Along The Great Divide Review

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Along the Great Divide

This is my reviewe onb Along The Great Divide from  the distant future year to woodrow wilson of 1951(50 years before trnasformers the headnmasters)

its directed by Raoul Walsh whio did The Thief of Bag dad from the 20s\Sadie Thompson\Pursued\White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower\Blackbeard the Pirate\The Lawless Breed

it stars kirk douglas fropm 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus\The War Wagon\the tb movie Inherit the Wind\The Simpsons\Touched by an Angel/Posse, Virginia Mayo from White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower, John Agar from Law of the Lawless\Chisum\Big Jake\the 70z King Kong, Walter Brennan from The Racket/The Invisible Man/Bride of Frankenstein\Sergeant York\The North Star\How the West Was Won/At Gunpoint\Bad Day at Black Rock, Ray Teal from The North Star\Captain Kidd\The Best Years of Our Lives\My Favorite Brunette\The Snake Pit\Samson and Delilah\The Indian Fighter\The Guns of Fort Petticoat\Inherit the Wind\One-Eyed Jacks\Judgment at Nuremberg\Bullet for a Badman\Chisum, Hugh Sanders from : The Great Rupert\Indian Uprising\Thunder Over the Plains\The Guns of Fort Petticoat\Warlock\Panic in Year Zero!\To Kill a Mockingbird, James Anderson from Sergeant York\Mildred Pierce\The Violent Men\To Kill a Mockingbird\Little Big Man, Charles Meredith from Tulsa\Samson and Delilah\Santa Fe\The Big Trees\Them!\Giant\The Guns of Fort Petticoat, Morris Ankrum from The Postman Always Rings Twice\The Cockeyed Miracle\Apache\The Giant Claw\From the Earth to the Moon\X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes\Dennis the Menace\The Rifleman, and Kenneth MacDonald from Crossfire\Fantastic Voyage

i never saw this b4 but kirk boudlans hsid that it and the bog trees and his movies to sakip

so after title and credits in proper fullscreen and nice b/w, we see a group of horsemen hearing theres a russler being lynched

they go there and the guy is almost strung uop but the cow bows possuibly from moo mesa come by andkird sez hes a marsghall

the guys wanna ice the guy for alklegations of wasting a guys son and 1 guy pulls a gun on kirk

he sez to shoop the guy if he trys sometuing asnd his mabn comes in behind and grabs the guys gun

thery bruiing in the alleged killer abnd the dad wants to lynch the kirk andhis droogs but his men say "don', its not worth it" but he don't care and is blinded by hate and anger

dad wants to have his son berried in the ranch and the marshalll guys are riding on with thev accused and sing and have fun

dad has a service on his sdon and is hurt and mad wait i think this is himk, yeak kirk and pals came by asnd dad wants revenge for his son and kirk tries to talk sensew into him

you know they;'ll probably have a death matxcch latwer

so kirk goes by a farm and finds someone shooting and attacks the shoooter but itsdd virgin ya mayo

the men say she attacked em but she sez she dont want cattlemen and the accused is said to be her dad and i think this is her land with him

accused offersem a meal and has virginb coolk for em

after dinner, accused wqrites his will and gibves his bowie knife to kirk and wants his girl to go live with some guy

daughter b--ches at marshall oover wanting to ice her dad and goes out and kirk puts liqour on her leg wound she got fightring him

she dont like wearing dresses as they slow em down and is a tough chick like vaiuya in m d geist

she sez the dad guys burned down their crops and dont wantothers in their area

kurk sez she cut herself on a merxcican spurr as he wears a different kind asnd finds she had a gun and might shoot em up vbut he takes it

like Dinobot 2 in Beast Wars, one of the lynchers saw the error of his way and warned the kurk soccer of dad comming for his a55

inside; the kurk wants to cross the desert like Hebrew Moses to escape the dad but its august in i think the 1800s or whenever the h-ll this is

the virgin ja wants to come and accused sings a song about hear the wind bro and i meal blow and the kurk gets triggered cuz he dad used to sing it

did his dad selll him to a big black guy for 3 silver coins for one night like with shinji in evangelion i mean gutts in berserk?

accused realizes something and wants to make the kirk turn him loose by p-ssing him off by singing the song and laughing

kirk has enouigh and puts the gun in accused mouth and says "one motre note old man, and i'll end you like i did him"

jk really accused sayuus kirke otta call him pop abnd kirk is disgruntled

so later theyare in the desert and kirk sez to eat on da horse and accuised keeps bringing up kirks dad and singing the song but virgin ja tells him stfu man and wants to get his gun

you know, if hes innocent he has nothing to fewar

viregin ja  sings da songwalks in da watyerbut she is carried back by the kurke

so tyhey go on and dad is chasing em and accused offers kirk a chance to let him go and when kuirk sez no he asks if kirk hanged his dad and kirk goes apesh-t and treus to strangle him like its the guy from thre human centipede 3

so 1 guy wants to let accudsed go and kirk dont wanna

then the dads forces race over like biurth of a natuion and the marshall forces run and take cover in rocks

the dads guys wanna take back the accused and a gunfight breaks out

A lot of horrible people were involved in lynching! Often: The one's being strung up for murder, raepe or theft!

1 guy is running in the chaos and jumping aorund the rocky area like a bad video game like pricne of p=rsia and when accused wants to help with the fighting dads forces, the kirk wont let him have a firearm

thats unAmerican!

1 of marshalls gyuys gets it and viergin ja goes full on Lilian Gish and j fks a guy like some harambe

so kirk catches the dads other son and holds him hoistage if he'd let them fo, which is what good guys do, right?

You'd totally see Optimus Prime tyhreatening to blow out Soundwave to make Megatron stop

so Dad backs of as he cares for his son and the kurk suckers go on with billy being shot in the back

i think they got son jr hostage and billy is thristy and they give him the water

so its night or rather day tinted dark and builly is the woe who i mean one who told accused of kirnks dad and is sorry

he has the kirk sing the song and biully bites it

ohhhhhhhhhhh billy!

virginia dumps on kirk for not letting them go and blams him for it and son says itys accuseds fault for killing his broother

they berry bim and kirk fdont say a prayer and sez he did his job and knew the risks and followed the law

kirk sez his dad was a marshall and he aided dad and in an arguement, left him to bring in prisoners and the guys he borught in had droogs who iced him cuz he didnt follow the law

noiw hes one of those big bang throry things where he has to follow the rules out ofg a personaly f--kedness

virgin ja sez they are similar cuz she wants to save her pa and they grow closer like in all thse westers where the 1 chick is into the main guy

then they smooch with consent and are probably b-0ning in the real version

so son jr wants to offer a worker money to let him go and make him a ranch boss and the guy wants a big a55 rance that son jr aggrees to

tthe guy laughs at soin jr and sez its not worth it and how kurk has it in for sion jre cuz billy went to h-ll the final friday

son jr offers towork with accused like skeleton and mum ra in he man vs thundercats and when son jr offers tio ,et kurk have the vireginja, he beats the black ofa him

kuirk comes in and sez he'd take care of things but viuergin ja has his gun and got it while b0ning him soviet style, a55 backwards and she sez she meant what she said but wans to save her dsad

kirk throws sand in her eyes and gets back da gun and kirk slaps her for betraying him but accused sez he'd kill him if he beats his girl again

later its day and kurk haz a watch from some dead guy i think the dead son and sion jr wants it back

they change horses and go on and later its night sand the daughter virghin ja is tied up and the guys are sleeping

the son jr tries to tajke a gun but kirk can function w/o sleep cuz he did night basketball aand has him at gunpoint to syop him

kirk talkls with accused about his he might be foundnot guilty and he dont thnk so and is gonnakeep on p-sdsing in his a55

so they crossthe desert like wait i alreadyy mentioned Moses andthey need water

1 guy tries shooting something but its just rocks and hes going nuts

a sand stirj comes in and they goo oon and fuind water but its cr-ppy and the horses wont drink it

aCCUSED SEZ A HALF DAYS RIDE WOULD GET EM TO THE GWADALOOPAY LIVER BJT ITS NEAR DA BOARDER AND KIRK DONT WANNA GO OFF TRACK AND HAS EM DEATH MARCH ONWARD

KIRK SHOOTS THE GUN OUTTA A GUYS HAND, WHICH MYTHBUSTERS PROVES WOULD BLOW HIS HAND HOT and good f--k cabn you f--kin duie caps lock?

kirk hasd gona days w/o sleep ahd is going mental andhe as virgin ja ride with him so he can have his b0ner on her a55 in the saddle

so they go on and he's stiull not slept which makes ur skills devolve until efreshed and i guess he had her ride with hinm to get a b0nar and keep the blood flow up with heart rate

so eventually kirk blacksa out and virgin ja dont wanna leAVE HIM BUT SIOON JR AND ACCUSED WANNA GO

ACCUSED CAPS THE GUY WHJO was offered a job as he was aiming athim and sion jr wants to gio back and be the ranch boss after bro got it

kurk comes back after recharging for a few seconds like in dragin ball super with goku who kept running outta ki and sez accused didnt run off

accused zez he capped other job offered guy to save kirk in trhink and after an offscreen grave duigging w/o shiovels, thery gioo on w/o horss and go to a streanmand driunk

so they are innsoviet mexico and turn in the guys the son and accused

i'm guiessing son jr will bite it and reveal he iced the bro

dad comes y and offers to bail out the soin  and in 3 hours is court cuz b4 unions the system worked

virgin ja sez the rial is gonna be a rush and done at night to cover it up like bi den would do or ba rock

so theres a rial and 1 guy sez dead son wait its dad saying it, saw the sioon went out to get stragglers

1 guy sez dad was bad tempered and they found son dead with a hole in his back in addition to the pone in his a55

the dads men caught accused with stolen cattle and accused saud he stole cattle but never saw dead son

the sides rest and kirk comes in and gives a speech on his  job is to bring em in bt now hes taking a stand and says he knows accused is innocennt cusz he could have iced kurk but inastead saved him and a real kkiller wouldnt go in quietly

except kevin spacey in se7en but that was his plan

a lawyer sez kirk is  in love wiuth da daughter and he sez yes

cuz accused had the steers and theres no other suspects, they find him guilty and tomorrow am hes gettin da noose

the virgin ya is bummed and the kirk comphorted her asa she sez this is what happens when you follow the law and that he didnt getta fair trial

dad comes out and she hugs him and wantsto stay but kirk pulls him i mean her off and she b--ches out at him for icing his and her dads

he takes off his badge and the dad sons watch falls out and he realized something and gets the son jr

cuz son jr had bail so he gets to see the hanging and he found the watch wherew he caugfht sioon jr

son jr was bitter cuz dad liked dead son better and dad confonts son jr who took virgin ja hostage and dad walks up

son caps him and runs, leaving his hostage cuz hes a dum,ba55 and kirk goes in a barn after him and they fight as the horses go spazz

its like how morern moviues have as death match in a factory

son gets away and jumps 8 feet onto a horse, which would f--k his butt, and kirk caps him in da back and he goes to h-ll where his kind belongs

accused is let free and he virghinja and the kurk go ack to the arm, to b0ne aFTER MARRIAFE I HOPE

THE EMND

thsat was pretty good

nice themes where its got surprizes

i didnt see the watch thing coming in the end

good characters and not fully good or bad

great b/w style and the actying and music is good

nice flow and it didnt drag or feel long

its a wqell made film and i liked it

Fore Along The Great Divide 2 I want the mom of rthe boys and wife of the dad to come after him and be an indian tirbal woman with ninja like skills, so the ex marsghall has to use his Amerivan Gun Skulls to take her on and go another week w/o sleep. Also its a 128 bit game on GameCube, Dreamcast, ps2 and xbox where you have 7 days of game time to do enough damage to the wife and each day gets harder cuz the skills get more devolkved from no sleep and you start seeing things that are acvtually daemons who attack when your mental defences are lowered.