The Cheat Review

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The Cheat

This is Ore Samma No Review on The Cheet from the disastant fu8rtue year (to the evil alexaNDER Hamilton) bof 1915(110 years before Transformersv Victory)

Its directaL BY Cecil B. DeMille who  did the 20s The Ten Commandments/ the 20s The King of Kings/Dynamite/Samson and Delilah/the 50s The Ten Commandments and was one of the big 3 directors among D  Griffith and Erioch Von Stroeim

It sdtars Sessue Hayakawa (Real name Kintaro Hayakawa like the Mortal Komnbat guy) from The DDtagon Painter/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Swiss Family Robinson, James Neill fropm The 10 Commandments, Raymond Hatton from The Acer Of Hearts/The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Alice in Wonderland/Kit Carson/In Cold Blood, Lucien Littlefield from Love Laughs at Andy Hardy\Alice in Wonderland\Uncle Tom's Cabin\The Cat and the Canary\Torrent/The Sheik, and some 1800s dudes I nwever saw in anything

I saw this b4 but remembeer little of it

F it, I can only find the 20s reissue wiithj Hayakawa beruing a burma

They didnt wanna make thew Japanese look bad so they censsoored it, like how everything in the 10s and 20s bowwed to china

But Japan is acrually GOOD unlike those okama maruta

So Hawakawa is a burma ivory king in soviet  long island despite lookimng very Japanese in dress

He brands things with a hot metal thing annd this guy ricxhard hardy is a new york stoick bortker with a wife

Is he related to andy hardy?

So his w8ife spenmds a lot ofg mnoiney on clothes as shes a womnasn and riick sez to eaxsze up vbut shhe dont care and/or isnt smart enough to get how mobey works as his investment aint pauing yet

burma comes by and wiife whines about hoiw husband dont apporve oof her wastuing money and her spending time with burmna

So hardy works on and hios co woekrer sez to take it easy and spend more tyime with his woman but hardy sez hes doing iot or his womnan

at aa patrty, wife sez shes a tresaurer of the fund and is triold to ask burma about  the kloan on his red cross bill AND EWIOFE GETS 10 000 $ IN THE FUND TREASUERY

at home, hardyu retiurns and fginds wife is out with burma and finds a box with expensive clothes in it

hes disgruntlee and pays the maid amnd sees urma driving wife over and helping her outta da car

wife comes in saying she needs new gowns as shes the tresurur of the fuind and puts the money inb a wall safe

hardyy sez he cant spend money til his investment comes in and she has money

At a party 1 guy sez a stock is gonna advance and he put all his dough on it, wait its hardfy

wife sez to bburma that hardy is making her give everything up and burma wants to help but shge sez no and hardy arrives and sends her off and has a smoke with him

1 guy sez hardy is wrong about his stocjka nmd should buy united copper  to the wife and wants her to invest 10 000$ in it and doubel it byu tomortrow

sahe gets the money from da wall safe and sez she won it playing birdge and gives him it and sez not to tell

at the red cross BALL AND HOME OF BURMA the burma gives wife a coat like a kimono and shows her his branding thing for ivory as well as thisd shriuune to his gods

copper guy coems over and sez he lost the 10 000 in the market and its gone

she's all f;'d out and faints and burma turns out the light and i think b0-nes her, then carrys her out and has his left hand on her left b00b and smooches her while shes blacked out

she wakes up and sez she needs 10 000 byt tomorrow and sees through a paper door the copper man asking hardy for money but hardy sez he get any money

she thinks of the scandle with a newspaper headline in the top of the screen and she makes a pactn with him over him givbign her the moneyy

husband comes in and they go and burma sez tomorrow and as the guests leaveshe puts the check down and hardy is happy as his investment came through

burma calls and wife asks hardy like felecia hardy from spider man if shew can have 10 000 and sez she lost it playing bridge

hardy is p-ssed but writes her a check and goes out

later shes snooping as usual and hardy follows and its night and later shes at burma's place and returtns his check

he dont care and grabs her ansd has his miniion or s;lave or w.e lock the doors

this is how svu starts

so she sez if he keeps her there she'fd suicide and he tries making out with her woc with out consent and she fights him off

he gets her in a lock and brands her back with his mark and she gets a gun and caps himafter being thrown down

hes not dead and she takes her coat back and he clings to it and gets up but is f;'d out by the bullet

she leaves and hardy gets there as he falls and leaves blood on the paper door

hardy brewaks in the paper door and finds him capopped and like a dumnba55 picks up the gun and the check to his woamn

burma tells him somethting w/o text and hardy strangfles him and then burmas goons come over and treat his wound and hold hardyy as the cops come

hardy takes the heat for the shooting and wants his womanto be safe and wife rteturns home and the next day reads the p[apoer and sees what her husband did

burma is being treated and wife goes to sede hardyy and admits she capped him but when asked why he weas there,m comes clewan abotu the fund money and how she made a pact with him

selling ur butt virginity

shes bummed and hsuband smooches her ands in the real version they were b0ning and he sez shes not to speak of this 

so wife goes to see burma and hes smoking to treat his wound as the drs said smoking ehlped you back then liek its a vaccine or aghent orange

she offers to pay him to drop the case but burma sez its the law now and she cant cheat him 2x

on the triaL ONE OF BURMAS GOONS SEZ WHEN HE GRABBED HARDY, HARDY HAD THE GUN anbd get f'd andd die caps lockl

burma goes to the stand and when asked who shot him, says it was hardy

when hardy takes the stand he said he was trying to disarmn burma but it went off

this is lying under oarth and is a crime aND SIN

the prosecution asks his real reason andhe sez "i did it, thatys all i say"

hes found guilty asnmmd his wife spazzes out and ruyns up saying "i did it" and shows her brand he marked her with

chaos erupts and burma is taken away and the judge sets aside the verdict

the charges are dismisse and he walks off with his woman through the crowd who was going ape a few mins ago

The end

That was pretty good

A bit of a slow start but around ther middle its hard to keep your eyes off it

good drama and styty;le and it doesn't really drag but goes at a good rate.

Its around an hour and Hawakawa does well as the bad guy

The chick does well as a vicctimk andv has good expressions and the husband dshows his feelings well like his displeasure at her needing money

Its like that Madonna vid Like A Prayer where the guy was arrested for findfing a dead girl, but not 5kanky

This came out aROUND THE SAME TIME AS tHE bIRTH oF a nATION AND SHOWS HOW A SMALLER SCALE STORY CAN STILL BE EXCITING

kINDA LIKE tHE aVEBNGING cONSCIENCE by griffith and can u f--kin die csaps lock?!

It holds up and I don't think its "racist" to have a bad guy who happens to be ofg any race

No mmore than a story of a dishonorable Samurai or a lusty frenchie

He sisnt bad for being asian, but the 2 are unrelated

For The Cheat 2 I want it to be about the trial ON THE BURMA GUY AND OTHER WOMEN COME FORWARD AND TELL OF BEING BRANDED AND B0ned and he sends his goons to silence em, also its a 16 bit Segha Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA game where you play as the cops and try to get to the wqitnesses b4 the goons, or as the goons and take out the witnesses b4 the cops save em