Babylon Review

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Babylon

This is my review on Babylon from the sistant Future year (to clark gable) of 2022 (The year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Damien Chazelle who did Whiplash\La La Land but I missed those but heard they was goode

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I never saw this bt heard it f;d out

in bel air in the disatant future year of 1926this lardload getsa horse to a guy but the guy wanted an elewphant and the guy buying it has elephantsbehind him and larda55 dudnt notice

he brings the elephant in a trailer on his cr-pmobile but the cable snaps anbd it rolls down hill

why not walk the elephanyt

so it poops all over ther guys pushing thetrick from behind and its a load of hot sloppy cr-p

later 1 guy tells him you need a permit for an elephat and he tells e,m hes doing it for garnbo asnd other stars

then its a deviant pasarty with a cjick p-ssing on a greoss fat slob and he likes it and peeople partying in a wild and craxzyy way

the elephant mexiucany guytalks with a chick called elenor and is told not to and pretend he dont know englishj

he goes out to ssmoke and this blondecrashjres her car into a statue as shes a woman driver and secutrity sez to go but she gets b--chyu until ses told they're wanting her in thgere

mexico tsalks with her but she sez shes a star and inside these black guys wine about cr-p like playing bad and swearing a lot like rappoers or italianboes

i think 1 chick ODed and theres a room of a lot of drugs

in a car outside this redhead is b--cxhing at her husband identyifying as italiano and ditches him and drtives off

i think its back door bradly

he goes in andis a big shot but is kind of a big sh-t  and  wwants a  lot of loiquor which is deadly and makes you b0ne thgings you shouldn't

1 guy is gonna eat his gun but brad gets him to go in and do blow, wait i think its mexico doing blow and wants to do movies and be a part of something bigger

then this asian in a top hat and tuxedo and smoke like that chick in Go Nagai's Iyahgaya Nantomo comes in and sings a song of inuendo about pertting something

brad sends his chick to gocheer up A GUY WHO BUMMED BYUT NOT BY B0NING AND SHE DOES A SEXY DANCE WITH MEXICO

F CVAPS LOCK WAS ON

SO THIS CHICK od'D AND THe minions dont wanna ruin the party so they use the elephant to sneak her out with mexicos help as the people spazz out and flee

the minion is asked by mexico if he can do anything and is told no asnd as he leaves the star chick is giddy and cheerful and bimbo-y and mexico loves her

she drives off and brad needs help as hes black out drunk but faking and pranks him

brad wants to do something big inthe movies as hes like a studio guy and wants to go even further beyond and this body in a pool turns out not to be dead but just faking it

then title

fun thing

In The Bible it says something about Babylon being cast into the sea like a Millstone, but also another part says "If anyone harms a child, it would be better a Millstone placed around his neck and be cast into the sea"

Perhaps its a sign that what it calls Babylon is those who harm kids? Also: backdoor brad pitt did a movie on hollywood called, What else? Babylon!

so then in thwe slums of la the asian is therte and a guy recognizes her and gets her sutograph

then we get brad going to make a film and all this crazy cr-p goig on

this is a well made fiulm with a lot of attention to detail and a lot to take in as the camera moves

so this blonde wants somerone with t-ts nbut the t-ts chick OD'd and they gotta film men instead

brad and mex get there and this producer tells brad this german director is spazzing out as hes german and mental and brad assigns mezico to  deal with a bunch of malcontents

they wanna b0ne him dead or something and brad settles things with grman directal and seez tyhe mexico being chased by the malcontents thinking its good

they film it and see the horde of mongol oids or turks or w/e and a big  d w Griffig]thg battle as the gemano duirects and films from a car driving

its to the music from phantasia with the daemon that ripped off faust

1 chuick watching describes it as anopther chick types it

at lunch brad talks wioth gloria swanson about  getting a new face for a good thing andf she wants to do shakespeare and gets her in for cheap for some cr-p and he can use the extra money for sfx

germano busts his cameras and they need new ones and in a western this chick i think star films a silent film and does a bar driinking scene with lust that wouldn nopt be ina  20s film

brad sez; "then he sez hasta la vista muther f--ker" and "frankly sscarlet, ur a c=nt"

1 part a  guys b0nar is said to be too visible and they gotta tuck it

mexico goes to get a new camera and dont know if its a 2708 or 2709 and an hour later one comes in as they were all rented out

the camera comes in but he needs to get back fast and has formes to ill out

the chick acting has to  do a crying scene and they ran outta lube but she crys on command as shes actually good

later its sunb down and mexico gets the camera and chick is crying the scende well and does it in different ways

brad is drunk and struggles woith the scnee and wait its the actor in the scene whos drunk and films a scene while theres still liught and does it with a kiss as the fireworks go odff

theres a fire at the chicks filming but they cinemassacre through and after all that cr-p the film goes through

i like how when it  shows the mvoier its fullscrenn but the making real life cr-po iuts widescreen, showing how movies are btetter than the things making em

wait it was brad put doing the drunk scene

so the director of the chick is amazed she can cry on command and then theres a partyy where they celebrate

asian is gay for  main chick and main chick is called wild child as holylwood like kids in thr weorst ways

so chick goes to see the premier but they dont know her until others recognize her

we see the film but theres no sound even though in real life tyhere'd be an orchestra

the people love the movie and wait i think it was silent for the audience benifit at home

maion chicks cdad comes in and takes credit for her weins and a chick is said to suicide and brad fdoes well and dates some hungarian chick

at the filming main chick is gettign hate from the lead and main chick starscreams hewr wiay into beign the lead

its pretty fast paced and i actually think the filming is good and holds attention

its colored and widescreen

also main chick uses ice on her nips to malke em hard(or in japanewse, iur b00bs are angfry) and becomes a big star like minmei in robotech and later, brad hears of sound films

at brads place his woman is going mental cuz shes devoleved and shoots him or something and they split up

later in a rain thing, main chgick meets  mexico again and she wanted some time away from gambling and issues and mex works for brad

main chicks dad is her manager and s-cked at it and she wants to b0ne backdoor brad pitt and she invites mex into some place

later she sez everyone said she s-cked and she's bitter about it and wants to prove em wrong and is mkinda malcontent

man we're only like an hour in w/e adds

that didnt feel like mich

so mex came over at 12 w/o papers and she feels for him as both are broken and f'd and then he goes to see the jhhazz singer and the crowd goes wild!1

mex tells brad evertything gonna change and they start making talkies and 1 guy gets his a55 chewed out for wearing non rubber soled shoes

they try filming a talkie scene but cr-p keeps f--kin up and they gotta keep redoing it and eventually devolves into profanity and tirades and screaming

eventually thhey get it and celebratye but the recording guy bit it from the head and being cooked in that oven

at a party main chick meets brad and her dad wants to sell sandwiches like her face as brad sez movies are high art

at a party this guy who had girl issues b4 has his head in the john and the chick he liked turned queer

then the aisan xomes in and dances with main chick and i think wants to turn her

asian nearlyt smooches her but a guy saves her with a push in the pool

1 black guy got a card from irving thalberg who knew communism was evil and worse than the nazies despite being jewish

main chick gets malcontent and comes out in cover alls and hasher dad fight a snake

dad blackwes out and sje p[icks it up like a dumba55 and it bites her nack and she runs around spreading the venom and others get bit and its probably used up its poison as the people spazz out and brad accudentally runs over a dumba55

asian chick slices off the snakes head with her blade, pulls the fangs out and all this goo comes out and she sucks the orange spurm out even though its probably already courcing through her veins

she gets up and hads turned queer and smooches withg aisan

so then brad does a musical scene of a bunch of strars like buster keaton doing "i;m singin in da rain" as Noah's Ark is behind em which shows what side THEY are on!

so mex is offered a job somewhere better and is told the chick is f--kin out as shes into slummy scummy cr-p and gambling

mex hets in charge and wants to reinvent main chick and being in nmore africanized americans as "its what audiences want"

like Coal Blak And De Sebnbun Dwarves? That's pretty much a WW2 Wayans Bros movie

mex is manuel but goers by manny like the 5kank in low rise jeans and a thong in degrassi next gen

so while preparing for something, brad gets a call saying this guy who helped himget on ate his guna nd he tells off the chick who was the one outdone by the main chick b4 that movies mean something and his fam was low money and he had to go vaudeville and worked their way up the nickelodeons andshe's outta touch

then its 1930 and brad has a new mvoie and was trained to be proper and less colorful instead of like the thicc blonde jean harlow who stayed herdself, or clara bow who was not one of THEM and hated for it

main chick cant take the a55holery of these c-ck suckwers and wants to go but mex treis to help her and its like yugi giuving atem his ba to summon the sun god to beat theif king bakura before the time thing

the elites keep wanting her to tell a joke but her master and trainer dont want her to but she has enough tells a joke about a bear wiping his a55 with a rabbit and tells off the c-ckl suckers and eats slobby to show em what a "degenerate f--kin actor from jersey fdeos" and tells em off for b0ning their cousins and kids and thinking they are betteer than her

afdter frenching out, she runs in and barfs on the run then on a guys face and bows and leaves

i know shes french but yeah that sounds right

atta showing of brads movie people mock it and its ripping off singing in the rain with the dialogue

brad seems to take it well and gives an interview or saoething and  sez he wont stoip progress with silents goingg and talkkings devolving the protoculture

spoiler; compare abel gances napoleon to the iron duke and tell me which is better

so they are making a black thing and the main black guy is lightert than the other black guys so the band looks mixed so it wont do well in the south so they have the main black guy chocolate up like trudeau with shoe polish

spoiler; they still do cr-0p like this to release films in bad places like china and other sh-t holes that shiro ishi should have removed

like removing blacks from posters of movies as chine hates them cuz they are f--kin racist and Hirohiro was the ubermench

can't do blackface when your alreay black(shows gif of black guy tapping his head)

so after the playing trumpet, he wipes the black off, which is bettere than beating it off, and main chick is missing

brad confonts this old chick about a thing she wrote and asks whhy the people laughed at his film

she sez he's done and he sez shes a cockroach and she sez in a housefiure the cockroaches survive when people die

thats some hokuto no ken sh-t

raoh, a cornered rat will bite a cat

yes, but jyuuza, a rat has no chance against a lion

so she sez tyhere will be 12000 i meean 100 more of him and her and the  system and town is begger than either of em and in 100 years whern all the people making thse films arew dead, a kid born 50 years leter will find his image on a screen and see him as a friend

later main chick comes to mex asking for 85 000$ and they'd put acid on her crotch and she's outta money

he goes on a mexican tirade and she sez hes her  only friend and this shows the dangers of gmbling

isnt there some OTHER way to pay him?

so brad gets a role in something but its a cr-ppy film and he agrees to do it to helkp his homie

so mex gets money for the chick and goes to see the guy with his queer homie who he has to do a monologue in his next picture(i hope thats not prison lingo)

so they go to see the big boss and its f--kin spider man tobey mcgouire and in the same movier with eric roberts from the human centipede

spider man vs the human centipede!

and hes the chicks dad who fought a snake, and snakes are eaten by footlong centipedes!

its all connected!!

torbey sez this 15 year old prodigy is great at everything but the trick is hes a 50 year midget!

the queer hes with is a drug guy and used money from the m,obie to do it

tobeyy wants a movie wher ewyatt earp who coulnddnt count in reasl life, would be mentallt ret-rded

wait, i think the money is fake and made by a props fguy and tobey whos kinda fruity brign sem to what he calls "the a55hole of los angelas"

but california is americas a55

the a55 of a55es

in it is a h-llish place of dark tuinnels and cage fights and SM

i think this is dante's inferno

they keep going deeper and getting creepier and 1 level has midgets as they go to h-ll

they they walkin on a bunch of people sewed together into 1 abominous body and moaning in pain and lust

jk really its a big meaty guy whgo eats rats alive and will do anythign for money

this looks like something from the twisted mind of Go Nagai

tobey gets him a 20 to make the guy eat another rat with lusty giddy glee and sees the money is fake

tobeys gross goon puklls a guh but mex wastes him with a metal rod and escapes from there

to quote ryo asuka; f--kin A ruin! get the f--k outta here!

they drive off as guys open fire on em and that rweally devolved hard!

brad is into this asian chick and wait hes just talkign with her a dhow asian has turnewd main chick queer and wants to save her from beinng icd or w/e

brad thought hollywood was magical but he's tired of it and sez she was a good one cuz queer characters cant be evil exxcept maybe tobey whos not open about it but just seems frooty

asian goes off to eutope before zee axis gets in and brad gives a guy a big tip and sez the future is yours like the song tomorrow belongs tyo me

back door brad cant take it and goes upstaids to eat his gun and blows himself out offscreen

it should have shown his head bl,ow like in species 2

in the day, mex and main chick try to escape to mexico where they TOTALLY wont be raepewd or iced or eaten and she's screwin around and stanbding up in a moving car and covering his eyes and when they stoip she go4s to party with soime devolved guys

he sez they can go to mexico and be happy and if she dont go they';d ice her

she is ok with it and is french so her kind dont get logic or reason and she thinks shes not good for him

sher eventually flip flops and agrees to marry him and go to mexico and livbe happy and a guy ergts a photo recognizing her wait its A VIDEO

ALSO ANNOUNCING YOUR PLANS IS LIKE WRITING A DEATH NOTE

so mex goes in some place to get somethign and the guys in there get iced an das the guy is gonna ice him, mex sez hes no one and begs for his life and killer sez to get out of l a and dsisapear after mex wets himself like a garbage pail kid

he gets out and main chick is gone and he leaves

then we see the black guy playing msuic and we see a montage of things from later

old chick bites iot at her 70s

chick OD'd but i think it was a wacking

bnrad goes to h-ll and later mex comes back to the studio in 52 and shiows his mexcian wife and kid

he talks with the guard in mexzican talk bout how he does radio selling in new york and dont watch movies much now

a clever hint at  how sovbiet california started being a movier place for getting away from new york to avoid edison or w/e

he walks along and sends his fam to the hjotel and weatches a 30s movie, wait, its singing in the rain

then like in The Crtowd, we see the camera move up but then fociuses on mex

then a montage of films he saw working on probably in his head and remembering the wild evil parties they did

then a montage of film over tyhe years with films being colored in techinicolor and all the years of film even t2 and ben hur and wizard of oz and tron and a few silents and all the years of cinema hitting all at once like in the crow where he gave him30 hours of pain

he cryes and the film enbds with him smiling at this seeing what he missed, like a guy who only played atari seeing sega genesis

the end

that was preetty good

kinda like songiong in the rain but darker and grittier, wiith violence, gore, SM, lesbianism, muscles, poop, swearing, purvoes, freaks, p-ss, lust and h-ll

its the Go Nagai Siingin In The Rain

its like 3 hours but don''t feel it and holds attention with good details and fun that you gotta look for

like all the background things as the camera goes by in a long tracking thing

good touches and references to past films and i just noticed all the White leads bit it but the non Whites diidn't

does this movie hate Whites? HATE RIME!!

and nopt like how the black guy gets it in a horror movie, but EVERYone gets iut in horror movies!

and even if the 11 i mean 1 virgin makes it to the end, shes dead 20 mins in the sequel

itsa well filmed and has good characters and shows THE french as UNBALANCED And devolved and b--chy

its based on real thinghs which makes me thibnk creeper tobey is a real guy in a real place of weird f'd up fetishes in soviet califdiornia

that plasce is kookin for a nukin!

Imagine editing 12 years a  slave with this so it looks like after helping platt, if he went to hollywood and ate his  gun

also I realized that tobey mcCreeper pitching movie iideas was actuyally his creepy fetishges, like ret-rds and midgets

is that a thing on being into kids? sounds pretty californias!

Also, shouldn't it have had clips OF Babylon in D W Griffith's Intolerance?

and the mexican guy going back to regular mexicanism is like jennifer lopez in south park with her working at taco bell or w/e

For Babylon 2 I want it to be about tobey mcguice andhim getting his money's wirth from the chick by making her do more devolved devient things, whiuch is what lead to her OD, also it shjows the h-llish place he did those things and goes deeper with more depraved things like cutting people open and bv0ning their guts or live cannibalism or operations to insert live animals intompeople and whenm they wake up they see the thing in em moving, or surgically combining several people into 1 body and watching them struggle to function, or force feeding chicks til they are too fat wo wealk anbd letting homies b0ne their fat, or sewing a guys butt shut and ovverfeeding him til he ruptures and sprays waste all over the area,  also its a 32/64 bit party game on Sega Saturn, ps1 eD0 and N64 where you play as various deviants and bet on or control thing in fetishy minigames like betting how long it akes for a guy to die hooked to a sodomachine or how many bones can a man live without, then in Babylon 3 its the 50s and the mexican guy comes out and revakls his story and outs the deviancy pit locattion and leads a raid on the place with the cops and finds its still going and tobey is running it for hiuis sick kicks and a big epic battl;e breaks out with cops and freaks and the rest of the film is jjst brutal slaughter non styop for like  40 mins, also its a 32/64  bit beat em up on Sega Saturn, ps1, N64 and 3DO where you play in 2D things like Streets Of Rage and beat through deviants, OR, play as trhe  sickoes and take on the cops and fight for your right to be a sub humabn abomination against moreality and logic.