Never Weaken Review

 Note: I spell stronger than gaijin

Never Weaken

This is my review on Nver WEaken from the distant future year to the evil u s grant of 1921 (110 years befroe tranaformers battlestars the return of Convoy)

Its directed by Fred C. Newmeyer who did Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman

It stars Harold Lloyd (who did occult groups) from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman/The Kid Brother/Speedy, Mildred Davis who married harold from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, Charles Stevenson from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth/Number Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Hot Water/Girl Shy/The Freshman, William Gillespie from The Immigrant/Number, Please?Now or Never/Safety Last! George Rowe from Grandma's Boy, and some guys not on spviet candy a55 beta male sodom bottom boy boy aids bag necro pedo silly billy banana crammer gender offender peeder puffer wiener cleaner gijin suki uso suki makuma suki okama suki wikipedia

it was harold lloyds last film before movign to features and after that he started doing films that were longer than like 25 mins

I've see tis before and its pretty good

So after title and credits and lovgos we get text and it says on a certian city"as tney dont wanna make it any 1 and theres skyscrapers and romance

a chick puts a ring on her finger from a guy holding it on a strong on a stick from another window in a building and is in love with her

the bosses see the couple looking out the windowes and chick who looks really 1920s with her cut hair anddress, is fired as they need to cut costs in the ecopnomy

lloyd walks by a guy falling bak and finds its acrobatics and tumblng with 1 guy working for barnum and baily

llouyd goes in another office and finds his girl and she's bummed and not as in b0ning a55 and he offers to help her job get more patients

he gets some business cards and goes around and she tells her boss lloud can do anything he tries and learned the names of all vice presidents

lloyd sees a guy falling and opes choropracy but f==ks him aound and the guy is good and lloyd hands out the business cards

i think its the tumbler who fell from b4 and not tumbler from the site that used to be devolved people befoe they banned p0rn0

after nearly walking under a ladder they see a guy do it and give him a card and he throws it awy

so the tumbler tries his fall again but a cop is watching haolrd and he holds back and tumbler goes back and flups again but harlod dont cpme and he walks off

later a guy walks by and a flower pot falls on his head and he's f'd out and a crowd gathers

harold does some spinny thing to get the cop away and sneaks of to choropractor the guy whos probably dead and nhands out cards but notices its a different guyand pulls his face to a smile and ventriloquests him by moving his head, raising him up and walking with him around

the cops sees and follows and he escapes and hooks the guy to an ice cart and he walks off as it drives off and the cop contronts harlod

harold throws a copn and this guy with a sighn on his back above his head picks it up and bonks the cop and harold escapes

he comes across this guy with wife and mother in law and  wife sez to carry moms cr-p and harold sez behind them near gguy for her to carry her own and calls her an old bag like in that ep of season 2 of Sailor Moon with Mina and those brats

mom bo0nks guy and harold gives him a card as hes ko'ed

harold gets 2 bxes of soap flaves and dumps em on the road as a street cleaner on horses goes by and makes it slippery and he hands out cards by cripplijng people and getting em to the drs to fix em like many modern dr's do

a cop comes after him and he escapes in the slippery street and back at the choropracters place all these patients came in and harold sees the boss hugging the chcik hes got a thing for ajd 1 ez " i'll marry you whenever you say the word"

lloyd see this as she loves the boss and walks off in shame and wait, its not the boss but her brother who was Ordainec yesterday and will perfprm the Ceremony to bond them together in Holy Marriage as Proper Man and Wife

lloyd goes to his office and reads the paper saying 2 rejected suyors suicided and got the idea from the media to end it

he takes poison from the medcine cabinet and puts it in a glass  then sees his gf 's picture with a halo looking thing over uit and wrtes a suicide note and almost chuggs the brew but fixes the speling in his note

he chex da dictionary and fies it again as he wants to be remembered as a goo speller when sucking lincons d0ng in h-ll  but attempts to drink the poison

he adds sugarbut his coat has a loose button and it came ff and he dont chugg it and takes a letter spike for putting paper on and is gonna seppuku

he prix his finger on it anddont wana shank so he ries a lamp chprd in his mouth but its not enough

then e ries to jump out the window but stops at the lst second nd es back as heights are svary

he pulls out a gun from the file cabinet and rigs a string thing to the door to cap him when t opens, not caring who finds him and sees him bown open on the wall

he calls the janitor andblondfolds himself andawaits his end but this girder outside on a pulley  moves and his lightbulb on his shelf falls off an breaks and e thin ks he got capped

the girder goes in his open window and under his chair and lidts him out of the building where he hears a cick p;aying the harp

he takes off his blindfold and sees an angel statue and then hars a band below himplaying dance musicand he looks dowhn to see the road and freaks out

he's carried on the craine and climmbs to a nearby buildingbeing made and crawls around but the girder on the other side is moved and he nearly falls

btw i think this was after he got his finger and thumb blown off andis doing this with 7 fingrs and 1 thumb in gloves withfake parts

he truys going across the framework ansnearly falls and climbs a ladder but the workers aove pull the ladder up and hes going nowhere at a good speed

he gets off the ladder ad on the girder and crawls around until he sits on a red hot screw and jumps and clings ti a hanging girder but gets off

a girder swings over him and he unknowingly dodges it but when he seews it he goes down and hangs from where he stood

he falls and clutches a girder and hangs in the air and ventually falls on an elevator and it gows to the ground

he crawls on a girder on the floor and hugs this cops leg before noticing he's not in the air and the cp gets him

his woman cmes by and sez this is her brother whos gnna marry em and brother farher settles things with da cop

harold and chick sit on a girder and smooch and it moves up and thry jump down and run off

the end

that was nice

good stunts and nice gags

a bit of heart with the guy helping his woman and showing what happens when we're betrayed(even it fake)

nowadays they'd never do this as they/them dont think suicde jokes are funny, bt its actually more pro life as he don't wanna do the things that end him and when seeing danger, wants to live

its like 29 mins with good atyle and nothing awful of it

it holds up well and has like three plots, him helping his woman, him trying to end it, and him tryin g to survive the building

I've seen better but this one is a solid quick film

For Never Weaken 2 I want her to be really pregnant and he has to get her this food she's craving but keeps running into crazy 20s things like a Klan Rally orunion attack and has to nnja his way outta em. Also its a 16 bit rotoscopede game like Flashback on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you gotta get through these puzzle platform things and beat guys out and get to the store to get the right food, then get back.