jk really we get a bummer montage of her walking aroundf looking sad and asks her black homie if she's still her friend

blacvkl friend blAMES main teen for flirting with james and calling lindsey the p[opular girl a b--ch online (even though popular chivck threw the 1st punch)  and sez shes her friend kinda

main teen goes home and mom gets a call from smeones dad and tells her of the main teens internet issues

mom tells teen to close the accounr and james sez the comment of main teen getting nude for 5$ was fake

but we see whos james 4 reelz yo and its White Homie catfishing her alleged friend

the next day main chick dooesnt goto school as mom sed she could and tells her to tell the teens itsd not true

yeah, telling dumba55 teens the truth, that'll make em stop being c-ck suckers

back in my dads day, kids got the strap for that!

bring back the whip! and stop teaching evolution and global warming and gender lies and racial issues!

telling kids they weremn't made for a Holy Reason by a Loving  Creator, but instead were a random mutation of dna dice makes them think nothing matters and they go around killing and b0nig ech other

so teen calls ddad and gets the machine and sez she wants to talk to him sand feels alone and needs care but gets the machie

at schoolthe principal sez he cant control what the students do on their own time on their own computers on non school websites

otherwise we'd be living in the ussr and china where the gov trascks you and suicides you for saying things THEY don't like

this seems to be anti freedom as the principal seems to want to do more to stop people from being mean on the internet

what next? banning knives cuz gaijin use em to shank people?

then the gaiijin use hammers! do yoiu ban that too?

To quote Chiron of Greese: Attack the Archer, not the Arrow

otherwise its gonna be banning cars cuz of bad drivers killing people

and cars kill MORE than guns!

mom wants him to make the kids tell whos doing what, but the schoo dont got the power to coerce teens to out each other, but wants to

why not hook them to an electric sodomachine that butt f--ks them til they confess?

also the insurance policy is there to prptect the schgool and principal wants the board to let himcrush the kids

after school, main teen goes tyop White droogs place to use her computer to check the site and thers comments that main teen is pregnant for not being at school

main teen is worried aboutr if scotty believws the lies and White homie spazzes out but stops when main teen b--ches at her and sez sorry to main teen

later they go to shool and when main teen wants to see scott, White Homie ditches her

sshe goes to class and theres a pbig pile of spurm on her desk and a message written in crotch hair saying "Aids Bag"

jk really she talks to scotty and he sez he has to go weith marty fox as his mom made him

she ditches class and goes to the bathroom and the teen girls mock her over crying and think its about a video they made

man these teens are evil, this is why God made Mo Les Ters!

like in Halloween 4 with kids mocking the kid for her fam being dead

at home she looks up a vid of the teens playing her using a cardboard cut out mask, a 5kank dresss with a ball for a baby belly and a guuy with a bag on his head

she trys to seduice him as a h--ker and triies to pay him to b0ne but he dont want =dat and she sez shes a dirty little wh=re

then another emo song as she mopes around and eventuyally makes a vid about her being tyhe real taylor(like taylor swift? the femionazi?) and b--ching out over being hated and how dshe hates herself

she sees no point in going on and gives up on life abnd  sez bye and White Homie sees this and calls her bjt she dont respond

so she calls teens mom and tells her she thinks taylorsas gonna suicide and rtuns opver

she goes in the taylkors room and sees her with her wrists sliced open and blood squirting out like a drinking fountain as she says "It was my one way out! I had no choice!"

jk really she finds her in the bathroom and struggling to open the asprin as she's too ret-rded to open a child proof lock and struiggles with her

the bottle opens and she breaks down and can't function and her brother sees this and is horrified

the brother can't take it and jumps out the window and when they look outside they see him laying with a big spray of red and pink where his head hit

jk really shes in the hospital despite not being harmed and wakes up from being given a sedative

mom and white homie are there annd they talk over why she attempted suicide and white home sez she found out james wasnt real and mom is confuised that someone posed as james to tortute hwer

whgite hmie leaves and crys on the roof but dot throw herself off to attone for her crimes

dr sez to keep an eye on her and moms keeping her outta school and is taking a week off work to helpher

also dr gives her a tranquilizer that will keep her too hopped up on goodballs

also dr sez its "traumatyic" to deal with people not liking s0meone online, which is probably why THEy amde it to destory the youth and end the future

but at least we got redneck kids who are manly and brave and cool

mom is going out and tells bro to keep en eye on teen and hes ungrounded and can polay games but needs to help

he sez he dont want anything to happen to her either and mom sez dad left a message on her cell but dopnt tell her and shes gonna fiund out about james

at White Homies home, she sees Scott posed a comment that says its not his fault she tried to end it(which is true) and she freaks him out(which makes sense) and white homie (whos a 5kank and b0nes on the 2nd date) calls him an a55

how dare a guy have feelings! thats racist! we otta call the cops and arrest him for the crime of not being the wsay THEY want him to be!

so mom goes to black homies and she checks james pro phile but its gone and she worries if taylor hates her

she tells mom james prophpile sez he went top that otrheer high and might be fake

so mom goes to popular chicks dads place and asks to talk about his daughter

dad sez his woman bit it years ago and mom asks if linddsay made a fake profile as lindsay and her chumes were harassing taylor

dad tells mom to nbot slander his kid then says his ddaughter has a right to an oipinion, which is kinda saying 2 opposites as his kid can speak but not the b---chy mom?

despiyte his slander sodomy, he stands for freedom of speech and is depicted as "bads" for it, as soviet disney was trying to ruin us for years

also it could be worse, hius kid could be doing drugs or b0ning asian h--ker kids like the Chief Head Irish Man Prezadent

so bor checks on talouyr and has a moment about how she wanted to end it and how he'd be upset and miss her

also he might have found her dead in the bathroom if she hadnt made that vid

excpet shes too dukb to take the cap off a childproof bottle

but that is a good point, when we suicide we dont think of thos ewe'd leave behind

to the world you are one person but to one personb you are the wolrd

teen gets the computer but mom comes in and takes it

she says "you just dont lwarn, do you? maybe this will learn ja!" and starts beating her with it wehile saying "you're a disgrace! shameful b--ch! I made you and I'll unmake you!"

jk really she goe styo a group to deal with her suicide attempt as she needs help and theres nothing wrogn with asking for help and mom guilts her into it by saying "im scared for you doing this again" and crys when she leaves

in suicide chat the gaymo is there and he's awkward about it

mom tells a laywer "teens are being mean to my daughter on the internet" like she's that texas guy who wanted to call the cyber policxe and how consequences would never be the same!

lawyer sez theres nom laws against saying things online, but do have it vs saying it to the face, which is gay as we should be allowed to say whatb we want, this isnt the ussr! commie! I mean if ur saying ur gonna murder someone and mean it, thewn yeahg, but jokes shouldnt be illegal!

oncew i told a joke about going back in time and mo les ting a guy, and this monkey got triggered and thought it was a threat

as time travel is serious business!

nhe/her even refused to play me in yugioh tournaments as he had this gee haad agisnbt me for telling a joke he wasnt evolved enought to know was a joke

where as ore samma was in grade 8 and 1 guy said "i'm gonna raepe ja!" and i was confused but didnt throw a spazz

just cuz u joke of something dont mean you actually do it!

other wise Mel Brooks would actually be a nazi!

I tell cannibal jokes and dont eat people!

well, actually, 1 time kjn tghe 80s, i got a blood trnasfusion, so thats kinda on the spectrum, ur putting material from another man into you, using it for digestion and pooping it out when done

well i joke about inbreeding and dont do that!

well, actually, In pokemon I did a lot of breeding and when 1 offspring of 2 pokemon isnt good enought but better than 1 parent, i swap em out and keep breeding

But I joke about necrophililia and don't do that!

well, actually, the human body is a certain percentage of dead cells like the skin and hair and nails

but you get what i mean

Oh! I got one!

I joke about sodomy and am currently a butt vrigin!

so in suicide chat, or final fantasy as its knowm online, this girl with a bit of chub whines about being called fat and has no pooeace at home as she reads the comments online

even though shes not that fat, my gf is WAYYYY fatter than her

also jokes on the bullies as a lot of guys go on onlyfans and pay fat chicks for the right to look at their fat vids

theres a lot fo guys into fat chicks. just look at the learning channel, these blobns have bfs and husbands

So gaymo sez he trued seducing a guy online and told all his DESIRES. But it was a trap and the guys at school acted out his GAY DESIRES in front of everyone (and callled it: The gayboy show!!)

Me: 1st: Why was it bad to see ur fetishes acted out? Did u getta b0nar and start j-rkin off infront of everyone?

2nd: What kinda sick desires do u have booty boy?!

3rd: Wouldn't acting out the gay desires turn them gay too?

4th: What if he was so EnLustened by the gayboy show that he jumped on the guys and started b0ning em?! kid: get outta my a55 gayboy!! gaymo; I can't help my self! Ahhhhhh!! (crys and blasts goo in the guys butt)

main teen sez sh's sorry for not believing him and his whining about it, weven thought its not like the holocost or anything, and not so fat teen sez she wants to get bakc at them and post worse things about them

but 2 wrongs dopnt make a right

so head of final fantasy sez that makes u a bully urself and asks if they ever said anything bad back

eventually main chick sez she called popular chick a b--ch and its trying to seem like a big deal

This is seeming like that D&D thing Skullduggary or w/e where this teens life falls apart after playing a board game for a few days

in a store or restaurant like the dot in degrassi next gen; white homie b--ches at scott for not going to the dance and he sez he did care and wants to know if shes ok and that White home is so perfect she dont gotta feel anything and homie books it

so dad calls main chick on the phone and they getTA long aND mom gives main chick a pill to relax but she donty want it

mom sez she never saw mom as nice as shes overportective and strict, but that shows she cares as if she didnt she's leave her to get b0ned dead at night at raves

taylor sez she thoguht she was bullied for beign a freak but these normal people had it happen too in final fantasy an dshe sheoudl have talked to mom

actually some of the group people are kjinda devoilved, also mom sez she is sorry tren thought mom was agaisngt her, which is teens faulty as shes just a malcontent and unbalanced

they hug and she sez shes gllad shes not dead, which is how suicide is often a permanent solution to a temporary problem and many who jum,p off a bridge and survive say "after i felll i regretted it"

so White droog calls and she comes oputsdidfe to meet her aND WHITE DRIOOG SEZ she was james the whole time

its like with vecvctor in yiugioh zexcal and his betrayal of yuma but done to try to be less evil

maIN CHICK GOES INSIDE ANMDGOES TO BED andf da nexct day main chick i mean wjhite homie is sad and tells her mom, who i'm not sure knows of the wqhite homie b0ning that guy, and sez everyone knows now of a  mistake she made (meaning her catfishingh)

at final fantasy taylor sez she is feelimng better but dont know if she can go back to school withjout clearimg her name and gaymo sez "if i can do it, you can domit"

whuich sounds like code for being b0ned by guys

white homies mom comforted her aNDWHITE HOMIE SEES THE teens have turned on her for faking beimng a dude, which would be celebtrated a decade later

in final fantasy they say fighting back makes it worse and gaymo sez you can print it out or block people

blocking people is for faegs! its ruinning and hiding!

then they say to squeal on em and report it to the inter net serviwe provider to shut down the service

not sure thats how it works, unless its something illegal

best question: should name calling be illegal?

A Yes, B No C Only for offensive things (Aka: Yes)

the real answer is B NO!

calling the cops on name calling? Whjat are you? 6?

teacher! Billy called me a ding dong!

You ARE a ding dong! Stop whining! Little candya55! I otta beat you ded! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--kin fork in yo a55!

saying "you can't call someone X isn't just gay, its cripple jew black pedo gay(gottta get alll the grpoups in there to represent)

all these beta males and girtly men saying "‭iTs opFfEnmSiVe" is mental as, sppoiler her, ITS AN INSULT! its MEANT to offend! thats the whole point!

its like mus lim countries execuiting people for not liking their god!

I insult people in Japanese as Yatsura gaijin no zoku wa jigoku no kuso

Urusai Okama! Jigoku Eochiro!

so head of the groupo sez if u call attention to it you can make it stop, but gaymo sez "it wont totally stop"  but he sez "u can try"

might as well try to controll the planets temperature by not eating hot dogs

so mom goes to her congressman and wants him to change the laws to police the net and what people say and give powers to the gov to crack down on dissent

but he dont wanna do it as hes one of the good ones and dont know much of the web, also hes busy

take that soccer mom! go suck a foot long b0ner1 with BOTH ends!!

so tayolor goes to the restyairlant and scott is working there and they are ok not going to the dance and she wants to know if he saw her vid and he sez yes but she sez its not cuz of u

he sez it frreaked him out and i gotta say, thinking you drove someone to suicide is rough

i mean i lived with my yugioh homies gf as she needed a room mate and she was all b--chy and bratty and bosasy, cuz shes a french, and once after an argument she said she felt like suiciding

but its not my fault broken people cant handle me

no more than its a walls fault a drunk driver slammed into it

then it gets preachy with scotty potty saying he hears that kinda insults all the time and did nothing but it happened to her and made him feel sick and its not right and they otta do something

talpoyr comes home and sez she wants to call attention to get a law passed and they go to the papers and tell how kids are being bad on,line and they need the papers to spread the word

the paperboy sez no one cares but he can do something of having the white homie and teen uniter and talk it out and main teen gets b--chy as she dont ewant homie to think shes against her

mom gave the paperboy the number and he called offscreen and sez she agreed to do itin 30 mins or the pizza is free

imagine a pizza where instead of cheese, its spurm, and its got scabs for onions and phlemg as sauce and slices up poop logs for pepperoni?

sounds like fear factor

so thn the white homie comes  in and a camera hermaphrodiute takes a photo and asks if she did the catfishing

she admits it and yaulor is still p-ssed and white homie is sorry and sez she was doing it to protect her from a guy and was angry and jealous

she sez she never saw\ heself as a bully but when you do it online you dont saee the other and it doesnt feel like it or real, but its real when ur the one being bullied, like her now

main teen didnt know but homie sez she deserves it but teen sez she dont

they go outside and white homie says "i did my bvest, but i cant make up for my sin, one way out!" And jumps in the street and gets splattered by a speeding bus

jk really homies mom sez she hopes this can heklp her reconsile with homie but homie sez to go but teen sez they have support ghroups for teens who people make fun of online

teen is now ok with going back to school and in there, mom follows her in and sez she wishes she could stay with her all day, but teen sez "in group they say you cant let them have power over you"

teen goes on and in the stairwell, reaches into her bag and pulls intoout a 9mm and says "the hunt is on"

jk really she meets white homie and wants to try to be her friend again and they reconsile and go in

its not class but the cafetorium and the popular girl s make comments but main teen stands up to her

so one by 1 the people stand up and tell her to stop being mean to others and spam slogans like "the way u talk to people, u need to get some help" and the whole fafetoriium unites against this p[opular girl and cheers and claps

her and her friends stand up and leave and the gaymo is stoked and black homie reunites with them after jioning in and sez sorry for not siding with her

yuo know, then the media attacked Michael Jackson over the lies that he seduced kids, a lot of his friends and fam turned on him, but 1 man stood by him and never believed those lies and stuck wiith him, and that man was, Donald Trump!

Yeah, he was a loyal friend to MJ and never lost faith, and now the media attacks him with their puppets who tell bad jokes and spread lies

esp that soviet steve colbert who never went after the irishman but wont say Donalds Name outta b-tchery

also i strongly doubt that this kinda thing of the whole room standing up to a piopular teen they dont like would happen

so scotty and taylor reconsile and eat dinner and paperboy sez he told the senator and he changed his toon about the internet censorship and wants it made illegal to "harrASS MINORS " in this state

which is kinda ill defioned, how do you determine if something is "harassment"? if you tell a guy the truth he refuses to belive is that "harassment"? what about losing your temper at some idiot who cant see the obvious and saying "its not like that you devolutuionized mongoloid!"? what about telling someone "aanyone with a brain can see that" and they spazz out ovber thinking you insultyed them over not havign a brain?

this is gonnas cause more harm than good, as overegulation always makes things worse

and this b--ch is too dumb to get ti and smiles withg relief that she made the state worse!

i'm so happy! now freedom is over! we are free from freredom!

so the 3 teens have a dinner or lunch or w./e wioith main scotty and all the teens text each oither sayiong "taloyr stood up to lindley" and are smiling

then text saying "thjanks to people like some dinks, theres anti cyberbullying laws in 34 states

ew, this was filmed in french canda! find the cure!

the end

that was a well made movie with a bad message

it makes the weak forcing the strong to be restrained look needed and broiken people oppressing normals look good

then again i liked birth of a nation and that had messages een as currently bad to some

good acting and music and its got color and light and a bit of a 00s feel

it kinda falls apart near the end and gets all preachy and gay but overtall itys no a bad movie, but one with a bad message

its like saying "cars cant have breathal;yzers as some peoples bodies naturally produce alcohol and it oppresses them"

i like how they didnt make  scott look bad as hes a good boy and didnt do anything wrong but if a chick is brokemn you dsont wanna breed with that

esp if shes a french! fide the cure! spread it on the garbage so when the french b0ne the trash they evolve inbto REAL people!

it shows the dangers of being a candya66 and how givign in to emotions and worrying what other think can destroy you

also lindsay has rreasons for being mean as her mom bit it and shes acting out, but this is only lightly mentioned and she's made to be an antagonist

where as mr rogers opera on spoon mountain had much better character and representation for Wicked Knife And Fork, or Redeemed Spoon as i hope he's called

i ssaw this a few times and had a lot to say of it, and now i did

for Cyberbully 2 I want it to be the 2020s and the state is a police state and the internet is highly regulated, the cyber police break into your home and arrest you for saying something they think is offensive and haul you before a kangaroo court with a 99% guilty rate. But the people are rising up and plan to take back their state, and plan for a big uprising to bring down the evil rule like in 1776 or 1861, also its a 16 bit rpg like shadowrun onn sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as a mercenary in this cyber futurte with people having data jacks in their heads to access the net by thought and some people have weappons built into their bodies, they live is a damp dark rotted slum and fight packs of cyberized dogd that were given surgery to make them live lopnger but the implants f'd em up and made em eat the owner and others, also the final round is an attack on the cyberized castle the ruler is in and you can get a mech suit to battel through the guards annd devolved people wh were mutated by the effects of the jail built near a nucular plant and experimented on in jail by drs and face the mom and her daughter who were combined into 1 body as they didnt want to be apart, and fight against freedom by winning an election by painting the oponent as peo cyber bully, much of the game is doing missions and hacking into data coms and gain items to upgrade yourself and aid the resistance and counter the oppression and use chainsaw bazookas that fire small chainsaws at others.

Fort Ti Review

 Note: I spell bad, but at least i'm not a frenchie!

Fort Ti

Rgis is Ore Samma No Review on Fort Ti from the distant future year (To Abraham) of 1053 (80 years b4 the 3rfd Roboptech War)

Its dfirectal by, William Castle!? Oh now its got my intyerest! He did House on Haunted Hill/The Tingler/13 Ghosts/Mr. Sardonicus/Strait-Jacket and usually did gimmicks for his films

This one was the 1st techjnicolored 3d film by a major stuudio and 1st 3d western, but 3d is kinda gay and is overused in the 2010s/20s

We otta go back to the silent style. Look how good Griffith and Eric Vin Stroheim and Ernst Lubitsch were

it stars George Montgomery from black patch, the positive Joan Vohs from royal wedding, Irving from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/the 30-s A Star Is Born/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/the 30s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Gone With the Wind/His Girl Friday/The Grapes Of Wrath, James Seay froom sonb of monte cristo/Miracle on 34th Street/The Day the Earth Stood Still/The War of the Worlds/What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?/The Green Berets, Howard Petrie from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Lester Matthews from The Adventures of Robin Hood/the 30s The Three Musketeers/Mary Poppins, and some guys i nevr sawe or aint on wikipeda

i enevr saw this but like castle and historical films and this is only 73 mins so its gonna add nearly AN HOUR OF ADDS TO GET TO 2 HOURS ON GRIT

fd off caps lock, get f'd dead like gacy;'s boys!

so after logo and crtedits and title which is in proper fuillscreen and nice color we see sredcoats doing cannon work

its the distant future year of 1759 and in soviet new york albany and these rangers came in and i think are fur trappers

the red coats think they bring trouble and talk of the french indian war that is going on

the rangers drerssed like davy cropocikket coem in to see the general and say they are rogers rangersd and keep the indian tribes from over running the state and have adispatch  fort em

they need reinforcements to keep the indians out and will get them in 2 daysthe redcoats whine about them not being as prim and proper and in read coats but the rangers say they need chammo to hide from the enemy

theres this bad guy whos name i missed and is around and if the rangers are stopped in the north, the campaign will collapdse

the rangers are going to a stop on the way and the main rangers friend whos a grizzled guy like an 1800s prospector thgrows a mohawk scalp on this red coat as he was curious oif iut, but the redcoat spazzs out as hes a beta male

elsewhere, the indians attack a home and torch it and capture the women and children,which is what THEY want whey then say "decolonization"

the rangers come by it and find it topprched and wait, they get to the town afewtr the house bruns down

the towensflk say what happened and her man wasnt around and main ranger goes to save her and her kids

they search the taverns an tell the husband and husband sez he had to hbe here and not protecxt his fam sio main ranger slughs him

homie ranger brings main guy out and they go on and husband gors to this placer with aa gun and asks this guy where his wife and kids are

the guy sez if hee's killed then he wont find em(but he can tortture the info outta jhim) and  gives the guy his gun like a dumba55

he should have deboned him until he got what he needs

tyhe guy whos the dr sez he sent the indians to make him under his controlla dn uses the indians as instrustrumnents of espionage as no one suspects them

dr wants to use leeches on him and he sez no and offers to tell someone in somehwre szomething but dr sez he wont if he wants to see his fam again alive

After that, he goes and tells main ranger that he was coerced to be a spy under threasts to his family for the dr and the dr has his family captive

oh and husband is his brother in law and the wife is is sister

rangers bring husband in and tell the higher ups and higher up sez they otta shoot him but theres othert things and they can use this to send fake info about the coming attack on Fort Ticonderoga to stop the frenchies

as a human who spend much time in soviet canada, i can say, the french are often evil, see also robespieere, the marquis de sade and trudeau

theres good frencheis, but thereww also good pedoes who dont seduce kids and only j=rk off to sesame street or w/e

but no one says "i only mean the bad pedoes" when dumping on pedoes

i mean i have friends of that condition and they know they are often the bad guys(as in frenchies)

so the rangers train young soldiers which would probably be a montage if this were an 80s movie

after trainign they go out and i assume the guys wife and kids are being b0ned by frenchies and indians

they go through the woods and theyres ann iobndian in a tree like a ninja and they jump out and attack

over the film a lot of cr-p flies at the screen as this was 3D

kinda like in the final destination how theymasde all those scneres to put in the trailer like the screenbursting with flames

i was MADE to SEE this MOVIE!

ITS IN 3D!!

after the battle the future Americans won and main guy is rough on husband for his betratyal but he did it out of love for his fam

they hear scrteaming and fins an indian about to b0ne a blonde WOC:with out consent! and jfk him

shes kinda happy for someone why was nearly b0ned dead and they think she might be frendch as this is frecnh/indian turf and zhe sez shes enfglaish

later itsd darker kinda and main ranger sez she escaped from fort Ti 3 days ago and had no food/water and was wandering the frenchlands

she was there for 2 years and main ranger thinks his fam is kept captive there

a higher up thinks they shouldnt go out of they way to dsave em if they are there and it would cost a lot of men and o keep blonde isolated

at night husband asks blonde if she saw his fam and she sez they are fine and in there but main ranger is not pleased as she was to not have cpntact with them and esp not husband who was a traitor

they clash which means main ranger and blonde will fall in love and b0ne and have 500 babies at once in 1 huge egg sack like a spider and he sleeps next to her so if she says anything he'd hear

later blonde and main ranger are out and a shot goes by and he hits the dirt with her and goes to take care of him

he tyhrows his rifle and it goes off and the indian fires aty it and he nails the indian with tomohawk then takes otu abnnother

then he finds his french canadian friend who isnt as devolved as modern frenchies and seems more cajun who are higher eolved

history lesson!

So in America: the ones of french ancestry evolved past their frenchness and became happy jolly Cajuns who are friendly and positive

yet in canada the frenchies were allowed to keep their protoculture which left them to devolve worse than Real frenchies in france and are now a bunch of malcontent, whiny, unbalanced, b==chy, evolutionarily challenged c=ck suckers who just sh=t on everything

It seems that frenchness is a blight, as is their language and culture

so frenchie and the humans meet frendshies daughter who smooches main ranger on the mouth as thats hiow they do things there

europeanists kiss to greet, like the italianoes on the cheek, which is now seen by feminists as raepe

so frenchie homie takes them to his home and therews women sewing and making su0plies fior the huamns to fight the french as they cant ship saupplies in

in 1 room is a painting of french homeis 1st woman who the frenchies and indians iced

they talk of how in the woods all living things feed on others, liek animals or trees eating out othersto survive and how men are hard but women arew sodt

then they smooch with consent and getta long

laster un the location the trooip is spending the night, husband  gets up and goes out and the main ranger sees hi m going to fort ti

he goes to this lace and dr is there and he asks if he has any proof that his fam is safe

if the info he gives em is right he can meet em in the summer

the head frenchie is there and husband gives em info i think is fake andsez theres 7000 futurte americanscomminghead frenchie goes anddr has some rum and grills him more about major rogers who im not sure is and offers him a chanfvce to ice him or something foir a reward

after husband gets back the main ranger grills him but major comes in and asks him what he sed

husband sez he told the frenchei what the huamsn wanted and how hes a farmer not a soldier or killer and didnt want to be in this war

also he hates main ranger for beuing as killer and a harda55

latewr the frendhies build the defences where the husband said they would and the plan of fake into worked

then the rangers attack and 1 puts liquor by powder and lights it and it blows

later someone is eating dinner with the frenchie homie and he has the women working on makign supplies

oh its main guy visiting and daughter comes out to see him and is totally gay for him even thoguh she's liek 15 years younger than hi

oh wait, its not his daughter, its frenchies wife and she is tired of him buty like in the room, main guy dont wanna b0ne his best ftienfds woman

she gets jealous and b--chy and blames the blonde and storms ofdf as he doesnt wanna get frecnh pox or french aids

later frenchomie  plays his french lute and hsi woman looks mwean at blonde and main ranger and goes out for as wlak

main guy sez thanks to frenchomie whom goes to bed and blonde now likes main guy and they smooch with consent

wait, she was a prisoner of the french for years, and now his otuh is on her mouth, what you think the fernech also did things to her mouth? its what they do!

later the french come in and are doign a trap or something and arrest frenchomie and his women and they thiunk blonde did it and is really french, whichn is odda d the frecnhoine is there

the french wait for major rogers to come and its a trap and the human soldiers come near

but main ranger notices the dog isnt barking as the f4enchies iced it and he sneaks over and they see theres frecnhies probablui inside

also husband is thetre and sez the forces are headign for fort ti and he didnt tell main guy as he'd go afetr his fam

main guyhas an idea and they get liquor bottle sand fake being drunks and loudly come over

the frenchies have frtenchomie identitfy them and he sez they are drunk neighbors and is sent to get rid of em and the capitaimn comes with em

as captain comesa out, main guy gets him aat knifeoojnt aND ses to not signal the men and whern they go in they take out the freeewnchies with a sneak attack and get the supplies

blonde sez she didnt do it and he goes off

later main guy talks with frenchomie and sez he wants to believs some chick isnt guolty and so woulkd main guy

hard to tell with his devolved accent

later he chats with amjor and they need blonde to lead him to fort ti and save jis fam before the attacks

the 4D americansare gonna attACK as the construction crews are leaviing and husband weants to helpo maindf guy save hjis fam as he loves em

later french wife is crying and frewecnhie is ok wioth her trying to b0ne other guys like kim kardashian and sez its my fault and trys to help her cuz hes a beta male like will smith

she cant take it and does seppuku as the frtench are mentally unbalanced and i think they both know she was the one who went to the frenchies and told on em

he smooches her corpse as the body is still warm and i guess theres a 5 minute rule as thats when the brain still works, unless ur frenchi and that not needed

then its daya nd the ametricans of the fututre attacxk the frecnhies and in the chaos con trol, ythe main guy and hsi crew swim across the water with blonde to sneak in

the haumsn book tit and the rtangers who swam fakes being frecnhies as they wore fgrenchie clothes and get in the base

the husmans go to the higher up and say they need dry clothes from the prisoners and the frenchie sez, in english, to get some

they find the protoculture matrix in the base core and set it to overload and have only 6 miinutes to get out before the whole area gets nuked

jk ferally they go in the prisoner area and reveal they are huamsn and main guy takes out the higher up with a thrown knife like castlevania, but nnot the gay p0rn0  one on netflix

he sneaks em aroudn the base and sneak out aND GO AROUND IN WHATS CLEARLY DAYLOUGTH BUIT TINTED TO LOOK DARK

so they go on and theres cheap rubber bats waving toward the screen and they were in a cave and in the daylight the indians are outside and they battle

then the fort is under attack by cannonfire from the redcoats and the day is saved and the frenchies are beat

Blonde smooches main guy and a kid wants to be a ranger when he grows up

the end

That wqs pretty good

solid 50s movie with clear good and bad

good mystery suspenmce of "who did it" or "isn he/she gonna betray the good guys"

nice acting and good color

i saw it in 2d as 3d is gay but its well made

nice action and it doesnt drag and has good flow

not as cheesy or offbeat as castl;es other films and it shows he can do a serious picture

i enjoued it and it showed a good history lesson wihtout being too preachy

For Fort Ti 2 I want it to be between the french indian wars and the Revolutionary War and the frecnh and indians have made a pact with sasquatch and are going to wipe out the non frebnch in 1 large blitzkrieg, butut 1 half frenchie resists his frfench dna and warns the humans about it, so the main ranger from the 1st film is back and brings the blonde who has trained with a gun and they gpo under cover with a new item developed by ben franklin that would advance the frtench dna devolution to reduce them to puddles of goo, also its a 16 bit stealth game kinda like crackdown but on snes, sega genesis, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the main guy and player 2 is the chick and go around capping frecnhies and sasquatch and plant the devolvers and get out as they dont wanna be devolved into drooling frenchies

Dragon Ball Sleeping Princess In Devil's Castle Review

 Note: I spell like a bad 90s dub, home boy!

Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle

This is Ore Samma No Review on Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle from the distant future year to Japanese Icon Shiro Ishii Sama of 1987(40 years before Robotech The Untold Story and20 years befoire the Ameriocan Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Daisuke Nishio who did DBZ Dead Zone/The World's Strongest/The Tree of Might/The Return of Cooler/Super Android 13!/The History of Trunks and a buncha DBZ eps ending withj Goku vs. Pikkon and did work on Crying Freeman

This is the 98 funimation dub back before they devolved and everryone hated em and they f;'d up things with kai and super and the remastered versions and the attacks on Vic Mignogna and censoring things to be woke and making one piece bland and buyinmg The Right Stuff and ending Adult Anime andhaving a buncha malcontent c-=ck suckers as actors

But in their defense, they are non union, so no ones 100-% evil

Hitler was against smoking and knew of the hollow earth, and yes, Ore samma coimpared funimatio to hitler, but its cool, I'm Polish, or as they say, El Polen Zakken!

So this stars Ceyli Delgadillo from dbz, back door Christopher R. Sabat who wwas good in the 90s DBZ but devolved as piccolo and vegeta when he stopped trying to sound like thgeyr REAL voices in the Ocean dub, Monika Antonelli from dbgt anz z, Mike McFarland from DBZ, DBGT DB filth aksa super, FMA, Brad Jackson from dbz and gt but not kai as that s-cked, and like 2 other voices i never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but liked 90s dbz when they had fun

i'm doing this for my fat bimbo gf as she's gay for drtagon ball and likes the 90s funimation dub as its actually good and she wanted me to review this

after logo we get a naraTOR SAYING THERES A CASTLE IN THIS 5 peaks thing called the devils hand with a hot chick princess in it guarded by daemons

its got good art of red background and black inking to give it kind of a black cauldren or wizasrds vibe and is reminiscant of the Garklic Jr Moviue or the 70s Lord of the Rings

tthen title then the funimation opening to Dragonball thats actually knda good and has that adventure feel

too bad its in widescreen and they chopped the top/bopttom

thern we see kid goku in his blue outfit  riding the nimbus and actually having a GOOD voice unlike in japan

So weeaboos say "In EVERY other country but America, DBZ had the Japan Music!" but REAL people say "Yeah, but in EVERY othef country but Japan, GHoku was played by a Man when he was a grown a55 maN!"

I sdee it as Hokuto no Kem: When Bart/Bat/Bato/Bateau was 12ntroduced, he was like 15 and was played by an old lady, but in HNK2 he's a big muscle dude and played y Andy from Fatal Fury

Imagine 20ish year old bart all big and beefy like Hulk Hogan with a girly voice?

So Goku, or Sahn Gohh Kooh as devolved people call him, goes to Master Roshio's place as he watched 80s work ouyt vids to become his pupil

Roshi has a cold one asa Goku eats meat like Luffy and Goku hears Kreillin comming in a boat b4 roshi

krillin jumps to the island so he cant get back if Roshi sez no and gives roshi a p0rn0 magwhich he looks througfh

Roshi whip[s out his 13 inch uncut weener and uses his Ki toi make to go to 3 feet then starts b0ning turtle as hes the onlyn one over 18 here

jk really he reads em and like pikachu inb eop 1, krillin dont get along with goku and roshi sez sicne goku was here 1st but krullin got him a gidft, hes gonna have em do a test

then goes on A STORY of how long agoi, when the lands were still young, on a specual night, 7 magical stones were form,,es, they had such great power, nothing cxould contain them, and if you unite them, a new age of wonders wiull occurr

wait thats power stone, only on sega dreamcast, its thinking!

so long ago an evil count named after the fallen angel from the bible thatb the celebs work for took a princess captinve and used magic to put her to sleep and whoever saves her gets to be roshis student

i think zelda ripped this off in zelda 01 the adventure of link, before all the otrher gamners were prequells and going futther back

meanwhile, launch wants to save the princess and roshi sends to go straight in this direction and find ther caslte

krillin, or koo ree reeen as devolved people say dont like goku and goku is told not to use the nimbus as it gives his an unfair advantage

which is like saying guys who don't do drugs have an unfair advantage over people who do as their bodies are not decroded

so krillin sucker hits goku and swims off and swims off and goku outswims him as he's some kinda space monekey but krillin goe sfatser when a shark chases him

after a montage of them running and krilling trying to screw him up, krillin cuts a bridge gokus on and nails him with a rock so eh falls then takes a bus and rides a swarm of buffalo. onyl for ghoku to whiz past him

then on the island, bulma, who im surprized the devolbved dfont call boo roo muh, stops by and roshi tries to hide his hetero xxx mags

also yamcha oolong and puar come by and he tells em of the quest and theylewave to fing goku

sop goku and krillin reach the devil;s hand and it looks like fingers comming from the earth to drag things to h-ll

they go on and in this stone momnster facve like in cabria  and krillin is creeped out

bulma andf friends fky ovewr in a jet and daemons attack and bring it doiwn

in the castle krillin is sdcvared of thios cool 80s castle thats like alierns or predator and when bluma wakes up theres a 30s movie on and the bad guy greets her and shes gay for him

she gets p-ssed as always for his guys attacking her but he sez if he wanted her dead she'd not be in this room

krillin ands goku find an army of daemons and its like king puiccolo all over or garlic jr's artmy

they run over em and go on as these are kids  but 1 stays behindd and sez the princess isn't a person before fighting them with these  big lolli[pops thart break stonme

krillin fights the army and goku beats hgim with his power pole and ghoku abnd krillin fight the daemon aremy

is this where the red ribbon got it?

also 1 daemos skirt flips upp and he's got no parts

this reminds me of ther fights  in the worlds sttrongest in look and background

the big red daemon with the lilli[ops  comes back and fights goku withn a ribbon and krillin leaves him

meanwhile,, the bad guy flirts wuith bulma and his slave igor is revealed tpo have designed the castle  amnd keeps talking of blood

dont b0ne her! she's a 5kank! shges gonna give you aids!

so bad goy shows her tthis room wity a hole in the ceilings a55 anda lot of daemons ariound  and he shows her to his army of devolved oni who seem a bit like la blue girl things

bad guy goes eviler and these tentacles come out and bind bulma to the chair and this is getting like Nami SOS!

he wants her bloodand gets a needle and she screams, thenyamcha hears it as hes in the castle

krillin reaches a super high cliff and is carried off by a flytiong reptile wiith 2 heads but bits the thing and is dropped

goku gets da nimbus to save him froim this big sea monster thats gonna eat hgim like one piece but when he drops him on the nimbus, he falls through and they reuse the saving animation and monster

only pure hearted people can ride it, like Chichi or Pan so goku carrys him on his back and kreillin is surprised goku saved him

the red onmi uses magic on his feat to air walk and then flyiong daemons attack emn with machbine guns that misds everuy shot

the red, ribbon using oni fights goku on his numbus with a rod andit seems like one of those japanese arts of the gods like raijin or fujin or landorus from pokemon

gou rspeeds off and red oni followwsa  but the sea monster eats him

the igor slave sterilizes bulmas b00bs to drain her blood and sol bad guy sezf tonight the prioncess will wake iup

and puar and oolong turned into yokai to blend in and as bulmas C cups are gonna be popped, Yamcha wearing puar as a mask is gonna run in

but then theres things blowing and goku and krillin land in the tent on this stand and theres a large jewel there

launch rides in opn a motorcycle and its like Jun in Violence Jack oav 3 and jacks the diamond

the jewel is the sleeping princess and she rides off and goku and kruillin chase but his friends see him 

igor sez jamcha is acting oddd eyes pendulum dragon in defence mode desytroyed by scarlight red daemongs dragons effect to win the duel

yamcha sez hes news but oolong has turned bavck and in surprize puar turns back and they get caught at gunpoint

laUNCXH rides arouynd and machine guns the monsters but her hair touches her nose and she sneezes asnd turns to her good side with blue hair and don't lnow whats going on

the bad guy has krillin by the nexk and wants his jewel back and goku throws it to him but bad guys hgoons atack

goku beats on em but 1 whoi looks like jamma P from wedding peach chews on gokus tail and its his weak point sohe gets hgis a55 kicked

krillin watches ghoku get beat out and does nothing 

later bad guy  lets moon light into the room at some allignment and itr makes the jewel glow rainbow like in columns on sega genesis

so goku and friends are sealed in stone with hands and heads out somehow like in devilman ova 2 and goku sees the moon and starts spazzing out

he busts out of the wall and becomes a massive ape kaiju and the wall they were somehow sealed in criumbles

he chases his homies and catches launch and is gonna eat her so yamcha jumps on hiim tail and puar tuurns into scissors abnd snips off his tail

hismemberment! limb removal! cutting him open and b0ning his guTS!!

So bad guy don't mind that 1 of the 5 pillars busted as its only the pinky of the hand aanbd goku is naked and we see his small uncut weener and a55 and hes lost his tail

so now they gotta get bulma back and the bad guy has this really bada55 and phaIIic cannon that looks like some kinda Demon Beast Invasiuon or La Blue Girl thing

bad guy loads thejewel in the crotch cannon and is gonna desytroy the sun with it as its not good for daemons or vampuiires or w/.e thety are

goku and krillin coe in and goku is wrearinmg oolongs psants and they fight bad guy but he uses ki like dracula in castlevania as big red orbs

yasmcha fighrtsa soviet igor who should be yyhor and goku uses a kamehameha oin the solart strikerand it falls throufgh ther f;loor and blasts the bad guy and disintegrates him

killed by his own weapon? what is this? a marvel movie?

At least Broly and Cooler and Lord Slug and Dr Wheelo and Super 13 and Bojack andhiruedegarn and janemba and bebi and super 17 and the shadow dragons got iced by others on purpose

h=-ll in drtagon ball evolution they hD YAMCHA shooting mai, a woman, in the back, on purpose

so after this advbenture its a brtigt day and they didnt get the sleeping princess but did save da urth

who will rule new urth?

So Roshi accepts them brings Launch over as he thinks she's the princess and brings her in to bv0ne

she tuirns into blondse launch and opens fire on them but a bug goes by her nose and turns her back

then credits to Romantic something (the 1st db ending) but in englisgh and its got clips of the mnovie we saw in fullscreen anbd in the jewel

the end

that was quite good

i liked it

nice 80s animation kinda like urotsukidoji or m d geist and the music is nice

the japanese music fiits dragon ball better than z as db is more phantasy or mystic while Z is more sci fi with time travel and cyborgs and space and aliens and gene slamming all the best warriors to make cell

its colorful but dark but the bright kind of dark like batman in the 90s and its got great art anmd style

oh and the actors are actually mostly likable and didn't devolve like in kai or remastered z

its got fun and good fights and nice story and is only like 45 mins

its what anime was like when it was good instead of a bunch of wiener kids cryiong in the wind

We need more Koji Kabuto and less shinji ikari

more kenshiro and less that dink from boku no hero academia

more xicor and less gohan

But this was cool and  is whhy people used to like anime, as it used to be cool

For Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle 2 I want Igor to have gathered the Dragon Balls and wished for his master back who has been training in the afterlife and is stronger, Also he absorbed the souls of other daemons and is all devolved like the guy from the 1st oav of La Blue Girl. but this is after DBAF and he finds Pan and desires her, But Pan reveals she learned from Grandpa new moves and goes SS5 and they have an epic battle that gopes around the planet and busts it up. Also Bulma is there and is like 70 and is a thicc borderline fat giIf who's trying to stay young by dressing like a h00ker and the bad guy sees her and wraps his tenmtacles around her but vegeta saves her but is beat out and its up to Pan to stop him as even Gohan can't do it and Pan as a SS5 is stroger than his beast mode. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Segas Genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you have the main story as Pan and a buncha other stories as the other Z Fighters, And the tutorial and  options and refferree is Chichi who's gone back to wearing her Dragon Basll Bikini and is really tight and tones and thicc from staying in shape and barely fits in her db outfit as she's thiccer

Cocktail Review

 note; I speell drunk but never drink

Cocktail

This is my revierw on cocktail from the didtasnt fuiturte year (to erich voin stroheim) of 1988(10 years beofre the globasl ciovil war in robotech)

its fddirected by Roger Donaldson who did species 01

it stars Tom Cruise from The Outsiders/Risky Business/Top Gun/Rain Man/A Few Good Men/Interview with the Vampire\Mission: Impossible\Minority Report\Minority Report\Minority Report\Oblivion, Bryan Brown from gortillas in the mist\Grizzly Falls, Elisabeth Shue from The Karate Kid\Adventures in Babysitting\Back to the Future Part 02 and 03/City of Angels\Hollow Man, Lisa Banes from Dragonfly/freedom writers/a curte for wellness/svu, Laurence Luckinbill from star trek 05 as spocks bro, Kelly Lynch from charlies angels the 00 movie and not the cr-ppy feminist one from the 2020s/10s/whatever, Gina Gershon from pretty in pink/Spider-Man: The New Animated Series/Tripping the Rift/The Batman/Family Guy/American Dad, Ron Dean from the west wing/The Dark Knight/The Fugitive/The Breakfast Club\Risky Business, Ellen Foley from law and order.ghostwriter, Gerry Bamman from home alone 01 and 02\The Bodyguard\Great Expectations/Law & Order/SVU, Paul Benedict fromJeremiah Johnson/Jeremiah Johnson/sesame street, and a fre i never heard of or saw in things

i never saw this but reviews said it s-cxked

soo it starts with really 80s neon credits and 80s msuic and these guys driving in a cop car and puilling a bus over thhen dropping tom on it to go off

its a greyhouse bus? hope no one bets posessed and eats anyone like in soviet canada

so tommy goes to soviet new york amd tells a baby hes gonna ;live in the towrs before the gov did em

so he reunites with a geezer oh its his uncle ands he works at a bar and talks with him about how he needs a job but he doint wanna "fall into the traP" LIKE POISON IN FINAL FIGHT??

wait hes not working at the bar and has to pay 1 $ for a beer and he was sewrving his country and is back, is this top gun 2 the 1st one?

so he goes around soviet new york wanting work but they wanty a degree as it shows he's able to repeat what THEY tell him and not thiunk for himself

he's gonna have to get intpo p0rn0

so he goes to a bar and asks for a job and the guy asks if he knows how to mix drinks and handle drunks and punks and he sez he can learn

then we hear ex queer little richards song tooty froory as tom strtuggles with his thing of making drinks and the bar head does is bada55ly

1 after another yell drinks to be made for them as iif he can remember each one and do em all in a row

after the dsay this blonde gives him money as he gets stuff from ewaitresses and hes given the job

so then he goes to college to learn cr-p and learns bartending tricks from hisa boss and at work does flips with the bottles

boss sez he can make it big but tom wants to do more than bartending

So for college hsi professor who looks like chrostop[her lee but i think is spocks brother gives em an assignment to write his obrtitary and he sez he was a billionare whos 18 year old woman cant come from being b0ned too much and he was 99

in class another ay tom falls asleep in class and proff yells him awayke

at the bar hes playing addicted to love and turns off the radio at times so the people sing it

In class the teacher rags on the stutends and when tom defends them,  the tearcher rags on him and when he tells him hes hiding in as school to avcoid the real weorld, teacher ses hes gonna givbe him an F, which you could repoort him over

at da bar tom dumps on the teacher and boss tells him they can make it and taskes him out drinking and they sinfg loud in new york at night, which is where peoiple probably get mugged or iced or b0ned dead

boss falls down stairs and is ok but in real life he;'d have a brain damage and bite it hours later like kaneto shiozawa

the next day they talk and decide to start a thing as partners but boss gets more of the percentage

later its night and they do a performancer of dancing and mizijng drinks and a guy says he wants em to kmake em famous and they put on a great show

later at the cell block or w/e this club or bar, this guy does athing of being a yuppie and tom and bposs are working thereAS BARTENDERS

Tomgives a dolemite like rhyme about drinks then does a performance of maixng drinks with shaking his arms like hes j-rkin off

1 chick gets a pohoto of tom and later is b0ning tom as he comes up not for air but liquor

later its day and they watch wwf and tom wants to raise 70 000 $ to make their own bar and go to jamacia and does an accennt and they dont gotta declare income as they cheat the gov

latewr tim is t5talking with boss and playiong basketball asn this isnt the room and they dotn got foortball in soviet new yuork and often spread aids

tioom is into a girl called coral liek sango from inuyasha and he bets tom that ttom and coral wont last

at work in the cell block he sees boss smooching a chick and iu think its colar and she ses tom shouldnt have told of his secks life

tom confronts boss over coral and he sez he did him a favor and tom slugs him and boss pulls a broken bottle on him

tom sez "do it" and boss sez "you'll thank me for this later"

tom thrusts forwars on the bottle and destroyes his beck as a way to get back at him and have him arrested for killing someone in nerw york as any killing even in self defence is a capiotal offense, unless ur a homie or gaijin and get away with it

jk relly he goes out and then is insoviet jamacia which has high crime ands violence and dfrugs lie new york

at this bar, thic chick brings tom to help her friend who blackedd out and tom checks her outn and gets help and dshes ok

so tom grows closer to the chick and the boss comes by soviet jkamacia and sits next to chick and talks to tom and sez its 3 years since they were togetehr

boss sez he taught tom everything he knows and is aware of tom having a book by the bar as he thinks he can make it

boss sez he married a woman and at night tom and chick grow closer and she sez she sewnsded shed meet someone importent

tom seems not too trusting and thinks boss might seduce her but she sez shes not like other women and he sez hes not like toher men

nowadays thats a springer ep

homie: yo  Rikki! she ma gurl friendfQ she ainty sposta be having no p== ness!

so tom grows closwer to her asnd we get an island msuic montage to them having fun and bnot b0ning

later shes drawing and she want sto be an airtist and is waiting tables to keep it up and he gets a look at art of him and they playfully fight and she bumps his face

imagine if she hit him in the maN THING AND HE NEEDED HER TO KISS IT BETTER?

later they are in a waterfall and they get nude and make out and then its night and they are still making out like its tommy wiseau

they talk of maybe havign kids and gettiing married

later boss and talk bicker over their women and bosses woman going around half naked and boss says he can swindle rich chciks outta their cash

vboss bets tom he cant do well with thuis rich chickwith bad frizzy hairand hetries to seduce her and f'd out

she calls him back and when toms chick comes by he sees tom with the bad ahirt chick and is bummed

she cant take it and pulls out a katana and scomits seppuku and pulls oput her guts and syasd "you didf this tom" on the beach

jk

then its day and tom is in bed with the bad hair chick aND IS PROBABLY GONNA GET THE AIDS AS THIS IS THE 80S AND OLDER LADIES ARE OFTEN WITH A LOT OF GUYS

get f'd caps lock! get f;'d like that chcik toim b0ned!

so tim finds that the chick left back to spoviet new ytork and he goers back to his sheck and the bad hjair chick scoems by

she wants him and is into him adn this is what happens whren you b0ne outsioode of reral mairagge and love

we're human beings! not animals! act like it!

riki-oh guy; if i called YOU humans i'd have to do the same to the rats and cockroaches!

later boss wants to work with tom to go back to new york and tom wants to go back to there with the bad hair chcik as her kept man or indentured servant

boss vbets tokm  he'd he working for him by St Patricks Day pover a 500 $ of brandy and tom accepts

later its soviet new sodom new yorka dn hes living weith that bad ahir chick and shes doign dancercize and runs a company and she wont help him get in her business as hes too young and shes a cougar

so later hes wandering the new york and sees the bar his real gf is at and sees her but goes off and later its night and he and bad ahir with less bad hair in this scene go by some party or w/e

its an art thign and he mocks the artist who slugs hiim in the face but he beats the artist out and into his art

outside, bytw tyhis is widescren but in color ,adn she wants him to say sorry for being a c-ck sucker but he mouths off to her and she slaps him

he had enought of her cr-p like its a seinfeld ep and leaves her and she walks off with all his cr-p at her place and she p[robably wopnt let him back

so tom comes by chicks bar and she is a waitress and he wont leave so she goes back to work and gets the specials and dumps it on jhim(and its not kosher!!)

thisd is some power rangers style humor

so hours later  hes outsdie with perfect hair afetr the fgood was in it and gets her to let him into her place and its an art studio and has paintings on it

she asks why he b0ned that chick and he sez how he b0ned her as his friend bet he couldnt and she she asks how she felt, he sez she was coming on too fast and he got spooked

she ses shes pregneant from b0ning him a lot and sends him otu and sez it wont interfere with him making a million but rthrn breaks down and  sez its the best way to get him outta his life

tom goes out and she crys as shes hromonal and is probably gonna get really fat from the baby in her a55

tomgoes to see his uncle and sez hes gonna be a father, but he already IS a FATHER AS the baby is in her

uncle sez to ditch his woman and unborn child and tom sez he cares of her

tom goes to see her and thisn janitrpopr or h--ker sez shes at her rents place at soviet park avenue

So he goes to hger place and its a hotel or w/.e and is let up and sees her dad

dad is p-ssed at him for b0ning his little girla nd making her unhappy and dont wanna see him

he tries to pay him outta her life and he dont weant it and dad sez he dont weant a bartender to be her man

chick comes in and he treis to explain himself and she sez she dont want a man as her baby daddy whos not gonna be around in a year

she never told him shes rich as he cares more about money and wanted to know if he'd like the resal her

he rips up the 10 000 $ check and walsk out aftrer a speech and later goies to a bar with boss who is glad to see him

so boss is outta money and knew nothing of business like electricians and building codes and planning and is f'd

he pulls out a shotgun and says "this is one only way out" and puts it in his mouth and tom yells "noooo!" as he blows his head apart

jk thats species and boss's woman comes in and wants to go home

tom brings boss and woman home and she has him bring her up and theres tense msuic

she pulls pout a needle and sticks tom aND WHEN HE WAKES UP HES CHAINED TO A TABLE AND his body is surgically opened up with hjis organs out but not disconnacted and his arms/legs are shredded

jk really she trteisd to seduce him and makes out with him but hes not into this as shes a woman whos married to his best frtiend

she calls him a candya55 and he leaves and she dont weanna be only b0ning 1 guy the rest of her life, which is how aids spreads

tom goews back tomthe houseboat and finds boss dead witrh a slit throat and calls das cops

adn this isn not one of my jokes, hes actually iced

tom is in the seinfeld diner and theres a serveice thats a f--kin p-sser according to sengoku in cyber city oedo 808

later tom gets a suicide noter saying "to my dearest brian" and goes on about being bummed and how hes gonna miss his conversations with him and at least he gets the last word from h-ll

also ignore all myn other advice and berry the dead b4 they stink it up

looking back, the scene where toim had a brioken bottle to his newck and wanting boss to end him was a forewshadowing of this

later tom goes to see his chicjk but the guard tells him hes not to come in and tom fakes him out and runs to the chick

he tells her he madse a deal with his uncle and can turn it into something great asnd howe boss iced himself as he was too proud and didnt ask for help

the goons and dad come in and tell him to get out and she goes with him and dad sez if she goes with him, dont come back

tom beats out the guard or doorman or receptionist and they go off togetehr AND GET MARRIED AND  sher sez shes gonna get really fat and he's gonnZA love it and i guessi its gonna go like the learning channel with the huge chciks

laster tonm has his own bar and his woman is pregannt and he gives a poem to his unborn child about being an irish even thoguh toms a german(leprreachaun face!)

if its a son he'd hel;p him lkead the bar that is in every mall and if its a chick then he'snot let it marry a guy like him, but hes gonna be the best dad

then she tells him she's havign twisns and i guess it will be arnlod scwarzenegger and danny devito

the end

that was kinda good

entertaining, a bit sappy and cheesy, but it had heasrt

i liked the msui and style and colors

the acting wasnt bad

shows the danger of b0nign a lot

shows both sides of the college thing on how both extremes of anti school and only school have downsides

knda like beast machines shopping onbly tech and anti tech as both bad

or beign full feminist oir fuill mus lim

its got that 80s style and a decent romance aND ITS USUALY THE GIRL WHOS HIGH STATRUS AND THE GUY WHOS below her

althought theres the monvies of the chicks wanting the prince like dragon half or all those disney things

but i liked this, its not going to change the world, jo netsu taia sazu ni, takamaru miraie tewono vaseva kahaya geta hazu se, its wonder land

but it entertains and has a nice story and doesnt really drag and has some surprised

for cocktail 2 i want it to be the 00 and toms twin daughters are against liquor as they saw too manyt people die of ddiction and the damage it does, So they try to convince Tom to turn from his bartending ways but he won't listen as he's an irish, So they go around talking to the victims of alcohol and put together a video to show the dangers of liquor to win him over, Also its a 32/64 bit game like snatcher on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and 3DS0 where you play as the daughters and intterview people and see the dAMAGE booze does and collect the info, then make a video prersentatioon outta it and at the end if you did it well enough, Tom quits the booze business and gets into naecro p0rn0 as you don't get aids or pregnancy from corpses, Also are fight scenes whewre these junkiers and degenerates in new york attack and you gotta ice em or they give you aids, also there's street fighter boss fights where you take on the junkies and devolved.

Arrowhead Review

 Note: I spel like I got arrows in my hansds

Arrowhead

This iss my review on Arrowhead from the distant future year of 1953(60 years before the malcointent uoprisings in Robotrech)

Its directer by Charles Marquis Warren whoi diod nothiong I saw

It sysars Charlton Heston from Julius Caesar/Dark City/The Ten Commandments\Touch of Evil\Ben Hur/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Planet of the Apes/Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Omega Man\\Soylent Green\Waynes World 2/disneys hercules/Armageddon// tim burtons Planet of the Apes/Bowling for Columbine(commie propaganda)/The Big Country, Jack Palance from Shane/Kill a Dragon\Batman/City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold\The Swan Princess 001, Katy Jurado from One-Eyed Jacks, Brian Keith from The Rare Breed/The Wind and the Lion\the 90s Spider MaN/Touched by an Angel, Richard Shannon from White Christmas, Lewis Martin from the war of the worlds, Frank de Kova from King of the Khyber Rifles/The Ten Commandments/Teenage Cave Man/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Incredible Hulk, Robert J. Wilke from San Francisco/20 000 leagues under the sea/from here to etwernuirty, Kyle James aka James Anderson from sergeant york/Mildred Pierce\To Kill a Mockingbird/Little Big Man, John Pickard from White Heat\The Lawless Breed\Chisum, and some guys i never saw in anything

I never ssaw this but like heston and palance

so after logo we get a ;letter saying "this guy is a hero like Daniel Boone and Kit Carson and William F Cody" from an 1860s General

Then creedits and title over a wasteland

Oh its based on a book Adobe Walls by W. R. Burnett

then 2 guys ride by a river and check broken branchewsand see indians are near

1 is hgeston as ed bannon the possible ancestor of steve and goes on ahead

later some indians see Am,erican Troops in a river and heston is sneaking arounbeddand gets 2 indians at gunpoint

1 aiims at him like a dumba55 sand hesten ends him then another charging at him

his homie wgho stayed behind is there and saved himn against orders

the troops see hreston wjhos ed so imma call him ed ;like edward elriuc or as the weeaboos say: ehdowado ehruriku, like goku as sann goh kooh

the troops ride eds a55 for f ing it up as the men he iced were meant to work with them and they had plans to work with the army

heston dont buy it and chercks the bodies and finds warpaint but the indian woirking with them sez "i'm not a savage anymore" and "its niot true" abnout them weariong warpaint on other areAS HIDDEN

ed is canned and the indian army guy looks like adam beach from svu

ed thinks the indian apache are planning smething and can spring outta anywhere and  ed talks with a soldier about  being at ghettysberg and ed how ed wears confederate pannts as he likes grey

theres a lot of coincidences of things lining up aboyt dangerous indians coming to go to a reservation right as the chiefs son coming back

ed was captured by indiabns for years as a kid and probasbly b0ned a lot and now hates em and knows their tricks

kinda like humans in soviet canada dealing with being forced to learn devolved french and winding up hating how cr-ppy it is

canadian french isant REAL frencxh like in france,m its like talking like a homie

yoyoyo homie, lemmy ax u diss, iz yuu ahh ite? hizz omie?

and if I put that on my resume, they HAD to acceppt it or it wopuld "infringe" onb myt "laNGUAGE rights"

thankfully, most canadians dont care for devolved french and only like 19% of canada uses it

as per survival of the fittest; the less evolved die out, and their language is evolutionarily challlenged

yeah the gov tries to force humans and gainin tyo speak it, but like the chinbese and pandsAS, ITS PUTTING OUT A FIre with a water pistol

so ed and ssome guys gotta go back to the coloneil and cross da river and later the indians attack and the Americans take cover and return fire

lots of dusat covering the area to make it look like theres  more, like D W Griffioth in Birth Of A Natioion

So the Americansa win andscoloniel is is  woundded and bites it sayiing to get rid of him and they go on with the dead on horses

at the base is a red read woma and a mexico chick and the armny sez "they got f'd cuzed hates apaches"

ed walks past the mexiico chick laundry girl and is part apache and the othert officer is seemingly into the mexico chick

i think officer is the next in command after colonel got it ands heston ed goes to see red head who was his woman and tallks about him having whisky and being into the mexco and her husbnand fought the apaches and virginiasns

he nearly smooches her but she sends him out and asks if he iced the peace apaches but he sez thas what they say

she her hes a murtderer and he sez husbnand was iced for not killing and the apache say" think wwat u think but u gotta live with ur thoughgts"

she sez hes a murderer but i dont think many considered them to be "human" trhen, like the maruta clasim Japan did in WW2, or canada and the demnocrats see the Unborn

later ed helps a guy with his hoprse and sez appache ride horses til they die then eat em and steal more

1 sokldier takes a swing at heston but he counters and gets him in a lock and seaz an apache wouldve broke him back

the army guys swarm him and sez he got kicked outtas the apache and is usaing da army to fight em and a guy breaks it up

so ed boon sees the mexico chick and shaves his face and she rides his a55 over him seeing ht ered head

they drink booze and ed sez its illegal for an apache to drink but she sez shes half mexico and they chhat of the apache and hethinks she was sent there to keep an eye on him and he sez he can get cr--p from her and smooches her

no mosesd! she';s not ur wife! What would Aaron think?!

sdo the army gives ed his severalcne pay and sez his replacebnmen t is gonna try peace with the indians and hes gotta be out by sun up

ed warns em of toriano which i mishear as toriyama and the next day, ewd is goes to live with the mexico and his homie comes with him

mexico wants to make the place nice and ed sez toriano is comming from da east(of eden? aka: cain and able gx!)

ed meets a guy who sez he dont want ed f ing things up for toriano and i think hes a trainman and later toriano is jack palance and the most ukranian looking indian i ever saw

ed sez toriano wears a coller to ghide the scar but toriano sez he dont ghide it or forget ho gave him it

so torayima meets an apache guy who sez they wanna be send away from the violkence area and have peace and toriama sez he's gonna help and once all the apace are here, they;'d be moved

kinda ironic as nowadays they look at indians sent to reservations like some kinda holocost

kinda like looking back at smoking being seen as ogood, or gettign vaccines making you healthier

so the army is givign identification to the indians  and 1 wont say his and the guy into the red head wants ed to help but he sez hes not part of it

troriama wants to do something and ed sez imma do the opposute of him and reveals he knows this guy and he iced the guys brother and the guy is faking not knowing englaish

toriana faces ed and piuns him aND THE IDNAINS CHEER AND HE TAKES OFF HIS HAT AND HAS LONG HAIR AND SEZ HES NTO A WHITE MAN

HE GOES IN AND GETS HIS TAG AND good f--k the caps lock was on, get aids and die caps lock, wyou are surpilus to requitrements

the dinains go on and get named and taged and heston puts back on his BLACK HAT!!!!!!

so toriamno comes out and is in indian clothes and gives a speech saying his god wants him to wipe out the Americans and they will dance a ghost dance to do something

heston goes to see the racket and is caught but sez hes unarmed and chats with toriyama who sez "go and if wee catch you again, we goin wack ya even if unarmed"

ed talks with the chief who he tells is wise and dont gotta dso this

ed sez he knows their ways and code and not to trust them and vows to stop toriano and toriano will be glad this johnny guy i think eds replacement is his blood brother

ed returns to base and is arrested tyo stop him from causing prtiblems but i guess this is like an arnold movie of hear me now but belkueve me later, or the gov using big tewch connections to censor people outing their evil

so then its night and toriyamaand friends sneak around and wack a guard and raid the armory

the railway guy who named his son afetr toriama is working and toriano coems in  and rail guuy wants to givbe him a present

toriamo sez they are bood brotyhers but its a mistake and he cant be with him over his race being White

railway guy johnny sez he wanted to show him his son named after him and torianop shoots him in cold blood

this is why japan doesnt let gaijin in btw, gotta keep japan japanerse

also why europe is dgoing under

so the indians are in the dayloght and torch places and skean attack troops going by on horses and go on gee haad

later ed gein is listening to theirt drums and dont recognizes the tune and rival for red head tells ed tnot to levae and hes gonna give the indians a fair trial and only the guilty will be punihsed

this is clearly bad logic as lawbreakers dont follow the law

ed talks with mexico about hewr broether and figures he's with toriano and she goes out wanting to do stuff with him tonight, i assume in bed with his 19 inch weener that dr zaius saw

at night, ed and his homie catsh a huard at gunpoint and lock him in da cabin and run odff and mexico sees

in day, man this is over a logn time, ed and homie find a buirned out town and talk about what kinda pattern the indians use liek a cuircle oirt zigzag or X and he figures its a settlement somehweer and goes there

they ride up and see indfians on a hill and are chasedand its toriano leading em

after getting ahead, ed and tobias ort w/estop at a falled tree and send their horses off and cross it and hide on the river

2 indian stays behind and cvhesks em and ed catches and drowns him

he otta tuern him inside out and leave him out there as a wearning to the rest of ewm!

so bakc at the base, ed is meeting the guys and they say toriano dont trust him as he knows ed dont trust apache so ed shows a trinket he got from the guy he droiwned and i think it was mexicos brother

ed sez they are walking into a trap trusting an apache and that included the amad beach lookin homie

ed reveales tlriano had a disabled kid brother and busted the kids skull but when ed tried to save the handicapped kid, toriano gfoguht hima nd ed gave hi the scar

how canadian, like something candya55 trudeau would like, assisted suicide for kids

he goes on of his life and how he only wanted to settle dowen and life and after going out the red head sez she never knew that aND ADMITS SHE LOVED HIM AND SMOOCHES HIM AND RIval for her sees and she sez she'd go where ever ed goes

after a dispute, rival goes off and has a suicide mission tomorrow and red head wants ed to save him

at night mixoco triwes to shank ed like ryos dad in devilman oav 1 and hge counters and puns her

she hates him for icing her brother but the bro treid to ice him 1st and when ed goes out to get the guard to have her locked up, she takes the knife and seppukus herslef

ed comes back and she tells off ed and sez she hopes they catch him alive and bites it

ed replies "theres a dead apsache in here, get IT out" whgich is pretty based

so then its the next day and the tropps ride out on a suicide mission and later redhead rtalx with edward footlong in sppurminator 2 j-zz man gay as john bonner and talksd about the mexico getting it and how the women are worried their men might get it on the mijsison

she is glad hes not going and is kinda selfish as she cares for him over the lives of guys she dont know and wants to go with him

so the army goes out and sees toriano in the field and its obviously a trap and they go in like dumba55es soerta like the brits trying fife and drum turn based warfare instead ofd American style in 1776

when they get close, toriano waves his arm and a pak of indians on horses coimne out in front of and behind them

well, omae tachi wa mo shinderu

the americans race to the trees for defence like the indians didnt see thsi commignn and the indians lifge up ready to attack in waves

the 1st wave attacks and soem get through and chop amercians with tomawahks

ed is nearby and with him is homie and they hear the gunfire and plan something

the 2nd wave hits and if they had a gatling gun they could mow them down

more americans are hit and they see a smoke signal saying more Whites are coming and the indians ride off as in a few days there will more more indians than the White dreamed

so ed sent the signal and the soldiers put him in charge and he sez get rid of all equipment that rattles and only carry dfood and ammo and leave the dead

they then face the indians and shred em and dont chase em as its a trap

ed isnt with em and theres more clashes with the apache and the men get worn

so now they have the apache on a hill and they are looking on at em

so then its ngith and they are on guard and 1 guy cant takje it andruns out and screams and i think they b0ned hik  dead

another guy goes out to save him and thers more screwwaming

1 guy out there gets arrowed and jhomie goes oiut anbd is caught by indians but ed and anothe rtake out the indians

they bring the indian and the homie got caught and ed sez apache think the worst end is hanging and hes gonna hang him here as they cant bring him back to da post

the drums play and ed realizes its a prop[hecy of an invincible warrior who would come and save them from the Whites

hes said tyo come from the East and toriuano went east to school

they will be attacke dat daw and that in a 1 houiir and ed goes out and finds his homies arreowed body on a tree

in the real version it was sliced pen and his guts were out and there was spurm in there from them being b0ned by the indians

ed sneaks ariund and is behind troriano as hes a ninja from the same school klna dn challenged trroiano to a battle to see how invincible he is

ed has him at gunpoint and makes him driop his boomstiock and he slices his and torianos writt andthey press wounds to do a blood ritual to make em blood brothers

thats a good way of gettign aids

also this is a thing of non cponsnetual bonding, like the gainiujn do

nowe only toiano can kill ed and casnt attack or thew end might be iced by someone else besides him and only blood brother can kill blood brother

the indias fire and troeiano makes em stop and sez no ore illing until ed meets roaino and ed agrees to face him on adope hill

the indians bring the adam beach guy with em and AT SUNRISE or around so with a colored sky, they meet and fight

its lkike if star trek wasdnt camp and heston gettsa on bim and snaps his back withtbneh hold he used on that guy

an indian is there and gonna shoot heston but ricval caps the idnans and is capped but is k'

heston carrys all of jack palance as hes an alpha male and strong and shows the indiasntheir invincible champion who he bewat dead with his bare hands

wheres ur messiah now?

1 guy sez he's gonna be the next one to lead the apache and ed sez to try for peace andf toreiama was a fake hero

the indians leave and the troops move out and text sez the character of ed was based on the historical al seiber 1844-1907

the end

that was quite good

pretty based aND they couldnt;' make somehtign this bada55 as they worry about beta males and girly men whining

its got good filming and action and story and it works well and heston does the hardened part well

jack does a good job and its got good twists and shows how liek in The Art Odf Warm if you know ur enemy it does better

its over 100 mins w/o adds and doesnt reallyy drag but isnt super fast and has nice msuic and color

good stytle and while he's not evil, heston plays a darker character, but he has his reasons

nowadyas they'd make heston the bad guy and his hatre would be unearned and unjustifued and he'd either change his ways or bve iced like in degrassi ort svu

For Arrowhead 2 I want heston to be married to the red head and the gov comes in and want him to teach at West Point in the ways of indian wearfare as a way to prepare them for when the indians go on the attack again. also he deals with ptsd with a guy who looks like a friend he had who was iced by the indians and they use wargame simulations in recreated artificial woods and wastelands and heston is hard on em but only to make em prep[ared as the enemy shgows no mercy. Its also a 32/64 bit N64, Sega Saturn, PS1, 3D0 DS and PSP game whewre you are a guy going to the academy and gotta rise through the ranks to make the grade and its told in Visual Novel Style with 80s or 90s anime Designs and mini games for tests.

At Gunpoint Review

 Note: I sspell like I got a gun in my a55

At Gunpoint

Thisas is my rebview on At Gunpoint from the distant future year(to General George Armstrong Custer) of 1055(=50 years b4 the transsformers movie)

its direcuyal by Alfred L. Werker who did noting i ever saw

it stars Fred MacMurray from Double Indemnity\The Swarm, Dorothy Malone from basic inatinct, Walter Brennan from The Racket/The Invisible Man/Bride of Frankenstein\Sergeant York\The North Star\How the West Was Won\Bad Day at Black Rock. Tommy Rettig from River of No Return. John Qualen from the grapes of wrth/Jungle Book\Casablanca\Captain Kidd\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\A Patch of Blue, Whit Bissell from the red badge of couyrage/Creature from the Black Lagoon\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\Birdman of Alcatraz\Soylent Green. Jack Lambert from Abilene Town\Bend of the River\Blackbeard the Pirate\How the West Was Won, and some guys i never saw inn abnything

its only like 80 mons but on grit they add 40 mins of adds to get to 2 hours

i never saw this b4 but fred was good in a few things

so it stayrts wiuth a guy practicing his draw and his partnets are there and gonna meet someone named barlow

they wanna nail a bank which is bettert than n=iling a 5kank as there you get aids, and are gonna go after small towns to avoid attention andf as  no one there has guns

then its creditsand said to eb in scinema scope tbut the tv version fixes that anf puts it in proper fullscreen

music by carmen dragon? what is this? astro boy?!

so the gang goers to meet this guy and hears theres no guns in the town despite being american and the 1800s or w/e as they are farmers

my grandpa was a farmer and had a gun for animals

what if some coons are tearing up ur animals?! gotta j fk em!

so fred talks with a guy about cigars and oh the guy is the doc and doc and sherrif go inside to play chess

theres 1 chick in here and fred goes to the bar and wait its the bankand gets money

after he leaves the bandits come vy and this geezer wait its sherrif is talking witrh chick and doc is winning at chess and sez he pplayed chess with The right jhonorable Robert e Lee

fred is in the chess pit and doc is losing now and blames every thing like a door beel andn people talking

some innocent kids oem in and fred sells em candy and they hhave  a dog AND LEAVE TO PLAY WITH IT

so eventually ther baddz go in da bank and have face hair and they are evil like hitler and stalin and lincon and hold up the bank at gunoijht

they jack the money and 1 guy has a gun in his drawerbut is capped as he pulls it

the money wasn't worth ur life

so the baddz come out and cap the sherrif and fred sees anbd takes one out as he rides off like he's chgarles bronson

anothert  guy uses a shotgun to harambe another punk and some get away

they saved the money and the kids think its interesting as they are gonna dgrow up to be serial killers who cut people ipern and b0ne their guts

doc is bummed his chess homie is in h e double sobvviet california and fred comforts the 1 chick

the townsfolk see fred as a hero for taking 1 oof em out and he sez it was a lucky shot even though they had issues nailing him

the papers talk of the robbers getting iced andsaying it was fred who owns the store who took him out and the name of the other guy who iced the other punk

the badds want revenge and cuz the peper named names llike soviet cnn bashing mr rittenhouse or mr zimmerman, its an attempt to get em iced, as the best president says; the media is the enemy fo the people

so later theres a dinner and fred dont wanna be cleebrated for wackin a dude and then at the bart they drink and its revealed the guy he ended had a reword out for him

the banker wants to reward him and evertyones drinking and bamnker dont want people to be sober, but in power rangers, this is bad as liqour kills more than aids, so if you wanna live, ur better off getting aids

dic talks with fdred about how he had it as luck and 1 of the malcontents is in the bar

1 guy nominates fred to be the new maershall mathers and he sez he dont know how to use a gun and has a store to run

banker sez they have the better part of the town in and elect geroge henderson who i think shotgunned that guy and he's voteds in unanimus

malcontent is there and sees and wears a BLACK HAT!!!! and so is DOC! and doxc is drinking as hes bummed about sherrif geting iced

hes playeing chess with the angels

and 4dimensionally, with bobby fischer

so then at night but really just tinted day, new sherrif drives home drunk on his horse like orodney king and the baddz catch him and confront him over icing their homieand cap him a buncha times

they leave the newspapwer and book it and when the towns folk walks over to where the gunfire was and while not carruyying guns, find the p[aper with the guuys picture they iced X'd out and fred next to him

this reminds me of the batman ep wioth sid the squid where he got lucky and was gonna get wacked

and a bit of a history of violence with cronenberg and viggo mortenson

later fred is manning the store like brtadly before his parts were removed by da gov and this kid oh its his kid and the chick is freds woman

kid talks with fred about the wacking and how the gang might come for him but dad comforts him saying he's safe in town and they dont need to leave

son worries they are gonna coem into town and f him up and kid is scared for his daddy and dad comforts him adn sez its ok to be scared for ur fam as it means u care

son wants dad to carrt a gun and he has 1 but its in the drawer and never was used

virgin gun

son wants to eb a storekeep when he grows up and dad sez he can have this one later

later the towensfolk tallk about if they otta leave incase the malcontents attack annd 1 sez "its not freds problam, he dad the towna  favor by ending the guy"

a cop oir w/e thhey had i think a gov agent  comes by to see the marshall and investigater the capping but marshall is in h e double mexico england

at the crime lair, th bad guys hear the federar marshall is leaving and 1 foundf out saying he was an old friend and now wants to go back and finish it

vbut 1 of the punks dont wanna go in and the others say "if we dont end him, other will try to ice us"

maybe they wouldn't try to iokll you if you didnt steal and kill in their area?

so in town they her the federal marshall is leaving and talk with him

f mnarshall sez he has orders and hes got no reason to stay and the newspaper message is a common threat that probably dont measn sh-t

they try offering him more money as their marshall but he dont copnsent

also this is in Texas which is one of the Manliest States alongside Arkansas and Florida and the Confederate ones

so f marshall is leaving as theres no danger in the 2 weeks he was there and sez to fred the gang might not even be in the state anymore

typical gov, telling people false things to ease them so they wont cause a fuss when iced

later the kids read a book and fred sends them to bed and talks with chick about hwo w/o fed marshall the town needs a new one

chick worries of the gang and fred sez its ok but stays home from da store tonight

later its windy as the trees are sneezing and the fred gives the doc mail

doc offers tro teach fred the chess but fred sez later and kids come in for candy

later the kids dont come by and 1 comes and is pulls back by the parent and its seems that they are worried the store might get shot up like a 7 11 in a slum

fred gets the reawrd mney of 2500$ and goes to the back but people fear him

he goes to a bar and the peope, fear him and he leaves and 1 of the badds comes in and wait, he didnt leave, its the toehr guy, and the rest leave him with the killer

fred wants to get more equipment and one by 1 everyone ditches the place and leaves the man they praised to die

he talks with the bad guy and sez hes the guy who iced the guyand the bad guy leaves and sez"this aint my town, what happensd hwere aint my buisiness"

doc was the only one to stay and the fred talks with him about the candya66es and c-ck suckers are and how inn the past, people founded this area and now in small townds we wotrk togteher like when the fergusins got sick and they aided em and didnt worry about catching it

how higher evolved we the people were in the 1800s, now people hide in the car when they hear a guy in the room didnt get the needle

this is why evolution is fake, things are NOT egtting better, we're getting worse!

doc sez he likes fred betterwhen he's mad and fred goers home and tells woman his friends turned on him like  funimation losers when THEY wernt againsty the Right Honorable Vic Mignogna

he otta striing em up, or surgically connect em into 1 body and ewatch em struggle to fuinction

so womnans brother is with em and i dont recall him being there b4 and the bads come into town

thhey knock on the door to freds shop and brother comes to answer it and they cap him, then ride through town firing

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, theres a hoispital planet nearby, the shots almost broke his armor

doc tellls the people to go home adn theres nothing they can do now and they lurk off like a buncha candya55es who got caught j=-rkin off to necro p0rn0

son comforts woman over her brother getting sent to the shadfow realm and she realizs the bads thought it was him when they gave him a few extra anuses

after a service they talk of hiring a guy to protect em and if they otta get a skilled gunman

the next day son wakes up after dreaming of dad getting wacked

woman wants to book it but fred sez he can't go with her and he needs to defend his way of life and the right to live where he is safely and he's not gonna rick his fam

why not get a lynch mom topgether? they cant cap all of them!

she dont wanna go now and will stand by her man and they smooch but not like in basic instinct wjhere sharon styone b0ned that devolved guy

later doc talks withga guy about getting a gunman to helpo em and they pkan a towen meeting

later in the cr-pshack, the baddz bring in a newspaper and hear they got the wrong man and killed an innocent boy, buyt only care about getting the right oen

they wanna go in the day time so they can see as they aint ninja or daemons or daemon ninja like in la blue girl with the hermap[hrodite who b0nes miko and her sister

so a town meeting is called and woman heres and she tells fred and son

the gang rides to da town and doc gets the fred and brings him to da salloon and on the way, sez he didnt forget how he helped his fam when they were sick

at the meeting they sayy "nothing personell but they all want him run outta town,, except 1 guy, as they worry abiut their wives and kids"

its like when the gov turned humans against humans over an alleged virus thats 1% fatal or they hate on a guy for having a gf who's 17 and he's 26

fred sez he used to think this town was good people, but now they;'re a buncha c-ck suckers and are pretty much ritual sacrificing him to deal with 1 issue

the people make the laws and they worldnt make bank robbing or killing legal, but they are by doing this and they are letting fear rule them

he otta leave town and gas them a few days later

so then the gang is heading to town andthe townsfolk run away liek tyhe little girly men they are with girly man parts they put in their own girly mouths and drink their girly goo and barf it into their girly butts

so the fred fuchs gets his unused gun and doc wants 1 but fred sez no and goes out

they ride towards him and he firss once and misses and againand has to reload

then voices say "drop ur gons, ur surrounded" and the town comes out windoewswith shotguns and when 1 aims his artm is capped

1 guy rides at doc or fred and doc blows him ouff his horse like its super smash bros melee with a shotgun

the town sez "sorry for being c-ckl suckers, hope u forgive us" and they kkinfda earned it by being good guys with guns and saving him they attoned

the townsfolk should have shredded those mother f==kers when surrounded! you dont catch a raccoon and let it go, you end it!

the end

that was pretty good

instead of a manly tough john wayne hero, we get a regular guy who isn't into it

good twists and it gopes by pretty quick and has good flor and dont drag

nice acting and color and filming and fred gave a good perfomance

probably based on real people who had to kill to saev others or themselves and the stress they had and hate from bad guys harmed them

like george zimmerman or kyle rittenhouse

overall its a nice movie and has good style and themes that work well today

For At Gunpoint 2 i want it to be days later and ther gang is ion trial and breaks loose with one of their relatives coming by and shooting up the court and they escape, the town sees they made a mistaker letting them live and goes on the hunt for them, also its a 16 bit srpg like fire emblem or shining force on sega genesis, dnes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the town and move around squares using things like guns and farm tools to chop through various bandits aND TAKING OUT THE gang one by 1 as you encounter em