Gorky Park Review

Note: I spell unsoviet

Gorky Park

This is my review on Gorky Park rom the ditant fiture year to stalin of 1983(40 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Is directed by Michael Apted who id Coal Miner's Daughter/Gorillas in the Mist/Thunderheart

It stars William Hurt from The Big Chill/1998 Lost in Space/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/2010 Robin Hood/2013 Bonnie & Clyde, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock/Seven Men from Now/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt/The Twilight Zone, Brian Dennehy from 10/First Blood/Cocoon/1996 Romeo + Juliet/2005 Assault on Precinct 13/2018 The Seagull/M*A*S*H/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Masters of Science Fiction/The Good Wife, Ian Bannen from Gandhi/Ghost Dad/Braveheart, Opely Polish Joanna Pacuła from Marked for Death 1990/My Giant 1998/Virus 1999(those were good), Michael Elphick from The Elephant Man/Krull/1995 Richard III, Richard Griffiths from Superman II/Chariots of Fire/The Naked Gun 2+1⁄2: The Smell of Fear/Sleepy Hollow/Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/1993–95 The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends, Rikki Fulton from nothin I saw, Alexander Knox(Not the Batman guy) from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960, Alexei Sayle from Solarbabies/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ceator denier Ian McDiarmid from star wars/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/Sleepy Hollow, Niall O'Brien from Excalibur/1994 Black Beauty/Braveheart, Henry Woolf from The Lion in Winter/The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Superman III, and many guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, Sodom bottom, Crator hater, gender offender, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants wiipedia who begs for money to spread lies THEY want us to think are real

I never saw tis but hear its loved but f'd at the box office and only made a bit more than what it cost

after logo and credits and title to dissonant music we see people skating in a winter park

then its night and te soviets are lookin into 3 boies ound in da park

1 guy digs up some people in the snow w/o faces but te officials don't like him lookin into it

at the autopsy the cutter sez they were shot in chest/head and the defacer was pro at it

1 had red hair and cutter dont want to be with the kgb guys and the guys were here right away

main guy tells his superiors he's gonna catch the guy and is tol his ad fouht he Germans in the war

he checks this chick who's skates were found on the dead girl and she reported em missing 4 days after they were gone but she don't care for the people iced as shes soviet

theygo over evidence and the gun that iced em was in a leather bag as there's leather on he bullets

they wonder why the guy were shot in he mouth and realize its the teeth and look into it to find the iced were Americans and capped by a soviet kgb gun

so main guy looks into an America wo imports things and he tells a guy the kgb iced the people and its a trap as years ago he went after a kgb guy for wackig guys

this chic natasha like fat bimbo natasha crown takes a car ride and wait its the skate chick and she's Irina who gets out of the car even though he thinks she'd freeze

she gets back in and they et to he gray city

in an eating place he goes over the autopsy and he needs to know wat they looked like

he has the redheads head sawed off like the 3rd world and bins to to a uy who reconstructs faces and is impressed the main guys dad was in the war n di wins for the soviets

faceman don't wanna do cop work but wants to have main guys head after hes in h-ll

he gets the head wich we see and its cool and he needs to remove the flesh so get the grub worms

at night he listens to a band playing its so easy to fall in love by a ferris wheel like InuYasha Ending 1 and shake it up

he sees a guy lurking around and when he calls to him, lurker rrunand he chases

he catches him and bites him but the guy beats him and sez stay away so main guy sees he's American

he catches im again at a trainyard like busty Anna in Yugioh ZeXaL butgets his a55 kicked again

he has French booze at a place and then we see magots eating the head and its better than cg

main guy follows American to epic music and goes in the Americans place

main guy looks through his cr-p and finds drawings of the crime scene and photos of guys including a redhead

American returns and main guy gets him a gunpoint and maes him empty hispockets including his "trousers" wich is not wat soviets say, and ties his shoes together

American is a cop who's bro got iced in da park and wants revenge but thinks all soviets are in on it

main guy wants to wo with American but hes too irish to consent and main guy taes his badge and knows the names of 2 victims

main guy goes to a bath or spa with a uy and meets jack Osborne, possible normal an harry's relative, and he's lee marvin who's evil in real lige

main guy always waned to meet an American an only met dead guy but lee don't thin it counts

they talk of the anima the sable the guy imports and of how main guy catches his prey

later main guys minion comes in drun with a kgb file he stole sayin the skate chic was anti societ and kiced out o smething or being with a Siberian malcontent

she tells skate chic the 2 guys who got iced were her friends and someone who got em out lead em to getting it but she sez they're free

the face man is done remaking the face and the boss of main guy tals with a uy in a car ride of a car he bought

the guy is Fyodord and seems kinda ret-rded and works for the kgb.

they go to the cops and hang him out a window to find this chic as b0ning a gaijin and lee wanted a chest like a box made

they go to the Fyodor's place fill of boom boxes as its the 80s and when thy go for the chest this unseen guy uns em down

so his drunk minion is in h-ll with Fyodor the black market guy like sonic adventure 2 battle and the chao garden

the official say Fyodor called drun minion and ate his gun but main guy sez its lee and the 3 he iced were in on it with him and ne needed to end em

lee meets skate chic and a kgn guy follows her an main uy follows him an 1 ollows him

she runs an main guy beats out a guy and chic got caught by a kgn guy wo knocs her out and is gonna give her an aids needle like THEY do but main guy umps through the window and fits the kgnb guy

he's losing but American Cop saves him an they treat the poisone skate giel

Cop will take the remade head in the fridge as they don't want skate chic seeing it after getting up

he tells cop skate chic thins the 3 got away and the vics faces were removed

there was fresh chicken/fish on something i thin the crime scene andthey think the chest was a fake religious item

after recovering sk8 chik asks wy she was saved and he sez shes needed for his invstigation

she can't go anywhere as They'd get her an her friends if she stays with em

she sez lee is her friend and she sees she has little hope here

she stays with him as he goes to see lee and talks of butchering sabels and he might've skinned the faces like sabels

lee met stalin but as stalins dead it don't prove he did him and he's leaving in a few days and sez he'd have a sable head sent to main guy

in main guys place chic thins the hit on her was faked to make her trust him

later shes in bed as he's in a chair and she wakes ip wigged out thinin they're all dead and he tries to get her to trust him

she sez a silly lie is better than a hard truth and they smooch and b0ne for a while

in a car with cop he hears cops bro was trying to save people from the ussr anwas a Born Again Cristian and they had a Russian grandma

they go to a shed to find 6 sabels were fed and gonna be used there andsomething about the chest

main guy takes chic to the sable park i mean shed and goes over the sk8 rink an how se lead the trio to an ambush and lee iced em but wont tell as she'd get out as lee sez he can smuggle people out of the ussr and clings to a phantasy

she denies it and he shows the remade head and she admits they ha 6 live sabels from Siberia to overcome the soviet monopoly

they go on to et the other fae heas but find lee an moscows chief prosecuters are in cahoots and bust the other 2 heads with an axe

main guy thinks he's f;d and they go to catch the guys there after lee left wuth cop wacking 1 with bare hands an not caring as he's part soviet and never gives a sh-t

main guy tells a guy to get the info to the prosecuter and loo after chick

main uy goes o the pool spa w/e and sees his boss who offers him money and sez he needed pressure on lee to get the price of the sabels 

man guy reveals he recorded it like kevin in home alone 2 electric boogaloo an they fight over a gun

boss head procesecuter guy gets it and falls in a pool but soviets dont care as everyones dead in Russia, often inside

main guys taen to meet guys who want himto get lee, wait is the kgb and they wat lee and the sabels iced

this is in Sweden or Switzerland or the one with sticholme

lee in is apartment shows him chick whos part of this an he smacks her and she reveals after seeing the other girls head remake, she went to lee and b0ned him but she felt not dirty as she was so f;d by the ussr and got he kgb to trade the sabels to let him escape

lee has another 6 sabels and only lee/her/main guy know and lee agrees to get him 6 of the sabels

main guy tells cop an thinks they might betray him and gives him his bade and when they go to see lee, they find cop tied to a tree and his insides hanging out for illing his dogs

lee has a gun and its a Mexican standoff and he sez 1 guy works for lee

the guys fire and get it and 1 pulls a briefcase with a un sayin its money but lee caps him

they said main guys unarmed and he livesand sneaks around the treesas lee fires on him

he gets by the abel cages and lee gets chic at gunopoint but chic and main guy cap him with chic emptying her gun into him

he sez he agreed to go ac to spare her rom the soviets and she'd not last here ut they say they'd be together one day

then he goes bac to his homeland and it shows he freed the sabels asa positive ending thinking her saying one day

then crits to dark music

the end

that was pretty good

the music is nice and the acting is good

most of the actors are Irishmen or brits so they don't sound like soviets

esp with the 1 Polish woman actually sounding Slavic

but i still liked it and its well filmed and edited

the soviets didn't like it making em look bad, but the truth is offensive to liars

i never heard of a sable b4 this but its a good plot twist

its got that 80s film style of clear sharp focus and the color fits

glad I saw it

Its pretty cool and has hope at the end

For Gorky Park 2 I want it to e him a decade later after the ussr fell an going around looking for her, but she's in California and its the l a riots and he uses his soviet fighting style to beat through the malcontents to get to her. Also its a 16 bit eat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Arai Jaguar and GBA where you play as the main character an player 2 is a different colored main character and fightdruggies and cannibals and looters to get to and protect the Siberian chick.