A Sailor-Made Man Review

 Note: I spell like that bimbo sailor scout

A Sailor-Made Man

This is my revew on A Sailor-Made Man from the distant future year to openly Macedonian and not in any way africanized despite netflix casting, Cleopatra, of 1921

Its directed by Fred C. Newmeyer who did Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman

It stars Harold Lloyd (who did occult groups) from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman/The Kid Brother/Speedy, Mildred Davis who married harold from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, Noah Young from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth/Now or Never/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, and Dick Sutherland from Grandma's Boy/Don Juan/Uncle Tom's Cabin/The Viking

I saw tis before and it was my fave silent comedy until it was surpassed by Grandma's Boy

so after title and logos and credits we are at a sumer resort with rich 20s guys having a good time and soem guys doing wall street things

harold is the heir to 20 million and is kind of a candya55 and we see him loking at a painting being made with  hand below him and it xooms ut and its another guy painting it

he takes a guys seat as he stands up and wants a match for his smoke and throws it in the guys hat

he sees this chick who all the guys wanna b0ne and treis his shot but the guys get un the way and go off with hr

he follows and tries to get in a cockkets game but dont got a mallet as the others took em and gets in the way of the chicks ball

he offers to get married as its too hot for crocekkets and she sez ask father

he interupts him aying imma marry ur daughter and dad gets p-ssed at thsi p-ssant and sez he has to get a job and prove himslef

he walks off and fidns a men wanted for the u s navy but unlike one iece theres no okama turtning guys and b0ning em offscreen

he goes in and takes a seat at a deck and smokes and has a drinkas an army guy is shocked and lloyd sez he descied to join their navy

army guy takes his info and at the resort we have dad saying how hes going on a long cruise and dont wanna hear about their business

in the navy hes told to return in an hour for an exam and returns to the resort and chick sez hes invited to the yacht cruise

he returns to the navy guys and after this guy keeps taking his hat and he outfox's him -, he tells the guy hes not joingin  the navy but is brought in anmd and sentenced to three years in there

he's frieked and weighed and sun around and he spins like a beyblade or skydancer and chick calls the navy

after a bearded dude is sirtaked for three guys from lloyd being dizzy, beardo sez hes waiting til the guy is sober

lloyd is taken off to join the military and chick and her boys see him being marched off

in the boat the queen regent of some gaijin land is brought in and lloyd smooches her hand

but its really a dream and hes being de loused by a mnkey on his scalp

this big bada55 dude whos an elite alpha male shaves and throws harold off to get hsi raxor but when he goes to the mirror the money is in the frame and he's spazzed out

harlod laughs and bada55 billy picks him up and throws him but harold pulls a handle and sprays the hose on him and runs

nearby in the same gaijin land sea is the chick and her droogs on their cruise and when the sailors are dancing, bada55 is gonna strangle harold but he is gotten to dance and he strangles him when the higher up is not looking

harold pokes his a55 with a tack and escapes and he strangles the higher up and chases haold to a room where he throws a box and nails the higher ip

higher up asks, or axs if you are lesser evolved and say ridiculous as redickerus like how canadian frenchies attempt to speak what they thin is french, whos' box is it and llyd takes the heat and is made to scrub the deck

at least he didnt make him scrub his a55

bada5 feels bad for it and sez its his fault too and goes to hep and givs hm a half of a granola bar and its the bigger half

what a swell guy, kinda like how joey and yugi became homies in yugioh and watched p0rn0(this is canon)

the other guys laugh at them and harold goes off with the bucket and places it near a higher up to get his high rank hat band yells something from around the corner to make the other guys do their work

bada55 billy, not back door billy, is freed from it by harold but higher up sees harold and goe sto him as bada55 tries to save him bt he dont listed and runs and higher up takes back his hat, but laughs off the ithing and thinks its clever

harold goes and sees a boxer puncheing the air and he tris on gloves and copies him cr-ppily and the guy takes him on and pops him a lot but the ship tuened and he plows into the guy and ko's him

bada55 alpha billy sees how harold beat the navy champ and thinks hes cool

the guys go to the city to get souvineers and the chick and her droogs are there and the rajah is carried in a wood thing sees her and wants her but goes on and shes creeped out b that devolved lookign guy

the sailors are in town and haolrd and bada55 try to get this dog and its got harolds sailor hat and they chase it causing chaos

all these gaijin wanna fight em and bada55 takes on the left 4 and lloyd getr the right 4 bu is easily slugged out and those 4 go to fight bada55

as bada55 beats the guys out, harold drags em off and after bada55 beats the 4 last guys out, he sees harold having a smoke and asking "what took you so long?" with 4 beats out guys by him and bada55 is impressed

harold sees his hat taken off by a dog and chases it and buyss a pie to fake havign a hat to avoid being sent to the ship

the dog returns it and he eats the fake hat and bada55 is confused and trys eating his to a less enjoyable tihing and thinks harold is a bigger bada55 than him

at the rajaohs castle hes sai to be like blue beard as in wasting his women like king henry the 8th or prince charles and wants the chick

haorld meets chick and has a smokewith the locals and sees a magic trick by soem gaijin with bad teeth that makes brits look, actually its around brittish level of teeth

chick goes up to be part of the magic trick and 2 gaijin make her dissapear and have her under their cloak as they gogo off

she screams and harold attacks em and bada55 buddy coems with him but the gaijin get her in the rajahs black castle(hats what its called)

harold jumps over the wall and the guardschase him and he runs around the palacein chaos

he escapes under the rug and the gaijin spazz out at eac other and he escapes

he comes inthe rajahs room as hes trying to b0ne the chick andfights her i mean himand rajah chases em, gets him under his fot, locks her in a closet and takes haold away

he gets away and hides as one of the sleeping or knocked out guards and stabs rajah in his devolved a55 with a spear as hes not looking and eventually runs around until hes in a rokm with him

he escapes and hides passing as a pillow and by that i mean fakes it as if you can pass for 21 it means ur not 21 and cant buy beer

rajah tries stabbing pillows but harold jumps in the pool ad rajah uses his smoking tube pot thing and as it bubbles up, haold comes up and barfs smoke

harold gets the rajah in the pool and goes to the girl, then goes back, beats on the rajah in teh ppool and gets the key

he gets the girl but the giards come in and he escapes with her on his back as the swarm of gaijin chase him through toen

he hides and sends chick off wearing his blanket and yells A and hides as the gaijinj chase her and he follows and beats em out with a club from behind

using brains instead of brawn, good action comedy, like slayers

he saves the chick from being interbred with a giajin an haing devolved kids and she likes him and her homies ad fam comes by and is glad shes ok

hes gonna eb with her but his bada55 bro comes by and is amazed by how cool harold is an deventually gets the hnt and goes off

they are gonna kiss and  the navy coems by and brings him with em

later he uses flags to say Will You and she sez I Will and they blow kisses at each other but he grabs a painted thing and gets black goo on his face

commander comes over and he backs off and trips

the end

what a nice movie

clean, lite, cheerful, clever, witty and fun

harold seems like a spazz but is a badazz and i better than he seems at 1st, like Naga from Slayers being skilled and smart

good jokes and nice style and its got some well written things

I liked it and the 1st time I saw it was totally in love with how fun it was

its only like 25 mins and wait i mean 45 mins and i hti the wrong button

and it has good flow and dont drag

For A Sailor Made Man 2 I want him to be on a voyage in the navy and find an uncharted island with salt water gator people on it who use their biotech ships of living creatured modded with cybernetics to attack the military and he has to use his skills and wits to sneak on the island and plant a nuke there to take em out and get back in time. Also its an 8 bit Ppoint and Click adventure like that Phantasy Star Game and is on Sega Master Syster, Game Gear, Nes, GB, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as harold and collect items to get through it and fight/avoid salt water gater people.