Firecreek Review

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This os my reviwew i Firecreek from the distant future year to trocd browning ofd 1968 (30 years before tyhe bglobal cicveiol war in ronotech)

its direcytal by Vincent McEveety who diod nothing i saw

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i never saw this but heards its good

so its in widescreen and colored and we get credits tio axction music and horses running

ooh, music by alfred newman

so these cow guys come to a creak and send 1 in to scope it out

in this villagejimmy is a farmer and they have church in the middle of the week cuz the priest is busy

i think jimmys woman is pregnent and might poop it out soon

1 kid dont like the church in the mid weeek and mnimmy sez to remember the time we go up or down comes

the kids want jimmy to read the bible instead and jimmy goes in to clean upand his woman sez shes gonna poop out his kid

hnnnnnnnnng

psssssssssssssst

plop

wife wants jimmy to bring the kids to church as shes poopin it out and

so the scuzzy cowguyy come actross this blonde and the cow guys catch her and wanna sell her as she falls in ther water wearing white

tey gn b90ne her dead!

she faslls in the dirt and they see her hairless legs and 1 guy is gonna b0ne her w/o c with out consent and some guys comes by and its the sherrif and his crew and they save her

the baddz pay for her dirty dress and wait i think its the rest of the bad guys and the chick gets away

those guys are like hollywood people w =with the b0ning blondes w/.o consent and paying em off

so blonde comes back home and gets undressed and mom sees her and thinks she was b0ning guysand has 5$ on her

she sez she fell in the creak getting it and mom takes it and  sez she has enough dresses when blonde wants to buy a new one

so da baddz come to town and see a little blonde kkid playing in the mud and the people of town being at peace

they see a mexican chick and main baxd wants to have a gun hole treated

2 badds roughhhouse as mexico takes the kid off and 1 bad beats the other and holds his face in the mud then a water thing

jimmy comes by and saves the drowning guy but the drowner aims a gun at him

i think someone sez jimmy is the sherrif and drowned guy coughs and almost beats the dorwner with a stick having not learned his lesson

main bad sez h didnt count on the law being around and goes to ssay sorry to jimmy but jimmy sez hes honorary sherrif who gets 2$ a month

makjn bad sez his horse got a cracked rib and jimmy sez his woman is pooping out a kid and the dr might be here soon

1 guy wants to raise horses but jimmy sez to save up for it

i think this guys kinda ret-reded and gets bummed that hes not good enough but jimmy sez he does good and some guy sez he needed huim

1 geezer sez jimmy should have asked where the badds were from and he sez he dont and priest ciomes in and chats wiuth jimmy of his woman

in this shed, the badds sit around and 1 plays wuth his gun and the blonde kid

mexiico sez the  kid is hers but the kid is too lite for em to buy it

dr checks out main bad for his cracked rib and i thought it was da horse and blondes mom got the badds room ready

she gets him bandaidds and hot wwater and in a store blonde is by jimmy as he comes in

jimmy asjks a neighbor to look after his  kids and jimmy planned on having a partty for his birthed kid

in mexicottage, the badds wanna go to sweetwater and they laugh and 1 feels the mexichick but she goes off with the kid

this is like violence jack or the last house on the left with violent lusty guys in a gang

what if the blonde kid really is the son of the mexican but she used to be blonde but got cursed for evil like in the book of mormon?

so mom of blonde comes in with the cr-p hewad bad wanted and he wants her tobandage him but she sezhes got a bullet in him based on how  much blood on his shirt but he sez a dr took it out

she cleans him AND he hits on her abndin church, mexicio and blonde kid sit with the jimmy

the bDDS come out and hearthe pirtest warning ofh-ll and come in, but priestwelcomes em in but theyt drink liquor and priest tells em no booze in church

they dont care and jimmy sez the c,ose the store duribng church but they ask what if a man needs cr-p fast

jiimmy sez it never cameup b4 and they wait as  prioest wartns of h-ll and sin and how its not worth your soul

1 badd tells him to stfu and thinks  priest was tallking rigyt at him

jimmy sez people came to see the priest andbadd tells him off as ret-rtded guy stands up fir him, only for bimmy to try to cxool things andsend the badds on

the town wans to send them out and asks where thety from/going but bimmy sez its not his business and they cant kick a guy out for bad manners

like candy a55 commies spazzing out over a guy wearing a hat of a guy the commie dont like

ohhh, its a hate sumbol, it supporets hate

yeahg, well you hate him, isnt that bad too??

soo blonde fixed up main badd instead odf going to church, as made was not made for the sabbath but the sabbath for man

he wants to b0ne her and she goes and he looks out the window

the badds are out side like a buncxha homies by a drug store ready to shoot it up

priest goes off to martry others in the hills and bimmy invites hiom to dinner next time

siinner badd spins his guin and kids are impressed like buffalo bill and he shoots a bell and it f--ks out priests horse and he falls off

he sez sorry and the devolved badds stand around priest and priest sez no harm done and they walk off

the priest pulls out a big black gun and caps the guy in the back as blood erputs out his torso front

jk realy 1 guy wants jimmy to arrest em on suspician of them being wanted somewehere

jimmy sez hes a substitubte sherrif andhas a pregnant woman and is a farmer and 1 guy goes up to help the pregwife

el ret-rdo sez 'dont forget, i'm ur deputy' and bimmy sez "i need ur heklp i'll call on ja"

so mexico wants to go andbimmy dont want her to

blonddes mom knows main badd is a buncha crooks who go around ausing damage and are on the run from the law

main badd dont wanna quit his violence and sell out but she sez he reminds her of a guy she liked who died in the indian wars a decade agio and hee thionks she gave up abnd came to this f--ktiown

tthe badds screw around and 1 busts through a glass window w/o getting cut up and they pay the mexican dude who ownes the place 5$ for the window

bimmy sez to keep the noise dowqn and they wanna drink with him and 12 takes his tin star badge and looks at it

bimmy sez his boys made it andnits spelled sherrif and is crooked letters, but making words in metal is rough

bimmy goes to put his kids to bed and not to sleep like in soviet canbada where they execute people for being sad or sick

so da badds plan something and wanna draw straws for who does what, which nowadays we'd roll dice like in D&D

el ret-rdo is hugging a dog and probably b0ning him in the real verskjo cuz hes a furry or w/e anbd hears something

he goes in check it out with only his pet/lover like in germany with the zoo pride parade

he sees a broken window and checks out this dark builkding and sees a guy b0ning the mexican w/o conswent

the b09ner beats him out and thrtows him outsidree and sez to go back to his cr-p and goes in to b0ne her but el ret-rdo attacks but is easily beat outy

el ret-rdo pulls badds firearm and aims at him but the gun goes off and sends him to h e doubel california

he sez he didnt mean to AND THE BADDS BLame him for shooting a man in thwe back like yamcha in drtagon ball evolution

ewl rer-rtdo sez the guy was hurting mexichick and he never used a gun b4 and mexico backed him up

we got 1 hour left

bimmy wants a judge and the badds want a rope for the guy to stringh him up and bimmy knows el rert-rdo wouldnt do anythin bad and takes him to jail to protect him

the badds wanna avenger their raepist homie like when malcontents burn down towns when an alleged human is iced while doing a crime

bimmy tells el ret-rdo hes keeping him safe in jail and isnt arresting the men as the time isnt right as he dont know if he has the right to do so

the badds get wood and put the body in a chair out front and mnake noiseto get the town awake

swouldnt the guinshot weake em up?

they have a service for their  raepist homie and blonde flirts with one of the badds and bimmy sends her back in to protect her

so the badds party and put boose in deados cup and play fiddle liek lacy chabert in sonic 06 i mean party of five where shes the only normal one cuz charlie is a loser, baily is a j=rkoff and julia is a 5kank

bimmy wants to put an end to it but iostold its nothing worth getting hurt over and in daylight the malcontents will be gone and probably go around butt f--king other people dead

this hairless guy goes on about how you advance or bite it and the towen full of  losers lasts therit lives

hairless gave up doing hard things and law cr-p and bimmy sez we gpot more than that here

bimmy goes off to his woman and blonde coems out to b0ne the guy whes into, i think hes the sinner who told off the pruest

there goes her motuh virginity, to all 4 guys, at once!

she dances with sinner and later head bad has a moment with blonde mnom and they make out and probably b0ne

so bimmy finds his woman had false labor and she's all sweary and worn out and they have a moment

she asks why they settled for this cr-ppy town and asks huim tk stay with hwer

in the daylight blonde mom comes in and bimmy goes back to town to med and defend, defend his nerwfound friends, their hopes and dreams, to defend them from their enemies

but hes conflicted as he thinks his woman needs hium, but blonde sez she's gonna be ok now

as bimmy goes she wakes up and wants him to hold her hand so blonde mom does it

when he gtes to towen he sees the people all hanging from gallows and spazzing out as theuy die and the badds laughing

jk really its everyione inside and no one out

in 1 barn he sees the ret-rded guy strung up and he cuts him down and is gentle cuz he dont wanna hurt the dead guy

looks like hes gonna go akira fudo/kenshiro/riki-oh/violence jack/cutey honye, ect

he was shocked and wonders how the town let the bads lynch the guy

when good men do nothing, that is evil enough, dhalsim

the bads came in and sez the townsfolk had no choice and thewre was no law there so they made their own

bimmy vows to follow em and bring em to a m,archall to artrest em but 1 guy shoots bimmys leg

his pants have no hole in erem nor blood and sinner offers him 5$ to color i mewan cover it

bimmy wants a gun from the hairless guy and hairless sez its not ut business and he sez they iced the ret-rd cuz he didnt stand up to em

also nimym goes on a speech about how ret-rtded guy wasnt a loser cuz he stoof up and how he came here as it wasn't a struggle and if ypou giive up ur done

badds carry off the ret-rd to b0ne/eat and bimmy sez the blonde kid was his brothers

bimmy gets a gun like dougble dragon on game gear and goes postal on em and spooks the horses the badds had

the badds run over to cap him but bimmys not there

12 busts in a basrn and looks but theres nothing there

bimmys gonna sniper!

time gor some jf k time!

head bad sez hes going off and will let bimmy get a marshall but if he stops em theyr'd burn the town

blondes grandpa wishes he still had legs to fight em and 1 guy is ready to toech the place but jimmy gets him at gunpoint and tlels him o disarm

scuzzmo slaps tyhe gun away and fights bimmy but bimmy pitchforks him in where the womb wouyld be if men had thouse or of he was a hermaphrodite like in go nagai manga

sinner bf goes in crawling on his belly like the snake he is and sees bimmys gone

he thinks he saw somethiign oh and scozzmo fewll out of the barn and bit it a bit ago

as sinner bf walks tyhe wood below his fert breaks and bimmy hears and he crawls around

the kids see the guy and bimmy heading to the same corner and yttell tyo their dad and bimmy rolls and caps the sinner bf

nowadays THEY would whine about the kids being "trtaumatized" by seeing dad ice a guuy and being partly responsible as they warmed him

but in REAL liufe, 1800s dudes were tough

bimmy walks out in the open and main badd caps him in the left arm and sez drop it and you'll live

bimmy reloads and the gun is shot out of his hand, which will rerally blow his hand apart as seen in ythbusters

bimmy goes for the gun and blonde mom snipers m,ain badd and he sees it was her b4 he bit it

see you in h-ll... um... whatrevert his name is

so the town comes out seeing how they toughed out the bandits and bimmy stood up for em and is the Destiny HERO BLOO-D

bimmys kids are glad to see him and he goers off with em and we dont find out what the deal is with his woman pooping out their kid

the end

that wwas pretty good

goes by at a good pace and while not much happens, it holds your interest

good people interaction and a slow burn to get to as violent outcome

it dont drag and has flow and is well filmed and acted with nice music

jimmy does a good job of a  man poushed too far and its kinda like Spider Man with Uncle Ben how if he stopped em b4 he'd save the guy

its kinda like the 00s x men 1 with not much action but that was a build and release instead of it all happening atr the end

i liked it and jimmy did a good job in here, as did fonda

For Firecreak 2 I want soime more outlaws tio come by and the town seems calm but wen one of em goes too fare, the town spriungs into battlemode and takes em out one by one as they struggle to escape, its revealed the town saw they had to be strong and hAD got into training hard and building sklill with weapons and fists and now were a bada55 force like American Ninja Shaowlion Cowboy Farmers. Also its a 16 bit board game on sega genesis, snes, ytg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the town and take on the enemiuues by trolling dice and drawing cards for weapons of moves to use on em, and theres also traps to plant to ice em.