Song To Song Review

 Note: I spell singeriffic

Song To Song

this is my review on Song To Song from the distanmt future year of 2017(the time of the malcontent uprusins in Robotech and the ghetto in America)

its ditrected by Terrence Malick who did The Thin Red Line

it stars Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/Barbie, Michael Fassbender from 300/the 2011 Jane Eyre/X-Men: First Class/Prometheus/12 Years a Slave/X-Men: Days of Future Past/Assassin's Creed, Rooney Mara from 2010 A Nightmare on Elm Street/The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Kubo and the Two Strings/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, malcontent Natalie Portman from Mars Attacks!/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Zoolander/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Cold Mountain/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/V for Vendetta/Black Swan/The Simpsons, eco commie Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Val Kilmer from Top Gun/Thunderheart/butt f--king Batman Forever/the 1996 The Island of Dr. Moreau/The Ghost and the Darkness/Red Planet/Alexander/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/The Thaw, Holly Hunter from O Brother, Where Art Thou?/The Incredibles/Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/the tv miniseries Bonnie & Clyde, Linda Emond fropm Julie & Julia/The Sopranos/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order/The Good Wife/The Good Fight Iggy Pop fr0m The Crow: City of Angels/The Rugrats Movie/Snow Day/Tank Girl/Persepolis/Cry-Baby/American Dad! and a lot of people i never saw or ae musisicalns i dont know. But NOT Christian Bale, as his scenes wete cut

I never saw tis but my mom likes ryan so we're watching it

after title and creitds we get this creepy f'd music and fast editing of this chick talking of how b0ning got violen t and wasn't as good and a lot of slo mo and fading to black

then some dance music and guys dancing n slo mo in what looks ike th third workld and ryan comes by saying he helps people lifting their hearts, and this chick with dark hair goes around wantin any experience

then we see Fassbender the a55 b0ner on a mototcycle and a chick wearing well places plants on a table and hes at a party and i think has a jar of burned people dust he puts on chikcs faces

ryan is there and this is like a weird 0s art movie eith video and peple narrating it like a bad commercial for jeans

this brown haired chick is into ryan and he wants to know of her bf even if its a lie andten they are driving doen the road and screwing around in the car but not b0ning but horseplay

they ar on top of a holl in a wasteland and then at a concert an d later i think its her with Fassbender and wanting to tell someone about them

this is a weid mov and hard to ollow and is in high widescreen but has 00s color

a blondish chick talks with her dad of her bf whos a musician and dad want to meet him but she sez maybe someday and dad sez mom misses her

later brown haired chick is in an apartment with ryan anddrawing on the window and each other saying they could live from song to song and they are lovey

they play guitar and chick sez ryan shouldn't ttust him and otta be careful

ryan talks with fassebnder over having skill and maybe doing something, i dont know, this movie is weird

so fassbenders sez someone spends a life trying to be free and  chick sez she ants sometone to be free the way he was and b0nes him

she sez something about poison trying and something f ryan experimenting with portman and after more things of her going around and her wishes and fears, this is a weird stream of consciousness, shes in a plane and gors to some place wth ryan

they look at birds and buy 1 to free and talk of love with organ music and nt the male orgal making sounds by flopping it around or putting air in the skin and pooting it out

after walking around at night in some brck area  ryan sez he thought they;d alwas be togetere and Fassbender sez this chick worked for him at 17 or 16

latwr she sz she wishs sghe could have it last forever and i think fass hole sez he has a duy that makes him ugly and we see em in 0g in free fall in a plane

later this bleach blonde like Sailor Venus meets fass bender andthey go to a music placewuth devolved looking people f-=king around

holy f, iggy pop devolved! he looks like he's made of leather!

venus blonde sez to other blonde some cr-p i fotgot and then they screw around to music walking around a home and music plays

some chick sez someone wanted her to be free and we see brown hair and ryan in a parking lot and then in a neon ravewith lughs going on/off and neon fluorescent cr-l flasing

later they are in bed and clothed and listening to recording of themselves on a toy keyboard

ryan sez he loves her and she sez she cant say it i think ad lsrer at a concert ryan confronts fassington bea over tealing his songsor something and Fassbender sez they were brothers but put the copyrghts to ryans songs in fass bears name

rhyan pulls out a knivfe and ja,mms it in fassbenders face, then jerks it and his head opens up and blood erpus out

jk really banana bender offwers hi a record contract i tink and brown hair sez she loves pain and it feels like life like shes into SM like the Cenobites and admires what a hyporte se is

theres a family gathering and an sez to venus blone he wanted all the pain to be for something and she feels like shes siking

rans btother or w.e sez he waited to e free fron dad i think but noq asks if ryan prays for or foegives him but ryab donrt, while cutting between clips of yan playing piabo

so brown hair as asked to sign a record conteacrt and crys and makes out withryan in a lot cut thing

ryan talks with someone i ised as i was looking u cal klmer, of him seeing an ex gf and then he talks with es blonde i think of blonde being a chic

later hes with some big eye girl dragon and asked if he'd give it u and he plays a spng with her

theres too many chicks in here and its not well defined or nteoduced

later brwn hair goes off on a plane and talk if ey miss each oter

bowrn hair seems to b0ne fass bender and not bendr from futurama with his rob0ner and she dont wanna be with him anymore

later shes back with ryan andseems bummed and nt by gass bendersc rob0ner and thinks ryans suspect of her

ryan sez they ott have no secrets between em and se later puts a plastiv bag on her head and will prpbaly end it like with seven Colbert or littlekuriboh

she reveals they b0ned and ryan isn't pleased and wants to know how many tomes he b0ned her and she sz several but b4 said once and he catches her in it

they get hme anf b0ne with birds of wood hanging from the ceiling fan aboe em as symbolsm for some weird cr-op i dont get

we're like half way n, 1 hour to go

so shes got regert and we see ryan wuth a gun outside but then hes with her and sez they broke up and it made him colder being kind

i think yan s b0ning a blonde and we see her in black leather miniskirt and high heel boots like Mai in Yugioh stimping on a einelass

later this guy has a honeycomb thing and we get this Biblical thing of fass bender bending rodriguez saykng "u won't die, i'll be king" and theres a lot of black guys which made me tin k he turned em for a sec

we see crcus freaks with a hairless guy putting scissors in his piercings in his nose and its rkinda fd up

so fassington goes more darkness and i was looking up Iggy Pop and now a blonde shows brown hair wait i think its portman this thing of a snake shedding skin and its likeb in The Bible

then they start queerig out with eachother like its a go nagai manga or springer and start having a thing

later rya is with a blonde ad Fassbender is ith some teen and ai thin briwnghair and at a conery val kilmer cuts his mad max hair and brown hair worries of not being a artst

this feels like its meant to be a music video wirh al the weird editing and moving camera

the queer chicks ksep queering out andwr see a pool with a funnel of water gushing like a twister and  it makes me thig twisters ae actually something draining air to the underfground people

so chick sez she feels like she' bite it w/o him and ryan is with a blonde and more rbdom footage of eople posing and standing in places like a perfume add

cixk sez she fell low and needs o find her way out to life and how she revolted against goodness and thought she didn;t ee what made life sweet and wonders if shes a good person

this is like Adam and Eve After Eden but weird and not like the Don Bluth version in Dragons Lair II

then a concet of freaks in maaks abda chick in a pool and other weird a55 cr-p

later ryan is wirh blnde and sez he trys to not say thing he dont mean and later on he in bed with her but they wer clothes like The Room by Tommy Wiseau  with Mark having those weird love scenes with Lisa

this pink haired chick has a tattoo on her neck and ent fd wondering if sge; make it

so things seem ominous withsome chic k saying as a girl she loved everyone but fassender killed it and i think she jumped out a window wait shes reading or  writing a note

Fassbender and 2 girls 1 nude are in bed and 1 part hes filming something wirh naked chicks ands a big butt on 1

1 part is a cult or sometuing of people taling in unison with dogs andlater i thin 1 blonde walks y some lace butis in water an Fassbender takes her out and puts her on de grass

i tink she syicided and Michael is bowing in an apartmenrt and goes up as we hear chanting

later ryan is bunned and talking to a shriveled gu i think in a bed and i think its his dad

he remembers a guy on a farm talking about gorses eatring apples

later i think blonde ryan b0ned is dead and brownhair talks wth him o her and how he loved her

she wishes she could take back eery moent andf ryan comfort her on the couch bt when ryan goes theres a blonde girl paying

ronwhair sez she played with secks and the flame of life and ag geezer sez she weas her weddibg reing after hr biy it years sgp

so brow hair loves ryan and they grow closwe but he has to go back and staert over cu of his kid and sez ses the only one he loves

ryan works in the oil sector that the Ubermench prez supported but the braid dead irishmen tried to stop

they are on a hill with water and they are a couple again

the end

wtf did i just watch?!

it was long, weird, rambling, and was like a commercial

its not bd but i had to look up a wikuepieada aticle to understand what happened

its not clear and more interpretive

but i didn't hate it.

its entertaining and the 1st cut was like 8 butt f=king hours of this

its well acting and seems like they shot like 1000 different shots of a few seconds each and slapped it together

it feels 90s, and the music makes me thnk of The Crow, but despite being weird, it kinda entertains

its got goo messages and feels but is jyst all weird

glad i saw it

For Song To Song 2 I want it to be 20 years later and ryans daughter is getting into music and Fassbender is still there and tries to seduce her into his life of son. Ryan not wanting another innocent to fall to him, goes Rambo and useds a guitar with sonc shots like mini pellets of vibrations that rupture people into sprays of blood. Also Fassbender is the final opponend and uses demon drugs to boost hs power and devolve into a grotesue flesh monster and needs all its tendrils blown off before its core is open and can be hit enough to blow him apart into a blood mess. Also its a 16 bit action game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and gba like Lfe On Mars or Life On Earth where you go through the cyberpunk city and take out junkies and cannibals and figt to hget to Fassbender in his gem tower.