Fort Massacre Review

 Note: I spell massacrelcious

Fort Massacre

This is my review on Fort Massacre from the distant fiture year of 1958 (40 years before the global cilvil war in Ronotech)

its directed by Joseph M. Newman who fid the 50s The Outcasts of Poker Flat and eps of the 50s Twilight Zone

It stars Joel McCrea from Torrent\Dynamite\Bird of Paradise\The Most Dangerous Game\The First Texan/The Outriders, Forrest Tucker from Teh Yearling/Chisum, Harry Carey Jr from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins 01/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/Little House on the Prairie/Warpath/The Westerner, Susan Cabot who was beat dead by her midget son, from Tomahawk/Ride Clear of Diablo/The Wasp Woman, John Russell from Yellow Sky/The Gal Who Took the West/Frenchie/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider, Anthony Caruso from My Favorite Brunette/Blackbeard the Pirate/The Big Land/Joe Dakota/60s Star Trek, Robert Osterloh from  White Heat/the 50s The Day the Earth Stood Still/the 50s Invasion of the Body Snatchers/the 50s Warlock/Inherit the Wind/Rosemary's Baby, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/Cast a Long Shadow/The Rifleman/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Black Like Me/Bonnie and Clyde/Cahill U.S. Marshal/the 90s Maverick, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/the 20s Monte Cristo/th 20s The Viking/Duel in the Sun/the 40s The Three Musketeers/Samson and Delilah/Santa Fe/Red Mountain/the 50s Calamity Jane/Bad Day at Black Rock/the 50s The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota, Rayford Barnes from Hondo/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Death Hunt, Irving Bacon from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/San Francisco/The Texas Rangers/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Boy Slaves/Gone With the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/the 50s A Star Is Born, Claire Carleton from  Westward the Women, and some guys i ever saw or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, hippie vegan stoner peta, soviret, gener offender wiipedia.

I never saw tis but its 80 mins long and 2 hours on grit with adds to make it even

after title and credits in widescreen  to a gun wearing a hat we getarmy guys in a wasteland and joel sends em on as he writes a note then reads it that in 1879 the apache attacked c troop and they got many wounded

srgnt Vincent took command as hes the higherntrank survivor and they are 100 miles from fort craine like the scarecrow in batan

they are in new Mexico as 1 Mexico wasn't bad enough andsoon we'll have new England, and the guys complain of how things aint worth it

1 guy complains of regulatuons lmitng him and needing orders to do anything and 1 guy wants o rest but joel sez they can't as theres apace too far and they're looking for a column

2 guys went out and didn't come back and the wounded guy who wanted a break sez he couldn't go cuz he was wounded

at this water hole is a swarmof apache and 2 guys watch froma hidden area and they see o chix or kids and a fw guns

on the trail a guy bites it and they need to dig a 6 foot grave but the guys don't wanna and 1 sez 3 feet is enuff cuz hes half a man

the scouts return and tell em heres 50 apace at the water hole ad few guns and joel sez he wished the lt was around

as they need water he orders em to take em on and the men dont like it and wanna vote like the milirary is a democracy

after a bit of digging they dump him in w/o aby Bible words and go o and dth the horses towalk up stalth and leave a few men behind to give horses their canteens

if the tropp don't beat the reds they don't need water cuz they'll be in h=ll ad the red guy on the team played by an italiano wears face pains as its bad to kill so theydisgse themselves to trick God(spoiler: He knows all)

1 soldier sez the Italian is a heathen but is told the soldier is a Christian who uses a gun(but David and Jonathan and Samson iced enemies in battle)

a guy i think joel goes up and a red guard hears the guys going up and goes up untl joel maybe jumps him from above and they grapple like 6s star trek and strangles him

a guy sees a rattlesnake by hm ratling and gonna attack and guns it down and the redshear asnd a gunfight breaks out like robotech

both sides lose guys and a pack of reds run outta ammo and go up the hill tu curcle around from above but joel i think gets ou after telling a guy to stay there

the staying guy gets it butthe others  take em out and the lat one syteenrders but is capped anyway

After the reds are cleared out the Americans get water and the guys are disgruntled overthe fight and how they should have waited  for the main column

1 guy wated to run ad thinks hes a candya55 but they say we all get scared

joel checks the dead and fnds the j fk'd snake and asks a guy if he knows who did it and he sez hes new here and only follows orders

joel blames a guy pendelton for it and sez he used to e good but went bad like the Irishman prez when his drugs don't work on him anymore

when asked why he iced the surrenderin red he replies they hate us and it makes em not human as hate devolves em and in the camp a guy plas Dixie on a humming  instrument

1 guy sez the dead make him unwell but another se its not so bad and1 guy sez they iced 53 men but don't know if the column is as well

they could eat the fllen and devolve into wendigo like maruta under mao did

they hear something and most go but 1 stays witg a wounded and is tod not to quit the army

thishuge sasquatch comes in as big as 2 guys side by side oaning from wounds from an Indian attack

jk its really 2 guys and 1 is biting it and when confronted say they are B Compay who escaped as everyone above hit bit it nd he ordered it

after some bickering against joel thinking he's vengeance driven by the reds wasting his wife they go on and  later joel sez his wife got it 5 eatrs ago and his 2 kids that he misses as she was kind and caught flies and let em out w/o crushing em

the guy whos new sez he's got not much and is 30 and a recuit and sees/hears/sez not much and don; ake much opinion for things and didn;t wanna be a dr or lawyer and graduated coom ladley with fluent Greek and wanteded til he joined the forces and wants to find out what he is meant to be out there

joel sez it takes real guts to do what ur araid of instead of icing apache after  him and how his woman capped her kids to keep em from being tortured or b0ned dead by the apache(as they did some eveil things that make Genshis Khan say "waoh!!")

later its day and they go on lile Moses Crossing the Desert and we're haf way in, that felt like nothing

in the wastelands is a wagon with a couple trading with a red man who dont like the tropps for getting his ragon burned when th tropps protect em

the wif sez for te red to go b4 trouble happens and the tropps say he makes a lot of profit wirking with em and they come out up to them and say the wifw is the only apache speaking White woman in the area

the 2 sides dont like eachother and joel sez he's bringing the customer with em until they get to fort craine but the traders don't like this as the customer did nothing wrong

the customer spits on italiano red and they fight until the ucistomer shanks intalaio and runs, as most red's are iced by other reds, it happened hundrends of years ago and after the White Man came, it still happened

italiano isn't dead andthe guy who called him a red hethan sez he loved hm and offers a proper servive

customer is sai to be son of a b=ch i mean cheaf and theres a car chase on horses with him and joel and eventually the customer gets away

the crew thinks joel lead em here to fight mote reds an italiano red bitb it and went to lasagna h=ll

they go on and the brain f'd guy rambles for a bit an keels over and they tie him to his horse like El Cid and go off to get to a rock formation probably made by the giants the reds fought before Whites came

there' smoke coming from there and ruins of a buldng, probsbly from before noahs flood as reds here don't make things like buildings like the south americans and Aztecs andmayans = with their daemon lords

they come across some farm aminals and a geezer and chick who look like cavemen and they hide the horses and 1 guy wants to milk a donkey, or a55

a55 milk? not sure thats kosher

s later the guys are sleeping and joel or jiro or w/e, i was reading Go Naai's Shuten Doji Manga, took the new guys shift and new guy was out 10 ours in dream land like little nemo or Kirby

he thinks he's got court marshall coming for his acts and the other guys hate him and think its his orders not the gov and its cuz his wife was reaped and murdered by reds

also he put italino  to watch the customer as he knows apache trucks and iced the surrendering red as they cant be trusted, also he carrys waches of the fallen

wasp woman wants whiskey for her grandpa nd offers to be their woman for a bit cuz shes 17 and has free time and don't know where she's going

she think its scary to know where you're going as u know where you end and compares it to life

also here the grandpa owns the a55 but t da fort it might be questioned and he goes off

grandpa comes on in weird speed footage and guy who wanted to quit sz he will when he gets back as he feeds the head busted guy

grandpa sez 20-30  horsemen are coming and will be here i a 1 hours andthe others can't sense it and think it might be apache and wanna book it

jiro sez he'd gonna hide and theres no wind and the tracks would be clear and they'd be followed but the cavemen wanna leave cuz if the reds catch em here they'd be iced

jiro has em confined stay and later the reds come andfind salve used on the a55 to treat its wound and take wasp teen out

grandpa opens awall tone and gets the troops out and the reds turn wasp teen upside down an shake her to drop cr-p like a carton and find buckle

the reds thinkthe troops were here but wsp ten sez the items were jcked from the fort and he almost believes her

thenthe Aercan attack and i think the head wound guy goes out to fight fro in the rck wall and gets arrowed

wait he gets it later and more guys get awwwedand jiro is taking out reds like fentnel and aves the wasp teen

she hates him for it and wait i think its thenew guy angrandpa wez "why'd you ice em? they were gonna leave" andgrandpa is sent to tell the fot what happened

grandpa whines about his dead a55 that was almost healed of sores and when jiro is gonna cap im, new guy i think j fk's him and checks his body to find a phoro of his kids

he goes on and wrtes a rport and sez jiro was a good man but was ruined by hate and this is the only way i could end

the end

that was pretty good

not a happy movie but it tells a harder story that shows how hard it was back then

good acting but i hardly recognized joel  inhere as he looked so different

its somber and heavy like Sailor Moon Season III and shows the dangers of hate

but you kinda understand the guy after his fam got iced by the reds, like if a guys fam was klan lynched and he went around icing klansmen

but 2 wongs dont make a right and the violence sucks others into it like a black hole

its a well made film and kinda like star trek before it went all dark and gritty and has good music

i liked it and it goes by fast with no drag and good flow

For Fort Massacre 2 I want the apache to get desoarate and make a pact with their old enemies, the giants, who are summoned to the human realm by a ritual their kind passed down, and launch an attack on the Americans. But the priests bless weapons to make em more effective against the giants and its an epic battle. Also its a 16 bit SRPG like Shining Force or Fire Emblem on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with you play as the new guy from the 1st film who now lead a group to take on the apache and their daemon masters.