Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier Review

 Note: I spell wild

Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier

This is my revuiew ion Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier from the dutant future year to Jefferson Davis of 1955 (50 years before Transformers The Movoe)

Its directal by Norman Foster who did nothing I saw

It stars Fess Parker from Thunder Over the Plains/Old Yeller, Buddy Ebsen from The Wizard of Oz/Breakfast at Tiffany's/60-s The Twilight Zone/The Beverly Hillbillies/King of the Hill, William Bakewell from All Quiet on the Western Front/The Bat Whispers/Gone with the Wind/Beyond Tomorrow/The Fabulous Dorseys, Basil Ruysdael from The Violent Men/Blackboard Jungle, Pat Hogan from Arrowhead, Mike Mazurki from Rope of Sand/Samson and Delilah/50s Dark City/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Gilligan's Island/60s Batman/I Dream of Jeannie/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford Files, Hans Conried from The Great Dictator/50s Peter Pan/50s The Woody Woodpecker Show/Sleeping Beauty/The Bullwinkle Show/Gilligan's Island/the 70s Horton Hears a Who!/Dr. Seuss on the Loose/Halloween Is Grinch Night/Oh, G=d! Book II/The Trolls and the Christmas Express, Don Megowan from noting i saw, Helene Stanley from 50s Cinderella/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Sleeping Beauty/One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Kenneth Tobey from The Thing from Another World/Seven Ways from Sundown/Airplane!/The Howling/GremlinsBig Top Pee-wee/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, Nick Cravat from Airport, and a bucnha guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booth, nanana crammer, leaky butt, beta male, soy boy, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who didn't tell of Davy Crockett meeting a Sasquatch and thinks ki isn't real but global warming is.

I never saw this but its made of several eps of the serisz by Disney

after widescreen credits in good 0s color and a song of davey crockket  we hear that hes out hunting and is in enemy terf as they ae low on supplies and theysend out some guys to find him

the scouts find him fighting a bear ofcreen and he wastes it with a knife and brings it back to feed the people even though they can give you brain worms

he was trying to smile it dead and worked it on coons and got em to surrender to let him ice it like with Kenshiro and the tiger making it submit to him

so they send davy out to scout the enemy like a ailor scout and he tells the army guys to check their gunpowder and not make sounds

the commander wants to go on the teail anddavy advuises against it as thy are fighting Indians and they go off with davy on his way but davy sees Indians coming and davy hides

davy knows which Indian it is andleaves his horses to do ninja mvies and finds the Indian he knew having got the whole tribe to unite against the Ameircans

davy and friend ride to the major and use the owl call but only find a real owl and later finds the army isattacked by red men

davy and his homie save the men by running aorudn and faking being a lot of people and the reds leave thinking they were outnumbered

dave the slave owner goes to camp and tells the general and they eturn and take out a few red gaurds before general ses for volunteers to attack and the regulars wuill take em out

a chief with a buffaly hat sees omething and the volunteers outta univofomre attack and its a melee with smoke coviering the battlefield like Birth Of A Nation and davey gets his head beat in my a stone hammer of the buffalo head

the reds swarm and brush through the regulars and escape and davey survived with the reds having lost a lot of men

so the forces are gonna go after the chief redsticksand davy wants to leave as he was only signed on for 60 days and the military dont want him gone as it would ruin the troops morale

the army is gonna cannon hm but h walks by em and called their bluff and returns home as music and song plays like sleepy hollow and mr toad

davy returns and his homie smooches davy's wife as repayment for aving davey and she smooches him back when she hears

so davey is wih hisportuguesde loking wife and finds hes gonna go back to the military

they we egtta song and davey returns to tennesse or w/e and finds general Jackson is out and meets general Norton who made the anti virus who sez the reds hi in a swamp and none of his men who went out came back

davy ants to go out but general dont wanna rik him so davy goes anyway and wait is florida and they find some clues and scope out the area of a lake

davys homie gets knocked out with a stne axe to the head but the reds take him back to probably be skinned alive and lit on fire

davy beats a gator nd i dont mean j=rkin off his footlong and its clearly different footage of the gator and the davy

davy finds his homie about to gbe lit on fire but not skinned and takes out 1 but talks with em about having peace and if they keep fighting theyd be wiped out and redstick is a cr-ppy leader

redsticn don't believe him so davy challenged him to a bey battle i mean tomahawk match and they fight wich fevolves into mma and redstink stracngles him but eh gets out

retick has an axe and davy trys miling him down but it dont work and redsticnk swings and gets it stuck in a tree and davy overpowers him

davy sez to listen to reason and trust him but red man says gov lie(which is true) but davy dont and tells him of the Bile Thou Shalt Not Kill and wins over the tedcikyt

so dacvey goes back to his fam for the winter and after that, goes off to find land and the war is over i think of 1812

they travel a far way and see nature footage of bears thats clealy different and goes to register a claim

the guy they need for it has to judge a shooting match and this guy named big foot m=5Qn is the best and is kind of a sore a55

bigfoot fires and is equal to davey whos actually taller than him and round 2 is close for bigfoot but davey got 2 shots in 1 hole and won lie yugioh

davey goes to register his claim and the town guy is amazed he's Davy Corckett and sez that bigfoot is f ing with the red man and running em off the land the gov gave em, which is stealing and has a commandment against

the town head wants Davey to be magistrate and take on bigfoot and davey has to make his cabin before winter for his fam to live in

while making it he and his homie see something and loom and find its a bunch of reds whos land was stolen by some guy

davy takes on the job of magistrate and goes to big foot in the red house and tells bigfoot the reds are people too with rights, unlike soviet canada where they are segregated in a tier system as tiers are for queers

bigfoot challenges himto a fight and when losing uses sand in the face and kicks him when down but they fgt on with bigfoot tryin to mash his head with a stick

as dacey beats the gay oyutta bigfoot, the red man caps a guy trying to j fk him and they stop and davey takes bigfoot in

so the town improves as bigfoot is locked up and the people want him to run for congress and the baddz are gonna send bigfoot to run and only Davy Crocket can stop em

the peple dance and ceebrate as they dont got dat criminal b0ning em dead ith his long cirvidsimsed parts

davy geta word his woman bit it from fever and his kids are cared for by his suster inlaw and davey takes time to feel and we ge a song

davey goes up and gives a speech being honest like The Donald and not like a politician and the people like it

his foe is a politician and the people want an honest man and Davy wins and goes up to the hill and general Norton goes up to see him

Norton sez general Jackson wants to be prez and hes a bada55 and nees davys help

davy goes yo meet bada55 Jackson and has a book of stories of Dacy Cr9ckett thats not real and Davy is the most famous man in Tennessee and was made by his friend

Jackson wants crocket to run forcongress as he can trust him and not another politician and he'd work for the people like wuith Trump

Davey wins and goes to work dressed in his Wildman outfit and meets his homie who made the storiesand is glad to see him but now he has to live up to em

in congress hes introduced andmaks a speech thats fun and jokes of his exploits like chuck Norris and sez how he's gonna say whats worth saying and is loved

later he talks with Jackson of how politics is harder than fighting reds and half as fun and they need to get more land for America

later davy is calledto go on a tour to help 2nd term Jackson ad some want davy as president

in phildelphia where tom hanks got b0ned by an aids bag, he talks of his gun andhow he dont cap animals but night shoot the moon

his homie tells him Norton sent hm oput so they could do the Indian bill while hes out and he races back and slugs out Norton for betraying him

davy goes in andgives a speech and sez the country has to grow but not at the expence of their principals adnd the elites who are gonna make money off it and oppress the reds and break their word and is the cogress's fault this even was considered and he shouldn't ave missed o many meetings

later they hear Texas need help and meet a eurotrash guy who wants davey to help him get somewhere

they go off and find commanche andescape em and latwr get buffalo meat but i was looking up actors from Degrassi on their cr0-ppy gender offender wiki

oh theres a red man with em andhe speaks with davey with gestures

turns out he never got a scalp o caugt a beffao and ran into em but was in war partys andwill leade em

davy finds some mexicoes and hars santa anna took over Texas and the Texans are in the alamo

they left out him meeting a sasquatch who told him not to go. this is erasure o sasquatch culture and representation, hate crime

they get chased by some Mexicans i think and get to the alamo whered te Texasns fire on the mexicos to save him

they get in andmeet jim bowie who's got aids or something and thinks they are outmanned and this fort is the last chance to stop santa anna as Huston is gathering his forces

they need davy to boost the troops sprits and he sez he's half horse half alligator and a bit snapping turtle, which sounds like a TMNT action figure or Beast Wars Fuzor

so santa anna calls a truce and sent a messaenger and the note se surrender or get iced like the mus lims do at churches in the cr-ppy contrie

a battle bbreaks out andcannons bust the walls bt not the Texns Jin and4ays later no oe bi it yet as Davy believes God sides with America

eurotrash  plays a game of shells and pea and wins food but a red guide wins his food from him

davy' homie sez they are outta ammo and aid aint coming and davy knew since day 1 as bowe said not to tell anyone

homie goes to bwie to wait i'm not sure it is and offers to go for help

he goe and his name is russel lie in stickin around andthe people in the alao see at night

2 days later davy worrys of him but its 100 miles ut, so if he goes 100 mph he gets there in 1 hour

cannons bust the base but day harambe'd a few Mexicans at thecannon

russel homie returns and sez they ain getting help and he didn't wanna leave em

davey merts nowie who wishes they met sooner and bowe is moved outside to tell the people they aint getting help and are fighting 5000 men

a line is cut in the ground and stayers cross it and they all cross even the eurotrash who leaned the value of America like Tommy Wiseau

as they ait for the last day davy sings a sing and plays on n insrumet guitar and its nceand soothing and has feels

the mexicos attack wirh ladders butn are forced back and the next day the nexicos swarm at em and ue cannons ad ladders

if only the Amerians had Acid tomelt thoe monsters like in Sailor Moon

so the red duide got it and the mexicoes swatm in and take out eurotrash and russel butut he hits the cannon andblows out mexicoes

bowie firesat the mexicoes swarming in and bowie knifes em as they take him out

davy goes out fighting like a true Mongolian warrior and we get a song honoring his sacrifice and we see the ourney diary of davy crocett and sez for independence 1836

the end

that was great

positive despite being dark, like sailor moon

good music and action

wholesome but bada55

well acted and a nice homey 50s thing like ichebod and mr toad

i like the songs and theres good matte paintings and its pro America as a good place of honor and right

Much better than 21st century Disney hating on freedom and siding with degenerates

But what would the rea Davy Crokket think?

Davy: Waoh! Moving pictures?! What wuitchcraft is this?!

Nowadays They'd try to make him look like a bad guy for fighting the reds and mexicoes

although they wleft out his occult group and slave owning, but still he did cool things

its a good movie that makes you feel good

I'm glad I saw it

For Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier 2 I want it to be about his kids going on an adventure and meeting the sasquatch that warned him not to go to Texas and they have to fight a new sasquatch king in the hollow earth whos rising up and will take over the human realm if it wins. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as one or boh of Davy's kids and fight in a wirrd la blue girl inner world with various areas like a beach bu the inner sea or fungi forest or high tech city and gotta take on sasquatch and ancient horrors and dinosaurs to sly the evil king.