The Lonely Man Review

Note; i speel like a man with man  of not lone braincells

The Lonely Man

this is my review on The Lonely Man from the distant future year to Thomas Dixon of 1957(50 years before transformers American season 4)

Its directed by Henry Levin who did the 50s Journey to the Center of the Earth/The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm/the 1965 Genghis Khan

It stars closet Slav Jack Palance from Shane/Arrowhead/Kill a Dragon/80s Batman/City Slickers/The Swan Princess, faithless aids bag male feminist Anthony Perkins from the Psycho movies and that cereal commercial, Neville Brand from Kansas City Confidential/the 60s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Ninth Configuration/the 60s The Twilight Zone, closet he broo Robert Middleton from Gold of the Seven Saints, Elisha Cook Jr. from Sergeant York/then40s The Maltese Falcon/The Big Sleep/Shane/The Indian Fighter/House on Haunted Hill/One-Eyed Jacks/Rosemary's Baby/Blacula/60s Star Trek/ALF, Claude Akins, not Spottiswoode Aitken, from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/60-s Inherit the Wind/The Rifleman/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Eerie, Indiana, Harry Shannon, not Maxfield Stanton, from Citizen Kane/Tulsa/The Jackie Robinson Story/The Violent Men/Touch of Evil, Lee Van Cleef from Kansas City Confidential\The Lawless Breed\Joe Dakota\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\For a Few Dollars More\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\Escape from New York\The Rifleman\The Andy Griffith Show/The Road To Denver/A Man Alone, James Bell from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/I Walked with a Zombie/Blood on the Sun, Adam Williams from the 50s The Twilight Zone, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Bonnie and Clyde/Cahill U.S. Marshal/the 90s movire Maverick, John Doucette from Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers/The Robe/River of No Return/Destry/The Big Land/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Patton/Big Jake/True Grit, Paul Newlan from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 40s/The Three Musketeers/David and BathshebaThe Lawless Breed/Demetrius and the Gladiators/Naked Alibi, 16 tona singer and occult secret mrmberTennessee Ernie Ford, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, beta male, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner petatree kung fu based on planbts wkipedia who thinks global arming is real but not Abraham or Isaac.

I never saw this b4 but its on grit and they got good stuff

after credits to widescreen andb/w with a song andritle, we hear these guys saying to jack called king wait its not he plays a cripple, i thin, that this gut gbacked out and he gets b--chyand carbes a big a55 billet and sez a guy put it a haslf inch by his heart

the sherrif meets a guy who was out for a while and the guy is violence jack palence who meets tony perkins who isn't full of aids yet and sez hes tonys dad

tony splashes booze in his face and walks out as many queers dont like their dads and gets on a horses a55 to drive off as dad asks about mom

tony shows him a crevasse and sez she jumped but he blanmes dad for it for being a killers woife and wishes it was dad

later tony sez he counts money at the bank as work and at tony's place has a picture of his mom

oh mother what have you done?!

dad offers him money but tony dont want it and would rather go with the devil than him and is too bitte and butt hurt and not from b0ning

tony sez he wants dad to think of mom and realizing he looks like her, goes weith him but not to seduce him but to remind him of her, at least i hope

he gets a picyture and sez he has all he wants and dad throws a lamp and burns the place like in FMA

cripple practiceshis gunwork andshows a White hat guy tricks of having a 2nd shooter to take the dad out like with those lusty Irishmen in the 60s

palance and gay tony come by a place with a scot blacksmith and stanle and offers to but ut but was caught y 2 gunmen and sent outta town as they dont want gunfighters in town

after crossing a wastelandthey camp in it andson is spazzing outand dad gvesx him his coat despite being cold himself

dad hears a cyote and kicks sand on the fire and gets him to have medical help

at this farm a blonde greets him and tonyu walks off and falls and jack carrys him in like an alpha male slav

jack sez h=tonys his won and blonde never knew he had a son but jack se he only came to help his son and gave her the place

she finds he had a wife and thats why he didn't mary her and later a scuzzy guy comes in saying hes tired of being run outta town

hes ben like uncle ben from the spider man and the rce and blone wants himto run the ranch and hes hiding out and used to catch wild horses with dad anddad knows bens up to something

tony gets b--chy again and sez hes kill them for mentioming his mom as he's ttally a balanced non devoved human

keep my moms name, oyutta yo butt f--kin mouth!!!!

later tony wants t leave and blonde tries to help him see the eror of his ways but he sez he only feels sorry for her kind an she sez run as its better for jack is he leaves

bitter and not wanting to help dad, he stays cuz hes a butt hurt monkey

crippel has a dr look at him and sez to rest anddon't wanna wait for jack butwhen 1 guy sez what about his girl, he gets his irish up and sez "she aint his girl" but another guys ez she no ones guirl

so the ben jack adn chick go after this white horse like in the lilian gish movie the win andits an epc chase across the dbz wastelands but i think it got away

chick drinks from a river and tony sez shes closer to his age than dad and she sez she 1000 years older than her so i assume shes a yokai and jack is a man and tonys not but he wants her to teach her

tony! what are you doo ing?! you're with a wo man!!

so the trio and tony get to the white horse with is a wyld stallion and it escapes by rocks i think were in several mother films

they go back to the ranch and have water from a pump and talk of tony riding a horse thats not fully tame or something

so tony tames a horse wait it sjack and his eyes f'd out from looking at ben andwhen he offers tony a turn tny refuses and leaves

jack have enough and lassoos him saying "i'll breaks you like i broke other wild horses, but i'll make a man outta you "

hes gonna beet the gay outta him like hes a homie

he and chck go n and his eyes are f'd and he has a drink and walks into a chair and claims nothings wrong with his eyes

chick sez to egtta dr but he saw 1 and sez he can't be helped and wants to save his boy when he can

hick suggest telling son but dad dont wanna and wants to get him to stand on his own feet

latwr jack is shirtless and blac smithing masculinly as tony i probably j=rkin off and jack is shoeing his horses a55

after breakfast they are gnna go out buta guy called blackburn comes un andhas goons and a gun and wants horses to getta way to ecase a posse

jack dont want a part in it as hes out of the gang and his horses have his brand on it so he dont want legal issus but they offer him a bit of his goldmine 20 miles away

jack dont consent so they take tony hostage and go to jack horses andjack wants to save his son bu blonde dont want him to

jack goes outvnd sez  no horses and black burn dont think he cares for his son and ben and ack cap a few and send em off

tony is disgruntled and hoes to the bark i mean barn tocry tears o blood and listen to marilin manson music and cut himself and puup spurm over dad capping guys

chick comforts him saying jack dont like capping guys but tony sez if he lead a goo life hed not have to

chick sez how she worked in a saloon or gambling hall or w/e and after her pianist dad who worked for king the cripple got it he thought he owned her and i think made her do things

so the guys go out again to catch the Whyte Stallion andben sez tonys just like his ma which i think means he likes men b0ning him

tony slugs him and they fist fight as horses go near and when ben looks, tony beats him out and he falls head on rock

tony pulls him outta the horse path and when dad comes bak fires ben and dont say a word to tony

As ben is leaving tony asks why dad left his mom and is told jack shot the sherrif and would be hung

tony asked why she stayed with him and  he explains and tony wigs out and he holds him to the walla ndpulls a nife to keep his candy a55 caolm

to get water in a droauhgt the dad cut fences and was fired on but shot back and iced the sherrif and had tos kip town

turns out jack did go back severyl times and mom wouldn't leave and didn't leave when the dorugt and it was all her fault like it usually is with women making kids hayte their dads

seeing he was a jacka55 and deseevded his dads thunder fists pummling him, he goes after thr white horse and sneaks around to lasso it but the horse runs and overpowers the girly man anddrags him like sandpaper on an a5 w/o toiler paper

ben goes out and comes across king andnot shin from hokuto no ken and thought he was dead, but i guess he couldn't sleep in h-ll while ben walks the living workd

kings man caps him andking sends a guy to tellthe sherrif theres a dead man here

later jack is p-ssed that son is not there and probably ran off andchick sez hes too much like him

he backhands her and says "you compare me to that THING again i'll gut you like a pig!!!"

jk really they go out looking for him in clear daylight but tinted to fake being night

blonde finds the white horse and its hgot a rope with son at the bottom of a hill and beat up and she kissed him and they start making out

my son stole my woman, today on springer!

later son wakes up and dad is glad to see him and sez hes a f00l. but son sez he got him

they talk of how mom wasn't for pioneering and about her forgiving him and son thinks dad didn't ice the sherrif and dad sez it was and he did a lot of men

we see a guy wait its king and hsi name is kign fisher like its a ninja turytles character like seamore guts looking around a casino night zone

his men bring blonde over and she sez jack dont want trouble and suggests having him skip town but kng fisher archfiend in defence mode dotn want her going with him

she offers to stay here and be his piano slave and sez its bad luck to open a place with a killing and tries to get the goons not to ice jack whos name is Jacob like in the Bible

and they have mad ma names liek pharaoh and willy

king dont wanna let jack live and she gets back to the ranch and they say that'll bring him

she tells him kings back and his pirate crew are in his place and iced ben and she wants to skip town and not fight and kick the can down the road until king finds em again

he don care and wants to finish this and get it over with like getting a cavity fixed

she ez he cant see against 4 men who can and tony finds out and goes out

i assume he's gonna have to cap guys to save his dad, or jack bites it and tony gets the chick

also its almost over, that felt like nothing

so the pieces go on the board by the goons manning their battel stations for the coming jack

he comes ina dn guy hides behind the font door and asks if king wants him and he otta see himself as lucky for living

king sez hes a gambler and plays by the rules and offers men a chance to win it back but jack sez hes not and king stacked his last deck

jack shoots out the lights and as the doorman leans out tony warns him and jack caps him

tomy thros a lamp on fire and lites up a bt and jack caps him andking gets away andis gonna sniper jack and kid nutjack throws his son and takes the hit

they hide behind a troff and tony tells him where to fire and he wastes king but bites it

chick comes out and tony goes to his dad

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of redemption and a father sacrificing himself for love of his son

kinda like with The Bible and The Creator

The dad wasn't a bad guy and the son didn't get the whole story and misjudged

Like with The Bible how people hear lies from bad eople and think The Creator don't like them or is bad

Also a thing on past sins coming back with the dad facing a guy he forgot to finish

Like with Hokuto No Ken and Borge coming back to get revenge on Kenshiro and Bart helping him

Jack Palance is pretty bada55 and Slavic and Tony plays the malcontent teen like Degrassi well

And the thing of the dad having a medical issue but not bothering the kid as he dont wanna burdon him

it has good flow and dont drag or feel long and before i nknew it, it was liek 70 mins in with adds

I saw where it was going but was a bit surprized by where it went and there's good action and acting and music

i like the b/w and even though its widescreen it still works

its a solid movie and holds up well

For The Lonely Man 2 I want it to be right after and a dr comes in and do 1st aids and save the dad. then the son takes care of the dad and gradually gets him back to ability and dadd tells of his adventures fighting Indians and cryptids in the olde weste. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game on sega geneiss, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba ehwre you play as the young dad going around fighting the enemies and the inbretween level bonus games are mini games where o do rehab or things to take care of the dad in the present and each level is another story of his advenutues.