The King Of Fighters Review

 NoteL I spell more accutate than this movie got the series

The King of Fighters

This is my review on The King Of Fighters from 199 2010 (The year of Transformes season III in Japan and Robotech Season 01)

Its directal by Gordon Chan who did a buncha hong kong kung fu wang tang films

It stars Sean Faris from Pearl Harbor/Smallville/Boston Public/Pretty Little Liars,  animal supremacist Maggie Q from Rush Hour 2/Designated Survivor, Will Yun Lee from Total Recall remake/San Andreas/V.I.P./Law & Order/The Good Doctor(ew  think he was the beta male), Ray Park from Mortal Kombat Annihilation/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Tim Burtons Sleepy Hollow/X-Men 1/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever/Solo: A Star Wars Story, Monique Ganderton frpm Samurai Girl/White Chicks/I, Robot/Resident Evil: Apocalypse/Fantastic Four/X-Men: The Last Stand/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Postal/Devil's Diary/Watchmen/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus/2012/The Cabin in the Woods/Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Françoise Yip from Romeo Must Die/Alone in the Dark/Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem/The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story/RoboCop: Prime Directives, Hiro Kanagawa from The Day the Earth Stood Still reboot/Grave Halloween/2014 Godzilla/The Outer Limits/Sliders/Smallville/Blade: The Series/Blackstone/Kim's Convenience/Designated Survivor/The Good Doctor/Star Trek: Discovery/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat/InuYasha/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes/Black Lagoon, Mike Dopud from Rollerball remake/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever/X2/Walking Tall/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne//Spider-Man 3/300/Postal/Rise of the Planet of the Apes/Tasmanian Devils/X-Men: Days of Future Past/2014 Godzilla/Canada Russia '72/Smallville/Arctic Air/Spider-Man on N64/Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace, and a number of guys I ain't seen in anything or ain't on back door, candy a55 aids bag, frooty booty banana crammer, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer witn a sreer in its rear, gender offender, hippie vagan stoner pta tree kung fu based on plants wikiedia whichgives in to the memtally f'd' fantasies.

I only played the KOF Games on GB, GBA and the bootleg of 99 on Genesis from the ussr or w/e but did like the Fatal Fury and Art of Fighting games and did Capcom Vs SNK 2 EO on GameCube, but I don't know much of the series canon or haracters and usually play as Mai Shiranui

POeople hated this one and thought it s-cked, probably cuz Mai wasn't as hot and they changed a lot

I'll give it a cance but I never saw it b4

so it stars with a chick getting out of the shower in a towel and puts an ear thing i and then is in a blue light area

a voice sez she's mai and she sez he's rugal and they fight and wait, she said freezing hole and he fights with sticks and i think its mr big from art of fighting

the music is kinda 90s and theres cool camera stuff anf she does well bt takes a face hit, which is good to see they didnm't queer out of having chicks get punched like most things do

she wins and a flying cg thingis up and she sez its her win but he ges up for round 2 and they fight until he loses his stcks andfists but she rams his head in a table and i thin he's gonna be ok and needs rest cuz he's talking

mai grabs this sphere and goes back to the shower and takes the ear thing out and cus her finger on something and the blood drops on the amera for credits and title with cheap cg like a 90s movie or start of the 00s

also if it is mr big, he don't shave his head, have a moustache or shades, but does have a coat

so mar goes out an this Asian is tere and they are a couple and he's not Andy unless he got devolved/had race transition surgery

at the boston cultural museum private event they go in as he's iyoi yagami or w/e and gets in w/o invire

1 guy in a co car b--ches about being in the third wotld with better srvailence tech

iori introduces Chizuru to Mai and sez mai advanced as a fighter but is nervous of the artifacts being displayed but some guy insisted as he's in financial control of the tournament

the guys in the car watch the paty on cameras like the gov does and mai sez abou iori "the way they trat you, u'd think you were THE KING OF FIGHTERS"

I wanna take his face... OFF!!

Who am I? I'm Spider Man!

In this video B0ning, we shall see, Austin Powers IN Goldmember!!

iori sez hes a fighter cuz hes the last o his klan, like all these things its ALWAYS the last of his Klan.

ust watch there be like a half dozen others like in DBZ how Goku is one of the last Saiyans, but then we got Broly, Paragus, Tullas, Tarble, and the others

Makes me question if they REALLY got wiped out, or if it was exaggerated

iori promizses to tell mai why he retied early and dont tell her now cuz we got 80 more mins to fill

Chizuru meets mr Iwata like the guy in riki-oh or kana from hamtaro and i think he's the financial guy and they go to this theatre and iori takes mai to a batter place

there are III treasures of the klans that make the kng of fighters tournament possible and its the sowrd jewel and mirror like in sailor moon or imperial Japan that together open the gates set me free, i must be free, open the gate, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

iori and chizuru are from klans that control the items and theres energy that works together to open the dimensions

but they use ear things to use their energy to go to the kof dimension and mai sez it dont make sense but iori sez Chizuru's dad was a gensios who did it

theres he Kusanagi sword that is the only thing that can beat the orochi, which in here is a daemon spirit that was banished to that dimension 1800 years ago and promizes limited power to anyone wo frees him.

you mean like the yamata orochi, the 8 headed dragon thing that was slain by that pagan Japanese god after getting him drunk or w/e? like with Shutendoji and the monks?

but again, iroi dont tell mai what happens if the orochi is freed and sez u need all III items to unlock it, like the stones in Zelda ocarina of time to open the temple

outside a guy comes up to a guard and somehow splatters him on the window as we see a red goo blast on it and I guess he used a ki blast or something or went full riki-oh and punched him so hard he splattered

the car guys move andchizuru seems worried then a guy comes in andhas a red neck thing so all theseguards run to it as he goes to chizuru who greets him

he pulls a gun and blows guards out, thros chizuru down and pulls a machine gn to aste guys, chuzuru fighs him but he gets the Kusanagi blade and mai/irori ion in the fight

in the chaos chizuru got cut and the bag guy gets beat don but as the check chizru, he gets the items and runs with ori chasing him

iori gets to him and he wants iori to join him but iori dont consent so they fight and ior gets his a55 kicked with the items used to block and hit.

the bad guy is gonna blade iori's neck but guardscome and he spares iori and runs as the guards chase him but he gets to a room, cuts his hand with the blade and thanks chizuri for the lesson, and huffs his blood

the guards get in as he sace folds into another realm with 2 of the items and leaves the blade

as chizuru is taken off by dr's, she tells the mai the blade is fake and they gotta find the real one as its not a game in the dimension of fighters if 1 submits to the orochi and turns the tourney into a deathmatch

she sez to find Saisyu Kusanagi who has the real blade and the bad guy who's Rugal but looks nothing like him in the games, needs it to free the orochi and be unbeatable like in the games, but don't get Kiori and she has to go alone

this is like a less good version of Fatal Fury The Motion Picture with finding these items to unlock god powers and a bad guy wanting em, only the characters are less hot.

she goes to a hospital to see saisyu and gets a text message on her phone and ignores it to go see saisyu who's in an autism thing where he is in his own world and wont respond

despite being spazzed out for a decade he only has a bit of face hair and his head hair aint long but he dont respod

a guy looking like draon ball evolution Goku comes in and his son Kyo Kusanagi comes in but is White as the Japanese are White and she tells of chiszuru being hospitalized and the relics being stolen but he knows nothing of it

she goes and kyo tends to his devolved dad and helps him lay on a bed and kyo reads his veggie ad kung fu things and parables as we see him training in martial arts with his dad

1 thing he sez its the empty spaces in things like jars or rooms that makes thng useful, otherwise its a brick

the next dad may wakes up in her car like jerry Seinfeld in the cadalac and goes in the hospuatl and meets iori who didn't talk to chizuru and mai sez she was sent to find a missing relic

iori sez she's not meant for this and to go and mai sez saisyu has a son and they go see him and when iroi sez his name, saisyu awakens and trys to kill him

its like with broly and goku or something, but the thing is, people dump onz broly for hating kakarot for crying when he was born, even though that day he got shanked and hsi planet blw, but are ok with kaiba making a death park to kill yugi cuz he beat him in a card game once

e stops afterkyo talks to him but then dies or something, then some guy with chizuriu in hospital stuts down the tournament and warned the fighters, but rugal ovrrided it by taking control over it frm in the dimension and challenges everyone

after seeing some guys stretching 2 queer chicks like a go nagai manga lmost do what they consider b0ning but get a call to the fight and go even though the warning said no and this is now 2 of em on 1

they go in and like Digimon season 2, their clothes change when they go to the other world and they look like a p0rn0 version of a fighting game, like with Edward p=nishands

the chicks are called vice and mature like the opposite of virtue and family friendly and rugal is on roller blades with a hocey mask and stick and se he can change the ruiles

we get an announcer and it looks like a bad ep of are you afraid of the dark andhe beats on em but falls on his skates andtakes em off to wear a backwards bsseball cap like a 90s kid

both chicks attack andafter taking a few hits, he wails on em with after effects like a fire leg and i impacts and gets the blonde i a cr-ppy headlock and is gonna end her

the non blonde offers to do anything and rugal smooces the blondeand i think she dies and he gets the non blonde to work for her i mean him

she is vice and calls her droogs to fight rugal andlooks like a guy with that hair and is't wearing muh

the we see blonde with vice tied to a chair and rgal buts his mouth on hers as she screams and i hink he cured her or enslaved her

so terry bogard is in the sea i a and checks on chizuru and her indentured servant scott over scotts blog and scott dont wanna help him

also in the games terry is a roaming street fighter practicing his art of fighting against various time killers in fights like a samurai shodown of fatal fury and primal rage, not a gov agent

so terry gets on his blog in his computwr and was the guy tracking her in the car and stopped rugal from taking the blade but the blade was fake

he knows of their tournament and dont know where it is and dont believe in their dimension tourney but scott sez string theory sez its possible to have 10 o 11 dimensins in the same area, which is true as there's the planck scale and folded spae, some say daemons and aliens are from there and not other planets, same with sasquatch

hizuru tells rugal is in the tourney dimension to ice the fighters to beoe the king of fighters with the orichi cr-p but terry dont buy it and chizuru sez mai is his undercover agent who is in sviet seattle and hizuru knows of it and tosee her as she'dback it up

in some snoey place, irori and mai walk ad s he tells her to move on and kyo can't be the Kusanagi guy as he's a halfbreed and Japan is f==kin racist, but then again, most plaes are, like korea and india and Africa

i find it ironi that all these k pop beta male fans hate on America for black guys stopped by cops when korea treats half Koreans, esp the black ones, like sh-t

its like that brain damaged bozer saying "cassious clay" is my slave name, call me a mus lim name" when the cassious clay he was anmed after was against slave owners rights, and the mus lims he chose to name himself after were big supporters of slave ornwers rights, like saying "don't all me ronny reagsn, dats my commie name, call me joey stalin!"

mai asks of the orochi and he sez she wont understand but its prue evil, but she bugs him and he sez it gives u power but is additive and consumes oyu, like drugs or p0rn0

kyo asks what iori did to his dad as he was veggied for a decade but came to life at him

iori sez the kusanagi and yagami are destined to be enemies,wait, waht agopbut light yagami from death note and motokto kusanagi from ghosts in the shell? 11's a cop 1's a crook.

kyo leaves and iori sez kyo cant gelp em but mai goes with kyo on his mototcucle lik devilman in the 70s and tells him of the r-lp this movie is doing

they go to a bike iing place and talk to a mehani who kyo thinks f'd up a bike that used to work and kyo fixes it as mai looks around and hees kyo has a gaijin  other like ryo asuka in a photo so he's a whigte dude

then again my dads slovenain and moms polish and I look pretty milky white and blonde with my dad being ethnic with dark hair/skin/wyes

he tells her his dad got f'd by a touenemnt and when he wants to know what else she nows of them, she walks off and he reahes for her but she beats him up with kung fu on inctinct but ez sorry

hs arms dislocated and she pops it bak in and they fall on the floor but dont b0ne cuz this isn't the internet and then both are in tank tops and his arm works

she sez she needs the sword andkyo dont think his klan histoey is real and they talk of iroi being his future ruval

kyo sez ioris ancestor tried to releae the orochi to be the king of fighters but it made him violent like using chronic and the Klans united and iced him to send the orochi to its world

mai sez its happening again and if rugalwins they cant stop it so kyo wantsto find rugal for breaking his das brain

they return to iori and want his help butioei dont wanna help and terry comes in and sez rugals killing in the tournamemt and its not lie mortal kombat or etetnal champions or bloodstorm or primal rage or time killers where you do that.

terry shows em video of bodies from da turny and rugals involved andneeds their help but mai sez they need the sword and ior busts  kys a55 for being a isgrace to his klan so kyo has enugh and ants to fight rugal in the dmensiuon

terry sez its not realistic and kyo agrees and mai sez she did go there and terr wants her off the case which makes others know shes an agent and lied to em

in the games, mai is a ninja in a smpy outft and gf to Andy Bogard who's Terry's brother and a big beefy manly dude voiced by the guy wo was Bart in Hokuto No Ken 2 and Kenichi in Violence Jack Oav 1

ioi is gonna go but mai sez its too gdangerous and he dont give a sh-t and dumps on her for beign an agent and use the ear thing to go to the dimension and sees people in masks in a room

rugal tries to get him to join but he dont wanna and rugal uses fire glitter from his hands and the hicks attack him 2 on 1 which isn't kosher, you gotta take turns in k o f

the fight is actually pretty cool and has flashes of ki or light or w/e and rugal smokes a cigar like Arnold Schwarzenegger when hes not the spuminator 2 j-ZZ man gay where he fights john bonner played by Edward footlong

irori is doing cr-ppy but goes inuyasha daemon andblows em off with a burst of ki and slaps em around and beatsm on em, which  gotta say, they had the gius to have a dude beat up chicks instead of queering out uz "yOu cAnT HiT a GiLr" when hciks beat on guys non stop

this g gon-d comes by him as rugal tries to get him to give in but he jerks out the ear thing and returns to the ningen kai after grabbing a glowing floating sphere

he's all spazzed out and tells mai to stay away as his eyes are f'd and kyo has enough and books it but terry tells her off for her love triangle like robotech that might f up the world with demon ki or w/e

mai is bummed over him not liking her but terry asks who she means and she gets whiny and terry rides her a55 more and not like on the internet

they are in an abandoned fish canery and are on a budget and then we see i think rugal or maybe not with bad cg snakes by him and lolig spazzy

later iori meets kyo and talks of what its like to be a Kusanagi and how its kyos destiny to stop the orochi but kyo dont belive

iori gives him the ear thing and he goes to the dimension and sees rugal and his chicks and is easily beat around by rugal who lets him live to tell his friends to come face him and rugal gets this 90s cg sphere

kyo gets back and leaves as mai complains that iroi almost killed kyo but kyo is onflicted over what to do and how everyone is better than him like me using archfiends at yugioh when gayer decks that are more overpowered get more support and i still fight on for my kattobingu spirit for that is my nindo

oh kyos at his dads grave and talking to the stone and sez he'd be like water and go with the flow like bruce lee said before THEY did him

mai comes and kyo sez he dont know why dad went there as he was a peaceful dude and they talk on bu i dont care ust get to the fighting, tekken's movie did it and that was a year before this one

mai needs him cuz hes the last kuanagi and is the last of his klan but he thinks he's no up to the job like Dalton McGuinty in 90s Canada and mai sez neither knoes what kyo is bu they need hi to beat rugal

kyo gets this blad from a bx like in Shenmue 1 and terry used Chizuru's ist to steal the head things from the fighters by gov confiscation and mai b--ches at him for it

chizuru comes in a wheelchair and then walks and sz rugal is too strong and is gonna merge the worlds like the sonichu guy wants and scotty sez itd a multiverse and can use a portal to force fighters into his dimension an then i think mai gets sent in thete

kyo has the Kusanagi and idnt give em it as its his last connection with his dad and he didn't trust those c=ck suckers, probably cuz they are the gov and the bad guys, and now he's gonna go in

chizuru sez believn in himself and its too dangerous for iori to go in as he might fall off the wagon and give in the the orochi liek a p0rn0 addict j=rkin off to really devolved things like on the learning channel

mai wanders the halls until trry shows up and she elbows him cuz he snuck up on her and kuyo is there too

rugal comes in and chizuri sez to come to the real world but he sez here hes immortal but she se thi isn't life  but where they go to improve for the real worl;d but ruhal sez when this realm expands it will be da reel world and hed be king and invincible

chizuru sez they have the sword and kyo sez saisyu was his dad and kyo draws his blade but the queer chicks attack and rugal runs si kyo chases him

kyo fight rugal alone and mai is in what looks like a Detroit like slum and ugly homies are there and this is getting like he intermnet

chuzur clones herself to fnd the other items and kyo fighs rugal who ha a pole weaopon in a place like where his dad trained and rgal sez kyos dad tried to wack him but kyo sez it as the orochi that made him do it and his daddy loved him

rugal beats down kyo and gets a few weapons beforechoosing a baseball bat and fights before cutting to terry and mai fighting the queer chicks in detolirt

terry gets beat on and believes the dimension yhings andthey run from the pack of slum scum

rgal hits base balls of fire ki at kyobut kyo gets better wih his blade and rugal gets a bladeand is dressed like geese howard

rugal beats down kyo againad is gnna finosh him but iori comes inlooking like the crow and kicks him away

mai and terry fight hobos and sm lasbians and terry beat on 1 and its good to see the men and woman fighting as equals

iori fightw rugal and we getta voice aying round 1 andthe go at it aswe keep seeing terry and mai ighting the queers, ooh, terry gave her a boot to the head and main umped on her from above and stompe her through the floor, then the blonde came after her but mai doded and the queers took each other out

the queers are ok and running and mai and terry chase em to get to their place but terry gets lost but beats out a guy and takes his hat so hes got the red jkt and hat

iori and rugal go at it and ue fire attacks and cr-p but kyo defends iori and the queer chicks come in through the wall

rugal sez chizuru called a lan meeting btu iori was the new member while kyos dad was there and rugal came to take the power items as he harnessed the orochi power and foight kyos dad

all three foight him but feared the orochi power and got beat down  but saw the cg snake ball gt and i guess thats the avatar of the orochi and he grabbed it and tok the orochi powerto beat away rugal

he couldn't control it and pummeled rugal but swatted away chizuru and beat kyos dads dead on a thing til he was a vegetable in  berserk fury or fuhrer in Japan

in the dumenson iori goes mental and beats on kyo  for sme reasonbut mai stop himand kyo and her hold him

kyo takes the blade and sticks it in his neck, then twists it so it carves a hole in it and says "say hi to my father, in h-ll!" then jerks the blade and his head flies off in slo mo cg

jk rally iori gets up and strangles mai for lying to him but kyo slices his back to bleed the snake outta him and all this jet black ki barfs outta him

rgal claps his hands and they are in the crow or some rotting slum and mai, kyo and iori are there and rgal blasts a fire attack but mai blocks it and uses some kinda electric ki barrier as i guess she's a Naruto ninja now

chizuru comes in and has cones and sez this is his last chance but rugal dont give in and attacks the clones who wink out when hit

chizuru holds the mirror, iroi hold the jewels and kyo fire a lightening fore 4 beat outta the blade into em and lightening is around rugal, but he blasts away chizuru with a fire attack and sez hes too poweful and blasts a car with a fire attack at em

mai comes in andfights himand he uses fire kicks and eventually terry gets there and the lesbians are there so terry fights em and hobos like in thefatal futy 2 oav as mai goes off

iori and kyo fight rugal and he holds his own like ss4 full powr limit break broly taking on ss4 limit break full oower xeno vegeto and ss blue kaiohken x 20 vegeto, and xeno goku in ss4 full power limit break is equal to ultra instinct goku, who's only art of vegeto, so z broly is the strongest z warrior

terry gets beat out, which is not canon as the real terry bogard took on the god mars in the fatal fury movi which is like some saint seiya stuff, and iori thinks he cant beat him

chizuru wants mai to take her place to use the item and she ont know if she can but chizuru dissolves into ki or chg or w/e

mai uses the item with the 2 guys and they use blue lightning ki to trap ruagal and try to seal him as they dodge his attacks

he scteams and the black ki omes for him and he blows em back with the orochi power and comes for mai but kyo steps in and is beat down and has flash backs to his dad

terry is swarmed and beat on and we get ore flashbacks of kyo of this movie we saw mins ago and rugal fires a black of flame at him but he counters with his arm making a blacde of ki and slicing the fire away

the blade is glowing and he throws it as it catches fire and the black orochi ki books it as the blade slces through rgals head and his skin burns off and he blows apart

and no i didn't make that up for once, that happened and its not as brutal as i sounds

the hobos and queers fall over and terry is beat up and walks off and so does iori

later kyo puts a paper lantern at the sea for his dad cuz hes kinda Asian and terry mai and scott are there and wanna continue the toruneamernt with scott wanting to start today and fix up the ar pieces as they walk off leaving kyo

kyos dads ghost sez its time to face his destiny an this thing got him true friends and how water knows how to benefit all things w/o stiving for em by staying in low places, what about floods and dorwning?

then a lmng zoom to iori in a white suit like a lantation owner and credits to a really 00s song like an uwe boll movie as it isn't straight enough to have them jump kick at each other like dragonball evolution

the end

that actuallyu wasn so bad

yeah its like a cr-ppy 90s thing and dont follow the canon

but its got some good fighys, when not talking endlessly about plot that not so great

its mae in 2010 and feels like it should be some direct to video thing from 1998 with steven segal or jean claude van damme or dolph Lundgren

i can see why peolpe hate it, but i dont, its really non canon but mpst movies change things for it

the ating is mostly ok but it seems like some actors didnt' care for it and didn't try hard

the music is good and the effects fit as its a low budget cr-ppy video game film

theres a lot to complain about but i dont think it ruins the film

if you enjoyed uwe bolls house of the dead or bloodrayne or alone in the dark, this should be better kinda maybe

imagine if they did voltage fighter gowcaizer but kept the costumes the same, it would look like a bad 90s p0rn0 with all the leather skimpy outfits and jiggling

glad i watched this, it gets better as it goes on kinda

and i'm surprized they kept in mr big whos from art of fighting.

Plus the violence was pretty good with people being beat and chopped.

rugals end was cool and there was a kind of 90s fun to it like something out of a game show or something like rugal and hockey or the quips

its better than they say when you think of it

For The King Of Fighters 2 I want Mai and Terry to be on another mission and Terry's alpha male brother Andy shows up and they need him, but he's training to be a ninja and had a falling out with Terry over wanting to be in the gov as Andy knows what THEY are into. Also Ash Crimson is a gov made hermaphrodite experiment who broke free and is interfering with the dimension and wants the orochi power to make everyone into hermaphrodites as it sees gender as outdated, and Andy's Nina skills are needed to beat it with a secret Ki attack he learned on hsi traveleds. Also Mai is in love with Andy for his manliness and in the final battle against Ash Crimson, she takes a hit for him and he uses a ki ability with Terry with his love for her to reformat her like beast machines and she's really thicc and in a pleather anime outfit that shows oof her M cups and 70 inch butt. Also its a 128 bit 2D beat em up on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where up to 4 players can team up and use any of the k o f guys and fight hermaphrodite slaves of ash crimson and bosses are several people fused into 1 body and are all devolved and malphormed.

UHF Review

 Notw: I spell weird

UHF

This is my review on UHF from the didsant future year of 1989(The year the berlin wall fellm cuz of REagan)

It directed  by Jay Levey whos not on candy a5 wipkiepdea

it stars the ubermench Weird Al Yankovic from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/The Naked Gun 2+1⁄2: The Smell of Fear/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/Spy Hard/Halloween II remake/Batman vs. Robin/The Weird Al Show/Eek! The Cat/The Brak Show/The Simpsons/Transformers Animated/Batman: The Brave and the Bold/WordGirl/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Robot Chicken/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?/Funny or Die, David Bowe from A Few Good Men/The Cable Guy/Cheaper by the Dozen/Highway to Heaven/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/The Weird Al Show/Rugrats/Cold Case/Boston Legal/Castle, the awful Fran Drescher from Saturday Night Fever/Cadillac Man/Jack/Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation/ALF/The Nanny/The Simpsons/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Glenn Martin, DDS, Michael Richards from Problem Child 0 1/Coneheads/So I Married an Axe Murderer/Airheads/Seinfeld/Dinosaurs, Kevin McCarthy from Invasion of the Body Snatchers 50s ver/60s The Twilight Zone/The Rifleman/Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake 70s/The Howling/The Golden Girls/Addams Family Reunion, the bad55 and amazing Victoria Jackson from Sesame Street/The Weird Al Show/Touched by an Angel/ Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Stanley Brock from Black Like Me/Hard to Kill/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Welcome Back, Kotter/Happy Days/The A-Team/Highway to Heaven/Charles in Charge/Quantum Leap, Sue Ane Langdon from The Andy Griffith Show/Happy Days, Anthony Geary from Gold Diggers of 1933/30s Alice in Wonderland/Bride of Frankenstein/A Midsummer Night's Dream/Nothing Sacred/70s The Lord of the Rings/Masters of the Universe/he Rescuers Down Under/Get Smart/The Waltons/Charlie's Angels/Little House on the Prairie/The Golden Girls/DuckTales/Frasier/The New Batman Adventures, The fun Gedde Watanabe from Sixteen Candles/Gung Ho/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Mulan/Armageddon/Mulan II/Parental Guidance/Sesame Street/Duckman/Mad About You/Seinfeld/The Weird Al Show/The Simpsons/Rugrats/Home Improvement/Batman Beyond/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Jackie Chan Adventures/All Grown Up!/Family Guy/American Dad!/Pickle and Peanut/Call Me Kat, Vance Colvig from The Yogi Bear Show/Big Top Pee-wee, David Proval frpm Wizards/The Shawshank Redemption/The Brady Bunch Movie/Quantum Leap/Everybody Loves Raymond/The West Wing/The Sopranos/Judging Amy, John Paragon  from Eating Raoul/Airplane II: The Sequel/Pee-wee's Big Adventure/Honey, I Blew Up the Kid/Pee-wee's Playhouse/Cheers/Seinfeld, the occult Belinda Bauer frpm Flashdance/RoboCop 2, Dr. Demento from the simpsons/bobbys wor;d, Emo Philips from The Weird Al Show/off beat cinema, Patrick Thomas O'Brien from Home Improvement/The Brady Bunch Movie/Pleasantville/Stuart Little/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/21st century Saved by the Bell, The Kipper Kids from The Addams Family, and some guys i never saw in anything.

It came out in 89 but had hue competirion from other movies like Batman and Indiana Jones so

After title and creits we get Al going through this jgn le and to a temple nd whpping off a guys arm w/o blood cuz he's clean

he goes in and takes the Oscar but the temple falls but he gets out but a huge stone sphere chases him across several backgorunds liek the amazing bulk and crushes him

then its revevaled he;s really working at a buyrger place andimagining it and whines that non of his many jobs cared for his imagination

al mouthes off about his boss who throws him like 50 feet  so they drive off and al asks him to mash his head in but his co worker sez al owes him 5$

they go by a karate place and is friends with the Nipponjin who runs it and they go home and he has a winie wiener

he meets hisgf whos bummed  he got fired again and al eats mashed potatoes like in closed enounceters of the third kind

they go to a family thing and his uncle comes by after gambling and winning a lot and he won a tv station for channel 62 thats almost over and his wife gets weird al to run it

they go in and its a lab and this guy lives there and works there and seems like a scientist and zaps wrid al in an experiment

al brings in his homie and teh receptionist is the nanny and hates the job

al sees a lot of reruns whicyh pluto tv did and made movie off and wants new programs and live shows

the rival network head is going mental and lost a file and blames Kramer the janitor and fires him and Kramer  plays a pole

after firing Kramer and saying he otta be put to sleep he fidns the file was there thre whole time and goes out but wierd al comes in to return mail sent to him by mistake

the old sourpuss thinks al stole it and fires him but finding he dont work there is gonna call the cops and al books it

kramers mom is taken and he had it since he was 8 and has big brittish teeth and al feels for him and hired him

and weir al is George newman which is double Seinfeld

fan reports with a midget as the camera man but rival news guys brak his camera and say they dont belong

she tells on them to the surpuss prez and prez mocks her and i think emo Phillips plays a shop teacher who saws off his trumb

after a spatula add like onspongebob meets a robocop 80s add we we get a kids show with al asa host  the kids dont like and he beats a clown with a frying pan and feeds him dog treats by mistake

after more adds things kinda s-ck for him but he fals asleep watching bevery bhillbillys and dream of beign in dire straits money for nothing and singing of the Beverly hillbillies

that was pretty good and Kramer comes in talking about random cr-p and seems kinda autistic

so things look bad and the station will be broke in a few days and he missed his gf's b day and she dumps him

after cr-pply hosting ucle nutsy and dumping on things, he gives up and lets Kramer host

they go to a bar and are gonna start drinking and they see Kramer hosting the show and doign a great job and beign inspirational and talking of a mop he got and how you cant give up

al gives him a job as the new host and things inmprove and the show is b ooked for months with sponsors craling into each other for it

Al egts his apanese homie to host Wheel Of Fish, the science dud gets a science show andthis Mexican gets a nature show to talk about turtles who are not currently ninjas for now and ants he shakes and thros dogs out the window

al calls his gf and whines and she ignores him and the sourpuss  dont care to hear of  a non network station they are competing againt

Kramer has a good time on his show and after a kid finds a marble in oatmeal he gets to drink for the fie hose

after sending love messages we get conan the librarian who cjops a gut in half and its cool

al plans the schedual and finds they are number 1 in ratings and beat the networks with 3 shows in th top 5 and they are getting money

adter fun slly adds the sourpusswhines of losing to u62 and they have an idea

a musterious guy with a fake hand callsv in uncle and sez  none of his horses came in and he owes 75 000 $ by 2 days and then  sourpuss calls him

sourpuss comes in tosay hes gonna own the stufio after uncle comes over to sign it and wll take it down as u cant own 2 networks

al calls hia aunt who whines on uncle and gets al a chance to match the opper but they need a way to keep an eye on sourpuss

cientist does sometuing to track sourpuss and uncle meets sourpuss but sz he gave al 2 days to match it but knows he cant get it

after more ads and al in a springer style show with klansmen and axe killers in hockey masks

al then has a elethon to raise money by fdselling stock in he network for 10$ a thng and sourpuss watchs and has Kramer captured bt the kidnappers think hes annoying andlock him in a thing

the telethon is cr-pping out and goes to commercial with ghandiIIas a bada55 action hero

gf comes by and asks sourpuss to let al have the station to help the community and he dumps on em as scientist hears

kram,er sees him mom as a guy tells him he wants to ice him and shut his a55 burt Kramer goes hulk, brwaks outta bondage and fights the guys off like with X anmd Zer9o in Mega Man X 01

scientift is watching and al sees and runs to help and has him as Rambo in a muscle suit firin an arow at a guy firing at him and te guy blows apart into clay chunks

then saves kramerand escapes and al, Kramer and stllone are part italiano so they are good friends

rambal opens fire and blows places then a guy fires at him but he catches it in his mouth, chew it and spits macbhinegun fire athim and he blows apart in a fireball despie being non mechanical and chunks of light  fleh color

thenrids in a cpper  and blows places while making devolved stallone facs

al gets there and they are gonna ie him bu his Japanese homie and Karate Class save himand they go backto triumphant music and Kramer ivs a speech

sourpuss does a broadcast of the dangers of uhf like the media does for Treump and friends and scientid overrised the ignal with the video of him dumping on the town

gf comes back and sez shes proud of him and wants things to be good

theres 1 min to go and sourpuss comes in a big a55 car and sourpuss gives a speech

a hobo al was nice to buys 2000$ of shares and they got enough andal pays big louie like king louie but with a metal arm like dr claw

the fcc takes sourpuss's licence for being late and  the nanny dumps on him

scientist goes back to his home plane and midget trups the guy who tripped him b and he fall in b=mud or fecal matter diahrea

hobo reveals that the penny ourpuss have him wa rare and he sold it for a lot and bought the shares

aland gf get alon and they do a gone with the wind thing and smooch

then credits to good 80s weird al mudsic

the end

that was fun

it dras a bit with the down parts butthats on purpose to show how his career went

it gets better and has nice mostly clwan fun

for some reason amazon prme lists it as 16+ for violence and smoking and w/e but the violence is coic like the III stoges

its not mean and the closest to swearing they have is the H word talking of the place like in Church

its a minor p like most things Weird Al does

he's a wholesome guy, he don't smoke, drink, do drugs, swear or make weird p0rn0-

I'd say he's the only normal guy from California as most from there have weird scandals

its not like he's having an effair with his car like on the learning channel

mrs Yankovic: Alfred! you spend more time in tha garage than with me! What are you doo ing in there?

Al: Oh, ja know, just workin on da car(wink )

plus like me he's Slovenian or w/e

he's a nice guy and makes you feel happy. he had a few bad days but is a nice guy and was raised right

plus, he has never kissed the editor of the London times

he's weird like a Saturday am cartoon, fun and zany, not like the guys on springer or Degrassi or svu

plus he's a legit good actor. I'e seen him in srs roles like that batman animation and had no clue that was him.

he's smart and started school a year soon and skipped a grade so he graduated at 16

he just chooses to be fun and silly, kinda like me

we love you forever Alfred, you are the ubermench

For UHF 2 I want it to be the 90s and the alien returtns saying he's here cuz he needs help. His people need entertainment as there was a politicl issue and he needs something to keep the people from rebelling. So most of the movie is Al making parodies of space and 90s movies and his son with his gf now wife helps out and is played by a midget who isn't hiding its an old man and no one says anything of it. Also its a 16 it game with various levels based on skits from the game on Sega Genesis, Snes TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where each level is an extended thing on the movie or show it parodied. Also after the people are into the movies he broadcasted, the empire crushed the evil rebellion and no one cares as they wee watching tv.

The Iron Lady Review

 Note I spell Iron Clad Right

Thr Iron Ladu

this is my review o The Iron Lady from the distant future year of 2011 (The year of Transformers The Headmasters and Robotech Season 1)

is directed by el deviento Phyllida Lloyd who did mamma mia

it stars overrated femizani Meryl Streep from The Deer Hunter/Kramer vs. Kramer/Death Becomes Her/Marvin's Room/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Stuck on You/The Manchurian Candidate remake/Mamma Mia!/Julie & Julia/The Simpsons/King of the Hill/The Roosevelts, creation denier Jim Broadbent from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace/the 1995 Richard III/The Avengers from 98/Bridget Jones's Diary/Moulin Rouge!/angs of New York/ridget Jones: The Edge of Reason/ndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/Inkheart/arry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince/arry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/he Legend of Tarzan/Bridget Jones's Baby/Paddington/Teletubbies, Harry Lloyd from the 2010s Jane Eyre/The Theory of Everything, Iain Glen from Gorillas in the Mist/Resident Evil: Apocalypse/Kingdom of Heaven/Resident Evil: Extinction/Law & Order: UK, Olivia Colman from Murder on the 2010s Orient Express/Barbie/brittish The Office/Peep Show/Accused/Drunk History/Hyde Park On Hudson, Anthony Stewart Head from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance/Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Warehouse 13/Drunk History/Robot Chicken, Nicholas Farrell from Chariots of Fire/95 Othello/96 Hamlet/Pearl Harbor, Richard E. Grant from Hudson Hawk/p0rn0 a55 Bram Stoker's Dracula/butt f--kin Spice World/Corpse Bride/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker/A Christmas Carol 99, Martin Wimbush from Gangster No. 1/Garrow's Law, the sodomus hater of independence John Sessions from Gangs of New York, Roger Allam from V for Vendetta/the live action Speed Racer/Inkheart/A Royal Night Out, Michael Pennington from Star Wars Return of the Jedi/The Empire Strikes Back, Angus Wright from mary Shelley's Frankenstein/First Knight/Bridget Jones's Diary/Kingdom of Heaven/Rogue One/the cr-ppy live action Disney Pinocchio, Julian Wadham from Exorcist: The Beginning/Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist/War Horse/Hitler: The Rise of Evil, Nick Dunning from Hatfields & McCoys/Alexander, Pip Torrens rom The Remains of the Day/2005 Pride & Prejudice/War Horse/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Law & Order: UK, Nicholas Jones from candya55 Law & Order: UK, Matthew Marsh from Smilla's Sense of Snow/Red Dwarf/Law & Order: UK, Ronald Reagan from The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Santa Fe Trail/Bedtime for Bonzo, and a bunha britmoes on cr-p I never saw or aint on back door, aids bag, andy a55, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, queer as a deer woth a steer in its ear, booty boy, cripple nipple, stoner b0ner, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who thinks a man can turn woman but you can only "identify" as ex gay.

its a biopic on Margeret Thatcher who saved soviet enflandfrom the unions and helped Reagan and The Pope as a ruinity of Right  to beat the USSR, but the commies hate her now

i never saw this b4 but some liked it

after a title and cridyesa for a while lady gets milk anhas a meal with her husband, then title

a chick sees her and tells people to keep the doors locked and not let her out as this is soviet England where feeedom is illegal

i think her husband is in her head or a ghost and she has a chick come by and talk of upcoming appointments and she mentions rogers and Hammerstein

I say; rogers and... d0ngalious!!

so se sees her husband acting like Charlie chaplain or I say, Charlie chimpus, and we get a viet nam flash bak of her in the war andworking in a store with dad saying dont go with da crowd, go ur own way

she got to go to oxford and not Oxnard like in the battletoads pilot and in real life she signs her name margeret robetts like Oral Roberts and rops the page out of a book on her she signed

she wakes up and husband has a pink diaper or w/e on his head and later this blonde comes by and they watch tv on a fire and she gets a viet nam flash back on brighton getyng blown by the black panthers i mean mandella i mean i r a

she says how we must never give in to tear ur estts  in real life and says she needs mlk but when told she isn't to leave she sez "i'm not for the knackers yet" as i guess they chop up geezers in England like THEY accused the Kaiser of doing

after talking to her husnans ghost in the mirror like beyond elief fact or fiction she comes out and blonde tells her of  peoples names

she sez she prefers the company of men and has a flash back to a dinner party with these elites and how she was gonna be in a political party anthey looked down on her for being fro a grocer

she goes on in the past of helping people who need it and not babying people who don't need to as some people just cut back a bit when low

ut the unionites are rising and in the real realm the peole ask about places being blown and how she'd handle it and she goes on but nwhere near as bad as back door biden or banana crammer bill nye

a woman sez marret as a inspiration to her and other real women abd marg sez  it use to be about doing something now its about being something

blone helps her and its her daughter and she wants to see mark and she tells her eventually her hususband is dead, mark is in soviet south Africa and margs not prime minister anymore but she don't get it

in flash back margret loses the conservative bid but meets a guy who looks like the inbred kid of superman and clark kent who is gay for her

he asks her to marry him and she don' wanna be a girly girl home maker and he likes strong women cuz brit men are sissy and the feminine ones like the frenchies

but go nagai likes female boybuilders and bada55 chicks like cutey honery and ikunosuke abashiri and he's cool

in real lif she watches videos of i thnk her kids and sees a guy on the couh and flashbacks to her winning the electionaand driving off as her kids chase aftr

she goes to parliamrnt andis da only chick and has more b-lls than most of those britmoes

she tells off them for being on the union side as the teachers can't teach w/o heat (bUt gLoBaL wArMiNg iSwOrSe ThaN ThE HoLoCoSt!) and the unions have f'd England to a halt and dont do work until the gov gives in to their demands

theres trash flling the streets and it stinks, as opposed to now when England is overrun by gaijin who kinfe it up and b0ne kids dead

so latr the beta brits wnna compromise wih the wicked unionites and marg tells em off and remembers  in a flash back in a flash back of her da tells ho Napoleon and Adlf didn't beat em cuz they wee a natuon of shopkeepers and are not clones but individuals

sounds very un brittiah as England oppresse te native for gaijin now

then we see marg giving driving lessons to her daughter and se sez she wants to run for party leader and i think this is a memory as she isn't as gwezery as b4 and her huaband b--ches about it

in the present she talks to his ghost andhe sez he went to south Africa and she didn't notuce for a while

in a flash back she sez the Americans are not afraid of success and try for what can be not what was

her advisaors give tips to be more personable andnot as b--chy and shesez shes never fit in which is actually wat makes people do well, instead of being a candya55. look at Trump, he broke the mold.

they want her to be prime ministwr and she thinks there cant be a female leader in England, (what aboyt da queen?)

then a montage of her trainng to talk andtalking with the people and tells off the unions that say they protect workers bu ow keeps e from working, so they gotta put the great back in great Brittan

make England great agan, mega! she's mega man the female mega man

so her advisor got wacked by the irish as they wer the bad guys, look at ba rick, and biden and beta ale (teudeau), they were frechn irish and evil

margret goes in and beats the gay outta the commies as te 1st woman prime minister in 79 and says a prayer of brining good against the bad

in the present she gets a check out and sez she gets 4-5 hours sleep a night and she tells him off for being a beta male candy a55 who csares oe of feelings than ideas.

I can see the gender offenders spazzing out overher like tey/them do about Trump

in the near present her husband i think his ghost eggs her on abotremembering kupling poems but not te name of her servent who made her tea

she goe nus and turns on all the appliences to cover his voice s if she can't hear him she cant see him

the tv sezshe and Reagan bea the soviets who alled her the iron ady and saved soviet England from its post war devolution

her daughter comes in andturns off the cr-p and in bed later her hsbabds ghost is with her in a 1 man bed but with 2 people in it

is this like the sixth sense?

and when he wkes up hes gone but theres 2 pillow so im not sure whats up

in flasgback the commies dump on her for alleged falures but its all standard commie talk like "the rch get rucher" like its bad

the people buy the communism and she explains that prices are outta control and in a meeting with yes bmen she gets em to say how they feel and they say not to cut spending as the poors are snking and she sez they'll run outta money andcompares it to medicine and if u dont use it, the patuent won't get better

so the revlting people of England get their irish up like te frech andhave riots like America in the 20 10s/20s with malcntens using crooks being iced as an excuse to go wild

and theirishen are damaging England likegaijin

so shes writing a speechand the bulding gets blown by those irish monkeys who voted in to damage marriage and choose to slaughter the unborn

and not everything the brits did to en is justified

i think it wa adream though and in now she gets a phone all from her daughter

wait its her son and he cant come up from south Africa cuz hes being b0ed dead by 14 inch homis, i mean, its too expensive

she dances with her husbands ghosts and then is a flash back the quest for identity of the faulklands being invased by openly slummy Argentina and se wnts to take em back but the weather is changing  and theres not uchtime before winter

she was he one who cut the bdget and the ministes thought they'd not be invaded but she sends the forces to save em frm the gaijin

the americans ay they are far away and have not many people of the nation but she points out pearl harbor got algedlyf'd and America didn't bow to Japan for diplomacy

pretty sure the officiasl story don't add yp. America cut off teir oil, so to get their help they attacked em? not logical, and Japan is logical as a ulcan, and just as racist.

they attack cuz mags told em to and things escalate and ags goes hard a55 and like Anatole Leonard in Robotech, all out, and they win, with historical footage and a possible woman with nips out

she givesa ictory speech and sez "take pride in being brittish" like gay pride but not as gay

then things kick a55 and things go well and they get rch, beat the sovierts and fx things, but tey freed mandella who wentbon to ruin south Africa

mags wants a flat tax so we get equal treatment and all gives a hand, even though the poors whine the ruch pay the same, as thry dont want quality

she tells em off saying if you dont ot skin in the game, u dont cre and if u dont like it, go pay 85% of your income to the French gov, the gsyst of goves

reading a thing her beta males wrote fll of rerros she has enough at teir cr-ppiness and ends the meeting and they leave like p0rn0 commies after tumblerbanned nips and the went from twitter to blue sky after elon hekpe Trump win

s the brits go wild and savage and less evolved as a foreshadowing of the gaijin that would invade them and her men in her prty queer out

so theres a nw electon and people are tired of winning and her husband sez to drop out to avoid the shame of loss

tis btter to fight and die than run with the knowledge we did mothing

look how bac door biden queered out after his brain f'd out and he sent that gaijin to replace him, only fr Trump to kick the candy outta the a55es holes

but for some reason she csurrendered and sez she lrft England better tan when she got it

after b--ching about the iron lady beat by commies she thinks how they hate her now but will love her later and looks through he family papers and thinks how her kids grew up happier than her and her man was hapy

then she throws out her husbands soesand other cr-p but then sends her husbsnds ghost on to the next live and sez "u can't go w/o ur shoes" like my girl "he cant see w/o his glases" and then that she dont wanna be alone and 

then her daughter comes in and she cleans dishes and walks off and credits roll

the end

wtf, foley recording, lisa Simpson

but that was pretty good

despite the commies who made it, it shows Margret Thatcher as not evil like THEY think

but shows the bad guys side too, although not the i r a for some reason, odd as they made mandella getting out look good and he's like en

the acting fit and the music worked

much of it was her mind decroding and flash backs to her highlights and some flasg backs in flash backs

kinda like citizen kane or valentino

took a bit to realize the husband was in her mind or a ghost or w/e but it worked

se was pretty bada55 like Anatole leonard, hard and firm, despite being a chuck

too bad it didn't mention The Pope in her and Reagans toopling of the USSR

In comics theres a Strong guy, smart Guy and Girl, Like Reagan (Strong for nukes) Pope JP2 (Smart for Bible) and thatcher(woman ) beating the  ussr!

it could have been more clear a few times on whats real or not, but i guess thats the point as her bain was dust

unlike biden or bil nye she did a lot of good andimproved thigs

its not bad and seems like Millennium Actress, bt I didn't see it and only heard its of a geezer chic recalling her life, and that came ot a decade b4 this

glad I saw it, i new of Thatcher and this was a nice overview of her acievements and isses

She saved England and those losers don't like it, as THEY hate freedm and prefer being property of big gov and want it forced on us.

For The Iron Lady 2 I want the occupy movement to come to England and try to brng socialism to it, so Thatcher's huband's host merges with her into some kind of hermaphrodite warrior with iron flesh armor and smite the socialists. Also its a beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG1, Atari aguar and GBA where you play as her and plays like Alien Soldier or Mazin Saga with beat em up parts and fighting crazy daemons the cpmmies sacrifice their man parts to summon as bosses.

Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier Review

 Note: I spell wild

Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier

This is my revuiew ion Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier from the dutant future year to Jefferson Davis of 1955 (50 years before Transformers The Movoe)

Its directal by Norman Foster who did nothing I saw

It stars Fess Parker from Thunder Over the Plains/Old Yeller, Buddy Ebsen from The Wizard of Oz/Breakfast at Tiffany's/60-s The Twilight Zone/The Beverly Hillbillies/King of the Hill, William Bakewell from All Quiet on the Western Front/The Bat Whispers/Gone with the Wind/Beyond Tomorrow/The Fabulous Dorseys, Basil Ruysdael from The Violent Men/Blackboard Jungle, Pat Hogan from Arrowhead, Mike Mazurki from Rope of Sand/Samson and Delilah/50s Dark City/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Gilligan's Island/60s Batman/I Dream of Jeannie/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford Files, Hans Conried from The Great Dictator/50s Peter Pan/50s The Woody Woodpecker Show/Sleeping Beauty/The Bullwinkle Show/Gilligan's Island/the 70s Horton Hears a Who!/Dr. Seuss on the Loose/Halloween Is Grinch Night/Oh, G=d! Book II/The Trolls and the Christmas Express, Don Megowan from noting i saw, Helene Stanley from 50s Cinderella/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Sleeping Beauty/One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Kenneth Tobey from The Thing from Another World/Seven Ways from Sundown/Airplane!/The Howling/GremlinsBig Top Pee-wee/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, Nick Cravat from Airport, and a bucnha guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booth, nanana crammer, leaky butt, beta male, soy boy, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who didn't tell of Davy Crockett meeting a Sasquatch and thinks ki isn't real but global warming is.

I never saw this but its made of several eps of the serisz by Disney

after widescreen credits in good 0s color and a song of davey crockket  we hear that hes out hunting and is in enemy terf as they ae low on supplies and theysend out some guys to find him

the scouts find him fighting a bear ofcreen and he wastes it with a knife and brings it back to feed the people even though they can give you brain worms

he was trying to smile it dead and worked it on coons and got em to surrender to let him ice it like with Kenshiro and the tiger making it submit to him

so they send davy out to scout the enemy like a ailor scout and he tells the army guys to check their gunpowder and not make sounds

the commander wants to go on the teail anddavy advuises against it as thy are fighting Indians and they go off with davy on his way but davy sees Indians coming and davy hides

davy knows which Indian it is andleaves his horses to do ninja mvies and finds the Indian he knew having got the whole tribe to unite against the Ameircans

davy and friend ride to the major and use the owl call but only find a real owl and later finds the army isattacked by red men

davy and his homie save the men by running aorudn and faking being a lot of people and the reds leave thinking they were outnumbered

dave the slave owner goes to camp and tells the general and they eturn and take out a few red gaurds before general ses for volunteers to attack and the regulars wuill take em out

a chief with a buffaly hat sees omething and the volunteers outta univofomre attack and its a melee with smoke coviering the battlefield like Birth Of A Nation and davey gets his head beat in my a stone hammer of the buffalo head

the reds swarm and brush through the regulars and escape and davey survived with the reds having lost a lot of men

so the forces are gonna go after the chief redsticksand davy wants to leave as he was only signed on for 60 days and the military dont want him gone as it would ruin the troops morale

the army is gonna cannon hm but h walks by em and called their bluff and returns home as music and song plays like sleepy hollow and mr toad

davy returns and his homie smooches davy's wife as repayment for aving davey and she smooches him back when she hears

so davey is wih hisportuguesde loking wife and finds hes gonna go back to the military

they we egtta song and davey returns to tennesse or w/e and finds general Jackson is out and meets general Norton who made the anti virus who sez the reds hi in a swamp and none of his men who went out came back

davy ants to go out but general dont wanna rik him so davy goes anyway and wait is florida and they find some clues and scope out the area of a lake

davys homie gets knocked out with a stne axe to the head but the reds take him back to probably be skinned alive and lit on fire

davy beats a gator nd i dont mean j=rkin off his footlong and its clearly different footage of the gator and the davy

davy finds his homie about to gbe lit on fire but not skinned and takes out 1 but talks with em about having peace and if they keep fighting theyd be wiped out and redstick is a cr-ppy leader

redsticn don't believe him so davy challenged him to a bey battle i mean tomahawk match and they fight wich fevolves into mma and redstink stracngles him but eh gets out

retick has an axe and davy trys miling him down but it dont work and redsticnk swings and gets it stuck in a tree and davy overpowers him

davy sez to listen to reason and trust him but red man says gov lie(which is true) but davy dont and tells him of the Bile Thou Shalt Not Kill and wins over the tedcikyt

so dacvey goes back to his fam for the winter and after that, goes off to find land and the war is over i think of 1812

they travel a far way and see nature footage of bears thats clealy different and goes to register a claim

the guy they need for it has to judge a shooting match and this guy named big foot m=5Qn is the best and is kind of a sore a55

bigfoot fires and is equal to davey whos actually taller than him and round 2 is close for bigfoot but davey got 2 shots in 1 hole and won lie yugioh

davey goes to register his claim and the town guy is amazed he's Davy Corckett and sez that bigfoot is f ing with the red man and running em off the land the gov gave em, which is stealing and has a commandment against

the town head wants Davey to be magistrate and take on bigfoot and davey has to make his cabin before winter for his fam to live in

while making it he and his homie see something and loom and find its a bunch of reds whos land was stolen by some guy

davy takes on the job of magistrate and goes to big foot in the red house and tells bigfoot the reds are people too with rights, unlike soviet canada where they are segregated in a tier system as tiers are for queers

bigfoot challenges himto a fight and when losing uses sand in the face and kicks him when down but they fgt on with bigfoot tryin to mash his head with a stick

as dacey beats the gay oyutta bigfoot, the red man caps a guy trying to j fk him and they stop and davey takes bigfoot in

so the town improves as bigfoot is locked up and the people want him to run for congress and the baddz are gonna send bigfoot to run and only Davy Crocket can stop em

the peple dance and ceebrate as they dont got dat criminal b0ning em dead ith his long cirvidsimsed parts

davy geta word his woman bit it from fever and his kids are cared for by his suster inlaw and davey takes time to feel and we ge a song

davey goes up and gives a speech being honest like The Donald and not like a politician and the people like it

his foe is a politician and the people want an honest man and Davy wins and goes up to the hill and general Norton goes up to see him

Norton sez general Jackson wants to be prez and hes a bada55 and nees davys help

davy goes yo meet bada55 Jackson and has a book of stories of Dacy Cr9ckett thats not real and Davy is the most famous man in Tennessee and was made by his friend

Jackson wants crocket to run forcongress as he can trust him and not another politician and he'd work for the people like wuith Trump

Davey wins and goes to work dressed in his Wildman outfit and meets his homie who made the storiesand is glad to see him but now he has to live up to em

in congress hes introduced andmaks a speech thats fun and jokes of his exploits like chuck Norris and sez how he's gonna say whats worth saying and is loved

later he talks with Jackson of how politics is harder than fighting reds and half as fun and they need to get more land for America

later davy is calledto go on a tour to help 2nd term Jackson ad some want davy as president

in phildelphia where tom hanks got b0ned by an aids bag, he talks of his gun andhow he dont cap animals but night shoot the moon

his homie tells him Norton sent hm oput so they could do the Indian bill while hes out and he races back and slugs out Norton for betraying him

davy goes in andgives a speech and sez the country has to grow but not at the expence of their principals adnd the elites who are gonna make money off it and oppress the reds and break their word and is the cogress's fault this even was considered and he shouldn't ave missed o many meetings

later they hear Texas need help and meet a eurotrash guy who wants davey to help him get somewhere

they go off and find commanche andescape em and latwr get buffalo meat but i was looking up actors from Degrassi on their cr0-ppy gender offender wiki

oh theres a red man with em andhe speaks with davey with gestures

turns out he never got a scalp o caugt a beffao and ran into em but was in war partys andwill leade em

davy finds some mexicoes and hars santa anna took over Texas and the Texans are in the alamo

they left out him meeting a sasquatch who told him not to go. this is erasure o sasquatch culture and representation, hate crime

they get chased by some Mexicans i think and get to the alamo whered te Texasns fire on the mexicos to save him

they get in andmeet jim bowie who's got aids or something and thinks they are outmanned and this fort is the last chance to stop santa anna as Huston is gathering his forces

they need davy to boost the troops sprits and he sez he's half horse half alligator and a bit snapping turtle, which sounds like a TMNT action figure or Beast Wars Fuzor

so santa anna calls a truce and sent a messaenger and the note se surrender or get iced like the mus lims do at churches in the cr-ppy contrie

a battle bbreaks out andcannons bust the walls bt not the Texns Jin and4ays later no oe bi it yet as Davy believes God sides with America

eurotrash  plays a game of shells and pea and wins food but a red guide wins his food from him

davy' homie sez they are outta ammo and aid aint coming and davy knew since day 1 as bowe said not to tell anyone

homie goes to bwie to wait i'm not sure it is and offers to go for help

he goe and his name is russel lie in stickin around andthe people in the alao see at night

2 days later davy worrys of him but its 100 miles ut, so if he goes 100 mph he gets there in 1 hour

cannons bust the base but day harambe'd a few Mexicans at thecannon

russel homie returns and sez they ain getting help and he didn't wanna leave em

davey merts nowie who wishes they met sooner and bowe is moved outside to tell the people they aint getting help and are fighting 5000 men

a line is cut in the ground and stayers cross it and they all cross even the eurotrash who leaned the value of America like Tommy Wiseau

as they ait for the last day davy sings a sing and plays on n insrumet guitar and its nceand soothing and has feels

the mexicos attack wirh ladders butn are forced back and the next day the nexicos swarm at em and ue cannons ad ladders

if only the Amerians had Acid tomelt thoe monsters like in Sailor Moon

so the red duide got it and the mexicoes swatm in and take out eurotrash and russel butut he hits the cannon andblows out mexicoes

bowie firesat the mexicoes swarming in and bowie knifes em as they take him out

davy goes out fighting like a true Mongolian warrior and we get a song honoring his sacrifice and we see the ourney diary of davy crocett and sez for independence 1836

the end

that was great

positive despite being dark, like sailor moon

good music and action

wholesome but bada55

well acted and a nice homey 50s thing like ichebod and mr toad

i like the songs and theres good matte paintings and its pro America as a good place of honor and right

Much better than 21st century Disney hating on freedom and siding with degenerates

But what would the rea Davy Crokket think?

Davy: Waoh! Moving pictures?! What wuitchcraft is this?!

Nowadays They'd try to make him look like a bad guy for fighting the reds and mexicoes

although they wleft out his occult group and slave owning, but still he did cool things

its a good movie that makes you feel good

I'm glad I saw it

For Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier 2 I want it to be about his kids going on an adventure and meeting the sasquatch that warned him not to go to Texas and they have to fight a new sasquatch king in the hollow earth whos rising up and will take over the human realm if it wins. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as one or boh of Davy's kids and fight in a wirrd la blue girl inner world with various areas like a beach bu the inner sea or fungi forest or high tech city and gotta take on sasquatch and ancient horrors and dinosaurs to sly the evil king.

The Quiet American Review

 Note: i spell quietly good

The Qiet American

This is my revuiew on The Quiet American from the diatant future year of 2002(A year before Astro Boy)

Its directed by Phillip Noyce who did Clear and Present Danger/The Bone Collector/Rabbit-Proof Fence

It stars Michael Caine frop Zulu/The Eagle Has Landed/The Swarm/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Jaws: The Revenge/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/On Deadly Ground/Miss Congeniality/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Batman Begins/Children of Men/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar/Dunkirk/A Bridge Too Far, n Fraser from Encino Man\Airheads\George of the Jungle\Gods and Monsters\Blast from the Past\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\The Simpsons\King of the Hill/The Whale, Do Thi Hai Yen from nothing i saw, Rade Šerbedžija frim 97 The Saint/1998 Mighty Joe Young/Stigmata/Space Cowboys/EuroTrip/Batman Begins/2005 The Fog/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/X-Men: First Class/Taken 2, Tzi Ma from RoboCop 2/Rush Hour/Million Dollar Arm/The Cosby Show/Law & Order/JAG/American Dad!/The Beast/Star Wars Resistance, Robert Stanton, possible relation to Maxfield, fromA League of Their Own/Dennis the Menace/Mercury Rising/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods/ the games manhunt and bully, Holmes Osborne from Donnie DarkoCheaper By the Dozen 1 from the 00s/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and some guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana cramer, monkey junkie, gender offender, aids bag, cripple nipple, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia which thinks guy wanting to be girls is normal but guys with an amputation fetish isn't.

its based on a book by Graham Greene that i never read abd was previously filmed in the 50s

After logos and credits we see Asian faces in a montage over fire and then caine talks about nam and its 52 I think and it smells there, but theres a war or something

after title and monologue we hear there was a quiet American and he's dead and we se the body and its brendon fraiser who he knew

a Frenchie sez he wa a lot of trouble yto em as the frenchies ruled the viet nam in the 50s and lead to them going commie

Caine tells a viet nam girl brendon eas wacked by stabbing like how gain go after Ameri cans and brits and Japanese

then a frashack to him meeting fraiser whos with the papers and talks how caine used to be in the field about the viet nam fighting the French for independence, but theviet nam are commies so both sides are bad

fraiser sees a iet nam woman and later talks with caine of reedom but caine sezif the nams vte they bring in the evil ho chi min

they hear a grenade and latercaine goes back to his hotel anftalks with an Asian about a message to get the paper stories and caine decides togo look for a story in some part of nam

in a bedroom caine b0nes his vet nam woman and then goes to dinner with him and bendon andbrendon speaks French

1 guy wants to go to the house of 500 girls like the house of 1000 corpses but both are used for b0ning

caine and gf go to a place full of chicks and brendon has em crawling on him as he tries to get away as he dont wanna b0ne some aids bag and is like a foot taller than em

caine and chick save him and he dances with her and she sez her name means phoenix and tests his Vietnamese but he knows not it

chick shows her suster who is said to be the monst beautiful woman in Saigon like ms Yvonne in pee wees playhouse and after she goes they talk of her helping brendon

later brendon sez she was a dancer in this place and came from a good fam but her dad bit it and she needed work

bendon thinks she was a step above the h00kers but caine sez not

later caine smokes drugs and tells his woman he's got a letter from soviet London to return to his power confined and theyd cut off his money

she wats to go back to soviet London with him and wants caines wife to divorce him but caine sez she wont

so he goes north on a boat to try to get a story to stay in the third world woth his gf and hears how cr-ppy it is up there

then on a boat up the rivers a55 came brendon whofollowed em and hry come across a village of bodies after the commies got em

but commies dot kill towns people there and somethings up

brendon wants to do something that'll help the people and is given a gun in case the commies get em as i guess they are like apache

as enemy shells fire brendon sez he wanted to protect the chick and has love at 1st sight and save her from becoming a h00ker andcaine sez his wife would never divorce and he can't marry her

when caine wakes up later he finds a note saying brendon left for aigon or w/e and won't leave til caine returns

caine goes from the battle field andtheres a swarm of viet nams in defence mode and he wants to write a story on te village that got iced

there's some kinda parade and a general is coming by

caine sees brendon who has a dog thats gonna eind uo bbqd and calls it duke

brendon sez how the chick can't marry caine and when with him cant marry a viet nam man and chick comes in

brendon offers to be her man and loves her even though shes been b0ning Michael caine and caine gets p-ssed

brendon is offered opium but he sez no to drugs and leaves

caine sends word to his wife he wants her to divorce him and hears that the story worked but the papers blamed the commies as the media is lies

a viet nam he works with offers to have him go where the Cambodian boarder where people hot iced and he goes there as his London times job to interview the general

he meets brendon whos there and thers soliers and big weapons around

caine interviews a guy working for the general and hears the general  broke off from French and commies and formed a third faction like in gundam seed

when ciane asks too much the general stands up and goes tyo hm and  yells and leaves after ciane asks if the general attacked that place he found the bodies

wait in think its not the general r hes another general and ciane sez for fraiser to watch out and the guy is working for general tei or w/e

as caine and freiser drive at night they run outta gas and think a b=gger siphoned it off, and he might mean sodomite

caine goes to a tower to ask for gas and eventually has gainin with guns at him and asks in French for him and brendon to stay the night but is told its not allowed

i think they get to stay and they talk about the chicks and what they do and i think its his wife he means

caine ez u start lusty and it gets worse and if he lost the chick it would be the start of his end

theres battle sounds at night and caine sez theres 30-40 towers to saigin and they hit 2 a ngiht but then they look down and see the viet kong

brendon gets his mummy on and jump 20 feet, which f'd his knee and made him get fat, an caine jumps and f'd his leg and they escape as the tower blows like THEY did in 20 01

after trippy dreams hes saved and gets back to Saigon and sees chick dancing and they lay in bed kissing on the mouh like animals or teens

caine got a letter from his wife and hides it as brendon comes in and sez the sister got hurt with americans

caine sez his wife agreed to divorce him and they celebrate his adul t ree and betrayal and it seems good

later the chicks and brendon confront him saying they read the letter and saw his woman didn't agree to leave him and he lied and wife sez he always had women and this one will be sad after he dumps her in soviet England

they leave and his woman tells him get f==ked i mean get lost and caines aisan homie gives him a leade on the generals thing where he exports and they go there

then 2 of the generals goons catch em and he sez hes a friend of the general and his Asian homie sez the brits drin too much and they escape b4 they get b0ned dead

he gets hoem and sees his womans clothes are gone and goes to the office and makes a non graphic scene about brendon and is using a cane as its the caine and Michael cane and goes to the bathroom to cry ad probably j=rk off and cut himself

in his place, brendon talks with chick and shows pictres aof places and she sez her friends bfs ditched em at airports but brendon sez that wont happen to em

brendon goes to see michel caine and ciane is b-chy and brendon wants to marry her at his home as mixed race marriage is accepted in 1950s America

caine asks about the chemical he saw exported and is told its for glasses and caine tells him to ditch the lace and bring chick with him and live

at a cafe in silence for a while, caine eats and senses something snf then the are blows and he looks around in slo mo for a while and eventually friaser comes

later caine stands looking out the window bleeding and hears 30 dead and maybe 20 more soon and caine talks of a woman and a baby she covered with her hat and other people who got it

caine puts it togetehf and find the Americans wer egiving the general with plastics that can be used to blow things and  works for the gov like ba rocks dad b=n l=d=n

his homie sez he can get him to see the general i think and has a signal of rading a book in the window if he agrees

caine writes a typewriter note to brendon and brendon plays pyle liek gomer and goober and this is around the same time as andy Griffith

brendon somes after getting the letter with his dog and they talk and find generals original target was a military thing

brendon reveals he suspected general was gonna try to ice caine and how America gave support to the French to stop the commies and they are gonna use the attack to make the commies look bad like after 20 01 with da gov and the French are too canya66 to stop the commies

caine tries to get brendon to not side with the general and use his love with the chick but he has a mission to do and caine seez the guys take their orders from brendon

he gets the book and stands by the window and s reads a poem and brendon sez we can disagree and be friends and invites him to dinner

freiser comes by with his dog and 4 viet nam guys come after himhe fights em off and runs but as h tries to escape, caines homie shanks him with a bowie knife

caine covered it by having an ameircan talk to him about his polio son and his homie escapes on a bike as hes a poof

later this inspector Frenchie checks with caine who went fo dinner with brendon and asked for a table for 1 not 2

caine sez Frenchie knows he didn't do brendon and there  war on, people bite it every day

at the nightclub or w/e cane asks chick to dance and she dont wanna but does anyay

he has her bf iced and tried to take her, what a sleeze

he wants to take her elsewhere and sez he's not leaving here and wait he wants her to come back to him an they hug

so he assassinates a good man and gets away with it thengets the gril? is this the bad ending like in breathe of fire?

the chick, who looks lie 16 but Asians dont age still misses him and caine sez sorry but covers it aying eh feels like he otta say it and she sez never to me

then he goes on saying u understand some of nam when you come here and live the rst

then brendon fraiser comes in and blows off caines arms with a shot gun sayin "i knew you'd have me wacked so i sent a body double" and puts the gun in caines mout and says "see you in h-ll mother f--ker!"and blows his head apart liek in species 2!

jk really he writes a typewriter thing and then we see newspaper headlines of how things devolved wih nam cuz of this

the end

is this the bad ending?

America has to clean up the frenchies mess as they are oo cadnya66 to handle things

maybe they can save Canada from the French infestation they've had for years?

if only we sided with zee kaiser, then the frnechies would be over

this came out after THEY did the t QVV ers and pentagram draGon so it has echoes of the time eriod

good acting and goodv reveal with brendon being an America hero fighting the reds and Michael chrichton or w/e tryig to stop him

looking back, commies have iced FAR more than Humans did

good acting and nice drama and the music and filming and effects are good

its a well made movie and its not often the bad guy wins

and its probably not connected to the Quiet Man by John Ford and John Wayne who did The Green Berets where Ameria went to clean up the mess the French left

For The Quiet American 2 I want it to be the 60s and l b j is starting his war on the viet kong. caine and his woman and their hybrid kids escape to live in the jungle but get caught by a pack of viem nam sasquatch yokai and 1 by 1 get picked of and eaten alive as they scream, and caine ditches them to save his saggy a55 regretting having stopped brendon as had he not, ths might not have happened. Also its a 16 bit top down game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as a sasquatch and ty to catch the family members and viet kong soldiers like the tg16 batman.

The Lonely Man Review

Note; i speel like a man with man  of not lone braincells

The Lonely Man

this is my review on The Lonely Man from the distant future year to Thomas Dixon of 1957(50 years before transformers American season 4)

Its directed by Henry Levin who did the 50s Journey to the Center of the Earth/The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm/the 1965 Genghis Khan

It stars closet Slav Jack Palance from Shane/Arrowhead/Kill a Dragon/80s Batman/City Slickers/The Swan Princess, faithless aids bag male feminist Anthony Perkins from the Psycho movies and that cereal commercial, Neville Brand from Kansas City Confidential/the 60s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Ninth Configuration/the 60s The Twilight Zone, closet he broo Robert Middleton from Gold of the Seven Saints, Elisha Cook Jr. from Sergeant York/then40s The Maltese Falcon/The Big Sleep/Shane/The Indian Fighter/House on Haunted Hill/One-Eyed Jacks/Rosemary's Baby/Blacula/60s Star Trek/ALF, Claude Akins, not Spottiswoode Aitken, from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/60-s Inherit the Wind/The Rifleman/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Eerie, Indiana, Harry Shannon, not Maxfield Stanton, from Citizen Kane/Tulsa/The Jackie Robinson Story/The Violent Men/Touch of Evil, Lee Van Cleef from Kansas City Confidential\The Lawless Breed\Joe Dakota\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\For a Few Dollars More\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\Escape from New York\The Rifleman\The Andy Griffith Show/The Road To Denver/A Man Alone, James Bell from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/I Walked with a Zombie/Blood on the Sun, Adam Williams from the 50s The Twilight Zone, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Bonnie and Clyde/Cahill U.S. Marshal/the 90s movire Maverick, John Doucette from Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers/The Robe/River of No Return/Destry/The Big Land/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Patton/Big Jake/True Grit, Paul Newlan from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 40s/The Three Musketeers/David and BathshebaThe Lawless Breed/Demetrius and the Gladiators/Naked Alibi, 16 tona singer and occult secret mrmberTennessee Ernie Ford, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, beta male, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner petatree kung fu based on planbts wkipedia who thinks global arming is real but not Abraham or Isaac.

I never saw this b4 but its on grit and they got good stuff

after credits to widescreen andb/w with a song andritle, we hear these guys saying to jack called king wait its not he plays a cripple, i thin, that this gut gbacked out and he gets b--chyand carbes a big a55 billet and sez a guy put it a haslf inch by his heart

the sherrif meets a guy who was out for a while and the guy is violence jack palence who meets tony perkins who isn't full of aids yet and sez hes tonys dad

tony splashes booze in his face and walks out as many queers dont like their dads and gets on a horses a55 to drive off as dad asks about mom

tony shows him a crevasse and sez she jumped but he blanmes dad for it for being a killers woife and wishes it was dad

later tony sez he counts money at the bank as work and at tony's place has a picture of his mom

oh mother what have you done?!

dad offers him money but tony dont want it and would rather go with the devil than him and is too bitte and butt hurt and not from b0ning

tony sez he wants dad to think of mom and realizing he looks like her, goes weith him but not to seduce him but to remind him of her, at least i hope

he gets a picyture and sez he has all he wants and dad throws a lamp and burns the place like in FMA

cripple practiceshis gunwork andshows a White hat guy tricks of having a 2nd shooter to take the dad out like with those lusty Irishmen in the 60s

palance and gay tony come by a place with a scot blacksmith and stanle and offers to but ut but was caught y 2 gunmen and sent outta town as they dont want gunfighters in town

after crossing a wastelandthey camp in it andson is spazzing outand dad gvesx him his coat despite being cold himself

dad hears a cyote and kicks sand on the fire and gets him to have medical help

at this farm a blonde greets him and tonyu walks off and falls and jack carrys him in like an alpha male slav

jack sez h=tonys his won and blonde never knew he had a son but jack se he only came to help his son and gave her the place

she finds he had a wife and thats why he didn't mary her and later a scuzzy guy comes in saying hes tired of being run outta town

hes ben like uncle ben from the spider man and the rce and blone wants himto run the ranch and hes hiding out and used to catch wild horses with dad anddad knows bens up to something

tony gets b--chy again and sez hes kill them for mentioming his mom as he's ttally a balanced non devoved human

keep my moms name, oyutta yo butt f--kin mouth!!!!

later tony wants t leave and blonde tries to help him see the eror of his ways but he sez he only feels sorry for her kind an she sez run as its better for jack is he leaves

bitter and not wanting to help dad, he stays cuz hes a butt hurt monkey

crippel has a dr look at him and sez to rest anddon't wanna wait for jack butwhen 1 guy sez what about his girl, he gets his irish up and sez "she aint his girl" but another guys ez she no ones guirl

so the ben jack adn chick go after this white horse like in the lilian gish movie the win andits an epc chase across the dbz wastelands but i think it got away

chick drinks from a river and tony sez shes closer to his age than dad and she sez she 1000 years older than her so i assume shes a yokai and jack is a man and tonys not but he wants her to teach her

tony! what are you doo ing?! you're with a wo man!!

so the trio and tony get to the white horse with is a wyld stallion and it escapes by rocks i think were in several mother films

they go back to the ranch and have water from a pump and talk of tony riding a horse thats not fully tame or something

so tony tames a horse wait it sjack and his eyes f'd out from looking at ben andwhen he offers tony a turn tny refuses and leaves

jack have enough and lassoos him saying "i'll breaks you like i broke other wild horses, but i'll make a man outta you "

hes gonna beet the gay outta him like hes a homie

he and chck go n and his eyes are f'd and he has a drink and walks into a chair and claims nothings wrong with his eyes

chick sez to egtta dr but he saw 1 and sez he can't be helped and wants to save his boy when he can

hick suggest telling son but dad dont wanna and wants to get him to stand on his own feet

latwr jack is shirtless and blac smithing masculinly as tony i probably j=rkin off and jack is shoeing his horses a55

after breakfast they are gnna go out buta guy called blackburn comes un andhas goons and a gun and wants horses to getta way to ecase a posse

jack dont want a part in it as hes out of the gang and his horses have his brand on it so he dont want legal issus but they offer him a bit of his goldmine 20 miles away

jack dont consent so they take tony hostage and go to jack horses andjack wants to save his son bu blonde dont want him to

jack goes outvnd sez  no horses and black burn dont think he cares for his son and ben and ack cap a few and send em off

tony is disgruntled and hoes to the bark i mean barn tocry tears o blood and listen to marilin manson music and cut himself and puup spurm over dad capping guys

chick comforts him saying jack dont like capping guys but tony sez if he lead a goo life hed not have to

chick sez how she worked in a saloon or gambling hall or w/e and after her pianist dad who worked for king the cripple got it he thought he owned her and i think made her do things

so the guys go out again to catch the Whyte Stallion andben sez tonys just like his ma which i think means he likes men b0ning him

tony slugs him and they fist fight as horses go near and when ben looks, tony beats him out and he falls head on rock

tony pulls him outta the horse path and when dad comes bak fires ben and dont say a word to tony

As ben is leaving tony asks why dad left his mom and is told jack shot the sherrif and would be hung

tony asked why she stayed with him and  he explains and tony wigs out and he holds him to the walla ndpulls a nife to keep his candy a55 caolm

to get water in a droauhgt the dad cut fences and was fired on but shot back and iced the sherrif and had tos kip town

turns out jack did go back severyl times and mom wouldn't leave and didn't leave when the dorugt and it was all her fault like it usually is with women making kids hayte their dads

seeing he was a jacka55 and deseevded his dads thunder fists pummling him, he goes after thr white horse and sneaks around to lasso it but the horse runs and overpowers the girly man anddrags him like sandpaper on an a5 w/o toiler paper

ben goes out and comes across king andnot shin from hokuto no ken and thought he was dead, but i guess he couldn't sleep in h-ll while ben walks the living workd

kings man caps him andking sends a guy to tellthe sherrif theres a dead man here

later jack is p-ssed that son is not there and probably ran off andchick sez hes too much like him

he backhands her and says "you compare me to that THING again i'll gut you like a pig!!!"

jk really they go out looking for him in clear daylight but tinted to fake being night

blonde finds the white horse and its hgot a rope with son at the bottom of a hill and beat up and she kissed him and they start making out

my son stole my woman, today on springer!

later son wakes up and dad is glad to see him and sez hes a f00l. but son sez he got him

they talk of how mom wasn't for pioneering and about her forgiving him and son thinks dad didn't ice the sherrif and dad sez it was and he did a lot of men

we see a guy wait its king and hsi name is kign fisher like its a ninja turytles character like seamore guts looking around a casino night zone

his men bring blonde over and she sez jack dont want trouble and suggests having him skip town but kng fisher archfiend in defence mode dotn want her going with him

she offers to stay here and be his piano slave and sez its bad luck to open a place with a killing and tries to get the goons not to ice jack whos name is Jacob like in the Bible

and they have mad ma names liek pharaoh and willy

king dont wanna let jack live and she gets back to the ranch and they say that'll bring him

she tells him kings back and his pirate crew are in his place and iced ben and she wants to skip town and not fight and kick the can down the road until king finds em again

he don care and wants to finish this and get it over with like getting a cavity fixed

she ez he cant see against 4 men who can and tony finds out and goes out

i assume he's gonna have to cap guys to save his dad, or jack bites it and tony gets the chick

also its almost over, that felt like nothing

so the pieces go on the board by the goons manning their battel stations for the coming jack

he comes ina dn guy hides behind the font door and asks if king wants him and he otta see himself as lucky for living

king sez hes a gambler and plays by the rules and offers men a chance to win it back but jack sez hes not and king stacked his last deck

jack shoots out the lights and as the doorman leans out tony warns him and jack caps him

tomy thros a lamp on fire and lites up a bt and jack caps him andking gets away andis gonna sniper jack and kid nutjack throws his son and takes the hit

they hide behind a troff and tony tells him where to fire and he wastes king but bites it

chick comes out and tony goes to his dad

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of redemption and a father sacrificing himself for love of his son

kinda like with The Bible and The Creator

The dad wasn't a bad guy and the son didn't get the whole story and misjudged

Like with The Bible how people hear lies from bad eople and think The Creator don't like them or is bad

Also a thing on past sins coming back with the dad facing a guy he forgot to finish

Like with Hokuto No Ken and Borge coming back to get revenge on Kenshiro and Bart helping him

Jack Palance is pretty bada55 and Slavic and Tony plays the malcontent teen like Degrassi well

And the thing of the dad having a medical issue but not bothering the kid as he dont wanna burdon him

it has good flow and dont drag or feel long and before i nknew it, it was liek 70 mins in with adds

I saw where it was going but was a bit surprized by where it went and there's good action and acting and music

i like the b/w and even though its widescreen it still works

its a solid movie and holds up well

For The Lonely Man 2 I want it to be right after and a dr comes in and do 1st aids and save the dad. then the son takes care of the dad and gradually gets him back to ability and dadd tells of his adventures fighting Indians and cryptids in the olde weste. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game on sega geneiss, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba ehwre you play as the young dad going around fighting the enemies and the inbretween level bonus games are mini games where o do rehab or things to take care of the dad in the present and each level is another story of his advenutues.

Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love Review

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Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love

This is my review on Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love from the distant future year of 2019 (The year of some robotech cr-p and Blade Runner 01)

ts directed b y openly brittiah faithless  Nick Broomfield who did nothing Ore Samma Saw

Its a biopc on Robotech Hero Anatole Leonard who was supreme commander of the Army of the Southern Cross during the 1st third of the 21th century in the wars against the aliens

jk reall its of Its a documentary film about biologically jewish Leonard Cohen who my mom loves istening to his same few songs over and over all day alongside dan Fogelberg and Gordon lightfoot

i never saw it b4 but i like docs even when they promote evil

after 4 logos including bbc but not big black c=ck, we get a guy saying leonard cohens ex butt buddy Marianne Ihlen biting it, he went to her and something about herinspiring his music

then footage ftom the 60s or w/e with him looking very jewish and hippie and aying how he wrote the song so long Marianne for her but she didn't like it

he sings over credits andwe see footage of her and her kid and how its the 60s of lust and b0ning andthey were on the isle of hyrda but not like in marvel but Greece like with mazinger z

this guy sez he was her butt buddy for a while in his 20s and she played leonards songs

these people called the johnsons (tee hee) said to have heled him

a childhood friend named bacal but not lauren or w/e sez he knew the darkness and disnt fit in

then mary anne miller or w/e sez she lft home not fitting i andsaw leonard sanding by the sun behind him andinvited her over and they went to hyrra and she was his muse like in robotech

she speaks in Norway talk or w/e and leonard wouldwork on writing ad they had nice times and b0ned a lot and she went blonder from the sun and was thin/flat

a friend sez she didn't enjoy being hot until meeting leo and we hear her 1st husband who another huy sez was rough but didn't hit her and i wondr if she p-ssed him off and he couldn't take it

i think leonards kids talk aboyt how it was nice there wait its marty anne 's friend and not the professor and said there was too much freedom

mary anne gave a guy his 1st acid trip and he talks of her getting it from leonard and it probably f'd his brains and nt like a gut masing in a head and b0ning it and when her ex bf came back he went t Athens like saint seiya or w/e

a guy sez how leo and maey were tere not to talk to people but write and make cr-p and b0ne

lo went back to soviet French Canada and he whines aboyt how he always ran and it f'd people by him

1 guy sez leonard was ased "are u sure ur doing the wrog thing" and 1 chck sez leo loved this uy called irving lyton andthey both thought each other was the sh-t abdhow both were openly jewish and his dad bit it when leo was young but his mom wasn't out b0ning a lot of uys like irvings mom and was often mad and he didn't get why she's not a 5kank

he wants his mom to go around b0ning other uys like his friends do? thats kinda f;ds, like a bad anime like Steopmothers Sin

mom: no Yosuke! This isn't right (a bit leter) ok, just this once.

nancy bacal talks of leonard making women feel good of themselves but cant give himself away to em

maryanne i think talks of how she dudnt fit in from not painting or sculptin abd we saw Jackie kenedy after THEY send j fk back to h e double Ireland where his kind came from, and princess margret wgo's family were into occultism

lonard did a story that was nuts and dud it in a fever so he had to use it in an island and was on acid when he did it so i guess thats why it was f'd

as a youth leonard ooked like Kenny hotz fron Kenny vs spenny and he's evil

neo sez he'd do anything to wrote and people reviewed it as gross which what do you expect when you'e stoned off your a55 and hopped up on goofballs when writing it?

imagine if when writing he started j=rkin off on the paper?

hnnnnnnng pssssssst!!!

esp as 1 reviewer called his book; verbal mast=rb=tion!!!

so seeing his writing is a55 he strts writing songs  but ddnr wanna be in pulic and after it was doing well for a year, he went on to play and had an autism attack and broe down but the stoner hippies on acid didn't care and he was pep talked to try again  and it worked

a buncha devolved teens on drugs know whats good

so mary anne is bummed fo being alone and not bummed in the a55 from butt hamerong and goes to see him wth her hybrid son and came to soviet French Canada

1 chick sez he only needed to say it but didn't need it to happen,like talking of eating poop, and hi son was unhappy from his cr-ppy parents

she goes on abot poets s=cking but wmen want em

leo sez  he left his island paradise life for music and they went to soviet new York andtook her happy son to a boarding school and he hated it

he probably grew up to be a serial killer cannibal aids spreader

maryanne felt it was best and so she could go on malcontent protests and wite songs instead of being there for her child

leo wnt to some show and looks like jeff goldbloom before he devolved into a bug monster in the fly

man this gy kind s=ced and his cr-ppy life bus me

so he ditched his butt buddy and b0ned other chicks and hopefully not dudes or hermaphrodites and mary anne went on to muse for other people as this chick sez she had a loving feel, too mad she didn't use it for her son

leolnard beta'd out weanting women to take over and was openly feminist and that makes him a gender traitor

this guy with a mark on his head like gorbichov sez he had chicks singing instead of instruments

mary anne goes on about their cr-pping out relationship and 1 guy walks on to meet leonard and he was bare a5 naked and he saw the remains of his thig, but thought it was weord but later knw he was not a clothing guy and liked being naked in a hotel to see how his bod is going

also he swam a lot and often alone and often nude as i guess he likes seeing whats left of his thing

lonard cohen; hat! look at my thing! flop!!

he goes on about a song where he got his thing sucked and the next line is about his friends turning queer and hm getting even

after this, i think, mayb he did j=rk off on his food and ate it

so leonard met Janis Joplin and his blonde maryanne idnt like him b0ning her but mary anne was sytll the muse

so i mssed a bit as i was looking up Kattobingu to send the wii page to a guy and this guy who saw him naked said leonard played in nut houses and a grandpa was in 1

so i missed some telling a guy about Yugioh ZeXaL and something of leo mouthing off to a guy or w/e

mary anne and not ginger or the good mary anne sez how leonards cheeting nearly drove her to seppuku-

leo sez hes obsecced with gaining womens avors and it mae him ocd and i think he means b0ning cuz hes a lusty ape

a guy talks of leo b0ning a lot of chcks every day and always needed a woma and i guss hes a secks addict

then we see a buncha naked people at a lake but only see a5cheeks and maybe nips

so i missed some as i was talking of blaze the cat from sonic rush to some guys and mary anne went on aboyt how hard it is to have a lusty ape for a bf

so mary anne wasn't happy with leos devolving views and getting intoscien to0 lo gy and later she got pegnant with leonards kids and killed em in the womb and she wanted to be with him but he didn't want it or w/e as he's a butt f=king artist/secks addict/junkie

but some kids wee made on the island and there was rampant drug use and people slipping drugs in the drinks and donkeys got drugged as did kids

what kinda f==kin cesspool is this?! they probably b0ned em too!

so his son axel like in streets of rage fell apart from neglect and was sent to a nut house

man these people are filth. they get no syumpathy from me for living wrong and suffering, and to qute a murderer who deserved the guillotine; yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in h-ll

so the johnsns suicided and burn in hll for their crimes and the kids did of booze/druigs/suicide as this is what the 60s caused by reecting morals

we nver had a fire in the batheroom, lets try it, oh no the horse burned down! what went wrong!?

ON the isle of whight this concert happened andeope went inda nuts and he played the mary anne song

so their relationship kept decroding and he didn't spend time with her and kept sgoing to rock concerts and b0ning chcks and no his woman

1 guy sez a concert had a buncha people come up and start maeking lie with clothes on and in 1 place they borught the concert back to the hotel room and did drugs like desert dust

these people are filth! its butt f==kin Sodom and Gomorrah!

once in Jerusalom he didn't get any drugs and went on lsd and wanted to sgave with a aor while on drugs even though theres stuff against razors on faces in The Bible

after a drwy shave he went out with a rash on his face and sings of Jesus which is odd as he's openly one of them

a guy kept in touch with a gy and her son axel went to soviet india and wa on a lot of drugs and leonard was b0ning a chick named Suzanne which is a bad name as i knew a teacher with that anme who was openly French and gross

also this suzzane was 14 years younger than him and could be his daughter if he bred as a teen like on maury and 1 chick compares it to falling into a spidrs web

this alleged man is somewhat disreputable and dishonorable and my mom likes his music as its good, yeah and gacy was a good painter

so a guy sez leo loved n darkness and vanished for months and had depression and holy f this cut is an a55

in Germany there wrre a lot of blondes and many emo people said he helped em wit their bumer feels and how he dressd in ll black like Malcom in Jurassic park

then a clip of him singing a song and saying how we sacrifie 1 generation for another

this is getting daemonic

so leonard was out of a guys life for 7 years and 1 guy was offered a wb deal to make a record and did death of a ladies man and leonard got into work with an outta control guy with guns pjnted at everyone and i think iced som people

after a song of leonard wanting to see someones naked body we hear of suzzane with a kidn andin  doorway and its maryanne saying it and  it made her feel a bit better and moved out and had enough of being with these purvoes and got married to a REAL man an got  REL life as a secetary

later leonard got a small toy piano and played with this guy and this soviet sounding guy at Columbia record didn't like it and didn't wanna release it and 1 guy sez the guy he came to ruined his career

good! eat sh-t and die you c-ck sucking sun nova b--h!!

so the guy he went to was divern out o the business by leonards cr-p and leonard went to be a buddhist monk, probably with a shaved head and swastika tattoos

the song was HaleiluJa and it became a big hit and the guy who made it got no oney from it cuz the cheep greesy lusty sneaky beady eyed record guys are evil

so the Greek cesspool hydra fell apart and its in ruins from years of drgs and b0ning and filth and probably no aids and we see a guy who lived there 60 years and talks of maryanne living there later and each conceryt sent mary anne an invite and the media went after her to get her thoughts and later she divorced and i tin remarried

leonard went bddhist and no in a cool way like Chad in Sailor Moon hanging with Raye and her silly Grandpa and fighting yokai

a guy sez in the temple it was like having mom adn dad want you  which i can see why theyr'd not with a sub human like that animal b0ning like a pig in its own filth

leonard looking like kojack walks about lve and he's not sailor moon bu the enemy and must be stopped! Moon! Spiral! Heart! Ache! Eeeegaaaaahhhhhhh!

so leonard left the temple and had no money and a guy he trusted burned it out on rish holidays and as a he broo losing money is the biggest insult

eat it you c-ck sucker! now you know how your lusty woman felt! you ape! you pig! you rat! you dog! you snake! what are the othe rchinse zodiac animals?  horsse or something.

so that TING went back to doin conswrts like George lucas doing kore star wars cr-p after his woman left him and took half his cr-p and made a lot of money

at his concerts was mary anne and she looks like a grandma if she didn't murder her offspring and was still into him

so she is biting it and tells a giy to loomk after her husband and son who isn't dead yet and leonard writ her a letter saying see you down the road which might as well say see you in h-ll cuz we KNOW where these THINGS win up!

she sez its beautiful and got closure and felt better before heading to dante's iferno

leonard sez he liked living in Greece in sin and it lives in his spine as i guess he dont got a heart and say the precious ones he overthr for an eduation in the world

then creits to home photos and video

the end

that was pretty f'd up

this losr writes a cr-ppy book gets into music, lives a life of lust and drugs and damges the only women who loved it, lost his fortune, sold out, and finally went back to hll where it came from

i knew little of leonard before this and now hav e no respect for him

and i spent a few mins boning up on his book and its gay p0rn0 with a French slant

this guy was a deviant and waste of skin and not only the one on his thing they bit off

his songs are kinda emo and all sound similar ans he's nowhere near as good as Hironobu Kageyama or Ichiro Mizuki

if he was 20 years later he'd be a festering bag of aids and squirting it into those he poisons with his broken fluids

but the film was entertaining and i got a few laughs at his purvursions and deviancies

he sure liked getting the lingering piece of his weener mouthed

you really see what a wretched abomination he was as a cautionary tale of what to avoid

the film preents hs grotesque immorality as ok andonly lightly makes his assassinated kids look sad

its an enjoyable film mostly and i dont hate the film as it tells a story in a good way

bit it has a wretched man character and makes that THING look like a regular human to like

like that 90s movie A time t kill where that guy shot up the place and got away with it

For Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love 2 I want axel to recoved from drugs and damage and go after all the people who ruined his ife. Also he's a Samurai now and cuts dwn junkies and purvos with a holy blade. Eventually he gets to leonard and after cutting him down, devolves nto a big croth monster like in La Blue Girl and he has to beat him to end his evil. Also its an 8 bit game like Castlevania on Sega Master Sustem and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you go through slums and ruined nations that drugs and aids destroyed from deolving its protoculture with lust and sin and fight junkies who devolved into vaguely crotch like monsters.