Note: i spell better than a crippled demon worshipper
Hyde Park On Hudson
This is my review on Hyde Park On Hudson from the dutant furure year to the people this movie shoes of 2012 (te years of Roboteh Season 1 and when the Earth was destroyed by the mayans)
Its directal by Roger Michell who did Notting Hill/Changing Lanes
it stars Bill Murray from Caddyshack/Ghostbusters/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/What About Bob?/Groundhog Day/Kingpin/Space Jam/The Man Who Knew Too Little/Charlie's Angels/00s Hamlet/Osmosis Jones/Garfield: The Movie/Zombieland, commie human sacrifice supporter Laura Linney from Lorenzo's Oil/Congo/The Mothman Prophecies/Kinsey/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows/Law & Order./King of the Hill/Frasier/American Dad!, socialist Samuel West from Notting Hill/Garrow's Law/Law & Order: UK, Openly French indentured servant to the regent elf hating Whote pro gender offender Olivia Colman from Murder on the 2010s Orient Express/Barbie/brittish The Office/Peep Show/Accused/Drunk History, Elizabeth Marvel from Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Olivia Williams from The Sixth Sense/the 00s Peter Pan/X-Men: The Last Stand, denocommie Elizabeth Wilson fr9om The Birds 1/The Graduate//9 to 5/1991 The Addams Family/All in the Family/Promised Land/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Andrew Havill rom The King's Speech/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker/Law & Order/Sherlock, Eleanor Bron frpm the 90s Black Beauty, and Martin McDougall whos not on back door, candy a55, beta msle, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, weener cleaner, queer rear, bamana crammer, necro pedo, hippie syoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia that thinks the moon lsnding is real but hollow earth is fake
i never saw this but critics liked it but it s=cked at the box orifice
after a few mins of logos we get this chick whining of the depression of the 29 f'd her fam fortune and tings s=ck now
she got a call to help someone take his mind off his work and was like 6th cousins which is likem saying i'm 128/265 doen the gamne, put it in lowest terms, ur grandpas were cousins or w/e. other wise its 12 8ths
so she goes to meet the cripled occultist president fdr the commie who wanted to pack the supreme court cuz it was protecting the prople from his comminusm
he shows her his stamp collection as they didn't ahve yugioh cards then and
she goes hoem and sez Europe had a war that was gonna suck America into it and the economy s=cked like they elected an Irishman of frenchness an fdr spent a lot of time on hyde park on Hudson
who am i? I'm spider man!
We'll call him, robocop!
I wanna take his face...off!!!
so he met with a buncha guys and f dr kept bringing her back to go on drives in a car what was made to not need feet as hi were dead
she helped him forget the world when not in his dark occultist meetings with winstone Churchill and the king
the cops followed em to make sure he wasn't b0nin her like that irishiman in the 2020s, jk they protected him from people outing him and his lusts
so the cops go off and they go to the hill andhe smokes whch probably caused his polio and puts his hand on his cousins leg
thats like if bush b0ned ba rock, as they are 9th cousins
and the car ha no trail in the plants where it went in so i guess its the matrix
she sez they were more than cousins but close friends, which reminds mre of sailor moon where amama and michelle were dubbed as cousins to clean up the 00s version so the kids wont be turned
later f dr takes her to his private cabin in the woods where he wants to retire, but in the future we know he went to h-ll 1st
so she goes in 1st and h gets his crutches to cripple himself overas he's not played by jon Voigt in Armageddon where he stood up to prove Americanism
leaning on a post he sez this place is where she can come if she misses him and he misses her at times and i think 1 falls into the other but not like a spoon into a bowl of mousse as they dont meld together like in devilman
later the evil king of England was comming to, hyde park on Hudson, as i guess he's finally over getting his candy a5 kicked in 1776 when we won FREEDOM
so franklins mom and not the turtle tells people not to call the evil queen by its 1st name and somehow isn't back in h-ll yet
elenor franklins wife but its probably a demon marriage so it dont count, whines about people anting 5000 kids to be a buffer between the regents and almost huamns of England or real huamns if in amrica,(exculting those irish)
fdr and its woman were said to have a cr-ppy marriage andmain chick didn't see it and fdrs woman talks of how she dont think the honorable big bro of the king really gave uop the regencyto be with the woman he loves and will instead be the savior of England after the axis takes over
to be fair, englands been the bad guy for enturies so maybe its time we tired somethine good?
so the regent and regess come to America like eddie murphy with jim jones as the king or w/e and they dont get how America works or why its not like candy a5 England which is still surpluss to requirements
so the regents wait its f drs cabinet was against the visit and didn't want America sucked into another reuotrash war, esp after siding with the bad guys in ww1 and cuasing eutope to get f'd by the soviets
so fdr meets the regent like when elvis met black j fk and fought a mummy in a nursing home
a griwn man carrys fdr around like an adult baby diaper fetish thing and i thino fdr is in diapers as he cant wipe his dead a55
main chick meets the regess and tells her a bit of the area but she knows jack sh-t and jack is j=rking off on sh-t and eating it cuz it "needs some sause"
wait is Elenore Roosevelt and she is told by the invid regess that the protoculture is in the flower of life, i mean its ok to call her eleiabeth
main hick meets fdr and he's too crippled to shake a drink like that hokuto no ken lost paradise mini game in bartending thats pretty good and she kisses him on the cheek but not his dead a55 cheeks that dont work
Elenore meets a brit wait its the king and he talks of beign in a room with 1812 cartoons making the britmos look bad cuz tey s-ck and otta hang out in a microwave to be evolved of their broken dna tnat makes em sissy
also the regent whines about the president will serve them hot dogs and hes too square to get it and its not Elenore its the regess and they look alivke so i didn't know
fdrs mom had spies looking in on things and regess whines about seeming common and when the king spazzes out she yells at that devolutionised sub human to stop stuttering, even though henry the 8th executed his women for less
regess who devolved to be the queen mother whnes about the candya66 king not being as bada66 as his brotheredward like elric the fullmetal alchemist and not that aids bag in twilight
fdrs mom comes in and goes mental over him having a martini which probably crippled nhim and as fdrs dad was a raging drunk and i guess it was when he was on oak island for the demon gangs treasure
the regent is called in and his woman is able to stay behind to rest and in the room, f dr sez his mom said king wants a tea instad of cocktails but king spsticly like the south park cripple sez his mon would agree but he prefers cocktails
king has a public thing with the prez and sez he met III Americans, jp mrogan, joe kennedy and Fred Astaire, and is gald to meet Freddy as if not he'd have a bad view of the people
wait til you hear how kennedy had his daughter lobotomied for being slow
also the regess dont like brits depicted like monkeys in 1800s art, like how the brits do that to those underevolved irishthings
they have dinner and a tray with these 24 plates falls for no reason and the king sez its an angel, but i think maybe a fallen angel like the king he/they seves
fdr meets these drivers and they talk of the oon beign full or not like for their dark rituals and 1 guy sez the king puts her pants on 1 leg at a ime, which fdr cant do being a deadlegs
another thing falls and this place i butt f=kin haunted and probably had too many occultist rituals and ceremonies and sacrifices
later people go to bed but dont wanna and fdr has the king do stuff for him like an indentured servant which the past regents would be horrified at for being subservient to an American
fdr finds the king liked stamp collecting cuz we didn't have sega geneiss and they talk about their women as they drink more cuz its the 30s and everybody everybody everybody everybody drinks, everybody everybody everybody stinks
fdr sez the regent will be a fine king and his dad would be prud but king knows better as his dad had the disabled son locked away for being handicapped
kin tries reading a speech and s=cked at it and whines of spain with kids being blown out by it and whines that people want England to fall, which if they did we'd not have any royal weddings and the regess and charlies wouldnt' have iced all those people
the kng wants America to serve him even though we beat his kind in 1776 to avoid that and fdr tells him that people dont talk of his dead legs and gives reasons for it as he cripples around furniture on his hands like he'sjon Voigt in Armageddon and has a drik and a smoke to cripple him more
the regent sez the people didn't want him as their king and fdr sez i didn't think they voted for that, like joking of stalin or castro
king goes to bed and tells of his cr-ppy corination and regess whines of him being relatable as they aren't meant to be like people or poke fun at themselves
when she asks if he talked of her the regent beta's out and claims he didn't and is almost laighungt at the idea of hot dogs at a picnick as theres no meaning to it, its only what people eat there
the regess sucks a flaming faeg as i guess she wants mouth cancer and by that i mean smokes a cigareete but they are brittish
king sez he can get fdr in the war and regess whines about how theres irish and jyuuze and germans and italianoes there who hate em and want to mock them as she seems like joan Crawford in mommie dearest and i tnink i see why the 20th century queen went so bad
king sez how fdr patted his knee and sez time for bed lad liek a dad and it helped him, probabmly an occult ritual or fetish
at the night the main chick goes for a drive and walks through the woods to the cabin to be where she can go for missing him
as she nears it, a 14 foot tall sasquatch is seen eating a red man on the stairs and looks at her with glowing red eyes and says in a deep voice "I WILL have YOUUUUU!"
jk really she smokes and a guy comes out with a flashlight and sez the pre cant be disturbed and a chick comes out and main chick runs
sh falls in a hole in the floor if the woods and when she sparks up a lighter, is a human skull 2x the size of a man with 2 rows of teeth
jk really she gets to the car and a woman i think elenor but im not sure but she seems mannish or like a hermaphrodite and sez she knows main chick was b0ning fdr andthey have a smoke to calm down
i think it is Elenore fdr and she's ok with his cheeting and wait its another one of fdrs bimbos as i guess girls like guys who are limp
man woman goes on abouthow Elenore isn't enough for him and is ok with em by being "realistic" and she read the letters and main chick sez "i dont think i can cshare" but man woman sez "i think you can" and this is why we got the aids
hermaphrodite leaves the car and later the main chick comes by fdrs room and mom sez "he wont go to bed, he's waiting for u"
f dr sez his mom and another named missy like in bill and ted b--ched at him for not inviting her to dinner and he shos his stamp collection but she wont oe near him as i guess he wants his parts mouthed
no wein steen i dont consent!
she b--ches out at fdr cuz she might be a dyumba55 or a wh=re andyells at him for being a sunova b--ch
but she narrates and sez she realls sed she had to go and leaves
the rengents looked at her leaving and talk of how he thought she was the governess and men often b0ne governesses as they are good with kids andits hot for em
regess b--ches at him for wanting to eat weeners and how his big bo eddy brock gein woulsnt eat hot dogs and how he didn't bring the Elizabeth jr cuz he knew it was bad
king goes on a tirade and tells he he'd eat 10 weeners, jsm 2 in his nose, 2 in his ears andnot to ompare him t his superior brother again
who does number 2 work ffor?
you show dat t=rd whos boss!~
fdr goes oyt to see main chick and sees the regentis watching like big brother in ussr soviet England 18984 and he goes for a swim wth the king with his dead legs not causing problems in a small rectangle pool and not triabgle for some reason
so theres a pickic and a man carrys fdr like darth vader in clockwork range carried that cripple and we ee footage like when the gov iced j fk
main chick, named daisy ike blue's sister in pokemon and the chick in that add thedemocrats did for nukingthe wold that made people hate em, is called to sit with da prez at his high able
they see an Indian dance his ritual and he king has a hot dog which does NOT seduce him and fdr has him have mustard on it with daisy puyting it on phaIIically
people celebate anddaisy sez this made it look lie things were gonna be ok now and the weeners wee not elenors idea
king has another and after retrning to soviet England wrote a letter saying their country foged a special bmg, which makes me think the brokeback miutain theme
she said she was ill for a week after the visit and fdr came by later and took her to a shop where the toilet seat orered for the royarls was returned
she grew closer to the man woan who got sick and bit it but fdr didn't go see her after changing his will to let her have half if she outlived him, which makes me suspect him being involved in it
she was with him and probably b0ning and later fdr bit it but for a while he was hers
then text sez America aided England in 42 but lwaves out that England planned to get Japan to attack it to get America in the war
after biting iit at 100 her letters saying she was with dat dead legged demon lover wee uted and we now
then credits with faked 40s footage of the bbw i mean bbq and 2 tings i missed, fdrs boys liked her and the king looked like Elon Musk
the end
that was pretty good
mostly lite and mild with some serious near the end
but thats on the surface an if you look deeper, like starship troopers, you see its lust and sin
that cripple cheeing on his women with many chciks like a bad ep of jarry springer
plus it didn't mention his demon worship
but at least it made the king look like a candya55 and the queen look b--chy
good acing and the music and filming fit
in the real version its implied fdr didn't b0ne his cousin, also he might've been too crippled to b0one with that dead d0ng and broken gon=ds
plus it shows how the media didn't wanna show his cripplism as it might make him look bad, like with ba rock and bi den and their obvsious sins
like the emperors new clothes with the media ignoring the elephant in the room
except now if you point it out THEY call you "intolerant"
it ends on a positive note but leads to years of h=ll from ww2 and the allies having the soviets take over much of Europe and do far worse than the axis was accused of doing
if THEY hadn't wacked Huey Long, He might've steered America to a better path
but the movie is good and the hod dog scene got me feeling positive with a good sense of upbeat lightness
yeah i dumped on the characters, but i enjoyed the film and bill murrey did well as fiendish demon retainer
For Hyde Park On Hudson 2 I want it to be about j fk being there to see how fdr lived and finds his letters and sees how lusty he was, then plans to release them and out f dr to draw attention away from his wacking marilin Monroe and nearly starting WWIII and the press being oppresse by his lusty brother back door bobby who silenced em when they were gonna ou their lusts. But the press had enough of being pushed around by these lusty Irishmen and made a deal with marilins relative who's a bada55 80s dude and he goes to the grassy gnoll and the place butt hole bob got sent to h e double Ireland and cures em of their existance. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as j fk and try to avoid the bada66 who's trying to take you out and you avoid his attacks and get to the exit of different single screen levels and after you get to TExas, he cures you of irish and then the 2nd half is banana crammer bob and 1 part in going from plane wing to plane wing and when you go to the tent is him getting what he deserved, but both have an 8 bit digitized animation of a watermelon blowing apart from when their heads got cleaned out and editied with their faces on em.
