The Stalking Moon Review

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The Stalking Moon

this is my review on The Stalking Moon from the distant future year to american Heor John Wilkes Booth whio died in 1903  after escaping the evil lincons goons, of 1968(30 years b4 the global civil war in the 90s in robotech)

its directed by Robert Mulligan who did To Kill a Mockingbird

it stasrs Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country/yellow sky, Eva Marie Saint from On the Waterfront\Exodus\Superman Returns/Frasier, Robert Forster from Jackie Brown\Walker, Texas Ranger\90s Rear Window\Godzilla: The Series\Justice League Unlimited\Desperate Housewives\The Simpsons\Transformers: Prime\The Eric Andre Show\\2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Frank Silvera from The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Twilight Zone, Lonny Chapman from  East of Eden/Baby Doll, Henry Beckman from Breakfast at Tiffany's\Death Hunt, Charles Tyner from Cool Hand Luke\Harold and Maude\Jeremiah Johnson\The Outlaw Josey Wales\Pete's Dragon\the 70s The Incredible Hulk, Richard Bull from Lawman\The Andromeda Strain\The Andy Griffith Show\The Partridge Family\Little House on the Prairie\Highway to Heaven/desighning women (ok, lets design em, She'd be around 5'5, B60 W60 H60, she'd be around 500lbs, Q Cups, Bleach Blonde Hair, Milky White, Big bimbo lips, and go around in a mini bikini! There! Designed A Woman!) Boyd "Red" Morgan from The War Wagon\Support Your Local Sheriff!\Blazing Saddles, James Olson from the daily planet i mean The Andromeda Strain\Amityville II: The Possession\Commando anda buncha guys not on vack door, candy a55, beta male, girlyt man, frooty booty, soviet wikipedia

i never saw this but peck was usually good

sop afdter logo and credits and title in ciolored widescreen, we see a guy going around this power rangers wasteland of rocks and he fights indiassns with sneak attacks like a ninja

soome AMERICANS  come by ans ask their tribe and wheres the rewst of their men

the americans send em but find a White woman kept by em and used for breeding

you know, many tribes took other peoples and races as slaves, or assimilated them into the tribe by giving them the identity of a dead tribesman

other times they'd execute em by tortyure likeskinning em alive and roasyting em, or killing em by hot coals, but 1 coal at a time, or just chop up the parts til they died after days

hay kids! the SS too merciful for ja??  try the apache!  its not a quiock bullet to the brain! it takes days of agony before them end you!

So the Americans bring the indians along and find a buncha bodies friom an attack

they freak out and begin eatinbg them whole crying and screaming gibberish

jk really prck sezit was an apache who ended em and theygo on to a station or w/e

the chick wants to gtfo but is  told to stay and they'd move out later

1 guy talks wiyth peck about some cr-p i dont care about and later its night andpeck is gonna book it soon

the filming looks kinda like a 90s or =80s made for tv moviewith the film satyle and lighting and effects

peck talks wioth a guy about helping him grow onions and as peck leavesm, the guy throws a knife near him to get him back

chick wants peck to bring her with him and he sez she can wait the 5ive days but she is desparate and he sez hes going to new mexico

NEW mexico?! wasn'tr 1 bAD ENough?! What next? New england?!

the next day she gets peck to bring gim i mwan her and her boy with him and after travellinbg the wastelands like violnce jackm gets her to a station in a sand sotrm

in there they meet a guy whowanted to run out the indians but then saw the blondes boy

peck is statying with em dirung the sandstorm and at night he son tried to steal the pecks knife but he woke up and wait it was the other guy and the other guy beat on the kid for bpeck to save the kid

you steal, you get beats, its the rule

later its day and the kid is going mental or maybe its the mom, i;'m not sure, i;m reading about transformers the headmasterts, and the kid wran off in a sandstorm

peck goes out in the violence wasteland to catch the j=rk off and finds him in a cave annd ties the horse up and blankets the horses head to keep its eyes rom being eroded

he hides undetr the blanet with the boy but they didn';t b0ne

when they get back after the sand maelstrom, the y found the guy there dead and otherts dead and i think the chick got it and 1 guy is half dead weith a busted uhead and brain damage

he bites it and wait the woiman survuved and they go off wait, only peck goes wait he digs graves for the people

chick sez to get out cuz the head apache is gonna come again for his son to get him back from her

peck is mad at her as she could have had an army escort in 5 days but she wants to run again and later 2 guys and a wagon come  by and peck fills em in

he puts the chick and son on and sends em on the way and they want peck to comebut he stays back

you think the kid spazzed out cuz he sensed his dads ki approching?

later peck goes on after em and later they arrive at a startion to send her to columbus but she sez her fam is dead and theres no one there for her

so peck arranges passage for em and goes on his own way but comes back and sez to em he has a ranch and invites em to be his cook and help give his i mean her boy some work

so later after going there, he is in his windowless dark cabin and wait theres wiindows and eating beans (which s-ck! i tried em and hated em! as a 90s kid i wanted to poot so i ate em but hated the tatse,m so i swallowed em like pills, and it came through me!)

he invites em to eat at his table and lets em talk and encourages it

he gets the kid a nam as i guess he never had one before and mom sez he wouldnt understand

after an innocent upliftuing montage of the kid and mom gettibng along with him on his laand we see the kid noticing something comming fromthe woods and its a horse and behind him this guy catches him

wait its the guy who wanted to do onion farming and peck comes and he tels peck and thart someioomnes comming for him

he looked for peck and thought he was in one of the graves peck dug but peck lets him stay with then and wonders if the kid knows or worries of something

at night he talks with blonde about her b0ning that indian too stay alive like those girls the elies got on THEYre island

she wants to run and he wants her to stay here

later the oinion man teaches the kid to play cards and read numbers and count

inside this guy came outta nowhere and took a knife to blonde and when peck and boy retyurn, shes gone

they look for her and find her by the riuver with styains and maybe beat marks and might be dead

so shes not dead and he brings her to be and mr onionhead and the pecker get firearms to defend themsellves

why not place traps? or hire a ninja to counter geard

peck goes out on horse a55 and has a rtifdle ike chuck connors but sees an empty horse walking around w/o a rider and headsa back to basae

as he and some guy are riding, a sniper tries to harambe him but hets da horse

pewck returns fire (at what?! you dont know where the shots are comming from!) and kid rubns out

peck takes it in da arnm and grrabs da kid as a human shield and gets inside as the indian wont end his own son like people do today when thry get their bimbos pregnant

they get inside and this big black dog on a leash that seems worried of becoming korean kfc

insiide the cabin like in The Birth Of A Nation, the onion guy says the boy might go full indian instead of his White half that he looks nothing like

the dog ownewr goes out to feed it and finds it dead but no bites and spazzes out cuz that dog was the only one he ever loved, and now hes dead!

he runs off to die in the hills AND peck goes after him and finds his body in a tree

he hears shots and runs back and its onion oni an dhe though he saw somnething

peck plans to lure out the indian andgoes out with a guninto tthe woods as a snipergoes out, oh its onion san

after the pecker llurks around for a wqhilre he sees the indian and the inion guy capos i mean is capped by him

peck fires on indian but he escapers and after as chase, peckstein goes back to oni san and we getta death scene

so peckula goes back and the survivors are bunned and he handles the deck of cards onion wanted to tach boy how to play

latwer the peckenator hears something and moves slow with his gun and blows out the light

use ur ki and sense his location and fire there!

the door opens and peck gets ready and the inbdian comes in but opeck fires and the enemy fires and runs off

peck runs out and i see that his eyes were used to the dark inside and the indians were used to the light outside so he had the edge

peck follows the blood trail and eventually the india tries to jfk him and he jumps like its f--kin power rangersand returns fire

idnain tries to get his gun and runs for it but peck fires and scares him off

peck looks around and the indian jumps him and he turns and fires and blows the indiian in half at the waist as bloodf and organs fall out

jk really ge goes by a buhs and a knife trap shannkes his leg

he ties a turnikut on it and llimps around

is he gonna lose 1 limb at a time until he has 1 left like goku and king piccolo?

so the indian rushes him and beats on him with a stick and they grapple for it and evenatually peck sends him down a hill

peck gets his gun and fires 3 shots into the indian and he tanks it cvua hes park daemon or made a pact like with the boxers in maruta land in the start of the 20th centur\y

i think the indian dies and peck limps back to his cabit

the end

that was pretty good

nice msuic and filming and acting

and much of it had little dialogue

its a show and not tell thing

sorta like a silent film

or mad max 002 the road warrior synchro summoned in attack mode

it has good poacing and flow and isnt a million miles a secons or too convoluted

its got good style and doesnt drag and goes by at a good pace whjile holding attentionm

sorta like alien 001

glaf i saw it, it holds up

For The Stalking Moon 2 I want it to be about him recovering from his leg wound and rehabbing to regain use of it but the dad of the indian who came after the son comes over and uses his black magics to summon various american yokai like chupacabra or skunk ape and peck has to take em on, but also he's equipped steam punbk tech into his leg and enhanced his body with steampunk cybernetics to become a bioroid with build in weapons and more damage resistance, also its a 128 bit beat em up  on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as him and battle through the american yokai to get to the grandfather who transformes into a large abomination that you gotta take out its key points to bust the dimention matrix and send him to the spirit world