Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl Review

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Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl

This is my review on Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl from the distant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1919 (wait, was he alive then?(looks it up) no, he was not) (Also its 90 years before the 1st Robotech War)

Its directed by The Amazing D W Griffith who did who did did A Corner in Wheat/The Musketeers of Pig Alley\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America

It stars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/The Wind/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Richard Barthelmess from Son of the Gods/Way Down East\Tol'able David, Donald Crisp from The Musketeers of Pig Alley\The Avenging Conscience\The Birth of a Nation\Intolerance\The Viking\Svengali\\Mutiny on the Bounty\Mary of Scotland\The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Valley of the Giants/Wuthering Heights\da 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Edward Peil from The Dragon Painter\The Iron Horse\Samson and Delilah, George Beranger from The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/The Snake Pit\The Walking Dead and some guys i never saW IN  sh-t

i sawq this b4 and like most Griffith; its good

When this was made, louis b mayer i think hated it and Griffith bought it from him and did United Artists to release it himself, to grand accclaim

so adter title and credits we get text saying "we think theres noi one bad like this, but we do worse wuith our words to the helpless and this is a message of warning"

at a chinese treartty port, before the commies took it over and ruiined everything, we see chinese people before 2Imperial Japan is aid tio have attacked and then mao killed FAR more than the Seijin Nipponhin

1 ASIAN guy from buddhismn goes to be a missionary and is plaayed by a White guy aas they did't have many asian actors in the 1910s besides Sessue Hayakawa

hes going to spread buddhism to the west like Son Wukong or something and goes out to ttell Americanb Sailors "dont retyurn fist for fist, do to others what youy want done to yourself"

the sailors returbn to beating each other and the asianb guy is not pleadsed

In Hokuto No Ken, The Figfhting styles of facing aggression with aggression is described like violent wwater facing violent water being a conmstant clash, but violent water facing calm water is absorbed into it and calmed

seeing how violent a few westers are he goes off to spread his gods word to the west

you know what they say: when  god gives you kemons you find a new god! God berry! King of the Juice!

so he goes to soviet london and people only know him as a shopkeep and its years lsaster

his plans f'd out and hes ofdten in an opium den with other asian junkies like on intervention

btw; fdr's fam made their mney selling opium to asia, aalso he wwas into some dark things

so main guy wants to return to the opium den but instead goes to aa gammbling place wiitrh guys playing games of chance

anmd they are all veryy AAAAAAAAAAAAsian

wait i think hes just remembering these places

elsewhere; battlin boxer burroughsd is a beating brute and butt breaker and his kid is 15 year old lucy played by lilian gish

although shes only a ffew years younger than the guy playing her dad and i think was younger in the orioginal story this film wwas based on

then agaiin, 15 uis the aghe of sailor venus, wedding peach, alexiis in yugioh pan in dbgt and some Power Rangers

so she';s illergitimate from 1 of b b's many chicks and his baby mama left her with him

hes a vioent monkey who drinks and boxxes and if he lives is gonna have brain damage

bb goes to have a boxing match like charlie chaplin in that m,ovie or roddolf valentino in valentino but wait this was a flasghhbacj

then a chick comes in whos like a foot smaller than him and i think hes gonna b0ne her lastere

when his manager tells him not to be a b0ning drunbk, bb goers batsh-t and takes it out on someone who cant fight back

gish plays ;lucy like the girl in that Kevin Sorbo video who wanders the slum and if this werew an animated thing, would have a song about wanting a better life like the little mereraid or Don Bluth

she recalls a married ffriend telling her not to martry amd h0-0kerrs telling her not be lbe like themn

a lot of guys wanna b0ne 15 year old girls, look at california and new york!

so lucy goers home and bb iws disgruntled and she begs not to get the belt but hes rough on her cuz hes a devolved irish and they dont got souls

he wants her to smile and she has no reason to but uses her fingers to move her face tro one

is this whhere carrie got it from?

so lucy makjes diinner for him like an indentured servant and he eats whjile she wants some

bb orders his tea for 5 pm cuz shes a brit and they are too devbolved to drink pop and makes her smile by orrder and she uses her fingers tyio move her mouth

bb goes oyutr and she eats his scraps and outside the shop, a White guy sez his brother is going to china to convert them, to the main guy

main guy ism pol;ite abnd wishes him luck and is gioven a bookles on h-ll

main guy skims it and goes in da shop and gish is sewqing sopmething and gets money to go shoppping from under a brick in da floor

waitm, its a thing sshe got from her mom who left her this and i thin iits a hair clip or something

she takes the tinfoil ffrom it and goes out and bb iss out at a bar trying to bb0ne dat chick

at da shop, main guy is smoking dope and sees her and has a cruish on her, which would be seenb as bad today as hes like 30 and shes 15

but in yuigioh maio is 24 and joey is 16, and in robotech; dana was 1 and seduced a guy in his mid 20s, and in sailor moon, serena is 14 and darien is in his 20s

so another guy called evil eyue is into gish and main ghuiy coerms out and keeps an eye ion her

at da bar, manager has issue with bb and his booze and chicksd cuz hes an irish and bb gets p-ssed and goes out

at the shop, lucy wants a flower as she has nothing and dont got enough tinfoil asd i guess thats currency in the 1900s

evuil eye truyes ti get her to go with him but main guy sends him off and gish gets away from the lusty animal

bb is disgruntled that hsi manager complained of his cr-p and when he gets hime theres no tea and gish is out

when gish gets back she sez it ait 5 yet and she makes him dinner for his last meal before his rematch with the tiger

but lucy spills something on his hand and he gets his belt out

she sez "dsont dso it dayddy! you'll hit me once too often and they'll hang you!"

she shines huis boots with her dress and he whips her like a slave

so bb goes out and later gish gets oup and goes for a walk and main guy goes to this store and i think wants soem opium

btw the main guy doesnt look very asian, ghe looks downs, but this is 1919 and special effcts werent' so much

look at The Blue Bird from a year b4

then again, Lon chaney a few years afetr was a ninja of make up

so gish makes it to the shop and main guy sees her blacked out on the floor and looks at her wiith interst

he whips out his thing and starts j-rkin off on her comatose bbody

jk thats shinji froim evangelion

so hge helps her when sdhe comes to and he tyends to her and is kind and positive, a 1st for her

he almost kisses her like with general blue and that little boy the dub called his thinking was his brother but dont and he gives her a bed to sleep in and lights a lamp

the msuic is soft and light and its got heart and kindness and feels

he gievs her a cloak or coat or something and she smiles on her own for once

he gievs her perfume and wait i thhink its tea and flowers and shes amazed at his kindness

she asks why hes so good to her and he is kind and positive to her and gievs her food

later one of bbs buddies comes by the shop and main guy doies busioness with him but gish comes down

main guy goes to get change and wait she dotn go doewwn and hes in the shop with her in the upper room and asccidentally dfrops a plate and it breaks and he hears

she s drops a shoe and bb buddy hears and ggoes upostainr and sees her in bed but she dotn see him

bb butt buddy returns and main guyy comes backk and bb buddy goes off after getting changre

bb butt buddy goes to bb wqhere hes training to beat people up and tells ghim of his daughter in an asian mans bed

bb is disgtruntled a gaijin might be b0ning his daughter and goes off to commit more violence

gish readies to return home and at the bar bb is drinking like an irih monkeyy with no soul and 2 butt hole

main guy gives gish a doll and shes amazed atn it as being a cockney girl, she might as well be from the jungle

bb goes to his boxing m,atch and i dont know boxing and didnt see most of tyhe rocky movies othert than 5 6 and 7/creed 01

i did see raging bull but that was when de niro cared about his career

now hes doing cr-p l;ike dirty grandfpa and j-=rkin off in a recliner on zack effron

de niro; eat this zack eff butt!

zack; bob bee! nooooooooo!

gets b0ned

main guy is going up to gish and it seeems kinda creepy but maybe in his culture its normal

instead of making out, he stays pure and innocent and doesnt b0ne her but kisses her robe

gotta stay a virgin adn butt virgin and mouth virgin and armpit virgin and bellybutton virgin

so bb beats the black off his butt broke bloke rival and wins tyhe match then gors out at night to commit actual violence and not just sport violence like footballers crippling eack other or hockey gues roundhouseing each other

main guy goes oiut and bb and his droogs come to main guys shop and bb find his daughter in an asian mans bed

he thinks she's b0ning him and is furious for her having interacial things but she sez she didnt do anything wityh the guy

he rips her robe and she gets outta bed and as this happens, evil eye comes up and bb tells her to take off her aghijin clopthes

evil eye leaves w.o being seen by gish or bb but bbds bros see him and bb beats on hish and busts the place up

thats a crime btw, breaking into someoes home adn sdamaging property

evil eye tells main guy about bb comes home and is happy about it as hes evil, its in his name, like how the frtiends of humanity are the good guys, or anti fa is agsint facists

bb wants to know where main guy is and shes frteakin out and runs but he chases and catches her and bb and his bros go home

maiin guy rteturnbs and finds his hjome f'd and acts kinda ret-rded for a bit before spazziong out in despair

at home gish ses she did nothing wrong and hides in the closet but bb yeslls at her

main gu goes off to help her and gish tries to make him stop as they'd hang him if he beats her dead

bb starts chopping the door with an axe like the shining or the phantom carriage and gish is freaking out knowing she's f'd

like in birth of a nation, gish is attacking by a savage and an hero is comming to save her as she hides

bb breaks through and i think its a thing on the unborn and  then the scene goes black

later, bb has beat her dead offscvreen, or maybe b0ned her deaD AS WE DIDNT SEE IT and goes to his room

she is biting it and makes 1 last smile with her fingers and bites it

main guy gets there and finds her dead and then bb comes out and sees him

after a tense stand off where they put the pieces together in their heads,  bb sneers then smniles and is gonna beat him dead

as bb lunges with a punch, main guy counters with a kung fu kick and gets him in the throat! bb falls over clutching his bneck and struggling to breathe as main guy walks over and waises his leg over his head and swings it down and crushes his skull in

j heally bb reaches for an axe and main guy empties a gun into him

bb staggers a buit before falling and biting it

burn in h-ll you c-ck sucking sunnova b--ch!

main guy is gonna leave but 1st carries her body with him and bbs homeis come home to find his dead

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

main guy brings her back to his place and lays her on the  bed

he says: "oh lucy, you were the only one i ever loved, and now you're dead, I'll make sure we'll always be togetehr" then starts eating her body to combine bodies as per his peoples custom

jk thats violence jack. really he is tender to her

the cops say this week was better as theres only 40 000 deaths as i guess cockney england wasd f--kin mad max

also, wasnt there a war like a year b4 this?

would this happen under zee kaiser? he was cool. european bada66. not like the evil king and his daemon worship

so bbs boys report the killings tro the cops andmain guy puts flowers by chick and lights some candles or something

he reads a book on h-ll i think and prays to his graven idol

the cops check bbs place and go on and main guy kneels fort a bit and loks at chick before comitting seppuku, which is NOT chinese but JAPANESE!

might as well have him as a samurai ninja shogun daimyo kappa tengu oni yokai sumo

then the cops and guys come to maiin guys shiop and then we see a guy banging a gong and ships going out

the end

that was good

meaningful, powerrful, emotional, and valuable

its a sad story and hads darkness but tells an emotional tale

some say this is griffiths best film

i can see why but hes done other great stoies

you cant go wrong with D W Griffith

hish is expressive in here and it shows love despite darkness and hate

its like when svu was good

donald crips does a great job as the bad guiy

its like the greek to shakespeare stories where its sad but has meaning, or hokuto No Ken and Go Nagai

its got some 1900s terms used for races but thats how people were in the 1900s. its like southpark havign 90s kids call each other f=ggit

you rather censor thing like in 1984 where they say "the past was like it is todayy?"

cuz then you get dr quinn medicine woman or the chris pratt magnificant seven

but this was a good movie and it told a good story

mayer didnt like the whole, everyone dies, ending, but Akira Kurosawa said its one of his fave films

neithe rwere chinese but hay, black guys and mexicans love dbz and theres none fo them as main characters

then again most guys aint human, like goku vegeta and broly being from spacer, piccolo beign a slug dameon, buu being a magic creatuire and kibito kai beign a god

also in the original sotry th main guy was a junkie and had other vices but here they made him innocent and saintly

For Broken Blossoms 2 I want it to be about the son of the bad guy from the 1st film being in china and dealing with his sister who he nevewr met being in love with an asian, btu themn meets the sister of the asian from the 1st movvie and they clash but fall in lover as it goes on, also they worru about rising communism and the remnants of the boxers trying to ice em, but he is a muscley boxer and she is a kung fu chick and they fight em. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atARI JAGUAR AND Gbas where 1 player is the guy and the other is tyhe girl and they beat throough boxers rebellion people and fight to the himelayas to find a yeti tribe and yak people cryptids who control things from ther shadows and gotta end em b4 they lead the planety to ruin.