An Amish Sin Review

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An Amish Sin

his is my review on An Amish Sin from the istant uture year to bill Capizzi o 2002(the year o robotech ii the senitneils)

Its directed by Michael Nankin who did Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/TURN: Washington's Spies

it stars no one i know of an aint on candy a55 ewiepiedea

after title and creits we hear a guy singing to a girl an her whining of pain

then some amishmen in a barn with the girl grown uppleging to follow the Creator and getting baptized

they a male youth with a photo an her saying its a sin an tey joke a bit

lter she puts fower rom i thin clover in her shirt and they have a dinner outside an beardo helps a kid with a splinter in the finger

in a kitchen mom helps main cic Rachel like ninja gaiden or freiends an she's got issues with stuff

later in the barn Rachel stays in as their uncle comes by

she comes out an uncle got her a present as he missed her baptism an had a shop to run

in church barn a guy confesses he was inappropriate with a aughters friend a few times

i think he means b0ning

now i watched amish mafia and breaking amish so i hear they b0ne animals

the priest sez he's orgiven an the little girl he id someting with forives him too and he's put on proving for 6 weeks

so if he did b0ne her and theres a lot of that goin on, its like the north of canada how on aptn i heard someone in an interview say they all ot mo les tid

so some guys talk of i thin Rachel an she does prayer saying she cant take it

at night she helps mom whos spazzing a bit an wants to tal of something an hears a guy is upstairs putting someone to sleep

i assume like soviet Canada how they execute the cripples

she goes up an uncles singin an comes out the room with a lamp saying she can count on him

he sez she temps him and is evil an broken an gross an he can save her

is this how that brain crippled Irishman id things before he went prez in 21?

we see someone by a tree at night but i wasn't paying attention

in te barn Rachel asks a little girl is uncle trie anuthing but is told he told a story of a bad girl who was punished forever

in church she is concerne of being wicked an mom se tough it out candya55

at igt she goes out to the barn to getta lampshe let a uncle bad touch is there

this is how p0rn0s start

he wants to collect eggs, an i hope not fetrtolize em

she gets some anhe tells er what to do cuz i guess she's not smart enuff to igure it out

he sez 1's cracke an crushes it in i han then smears it on her an i thin b0nes her

insie she's cryingan beardo asks whats up an she sez he ripped her dress and did stuf to her

he's p-ssed but controls himself better than homies do an she limps in and he whips her sayng "What did you do?!"

later its ay an she wants to run away butthe youth sez thins cost money an she'd be shunne

the youth an her female homie agree to help her and she oes in to get money

mom sends he to the store or food an there a woman sez she gotgood marks in bi e class an she otta join a thing

at home she heps the girl who had jeweley wich is a sin and she forgot an sez ont let em push you around

at night she sees i thin her faemle friend crying outsie an later is taen to a place for girls who go wrong

is this uvie for amish?

they wana help em be goo wives an mothers an correct their way

they gotta be accompanied with someone to leave an the rooms lock at 7pm

they recite the bible of wives following the husbands an are informe The Creator know what they are up to

also they're told they are gross an gotta avoid sin

but this tries to mae it look bad

look at toay with 5kanks like arianna grande or miley cyruis doing p0rn0 music vids, is that better?

so 1 teen sez she i stuff with a cousin an blame him

later a hag sez what wou The Creator say an Rachel sez "why can't you be good?"

after nearly cutting herself like dat degrassi 5kank, bearo her a comes in an mom sez they might have to leave the church like openly b--ch nancy pelosi being excommunicate for evil

they want her to accept it an come bac but se was backwards slow an runs off when they don't look

this is less fun than johnny bravo or dexters lab made amishmen look

in the city this openly black womanb--ches on a cellphone

she meets raches outsiean lets her in an she's not use to 20th century tech making sounds

shes got no tech nor sin number nor anything 1st worl an trus coffee i think an its the best she tasted

latr she sees the womans bf an i thin hes in unies an was b0ning the woman

later they meet an is amaze he cooks an cleans cuz his womas a slob

when woman gives her new clothes she can'as she thins shes ugly

wman thinks someone hurt her an rachelgoes on about hating cinnamon like the spice of arakkus and once uncle reached under the table and did stuff when shes 8(her 1st time)

lateri thin youth comes by saying shunning is the inal act of love and she wants to go back cuz its home an no one knows her ere

he sez he admires her and she talks of the ocean she an mom never saw

he sez he womnt get baptized and keep options open

at night she sez she don't wanna leach of woman cale grace like the degrasi girl who went nuts or latino chick in Student Boies

grace hasa photo shoot ofevolve people to sopw how thy are

sheets hers one an comes in wering jeans a shirt an taes of her bonnet

she keeps announcing where she is an when shes comin in like shes got autism

grace sez shes beautiful an ater a photo thing is with i thin youth an they make out

se has viet nam flash bacs an sez no an throws him off

later a guy comes by an sez her moms in the hospital and wants her

se goes there and mom sez its was never he fault an se sez she'd stay

after mom bites it the amish broas comfort her

beardo a sez they can forgive her and go bc o church

kid girl thinks she i something wtong an they look trough moms notebook of poetry and art

in church she asks for orgiveness an confesses running away but is leving again

bearo a sez stop but she's butthurt over a whipping and how she needs to help the other her grow an be protected

also if anyone b0nes her sistr she's calling da cops

se leaves in a car rove by youth who's fire an is gonna o baptim class

he brings her to gracie whoets her a haircut an she;s oytside dressed like a 20th century woman in a jean jacket like joey Jeremiah in degrassi Jr High by the sea

then shes bringing her suster out there an text saying is inspired by real amish and a thing sayin if ur b0ned et help

the end

that was kina standard

the whole empowerment of an oppressed woman and the evil guys

its not awful and is filmed well with good acting

its like a tv movie like on Showcase or something

i saw it on pluto tv an they have a lot of these chick films

its not awful ut is very much a made for tv movie

we used to have direct to vieo ones often with Jean Claude Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren but thee are this century's ones

i didn't hate it but its another one like all the others

I mainly reviewed his for the title as amish cr-p is fun to look into

i never saw it before but saw it being on the listing of whats coming up an finaly it was on at a time I was free to review

glad I finally saw it

For An Amish Sin 2 I want it to be an Amish Horror Movie where a few 90s human teens get lost and wind up in the inbred amish town and after culture clashes; the amish try to kill to eat them so they use modern sh-t to kill them. and the amish are depicted to be like cavemen. and they beat them with fire. and one of the 90s teens is in a bikini in one part and the amish are so unused to hot chix that they all start j-cking off, and a 90s teen gives an amish a chip or a candy bar or a sip of pop and that amish rotts and disolves, and the amish b0ne animals, and when the amish plays gameboy; he turns BLACK. then gets burned on a cross, and the amish dont have wheels and dont know what bathing is and have interspecies weddings and dont know what numbers are and cant read and build pyramids and have slaves and give animals equal rights to humans and they dont have toilets or outhouses so they just have a big pit in the middle of town they all poop in and they sometimes eat feces and they use black magic and have human sacrifices and when someone does a swartzenegger accent they think hes possessed and whip him and instead of jail; they just sodomize them a number of times based on the crime. Also its a 128 bit Zelda like game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox an ps2 where you play as 1 of the eens an gotta save the others and switch between em to use their skills.