Red Mountain Review

 Note: I spell dead not red but a bit inbred

Red Mountain

This is my review on Red Muntaiun from the distant future year to the people in this movie of 1951(80 years befoore Transformers Battlestars The Return Of Convoy)

Its directakl bvy William Dieterle who did the 30e A Midsummer Night's Dream/the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Duel in the Sun/Dark City 

it stars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane, Lizabeth Scott from Dark City, John Ireland from Red River/Spartacus, Arthur Kennedy from Lawrence of Arabia, Nevada Smith/Fantastic Voyage/Bend of the River, Bert Freed from What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Jeff Corey from Spider-Man: The Animated Series/1960s Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie/Fist of the North Star the 80sa movie/Conan the Destroyer\The Wild Geese\Oh, G=d! 01//Little Big Man\Beneath the Planet of the Apes\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\In Cold Blood\Miracle on 34th Street, Neville Brand from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz\The Ninth Configuration (a guy is b0ned in the mouth trhere)/the 60s The Twilight Zone, Francis McDonald from The Viking\Duel in the Sun\the 40s The Three Musketeers\Samson and Delilah\Santa Fe\Calamity Jane\Three Hours to Kill\Bad Day at Black Rock\The 10 Commandments/Joe Dakota, Whit Bissell from The Red Badge of Courage\Creature from the Black Lagoon\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\The Time Machine\Birdman of Alcatraz\The Manchurian Candidate\Soylent Green, Jay Silverheels from Tulsa and some guys i never saw in sgh-t

i nevewer swb this b4 but its giving on Grit, Televiusion with backbone

After title and credits to fullscreen we get text dat sez its 1865 and sherm,an f;d the South but some Americans are something about red mountain and theres a lot of chaos and violence and malcontens

1 unseen guy with silver spurtrs goes in and caps a guy and leaves and 

thiss shgerrif and undertaker note theres an unusual cartrisdge and its then found to be Confederate

the peiple think 1 southern guy is the killer and wanna string him up but sherruif sez theres no evidence and 1 guy claims he saw him there when it happened

sherrif isnt good with this but they wanna make sure hes hung good and legal

like having a city hall wedding instead of a REAL one in a CHURCH

so the mob chases this guy in an 11800s motorcycle known as horse and fire on him and he falls from his horses a55 which runsd off like yoshi in maroiio world

they catch him and check his gun and accuse him of murder but he sez sgherrif knows him better

he admits he found golkd in colorado and went to the guy to register it but they cant find his evidence

the mobs gonna string him up as theyy got da bloodlust like malcontents against a guy accused of saying something theyy/them fear and he sez to tell someone the truth

then a sniper fires through the rope like lillian gish or calamity jane and the horse spooks and runs and hes on it

so theres another chase aand main guy and savergo up a hill and getta wayy

saver sez hes brett and dont say how he i mean why he saved him when asked

they go to a hiddsen place and brett sez he knows of prospecting and tthe gold but dont want it as he lost his gold in da war

they talk of the war vs the evil union but not the soviet union or european union, but the union vs conmfederate

main guy ssez hes trying to forget da war and main guy had a girl he liked who wanted him tyo do better

at night main guy pulls a gun on brtett as he figgered he committed the murder and even thought brett saved him, its his fault hes in here in the 1st place

also he cant shot up in town with this chartge is gonna turn him in and brett revals main guys gun has no bullets and pulls hisa rilfe on him

later main guys gf comes by and finds him tied up but not like for SM like in Sailor Moon or Yugioh and she frees him

he goes out to catch the real killer and she wants him to give it up but he wadont wanna run

wait, brett is main guy i got the names f'd

so man and gf go off and hear gunshots and go to it but find a watering hole and dead snake that he kicks as hes a dumba55 and dont get they can still bite when dead

later its clearly daytime and they tinted it to look darker ansd they catch the saver/killer and say they are briunging him in

its night and they cant go for some reason so they gotta spend the night and wacth him and hes giving a serial killer vibe

brett i mean saver/killer talk with ,m,ain guy about theirt war times and how the war might end at some point but not until the south is crushed and woman wants it as shes a confederate phobe

she was f';d up by this general who toeched her fam farm or w/e and iced her dad and bro

sounds more like the evil genberal sherman and hisa gee haad of scorched earth on the Confederates

saver talks of how the nrth f'd the south and he feels for it and hiow theres gonna be no peace

although japan had peace with america aftert the alleged ww2 and they wound up best homies

so man and woman sleep in shifts as saver is wriggling with his bindings and the 2 wake up and had drifted off

man goesd to sleep and saver tells her how she hates the south but her man is a souther

also he goe son of how his dad was iced cuz of the union and they discuss slave owners rights, which many yankees were in favor of and many southers were against

they talk of if the stars control destiny and she looks up and he wiggles his wrists to get out

stars and destiny? like sailor moon?

so when she goes to get his blanket up, he grabs her and takes her gun

he spooks off a horse and takes her hostyage and is gonna go off but main guy nauls him with a log and they fist fight

main guy gets his leg broken and head hit on rock and saver tries to help him

a storm happens and they take cover and and treats tyhe main guy and are in a cave

saver has chick change outta wet clothes and he takes off his shirt and they gotta wait out a storm

this is kinda liek the thing or reservoir dogs how these enemies are in a place together

later its day and i think brett is the saver and mkain guy is anotyher guy

i f;'d up ther names

so saver gets up and the rain is over and he talks with chick of a dr to hide main guy and treat him

he goes out to round up da horses and later soem horsemen come by and main guy sez to signal them as they are a union patroll and can help him catch the saver

woman sez they shouldnt as he could have left them  but saver is back and sez he'd signal them for him

as the unionites go on theres indians in there and saver goes to introduce himself to them

army guy sez he wants to team with him as saver is a confederate legend and tyhey often wear confederate clothes

they are raiders and work with the indians and they are taking supplies from trhe unionites and are really confedertates fighting against the unions like the sentinels fighting the invid regent across the local group of fantoma in roboterch ii the sentinels

army head tralks of caesar and when woman asks for watewr,m this inbred guy dumpos it and tries to b0ne the woman but saver stops him and reveals to be a higher rank

so saver gives main guiy water and talks with wife of hiw main guys fever is getting worse and reveals the army guy is general quantro who hes joining

woman dont liek it and how quantro is an outlaw and fighting with indians, totallyy not like geroge washington or thomas jefferson

woman tells off saver for how he might let main guy die and he smoches her and saver is called down to be told of a mission to attack something

armyt guy quantro asks aboutn his prisonewrs and how he dont trust em and wantys em iced

he has plans for a confederacy of the indians whoch would make the modern day commies j-=zz thgheir pants but hes confederate so they might hate him

then agaiun they like imperial japan and hatre america for imperialism

so the riaders go and find everyone dead and wait, its indians ready to wipe em out and there were indians who iced the e=nemy

the indians scalped the unionites and brett the saver dont like it but wquantro sez it no diuufferent to die from scalpting tyhan a stomach wound

so the mob or w/e i think yweag its them the guys who were gonna lynch him and they come in and it cuts top the inbred guy trying to b0ne the blonde like its Namio SOS but no Miniskirts or H Cups

hes mo lesting her abnd her man is crippled but she pulls a gun on hjim and is gonna send him out but he counters and knocks the gun down

he tries to b0ne her but her man gges the gun and puts a few holes in the inbred guy and the mob hears and rubs

the indians attck and wuantro blams the inbred guy and go back

main guy and woman go off weith his leg snapped and he uses a crutch and cant make it but tyells her to go w/o him but she dont weanna

saver and quantro come back and quantro is gonna end main guy but saver tells about the gold mine and how main guy is wanted for a crime saver did

quantro wants to end main guy but saver playys on his greed on how once he takes over he can use the gold to fuhd himself and not rely on others

also this is 84 mins but Grit adds over half an hour of adds to make it 2 hours

so woman wants to ice all the southerners and have savwsr leave his post but he wont and whines about how saver is worse than qwuantro as quantro is an honest butcher who donthide behind chivarly

later quantro tells saver about his beign a school teacher and hpow hes ok with indians and they go on but have disagreements

threy go to the cave and find the indians are totturing the main guy to find the gold

woman dont know where the gold is and main guy is selirious with fever and saver sez to get a dr to treat him or they lose the gold

quantro is gonna send a guy to getta dr but saver wants to go but quantrio sez no and suspects something of woman and saver

wom,an and a soldier go and getta dr and when day is starting the quantro sees saver going out

saver sez he was going to look for the dr and then the dr comes over as quantro dont buy savers storyy

he has a guy named dixon like ben dixon in Ropbotech or Thomas W Dixon from the Birth Of A Nation keep an eyte on saver

so dr sez the leg is f'd and needs to be operated on or it would go gangreen and quantro wants him made to talk but dr sayys the onyl thing to do is fix ther leg so he can recover

dr fixes his leg and its gonna be ok in a few weeks and woman thanks saver and theyy get along and wish theyy werent on opposite sides

quantro reveals to saver that hes gonna execute the prisoners and i gotta say, they dont kake him look evil like modern thing smake the soutrh, cold and logical and uncaring, but not malicouis

saver goes to tehe cave and main guy talks and as guard findf out, saver beats him out and sez "if main guy talked tyhen he;'d be killed quicjker"

saver is gfonna leave the quantro and dr and saver go off and have guns and its clearly day but tinted and woman and main guy stay behind

saver goers to see quantro and hes asleep sand goes to the indian and takes 1 out and gets dr a horse to ewscape

another indian attacks but saver caps him and sends the horses off and gets off on a horse

he gets to the dcave and has 1 last stand like custer against the quantro and they use guns against the raiders

the woman is going jfk on em like that irishman harambe and main guy is staying back as he'd f;d out

the indians do a ritual and saver sez hes glad he met woman and the stars might affect us

he sez the south lost and he wont let quantro feed or beat on its corpse and a yyankee win might not be so bad

so in the day the raiders have the body of the dr and woman thinks how there's no hope of rexcue

so saver sneaks out in the crevasse and goes down a rope and throws a knife like Violence Jack and take sout an indian and jarjacks his horse to ride off

quajntro wants revenge on the saver but finds the indan rteveals he knows the wqquantrols language and donst consider him a freind but only a tool to be used, like derer and coyote running togetehr to avoid a snake

wqunatrol is bummed the people he saw as equals and friends hated him over his race like all these malcontents today and then the indians attack the main guy and woman

main guy gets capped and the indians report that saver is gone and the indians are gonna attacvk their way

in town saver tells of quantiol and some dont buy it but he sez he came of his own free will and sherrif sez "u guys s-ck, imma go with him" and a pack goes on the attack

main guy and blonde are in da cave and sayinbg "if i dont get out, i want u to know" but fire on the indians

1 indian gets close and blonde caps him

also like in Birth Of A Nation, the heroes ride in on horseback to save the womana dn allie being attacke dandn held up in a last base

a big gunfight breaks out and many egts cappedand saver faces quantirol

wait, quantro runs out as the unionites come in and shank guys with sabers

in the real version we'fd see limbs flying and heads chunks flyying out, but here its clean

saver goes after quantiool and theres a CAR CHASE ON MOTORCYCLES OF THE Q800S OF 1 HORSE POWER EACH AND f off calps lock and die in a hole in an a55

they ride at each other and fire and saver gets hit but they tackle each other from the horses and wind oup on the ground

quantol is gonna shank him but saver caps quantiol and bites it after telling he did the crime as the guy tried to cheat him out of a land claim and pulls a gun on him

the confederates had surrendered 2 days agio and the country is back together with  out consent

tyhhen it ends wiith Glory, Glory Hallelujah and an american flag on a pole

the end

that was pretty good

nice acxting and music and style

good twists and truns and it not only 1 storyy ut grows as it goes on

sorta like M d Geist but doen well

didnt see the ending or how it would fgo but its got good filming and nice thing taken from Birth Of a Nation

i like how it showed both sides of the issue withoutbn makilng 1 openly evil or mpainted to be the "bad" guy despirte it being an antyagonist

like magneto in x men, you maky not agree with him, but understand his motives and reasons

it does this story in a fair and balanced way and its up to the viewer to decide whih is right

i enjoyued it and its not so long and has good 1950s color and style

For Red Mountain 2 i want it to be aboutthe main guy from the 1sat movier relarning to function with his leg beign damaged and him managing his gold mind but his main guy he employs is planning on steaking the gold and framing him for it, also its an 8 bit game like nobounaga's ambotion or roller coaster trycoon and on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16,atari lynx and 78000 where touy manage the minee and got minigames of rehab to recover the leg and the final round is facving tyhe employee who wants to ice you but your now stronger leg can kick parts of him off andf you gotta break his flesh off til hes a skeleton