The Whale Review

Note; i spell like the learning channnel

The Whale

This is my review on The Whale from the distnat futurre year, to r fk before THEY ended hium, of 2022(the year of Robotech ii The sentinels)

Its direvtred by darren aronofsky who did Pi\Noah\Black Swan

It won the oscar for best make up and best actor

it stars Brendan Fraser from Encino Man\Airheads\George of the Jungle\Gods and Monsters\Blast from the Past\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\The Simpsons\King of the Hill, openly vegan Sadie Sink from Blue Bloods, Ty Simpkins from the 1005 War of the Worlds\Insidious\Jurassic World\Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Hong Chau from $#*! My Dad Says, Samantha Morton from Minority Report\Max & Ruby, and a few guys not on candy a55 back door ghirly man soy boy beta male hioppy vegan stoner peta wikipedia

so after a buncha logos we get a fullscreen thing of a bus driving in an empty place, then a web cam chat with the centre guy not working and teaching a class

then title

then we see this huge mound of a man struggling to function and spazzing out as he read assignments

a guy comes in and reads the paper about a guy in bed with a guy and not likinmg the whaling parts

coming in guy asks for a phone as his is dead and needs to call an ambulance but fatty sez no hospitals

then coming guy is a missionary and wants to share the good word with fatty but he dont care only wants his phone he dropped and had him read the paper as he thought he was dying and wanted to hear it

asian comes in and sez he shouldv;e called a dr ut fatty has no insurance and she sez better poor than dead

also he teaches ann online course

nurse examinies him and bbileguy is still there and he gets up to use a walker to get to the toilet, whih i thought he'd sh-t where he lays

asian hates her adopted dad weho works for the bible group the bible guy is in and is a deniar and bitter and sour over warnings of the end times

also she sez fatty's butt buddy bit it cuz of the church and fatty might not last

nurse sez to send fatty to the hospital or die cuzx his heart is f'd and asian b0-ches out at bibleguy wanting to offer fatty salvation

fatty keeps saying sorry and this triggers asian ho sez she' knife him and he sez "go ahead, my orgens are 2 feet in"

he dont anna go as he'd never pay bak the bills, but we got go fund me and she sez she cares for him

so fatty eats a bucket of kfl and after nurse goes, he reads the paper on moby dick, then takes of his shhirt and shows his huge gut like the leasrniung channel

he goes to bed and the fatsuit encino man wore is really good. this earned the oscar

later he has a drawer of cr-ppy junk food like nedrey from jurassic park and looks of issues of fattness and heart things and eats more t-rds or chocolate bars

he sees the door open and calles on the phone  then howses off in ther shower as hes still able to fit in and they dont gotta hose him off in the back yard and hose out his a55

theres a knock at the door and when he opens it, these big buff black guys with blu hair bust in and startt b0ning his belly fat as he screams and defacates

jk really its his daughter who asks if she';d be fat and he sez he weas fat as a kid

daughter was suspended for posting something THEY didnt like and theres issues with graduating and she's smart and too good for school

he asks to spend time with her but she sez hes disgusting for ditching the fam when she was 8 to b0ne a student

he offers to pay her and help her withgher classes and he reveals hes an online teacher and keeps the camersa off

she wants to have him rerwrite her assignments but he sez he'd help her and give her 100 000 in the bank

shes really b--chy and wants him to walk to her w/.o a walker, which is kinda awful cuz hes crippled from his tonnage

he treied but falls back and sher leaves cuz shes a b --ch

hope he sits on her ansd she splatters into a mess of guts

later he has fod delivered and has a 20 in the mailbopx and has the guy go w/o seeing him

he ordered 3 pizzas? thats like that disgusting italiano junkie who threw his waste and threatened to falsely accuse others of abuse

they otta gets a buncha homiues to b0ne his blubber!

later nurse comes in and does a medical thing for him and finds his daughter came over and she dont liek it

his woman who he betrayed for b0ning a dude kept the daughter from him cuz hes a jerry springer guest

didnty this happen in brokeback mpountain?

fatty looks at his kids online and finds sdhes forgotten what a good person she was

probably cuz you wrecked the fam and she didnt have a dad growing up

so fatty has a footlong and not a b0nar and chokes on it so asian nurse gets behind him and does wrestling moves to hammer it outta himn from behind

she gets p-ssed at him for nearly dying cuz shes kinda b--chy and he sez sorry for nearly dying

so fatty gives a clas saying he did all he could and hopes they can do theirn own thing as they each have their own view

So later he reaches for a key and it falls and he uses a grabbing thing on a stick to try to pick it up cuz he's a mound of tubbage

Later he talks wioth daughter for a walt whitman assignment she wrote on analyzing a poem but she juist listed facts and dont care

he suggesting she read it and she b--ches out over how she did but didnt care for him being a 19th century f=ggit

fatty sez thats a good poijnt to write on and when he asks about mom she gets bummed and almost leaves

he sez if she wants to go she can and she gets less b--hy and they talk of her mom and how she drinks and is cr-ppy

she asks why he tubbed out and h sez his close one bit it and she sez it was his butt buddy who was a student and he se he was a night school guy

also fatty had butt buddy over for dinnerr when mom was out and fatty dont wanna say how butt buddy died

imagine if fatty b0ned him dead?

fatty sez he'd write the cr-p for her if she writes cr-p for him

holy cr-p we're 40 mins in w/o adds

that felt like nothing

so fatty lumbers to the toilet and turns on the sink to hide his crying and she asks if hes ok

the bible guy coems by and daughter greets him and is surpirzed that ftty had a kid

i guess he got turned

duiaghter gets b--chy about faith and how she dont like it and thinks bible guys group isa cult and takes his photo with a camera and of dad too and goes

bbile guy tells fatty of the end times and how the end is coming and the evil will be removed and the good will be here

fatty reveals he knows all this and read the Bbile but thinks its depressing as God made us, kicked us out of Paradise, we killed each other for yeasrsm then the end comes and the good ascend and the rest burn

bbile guy sez The Lord can give him a better body and fatty dont care

bible guy sez he wants to help and thinks fatty wants to b0ne him or do whatever he can with that tonnage but fatty sez he's not into him

bibl;e guy helps fatty with his fallen key and nurse comes in and b---ches out over him being there and brings in a heavy duty wheelchair for blobs

but to quote x men; nothing can stoip da blobb!

fatty likes the chair and outside, bible guy and asian nurse talk as she smokes a faeg

he reveals he moved here from iowa to idaho to spread the word and she tries to make him stop tyryign to save fatty

he sez fatty needs help before he bites it and she zes her big bro did work in south america

she was the bad kid who stopped going to church and bro sent her a letter saying he didnt wanna be marrtied to a girl dad chose

what is this? india

bro fell in love with someone else and dad disowned him and later brother fell apart and was found on a beach derad

also he was fattys butt buddy and never "got over" his belief in The Lord and his dad didn't approvbe of him comitting sins like a hebreww not liking his kid dating a pig

after watchinng maury, which he otta o on, he tries to go to bef but is too fat and the wheel; chair wont go in

later another pizzas are ordered and pizza guy tries connecting to him as his name is dan like the bible guy and tribe

the news sezhow ted cruz isnt doign well against Trump and reads his duahgters notebook

she sdez the place smells, the notebook is ret-rded and she hates eveytone

which he realizes is a Haiku and laughs and his heart f's so he reads th moby dick tning

also the young bible guy trying to save the hugfe guy is like Free Willy

daughter returns and is b--chy at dads asking her about cr-p

she hates eveyone and when he tries to connect and have her hate him insdtead of the world, she b--ches out about him ditching her for his butt buddy and trying to come bak years later

also she thinks people are a55holes and how he should have set more money but he sez he did

also he could have called her or something and he asks who would havet him in their life

sher goes to make him a turkey sandwich w/o mayo and he sez shes a good daughter and is nice to the nasty b--ch

she cuts into the table with a knife and has a smoke, or faeg in gaye olde englande and fatty blck out

bible guy comes in and daughter sez she put her moms drugs in fattys food and smokes chronic and bible guy sez he used to be a pit head

when he wants to leave, she threatens to end fatty with crushed up pills

she alsdo treisd to falsely accuse him of rapeif he dont smoke chronic and he does even though when Joseph was accused he resisted temptation

he has a puff on the poison and she takes a photo and she sez she wasn'ty really gonna do all those evil things

he has anohter puff on chronic and she takes more pohotoes and f--ks with him more like suggesting they or him and fatty b0ning and when she reveals she knows hes not in the bible group cuz her friend went there ansd knows they stopped something, he getsn spooked

bible guy reveals dad cauhgt him doing chronic and dad sent him away and mission leader was only into handing out pamphlets and not doing much else

he goes on how he wanted to be happy like his fam and stole from the mission, also one day he went against the group rules and talked to people his way

but whn hetold em, they spazzed out and after a fight, he skipped town and took the petty cash of over 2000$

he's almost outta money and h=wanted to help 1 person and thinks his rents might disown him

so nurse comes in and i think the wife came too and he wakes up and nurse b---ches out about her giving him pills

its revealed fatty is outta money but really he's not and nurse b--ches out at him saving money for his daughter

daughter b--ches out and tells fatty to f--king die and he gives her the essay and sez its good as she leaves

wifer sez daughter is 17 and gonna spend it on face tattoos and cr-p and fatty thinks shes smarter than that

she b--ches about him being positive and they go on about how he diteched em for a man and how he wanted to see her

wife reveals she kepty daughtert from fatty cu she was worried daughter would harm fatty and is evil

also its revealed daughter posted photoes of him mocking his tubbage and saying "theyr're be grease fires in h-ll when he bites it"

he thinks shes a good writer and mom yells that daughter slashd teachers tires and other violence

also he only mmarried her to have a kid

but to have a kid you gotta get hard and jam it in the womb, and girls dont get queers hard

wifr sez sorry about fatty's butt buddy going to h-ll but when she saw him, wanted to tell him off, but helped him isntead

they talk about them being togetehr agains as a fam and he recalls the last time he went swimming and cut his legs on rocks and bled on the car

after more bickeing he hasn't given up on his b--chy daughter but hhe wants to make sure she has something

also its always dark and raining like in se7en

and not just from the fat guyn and the queers

fatty sees his plate outside broken and the pizza guy comes and when fatty goes out, the pizza guy sees him

he cant take it and stuff his fat a55 face with pizza and sends an email to write somethign honets

then goers to the frifdge and puts mayo on a pizza and stuffs toi dark msuic

i think he's tryign to eat himself dead

again, like se7en

so after a barfing the bible guy coems in and comes out about his truth and how daughter sent the photos of him doing chronic to his church and rents and they wanna invite him back

they say its just money and they weant him back and its full on prodigal son as thats what Jesus taught, the onyl sin u aint forgiven of is the one you dont confess

he reads the bible with fatty and its butt biuddys bilbe and he thinks h bit it cuz he didnt escape the flesh and live in the spirtit and bible guy can saver him from rebellion

fatty tells his story of his butt buddy meeting him after class and  turning queer and b0ning naked  its creepin out bible guy like with brendan fraiser in gods and monsters

fatty b--ches out about how he hopes thers no afterlife as he dont want his butt buddy to see how he devolved and after pushing bible guy too far, he sez "yes, ur disusting!"

so bible guy goes and late fatty sez to his class that he got canned for his malcontent email and thanks them for being honmest with him so he shows them his webcam as the blob and his engorged body

the kids all begin vomiting as oner starts j-rkin off

jk really he sez the assignments and college dont matter and the honest things he wrote matter

then he busts his laptop and is then seen soaked in sweat an nurse comers in and he sez sorry for the 80th tikme cuz hes from soviet canada

asian tells fatty how her butt buddy brother bit it from starving himself or maybe giv and she had to identify the body and fatty sez he wasn't family, only a butt buddy

fatty and nurse agree they aint going hospital and she sez butt buddy would have jumped off the bridge years sooner if not for fatty

fatty sez he treid to save butt buddy but butt buddy didnt think he needed God or anyon

daughter comes in and finds fatty is biting it and wants someone to save him and nurse thinks no one can save anyone

fatty thinks daughter outed bible guy to save him and daughter sez he gave her an essay that failed her

its revealed the essay he turned in was the moby dick essay she did in grade school that mom sent him years ago and he sez sorry for f--kin her up with his acts and how shes really good

he sez shes the best thing he ever did(not his butt buddys a55?) and how he cares for people and she wants him to get to the hoispital but he only wants her to read the whale thing

she opens the door and its sunny for once and she reads the essay as fatty struggles to walk

the essay sez she feels bad for the whale as it didnt know what it did wrong and ahab wanted  to end it thinking it would improve his life and she felt it was like her life

then fatty stands up and as sher finishes her essay he floats up and the screen goes white

the end

that was quite good

when brendan fraiser won th oscar and got his career back after that hollywood creepter mo lested him, i was moved almost to tears to see him getting it back

the acting was good and the ending of him rising up after being freed from his evil was outta Free Willy with the whale jumping

the daughter is pretty evil and the twist that the mom was the good guy trying to protect him from her was good

the butt buddy never being shown was like suddenly last summer how the queero there was never seen onscreen and as dead at the start but was the driving force of it

I liked it being in proper fullscreen insatead of gay a55 widescreen and it showed a broken man whgo made bad choices trying to attone for his damage to those he harmed

glad the Bible guy was welcomed back and it showed that even when losers gave up on The Loprd, He still helps those in need

The real winner was the bible guy who found his way home

I assume the ending of him rising into the Light was a thing on the coming Rapture and how the good will esacape the end times

Also, calling a movie about a fatty "The Whale" is like that Degrassi ep withj the aids bag called Bad Blood

after all the learning channel i saw, this kinda fit

glad i saw this and glad brendon made it back

darren seems to like movbies of losers who f'd out reconnecting with family like The Wtrestler

interesting how in gods and monsters, brendopn fraiser was a guy grossed out by this queer who went on about his lusts after his life fgell apart, and now he's the broken queer who disgusts the younger guy

kinda went full circle

but this was well donbe and i think was based on a play i never saw

For The Whale 2 I want it to reveal that the Rapture had happened and in fatty's heart, he repented for all his sins and was saved, that was the light, but his daughter was revealed to have not been as she treid to ruin the bible guy by sending his fam photoes of him doung drugs and has to stay behind on earth, also with all the good people gone, the planet has devolved into a violence jack hokuto no ken berserk h-llscap of violence and cannibalism and she is fighting to survive to last the 3.5 years of the evil, also its a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Dreamcast, Gamecube, Xbox and ps2 where you gotta get around areas and do missions for your band of warriors as cannibals eat people alive and operate on them with power tools to make em into butt slaves with MANY openings!