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Romancing The Stone
This is my review on Romancing Te Stone fom the distant uure year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1984(The year Transformer G1 happend)
iys directed by Robert Zemeckis whos a commie and did Back to the Future/Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Back to the Future Part II/Back to the Future Part III/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/What Lies Beneath/Cast Away/Beowulf 2007/the cr-ppy disney live action Pinocchio
It starts mouth f'd Michael Douglas from Coma/The China Syndrome/Basic Instinct/The Ghost and the Darkness/Don't Say a Word/Liberty's Kids, evil supporting cr-pple Kathleen Turner from Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Baby Geniuses/The Virgin Suicides/Monster House/The Simpsons/King of the Hill/Friends/Law & Order, Danny DeVito, not an acor but a dwarf actor, lie pluto called not a planet but a dwarf planet, rom One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/Twins/Batman Returns/Last Action Hero/Junior/Matilda/Space Jam/Mars Attacks!/disneys Hercules/Men ln BIack/Man on the Moon/The Virgin Suicides/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Big Fish/The Lorax/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/Friends/Father of the Pride/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Zack Norman from Cadillac Man/Baywatch/The Nanny, Alfonso Arau from nothing i saw, Manuel Ojeda from nothing i saw, el devianto Holland Taylor from 1997 George of the Jungle/The Truman Show/Two and a Half Men/Monk/American Dad!, Mary Ellen Trainor from The Goonies 1/Die Hard 1/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/Back to the Future Part II/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/1995 Congo, Mexican bbw Evita Munoz from nothing i saw, Kymberly Herrin from Ghostbusters 01, Ted White from 1960 The Alamo/Oh, G=d! Book II/Tron 1/Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter/Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Jason Voorhees/1968 Planet of the Apes/Soylent Green/Escape from New York/1999 Wild Wild West, and a bunha guys not on bac door aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Creator Hater, frooty booty, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia wo is openly wrong oten.
i never saw this but my rents like it
after tile this cowboy looking devolved has a blonde at gunpoint and has her undress
she pulls a knife rom uner her dress and wastes him as he iced her dad, b0ned her sister, burned her ranch and stole her bible
she rides out but cowoys brothers come for her and she meetsand maes out with her love jesse lie ventura and the ride off
but its a novel she's writing and she's a devolved nerd who forgot to byy leexnex
then opening credits of her feeding her cat to 80s music
after coming bac from wor and taling to a geezer, a shady guy coms by her apartment and knifes a guy
shes out wit some broad looking or men but inds zilch
in soviet columbua this blonde rives a red car, i think a ferrarri mustang, and a kid knocks her out and jacks it
the dangers of the third world
danny DeVito and his brother ira are capturing people for money and danny wants out as the 3rd world s-cked but ira se 1 more score
blonde gets home and finds it searched and gets a car from the car lady sayin bring this envelope with a map to soviet Columbia at knifepoint of danny/ira
she has a ginger woman loo after her cat/lover and goes there with shay guy following
she takes a bus but its the wrong one danny wants her on and wakes up later to ask wtf and cause the bus to crash in the jungle
shady guy sez anoter bus will come but wen he tries to get her purse at gunpoint, Michael douglas gunfights him away and sees his truc got f'd and birds opt away
shady guy is driven by danny and asks if hes American and he fakes being eurotrash
she offers him 50$ to help er and they haggle to 375$ in checks
they go on and it rains so they get diahreeaed don a muddy hill with his face between her legs and he ets a b0ner or something and is all Yeaaaaaaaaahhh
danny get in a place an sez things are f'd and sees he's wanted
sister car lady is with a moustache guy saying he guy who iced her husband is pycho an powerful
douglas and blonde are shot at by shady guy ad he seesthe guys are after him i mean her and they runthrough the jungle de ikou
they get to a bridge thats f'd so she swings across on a vine like tarzan and he does too
they get to this plane that crashed with rotted skeletons and booze
she whines of him not caring of her and only helping her to get cr-p but he chops a big a55 snake behind her like he's mad max
douslas sez he lost like 1500 $ in the ush hitting his car and he sez hes name is jack and is surprised the doobie brothers broke up
he went or the easy way out and thought hunting birds was better an wants to sail the world on a boat
they grow closer and she falls asleep so he reads the map and seez where the treasure is
they get to own in the day and some Mexicans come to em
she sez they need a car and Mexico sez where but hears the plane the were in might be one of mexicos shipments as a drug dealer
they get to a house and the owner pulls a gun on em but when douglass sez shes joan wilder, the mexicoes love her books and invite her in
head Mexico book fan sez he has no phone and the village mexicos were wrong of him having a car but hen hes driving in a big black car and enemies are firing on em as they drive through the slum and he shows em around where his mom was pooped out ad his brother plan a tree
heres an epic car case as shady guy in military outfit fires on em
thy cross a river and it can' be crosse for 200 miles in both directions
they see the devil fork tree and fake not wanting it and go on
in town danny sees blonde and douslass and douglass finds a guy has a xerox that can copy a map
shes gonna pay him to go but he stays and gets her new clothes and dances at dinner as danny tries to get da map but a fat Mexico chic beats him up
as blonde and douglas kiss firewors go off and we cu to em naked in bed and we don see her long uncut nips tied in a bow like shoelaces
he agrees to give up the map to save the sister and as tey make out and b0ne he take the map he hid from under the bed to the bag
in the day they drive outand danny is in the bac of the car they stole
they get to a waterfall and find in a cave a cr-ppy bunny statue and she remembers in a book she did the treasure was hid in a statue
they but it open an its got a big a55 emerald and danny gets em at gunpoint and sez get out of the cave b4 batman comes home, off as he's the penguin
anny sez he's romancing the stone outta her instead of danny stealing it an a swarm of people come so the heroes get in a car and drive
douglass beats up that midget and gets the stone and they drive into a river where it goes over the falls
btw this is colored well and is very widescreen
they're on opposite sides of the river and he sez h'ed meet her at this hotel or something but she doubts him
in a hotel she calls the guy with her sister and is told do bring da map on water taxi and checs to see jack douslass didn't cech in
she goes to a big stone building like a castle probably form the olde worlde before THEY wiped it out in America and
she gets him the map an he chexs it and sees its kosher and the shady guy comes in with dousglas at gunpoint an and beat up danny DeVito is there
shady guy sez they have the stone an asks her where it is so she sez they dug dbut foun nothing
he cuts her hand with a knife an dholds it by the gaters
douglas sez she dont got it and is kicked in the crotch and the gem falls out
he throws it and shady guy catches it but a gater bites off his hand and is pretty bada55
effin captain hook!
douglass gets a gun after beating out a guy an wastes guys and a gunfight braks out
dannys queero brother who i heard is called faeggit a lot but on tubi i guess they censored it but not real swear words leaves danny who cant swim behind and sez he'd b bac for him
douglas has the gem gater by the ail as its gonna escape but ditchs it to saveblonde who's fighting shady guy but when he gets there, she eat his stump, iced him on a lanturn and hefalls through the grate on the gater pit
the cops get there as danny sez"thats him! get him' to his sodomite bro
douglass leaves and sez dont say i was here and smooches her with consent and books it
then shes in soviet new york and wrote a book of her adventure but her and jac dousbals met at the air port and sailoed the world in it
then he walks hme and doubals is in the road with a boat and has gater skin shows and they smooch
then they ride off on a new ork stree without cars
the end
that was pretty good
it was written in 79 before Indiana jones 1 and by a woman who died in a car accient in the car michal doulas bought her for this
good acting and the musi is really enjoyable
nice effects and no cr-ppy cg to ruin the feel
danny fits well and the story is fun but cool
aparenly the shady guy is zolo like in one piece and iced he sister's husband for the map
its an enjoyable fun film and my rents saw it before I was pooped out
its got that good 80s movie style and feels
glad I saw this one, it holds up and is worth a watch
For Romancing The Stone 2 I want them to find the stone is cursed and was sealed away for a reason, so they gotta put it back, but its been traded from hand to hand and they gotta follow the trail around the world. Also its an 8 bit point and click game like phantasy star adventure on sega master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as the couple and go around finding clues and acing bosses in rpg style with dice battles.
