He Who Gets Slapped Review

 Note: I spell el slappo

He Who Gets Slapped

This is my review on He Who Gets Slapped from the distant future year (to Jefferson Davis) of 1924(90 years befire Robotech season 01)

Its directal by Victor Seastrom who did The Outlaw and His Wife\The Phantom Carriage\The Scarlet Letter\The Wind and they were quite good

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Norma Shearer from Way Down East\The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg\the 30d romeo and Juliet\Marie Antoinette, John Gilbert from The Coward/Monte Cristo/The Big Parade/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/Bardelys the Magnificent/Flesh and the Devil\The Cossacks\Show People\Queen Christina, Tully Marshall from Intolerance/the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Torrent/the 20s The Cat and the Canary/The Hatchet Man/Arsene Lupin/Scarface/Red Dust/A Tale of Two Cities/Sergeant York, Marc McDermott from The Sea Hawk/Flesh and the Devil, Ford Sterling fronm Alice in Wonderland, Harvey Clark from Alice in Wonderland, Clyde Cook from 30s Kidnapped/The Little Princess/Sergeant York, Brandon Hurst from Dr. the 20s Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 20s The Thief of Bag dad/the 20s The King of Kings/The Man Who Laughs/Murders in the Rue Morgue/Scarface/White Zombie/the 30s Tale of Two Cities/Mary of Scotland/The Charge of the Light Brigade/the 40s Kidnapped/the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/The Ghost of Frankenstein/the 40s Jane Eyre/My Favorite Brunette, George Davis from Sherlock Jr./the 20s The Phantom of the Opera/The Circus, Edward Arnold fron Duck Soup/Crime and Punishment/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Carrie Daumery from Duck Soup/Queen Christina, and a bucnha guys i never saw in anythign else and some who aint on back door candy a55 beta male, frooty booty aids bag sodom bottom ne cro pedo steers in rears hippie commie stoner peta vegan cripple nipples monkey junkie soviet wikipedia

its based on a play by Leonid Andreyev from the ussr but he was part polish, although that wasm't good for Susan Wojcicki and the right honorable john waybe gacy who were both evil half Poles

I saw this b4 and Lon Chaney is always good as is Seastrom

So after logo and credits and title its said he who laughts last laughs best and we see a clown spinning a wphere that turns to a guy spinning a globe

lon chaney i a scientist working on finding the origons of makind and is opemnly french

spoiler; Adam and Eve! There! Solve it! Now get onto making a hover cycle!

he struggled with being a poor and this baron took him in and frenchies womn too as the baron likes the sciences like many rich deviants

french canahy comes in and proved al his theorus and tells his woman anf baron

what theorues? does it say what if anythingje eas trying to prove?

wife sez baron will ready everything for the aademy and later as frenchie sleeps his woman gays out wih the baron

a hand mves some papers and wen the frenchie goes to the academy to present his cr-pthe people applaude but the baron took credit for them

frenchie sez baron will tell the truth  but baron sez frenchie is his stdent ad insane so frenchie gets his irish up and the baron b--ch slaps his candy a55

eeryone aughs at him and this breaks him like Z Broly putting up with gokus cr-ppy voice crying and when fenchie tells his woman he woud have ied baron but the people laughed a him like a clown,  the baron came in and his woman sez she love baron over him cuz fenchie has a cr-ppy face and is a nerd

i think this is how the joker started

so when he goes to her she jerks her arm and smacks his mbkey face and he gets triggered as the french are lower evolved and she calls him a clown

he fumes and spazzes ut and raises his hand and beats her down, then ulls a knoe and stabs the baron, then ulls ut a gn and puts it in hi moyth

jk hes french and takes it lke the beta male he/they is

then he seems to go nuts and laughs and throws paper into a globe and knocks it off which i guess proves flat earth

so then he devolved into a clown and we see him i think with a spinning sphere adit turns to a globe and we see edited in clowns commin in and then its a circus with a ring of clowns and 1 in it flipping like a power ranger

now es a clown with the name HE who gets slapped and likes being slapped around as i guess being a frenchie hes into SM

1 clown sez nothing makes peole laugh like seeing guys slsapped as this is like beavis and bitthead or go nagai

the a55 clowns put on make up which is approriation of albinoes and a hate crime or abelist or w/e cr-p they/them ake up to try to make rpeople feel for their causes

theses a trapeeze guy whos handsome and nice and helps a kid/midget clown

trapeeze guy seez a chick come by and its frencjies ex woman andbaron wait, its not her its some latino chick whos italiano and her dad the count whos cr-pped out

she does the new act of bare back riding and not as in b0ning and trapeeze guy likes her

so this devolved cowln i though was ln was shown laughing with the spinning sphere and then we see italinao chick having a glass of wine, which ike smoking, we now know to be cancerous, and laughs at the idea of a clown who likes being slapped and sees a neon lights thing of a clownface and a hand hitting it

so later we get the circus show and trapeeze guy i think or maybe some other guy i dont know talks to italiano chick of how her dad wants her to marry a rich guy cuz her dad is a big shot kinda and the guy wh looks like mike matei sez he'd die w/o her

k never mind i checked wikipedia and it sez it is trapeeze guy and he wants to spend all day with her tmororow and frenchie seez and feels a thing of hope again

frenchie has italiano chick put his heart design on his costume and she sez he might leave em for a bigger curcus from being so famous and he sez he likes it here but she sez one day he'd want more than laughs and audience

later the lon frenchaney does his act and a swarm of clowns coems in playign horns and looking a bit like klansmen

lon comes n on stilts and they pull hu down on his a55 and the people laugh and he sees the clowns as the acdemy who f;'d him and laughs at him and he sez he'd rpove the earth is round but gets slapped and people laugh

then he sez the earth is flat and gets slapped oj is a55 and then sez the arth is hard an egts beat again

as he gets uop he sees the baron who jyuued him and laughs at him as lon keeps saying "there is " and the clowns beat him in the face and he steams with fury

then one by on the clowns take turns slapping him as baron laughs at the man he drove insane and the clowns hold him and carry him off

they bring him back and throw him in the arena tied up and 1 guy opens hs heart cover and pulls out a fake heart, digs a hole in the dirt floor and covers it up and stomps it as baron laughs

the clowns coem out for a funeral and lon frenchi is told to lie down as he's supposed to be dead and the clowns  fake cry and cover him with wreaths, then try to lift the stretcher but he rips through it and they walk off with an empty stretcher

baron leaves and is probably gonna 0ne lons woman and lon gets up with his hands tied behind him and walks offas workers get the wreathes

after the show the baron is into italiano chick and trapeeze guy wants her but dad sez no and lon frencho is steaming with anger and ready to sh-t his pants with french fury

itanloano does her horse a55 riding show and  lon goes in front of the clown i mean baron and f--ks with him but baron hates clowns as he was probably mo les tend by one as a kid

lon sez he hates barons and dances off and  f--ks with the italiano and trapeeze guy who ride around the ring and gets f'd

later dad is hanging with chicks and tells italiano chick daughter hesaid yet to a meeting with the baron for her and they go now

lon looks around the ring and digs up his befouled heart and cleans it off in good symbolism and stans alone in the empty ring

count dad prepares for a thing and gets on his best suit and sez baron thinks he can buy hsi daughter, a mancini like in the garbage pail kids i think, with jewels and he's gonna enlighten him

after dad leaves the trapeeze guy comes by and goes off with italiano to probably b0ne as they are el italaino and italianos like b0ning a lot

count and baron meet and trapeeze and italiano have a picnic and neither ar hungry nd they are in love and make out and he chases her around the woods as they can't show em b0ning in a 20s film and they make out on the ground with the bugs going around em

in the meeting dad sez countess mancini can only get jewels from her husband and  baron sez he wont marry a cucis rider but dad sez how hot his daughter is, which if he was a republican, then the news would think he wants to b0ne her

trapeeze guymakes a flower thing for his italiano gf's head and this devolved guy comes by and makes bird sounds

baron agrees to marry italiano and at the same time trapeeze man wants to marry her but she needs her dads consent but she only loves him

count italiano has baron loan him 1000 franks and we see a scene of a chick i think the frenchie wife in a room with a check for 1000 franks

oh he's ditching her, like springer says; if he's gonna cheet on his bf to date u, he'd cheet on u when he finds someone better.

see also back door bimbo kim kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months then dumping him for a bigger blacker guy

later italiano comforts lon chanfrench who looks bummed and he reads her palm and sez she'd doomed and her dad wants to marry her to baron and oly HE (the lon) can save her with his love as hes gay for her and she opened his heart its gonna be all right

she laughs and lightly slaps his face and sez she thought he was srs  for a bit nd he covers his pain sayign hes never srs and is only HE who gets slapped and sez srs things to make others laugh

count and baron come in and reveal braon blackasuar is gonna marry her after the show and lon wtches him kiss her hand with a sad face

dad count goes off and sez baron will buy cham pagan for all and lon frenchie sez the show bmust go on 1st

chichk itlainess performes and lon comes in and a55clownishly boots the guys out of the barons area and f==ks with the baron and count and tells off count for selling his daughter to dat monkey

count shoves lon in the room with the lion cage andthe lion gets his africn up and spazzes out

lon gets a psycho grin in clown make up and turns the lion cage to the door and opens the thing

lon comes n another door and locks them in the room and goes to the other door wih a sick smile like the f--kin joker

he confronts count mantopus andbreaks the champagan bottle and puts it in glasses and drinks to the one who laughs last but barn butt hole wont drink with a fool

lon dares hi to recognize hi and he sees through his maken up and sees its a devolved lon chaney from b4 and freaks out

ln sez "u think i;'d let U of all men marry her?" and when count comes attacks lon they fight and i think lon is stabed by a cane and somehow mortally wounded

he takes out the fake heart and looks bummed and wait, the cane had a sword in it

they get the key and he puts the sowrnmd away and go to the door and after getting a drink of booze goes to the door but lon sez "remember, da on who laughs last" and they open the door and the lion coems out

hahaha now ur f==ked booty boys!

count manicure hfes behidn a table and the lion jumps and mauls his a55 dead and italiano daughter senses something dring her show

baron blacula bangs on the door for help but the crowd cheering covers it and eventually the lion gets him offscreen

so lon got his revenfe and the lion is coming for him as often happens when you get revenge and asks the lion to gve him 1 last slap

a lion tamer comes in andatches the lion back to his place and after looking at his work goes on to do one last show instead of doing medical attention as i guess he dont wanna live anymore

also in the play he iced the wife and baon with poison and suicided

lon le chan goes on and does a new show and gets beat aorund and sez clowns make people laugh

hes bleeding from the wound over his patch heart which is a good metaphor and keels over and chick itlainain comforts hm and he sez their pain is over and now they wil be happy and  the clowns cry as they dont wanna get a dr

and then he died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and his blood soaked hand holds his fake heart as he held onto his broken heart the rest of his life

then later we see the chick itlaiano and trapeeze guy on a horse saying "to think, we always laughted at hm" and them we see the spining globe and clowns around it and they throw it off the egde

the end

that was good

kinda surpirized the italiano and trapeeze guy got a happy ending as seastrom often kills everyone

good lon chaney performance with his visable expressive emotions

and his make up is well done as usual

the other actors did well and its got good rmance and heart

lon was kinda nuts in here after being broken but he broke back the guy who brke him

kind of a damaged knight saving a princess

its a well done film with a good number of metaphors in camera and good themes

Oh and its silent in good b/w and proper fullscreen

For He Who Gets Slapped 2 I want the cops to be investigating the circus about the laion mauling and its cutting into the circus business. the wife of lon an baron coms by and identifies the body and after finding out lon is the clown who sicked the lion on the baron and count, tries to sue the curcus, and much of it is a courtroom drame, but when she reveals that she was lons woman and left him after her butt buddy took his theory, the jury finds her responsible fr starting the whole thing and she has to pay, not wanting to dreal with it, she goes to her room and eats her gun and wakes up in dante's inferno in the bottom layer of ice for traitors and the baron is there being b0ned by abe lincon. also its a 128 bit mini game collection where you play party games based on crcus acts on dreamcats, gamecube, xbox and ps2 with up to 4 players and thing like animal taming and carnicval cr-p.