Waco Review

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Waco

thic is my film review on wacko from 1966 (20 years i mean 40 years before transaformers season 3 in America)

its directal by Robert G. Springsteen weho did nothing i saw

it styars Howard Keel from the 50s Calamity Jane/Seven Brides for Seven Brothers//The Man from Button Willow, the repentant Jane Russell from The Outlaw/Road to Bali/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Brian Donlevy from the 30s jewsse james, Terry Moore from Gaslight/Mighty Joe Young/The Great Rupert/King of the Khyber Rifles/the 50s Daddy Long Legs/the 60s Daddy Long Legs/Going Overboard, John Agar frim Adventure in Fort Apache/The Brain from Planet Arous/Law of the Lawless/Young Fury/Chisum/Big Jake/the 70s King Kongh, Gene Evans fromn The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory/The Giant Behemoth (tha6t one s-cked) and Shock Corridor, Richard Arlen fromn tiger shark/Island of Lost Souls/the 30s Alice in Wonderland/Law of the Lawless/Young Fury, Ben Cooper from the 60s twilight zone, DeForest Kelley from Night of the Lepus/star trek 1-6, the good star trek show, the animated one, Anne Seymour from Big Top Pee-wee/Field of Dreams, Robert Lowery from The North Star/McLintock!/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond, Jeff Richards frimn Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Russ McCubbin from f--kin Myra Breckinridge/High Plains Drifter, Dan White from Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Beyond Tomorrow/Our Town\The Yearling\Duel in the Sun\Red River\David and Bathsheba\The Red Badge of Courage\ythe 50s The Ten Commandments/giant/The Rainmaker/Attack of the Giant Leeches\To Kill a Mockingbird\Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter\the 60s Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies, Boyd "Red" Morgan from blazing ssaddles and a bunch i nevver saw in anytthing or aint onm wikipedia

i nevewr saw this b4 but theres also a version from the 50s and im not sure which is giving on grit but its 2 hours and the other one is like 68 mins

so after the logo we get credsitds of illusttations of the cast and theirt names and a son and its i n soviet widescreen and a song about Waco and some bada55

its colored but faded and has some charm to it

then its in proper fullscreen and the color is better and its a weAST TOWN AND GUZ SHOOTING OFF GUNS AND DRUNKING like devoilved people when their team wins a sports game

u dumba55es are wastiing ammo!

so sherrfu returns and is p-ssed the town is mad max and has to run out the rowqdy teens who are probably j=-rklin off on the floor hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng pssssssssssssst

mccoy from star trek is there and goes in the bar and sherruf comes as mccoy warns some strawberry blond guy

iuts a casino like the sonic level and sherruf sez the place is closed and 1 guy trys to take bius gun but is beat out

deforest caps the sherruf and deputee comes in andmccoy beats his a55 out and dumps bokoze onb him so no one believes him

after the sherrfif sertvice,. hay, the sherrrfiuf weas named william kelly, like deforest, wait, its at his thing, 1 guy sez to get wacos gun to chase out the teens and punks and the teens are like 40

wacxo's gun is a conbvict and the governer agreed to grant amnersty to waco to kick the bad guys candya55es and some guys dont want it to happen

like cyber city oedo 808 how they got cyber criminals as bounty hunters, or devilman using a demon to fight demons

so sherrifs nephew and maybors duahgter are a couple and dont trust the malcontents partying as she might be b0ned dead like is socviert california in back to the future 2 or the 2020s

she walks by and 1 guy grabs her, therte ghoes her butt virginity

after the sodomnation, she gpoes by crying and mayor finallyy agrees to get waco

so this guy talks with his woman about their issues and about the waco coming back to kill them

so some guys came to the bar and there were more brothers but nowe i think i went to h e double california

so waco is comming like hes gabbo and nephew and daughter have issues with her being gang b0ned by all those mnonkeys

the adult couple worries that ewaco will do something esp if he knew they were married and the coach is late and these malcomnitners on 1800s motorcycles known now as horses come out and wanna ice waco

but the cart is empty as the waco jumped out as the coach came in and runs by capping emhe makes em didssarm and this dude in a teal suit comers by and the malcopntents say "u should have killed us when u had the chance"

waco is a bada66 and a bit nuts and sez he otta now and makes em undress

oh f is he g0nna b0ne em?!

1 guy i think mayopr se z"wait waco! theres women present" and deforest sez "i could pick waco off easy from ehre" and blonde sez "and miss easy and we'd get picked off too"

so things get hot as waco burns the guys clopthes anbd leaves em naked wiith their manthings offscreen and the smoke makes em cough

imagien if he tied their d0ngs together?

oh f the gusy were the brothjers there used to be more of and are called the jennners!

mayor sez he wants advice in running town and waCO SEZ NO WEATERED DOWN BOOZE, MARKED CARDSD or rigged wheels

get f';d and de caplosk! you xc-ck sucker! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--kin fork up yo a55!

wacko wants to meet a chick and this stern looking mother f--ker c-ck sucker i tthink the adult husband in the adult couple wabnts to do something as defortets wants to take out wack oh

stern looking guy tells aduilt chick to do sometjing and she dont wanna and he sez he wants her to tell waco shes married

he reveals he was wasckos partner and raeped and looted and did other left wing protester tghings and woman sez she thought he was gentler

he sez the passt dont count and its the present and she agrees to do it

she goes to meet the waco and stern guy is a reverend and they see wacop

he sez he acted good to get released and sez chick is just as f'd as him bt she sez shes not annymore and tells him to get out

he goes and she sez he came to be honest but is bitter now and when bitter is able to do evil

later depetree is gambling and sad he didnt save sherrif and waco meets the deforrest who tell him of deptuere and its the casino night zone

waco gives depetee a badghe and helpss him and in the casino this h--ker i think is named dolly like the parton froim the best wh-rehouse in texas

waco spimns a wheel and theeres mirrors in it with deforest in some and him in others which is gopod symbolism of how both are siimilar and vary in allignment and roles and morality

wack meets blondo and tells him to stop the rigged games but is offered as partnership with blondo

wack turns him down and sez he knows blondo sent in the jenners after him but blondo denies it and wants him to join him as waco dont care of da town

waco sez he flipped a coin to decidewhat to do when he got outta jail andsitt landed on its edge and didnt falll yet

hwacko coounters an attack by kelly and holdds him over the rails of the top floor and lets blondo ssave him as he walks out

at the sherrif lace deptuee  is packing hix box and giving up on deputee to go do gay p0rn0 or something and waco whjo is kinda like boogie in that argentina comic or w/e has a drink as dolly talks with him about him being betraued by a wo man

1 guy tells waco he wants to be da new deputee andwaco goes to the sherrif place, sees depturee left wwith this book

deptuee is at sasherrifs grave saying how the booze f'd him his gunskills and he couldnt save sherrif from hasnd shaking that might hit an inniocent

waco sez "wheres my books" and is told in the cubbord and wwaco sez to get straightened up and report back at 6 am

also ddeputee sez he can quit any time he wants

later nephew wants to get mayors daughter ffromworking aas a h--keer as sdhe fgeels like shes not good now after being b0ned and deforest nearly caps him

waco hewars and goes in and tests her by smooching her and shes eagar to please

they go to the back room and doly wants to b0ne wwaco

dad the mayor comes in with a shotgun wanting his daughter back like hes harry penn defernding karen penn in robotech ii the sentinels

once he hears waco is with his little girl whos like 30  he wants to ice wacobut findss shes in the church or something and tells em she needs to pray about herissues with thinking orthers look down on her for being b0ned woc with out cvonsent

masyor sees waco dont seem bad and waco sez he might stioll be and this seems like The Crow

laater adult woman comes bby affter dumping her styern priest hussband andtalks with wwaco

shhe sez someone saw his books and he sez "law books?" and she sez "1 was a bible and 1 was on faith" and that he was studying to be a minister

like a commie, he trues to cover his growing faith and sez he was confused and she wouldnt understandf

she sez sshe married stern guy to do rigfght and thast him finding out she married made him change his plans

i think he quit priestying or not im not sure its hard to follow

she goes and he sez they are both the same

nephew coomes by and tells waco that he loves duaghtwer and is glad waco saved her

the guys are rowdy and waco wants to fgo there and nephew wants him to bring a rifle and waco sez no and fgoes

at the salloon casino night zonehe seez they still use marked carda nd beats on some guys but when deforest pulls a firearm, he whips it out sooner and blows a hole in deforests arms a55

waco seZ to stop the marked cards ANSD riggerd wheels and takes some guy he foguth i eman guys he fought to jail

then a montage of western cr-p and 1 shot of horsemen riuding from a side view like a sonic game and the light behind them in a sihloettte that looks like a silent film

they brand cattle and 1 guy he took out of the salloon brings him to see ma jenner who wants revenge on him and is gonna brand his a55 and ice him and dump it

on jacka55 a guy got his a55 brandedf and screamed in agony as these giuys are ret-rded and sado maSOCHISTS

as the guy readys a brand waco fights and grapples him ANd devolvedly rampages thgouht the camp

they arte gonna brand him and catch him agfain but depuiurtee saves them with a shotgun

he sez he came at 6 am and was told where waCO WEAS HEADING

AFTER NEARLY BRANDING THE JENNERS, HE SEZ "YOU TRY THING AGAIN AND I';LL END YOU" AND good f--k can you just die caps clock?! ur mo lesting my writing

so deforest knows some guy i think nephew is an ally of weaco and snoops around i think

1 prison associate of waco coems by and says waco was toip bird in the jail and i assume b0ned a lot of guys as his property

stern priest sez to waco that waco sent his droogs to take it over and this isnt what eh was called to do but waco sez this is his nature as hes a theif at heart and tempotation overcame him

deputee sez hes sorry he sobered up and waco hives him money for booze and is dieesenfranchised with waco, as is nephew

i assukmme this is a ploy as this is a 60s movie and they dont dhave bad guys as the heroes until clock work orange or back in the lon chaney days

adult woman sez she thinks waco didnt originally plan this but turned when hearing she married and the town wants to do something of him for bringing in hired kilelrs, which is what the town did when getting him

maybor sez they regret this and wanna egt rid of waco but then that would mean blondo would own the town

dolly the h--ker is drunk and sez waco is gonna get iced tomorrow and the jenners and blondo and a buncha others are comming to kick his a55 dead

then galdalf the grey anfd gandalf the white andf monty python and tyhe holy grail black knight, benito mussolini, and the blue meany, and cowboy curtis and jambie the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan , superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theafore logan, spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

came up behind him and they went lightning fast and they b0ned ol waco in his cowboy a55

deputee tells mayor that the hgolden horde is coming and will wipemout waco and his 3 goons and will end them too, like the invid taking over ewwarth after the masters war

so waco checks his rifles and his goons say "this sint gonna be as easy as we were told and we didnt come to fight a war" and is gonna skip town

they leave and main guy waco dont cap em but looks like hes gonna as they kinda went like rito ret-rdo from power rangers running away to survive

the comiong horde sees the hiured guns riding off and adult woman played by that chick from that marylin monroe film comes to see him and how hes not running and he dont seem to give a sh-t even though she seems to care for him

they admit they love each other and she dont wanna hear it and he gievs a speech about how hes ghonna fight and take a few out with him even if he has no chance

so apartently wacos actor was 47 in this, but looks 60 as i think its the smokesd and booze devolving him

wacop goes out and sees the town is ready to sniper like with jfk 2 harambe and he tells em he dont want help in a tirade about how they;'d get it if they fiight

the baddz come in and the townsfolk opwn fire on them like with what REALLY happened with patton and the janners wanna take out waco as once he falls, they own this town

bloncio i thin is gonna sniper waco but doly the h--ker saves him by tellting hi  and blondo goes after waco

degorest egst it and is now dead jim and it was i think deputee who sez "that was for kelly" and the gunfirght goes on

stern pirest take up a firearm and caps guys and wifr saw it

1 guy looks a bit like a lless devolvbed ernest borgnine and was the one who lead waco to ma jenner and trys to take out waco but gets iced

nephew gets capped on the roof and falls but catches the rail and his capper is capped but he falls

his gfg the mayers b0ned daughter goes to heklp him and stern priest coems out and calls for peace

blondo gets a deringer aND SEZ DONT LISTEN TO HIM AND PEIRETS SEZ TO GHO HOME AND DONT COME BACK

blondo derringer caps preist and i kinda sayw that coming but it was a surpiz4re

after the fight waco asks why they aided him and they said cuz reverend told em to afetr he saved daughter and got her to go to church

adult woman gives waco a badge and sez he can be sdherruf now anmd he accepts and i think i looked away as the blondo got capped b4

the end

that was pretty good

didn't expect a lot of that and some parts were unusual for a 60s film

the main guy was bad but not too bad and showed a grittier edge than most westerns would

but he was really good inside and showed it when he needed to

good acting and writing and the music worked and it had good action and twists

he reminds me of Rei or Kenshiro in Hokuto No Ken or Violence Jack as hes nice insdide but bada55

He's tough and skilled and gets out of tight spots like if james bond wasnt subserviant to the regent and was a Free Man

the female chartactyers workled andthe movier kept me gessing if he really was bad or not at times

I knew they couyldsn't have an evil main chARACTER cuz of the code but it did a good job of having a different kind of hero

plus the mayors daughter being b0ned woc with out consent and her actions after showed a darker side of the west thats more 70s stryle like hannie caulder or w/e

For Waco 2 I want the jenner ma to have revealed to have survived getting capped and comes back withweapons built into her body to  fightv against waco for wacking her kidds, she has built a steam powered tank by kidnapping tech guys and comes into town equipped into it with her metal parts and busts up the town, also waco uses his skills and now has a rope and hook to climb and some gadgets from a scientist who got away, and has to fight thissteam tank by going into it and taking it out segment by segment and fighting the ma jenner in each as shge defends it with various weapons in her bod equipped to the tank. Also uts as big as a moddern day building and this is an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Nes, TG16, GB, Game Gear, Atari Lynx and Jaguar and you go in this thing and fight kinda like Mega Man or the 3rd GB TMNT Game.