Apache Territory Review

 Note: I spell apche devolving

Apache Territory

This is my review on Apache Territory from the distant future year of 1958(40 years before the global civil war in Robotech)

Its direced by Ray Nazarro who did nothing I saw

It stars Rory Calhoun whos always standing and walking and was in River of No Return/Night of the Lepus/Young Fury, Barbara Bates (Who suicided) from Adventures of Don Juan, John Dehner from Tulsa/Plymouth Adventure/Apache/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Twilight Zone/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford Files/The Boys from Brazil, Carolyn Craig(Who also suicided) from Giant/Annie Oakley/House on Haunted Hill, Tom Pittman (Who didnt suicide but car accidented dad)frpm Black Patch, Leo Gordon from Hondo/Black Patch/the 60s The Raven/McLintock!/The Night of the Grizzly/The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/Big Top Pee-wee/Alienator/The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/The Rockford Files/Little House on the Prairie, Myron Healey from The Texas Rangers/The First Texan/The Shakiest Gun in the West, Francis DeSales from Psycho/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Frank DeKova from The Robe/King of the Khyber Rifles/The Ten Commandments/Teenage Cave Man/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Heavy Traffic/The Rifleman/Little House on the Prairie/The Incredible Hulk, and Regis Parton whos not on bavck door candy a55 beta ale soy boy sodom bottom aids bag frooty booty banana crammer gender offender aids brigades  uso suki okama suki ma suki jigoku suki wikipedia

I never saw this but its like 71 mins and 2 hours on Grit

Its based on the book i never read Last Stand at Papago Wells by Louis L'Amour who was openly french

after logos and credits and title in colored widescreen well, 1st logo then narration of a guy wandering the wasteland to Yuma, but not the Yugioh guy who gets Anna and her D Cups, she i mean he needs water and to avoid indians

he spots 1 with binnocolarsand a few more and they chase him as credits and title goes on

he escapes to a place of weird a55 treesand fids arrowed cowboys and this indian comes out like a nnja behind him but he caps himn

the indians come for him andhe rides off on a car chase with horses

he stands his ground in the rocks and takes out 2 with a rifle and the other 2 flee, so he chases em like in pac man after getting a power pellet

1's horse spazzes out seeing a snake andhe fights the main guyand is shanked by him and he goes on

he hears moaning and sees a woman w/o arms or lwgs  but really they were tied behind her and he cuts her free from apache bondage

her fam was iced by the apache and he brings her onto apache hills, like going to the sea of Japan in WW2

main guy scopes it outand sees a White Man and stays outta sight and sneaks around befor4ecoming out

the other guy was alearted by main guy firing shots when seeing apavche and his droogs got caught by apavhe and iced

the get along bt main guy dont trust orther guy and other guy is younger and thinks the chick is pretty

main guy has experience abd sez to fill canteens at night and young guy is friendly to chick and plays harmonica fr her

2 new guys come overand its a moustache guy and his fiancee going to Yuma

fiancee knows min guy and they dont getta long

moustache sez he aint seen apache and if hes nt in Yuma today he'd have to wait days for the next but msin guy sez he an get another ride in yuma but not another life

moustance wants to go as he lead a calvary in the wat but fiancee sez to wait til night to avoid the apache

main guy and fiancee talk of hw she wanyed him but he thought his life wasnt good for get but she didnt wanna see him again and hes sez after tonight she wont

later some army guys come and take cover in the area the guys are and were attacked by apace and lost 10 men

theres a renegade chief like john brown but different color snd they got thirty miles to bae but the horses are burned out

main guy sez to take cover here as its better than being in the open and 1 guy by uncle leo gordon from garbage pail kids and aloenator wants to go for it but is told not to

The Americans fight the induans in a distant gunfight andmain guy sez "u dont see em, u feel em" which i think means sense their ki

leader of the troops sez this is his 1st fight vs apache and min guy gives him a plan to tie down horsrs and ration food

1 guy got it and they put him in the dirt and he had a fam anduncle leo is malcintent as he has 2 boys and dont trust the leader srgeant as seargent leader minly had a dxsk job and leo was bustwed down to a lower rank like sean phillips in Robotech

chick is having viet nam flasgbacks and fiancee sez main guy isnt used t taking care of people

later its night and an indian comes in and chick screams but hes a different kind of rewd than apache and hates em(as theres different kindas of indian, like hor koreans hate Japan and steal their designs to make cr-ppy knock off cartoons)

he chooses to stay to help them fight apache but its revealed he iced a soldier but he sez it was self defence and the guy tried to steal his god he got in the hills

main guy trsts him and uncle leo dont and they blank out the slurrs he has for the reds

the next day theres a srtorm comming and apache dont wanna fight in it and main guy chooses to stay to help the people and indian friend stays to help main guy whos his friend

fancee wants to trust main guy and moustache dont wanna and main guy sez the gov will send scouts to find the calvary who went missing and they have hope

1 guy talks with young guy about his kidsand young guy talks of his future plans of having a family in soviet california and i guess thats the end of em!

uncle leo goes up for guard duty and he tres toget the family guy tojoin him in his malcontentery

after chick and young guy eat beans the apache attack and scatter the horsesbut get iced

sergeant gets it and uncle leo tries to starscream his way to leader butmain guy sez no and they fist fighrt

main guy proves himself to be the alpha male and beats his a55 in and sez the indians would have wiped em out if they had the men and in the base the Americans got Water but apache dont

so young guy talks of his future plands and wanting a wife and bucha kids which means plenty of b0ning and gets along with chick and almst gets the words out but queers out at the last min

leo beats up and steals gold from the indian friend but makes a run for it and gets capped on a hore

indian friend sez he didnt get his gold as he hid it and im guessing its in hisa55

main guy sez hes got nothing to lose/win and fiance is b--chy over him not kett her in but is glad hes strong enough to save em

they ran outta food and dont wanna eat the fallen for some reason so main guy goes out at night to get some

the lighting and music is good and he goes by the indians like a ninja with a bow and arrow and climbs a rock asindians gt near him

if he takes 1 hour he can bring it back and use the meat to feed the others

as he hides in a rick a non giant gila monster comes by and gradulally gos by and back to eat a few mins of screen time

its a lizard you monkey! What next? being creeped out by a Worm?!

so later comes down and  catches an indian wit a dad animal, fights him offscreen and wastes him with the indians own blade

later another comes and he takes the indan out too and returns as the sun cimes up a bit withwhat looks like asheep

hes got amage but sez"its just a flesh wound" like monty python and the family guy sez he thought the main guy desserted

moustache is b--chy over how they get to live longer as the indians will get em and later the water is dryng up sothey get csnteens and rtion it

wasnt there a storm comming?

family guy is getting worried about biting it and not seeing his kids and its like hiw galvatron was posessed by unicron in transformers energon after unicron fell

the chicks talk of the guys and young guy comes by and eats and sez chick can make the best stew and it leads to them wanting to go to soviet california together

fiancee sez main guy needs sleep and he could have left long agio but he sez he grww up w/o responsibilities and didnt wat any as a loner and she sez how she lovee him and he didt wanna get her involved or some cr-p

they grow closer and moustache sees and the indians use flame arrows to light the dead plants and  1 fire arrow gets an a5my guy in the chet

family guy flips out and runs out to fight em and gets capped and caught by apache who main guy sez will torture him til he snaps and eventually end him

spoiler; they did some prett evil things. execution with hot coals but 1 coal at a time, skinnings and roasting on a fre, slowly mutulating the map parts over several days

suddenlt the camps of ww2 don't seem o bad, 1 bullet to the head is much less evil than those apache atriocities

bth were not good but the apache were worse

at least when the Japanese were said to experiment on maruta it was for medical reseach, the apche were doing it for fun

IF there were Japanese experiments. I'm nt gonna take the commies word on it, sp after THEY enied all their real atrocities and praised mao zedong

so its night and theres a service for the fallen reading The Bible from memory and family guy is being b0ned dead and screams as the apche cheer to f with the Americans

chick wants to do something but main guy sez they gotta tolerate it or wind up like him

chik is having viet nam flashbacks of the red torturing her dad and main guy caps family guy to save himfrom being tortured more

the winds brin and a stoem picks up and the people empty the water and turn the canteens into greades

man guy sez the apache will dig in to avoid da storm and hes gonna blow em apart as he did it b4

later ain guy plans it out to attack from 4 aareas and light the canteens under their hats and i can see the beta males and commies whining of the "evil" Whites doing "ear crimes" on the "innocent" indians

See also the evil Poles fighting the innocent soviets

so the indian friend stays back to protec the chicks and mousache comes back to get his woman out ad ditches the rest and fiancee has enoigh of his cr-o and dumps him

moustache wants his horse and indian friend wont let him have to so when he pulls a gun the indan friend caps him

to be fair, it was his horse and he had the rghs to it

the Americans grebade the indians and wipe most of em out, which after what the indians did to the family guy kinda adds up[

1 guy got it and i dont know who and when the crew returns, fiancee sez aboyt what her ex did

indian friende gives young guy gold to buy his house in soviet califirnia and goes off on his way

young guy and chc go off to have a happy endingand chick thanks msin guy with a cheek kiss but not on the a55

as they ride off an arrow gets the guy and the chick sez NOOOOOO before the next arrow gets her

jk they get to live and fiancee sez the desert is quiet and peaceful now but can be dangerous and has secrets like him and goes off

he goes off afteher and da couple ride as a duo

The end

that was pretty good

good acting and style

nice msuic and filming

good action and slow burn with people in a pressure cooker and trying to find a way out b4 they bloow

kinda thought leo gordon would be the final boss but didnt' expect the moustache guy to go that way

good romance and feels and its wholesome and had good stunts

didnt expect the flaming aprrow to chest that guy

its only like an hour and a bit and tells a good story thatholds up

also the friendly indian who is the posotive guy is like in Birth of a Nation how the Southersn africanized women fought the yankees with her fellow southerners irregardless of race

good film and i;m glad i saw it

for Apache Territory II I want it to be about the young guy and his wife getting married and they gotta rscue a guy who was caught by renegades who wanna randsome him for his rich fams money and he can get a rewrd if he saves him. also its a 128 it aton game like castlevania legacy of darkness on sega deamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where you play as the young guy and its like shenmue but 180s and less quick time events. Also the renegades are daemon worshippers and wanna ritual sacrifice the hostage to gain daemon power and you got a 30 day time limit to find the clues of the final lair and getto it in time.