UHF Review

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UHF

This is my review on UHF from the didsant future year of 1989(The year the berlin wall fellm cuz of REagan)

It directed  by Jay Levey whos not on candy a5 wipkiepdea

it stars the ubermench Weird Al Yankovic from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/The Naked Gun 2+1⁄2: The Smell of Fear/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/Spy Hard/Halloween II remake/Batman vs. Robin/The Weird Al Show/Eek! The Cat/The Brak Show/The Simpsons/Transformers Animated/Batman: The Brave and the Bold/WordGirl/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Robot Chicken/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?/Funny or Die, David Bowe from A Few Good Men/The Cable Guy/Cheaper by the Dozen/Highway to Heaven/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/The Weird Al Show/Rugrats/Cold Case/Boston Legal/Castle, the awful Fran Drescher from Saturday Night Fever/Cadillac Man/Jack/Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation/ALF/The Nanny/The Simpsons/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Glenn Martin, DDS, Michael Richards from Problem Child 0 1/Coneheads/So I Married an Axe Murderer/Airheads/Seinfeld/Dinosaurs, Kevin McCarthy from Invasion of the Body Snatchers 50s ver/60s The Twilight Zone/The Rifleman/Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake 70s/The Howling/The Golden Girls/Addams Family Reunion, the bad55 and amazing Victoria Jackson from Sesame Street/The Weird Al Show/Touched by an Angel/ Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Stanley Brock from Black Like Me/Hard to Kill/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Welcome Back, Kotter/Happy Days/The A-Team/Highway to Heaven/Charles in Charge/Quantum Leap, Sue Ane Langdon from The Andy Griffith Show/Happy Days, Anthony Geary from Gold Diggers of 1933/30s Alice in Wonderland/Bride of Frankenstein/A Midsummer Night's Dream/Nothing Sacred/70s The Lord of the Rings/Masters of the Universe/he Rescuers Down Under/Get Smart/The Waltons/Charlie's Angels/Little House on the Prairie/The Golden Girls/DuckTales/Frasier/The New Batman Adventures, The fun Gedde Watanabe from Sixteen Candles/Gung Ho/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Mulan/Armageddon/Mulan II/Parental Guidance/Sesame Street/Duckman/Mad About You/Seinfeld/The Weird Al Show/The Simpsons/Rugrats/Home Improvement/Batman Beyond/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Jackie Chan Adventures/All Grown Up!/Family Guy/American Dad!/Pickle and Peanut/Call Me Kat, Vance Colvig from The Yogi Bear Show/Big Top Pee-wee, David Proval frpm Wizards/The Shawshank Redemption/The Brady Bunch Movie/Quantum Leap/Everybody Loves Raymond/The West Wing/The Sopranos/Judging Amy, John Paragon  from Eating Raoul/Airplane II: The Sequel/Pee-wee's Big Adventure/Honey, I Blew Up the Kid/Pee-wee's Playhouse/Cheers/Seinfeld, the occult Belinda Bauer frpm Flashdance/RoboCop 2, Dr. Demento from the simpsons/bobbys wor;d, Emo Philips from The Weird Al Show/off beat cinema, Patrick Thomas O'Brien from Home Improvement/The Brady Bunch Movie/Pleasantville/Stuart Little/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/21st century Saved by the Bell, The Kipper Kids from The Addams Family, and some guys i never saw in anything.

It came out in 89 but had hue competirion from other movies like Batman and Indiana Jones so

After title and creits we get Al going through this jgn le and to a temple nd whpping off a guys arm w/o blood cuz he's clean

he goes in and takes the Oscar but the temple falls but he gets out but a huge stone sphere chases him across several backgorunds liek the amazing bulk and crushes him

then its revevaled he;s really working at a buyrger place andimagining it and whines that non of his many jobs cared for his imagination

al mouthes off about his boss who throws him like 50 feet  so they drive off and al asks him to mash his head in but his co worker sez al owes him 5$

they go by a karate place and is friends with the Nipponjin who runs it and they go home and he has a winie wiener

he meets hisgf whos bummed  he got fired again and al eats mashed potatoes like in closed enounceters of the third kind

they go to a family thing and his uncle comes by after gambling and winning a lot and he won a tv station for channel 62 thats almost over and his wife gets weird al to run it

they go in and its a lab and this guy lives there and works there and seems like a scientist and zaps wrid al in an experiment

al brings in his homie and teh receptionist is the nanny and hates the job

al sees a lot of reruns whicyh pluto tv did and made movie off and wants new programs and live shows

the rival network head is going mental and lost a file and blames Kramer the janitor and fires him and Kramer  plays a pole

after firing Kramer and saying he otta be put to sleep he fidns the file was there thre whole time and goes out but wierd al comes in to return mail sent to him by mistake

the old sourpuss thinks al stole it and fires him but finding he dont work there is gonna call the cops and al books it

kramers mom is taken and he had it since he was 8 and has big brittish teeth and al feels for him and hired him

and weir al is George newman which is double Seinfeld

fan reports with a midget as the camera man but rival news guys brak his camera and say they dont belong

she tells on them to the surpuss prez and prez mocks her and i think emo Phillips plays a shop teacher who saws off his trumb

after a spatula add like onspongebob meets a robocop 80s add we we get a kids show with al asa host  the kids dont like and he beats a clown with a frying pan and feeds him dog treats by mistake

after more adds things kinda s-ck for him but he fals asleep watching bevery bhillbillys and dream of beign in dire straits money for nothing and singing of the Beverly hillbillies

that was pretty good and Kramer comes in talking about random cr-p and seems kinda autistic

so things look bad and the station will be broke in a few days and he missed his gf's b day and she dumps him

after cr-pply hosting ucle nutsy and dumping on things, he gives up and lets Kramer host

they go to a bar and are gonna start drinking and they see Kramer hosting the show and doign a great job and beign inspirational and talking of a mop he got and how you cant give up

al gives him a job as the new host and things inmprove and the show is b ooked for months with sponsors craling into each other for it

Al egts his apanese homie to host Wheel Of Fish, the science dud gets a science show andthis Mexican gets a nature show to talk about turtles who are not currently ninjas for now and ants he shakes and thros dogs out the window

al calls his gf and whines and she ignores him and the sourpuss  dont care to hear of  a non network station they are competing againt

Kramer has a good time on his show and after a kid finds a marble in oatmeal he gets to drink for the fie hose

after sending love messages we get conan the librarian who cjops a gut in half and its cool

al plans the schedual and finds they are number 1 in ratings and beat the networks with 3 shows in th top 5 and they are getting money

adter fun slly adds the sourpusswhines of losing to u62 and they have an idea

a musterious guy with a fake hand callsv in uncle and sez  none of his horses came in and he owes 75 000 $ by 2 days and then  sourpuss calls him

sourpuss comes in tosay hes gonna own the stufio after uncle comes over to sign it and wll take it down as u cant own 2 networks

al calls hia aunt who whines on uncle and gets al a chance to match the opper but they need a way to keep an eye on sourpuss

cientist does sometuing to track sourpuss and uncle meets sourpuss but sz he gave al 2 days to match it but knows he cant get it

after more ads and al in a springer style show with klansmen and axe killers in hockey masks

al then has a elethon to raise money by fdselling stock in he network for 10$ a thng and sourpuss watchs and has Kramer captured bt the kidnappers think hes annoying andlock him in a thing

the telethon is cr-pping out and goes to commercial with ghandiIIas a bada55 action hero

gf comes by and asks sourpuss to let al have the station to help the community and he dumps on em as scientist hears

kram,er sees him mom as a guy tells him he wants to ice him and shut his a55 burt Kramer goes hulk, brwaks outta bondage and fights the guys off like with X anmd Zer9o in Mega Man X 01

scientift is watching and al sees and runs to help and has him as Rambo in a muscle suit firin an arow at a guy firing at him and te guy blows apart into clay chunks

then saves kramerand escapes and al, Kramer and stllone are part italiano so they are good friends

rambal opens fire and blows places then a guy fires at him but he catches it in his mouth, chew it and spits macbhinegun fire athim and he blows apart in a fireball despie being non mechanical and chunks of light  fleh color

thenrids in a cpper  and blows places while making devolved stallone facs

al gets there and they are gonna ie him bu his Japanese homie and Karate Class save himand they go backto triumphant music and Kramer ivs a speech

sourpuss does a broadcast of the dangers of uhf like the media does for Treump and friends and scientid overrised the ignal with the video of him dumping on the town

gf comes back and sez shes proud of him and wants things to be good

theres 1 min to go and sourpuss comes in a big a55 car and sourpuss gives a speech

a hobo al was nice to buys 2000$ of shares and they got enough andal pays big louie like king louie but with a metal arm like dr claw

the fcc takes sourpuss's licence for being late and  the nanny dumps on him

scientist goes back to his home plane and midget trups the guy who tripped him b and he fall in b=mud or fecal matter diahrea

hobo reveals that the penny ourpuss have him wa rare and he sold it for a lot and bought the shares

aland gf get alon and they do a gone with the wind thing and smooch

then credits to good 80s weird al mudsic

the end

that was fun

it dras a bit with the down parts butthats on purpose to show how his career went

it gets better and has nice mostly clwan fun

for some reason amazon prme lists it as 16+ for violence and smoking and w/e but the violence is coic like the III stoges

its not mean and the closest to swearing they have is the H word talking of the place like in Church

its a minor p like most things Weird Al does

he's a wholesome guy, he don't smoke, drink, do drugs, swear or make weird p0rn0-

I'd say he's the only normal guy from California as most from there have weird scandals

its not like he's having an effair with his car like on the learning channel

mrs Yankovic: Alfred! you spend more time in tha garage than with me! What are you doo ing in there?

Al: Oh, ja know, just workin on da car(wink )

plus like me he's Slovenian or w/e

he's a nice guy and makes you feel happy. he had a few bad days but is a nice guy and was raised right

plus, he has never kissed the editor of the London times

he's weird like a Saturday am cartoon, fun and zany, not like the guys on springer or Degrassi or svu

plus he's a legit good actor. I'e seen him in srs roles like that batman animation and had no clue that was him.

he's smart and started school a year soon and skipped a grade so he graduated at 16

he just chooses to be fun and silly, kinda like me

we love you forever Alfred, you are the ubermench

For UHF 2 I want it to be the 90s and the alien returtns saying he's here cuz he needs help. His people need entertainment as there was a politicl issue and he needs something to keep the people from rebelling. So most of the movie is Al making parodies of space and 90s movies and his son with his gf now wife helps out and is played by a midget who isn't hiding its an old man and no one says anything of it. Also its a 16 it game with various levels based on skits from the game on Sega Genesis, Snes TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where each level is an extended thing on the movie or show it parodied. Also after the people are into the movies he broadcasted, the empire crushed the evil rebellion and no one cares as they wee watching tv.