The Bushwackers Review

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The Bushwackers

This is my review on The Bushwackers rom the distant future year to Tojo Sama of 1952(70- years before robotech II the sentinels)

its rdeicerd by Rod Amateau who did The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

It stars John Ireland from 1948 Red River/1960 Spartacus/Little House On The Prairie, Wayne Morris from Valley of the Giants 1938, bada55 who got his irosh up Lawrence Tierney rom The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/Reservoir Dogs/Armageddon 1998/Seinfeld, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/Basic Instinct, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy/The Defiant Ones/The Trap, Myrna Dell from : Dragnet the show in the 50s/1966 Batman/Unsolved Mysteries, Frank Marlowe from Sergeant York/The Great Rupert/The Admiral Was a Lady/Cry Danger/A Star Is Born 1954/The Man with the Golden Arm, William Holmes from The Picture of Dorian Gray, Jack Elam from The Twilight Zone 60z /Hannie Caulder\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Support Your Local Sheriff!\The Night of the Grizzly\The Rare Breed/The Comancheros, Ward Wood from 1949 Samson and Delilah/1964 The Twilight Zone/1968 Get Smart/1976 Charlie's Angels, Charles Trowbridge from The Great Ziegfeld/1937 Captains Courageous/1940 Our Town/The Son of Monte Cristo/Sergeant York/Mildred Pierce/The Texas Rangers, Norman Leavitt from 1948 Music Man 1948The Three Musketeers/1951 The Red Badge of Courage/1956 The Ten Commandments/1959–1961 Dennis the Menace/Leave It to Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/1964 The Twilight Zone/1965 The Addams Family, Stuart Randall from Tomahawk/Naked Alibi/1956 The Ten Commandments/1964 Taggart/1969 True Grit, George Lynn from  Kit Carson 1940/The Great Dictator 1940/The House of Frankenstein/The Snake Pit/D.O.A. 1949/The Day the Earth Stood Still 1951/The Lawless Breed/Ride Clear of Diablo, and a bunha guys not on back door, Sodom bottom, aids bag, frooty ooty, banana crammer, wiener cleaner, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, hippie stoner vean ait i did that oen, queer as a deer woth a steer in its rear Wikipedia, who hates the heroes.

I never saw tis but its not The Punisher Villian rom Marvel Comics an Video Games

so i was taking a hot shower like mai iranui an hissed te 1st 100 seconds but came in on the union army i think beating the south an the main guy vowed to not gun men again

then text saying the south lost and main guy went wet to avoid icing people

i think laurwnce tierny goes to a home and wastes a am for not leaving

wait he has the place torched and the fam runs

i looked at sailor moon ai art but think main guy interfered and got away

he goes to town an sleeps on the wood outsie a printing shop as the owner comes by an offers him coffee as we don't got pop yet

main guy sez he lost his horse an printer quotes The Bible of making words into plows

i thin he sez something about his kids in chool and we see main chic pull a un on a guy in i think her bed

i thin its main guy and he leaves thinking he might wanna b0ne her anhe goes outthe window and down the roof but she sez come back in or i shoot

its b0nin time!

so he's arrested an the marshall not mathers looks into it a don't buy his story

at printers place the 2 kids who escaped come by to live with a new fam n 1 uy sez its Indians

main chick wants em to name names but dad printer dont wanna

dad printer an chick solve the main guys ail thing an he reveals he has no gun

after talkin of the fam burned out and a service or the iced rents who were probably b0ned dead in the REAL verion, printer dad queers out o naming the REAL killer an chick wines of it

he don't wanna offend the leaders an this isn't the soviet union yet, we don't got ba rock!

after the service the bar opens as thats where they do it

main guy goes there and wants to buy his own drink but a black hat guy wait i thin its lawrencegets in a fight and 2 guys hold main uy for Laurence to beat on

he tells em off so laurncegets a un belt on him ad is gonna cap him but marshall better than mathers comes in like tuxedo mask an gets him out

main guys gonna skip town an sez bye to chic then goes

later pinter dad meets a guy he owes a paymnt to who wants him to print cr-p against the settlers he hates or he'd take possession of the paper

he has 3 days and depending on what he writes hed decie on payment

main guy comes by a blonde chic an her man who get him at gunpoint anbring him off for being on their land

they meet blondes dad wos a cropple and is surprise he dint return fire at blonde

cripple ad sez the raulroads commin through and guys wanna get the land he fouht the res for but others don't know of it

main guy goes by with a guy working for cropple dad holding a gun on him

he talks him into letting him go as laurence i near an after worer fores in the air, lawence  j fks worer an main guy hen books it

worker crawls on with his gun an hies behin a log then gets lawince a gunpoint and caps hm

i missed a part where cripple dad told worker to execute main guy in a canyon

chic whines of dad querin out to keep his pronting cr-p

main guy survivces and some guys talk o how theres no law here and the people gotta proptect themselves

maybe they can forme a group to resist the bad guys and do some Kind of Klub

so the settlers fin main guy sayin he ot BUSHWACKED but marshall like mathers coms in to arrest the main guy for icing the 2 guys who wacked each other

also the settlers wanna have an upruing like George Washington or Jefferson Davis

mrshall works or cr0-pple dadwo z the rttlrs probably now an money owed guy is in on em too

they wanna ice the settlers but workers in h e doble soviet England an blone wants to ice the guy

main guy;s arm is treated by marshall who sez his settler homies will be iced b4  his trial and he dont wanna be in it, but sez main guys noble ideas din't do well

he likes being marchasel and dont wanna  give it up

in prnter hole 2 uys come to chec on his paper but chic caps a evolved looking one like ack elam

marshal comes in an arrests the guys and printer wriotes a piece telling it like it is

the people fear it ein offensive an ateful an have him silence for saying tings he don't like

jk thats the candy a55 responce

marshal is shocked an figgers the prnter f;d but man guy sez he gotta protect em as marshall

printer sez preparing for war is how you protect pace like Geoge Wasington and the settlers who are like slavs or w/e are gonna stan with hi

wait i thin its not printer saying it

printes shop gets buste up but 2 guys who dont get off the hoeses like Raoh in Hokuto No Krn

a black hat hasles main guy i al so he ics black hat a55 an gets out

he chex the printer an finds him spazzed out an i thin they raeped him

he bits it a main guy fnally gets a gun and goescon a horse like Banji Suke in the later chapters of Oira Sukeban

marshal sez printr named peter was his friend and was right

peter printer? bettr than puffer!

man guy tells the eurotrash printers bit it an plans a counter

so the badds attac and theres a lot of hooting an horss unning around

prettu sure the slvs wuin like Polan vs the guys invading Europe an damaged the Holy Shrine

they go to cropple as placean hes f'd cuz main guy's there and took his gun

he tell em his men are f'd cuz they ran into an ambush

he wont go down an actvate a self esruct evice to blow the compound

jk really he acuvates his mechanism an extens his boy like genocyber to becme a yokai

jk really  he tries to get up an bites it from being too croppled

blone comes by banker  get he money but money owe guy sez shes not on the list of pople

she pulls a gun an maes him open it then caps him

eat that you candy a55

she gets the box and blows but he lingers enuf to shoot her in the bac an both go to h-ll

main guy is gonna ice marshall like mathers as chic sez dont

he draws but marshall throws down his gun belt and alks off to commit seppuku or w/e

late main guy ad cic are doing the paper

The end

that was pretty good

its like 70 mins but 90 with adds on Grit

Good filming and has kind of a 30s eel like a early talkie

ood stoey, didn't see it going that way

good messae against elites and big gov

plus how THEY shut down dissent in media like that irish son and his lap top in 2020

shows how w-/o a defence tool like a gun you better be lucky

i likewd t

its pretty cool and holds up

For The Bushwackers 2 I want them to run a story on a sasquatch sighting but no one believes em, so he goes out to get evidence and gets caught by em. They wanna breed with him to use his genetics to make their people more human to blend in, and he has to get out. Slso he gets bac to guns as they are not real men but demons. Also its a 16 bit game lie Flashback on Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as him nd solve puzzles to get out their pocket dimension.