The Penalty Review

 Note: I spell un penalized

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This is my review on The Penalty from the disatant future year to Cleopatra, who was macedonian/green and NOT african as netflix thinks, of 1920(100 years before Robvotech II The Sentinels and Transformers sUPER God Masterforce)

Its diirected by Wallace Worsley who did The Ace of Hearts/da 20z The Hunchback of Notre Dame, both with lon chaney 1

it stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/Mockery/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Phantom of the Opera/The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Kenneth Harlan from The Walking Dead\Black Dragons, Claire Adams from The Big Parade, Cesare Gravina from The 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Greed/the 20s The Phantom of the Opera\The Trail of '98\The Man Who Laughs, Edouard Trebaol from the 200s Oliver Twist, Clarence Wilson from the 220s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Uncle Tom's Cabin\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Son of Kong\The Count of Monte Cristo\the 30s A Star Is Born\Son Of Frankenstein, and a buncha guys i only saw in this from the 1`800s

its based on a book by Gouverneur Morris i never read

i saw this b4 and liked it and its one of lon chanerys 1st crime and criplles stopreryews

after title and credits of what looks like soviet london by the water, this kid is hurt in a traffic accident and the dr is on his 1st care treating him

he cawed off both the boys legs and there was a contusion at the base of the skull and a bettert dr comes in and checks the cart and find he shouldnt habe sawed off hius legs

this is why dr assisted suicide is a bad idea, i dont trust the gov to handle my mail, and you wanna let em choose who lives and dies?!

so the kid wakes up and hears the dr crippled him and is busted up over it and the more skilled dr agrees to lie for him to cover his incompetince

which is a good idea, to protect baD DRS so they can go on and f up kmore lives

not really good dr lies for bad dr and sez the amputTION SAVD the kids ife but kid sez "itsaa not true! i heard them say it!" and dr sez "its just his imagination from ether"

imagine if they took off his man parts like that deviant dr money? i tells ja, if there is a h-ll he's in there!

so 27 years later in soviet san fran sicko is thius chick and her crime partner who steal from people who get drunk, which is more reason to avoid liquor, and partnetr grabs her and is gonna ice her with a shank and does so and jumps out the window as people chase him

wtf, soviet california was a cess[poole back in the 20s!

they otta nuke it, worked for sodom and gomorrah

also is crime lord blizzard (wqhich sounds like one of the freeza clones in the new dragon balll things) who's lon chaney crippling aLONG ON HIS KNEWES AND CRUTCHES

they strapped his legs back and had him wear buckets on his knees to make him look like he had no legs and it worked really well

lon went throguht h-ll to do this as it was f--kin painful but he was a trooper and kicked a66

so i think lon helps the crook getta way and tells the cops to go elsewhere and then we get this agent whos againsty crime and his female operative who he guives a dangerous job of going after blizzard, weho he callesa "that cripple from h-ll"

so blizzard gets jerwels froom the guy who shanked the chick and he tells lon  that the chixck bit it

da agent tells female he could get blizzard on theeft arson or murder but his organization would go on and "thgrough the master he'd reach the slasves the underground powers of the reds"

lon talks wiith the killer and this guy in a bowler hatt or we comes by and lon has this item the guyt needs which hes jonesing fopr and lon gives him it as he spazzes out

after the guys leave, lopn cropple walks ip the stair which would've got him the oscar as they always give it to the guy playing someone mentally or physically or seuxally challenged

so agent sez lon has dance hall girls making hats but might be doing something bigger that might f da city

in the hat factory, lon looks over the woman slaves as hev stands on a table and whenbb 1 f;d up a hathe grabs her by the hair and makes a daemony face

thats the thing aabout lon chaney; he always plays a hANDICAAPPED GUY, like amputee, paraplegic, mentally cxhallewnged, birth defects, ewct, but he was the badest dude in the movie and no one f'd wioth him

until he chose to die to save the woman he loved

so as lon leaves he tellsa his slaves the chick who was sahanked is nowee in h-ll abnd tlaughs at these chicks fear

then goes to a locked room with some chick whhho looks like clara bow and cripples himself into a chair with his stumps over the side

i think sdhes his woman and they hold each other and smooch and i think in the real versoion were b0ning

agent tells female asgent its a big risk for a woman to go to blizzard but she sez its her job

after a smooch aand probably mouth stuff in the REAL version, lon goes to the piano and sez "as men walk i will walk and be master of the city and the city wuill pay  him for his handicasp like a nero and cesaer

then tells chick he probably b0nes that she wont see it alive if she dont pedal the p[iano  better

so chick goes to work for the blizzard and the dr who f'd him is nopwe a famous surgeon despite, or because, he f;d up so bad he cr-ppled that boy and has an assistant

blizzards agent is thgeir car driver or show fur but spelleds all devolved as the french are less than human in spelling and thinking and evolution

bad drs daughter is an artist who makes statues of naked people including this chick we see the a55 crack of modeling

dr sez one day his kid will see art as nonsense like tom greens dad in freddy got fingered aand she does dude art too

some guyt goes in and shakes hands with this devolved guy like torgo in manos the hands of fate and after torgo sr leaves, the guy wants chick to give up on art but she wants to do 1 thing worthn it; satanb after the fall

what a wonderful idea, thats something everyone can enjoy, NOT!!

oh the guy who is there is her bf who wants to marry her and the drs assistant

so girl agent is under cover 7 days and the ring tappe killed her i mean found nothing of blizzwrd and i think is being his woman now as lon ate the othert or w/e

she isnt afraid of him as he plays piani well and he likes it

he slides down a pole kinda like in wesat of zanzibar wqhere he also didnt use legs and had a higher room

the show fur gives him an add saying "if you look like Satan come model for me" and he has his goons make sure no one applies but him

he looks crazy and glad an dkinda like the joker when fiunding out and recalls the dr who sawed off his legs and gets drisgruntled

he hows to make her artist and her dad think he Is da devil and the bnext day his goons are sending poeple away as arist talks with a kid named bubbles like the power puff girl or micharl jacksons chimpus

when blizzard neos is away the girl agent is snooping as usual in his plase for clues and londike bar applies tio be the model and cripples in on is stumps which kinda grosses out rthe chick

ehats so bad about him missdingh legs?! this is 1920! ww1 was right ago!

girl agent finds a loose brick bby the firte place and a chain that pulling it opens the fireplace like f--kin batman but this came 1st

she goes in ad its 2 ring chains and it lights up and she goes in

the boy buibbles sez he knows blizzxard and now to trust him but she likes his sour face and wants to capture his disgruntled expressiuon to gain th fame

in the fireplace dungeon girl agent finds an operating room like that ep of svu wuuth that guy into chopping people up but never actually did it cuz its just his weird fetish like guys into people devolved into man p[arts

lon reveals he know much of art and his dad was a disgunguished man and cuz he hated lon being a double ampurtee, at 15 he crippled awayy from home

that sounds bad, but i assume theres more to this story, as this is only lon's side and he never hear the other pov nor sdee anything and we can onlyy take the word of a criminal on it

chick agent sees men diggeing in a caged off area and escapes out the firepolace and closes it

when asked by blozzard lived in the undferword he sez after Satanb fell from heaven he looked for power in h-ll and later goes back and checks huis drawereand finds some twweezers

he checksa the brcik fireplace and climbs this wall wiuth hand grabs and looks in a window at the hat room and calls over female agent while looking like he has devil horns from his hair

pretty good pghysical work from the lon

he gets her to come play the pianbo with him by operating the foot pedals  as hes got no feet like morbidly obese albert

he gets her to give him a hair thing and he saves it in his coat and checks it with the one he found and its the same

he has her play a death song and at then feels bummed and says he couldbnt have plays that way w/o her help

he lkets her go back as he can murder anything but music

later the clay statue looks more like the historical fighure from the bible AND FEMAle agent is writing of what she saw in ther passage

shes gonna throw the note of her facts but hesyitated as it might end blizzard but throws it and another guy gets it and takes it

but then he's attacked by the guy who shanked the chick at the start and they fight

assistant coomes in and sees her evil hero bust and lon knows hes the dr's assistant as hes got a network of crime agents around like f--king mad in inspector gadget but not ret-rded

as lon leaves he sez "what a nice pair of legds, i gave mine to science and the door is slammed by assistant

assistant wants lon to to sleep like hes in soviet canada and they get dr's to coerce the sick and poor to end it rather than be a "burden"

prstty soon its gionna be mandatory for anyone deemed "unfit" to be ended

i blame the frenchiesd, their courts and people caused the laws to change, they have been befouling this onmce good place for centuries, they are a small fringe minority, they are anti science, they are hateful and racist, why do we tolerate these people? they are surplus to requirements!

that may sound bad, but its what the marquis de sade jr said about the humans in Soviet canada who disagreed wiith him/her

imagine putting aids on the garbage so when the frenchieds maek love with it, they get aids?

jk, many dont need that, theyy aready are positive!

So in the past the french canadians used to be Catholic, but have since abandoned the faith and wound up oppressing people over their race and religion and language and nationality and disability, kinda like Zee Fuhrer!

excewpt the fuhrer was smarter and more mentally stable

he was evil, but good and smart are 2 diufferent things

the zodiac killer was smart and evil too

so lon finds the note and reads it and gets p-ssed and cripples in all malcontent and climnbs the wall and looks at her

then comes down and crushes the note in his hand

da dr comes in and sees the lonnie and talks with blizzard alone

lon sez he followed drs careed and profited by early kjistakes and dr realizes lon is the kid whos life he ruined

the dr calls out towards the heavens with a regretful look and pulls out a clay trowl and plunges it into his torso to atone for his sins

jk really lon sez not to worry but he can fix his error but dr sez to leave

lon sez only artist can keep him away as shes's making a master piece and he cripples off andf dr tyells arttist of their history how he f;dss this boy and noiw has to reap what he sewed

dr senses something evil from him comming over and she sez he made this mess and has to fix it

agent meets with guys aND 1 SEZ BLIZZARD ORGANIZED THOUSDANDS OF duisgrunt;led foreign laboroers and is up to something

in his lair blizzard reveals his plan that in dec 02 at noon he's loot socviet san fran sodom and 10 000 foreign malcontents will filter in and  the signal wiill be something blowing and all these gaijin will swarm out and wreak havoc and take out cops

we see a vision of what his plan would bve and it seems a  lot like the maopcontents in blm or antifa  or other socialist groups

while the city is being f';s he'd loot it like nerw orleens and  that guy with the beer and he'd lead it and have  legs whichg we see

the guy jhes talking wioth ses hes niuts and lon laughts whhich toptally is sane amdf sez he'd succeed as the guy walks off

he then pulls a gun and tells whoevers in the closet to come out and its girl agent and shes sad and thinks hes gonna ice her

lon sez he wont as shes his best peddler and shows her the note he found with her name signed and sez she didnt do much damage and shes happy and smooches him as her master and i think the b0ned as it faded out

later lon has some kinda power over artist as he guides her and back door bubbles is listening in and artist chick is thankful

he sez he loves her and gets kinda needy and shes freanked out by it and laughs which breaks him like with rick in drgrassi when emma turned him down

he lunges at her guy falls and cripples after her like a monster and she runs but realizes his mistake and is bummed

shes still there and he tries to backpeddal and sez hes unhappy and sez sorry for daring to life his thoughts to her and how laughter burns a cripple like aCID

she sez she dont know whoy she laughed bu t he scared her and comes bavk to him and 

some guysa come in and its the b4f assistant andf weas brought in by butt buddy bubbles\

lon goes and terlls booty boy bubbles to call him an cab and listens in on atrist and bf assistant saying women need love/home/children and lon made her forget that

she sez she'd marry him and they smooch and lon goes off to have girl agent call dr faking being bubbles and saying artist wernt to blizzards place and was crying

assistant is on the other end and he gets his gun and goes off

girtl sagent cozys up to him but he shoves her a55 ovv and is bitter against it ciuz his lasty woman bit it

agent hears word that girl agenty only goes to da window and nodds and when bf comes over he sez he's gonna search her place i mean lons place for her after lon sez shers in her room

lon offers him a deadlm,, if he wants the artist to go free, the dr will saw off bf's legs and tape em on lon and bf pulls a gun

lon hits a button and the trap door hole floor opens and drops him in a cell like in the phantom of the Opera

bf fires at lon and doint hit and 2 goons grab him and all through this is ther girl agent listening in from her locked area

lon callsdr and sez he has the faughter and he comes over as lon has ko'ed the bf is on a bed and ready to be chop shopped like a gaijin place where they sell organs on the blicketee black market

lon climbs up the rings in da fire place and sees dr and admnits his duiauhgrer aint really there

lon wanys dr to do a leg trandplant like he did to apes and tries to tempt him by saying it would bring him fame

what about the guy who's legs were sawed off., were they gonna lie about that?

allso he wants to marryy the chjhick and if dr don't, he'd have daughter and bf ended

lon sez he'd be a caesar and dr sez; u'd be a super man, i'll do it

lon cripples down the chain thing in the fireplace and dr folows and later, lon is in bet with a bandage oin ihis head

he felels like he woke up from a bad dream of being evil

daugher comes in and wait maybe its girl agent and he revals he fixed the contusion on his head that was putting pressure on the brain and made him evil

so its like marik in yugioh how he was only affgected by his other side? wait, i think a lot of that was actually him

dr sez he might become a power for good as he was for evil and lon smooches girl agent

lon writes that hes no longer gonna be blizzard like with wicked knife and fork in mister rogerts ad he wishes his crime homies well

they worry lon will snitch on em and need to ice him like with the kennidies and marilin monroe

later lon is getting along with dr and they plan on doing good and leaves and as lopn plays and chick does th pedals, he gets snipered by some guy in the window like with rfk or mlk but he didnt have it comming

he sez he had to pasy the penalty for his evil and comforts he and keels over

later artist unveils the bust of the fallen angel saying thats all thats lereft of him, an evil mask on a great soul;

the end

that was quite good

if tbney had the oscar back then i think chaney would have won it

he gave a great performance and the other people did well but chaney stole the show crippling around on those stumps

you feel for him as he wasn't evil by choice, only made bty an accident

good filming and in some versions, the music where he reveals he sawed off the boys legs and didnt need to is pretty intense

i honest;ly forgot the plan of taking over the city and  a few other things but its been years sinc i saw this

in some versions lon survives and busts the bust of him as the devil but thats curtrently lost

you feel for him, wait i already said that

lons a bada55 and only killed with a sneaK ATTACK and no one f;'d with him

he may not have legs but he can kick ur a55

i think wentworth took the doing evil under another mind wqith that chick in the later seasons we thought was dead

yeah the end seems a bit copnvienent but it works and reminds me of the manga of jushin liger by go nagai how the dragon dude sacrificed himself to attone for his sins after being controlled

Oh and his plan for looting and busting the city kinda happened in LA in the 90s with the malcontents spazzing out over a drunk driver being beat up

for The Penalty 2 I want it to be revaled that lon faked his death to throw off the bad guys and work as a gov agent to counter the gaijin he was working with and commies who wanted to use his plans to take over, also he';s got metal legs made by thomas edison and they gopt gadgets built into em to get him out of danger and theres' a mole in the agency that is working for the commies, in the end the base is blown and lon goes out and takes out the commies attacking it, then in The Penalty 3 he goes undercover with a disguise to counter the commies at their source and uses his gadgets and weapons in his legs to slioce through coommies and haijin, its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where part 2 is him training in his metal legs and eaRNING MORE GADGETS AND ENDING WITH A BIG BATTLE AGAINST A BUNCHA HAIJIN, AND PART 3 IS HIM GOING THROUGH THE slums and taking out high end gaijin whopm are key to the new plan of wiping out everyone in caLIFORNIA WITH A PLAGUE THAT SPREADS THROUGH BUTT STUFF and f off and die caps lock, srsly, go to h-ll, ur not needed in my blue and pure world, shine okama no kuso! ima!

Game Reviews Volume 28 From 2023 Part II

Didn't expect to get another one so soon, but I've been playing a buncha small games so it kinda added up. There are my thoughts and experiences on games I did.

Just beat Mario Kart Super Circuit on GBA. Kind of an ordeal. The 1st few races are ok but the last one is not. Its a racing game where you play as 1 of 8 Mario guys and race the other to the finish line. A is Gas, B is Brake and you can Drift corners by using it and the D Pad steers. Either Select or L/R uses the Item you collect but my GameCube pad is spazzy and I had to use the X Button.. You got 5 Cups where each has 4 races and each of those is 3 laps and you gotta come in 4th of better to continue. The computer don't and keeps going on, but you do. Also some races have the tracks overlay itself and if you go over the edge you go on a past past and might as well restart the race. You get 3 Do Overs per Cup and  if you use one, you restart in 8th place in the starting line. Pressing and holding a after the 2'd starting light at the right time lets you boost start and the opponents never fall for traps like Banana Peels. Your own shells you fire can hit you and if you go over the edge of a race you fall off and gotta wait to be put back on as the other racers go on, but you can boost start if done at the right time. There's 50, 100 and 150 CC Tracks but I only did 50 as I don't like racing game or Mario much, and I never learned to drive. You can collect Coins but I don't know what they do. I used Peach as she's the fastest and a Bimbo but she's a bad driver and I had to keep readjusting her direction. The rivals to watch out fort are Bowser, DK and Luigi with Yoshi behind them as they are often in 1st. 1st place gets 9 points, then 2nd is 6 then 3rd is 3 then 4th is 1 and whoever has the most total at the end of the Cup is the Winner. The last level is Rainbow Road and its the worst. There's a lot of curves and no walls so you keep falling off and often then I try to Drift I get turned around or go off the edge. After a few hours at it I made it to 4th place and after 3 1st's in the past races won but that track was a blight. The graphics are often good but its a mess of pixels at times and the music is nice. Going on Road goes faster than off it and some levels have traps like Boo's or Fire Rocks.. The game isn't bad mostly but I didn't even know you needed to get 4th or higher until the last level as it didn't happen to me. That last level is kinda abominous but I got lucky and good enough to win after enough tries. Glad i did this but I might never do it again. I got this years ago before I realized I don't like Racing or Mario games much and while I don't regret getting it, had a lot of anger and stress with that last level. Sonic R was better as it didn't en-anger me as much.

Just beat Code of Princess on 3DS. Its by Atlus and is an Anime Style game like Guardian Heroes where you jump between Planes and battle monsters and Ninja and Knights and other D&D things. Its kind of a Beat Em Up but has RPG things of gaining EXP after each fight and Leveling Up, then you get 5 points per Level you gained that time to put into stats. There's 2 kinds of mission: Main Quest, which you gotta use one of the story characters, and Bonus Quests where you can use the others you unlock in Main Mode. A is strong attack, B is fast Attack, Y Attacks and who you hit is Targeted, X is a Power Mode that does 2X Damage in but uses Magic that recovers on its own but faster with beating on enemies, R and maybe L lets you move up/down planes with the D Pad (maybe A Stick but I use the D Pad) but you can't when in Air, and using the D Pad Up is Jump while spazzing on it does other moves when hitting Attack. Targeted enemies take 2x Damage and it Stacks with X. It plays pretty well and if you have issues, do other Missions and Level Up to get stronger. The art is really anime and the music is  nice. It plays well and the characters have their own personalities that match the voices. Some of the acting is over the top on purpose and the dialogue is witty and often self aware. you got a bunch of missions that can take around a min or so to get through and while I only played as the main character bikini blonde princess, there's others you can use. It reminds me a bit of Slayers meets Queens Blade or Manyuu Hiken Cho but not as over the top. Also its got a number of Bible refs in it like the Wheels Within Wheels and Angels. Pretty solid game and it plays pretty well. Often There's a lot of chaos and at times the game chugs but in the final battle it really sped up. Its sometimes tough to tell which plane you're in but you save after every mission and can retry endlessly. Also there's Items to equip and Healing things or traps left when ending foes. Glad I did this one.

Just beat The G.G. Shinobi for Game Gear on 3DS. Its a 2D 8 Bit Action Platformer where you play as a Ninja and fight 4 levels to unlock the other 4 colored Ninja on your team, then face a final level and beat the bosses again, then face the final boss: A black ninja who has a big Urotsukidoji Monster thing. You get 3 Continues and on the 3DS you can create a Restore Point to come back to but it goes away when you resume it. Somehow I had a 2nd save point and after game overing, went to it and came back to win. Its not too hard and you get plenty of extra guys that return when you go back to an area, but a few parts are tricky and it helps to know where to go. There's also a Life Bar Extender Power Up in each of the main Levels and you can switch between Ninja you rescue but they share the Life Bar. Each Ninja has its own Power like Ceiling Walk or Double Jump and Attack  like a Charge Shot or Grappling Hook that you need to get by, as well as their own Ninja Magic like Time Stop or Flying in a Tornado or Clearing Blocks. You can save Magic but biting it removes all you collected. Its got nice colors and good music and controls pretty good. 1 button is Jump, 1 is Attack and Start pauses and opens the Menu to choose a Ninja Ranger or use Magic, but you gotta use the Button and not Start to do it or it won't count. Its a decent game that can be beat in under an hour but if you use a Continue, it makes you restart the whole level instead of going back to the area you fell on. Glad I did this one. I recommend using a guide to know who does what and how to get by some parts.

Just beat Monopoly on Game Boy. Its a Multiplayer Board Game where you move around the board and gotta be the last one with money. You can have several players and can have some being Computer and can but property or go to Auction and try to outbid the other guy. Your wealth is 2 numbers, the property you have, and the liquid money on hand. You take turns rolling dice and moving exactly that many spaces, and can buy spaces you land on. If you own all property of the same color you can buy houses and hotels on em and if an opponent lands on em, they pay you, and its more if you have houses or hotels on it. There's also utilities like Electric and Water and 4 Railroads that give get you more money the more of em you own. There's Income Tax that steals 10% of ALL wealth, including properties and houses, or 200$, and Chance or Chest cards that have various effects like getting or taking money or moving you to a certain space. You go to Jail for getting 3 Doubles in a row(2 of the same number on Dice) or landing on the Go To Jail space or getting a card that sends you there. You get out by paying 50$, or rolling Doubles, or waiting 3 turns, but if you have a Get Out Of Jail card you can use it. You get 200$ each time you pass Go and you can trade property with other guys or Mortgage them if you need money, but can Un-Mortgage them back. Its got some Super Game Boy features like minor color and there's little animations on the cards and events like paying money or getting money, and there's no music but some Tunes That play when things happen. Its not a big expressive Robotech battle, but a Boards Game so it works. I felt like Donald Trump with all these Real Estate Deals and making money, but felt bad for my opponent. Also there's characters to play as who look kinda 1800s. Its a decent game and does what it needs to. Glad I played this.

Just beat Disney's Tarzan on GBC. Its a platform game based on the 90s movie back when disney was good and you go around collecting bananas, then after getting the Earned Required Amount, you find a character and go too the next level. After a number of levels, you get a Password of 4 Symbols and there's no continues but you can put in the password to return. You bite it in 3 hits and beating a level don't refill it, but getting an extra guy as a head of your player refills it. A is jump, holding B makes you faster but its rougher to control and you can swing from vines or climb up some areas and swim underwater w/o needing air as Tarzan and the apes are El Italiano like Mario. There's only 1 enemy you can't kill and its this big cat in 1 boss fight, but its the hardest part of the game. He has 9 hits and you got 3, also you can only hit him in a certain way, like when he's jumping, but he jumps fast and the only way to avoid it is to duck. But Ducking is done by pressing the D Pad Down, but it only stay's low for a sec and then automatically stand up. If you time it right you can get a loop but it can be easily broken. And when killed by it, the fight restarts and he's fully healed! There's bonus levels to get Bananas and if you get all in a level or bonus level you get a free guy,. The graphics are good and its got nice color but its got digitized clips from the 90s movie and looks pretty impressive for an 8 bit GBC Game. The music is ok but the controls take some getting used to Other than the 1 boss fight, you gotta lure the bad guy up high but the rest of the game is collecting bananas and then finding the friend. You sometimes play as Jane who has an umbrella but it only pushes not harms foes. sometimes you're using Kid Tarzan, others his ape homie, and sometimes adult Tarzan. Also the hit detection can be iffy on here. Its not bad but Not bad but could be better. Its by Activision and Digital Eclipse and disney interactive.

Just beat Sylvan Tale for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a Zelda like game where you play as this dude with some kinda plant sword that you need to collect the 6 Rainbow things, then other stuff to stop some great evil. You also unlock 5 Beast Modes like in Altered Beast where many have a 2nd ability like digging or diving. 1 button is attack and the other is the ability like pulling/pushing things or doing a charge and you have items you can use in a menu like a key that lets you Warp in a Tree or an Apple that heals you. Some items you only need equipped and go to the place it happens and some you gotta select. Start opens the menu and you got like 3 Save File Slots to record your game and can return to it where you left off or after biting it to your last save. Simple story but some good twists and its got nice colors and great music. Its actually not long but some parts are tricky and some bosses take some learning. Good puzzles and ways to get through it and fruit heals you while Oranges increase your Life Bar. There's some back tracking to get better items and in some parts you gotta take a hit or 2 but sometimes you can attrition through a wall of fire and use invincibility frames to force through. It controls pretty well and is a pretty solid little adventure. If this came back and became a franchise it would be pretty cool, alongside Master Of Darkness and Ristar. It had potential and was never released outside Japan but Fans Englished it. Glad I did this one. Its worth a play.

Just beat Kenyuu Densetsu Yaiba for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its based on some 90s Anime/Manga where you play as this kid with a Sword and fight several Levels. You get lives and continues but I'm not sure how many as I used Save States. The game is in Japanese but can be figured out my wiggling around. 1 button is Jump and 1 is Attack and Start opens a Menu to access these Power Jewels you can use  by holding down on the D Pad and the Sword Button until it charges then I think the other button or something. In some boss battles you get this screen and an image and gotta press a button the right way or D Pad or something. There's as Beam Struggle you gotta spam buttons and D Pad, 1 part has you in this Dragon Mouth like The Never Ending Story but these orbs appear around you and you gotta press a button as all come on screen at once, 1 part you got this circle with 2 blades and gotta press the button when all parts are lit up, and II think there might be another, oh yeah, you got this sword zapping you and gotta spam buttons and the D Pad. It controls pretty well but some jumps are tricky and falling in Lava ends you. Also your life bar a8in't refilled between levels, but there's life annd ammo for your Gem Powers that restarts at 0 after using a Continue. Also using one puts you at the start of a Leven instead of where you left off with a Life. Some powers include a Water or Wind wave that puts out fires and turn into an enemy to sneak by them and use doors they can, but its not used much. The boss fights are not too bad but the last guy is tough with a blast that you gotta jump in a certain timing to dodge it and he can end you in like 3-4 hits. Not a bad game with nice colors and music. Glad I did this

Just beat Superman For Game Gear on my 106 Game Gear Games GBA Cart. Its bad. Also called Superman: The Man of Steel, its by Virgin and Sunsoft who are usually good but they just screwed up here. 1 button is attack which is punch on ground or laser eyes in air when you got the power up, and the other is jump but you gotta hold up or it or something to fly. If you get hit you fall until you hit land and then you can refly. Enemies don't come back unless you bite it and you only got 1 "Continue" that sends you back to the last area you entered, but you can get more, I think from points. The punch is really close and not much good and there's another Power Up of a yellow burst that extends the range a bit. Its really easy to take damage in here and while there is Red S's that heal you and Blue S's that give you Power Ups, its often undone by the enemies wearing him down. Good graphics though and nice colors but the screen doesn't show much and enemies are often off and can nail you. The flying is weird and Superman's Sprite looks overinflated. I don't mind making him able to bite it, but only 1 Continue each level pretty much and how easy the damage adds up is too much. Its often better to fly past the enemies and get to the end, but if you ain't using Save States then you need to fight the enemies to get points for Continues, but you often bite it fighting enemies and that negates it. The boss fights are often walking up to em, running into em, taking a hit and trying to get in range of your dinky punch and hammering Attack until they move and you gotta relocate and try again. Also the Buttons for Jump and Attack are reversed from what they should be as I think its European and in Soviet Europe, everythings backwards! Some levels are you flying and you gotta go up or right and get to some place like a roof or train. The last level is you on a space base and gotta get to a big TV and press a button when these enemies are around you and again after the boss so if you took too much damage you die and go back to the last checkpoint. On my GameCube player the Controller is screwy so L/R and Start/Select are mixed so to save I had to use X/Y to open the menu and go to Save State and to Load I had to hold Y and hit Start or open the Menu and Load State. When opening the Menu it said Saving but didn't. It can be beat in like half an hour but takes longer if you gotta use Save States or basically play the game as you die often. Had it been tuned a bit and maybe had a longer punch or more Defense it would be better. Glad I played this but I probably won't play it again.

Just beat Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a 1 on 1 fighting game where you play as the Rangers and Zords of Season 001 and fight 7 levels with monsters from the show. 1 button is Punch, the other is Kick, Start pauses and doing spazzing on the D Pad with the buttons does special moves. Each Ranger and Zord has different moves and each button when spazzing the D Pads does something different. The graphics are bright and colorful and they added the extra detail of not mirroring the sprites but redrawing them so the Megazords legs are the right colors of Blue and Yellow on the right sides no matter what direction the Megazord faces. It plays pretty fast and its kinda tough to plan attacks so its best to go on instinct but there is some strategy on what Zord and Ranger to use as each has their own special attacks. Its not too hard but the last 2 guys are pretty tough and took a while to beat for me.  You get infinite Continues and get to reselect the fighter for each part you are on. Theres a best of Rounds option but I used 1 so it would be done quicker. The music is pretty good and has the shows theme and there's a Demo that has the life bars as grey with black text saying the game name, TM and Demonstration, that gave me 90s feels like when I was a kid, kinda like Mega Man 3 on NES. Overall its a solid game and can be beat in 1 sitting but some parts are tricky. But with infinite tries, you can keep at it til you get good or lucky. Glad i did this one.

Just beat Journey From Darkness Strider Returns for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a platform game like the 1st one but this is 8 bit and only has 3 buttons, Jump, Attack and Pause. You jump in an arc that can't be changed but you can guide your fall with the D Pad. When standing or ducking Attack throws Ninja Stars but when moving it uses the Strider Blade. You can slide with Down and Jump and when sliding you can slice with the blade. Also you can climb ropes and cling to ceilings and walls and climb and attacking is blade. Sometimes you gotta hit a switch to open a door or go across a green goo pond from hanging on the ceiling as hands reach up to drag you down and you gotta get close and move as they reach the top of their arc as if they touch you, you fall and die. The bosses have you summon spheres around you that shield you and damage them and you gotta find them in these capsules that are like the ones with hearts that heal you. you getta life bar and when you bite it you resummon near where you fell but sometimes it puts you closer to the boss or in a better area. There's also a time limit and I think that's the one that replaces you near it when it runs out. You get like 6 Continues and several lifes and while its easy to die its not the worst. Its by U S Gold who people hate (Like U S Grant?) and isn't the REAL Strider named Hiryu but Hinjo or Himbo or something and wasn't made by Capcom. Decent graphics and considering this is on an 8 bit system its understandable as its not by Sunsoft who reigned supreme in that time and the Music isn't bad. The attacking system is kinda iffy as I wanna use the blade but gotta use the Stars but its not awful. Also you can only throw 2 Stars at a time and they stop existing after a distance. People hate this one but i felt its decent. Glad I did this one. Its worth a try. Kinda like that Italiano film Alien II that was being a thing on Alien or Zombi being a thing on that Romero film, its a non canon sequel by other guys.

Just beat the Master System version of Power Strike II on my 200 Genesis and Master System Games Multicart. Its a Vertically Scrolling Shmup where you play as this aeroship in an alternate 1930s where people become sky pirates  and you are a bounty hunter who takes em on. You can change it so 1 button is fire and 1 is pause, which helps as sometimes you wanna pause and unpause to have more reaction time and slip between enemy fire like some kinda ace Robotech Pilot. There's power chips that increase your pea shooter and some shields that spin around you and block enemy fire. The Special Weapons are on a Number System that when you take out and catch Numbers from 0-6 and if it matches your current one, it upgrades it, but if not, it changes it. Also is a Super Attack by Holding down the Fire Button and Releasing to launch. You get infinite continues and a few lives but if you run out of guys you restart the level. Biting it lowers the Weapon and Special Weapon Power and that's kinda easy as there's a real Maelstrom of enemy attacks. The longer you hold the Fire Button the Stronger the Super Attack is. Its 8 levels and the last is a Boss Run with Power Ups showing up at the start. Its kinda tough but if you keep playing til you get good or lucky it can be beat. I got 80 Game Overs and it took me several hours. On Bosses/Mini Bosses the Power Ups Cycle through and if you can hold it, you can evade the enemy fire and wait for the right one to upgrade. The best I'd say are 6 3 and 1 in that order. I think 0 removes your Special Weapon but increases its Power Level for when you get the next. If there's a line of enemies coming and you take em all out, you might get a Power Up. Also is an Extra Guy and a Light that clears the screen. Power Ups wave around before leaving the screen. Good graphics and music and nice colors. I'm not much on Shmups and this got me mad a but but overall its good. Glad I did this one. Its part of Compiles Aleste Series.

Just beat Zillion II - The Tri Formation for Master System on my 2DS. Its kind of a Run N Gun  but half the levels are on a Cyclone from Robotech so you gotta drive and blast enemies and sometimes Transform into a Mech Warrior Mode like the Modat 5 in Robotech The Movie and fly around. But in these levels you can't go too far ahead and stop around  4/5ths to the right. There's L Squares to give you Life and Z Squares that Power you up or something, may6be enable the Transformation. The Even Numbers Levels are going around these enemy bases and blasting enemies with the Zillion Laser and going through straightforward Levels and getting to a boss room you go in with Up. 1 button is jump the other is fire and Start pauses it, but Fire and Jump are the wrong buttons so I had to Remap them. Also This game has 0 Continues and you only refill life with biting it or beating a level and the L Squares are only in the Shmup Cyclone Levels. Also sometimes the Red Z Squares blend into the background and I don't notice em. There's 4 bosses, Level 2 is 20 enemies summoning, 4 is a guy you gotta stay close to and jump his shots while blasting, 6 is a guy with wavy missiles you gotta try to evade by ducking/standing in the right spot, and 8 is the easiest as he flies around with a Sword Blast and you can evade or zap him to jump through him. The jumping takes some getting used to and at times the enemies get on you and you can't zap em cuz the Gun is ahead of you when fired. In many parts are these White Opa Opa from Fantasy Zone that are like Medusa Heads in Castlevania. You only get a few guys and its  pretty unfair as well as how it seems like there's no Invincibility after getting hit by enemy fire. The game ends with a "This mission is over but until the enemy is beat, we will battle on!" but I think this was the last game. It can be beat in like half an hour on a good run will take longer from Game Overs. Glad I did it, probably won't do it again. Decent Graphics Good Music.

Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet Review

Note: I Spell Prehistoric

Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet

kono wa ore samma no review no Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet kara mirai year 1965 (40 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Curtis Harrington who did nothing i ever saw and was produced by the legendary knight Roger Corman in Attack Mode

iT STARS Basil Rathbone FRom The Great Mouse Detective\The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad\Son of Frankenstein\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Romeo and Juliet\Captain Blood\A Tale of Two Cities\the 30s David Copperfield, Faith Domergue from It Came from Beneath the Sea\Cult of the Cobra and some soviets oore samma never szw in anything

its based on the soviet film Planeta Bur anbd had Amerivcan footage made by Roger Cormn so its like Power Rangers in dda 90z or BeetleBorgs ort VR Trtoopers or The Masked Rider

I never saw this but its public domaain i think andf im watcbing it on candy a55 youtubve

it starts with credits and tirtle over weird art and dramatic music then narrator sez in the distant future year of 2020(when we had transformers super god masterforce and roboptech ii the sentinels and mission to mars) and the moon was colonized (which triggers beta male canadians) and now we are on the next mission

Sop now they are going to Vensu and theyill they stall tall, cuz maybe they;'ve seen us, and welcome us all

3 ships are heading there and 1 shhip is wiped out byu a meteo and basil contacts the other ship and they talk of how its gay they lost a ship so close and how they were just talking with the other ship

the base sends a message to continue the mission and remain in orbit untilanother ship comes and toi examine the planet

the crew whines that they may gotta wait months for another order and 1 guy wants to follow the original orders tio land and see it with human eyes instead of a robot

they worry about basil not going with it so they are gonna contact the other ship to do it

in some shhip this guy talks with a robot like the one from forbiddden planet robby and tell hhim the plan to lkand on the planet and how they'd leave the robot behind

the ships call basil and tell him of the plan to land with the robot and he sez its logical buyt theres possible psychological damage to the  one remaining on the ship

theres a chick reporting to basil and this guy named sheman like the civil war criminal and sez women are more resilliant than men and basil agrees to the plan and woman sez she'd contact him at 0400 hours

so the ship is given permission to land and the chick stays in orbit and the robot calculated the details and later chick scans rthe pklanet surface and they see a lot of red

chick asks if tyheres life on da planet and what kind there is burt 1 guy sez theres probably nothing and its all fire and a big red spot whgich is actually on jupiter but this film gets it wrong

also sailor venus is better than sailor jupiter as shes a bimbo and dun and stronger

when the other scouts got their pure heart crystals removed they blacked out, but venius sprinted faster than a van and stayed conscious after giving blood

so the ships go to the planet and find its a prejhistoruc planeet and thers water and they go down

the commander sez the signal was cut off by the horizon and they probably landed well

later the ship is calling to the ones that went down and gets nothjing and they go in to find em after telling the chick and saying not to be afraid

basil calls and sez they are free to queer out and go home but thome base is wishing them success

commander tells them hes going to save em and thanks the "people of earth" like that sega game and goes down to the planet in a rocket with its a55 end facing down and sh-tting fire

it lands in a foggy area and are unused to gravity againm after a long time in space w/o it

thats the problem with space travbel,. no gravity! people lose muscle from not using it in 0g  and after months in space wont ba able to do jakc sh-t on other polanets.

look at soviet canadian astronaught chris hatfield; he could hardly keep his head up after 6 months on the space station!

imagine going years to mars? you'd be f'd out! and then another 3 years back to earth!

you'd probably die of earth gravity when getting back!

think like in dbz how they got stronger in 500x earth gravity, but reversed

so the guys use a camera and see rock formations and the microphone outsiode detects strange sounds

the sound stops and they recorded it and try to get contact with saherman and they go outin space suits after hearting the oxygen is 4.3 and its close enough

its a rocky misty foggy h-llscape and like an arizona desert or soviet california and 1 guy checks out da rocks and red good on the ground in a puddle

1 guy egts a message from the chick that theres radar movement \detected and 1 is metalic but this tentacle thing grabs the guy out there and i think b0-nes him offscreen

the other 2 follow the rope he had and theres this plant tentyacle monster attacking im and they fight it and its like ghetto power rangers

they save him and he goes to getta picture of the thing and it closes up like a bulb or plant or something

but its revealed that the tentacled guy wasnt the one who called and it might be the commander or something

chick sez they got contact with the rescue ship and the rescuer teAM CAlls her for the location of the other ship

she tells em and they are gonna use some vehicle but 1st ask her of the robot

she sez its not fully assemnbled and then we see the 1st team luring the robot with its own head to come along and then these lizassrd men like thsaaty run the gov  attak

the humans open fire on the lizards, which is how jurassic park would be done in the 60ss and 1 guy puts tthe robots head on and hasd it secure itseld to a riock

the robot is named john ;like john hokmes the bi xxx star with the 10-16 inch b0nar

the ropbot uses cabels to pull something from the rock and then we see the  rescue team in a sci fi car goping by

they see a long neckj dinosaur and 1` vtakes a blood sample from him b4 it notices

chick sent the resacue team word on the 1st team coming their way and then we see the 1st team being tired and lower on airand 1 has a torn suit and an infection which i assume wull devolve him into some kinda gecko creature

as rescuer twam goes on tghey come to a sea and hear a voice but i think their masks are open for a bit

thgey hear a voice they think sounds female and might be human or a trap from a monster but 1 thinks other humans got there somehow and it might be explored by past life formes in this galqxy

what is this?> maacross??

its protoculture! call the zentraedi!

1st team comes to a water area and da robot needs protection from water as its not waterproof as they didnt check out thge planet and the designers are dumba55es

the humans have issue with the small sttram and robot shows them a cave w/o water and 1 guy cant go on and has robot stand guard

1 guy call for chick for help androbot needs orders and 1 guy sez to helpo the others find him

chick sez she cant contack the 2 pilotsa and r4escue team tries calling on da helmet mics  as they hover car acrosss water like robotech ii the sentinels or dbgt

after rescue team tries for a while, they get the robot and he tells the place and a description and da guys there dont talk or move

1 member of rescue teal talks robot through getting meds and feeding em to the people and using watewr to get it down and closing the helmets

chick records a log of the guys going across the venus ocean and then the hocvercar seez a dragon or some flyiong reptiule after em and they fly the hopver car around

they fire on it and the air car is damaged and tell chick to transmit the data and the hover car goes under water to evade the creature

what if it could swim?

so chick calls the moon base basil is on and sez both parties lost contact and was beign attacked by a flyiong reptile like the dsaemons that aided zee axis in ww2 and their oiccult acts

she has issue communicating with moon base and i think the dfaemons are interfering with the communications

basil tells her not to go to da surface and she dont hearalso; moon base? is this robotech? theyy had moon bbased by the 00s, and mars bases

she womnnders wjhat to do and if she can help themn and can only land in the next orbit in a full hour and shge sez she must and it cuts to the undersea thingpof fish in the ussr or w/e

i think they had a dish tank in front of the camera and filmed the guys on land so its kinda clever

the people walking in space suits by a super car see the cliffs are in even rows like streets which shows some intelligent design and 1 guy goes to look around

1 gfuy seez a creature with a shark tale and dolphic head and andre or angelo dante from robotech goes on to get attacked by some tentacle monster, weait it goes by hium

he finds a cave that looks carved out and not nautural lie, that place on mars they found in 2023 and in there finds some item as fish swim around

they find a statue which is a sign of the protoculture and 1 thinks its a pretrfied tree but its a bronze statue with rubys and its some kind of idol statue based on the wyvern that attacked em in the sea

there was some kinda civilization there b4 and at the 1st teams place they find some volcanic thing that absorbs oxygen

they talk of living there and making a home and robot falls a tree with a chord and spinning like a toy to make a bridge

tgey ask the robot to play music and its nikki minaj and her p0rmn0 songs, jk its really some flute tghing

so the rescure ace team gets to the othetr side of the sea and starts a fire which maskes me think "what if if f'd the planet?!" thewre could be some werird schemical that malreacts to it like a ghuamn to chronic

they dry out the car and 1 guy cant get the radio to work and they talk of the civilization and how there may be a race of people watching em who thinks tyhey are monstewrs

they talk of what could the nativces look like and how they made a cityy uder the sea like atlantis like in teansformers

they wonder why they didnt make another city and one says they might have if we look on

they hear the song again and again, songs and alisen, macross/robotech

thew smoke in the background looked like people going by but i think its not and they sit there for a while and 1 thinks of what the woman songin might be

horns and breathing fire? like in futurama with the robot planet and the human?

he might be gay for the voice like in robotech with bowqie or minmei and at the other team, notices a volcano going off thathas light like a city behind it

that was the red spot they cay and the cloud made by it is covering the sun and 1 guy wants to take samples to bring back

this reminds me of the conquest of the pole from the 1910s and the aliens being the ice giant

so the lava flows and they get sam pulls and the lava traps em as then took too long

they have command robop cary em across in the lava as its lava proof but not fire proodf

roboto gets better radio data and can detect the other team but soon it starts overheating and needs to jettison some weight or it;ll never make it to cybertron

apparently it dont follow the 3 laws of robotics and is gonna throw the humans in the lava but theuy pull the wires in him to disconnect the mechanism and he f--ks out

the team is gojng in the hopver car and 2 get out as the 3rd goes on so theres room in it or w/e

they get on da car in a drive by and not like that 50 cent or vanilla ice song and save the humans

the robot falls in the lava and thats the end of it and latwer they guys think about the robot and it beign left there as it weas wa member of the team

1 guy has 3 kids as triplits and they ask about the names but he dont recall as they're new like a xxx starts b-000bs

they talk on if huamns cold survive and how in the past the earth was toxic and man excolved from the water, ewven though creation science disproved that

but 1 guy dont think theres other life formes on this planet and they point out the lizard men and they could be people

they talk of the city lights but not the chaplin movie and the one by a volcano and 1 guy angelo or andre thinks of the gitrl and then this big breen monster grabs him

but its really 1 astronaught or cosmonaught in plants, like in student bodies where they were in teh car and chris told a ghost story and victor fell on the hood oike a body

then more scenes of the lizards and some dimetrodfons and long neck dinosaurs and them collecting samm pullz

as they gon on thery hear the song and joke of the girl andre algelp wants and if they otta go over and look for her

they get to the ship and load the samplies and get word of a recording from the chick sdaying she lost contact with the mars i mean moon base and went to the pl,anet to help em against orders

thgis is why people dont like women on thhings like this

they cant contavct the moon base w/o her ship and 2 go up to orbit to look and contact the ground team to direct em

but b4 they can the ground f--ksd out and cracks and is uneven and is gonna eat the ship

they dump thinks they dont need for some reason and chick is recorded passing after the last message that ran outta tape and she never landed

she calls em and sez b4 she left the base got through to her and dr rathbone told her to do her f--kin job and her orbit was changed after the propellents ewnt off and she shut em off

they call the guys on the ground and tell them they found the chick and anred does the weather station and breaks the rock he found iopening it

inside is an alien face like star wars and he thinks the people on here are human and sez they cant leave  as the aliens are like thenm

evebn though theres no proof the one who sung is the same face as the one on the rock from long aggo

look at all the species o earth or in star trek

they take off and later we see the reflection of som,e humaniod by the water singing and raising its arms

the rocket goes off and narrator sez mans search for intelligent life on other planets and galaxies contiunues

the end

that was pretty good

nice classic sci i with soem realizm

kinda liek the lbj versuion of the martian from matt damon

creative and influensial and has good effects and style

good msuic and mystery and clever twists

i liked it and felt it was pretty cool even though basil rathbone was only iun like 4 mins of film

For Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet 2 I want the guy to steal a ship to return to the planet or rather sneak onboard the next ship there and get there to meet his woman who he lngs for, but along the way, the crew going there has figure out whats going on and hes faking being a ghost. when he gets there he reveals he wants to stay and will edevolve himself with microwaves to live on the plnanet with trhe chick and they go off with him being some kind of gecko creature. also its an 8 bit mpoint and cliock mystery gamnme where you playy as the crew and gotta find out whats fgoing on with the ghost and its on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, atari lynx and 780-0.

The Unchastened Woman Review

 Note: I spell bad but not as bad as a wo man

The Unchastened Woman

This is my review on The Unchastened Woman from the distant future year tyo he evilqueen elizzabnerth of 1925 (100 years before Transfgormers Victory)

Its directed by James Young who did the 1916 oliver twist

It stars Theda Bara from films that pprobably no longer exist, Wyndham Standing  from Son of Monte Cristo/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\the 30s Kidnapped\Mary of Scotland/30s Dracula, Dale Fuller from the 20s masterpiece Greed\Ben-Hur\The King of Kings\The Cossacks\A Tale of Two Cities, John Miljan from the 20s The Phantom of the Opera\The Jazz Singer\the 3-0s The Unholy Three\Arsène Lupin\Samson and Delilah\The Ten Commandments, Harry Northrup from  The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dot Farley from The King of Kings\the 30s The Unholy Three\Cat People, Kate Price from Flesh and Blood\The Sea Hawk, Tetsu Komai from The Mask of Fu Manchu\The Bitter Tea of General Yen and sopme guys and chiccks from da 1800s ore samma never saw in anmuythoing

I never saw this but its public domain so i can watch it on candya55 youtube or soviet wikipedia

after title and credits we get text saying masrried people get 2 bears, to be happy; bear and forbear, and this goes for these people in ths film

in it  this guy is in his town house library and his secretary is with him and tries comming on to him but his wife is upstairs and has long dark hair and is milky white like a portuguese

she sez to da dr she'd tyell her husbanmdf and dr leaves and she looks at a picture of the Virgin Mary and Child and puts it on her bed head board

secretaty is hugging husband and they laugh and i think in the real version they were b0ning and wife comes doen and sees em hugging and laughint and is disturbed and shiocked and goes upstairs to be bummed

husband sends secretary out and goes uypstauirs and sdees her in bed with her arm up and naked shaved armpiit showing which is probably too hot dor the 20s

she put her Virgin picture on the floor and husbnand stepped on it

the next dfay she calls her aunt susan like in kiss of ther tarantula or the evil half pole who went svu on youtube and asked her to sail with her thursday

wife copnfronts husband and hes getting ready and spilled her powder on his black suit and she cleans it off and she sez itds whitening for hidjgn freckles

i thought it was cocainum

she tells him she and susan susan susna susan susan are going on their boat named after the sea daemon from the bible and to get tickets

out there on that day i think, aunt susan susan susan susna from seinfelfdd sez he should know and she sez he gave up his right and shes hnot gonna bargain with him for his faithful=ness and loyalty

susan susan susan susan susna sez she shouldnt leave him weith hsi secretatyu and she sez she'd make him suffer as she did

secretary gives wife the tickets and some chick sez she meant so much to husband shes gonna give ehr an almost new frock

oh its secretary and this is part of wifes plan to use it to ger ghain and not weight gain like those blobs on the learning chalnnel and onlyfans and instagram where guys like seeing 800lb women being fat

so husband goes to dinner with secretary at 7 and trheres some dancers like the africans in the ten commandments  as in skimpy and exotic and secretaru is wearing wifres gowwnd and husband dont like it

 as he thinks of his wife wearing it and how he loves her

its actually kinda heartfelt and he tells her not to wear it again and they leave with a bit of a fight

later husband reads a note and in paris of soviet france and venice of musolini italy i think, the wifdde is having a fun time and becoming a celeb

this guy named lawrence but i say larry like the cucumber or the matrix guy and peewees play house is an archetrct and is gay for wife and some guys come to flirt with her but shes got other things and they think shes got a lot of men and she sez a young one

is thins going nambla but hetero?

she goes off in a boat as the side walks and roads are water like aqua mans home or that place in tales of phantasia and goes home to her son and puts his toes in her mouth to play with him

she returns home and husband gets her letter and sez for secretary to be more dioscreet and maybe ger another position

secretaty goers to her friend whos an inspector of customs and asks for a job he offered her a while ago and shes made a special inspector

widfer retutns home and wants to keep her sons secret from her husband and sends anut susan blu ahead to her place with her son

i think her drs visit was about her feeling off and having a baby in her womb

at the place the travellers come in, they see a guy found with illegal liquor as this is in projhibition which lowerted liver deaths and saved lives

secretary and her inspector doog come by and droog checks wife and tells secretary hes going through her baggage

secretaty goes to wife and checks her bags and wife holds a little dog in her arms like those 5kanks on reality tv

secretaty finds a dress and wife sez she gave her wifers past engageement dress and this is her next present a wedding dress

zlso is a thing that says madam kelen new york that disgruntlers the secreaty and wife goes back to her husband

wife smokes a cigareetee which they thoguht was ok btu boosze was bad which weas reversed later when really both arte bad

she asks if theres anything woirse than cheeting his wife but he sez hes done with that and she can divorce him iof she wants

she sez his name hives him protectionm and he sez she broke all marriage vows but 1 and she sez eh kept all his but 1

he calls her a devil and she calls him a saint and secretary is having a new guy shes b0ning and i think its the customs imspector but she has a photo of her past butt buddy the husband

inspector sez she made him happy but he wants to be wotrhy of her

wife has a lotm of guys from europe at her place and upstairs the husband is stewing in his own spilled j-zz as he knows he did that kinda stuff and cant complain

evantually he comes down and she sends a few home but 1 is still there and husband comes in and its awfward

she sez this guy is gonna remodel the wing of the house and i tink its larry and she tells him they'd be busy so it would bore him to come along

he smokes hsi cigar angily like the d0ngs he thinks she sucked

tythe guys didnt go home and i guess they all are ok with b0ning her and getting each others goo inbon them and some chick calls and ione opf the guys goes off aftyyer this hag yells at him over the phone

another phone call and a fat chick in a female man bun calls and this other guy goes home and sez to tell her he wasnt here and left half an hour ago

another phone call and wife asnwers it and its secretary whos blonde and she wants to talk to husband and she tells husband "so it isnt over after all"

he gets da foner and secretary sez shes gonna marry the inspector and he sez "grwat cpongrats" and hangs up

i know shes a 5kank and he shou;ldnt have b0ned her all over but its still kinda cold

so the boys go off and she goes upstairs and gets changed but he comes in and she covers her t-ts so he dont see even though hes b0ned her b4

he wantys her and i think as in b0ning and puts his face in her area between the shoulder and neck and she sez "careful,. my powder will get onm ur coat"

he hugs her tight but a maid or slave or w/e comes in and he goes off but she treasurtes the facve print on her neck/shoulder area

so secretary and larry the pickle team up or vbet or oh i get it, they and their droogs wager on who ius closer with the other partner

a guy sez hes gonna guive a guys wife a surpixze visit and charges may follow and chix say they want their husband and hgood names back and idf he wants to save his wife from public scandle,, larry will help them bow wifes head

larry goes to wife and wait i think larry and secretary wertne ttherw ands its the wifes of the gusy wife was seeming to have b0ned

so larry kisses wifes cheek and she seems unsure and tells him to go back to his wife and she dont need him anymnore

to quotre sailor mini moon to sailor venus when she was dating tigers eye and hawks ewye at the same time; its not nice to play with peoples hearts!

venus was dating the 2 guys at once, not mini moon, that would be weird, but not as weird as her being in love with a horse, but then again we got bronies for less and minas like 14 and wants to do nude modeling and mini moon is almost 1000 cuz of time travel

so larry tries to go svu on her as he cant help himslef liek a violence jack guy as the wifes and men come sin a car and i thunbk this too is doing the birth of a nation thing

yeah shes locked herself in a room, its the birth of a nation thing, and hes in and trying to mouth her face

they hear the guys com,ming in and he books it after his attempted butt stuffing and she comes oout to hear shes facing scandle and divorce from i think husband

larry the b0ning guys woman sez she wants her man back and wife sez she can have him and shes dont with him

1 guy sez to say sorry and she sez sorry for telling da trooth

inspoector is p-0ssed and seems kinda italiano and husband sez he'd handle thins and sends them home

he sez theresa a man in the room andss shge sez yes and opens tyhe door and he goes ijn but finds his son he never knew of

thats kinda mean, keeping the boy from his daddy, what are you? a ferminist?

husband is overjoyed and i guess dont think its the other guys kids and hugs his alleged son and goes back to his wife and sez "please" but she seems to imply no and he leaves sad

she goes in and gets their son and brings him outy and he can lwlak already and goes to daddy and hugs his leg

daddy picks him up and is happy and kisses his sons cheek and reconsiles with hsi wife

she sez men are like children andd she can take care of both her boys

the family is healed and i hope none of them have 20s aids

the end

that was pretty good

only under an hour and good acting and filming

not the best thing ever but holds up and tells a story

the idea of fighting evil with evil was later used by go nagai in devilman the tv series althought 2 wrongs dont make a right

also she dragged a lot of guys in and seduced them but its not clear if she really b0ned em or not, but judging by larry's actions, it seesm he didnt as he was overcome with lust and this seemsed new 

they might not do this in the mid 30s on due to the hayes code but this was a well made film with some jerry springer styyle messages

the actors do good jobs in this and the refs to d w Griffith hold up well

For The Unchastened Woman 2 i want for larry to brign the story to the media and lie to make him look like hes not bad and eveantually trhe people all involved go on a radio version oif jerry springer and settle things, but wiith 20s style talk and it leads to them having fights brwak out., also its a 32/64 bit game on sega satuirn, ps1 3d0 and n64 like the tell tale games where you choose answers and have events that decide what cource the show takes.

Good Will Hunting Review

 Note i spell good llike will

good will hunting

this is my revierwe on good will huinting form the distant future year to alfdrted hitchcock of 1997(the years the global civil war in robotech happened)

its directred by Gus Van Sant who did Finding Forrester

it stars the devioplved matt damon from Field of Drams\Geronimo: An American Legend\\Finding ForresterSaving Private Ryan\The Talented Mr. Ripley\Titan A.E.\Ocean's Eleven\The Bourne Identity\Confessions of a Dangerous Mind\The Bourne Supremacy\Stuck on You\EuroTrip\The Brothers Grimm\Interstellar\the martian\Elysium\Arthur, back door ben affleck from Buffy the Vampire Slayer\Shakespeare in Love\Phantoms\Armageddon\Pearl Harbor\The Sum of All Fears\Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice\Justice League, robin williams from Popeye\Awakenings\Hook\FernGully: The Last Rainforest\Aladdin 1 and 3/Mrs. Doubtfire\Jumanji\\Jack\Flubber\Patch Adams\Jakob The Liar/Biventennial man/A.I. Artificial Intelligence\ One Hour The Butler/mork and mindu/happy days/Sesame Street\SVU, the neutered Stellan Skarsgard from The Hunt for Red October\Deep Blue Sea\The Glass House\Exorcist: The Beginning\Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist\Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3\Angels & Demons\The Avengers, Minnie Driver from Hard Rain\Princess Mononoke\disneys Tarzan\South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut\0-0s The Phantom of the Opera, the awful Casey Affleck from Ocean's Eleven\ParaNorman\Interstellar, Cole Hauser from Hart's War\White Oleander, Scott William Winters from Law & Order/svu, Christopher Britton from Maximum Overdrive/The Day After Tomorrow\Death Note\the 90s X-Men\the 90s Silver Surfer\My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\Marvel Super Heroes, George Plimpton who played the evil dean in B0ner Academy where he expelled Boogerman after He replaced his tennis racket with a rubber phaIIus, Lawrence of Arabia andf Intellivision, adds in the 80s for mattel thew he man and barbie guys, and a few in cr-p i never saw b4

i never really saw this but heard of it

after title and credits whith devil guys the weinsteins and kevin smith, we get back door damon and bboorty boy ben who wrotew this, going shomehwere and then we see a college classd of some teacher doiung soem math cr-p

whoever solves the equation gets fame and fortone and whoener finds one piece will be king of the pirates, belivee it!

soviet matt is a janitort and looks like hes got the downs a bit like in team america and sees the board

then he goes to some bar with back door benny and ben wants to b0ne some chicks but they dont want his irish devolved a55

no one likes the irish, they are surplus to requitements

then a montager of matty writing on his mirror in marker and erasing it and doing his cleaner job

then hes playing base bakll with ba rock who sayin affleck and throws the ball at him and benito tries to naiul whim with his helmet

later theres word going on that someone solved the anti life equation like in jhustibnce league and no one knows who it is

benito and matemeo are at a baseball bame-oh and watching some kids playing

later malcontent matt goes out and fights some guys like its saturtday night fever or clockwork orange s but in slo mo like 300

he beats the black off some white guy to mmichaeljacksonize him further adnd the cops catch and beat him

eat that uyou candy a55

in class the teacher wants the myster math magician in attack mode to reveal himself and no one comes forwardf

so monkey matt gets outta jail and then goes back to school and writes on the board but the teacher sees it and confonts him

matt sez f--k you like hes devolved and gets away and when the proff finds the board he sdees its right

is this like a super hero movie for nerds?

ike a gay movie for sodomites?

or a commie movie for soviets?

so matt and his droogs ggo to a bar for a bit o dsee ultra violence and hit on a chick but some human reveals that he knows ben is a dumba55 and didnt take the cource by using big words and about the class

matty defends matt by showing him uiup in knowledge and what books he was quoting and how he wasted his money on a commie degree that he could have got for a library card

a chick chats with matt and he gets her number and shows it off to the college guy who tried to make ben affleck look like a duymba55(not a great challlenge)

later the teacher comes to a garage to ask where this ghuy hes looking for is and finds hes not in today but got the job through a parole officer

at court hes defending himself with archaic laws and the judge is a devolved bostonian and cuz matt has a long record he gets time

hope he drops the soap!

big black guy d0ng; eat this you candy a55!

matt damons candy a55: i dont consent!! but if i dont, its racist and phobic!

in jail matt talks with the chick and asks if shes a lawyer and teacher comes in saying the judge can release him into teachers custody if he works with the teacher and sees a therapist

later on da board matolini draws a triforce and scribbles maths and in therapy the dr sez not to waste time on his malcontent droogs who are devolving him

rise above the storm

so matt sez about the dr hiding about being queer and he dont care but dr denies this

dr sez "i cant deal with this nut" to teacher and hads better things to do

another dr has hikm on a couch and he talks about being b0ned and breaks into song ad this dr has enough of his adam sandler cr-p

teacher is p-ssed and matt sez he dont need therapy and teacher gets his room mate from coleg the genie from aladdin and jack and the bat in fern gully and that guy in svu

roin is glad to see him and at dfinner say how they havent seen since someone bit ity

ben and matt watch 2 guys doiung what looks like b0ning in a bouncy castle in full clothes

teacher sez matt was like robin and needs his help and robin agrees and goes to see matt who they talk of books and how matt thinks the books are no good

matt; it shouyld blow ur hair back! robin; dont got much left! me: robin wilinms IS hair!!

robin tries head games with robin but he dont fall fdorf it and when matt talks of robbins woman, robin grabs him buy his pencil neck and sez "u disrespect my woman again and i will end ytou"

finish him off prime! do it now!

send him to h e double california!

robin sez sorry and has a drink and later the chick gets these glasses witrh fake eyes painted on

mattolini meets her and she has a glasses and rudolf nose and does  amagic trick and they have burgers and smooch with consent uinlike weinstien and his homies

matt goes bakc to see robin and they go to a field and robin sez he realized matt is a kid and dont know what hes talking about and only knows facts and not experiences like the feeling of seeing the sistine chapple

itys like the batman tas ep whrere the fake batman had dates but not feelings like having a good steak

he goers on about life and love and how you gotta care of others more than yourtself to get it and how assuming about him form a painting is like robin assuming matts life from oliver twist, but he can try to deal with him

later after throwing cinder blocks off as buiolding and calling but hanging up on his gf he called, he goes to see robin and they sit in silence and after it, robin sez he did it sto prove he dont gotta talk to robin if he dont wanna

robin talks with matt about chicks and matt sez he b0ned and big time and robin talks of his dead woman and how matt not trying with his new woman so he dont ruin it is a waste as if you do that you might as well not be with anyone

matty goes to a dog race with the chick and at lunch reveals hes got 12 big broths like in The bible wiith Jacob and lives with 3

at therapy he asks if ronic wondered what his life would be like if he never met his womana dn robin tells his story ofmeeting her and he regrets nothign with her and goes on about a cr-ppy a55 baseball game

robin however skiupped the game to be with her and never regretted it and watched the game on tv

later chick plays with a magic 8 ball and asks if she'd be in the nba and it sez yes and she wants to meet matts frtiends but matt knows they s-ck and dont wanna

they b0ne and then i think meet matts friends as back door benny tells of a leprechaun b0ning a monkeys a55 as this is a classy movie and deserves the oscar

then benito tells of his uncle being arrested by a cop and drunk and a cop goes off toinvestigate a thing blowing and the uncle drove back when cop took too long but the next day the cop came and revealed he was so druink he took the cops car and the cop had to usze his car and was so embarrassed he didnt report it

chick tells a story of this married couple who sucks her husbands d0ng and when her husband wants to do something for her, chick says with a mouth of pop spilling out her mouth "hgive uis a kiss"

really classy

so they end the date and he dont show her his place or bros and sez next time

later teacher meets robin in a bar and he jokes with barkeep about his tab being too big for a lottery tickert but the ticket will cover his secks change operation

teacher wants to get matt direction and into the "right" areas to get his matyh up but robin reminds him of a silmilar case of the uni boimmer

then this guygoes into a meetiing and sez he can do better with an extra 200$ and whwen they bribe him, he sez hes gonna nail em legally but wait until i do or w./e and takes the money, and its ben affleck

hes scamming people? thats a bit high brow for him

you think he'd be beating peopke up for money and taking bites outta em

matt hangs out with chick whos a brit btw and has evolutoon challenbgs and they talk of mozart andf beeth oven and smooch and she wants him to come to soviet california with him after an offscreen b0ning

he dont feel good of it and b--ches at her abouthow she has money and is only slumming with him and she tells him off for beign afraid of not being loved back

he admits he had no fam abnd had smokes put out on him and knife wounds and she sez she loves him and wants him tyo say he doint as she can not be in his life

he sez he dont and it hurts her and matt leaves her to seppuku

is matt the bad guy in here? if so it adds up

hes a fouyl drunk violent monkey who needs to be purged from my blue and pure world

matt goes to turn in a paper and teacher sez that when he didnt go to a meeting he sent his cheif negotiator, was that what ebn affleck was doing?

matt b--ches about how math is easy for him and he dont like teacher f--ing it up

matt burns the paper as its of no woirth to him but teacher trieds to save it and matt breaks teachers heart by ruining his dreams

matts kinds awful, some someone b0nes him dead

at home, ben sez "if ur watching p0rnoes in my moms room again imma giuve u a f--kin beating" and "why dony u go j-=rk off in ur own hosue"

the teen j-zzed in a little leage glove cuz hes a p o s monekey whgo has no soul

hnnnnnnnnnnnng pssssssssssssssssssst!!

matt applies fort a gov job in code breaking and it has big bang theory things in the n s a?! good f-0-k! thats the bad guys! ur working for presidenty hussein!

matt worries about being responsible foir people being iced and how the gov would f its own people over and hire the gaijin and hturnbed it dopwn

he tells robin in a lng wordy monpologue and its all in 1 take and robin asks if he has a soul mate

matt sez sheakrepsrea nd other histortical guys and hes throwing away things for issues he sees 10 yearsd latyer

they debate abotu laying brick and how many did that to get their kids the chances matt has and how matt works at this hoghbrow university and solves others problems

ronin has enough of his cr-p and sends him out and matt b0--ches like a candya55 and robin keeps his cool liek miriah and sends himhome to j-rk off

nmattg calls his woman and she sez she loves him and he sez take care cuz hes cr-p

then a montage of him walking around as chick goes on an aeroplane to soviet california to live with the junkies and animals

mATT IS BUSTING BRICKS AND TEACHER CALLS THE COPS ON HIM so he can drop the soap and be bummed forever

he tells ben his woman went to claifoirta a week ago and how he dont wanna do high brow things

benito sez he's f;d but if matt wastes his life and stays in this slum hes gonna kill him(f-0-kin do it) and ben and benny and his droogs would give anything to have his abilities

each day when bne foes to see matt, he hoppes matt hisnt there as he'd have got a real life

teacher b--ches at robin for not helping matt and letting matt hang out with "ret-red gorillas" and robin sez hhe was abandoned and pushes others away b4 they reject him

teacher b--ches about robin not doing what he did and could be what he was but robin sez he chose not to be in their crowd and how they s-ck and he dont wanna let teacher f up the matt by pushing him to far and as they scram at each other the matt damonite comes in and sez "i waz jus leevin"

teaches goes to j-rk off in ben affflecks moms room and matt shows i mean is showed his file by the robin

robin tells of his dad being a druink and beating him and his bro and mom and matt tells of how his foster dad beat his a55

matt sez he dumped his womana and robin sez "its not ur fault" over and ovewr until matt breaks down

robin says "I'll help you through this time" and snaps his neck and matt falls limp to the ground and spazzes out before dying

jk really he takes a train for a while and then is in a room looking up and msuic plays like a f-0-kin horror mobie

he gores in to getta job and then tells robin he gotr a job from what teacher reccomended

then the therapy is over and he ca go on with his life of j-rkin off to p0rn0 in hben afflecks moms room

ther matt is gonna go to a collega and robin is gonna do cr-p and thery hug and he goes off

matt goes to his j-rk off friends at a pizza bar and its someones b day and his droogs got him a car and its a cr-pmobile

its will hunting whetons 21st b day and now he can do necro p0rn0

teacher sees the robnin whos going on a grand tour of the 3rd world and mightr wanna go to a reunion

thgey go to getta drink and its gonna increase the damage to their bdoiues and cancer risks and lesson spiritual defences to sdaemons

robin packs but not fudge and the matt sees him after dribing his cr-pmobile and how'd he know wehere he lioved?!

back door ben anus affleck knox on mattts door and robin gets a letter matt dropped off

bennet the sodomite sees the matt has transcended this devolved realm and ascented to higher life formes and goes off to eat his gun as hes got nothign left to do in this worlkd

his homie who j-rked off in a baseball glove gets matts seat and robin reads the note saying matt dropped the job to get his woman and drives off to soviet californas in a cr-ppy a55 car from soviet boston to b0ne some chick and play some nintendo

in the crtedits jaro dick

j canm mean y and y=ro is yuo in japanese but rude, and dick is, well yeah

adam gilmore? like adam simon sandler iin happy gilemore?

the ewnd

that was pretty good

i liked it

matts a p o s and his homeis and j-rkoffs but robin is good in it and does well as usual

he is strong but kind, liek optimus prime

this reminds me of 8 mile qabout a talented blonde guy and his j-rk off friends in a slum and helpoing him rise above

it holds up and has good emotion and some crass a55bnolery

robin deserved the oscar for this. its a great role with a biut of humor he often had

good music bydanny elfman and good filming

for Good Will Hunting 02 I weant him to hbe in the slums of soviet california and looking for his woman as the trail leads him through dark cesspoles of this rancids city and deviants who prowl thre area, kinda like a cyber punk game but in the 90s and more cannibals and junkies, also its a 16 bit game like shadow run on geneis sabut for tg16 sega geneiss, snes atari jaguar and gba where you play as matt and gotta do missions for these guys who will help you find your woman whos being used for relly awful p0rn0 by a gangg of junkies

Gun The Man Down Review

 note; i spewll gunny

Gun The Man Down

this is my review on Gun the Man Down fromn the distant future year to adolf mewnjou of 1956 (75 yewaRS BEFORE BATTLESTATRS THE RETUERN OF CONVOY TRANSFORMERS)

its directed by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!\The Rare Breed\Chisum\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Wild Geese\The Shadow Riders

it stars James Arness from The Thing from Another World\Hondo\Them!, Emile Meyer from Shane\\Blackboard Jungle\\The Man with the Golden Arm, Robert J. Wilke from San Francisco\From Here to Eternity\20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Shadow Riders\Gremlins\Mask\The Whales of August, Don Megowan from Blazing Saddles, Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez from Chisum, Angie Dickinson from The Black Whip\Pay It Forward/both vewrsions of Ocean's Eleven (which starred c-ck suckers frack sinatra and back door george clooney)Judging Amy, Frank Fenton from It's a Wonderful Life\The Legend of the Lone Ranger, and some guys on on candy A55 SUCKER OF D0NGS WIKIP[EDIA

I NEVER SAW THIS BUT f off capsa lockl, go to saoviet califorenia ands get b0ned dead by aids bags!

the movie is like 76 mins but grit uses adds to extend it to 2 hours, but skips the credits

after the mgm logo we get these guys planning a heist and 1 guy seems unsure and his woman aks if he wants to be in it

he sez its too late to back out now but its gonna be all right

spoiler; thats like a death note

so he goes off after smooching her and ythen we get the title and credits and its in b/w and widescreewn

so they jack the bank and run off and main guy seems to ahve been wounded but they make it back to da base

they bring him in and its rel=vealed the head of the gang iced a man who went for his gun and they gotta book it but they cant bring main guy as theres a posse after em

she dont wanna go but thewy take her and leave him to die but he gets up and sees em riding off

i assume hes gonna want revenge like with pumyra in tyhundercats

he falls and hears horses and rolls off and crawls under the houseas the posse comes

is this gonna be like the revenent with him being left 4 dead and comming back for revenge?

the posse talks about how they iced 1 guy and got away with over 40 000 $$ and as 1 was capped, the crooks would be going slow and they go after em missing main guy

wait they fidn him and bring him back to get treatment andf in jail they grill him and try to get him to turn them in for betraying him

he wont say much and the cops want to get the money back as the bank had all the towns money but he dont know where they are

he wont give their names and descriptions as he wants to be the one to end em but they hold him for the crime

after a year in jail and his name is remmington anderson like that guy lexington steele the gay xxx dstar b0ning men

this is like hokuto no ken how kenshiro was wounded and his woman taken and a year later comes back from h-ll to get revenge

he goes on a horses a55 and finds a guy he knows at a campfire making coffee in the fire

theynmak talk and how rem like dream hunter rem or rem from roboterch ii the sentinels was left and the otherts guot money

billy saez the area is too big and looking to find someone can take fortever and as rem leaves, the guy named billy like in midnight express who got b0ned a lot temlls him to check somehwehre

so elsewhere these2 guys talk of how its how liektn the denneis rodman song a55hole; i use public toilets and p-ss on the seat, i walk about in the summertime saying howa bout diss heat!?

1 guy is da sheriff and main guy comes ove and they chat and main guy rem likes i mean rides on

he goes through the empty town and finds a HORSE THAT MIGHT BE HIS AND GOES IN A SALLOON, wait, it was a guy in da salloon who sees him and goes back in b4 leaving and tells his boss that rems is back

the head of the ganfg sez not to do much and this minion sez hes pulling out (hot gay) and the chick is there and finds the rem is alive and in town

she sez she tried to forget him and head guy sez shes the only one he 'd hate morte than him

minion rides out but encounters the rem who pulls his a55 off his horses a55 and beats the black offa him, which i should have dssaid, kicked his a55

this is like midnight express with the guy bustuing the guy who f'd him and his homie but not biting his tonguie out

after getting him under a wagons a55 he sez "where (haed guys name)" and after that, the sheriff comes over and sez this is a quiet town

main guy rem sez the guy took his horse but hes not charging him with hrose theft and goes to the hotel or salloon

sheriff sez if rem had a bill of ownership then he'd have come to the sherrif with it but he really just beat the guys candya a55

minion gets his beating treated and another minion sez rem aint come outta da hotel

head guy sez "what do i do? run?" and woman sez"you did b4" and he sez "find him"

chick looks out da wiondow and goes out to da salloon and the deputee sees and tells the sherrif and goes back to his post by the salloion

chick goes to see rem and he dont wanna see her and thinks she left him but she sez she didnt wanna leave but it wasnt for the money

he hates her now and should have left her where he found her, in a salloon and she sez shes kind of a 5kank who cheeted and lied and did a lot of sins, like b0ning, but hes the one who made her wanna go strtaight

but he ruined it by running with the main guy and i mean bad guy and stealing money instead of earnign it, but she came to tell him that bad guy called for billy to jfk him

she goes out and back to the bad guys and back door billy comes to town but nthe sherrif thinks its not for the guy rem beat upop as he needs mnore money

sherrif sends deputree to go fishing for bass to keep a kid safe and the deputee so he dont get iced in the danger zone

deputee hates fishing and is probably gonna j-rk off on the fish before givbing it to main sherruf

biilly comes to salloon and is offered 5000 $ or 1 dollar for each attack point in 5 got dragon in tyugioh, so rem dont ice main bad guy

builly sez rem is his friend but will do it and goes out to fave the rem and finds a mexzico who sez rem went out and didnt say wejhere

back door billy walks around fotr a while with his spurrs jangling and the music playing and its ominous and pretty good

eventually back door billy goes to a barn and rem gets behind him and has him at gunpoint but his gun is holstered and builly sez "u dont stand a chance against me" and "i kknow youi give my kind a fighting chance" and draws on him as it cuts away

sherrif comes by and gives main bad guy the money on biully and sexz billy drew but wasnt fast enough andf as main bad guy rankin like nrankin bass like the bass the deputee caught didnt claim it as his, its gonna be used to prevent more billys from happening, i assume by a selective breeding program to prevent the lesser evolved from breeding, like california in the 1900s-1960s

chick is getting ready to leave and rankin the main bad guy sez shes cr-p and she sez shes gonna go and he sez "thn go, i nEVER MADE U STAY WITH ME" and "if you go you'll come back to me or someone like me and youi';ll be back"

so rem is in jail for some reason and sherrif gives him coffee wait i think its deputree and sez sorry for locking you up for taking out billy as he was a p o s and you did the world a favor

also the town usd to be peaceful until rankin f;''d it upo and got em into booze and cards and fighting and i think h00king

sherrif lets him go as he was defending himself and a mans got a right to defend his own life or the lives of others even if it means lethal force

but tells him theres a differentce between thatb a plain killing and if he kills as in murder, its the nooxze for him

rem drinks but sees his reflection and thrfows the bottle at the window next tro the mirror

at night the baddz skip town and chick goes with em and its clearl;y day but tinted to be dark as you can see their shadows in bright daylight

rtankin talks of how he thoguth she forgot about the idea oif settling down and living respectable and treis to kiss and maybe b0ne her but so they hear a sound and wander around in the dayloight night and when chick runs out and sez "rem look out" the renkin caps her and sends her to h e double soviet cl;aifornia

later rankin caps the last minion and thinks its rem but finds its himn and runs

rankin tries to escape oin a horses a55 and rem finds chick with an extra a55 blown in her

she sez he was the only one for her and they would havbe beeen respectable and then, she died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

yuriaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

so the chase is on in the day and sherrifd and deputee go toward the area they are in and rankins horse leg f--ked out so he ditches it

so sherrif and deputee wait to have the ghuys come out and rem goes in and rankin tries to j fk him btu misses

they wander around and rem sees rankins shadow above him aND RANKIN DONT SEE HIM and rem gets his gun it dont fire

rem moves around and sneak nails ranbkin with a gunn butt then throws the gfun and beats on him then gets him up to slug him down

beat the black odffa him homie

wiggle eiggle

lee thedepiutyee sez "you didnt mean ur gonna end rem if he did it" aND SHERRUF SEZ"I DID AS HES GOT A REASON BUT THERE NO EXCUSE FOR KILLING"

die ina  pit of monkey spurm caps lock1 drink and get aids!

rem brings in rankin andf reveals rankin iced his woman but didnt end him and sez he thoguth of what sherrif sed about killing and gives rankin to sherrif

rem rides off to die in the desert as hes got nbothing to live for now that his womans dead and he goyt revenge and sahggerrfi sez he'df make a good citizen

the end

that was atually pretty goood

good pacing and flow and it goes by fast

it doiesnt drag and isnt a million miles a minute but gives breathing room

goodf acting and twists and style

nice filming and the msuic works

its a well made film and its does a good job at being bada55

For Gun The Man Down 2 i weant him to be wandering and comes across a heard of buffalo that sense his anger and ki and attack him and he has to fight them off, also he leads therm through the hills and evades them to buiold traps and plan his counterattcksd. its also a 16 bit game on Sega Genesis, snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go in a RunN gun thing and in mini gamews, place traps toi help you in later levels

Kidnapped Review

Note: I spell like a kidnapped devolved guy

Kidnapped

This is my review on Kidnapped from the distant future year to D W Geriffith of 1948(50 yewars before the global civil war in robotech)

its directed by  William Beaudine who did Sparrows/Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla /Billy the Kid Versus Dracula /Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

it stars Roddy McDowall from Cleopatra\\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Planet of the Apes and itys sequels/The Poseidon Adventure\Embryo\Overboard\A Bug's Life\The Twilight Zone\the 60s Batman\Planet of the Apes the show/The Pirates of Dark Water\Darkwing Duck\Batman: The Animated Series\2 Stupid Dogs\The Tick\Gargoyles\Godzilla: The Series, Dan O'Herlihy from RoboCop 1 and2\ Halloween III: Season of the Witch\the 50-s Imitation of Life, Roland Winters from Citiozen Kane, Jeff Corey from Spider-Man: The Animated Series/1960s Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie/Fist of the North Star the 80sa movie/Conan the Destroyer\The Wild Geese\Oh, G=d! 01//Little Big Man\Beneath the Planet of the Apes\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\In Cold Blood\Miracle on 34th Street/Red Mountain, Erskine Sanford fropm Citizen Kane/Jane Eyre\Angel on My Shoulder, Bobby Anderson from The Grapes Of Wrath/It's a Wonderful Life\Samson and Delilah, Olaf Hytten from Arsene Lupin/Berkeley Square\The Moonstone\The Last of the Mohicans/the 30s a star is born/The Good Earth/Casablanca/The Ghost of Frankenstein/da 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Marie Antoinette/The Adventures of Robin Hood, Erville Alderson from 1924 America/Jesse James\Santa Fe Trail\The Grapes of Wrath\Sergeant York, Mary Gordon from our danbcing dauighters/Dynamite \the 30s frankenstein\Bride of Frankenstein\da 30s Little Lord Fauntleroy\Mary of Scotland\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Fort Apache\Mighty Joe Young, anmd a buncha dead guys i never say in cr-p

its bnased on a book by Robert Louis Stevenson that i trhiunk my dad read me the classic comic of in the 90s

i never saw thisa b4 but here i go

wait wtdf

this has a different cast

sao f--k all that cr-p i jusat wrote, heres the real cast

this is from 1938 and is directed by  Alfred L. Werker who did Three Hours to Kill

it stars Freddie Bartholomew from David Copperfield/Little Lord FauntleroyCaptains Courageous, C. Aubrey Smith from the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\Beyond Tomorrow\the 30s The Four FeathersVictoria the Great/the 30s Romeo and Juliet\the 30s Little Lord Fauntleroy\the 30s Cleopatra\Queen Christina, Reginald Owen from Queen Christina\the 30s The Call of the Wild\the 30sa A Tale of Two Cities\The Great Ziegfeld\the 30s A Christmas Carol\The Picture of Dorian Gray\Captain Kidd\The Pirate\the 40s The Three Musketeers\The Secret Garden\Mary Poppins, John Carradine from  Tol'able David\Murders in the Rue Morgue\The Invisible Man\The Black Cat\30s Cleopatra\30s Les Misérables\Bride of Frankenstein\Mary of Scotland\Captains Courageous\30s Jesse James\Stagecoach\30s The Three Musketeers\The Grapes of Wrath/Bluebeard\Captain Kidd\The Ten Commandments\Around the World in 80 Day\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Billy the Kid Versus Dracul\The Howling/The Secret of NIMH\The Ice Pirates\Jack-O, Nigel Bruce ffrom The Charge of the Light Brigade, Miles Mander from The Private Life of Henry VIII\the 30s The Three Musketeers\The Little Princess/Wuthering Heights/Five Graves to Cairo\The Picture of Dorian Gray, Ralph Forbes from  Mr. Wu\The Trail of '98\30s The Three Musketeers\Mary of Scotland\330s Romeo and Juliet, H B Warner from The King of Kings\A Tale of Two Cities\\Mr. Deeds Goes to Town\Lost Horizon\Victoria the Great\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\It's a Wonderful Life\Sunset Boulevard\The Ten Commandments, Arthur Hohl (A Hohl) from Island of Lost Souls\30s Cleopatra/Boy Slaves\The Hunchback of Notre Dame\\The Yearling/40s The Three Musketeers, E. E. Clive from The Invisible Man\30ss David Copperfield\Bride of Frankenstein\30s A Tale of Two Cities\Captain Blood/30s Little Lord Fauntleroy\The Little Princess\40s Pride and Prejudice, Halliwell Hobbes from 30s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. HydeCaptain Blood\Mary of Scotland\30sA Christmas Carol\Gaslight, Montagu Love from Son of the Sheik\Don Juan\The King of Kings\The Wind\The Mysterious Island\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Gunga Din\The Man in the Iron Mask\The Son of Monte Cristo, Moroni Olsen from Annie Oakley\Mary of Scotland\Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs\Marie Antoinette\30s The Three Musketeers\Santa Fe Trail\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\Samson and Delilah, Leonard Mudie from gordonThe Mummy\30s Cleopatra\30s Les Misérables\Captain Blood\Mary of Scotland\Lost Horizon/The Adventures of Robin Hood\Marie Antoinette\Dragon Seed\Royal Wedding\The Greatest Story Ever Told, Mary Gordon from our danbcing dauighters/Dynamite \the 30s frankenstein\Bride of Frankenstein\da 30s Little Lord Fauntleroy\Mary of Scotland\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Fort Apache\Mighty Joe Young, C. Montague Shaw from The Mummy\Queen Christina\30s Les Misérables30s A Tale of Two Cities\Little Lord Fauntleroy\Nation Aflame\300ss The Three Musketeers, Russell Hicks from The Birth of a Nation\Intolerance\Boy Slaves\30z The Three Musketeers\Santa Fe Trail\Man Made Monster\They Died with Their Boots On\\Samson and Delilah, Holmes Herbert from  Mr. Wu\30z Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\The Invisible Man\30z The Count of Monte Cristo\Mark of the Vampire\Captain Blood\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Black Doll\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Marie Antoinette\The Little Princess\The Ghost of Frankenstein\Love Laughs at Andy Hardy, Brandon Hurst from da 20s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 20s The Thief of Bagdad\He Who Gets Slapped\The King of Kings\The Man Who Laughs\Murders in the Rue Morgue\30s Scarface\White Zombie\Annie Oakley\30s A Tale of Two Cities\Mary of Scotland\The Charge of the Light Brigade\40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\The Ghost of Frankenstein\Jane Eyre\\My Favorite Brunette, Harry Tenbrook from The Mysterious Island\Scarface\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\King Kong\The Count of Monte Cristo/Mary of Scotland/Stagecoach/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\The Grapes of Wrath\The Ghost of Frankenstein\Abilene Town\Fort Apache\Santa Fe\Singin' in the Rain\The Quiet Man\Calamity\Destry\Inherit the Wind BND A FEW FROM CR-P ORE SAMMA NEVER SAW\

so after pages in a book moving downward insterad of right, we get text sating in soviet scotland in 1747 ther klans rebelled against the evil brits

then a scene is klansmen vowing to fight on despite the breits doiminationg them like in robotech how they fouight the invid who occup[ied their planet

then the klansmen ride on to edibnbourough whoch On Lost Worlds: An ep on Dr Jekyll  and Mr Hyde where it shows how edinborough was a rancid slum like something outta Judge Dredd with people packed in 1000 people living on 1 block, and people throwing their waste out the window with only a brief yell to alert the alleged humans below! This was what we'd today call a 3rd world cesspoole

also On Lost Worlds about Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde: It says in Edenborough was a guy named Burke r w/e who iced people and sold the bodies to Dr's to research and experiment on, but he was executed for his crimes and ther dr's used his body, while his skin was used for making book covers, like the Necronomicon in Lovecraft, many are still in use, sounds right, as they ARE brits!

so they get the the place and throw a rock in the window and the big wigs say they are gonna f up breck for defying them but hes got royal blood from the REAL qwueen, mary and they might have to marytr him for it

they post a reward and at this school for boys they say alan breck is a traitor to the king and how hes evil like teaching kids that Gweroge Washington and Jefferson Davis and Chroistoppher Columbus are bad

the teacher makes the kids say for tyheir god to save the evil kng george as they mush wortship him like a mad regent

so the posters are thrown with mud or maybe sh-t and main guytells em not to as its a royal proclaimation and alan is a traitor

the kid stands up to him like peoiple who read non gov things and counter the mainstream narritiove agisnt the brainwashed, ike in the matrix

the kid throws poop in his face for sdayign he wants alan to hang and the maion kid attacks this guy and smearts him in the lop

i hope thats mud but its probably waste

as class is called back the teacher takes him to the room and tells him to clean the mud off his face

i hope he dont get b0ned but this IS a school under brit rule

but really he sez his dad bit it and main kid never knew him

also dad gave him a note to send main kid named david as in dave the slave  to his uncle in edinbourough, and he dont wanna go as its a cr-ppy slum and has killers and poops

also teacher wonders why dad who was a poor got dave the slave to a big a55 school

he tells him to hbe cool and dont be a c-ck sucker and follow the law

then  they pray but is it to the brittish god or the Reasl God?

asks to have dave the slave honor god and king, interenting to have them as equals when they clearly are not

so dave the slave walks to edinbroughtert on his own and hopes not to be caught by some creeper who will saw off his legs so he cant get aweay and b0ne him non stop

he meets a stranger who sez edindougth s-cked and asks for snuff to snort as hes a junkie

then the town bell ringsd and they run and hear the tax collecor is comming and is called red foxx and to hide their sh-t

the birtmo comes over and looks shakepserian and is disgruntled that the people are not here to greet him

the slaves get him ale and whe  egrtting more, the barkkeep[ sees a guy who he tells to hidfe as if they figd hi  there, they'd burn his place

this is why We The People had 1776

so the brits are stealing money and calling it tax which is steraling and the rebels sneak out

1 guy has no monmey and used to pay under scot kings in grain and offers a cow but they stearch him and a chick sez hes a monister

1 sniper sends the brit to h e doubel engalnd and rides off

cuz the brit was talkking with the boy dave the slave, the britys think hes in on it but have no proof but that never stopped the brits

the rebels save the dave and ride off and jump walls as the brits fire on them

paul revere 0, dWN OF THE HERO

at da rebel base the sniuper is told off for icing red foxx as he wanted to spook the horses and getta way

the boy is dsaid to have seen the sniper and the leader shows him the faces and asks idf he saw any of em b4

he sez he know they are revbels and the leader is alan breck and they are traitors

thats a good way to get ended, reveal you know the guys who caught you

he thinks hes being smart but really hes a dumba555

dave the slave sez "orders order and the laws the law" alan tells them the king was stealing from hungry beggers, but like a beta male, dave the slave sez "thats the kings taxes"

alan tells him its englandsa king and dave is subersviant to the regent and sez things are better uinder the rule of the king

we like being slaves, its goodf for us, the gob knows bettere than the peopl

so they wanna ice him but cant as hes a kid abnd the sniper ias told to skip town

he dont wanna leave his woman and home and i think they are gonna sdend his woman with him

also i think davce the slave is gonna be sent out too

dave tries to l;eave but alan brings him with him so back door david wont out him

at night alan compliments dave on his good pace and eats some animal or yomai or daemon from scotland i know not of, i'm more into japanese cruyptids

they talk and get along and dave wants him to swear alliengece to socviet king gheorge

also they talk of the teacher beign a c-ck sucker for his klan beign quittewrs who fell to the regent by design

they go to tell teh woman her butt buddy was shanghighed

the girl and her dad are told off for wearing kilts and hunting the ?king's" gam,,e but its a rusde by alan to test their might in loyalty

the scots like him and are glad to have a hero of the inviod wars with em but he tell em  the butt buddy had to skip towen and hes here to bring her to America to live free

after soem dispute she agrees to leave with her love, like my grandpa who had to leave Slovenia in WW2 or be executed by commies and later bringing his wife and new son over to soviet canada

so alan uses a kart and horse to hide in plain sight like lancer in womens clothes where he'd be vivisected if he was caught

thjey fake beign a man his owman and son and sing irish songs under the name oif mackenzie

the red coats come up and stop em and grill em and dave goes with it

alan sez "you mistokok me for him?!" liek hes tony hawk  and sez "i'd get 500 pouind for a reward? if i were him i'd turn myslef in andf pocket the money"

the brits are tricked like with George Washington and alan and woman go off and let dave the slave fgo off to edinboughrtogh

dave has larned his ancestral pride and fights against the oppressors who devolev the protoculture and hgate em

alan and woman come to an inn and pay to stay and a guy macgregor come sin and they have a drink while he uses his mackenzie name

its really one of his droogs warning him of the brits and offering to take her to the sniper and they say "health to king george and confusion to traitors" to keepm up apprearences

they talk of what to say about the kart and the boy and the kaenzxiers go up to their room

in there alan tells of her possible future with the sniper and how its not alans life

she gets the bed and he gets the chair as women get it easier than men and later the brits break in at night and go to his rom without a warrent as america hasnt invented it yet

they get in the same bed and the redcoats come in and she sez "do i look old enuff to have a boy dat big?" and da brits say "sorry, but we had our orders" like its nuremberg

in the marsh or a morass or w/e, dave the ex slave sees guys diggin in it and he comes out to em after they heare him snapo a twig

he asks where the castle balfor is and they say to stay away from there as its cursed or something

he goes up and theres lightening like its a 90s cartoon and maybe castlevabnia

in there is a devolved loking guy who tell him to gtfo and dave sez hes here to see his uncle ebeneezer (this wa before scrooge) and hes let in

devolved guy sez hes him and dave looks like his dad alexander and how alex is in h e doubel calefornia

the letter is sealed and  and they have dinner and uncle lives alone in this big a55 caslte and he sharews his food and a;le and davee says grace

dave reminds him of the leetter and uncle reads it andsez it only sez dave is his now and cr-p about family but hes obviously hiding things

when uncle sleeps the dave reads a thing saying uncle is the big bro

uncle wakes up anbd tells him his room is at the top of the place in the dark

dave goes up this stone staircase like a horror movie and bats attacjk

higher up isa hole in the stairs that dave doint fall in and goes back and tells off uncle for trying to kill him and how dave knows dad was the big bro so the inhertotance goes to him

uncle denies this but davbe takes the letter and reads that he should take him to see a lawyer

dave tells off uncle and saez no more of ur trix u yellowbelly and the next day they go out as he didnt kill him in his sleep

they get along now anduncle goes off to get tobacco and ddabve waits and chats with a guy abiout his travels and eating sugar caine and how he wants to see the boat but was never on one b4

uncle comes out with the captain and uncle jyuud him but dave tells him ddave is honest and takes him on the ship to try caine

caine guy sez captain brings thosse who wanna be smuggled out and theives and crookks ano as they talk, the ship leaves

dave tries to call for help but uncle laighs like hes starscream getting megatron

dave wakes upin tthe brig andcaPTAIN CMES IN SAYING HES  noty knowbn of this

dave had no water or food and captain sez no more screaming or telling on us and he agrees

dave is nbow reslav3ed

they go to glascow and get 22 new passengers and its the smniper and womAN AND captain tries to get him to pay 60,pounds but he goes wioth 16

also they claiom to be mackenmzxie and captain tries to get em more

they atre training dave to be a pirate and show him captai kids treasure thats a trick that they put salt on his thumbs and throw it in his face

dave recognizes snip[er and they both deny it as dave isnt a dumba55 now

ssniper thinks dAVE WAS LYING OF  being rich and is really a cabin boy

captain takes dave into his room and i hope he dont try anything  roman, asd in polansaki

wait its alan whos the mackenzie and she is faking being her man but shes gay for him now and he dont wanna betray a Klansman

captain beats dave to get the info outta dave on who the guyy is and dave throws a paper at the candle and escapes in the dark

good b/w and smoke and fog and chicxk sez they gotta get poff as they are gonna turn him in fgor da reward and i think shes lying

alan thinks dave turned on him and she gets him to ecape with him to not leave her to be b0ned dead by these animals in human flesh

alan gets dfave and sez "you told em i ws alan breck and if i see u again u';ll tyhrow u overboard" and a slave of the captain hears and tells him

capaton comes for him in the fog and there a beybattle with swords

alan does weell but captain sends his goons like its a video game and hes the boss and dave gets chick toi the boat and lowers it

alan knocks over a barrel of p-ss on wem and knocks em over with a swinging thing and jumps into the water and to the boat

also dave nailed one of his captors with a wood thing, probably full of sh-t

on the beacxh they ware at a fire and alan is gonna send her to glascow

he still thinks dave betrayed him and chick sez she mnade it up as she wanted to stay with him

what about her bf? he loves her and shes a 5kank!

alanm sez sorry and dave sez alan outed himself and chick sez dfave saves him

dave sez he admires alan and they rekindle the friendship in attack mode but he sez he wishes he werent a rebel

is this a thing on the civil war?

elsewherre uncle goes to this meeting and its alsan and woman

this reminds me of that pmovie with uriah, i think its david copperfield

they say they found dave the slave on a beach and have people recordinbg it on paper and the will take him if they are paird the money he paid the captain to kidnap david

alan sez its 200 pounds like my gf and unmcle sez it was 40 and they reveal they were recording it all

uncle storms off to plan his revenge and alan is glad he paid dave back but alan wants to send chick home

she sez "aint it scott law that if a chick is with a dude around the country side for weeks then thes marrieds?!" thatsd not a marriage thats pam anderson and one of her countless guys

so uncle is around and tells off captain dfor turning on him and that dave is with 2 homies and captain sezx "iom here to get em"

so these 2 bad guys teram up like in hu man meets thundercats with mumm ra and skeletor or darksrid and shao khan or ultron and sigma in all thwse crossovers and gets the reds afftert em

alan jumps out a weindow like the Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth and the reds arrest him for nmurder of the red foxx

captain and uncle are gonna get da reward but dave points out they kidnapped him and lawyer sez theyrd hang for it

they need to get the real sniper from the granity wall but it would mean him getting executed but she sez she'd do it iu mean hed if she aghrees to marry him and go to the carolinas

so alan is on tryal and is found gulty as he never had a chance with the courts hating him and his views being counter to their protoculture

might as well be apole tried in soviet uniot of being against the system

he sez hes not a killer and never concsented to the king and the klansmen try to get the area leader to change his mind, even offering to serve the regent, butthe area leader sez they must execute him to make peace

so is this a ritual sacrifice? i know the brits are into that with their sults

dave and chick show iup and he has a plan and she meets the alan and wants to marry him

they ahve a moment of softness and shes busted up over him gonnea be executerd

dave tryes to talk to a guard who send him on his way and sneaks aROUND AND in the arera hes in, the area leader is told the hangman is gone, booked it or the klans got him

dave goes in to see him and tell him he saw the sniper and names him, jamie, ike that oliver candya55

he offers to do anything to spare alan as they can let him go to some elsewhere and leader sez n and hes not gonna string up david for helping a fugetive

dave sez alan and leader are alike in how thewy love scotland, and alan i mean david has seen both sides of the issdue and made an informed decision on both after weighing the facts

lrader goes to see alan and sez alan has great sway over the scots and leader dont, but if he tells the scots to not fight, then he can prevent killing

or, he could  start an uporising and remove the devolved brits from their protoculture

alan sez he wants peace but the brits are oppressign them and jyuuing em of taxes, but leader sez he wanted to but it takes time

alan sez leader sed that b4 and if he resigned or something

alan knows hes gonna be executed and hes give uip his life if it meant change and i think leader sgrees and sez they might have been friernds had things been different

like hitler and stalin?

in church the chiuck prays to The Lord to spoare alan and lawyer i think reads The bbile as the drummers play their tuine

alan sghowes up and gives a speech saying the duke leader agreed to lessesn the taxes and he'd step down flike susan mcpolish name after raeping youtuber for years like weinsterin on all those women

they agreed to have the scots klansmen not be violewwnt and he'd be exiled instead of exceuted

bart or w/e davids name is tells chick and they burned the gallows which is still goofd wood and later alan sez bnye to his droogs and goes of with alan to be in america and dave stays behind to be a real scotsman and manage the castle 

the end

that was actually qwuite good

nice 30s style like the scarlet pimpernell or treasure island or jamacia inn or captain kidd

good acting and the guys in ehre did a good job

bart was well done in his rtole and alan's actor did quite well

the chick was good and the uncle was nice and evil

good msuic and a bit of action and it holds attention withough being light speed and all things happening at once for seriuous adhd kids\

a grande olde movie ehe whate

for Kidnapped 2 i want the sniper to team up wiuth the piurate and the uncle and forme a tirumverate to try to brign dowen david, but he's been taking ;lessons in fencing and scottish kung fu. also the new guy in charge of scotland doesnt care about the promises of the past guy AND TRTEIS TO CRUSH THE SCOTS UNDER HIS HEEL  f off and die caps lock, im sick of ur sh-rt, go to h-l;l with jfk andf gacy and trudeau sr! so also the new guy in charcge is oppressing the scots and the scotts get help from Japan who sennds a fleet of ningen from the north and they battle the navy of the brits, also its a visual novel gam,e where you play as david and meet a girtl and deal with events of the time and daily actions ike a life similarot of him like yugioh gx dfual acandemy on gba but this is opn 32/64 bit consoles like sega saturn, Nintendo 643 and playstatyonm and 3D0 where yo can also make dals with historical figures as america is rising